#can't get more early 2000's than this

[jihef03]

Humberto Ramos ate with this two redesigns.

Obviously inspired by the Raimi movies, but I think it's funny both Norman and Otto had a crisis and went "Okay I want to look cool now."

[changisworld]

A helping hand

Felix x f!reader

Word count:6,227

Summary: Felix is addicted to masterbating & also sex. But despite his addictions, he hasn’t got laid in over a year & has to use his hand but he has now gotten bored with it. He has tried different toys, DIY tricks etc but it’s just not the same, so he caves in one night & signs up to one of the “single ladies in your area” adverts out of complete desperation after clicking on it by accident. not thinking in case he gets a million more porn viruses, but he ends up talking to someone he thinks is even more attractive than him, you.

->Authors note at bottom!

18+ MDNI, SMUT WARNINGS BELOW THE CUT.

©ANY translation, copy & paste, posting of my work is strictly forbidden for ANY posts/ writing i post.

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SMUT WARNINGS: NEEEEDDDDYYY felix, felix cums a LOT& i mean a LOT, multiple orgasms(both rec), switch reader, switch felix, spit, oral (both rec), 69, facesitting, ball sucking, slliiiiggghhhtttt anal play(felix rec), body worship, squirting, hair pulling, very brief masterbating, slight overstimulation, cum eating, creampie, tiniest bit of dirty talk, praise, finger sucking, aftercare is mostly off screen! 90% smut 10% plot (sorry nawt sorry)

Felix has been scrolling through pornhub & also twitter for hours. He has gotten two hundred pages down into pornhub & can't help but grumble to himself, his cock red & angry now resting on his lower stomach, a few, small ropes of cum spread across his abs & for him, that's nothing.

He scratches the underside of his cock with his nails in a slow motion, trying to give himself a tiny bit of stimulation.

He keeps aimlessly scrolling through the pages upon pages of videos but he is barely even reading the titles, his eyes getting bored & he ends up focusing on the bunch of stupid adverts at the top of the page & he watches the same clip replaying over & over & he clicks on the video right below the advert a second later, the thumbnail catching his attention for the first time in forever.

The video takes a second to load & another advert comes up & he sighs, before realising it's the same advert from the top of the screen. He goes to press the 'skip advert' button but accidently clicks on the actual advert & it takes him onto a website.

He goes to just click off of it, but something... someone catches his his eye.

The website is styled like an early 2000's porn magazine, pictures of women with descriptions below, a small text box beneath each where you can leave your own message for the women to get back to you.

He decides to just scroll down a few, when a specific girl stands out to him, a girl called y/n. In the picture given, you're wearing a lacey black bra & panties set, your body & face on full display.

He takes a brief look at your description: "*YOUR AGE*, no hard no's, feel free to message me, I won't bite unless you ask me to<3" & Felix feels almost compelled to text you. He signs up to the website, not even bothering to think if it's a scam website & could steal all his information before setting his profile picture, his name, age & bio up before sending you a message.

Felix's description: "Into absolutely everything. I dom & sub, I'm not picky!:3 You name it, I'm into it!" He decides to keep it short, not wanting to add too much in case with his luck, one of his friends, almost as desperate as he is, coming across his account somehow.

Felllx2000: Aren't u too pretty to be here?

Felix texts you, not wanting to sound like a weirdo, he goes to click out of your name & scroll further down the site when he sees a speech bubble at the bottom of the screen, you already typing back.

You: Shouldn't I be asking you the same? you look so innocent, what you doing on here? Felllx2000: looks are deceiving then lol, i'm anything but that:3 You: I seen your bio, you seem like fun, whats brought you here? Felllx2000: came here on accident lol but i dont regret it now, do u have any more pics of u?? You: aww you're just a cutie<3 ofc I do, I'm supposed to make you pay for images since only the texting part is meant to be free but you're just a beautiful boy so one wont hurt. You:Imag.ddxi41g

Felix's eyes widen at the image, you're posing in the mirror in another set of lingerie, this time a hot pink set, making your curves look as good as possible, your hand cupping the bottom of one of your tits & you are sticking your tongue out.

Felix's cock jumps up from his stomach for the first time all night & a few of his fingers reach down to fondle the tip of his dick, eyes narrowing slightly at the sensation.

Felllx2000:can i be a beg & ask for another? ur so hot it hurts You: You're really a desperate boy aren't you? Why not you send me something of you first n i can decide if i'll send anything else ;)

Felix reads this & is instantly flicking onto his camera roll & selecting multiple photos of himself, photos of his aching leaky cock, photos of his abs & even a full body shot before sending it.

You, on the other side of the phone, your jaw drops when he sends the photos & the sleep clothes you're wearing all of a sudden feeling far too tight on your body. You go back into your camera roll & dig out a pussy picture, your fingers in a 'V' shape, spreading your hole & your clit visible, a shimmer noticeable, the photo taken after you did a private show for another texter (you made over £950 that night) since you were a bit too sleepy to take a brand new picture since it's 2am for you both.

Felix's cock pulsates, this being the first time he's actually received nudes for the first time in months & he begins to actually jerk off into his hand, all of a sudden he is actually getting the tiniest bit of sensation to his cock as he admires the photo.

Felllx2000: y/n ur making me nuts holy shit You: Feelings mutual sweetie, u jerking off for me? Felllx2000: thats a silly question of course i am, wish it was you though</3 You: you gonna cum just from a few pictures hmm? why you so needy? do you not get female attention, pretty? Can I ask what your body count is gorgeous? with a face like that you can easily be married by now. Felllx2000: noooo;( my hand doesn't bring me anything good, want someone else, want u. It's 3, I just dont get the chance! im good in bed though, id luv to prove it! ;0 You: Your neediness turns me on so much babe, what is it you want me to do to you? I want to kiss your pretty face off n ride you till you cry, your cock is so beautiful, so pink

You can't help but smile at your screen & you shut your phone off & you crawl out your bed & hop in the shower, taking the extra time to use extra body scrubs & scents as you feel a bit nervous of what you are gonna do, in the meantime, felix has began blowing up your phone.

Felllx2000:Want u to wrap ur lips around me so much;( want to fuck u so bad, i can last so long y/n, u have no idea Felllx2000: would let u wrap ur thighs around my head, pull my hair, i can be so good for you if u want me tooooo<3 Felllx2000: where u gone?:( did i scare u? im sorry, u dont need to respond.

You hop out the shower & dry your hair as quick as you can & you lift your phone that's half hidden in your bedsheets & you see the messages he sent & your eyebrows furrow a bit.

You: Don't be so silly, nothing that comes from your pretty face could scare me. You free right now?

Felix opens that text almost instantly & his eyes instantly widen, his hand freezing on his cock as he just stares at the words.

Felllx2000: I am why? you sound nearly as desperate as me

You: Well if you're really that desperate for me, we can exchange numbers & talk more n meet up hmm? & don't get cheeky lmao, calling me desperate compared to you! silly silly but i wont deny it;)

Felllx2000: right now? it says we are 6km apart so i can pick u up? or when? idk i dont do this idk how to acttt, you're making me blush You: Sounds fine hunny, we need to switch app because if we somehow get caught n you didnt pay id get in shit lmao, we arent allowed to meet people irl but theres just something about you, gimme your number pretty please

Felix springs up in bed & sends you his number quicker than you can blink & you text his number & he replies just as quick & his heart is racing at the thought... he's maybe gonna actually hook up with someone???

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You both decide to text for a few days, mostly to secure your own safety in a way & you facetimed once or twice, which actually ended up in phone sex both times & you now discovered it's a huge kink of yours.

You have mostly been waiting on Felix to get more comfortable as you can tell he is the more nervous one, unsurprisingly, but tonight is the night.

You've learned a few things about Felix, one of them being when he told you his name, but he also pretty much explained to you his... addiction & you'd be lying if you said it didn't turn you on but also scare you slightly, what if you genuinely can't please him? you've never met anyone from the site in real life & you can't help but get butterflies knowing you're hooking up with felix tonight, possibly the hottest guy you've ever spoken to point blank.

Felix texts you to tell you he is on your way, both of you deciding to meet at your house since his small, man cave, standard gamerboy slightly messy apartment who he shares with his roommate Changbin is home.

You light a candle in your lounge area & put a loose top & sleep shorts on top of your chosen set & you put on the tiniest bit of makeup, still wanting to look good for him despite it being close to 1am.

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You hear a few knocks on your door twenty minutes later & you feel your heart coming out your throat but you do your best to swallow it as you waltz your way to the front door, putting on a brave face, taking a deep breath before opening it.

Felix & you both look at each other & smile, Felix wearing a pair of grey sweatpants & a matching hoodie, his blonde hair slightly messy. You whisper a 'hi' to one another, being quiet to not let the words echo in the apartment stairway, before you move aside for him to enter.

You shut the door behind him & you instantly flip around to look at one another again.

"Surprised you actually showed up, do you want a drink or anything?" you ask, giving him a smirk as you close the distance between you both & tease him by taking his hand in yours & guiding him to the living room, plopping him down on the couch, but he pulls you down with him.

"I'll drink later, c'mere." he remarks as he helps you onto his lap so you're straddling him & his lips lock with yours instantly, the kiss full of need from the both of you, you realising you've been lacking physical touch a fraction of the amount Felix has been.

His hands trail down to your waist & then ass, kneading it like a cat in his short fingers as he helps you begin grinding your hips against him & you can already feel his cock hard beneath the layers of clothes, making your eyebrows furrow.

You take the initiative & you begin poking your tongue through his puffy pink lips & he groans into it, the pair of you both now exchanging spit, the noise of your lips smacking together ringing through both of your ears.

You wriggle your fingers through his hair before you pull back on it, pulling his lips away from yours & he lets out a deep groan before you look at him, a mischievous look on your face before you lean down slightly & begin kissing his jawline & neck, using your teeth to nip at it, making him roll his hips onto your covered crotch, his hands fighting the urge to dig his hands past the waistband of your shorts.

You wriggle your hips slightly backwards to make more room for you to kiss his neck & your hands below his hoodie & you quickly make the note that he has no shirt beneath the hoodie he is wearing & you graze your fingers over his solid abs.

"& you said I was the desperate one, can I take these off?" he groans, his voice raspy as he tries to sound fully composed but failing. You lean back enough & raise your hips enough to wiggle off the shorts he was referring to, giggling as his eyes become glued to your covered core.

"Don't get cheeky Felix, you're the one pawing at me." you giggle as you pull his hoodie off his frame, leaving him naked on the top half & you basically naked on the bottom half.

You usher Felix to lay flat on the couch & you climb back on top of him & you plant some kisses on his now naked chest & you take one of his pretty, dark nipples in your mouth & you lightly bite, making him wince at the feeling has he keeps jerking his hips upwards, seeking even a tiny bit extra friction, which you decide you'll give him.

You give him a look as your fingers are playing with the drawstrings on his joggers & he just nods, giving you a non verbal sign that you can take them off, & you do, Felix raising his hips just enough for you to fully pull them off his milky coloured legs.

You hum in approval at the bulge in his underwear, the front part completely soaked with precum & you make quick progress of pulling his boxers off to, leaving him feeling desperate & he hums at the cold air hitting his wet tip, his cock harder & more leaky than it has been in his whole life.

"I thought nothing got you to orgasm anymore but your pretty balls look as if they're about to explode." you quip & he covers his eyes with his arm momentarily out of slight embarrassment.

"That's only when it's me, when it's you in front of me why would anyone be surprised." he squeaks, his stomach lurching forward as you take his pretty, boyfriend sized, chubby cock in your hand & hold it with a firm grip, using your thumb & index finger to pinch lightly at his piss slit, watching his cock leak precum like a broken faucet.

"What is it you're wanting Lixie, hmm?" you question, your hand painfully slowly jerking him off, more precum dripping every time your hand moves. "Tongue, please?" he pleads, his puppy eyes looking down at you & as much as you want to drag it out, your willpower already completely out the window & you chuckle at his desperate face before you ingulf his tip past your lips.

You use your hand to keep jerking off the base of his cock, his trimmed, straight pubes tickling the part of the hand that is grazing them & your other hand slithers down the extra tiny bit before you cup his balls, rolling them in your fingers & the moan the man under you lets out a load whine.

You swirl your tongue around his tip before sinking down his now completely soaked with spit cock, your drool dripping onto his balls, giving him goosebumps. You quickly come up for a breath & spit out the gallons of drool that hasn't been pushed out from his cock pistoning into your mouth & you take this opportunity to suckle on his balls, pulling on them with your lips gently, making Felix squeal as you continue rolling the other half in his hand. You catch your breath back as much as you can while doing this then you pull your lips off his balls & blow some cold air on them, making his cock twitch in your hand, before returning it into your mouth.

His hips jerk up on accident but when you moan around his cock, sending vibrations up his spine, he begins to thrust shallowly into your throat & you gurgle around him, your eyes not breaking eye contact with his, not even an ounce of embarrassment in your face despite the mess.

"Gonnagonna cum, d- you're so good." he groans as his hair begins sticking to his face as his eyes struggle & then failing to keep his eyes open as his tip spills ropes of cum out of it & landing right into your throat & you moan around his cock, moving your head up so you're only suckling on the tip as you swallow four separate mouthfuls of his orgasm & you can feel the wetness almost leaking out from your panties.

You pull fully off his dick & you aren't even that surprised that his cock is still completely hard. You open your mouth to make fun of the fact but Felix cuts you off by pulling you up towards him so you are now sat on his lower stomach & pulling your shirt off your head, leaving you in just your set & felix whines at the sight.

"Need to eat you out, I'm genuinely dying to taste you." he states as he pulls on the tiny tiny waistband of your thong & you just giggle at his words & crawl up his frame even more so your cunt is right above his face & he looks up at you with his jaw slightly open & his eyes watering.

"Really Lixie? I'll give it to you because I pity your desperation." you say, slight attitude & sarcasm in your voice as you lower yourself onto his face, your panties still covering where you both want to see & feel the most.

Felix begins to kitten lick your clit over your panties & he hums to himself at the tiniest faint taste of your juice that's seeping through your underwear & you purr at the sensation, trying your hardest to not begin grinding against his face, but when he is now pushing & pulling on your waist, you do just that.

Felix decides that your underwear is now soaked through enough with his own saliva & gets one of his small fingers & he pushes your panties to the side & he lets out a pitiful gasp.

"Your cunt is so pretty, it's soaking, shit." he murmurs, more to himself than he is to you before he digs in, pulling your body onto his face as much as he possibly can as he licks a long, wide strip up your entire cunt before settling his tongue on your puffy clit, suckling on it as if his life depends on it & you can't help but hiss at the pleasure.

He laps his tongue in tiny circles around your button as he sucks at the same time, making you feel as if you are on cloud nine. "No way this-you're this good if you're as inexperienced as-as you made out to be." You stammer, your eyes scrunched shut & your head raised up at the ceiling as your fingers find their way to his hair to tug on it, making him jerk his hips & whimper into your cunt.

He moves one of his hands from your waist & gives your ass a quick but harsh spank, making you jerk as forward as you can with his grip still holding you in place as his hand makes its way down to where his mouth is & he enters two fingers into your dripping hole & your stomach lurches & your body slightly curls forwards & you find balance in Felix's hair & he honestly has no issue with the way you are pulling on it, moaning back into your cunt which shoots right through you.

"Gonna c-cum, wait." you force out before you use all your strength to raise yourself off his completely soaked face, his lips red & puffy & his hair all dishevelled & you boop his nose, giving him a small smile through staggered breath as you do your best to flip your body around so you're now facing the rest of his body & Felix lets out a groan before pulling you back down onto his face, him already addicted to your taste & can't go s minute without it.

You grind down on his face, the bottom part of your pussy lips hitting against his nose, making you purr. You fully open your eyes & notice there's a puddle of cum on his abs, even whiter than his skin. "You c-came untouched, I'm fla-flattered." you blabber as you reach out for his cock & begin to jerk it, obviously still hard despite a second orgasm.

Felix chuckles into your cunt & his ears go a slight shade of red, a bit shy at how quickly you have managed to make him cum in such a small amount of time. You put the tip of his cock past your lips & hollow your cheeks, swirling your tongue as best as you can as your mind is going fuzzy by now.

You hum at a mixture of the taste of precum & also at the feeling Felix is providing you & you can feel your orgasm slowly bubbling up so you coat your finger in your own spit before you begin lightly pinching his balls, making him whimper into your cunt & he detaches himself from your pussy momentarily.

"Fingers, fingers y/n p-please., fingers." he squeaks to you, his voice completely blown out before he gets back to what he was doing, his brain running at a million miles an hour & his tongue moving even quicker, because despite the lack of women he has been with, he knows how to eat.

He latches his lips & tongue onto yours & suckles as he worms his tongue into your hole & your legs begin to shake & you take a second to compose yourself after listening to his words & you use the hand that was just jerking off his soaking cock & switch it to your other hand & you use your now shiny hand & you roll it down towards where he was asking, making sure to put a bit extra pressure on his balls as you drag it down.

You use your index finger & swirl it around his pucker & Felix lets out a squeal at the feeling & his dick twitches in your mouth & his hips buck up slightly making you gag but you don't pull off. As he does this, his teeth accidentally clamp down slightly on your pussy lips & that plunges you to your first orgasm of the night & your hips completely raise off his face from the overstimulation as your orgasm squirts out of you, soaking his face & hair, dripping off onto your now wet couch & he has to forcefully kickstart his brain & pulls you off his cock as your body stops tensing up so much.

"S-sorry, didn't know I c-could even do tha-" you whimper, panting. "Heyyyy don't apologise, that's the hottest thing I have ever ever seen." Felix cuts you off before he kisses you, your own orgasm now transferring onto your face & you groan into his lips at such a dirty yet hot act.

"You wanna keep going? We don't need to or anything, no pressure!" He blabbers out, glossy eyes looking into your completely blown out ones. "You can actually keep going? I'm surprised, follow me." You respond, giving him a cheeky smile as you use all your strength to properly balance yourself as you stand up & take Felix's hand, giggling as you lead him across your vanilla smelling apartment, the naked, cum soaked & sweaty blonde following your lead, letting his other hand wander over your frame, holding your waist & giving your ass a spank.

Felix kicks the bedroom door shut behind him, only taking a second to admire the decorations in your bedroom before he is plopping you on the bed & getting on top of you, his hand resting on the bed beside your head as he uses his other hand to start toying with your clit gently, not wanting to overstimulate you too much & your hips thrust towards his fingers on instinct.

"Put it in, Felix, please, want it inside." you purr, your hand grazing over his abs with your nails before grabbing onto his still hard cock & pumping it slowly, it still being wet with your spit & his hips jerk into your hand, a growl coming from his chest, spit almost leaving his lips.

"Really? Your cunt seems more than happy with just my finger, soaking for me." he smirks as he bites his bottom lip, trying to not let his own moan slip out from how turned on he actually is as he speeds up his motion on your clit in a messy manner, the wetness making his fingers slightly slip. "Please Lix, don't you want it?" you ask as a rhetorical question as your breath is staggering, trying to get more friction from his small fingers & Felix chuckles lightly as he begins blushing.

"You got a con-" "just use it without, I'm on the pill, promise." you speak up, a convincing look in your eyes. Felix nods & tries to compose himself with the nerves, honestly scared if he is gonna cum almost instantly.

He spreads your legs a bit further with his knee as he leans backwards on his knees, his cock poking the inside of your thigh as he kisses the parts of your legs he can reach while you're holding them & you melt into his kisses. "You're so pretty, want you to myself." he murmurs, mostly to himself but he doesn't take his eyes off yours & your ears turn as red as your cheeks.

"Then take me, I'm waiting on you." you remark, biting your lip as you smile up at him, silently praying his cock will slip inside you & not just poke against it. Felix's freckles become surrounded by a rosey colour & he moves his cock with his hand & drags it up & down your folds, making you both sigh in contempt.

You can both hear the light squelching sounds as his cock grinds through your wetness & it bumps against your clit every time his cock moves, making you grow beyond impatient & you reach down to try nudge his penis but he swats your hand away before you can reach it.

"Don't be so pushy, I'm about to cum as it is." he half jokes & you giggle at his words & he returns the action as he lets a glob of spit fall directly onto your cunt & it clenches around air as it dribbles down your clit & Felix sighs to himself at the sight as he pumps himself few times, slowly before he aligns himself up & slowly pushes himself inside until his balls hit against your skin & he whines as he feels your warmth, taking in the feeling of how tight & wet you still are despite an orgasm.

Your toes curl as he buries himself to the hilt, him filling you in such a delicious way, not too deep that it's uncomfortable but you can still feel it already snuggled up against your G-spot & you're honestly surprised he hasn't came yet with how desperate he's been all night.

"You're filling me up so well Lixie, m-move please." you plead & Felix has to take a moment to collect himself, he is honestly shocked that you have lasted this long, usually, the very few girls he has been with & his one short term ex would be falling asleep after giving him one orgasm or two maximum, not letting him to fully ever tire himself out so for someone he has met online only no longer than ten days ago who is actually able to keep up with him, he thinks it's a complete match made in heaven & he thinks his endless prayers have been answered.

Felix holds his breath as he moves his hips backwards before pushing back in, watching your face before picking up the pace. "Y-you look so pretty, p-perfect tits." he babbles as he stares at them, his eyes switching between your face & your boobs bouncing with each thrust, his lips parted & also shiny with his spit from where he has been constantly licking at them, his bottom one a bit redder than the top from where he has been nibbling at it all night.

"Go harder, p-please, you're s-so beauti, fuck." you stutter, your fingers reaching to pinch your nipples, your eyes going cross eyed, your pussy completely gushing wetness around Felix's base, clenching uncontrollably.

Felix growls at your words as he picks up his pace & he lets out a high pitched squeal as he pulls out & cums, it landing all over your lower stomach & a few drops landing just under your tits.

Felix pants & you remove one of your hands from your nipple & drag it down to smother the tip of your fingers in his orgasm & you hold it up to his lips & he looks down at you, a devilish look in his eyes as he opens his mouth that tiny bit extra to accept your fingers & you both hum in unison as he swallows around your fingers, letting out a hum of satisfaction.

You both don't break away eye contact as you flip you both over so you're now straddling him & Felix realises he is actually getting softer after orgasms & he basically has heart shaped eyes. "Still hard? You really are inane, match made in heaven." you purr, slightly repositioning so your bare cunt is resting on his slightly softened cock, but it really doesn't take long for it to get hard enough again as your pussy snuggs itself right on top of it.

"I told you I can go all night, You're just too good." He replies, his blonde hair wet with sweat & sticking to his pretty face & you hum at his words. "Do you think you can handle one more, hmm?" you ask, already reaching back to fondle his balls again & he nods instantly, his facial expression going back to a needy, desperate one straight away & you can't help but giggle as you pick up his pretty, red cock in your hand again before sinking back down onto your new favourite thing you've ever touched or saw.

You sink back down until your bodies fully connect & a shiver shoots up your spine & you let out a broken hum as you use whatever strength you somehow have to begin moving your hips in a comfortable way as you begin bouncing, laying your hands on Felix's abs for support, not failing to admire how good they look & feel.

"Holy shit, like-just like that y/n, why are you s-so good, shoulda met way-s-sooner" he rambles as his hands become restless, dragging over your ass, tummy, waist, tits & he drags his fingers over your nipples, making you hiss at the feeling.

"Cum with me, mkay? Paint me inside too, dare ya" you cry, your eyes struggling to stay open as you have to physically stop yourself from flopping forwards but its no use as he latches his arms around your back & pulls you towards him & plants his feet to the floor & uses the rest of his little energy to begin fucking up into you at a harsh pace, making you squeal.

You unbury your face from his neck & you lock lips with him & you both exchange drool, it having a slightly salty taste from his own cum he suckled from your digits just a few minutes ago as felix starts to rub over your left nipple, pinching it & it makes you yelp.

You begin clenching uncontrollably & you start to struggle to kiss him back & your legs begin to feel like jelly & start to give out & if it wasn't for felix basically holding you in place you wouldn't even be moving. "F-felix, fuck, yes! go'n cum, s-so-too good" you wail, your eyes scrunched together as you break your lips apart due to none of you actually being able to breathe, both of your lips a way darker shade, your lips & chins covered in each others drool by this point.

"Cum inside? It's comi-coming, s-shit, you g-gonna take it all?" he stutters, his brain trying its hardest to float away & he is basically forcing himself to keep even a single thought inside. "yes, please, please pl-please! I'll be so good, keep it in for you, c-can eat it out me later" you respond, your pussy dripping a white ring around his base, soaking his pubes.

"G- such a good g-girl, it's c-coming, cumming." He screeches in s raspy voice & as his cock pulsates in you as his balls drain that little bit extra & as you feel another few thick ropes up into your cervix, your own orgasm pours over you like a bucket of cold water & you let out a shriek as your entire body begins shaking in his hold & you throw your head against him & you bite into his shoulder, making him whine as his hips slow down.

You both stay like this for a minute, just catching your breath back for the most part, but you can't really help but enjoy listening to his heart racing inside his chest.

Felix slowly pulls his now actually softening cock out of you, a few droplets of both his cum & your own wetness dripping back onto his pelvis & he wraps his arms around you but then moves them down to his sides. "Are you sue you wanna hug? I-i don't need aftercare if you don't wanna do that, I know it was just casual sex." he says in a soft voice, sounding a bit upset despite trying to sound casual.

You pick your head up & look down at his pretty face & see the slight pout & confused look on your face & you 'tut' at him jokingly before you wriggle your hand under his neck & rub your nose against his neck. "Don't be so silly, Lix, i'll not just leave you after you just had four orgasms, I'll get you some water n stuff once my breath is back." you reply, weaving the hand that's resting under his neck into his soft but wet hair & fiddle with it in your fingers.

Despite you not being able to see it, Felix can't help but smile at your words as he returns his arms around you & relaxes a lot more. "You're a softie, who woulda thought. I've never had anyone or anything make me actually fully enjoy an orgasm until tonight, I'm actually drained for the first time ever." he chuckles & you can't stop yourself from softly giggling. "Glad to hear, I'm actually exhausted though so we aren't going again till I get feeling back in my body." Felix simpers at your words & nods his head.

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Felix doesn't stay the night, him not wanting to overstay & you not knowing if you should ask him or not, thinking it was too intimate to do so.

Felix leaves after another hour or so, you fed him some cereal as it was all you could be bothered to make & you gave him a bottle of water & he dug through your drawers to find some sleep clothes & helped you clean up with a damp towel from your bathroom.

You both agreed to stay in contact with each other, for sexual reasons... obviously, but you both start sending each other memes, random photos of things Felix bakes, pretty flowers you walk past on your way to work & so on... that's how its all started for you both.

A/N: I think I liked the idea of this more than it actually turned on so I'm sorry if I haven't done this as much justice as I could have done, I've been going through a lot lately with a lot of personal issues & I got admitted so I'm also sorry for not being active, I'm gonna get back on track soon enough. I have a lot of requests & I am trying to get around to them so please just be patient, feel free to send me thoughts/asks but thoughts get published first since they're a lot smaller. I hope you all enjoyed this piece though if you've reached this far<3

->Anon list: Open!

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[centrally-unplanned]

Very much enjoyed Tracing Woodgrain's foray into the internet life of jilted ex-rationalist and Wikipedia editor David Gerard. It is of course "on brand" for me - the social history of the internet, as a place of communities and individual lives lived, is one of my own passion projects, and this slots neatly into that domain in more ways than one. At the object-level it is of course about one such specific community & person; but more broadly it is an entry into the "death of the internet-as-alternate-reality" genre; the 1990's & 2000's internet as a place separate from and perhaps superior to the analog world, that died away in the face of the internet's normalization and the cruel hand of the real.

Here that broad story is made specific; early Wikipedia very much was "better than the real", the ethos of the early rationalist community did seem to a lot of people like "Yeah, this is a new way of thinking! We are gonna become better people this way!" - and it wasn't total bullshit, logical fallacies are real enough. And the decline is equally specific: the Rationalist project was never going to Escape Politics because it was composed of human beings, Wikipedia was low-hanging fruit that became a job of grubby maintenance, the suicide of hackivist Aaron Swartz was a wake-up call that the internet was not, in any way, exempt from the reach of the powers-that-be. TW's allusion to Gamergate was particularly amusing for me, as while it wasn't prominent in Gerard's life it was truly the death knell for the illusion of the internet as a unified culture.

But anyway, the meat of the essay is also just extremely amusing; someone spending over a decade on a hate crusade using rules-lawyering spoiling tactics for the most petty stakes (unflattering wikipedia articles & other press). The internet is built by weirdos, and that is going to be a mixed bag! It is beautiful to see someone's soul laid bare like this.

It can be tempting to get involved in the object-level topics - how important was Lesswrong in the growth of Neoreaction, one of the topics of Gerard's fixations? It was certainly, obviously not born there, never had any numbers on the site, and soon left it to grow elsewhere. But on the flip side, for a few crucial years Lesswrong was one of the biggest sites that hosted any level of discussion around it, and exposed other people to it as a concept. This is common for user-generated content platforms; they aggregate people who find commonalities and then splinter off. Lesswrong's vaunted "politics is the mindkiller" masked a strong aversion to a lot of what would become left social justice, and it was a place for those people to meet. I don't think neoreaction deserves any mention on Lesswrong's wikipedia page, beyond maybe a footnote. But Lesswrong deserves a place on Neoreaction's wikipedia page. There are very interesting arguments to explore here.

You must, however, ignore that temptation, because Gerard explored fucking none of that. No curiosity, no context, just endless appeals to "Reliable Source!" and other wikipedia rules to freeze the wikipedia entries into maximally unflattering shapes. Any individual edit is perhaps defensible; in their totality they are damning. My "favourite" is that on the Slate Star Codex wikipedia page, he inserted and fought a half-dozen times to include a link to an academic publication Scott Alexander wrote, that no one ever read and was never discussed on SSC beyond a passing mention, solely because it had his real name on it. He was just doxxing him because he knew it would piss Scott off, and anyone pointing that out was told "Springer Press is RS, read the rules please :)". It is levels of petty I can't imagine motivating me for a decade, it is honestly impressive!

He was eventually banned from editing the page as some other just-as-senior wikipedia editor finally noticed and realized, no, the guy who openly calls Scott a neo-nazi is not an "unbiased source" for editing this page wtf is wrong with you all. I think you could come away from this article thinking Wikipedia is ~broken~ or w/e, but you shouldn't - how hard Gerard had to work to do something as small as he did is a testament to the strength of the platform. No one thinks it is perfect of course, but nothing ever will be - and in particular getting motivated contributors now that the sex appeal has faded is a very hard problem. The best solution sometimes is just noticing the abusers over time.

Though wikipedia should loosen up its sourcing standards a bit. I get why it is the way it is, but still, come on.

[yesimwriting]

I feel like the reader in best friend!Felix is actually really smart, heck, let's say genius even, but is really oblivious when it comes to sentiment. The reader gives off nerd vibes, but they're so smart to the point it's a cool kinda thing. And if this was before Felix met Oliver, I feel like reader, like Farleigh, would get bad vibes from Ollie too but would be too shy? I guess, to say anything cause hey, they're new and stuff. I like the fic:) It's nice to read something like that, without the explicit content, I mean:D

A/n: omg love this,, definitely doing a bestfriend!felix blurb on this concept later, i just wanted to explore character dynamics for a second lol

fun fact: i originally pictured bestfriend!reader as a literal genius with -3 street smarts, it's just info that didn't make it into the fic!!

also i could see reader as being so smart they skipped a grade (if we want to add to the power/social imbalance by making reader a little younger, but not like weirdly younger) open to thoughts on this !

i picture bestfriend!reader as having an elle woods quality to their intelligence in terms of awareness (and maybe aesthetic, it is the early 2000's lol),, reiterating the most complicated parts of a lecture perfectly during a study session while half focused on applying lip gloss, aces exams while hungover (bc felix insisted on going out), and never registers how impressive all of it is

very much "what? like it's hard" but as literal as that statement could be

which could add to reader's shyness/uncertainty bc she forgets she's a little intimidating

okay but the potential of reader getting bad vibes from oliver if she became close friends with felix a little after oliver did?? too good

reader doesn't want to alienate oliver, he's the only one around felix that's also an outsider, that should make it easier to bond

but!! because reader is that smart, she has this gut feeling that tells her to keep him at arm's length,, but bc she's not the best at picking up on feelings, it's basically just that 6th sense thing that girls have that tells them when a guy has weird/unsafe intentions

bc reader can't articulate their concern, or understand it, they try to be nice, but oliver can tell that there's this distrust there

it drives him crazy

first of all, reader should be the easiest one to win over bc she's not one of the elites and she's a little awkward from time to time, it's frustrating that there doesn't seem to be a crux for him to use to weasel his way into reader's heart

oliver's aware that he can get close to felix without the others liking him as long as they tolerate him enough in public, but with reader, oliver knows more about felix's real feelings for them than felix does

that adds this timing element to the situation that’s stressful, because as soon as felix realizes how he feels about the reader, that will be that

meanwhile, reader is a little worried about being dropped bc of the tension between her and oliver, but oliver doesn’t fully notice that, he’s too distracted by his feelings

it's not fair, oliver "had" felix first, but oliver's perfectly capable of adapting to the situation, so he accepts it and looks at it practically

oliver knows that there is no fully "in" with felix unless you like him, so despite any resentment and jealousy he feels towards you, he decides that he'll do whatever it takes to get it

[artemisrogers]

80's James - no daddy shit or BDSM type stuff but you'd probably have plenty of hickeys and cuddles cause he's a shy dorky guy pretty gentle and more affirmation than physical love language. Honestly would use something like cinnamon for his safe word.

Black album james definitely rough and dominant. Loves to remind you that you're his bitch. Does do after care but it be more of like showers or gentle foreplay. Safe word is blackened. Since he'd have that goddamn alpha wolf energy he'd definitely be the type who has a panty vibrator you'd always wear to remind you he's boss. Physical love language affirmation went out the damn window

Load/reload - Daddy energy big time. I feel like there's a heavy kink for strength as he's kinda cocky and arrogant during this. Depending on his mood he can be a soft Dom or the type that makes you not walk for a couple of days. Safeword Harley Davidson. Uses both physical and affirmation love language and loves quality time. After care is a must like he'll make you feel like you're royalty. Might wanna watch out for how he responds if he's not sober or not that can affect the mood for the time.

Woodstock era - honestly definitely a gentle man this period. Still cocky but not as bad, kinda has control over how he is around you. He loves to take care of you in whatever way he can. Does have his moments of using you like a sexdoll but not as often. More physical and quality time than affirmation. Aftercare is very gentle. safeword is misfits

Early 2000s before st Anger - He's very clingy and protective of you. Has a big jealousy phase that you can't talk to another man without getting a firm squeeze from him. Size kink is there but not as potent. Aftercare is gone cause he feels it would spoil you. Physical love language is heavy here. Does have a thing for public sex and having people watch you get claimed by him. Safeword is whiskey

St anger - this is kinda a sad era for me as I know he's battling addiction. Affirmation is Present as he doesn't really want to be around you a lot. He would rather you take care of him and help him with his withdrawal mood swings. His mommy kink would show with you here. If you catch him on a good day he's definitely going to be the type to make you orgasm to the point of exhaustion. Aftercare is not present. Safeword is anger

Hardwired era - ok right off the bat I see him have a goddamn breeding kink. I mean like he can see y'all with a family type of breeding and just want to get you pregnant. Aftercare is back as he's very gentle. Loves to give you praises and body worship. Daddy kink? Quality time physical and acts of service love languages are present. Safe word is hardwired.

Current era - dudes a daddy issue type with a soft caring side. Is very gentle with you and sometimes gets rough. Safeword is inamorata. Quality time and affirmation are heavy love languages. loves to give you little gifts to show he cares about you. Loves cuddling kissing and justing being with you. Will eat you out like a starved man and loves a good blowjob.

[stebeans]

Arcane F1AU

Warning: explicit sex, g!p caitlyn [has a penis]

The supermodel "lip lock" that is alluded to in Part 1 that had the blonde award-winning actress all jealous and riled up. So pretty much filth - pt 2, make sure you check out pt 1 - link below

This is also a psa that Caitlyn Kiramman, heir to the Kiramman House, '25 world driver champion, is THE ultimate dork to ever dork in Runeterra. And she still gets the girl(s).

She's a Lady Killer - Part 2

The Supermodel - Three months ago

Coming off the Noxus race weekend of the '25 season, a podium finish (first place to be exact) and therefore securing the driver's world champion, Caitlyn was feeling high, her heart thumping and energy just bubbling underneath her skin at all the adrenaline that had yet to wear off.

Her and the team of joyous Hextech Petronas found themselves in a recently opened club in Noxus to celebrate the win and the driver. She had been pulled unwillingly to the dance floor by Jayce but as soon as an old school number blared out of the speakers the two caught each other's eye and without a single word they began the first few steps of a choreographed dance routine they had created in their much younger years. They immediately garnered the attention of almost every occupant in the club, whoops of encouragement and amused chuckles filling the club.

Mel, shook her head, lips turning up with mirth as she lifted a glass of red wine at their theatrical dance moves. Only those two would be able to pull off a dorky dance routine from the early 2000's and make it look somewhat decent and not only that, their infectious dance had kickstarted some sort of dance off. She silently hoped the camera crew caught that on tape. Sure the young Kiramman's pride might take a hit when she's a little more sober and less high on adrenaline but Mel was willing to pay a pretty penny for that film. She wouldn't be the shrewd business woman that she was today if she didn't have some sort of...incentive hidden up her sleeves.

The two goobers on the dance floor twirled, twisted and robot-ed themselves on the dance floor, their laughter mixing in the music that filled the club. A mistimed move had Jayce nearly face planting and Caitlyn laughed. "You're mixing up the moves!"

"Nu-uh!" Jayce recovered as smooth as one can after finishing of an entire bottle of champagne. "You're the one off-beat!"

Blue eyes immediately narrowed as Caitlyn let out a scoff, affronted by the accusation. Jayce nearly died from laughter at her look. Caitlyn who looked downright pissed for criticizing her dance moves from decades ago than when the race stewards had bestowed her with a 10-place grid penalty prior to the race. It was only due to Caitlyn's sheer grit and determination that they had managed the win, the driver weaving and cutting through the mid-field to somehow claw her way to P1 like some unhinged mongoose. "Oh god!" Jayce guffawed, wiping away tears from his eyes. "Your face right now. If looks could kill."

Rolling her eyes, Caitlyn playfully slapped Jayce on the chest with the back of her hand. "Shut up." She said half-heartedly, a grin fighting to make its way across her features.

The song winded down and the crowd hollered and broke out into an applause at their impromptu dance routine. Jayce and Caitlyn blushed, both raising a hand in acknowledgment as they realized the scene they had caused. "Not bad Kiramman. Can't believe you still remember the routine. How did we even come up with those moves?"

Caitlyn shook her head, letting out a soft chuckle. "I was eight, what's your excuse?'

The two caught each other's eyes once more and they broke into another round of laughter. "Touché."

The DJ spun the record and smoothly transitioned into the next song, a sensual voice from one of the latest hot hits took over the speakers.

"Impressive moves." A tall dark skinned woman commented, a couple equally beautiful women trailing close behind her. "Mind if we cut in?" She asked Jayce but the woman barely waited for an answer before settling her arms around Caitlyn's neck. Brows shot nearly to her hairline as Caitlyn caught Jayce's mirroring look from over the woman's shoulder. Amused, Jayce gestured towards Caitlyn with a flourish. "She's all yours ladies."

Shaking his head the whole way back, Jayce weaved his way around bodies towards the table claimed by the Hextech Petronas team. "Damn," he sulked, as he dropped into the booth next to Mel. "I don't know how she does that."

Mel lifted a perfectly shaped brow and Jayce jerked his head towards Caitlyn and to both of their amusement the world champion was now being grinded on by the trio of women as the music picked up. "Were we dancing the same dance?" He asked incredulously and Mel couldn't help but huff out a laugh, patting Jayce's forearm reassuringly.

"I don't think it was just the dance that caught their eye, dear."

One of the pit crew member refilled a handful of glasses and passed one over to Jayce. "Which one of those women do you think Caitlyn's taking home with her tonight?"

"What makes you think it'll just be the one?" Another chimed in.

Jayce wrinkled his nose. That was like...his little sister they were wagering about. "That one pressed right against the front of her seems to be the winner." One of the guys commented.

"No, I don't quite think so." Mel said, her eyes trailing to a woman seated at the bar who Mel had noted had been locked in the second Caitlyn had joined the dance floor. "I think we may have a new challenger."

Thankfully, Mel had clocked the film crew packing up and leaving the establishment just moments after the impromptu dance routine ended, delightfully satisfied with what they were able to capture on camera for the night. While Mel was sure many viewers were going to be surprised about the dorky side of the famed Caitlyn Kiramman, she wasn't so sure their hearts would be ready when things got down and dirty.

Jayce followed Mel's line of sight, jaw dropping open as he recognized the woman almost immediately, seeing as she was on the cover of almost every damn magazine in all of Runeterra. "Damn, isn't that–"

The entire table fell into silence, now too invested and entertained to politely turn away. They needed to see how the scene would play out for their star driver.

Back on the dance floor, surprised yet pleased by the sudden turn of events, Caitlyn had quickly settled her hands on the flared hips of the dark skinned woman in front of her, hips moving along with the beat, quickly falling into rhythm with the women around her. She felt curious hands on her waist as well, slipping underneath the hem of her dress shirt to press against warm, smooth skin, while a pair of firm breasts pressed against the side of her arm, the third woman and the last of the trio was certainly not to be outdone.

They danced and grinded along one another until the song ended. Adrenaline still thrumming in her veins from the race win and being declared, excuse her French, the fucking world champion driver for '24 season, there really was only one way the night was going to end. Caitlyn was about to lean forward and ask if they had any plans for the rest of the night, when she felt the woman in front of her stiffen, taking a small step backwards, the other two following suit right after.

Caitlyn was rightfully confused until an alluring voice cut through the music. "Any chance you have room on your dance card for me?" Twisting to face the newcomer, Caitlyn's eyes widened at the woman before her, recognizing the woman in a heartbeat.

Long wavy red hair gleamed underneath the strobing lights, perfect porcelain white skin that was flawless that even makeup couldn't enhance, bright mischievous green eyes and a sultry grin. The natural beauty paired with the silky short emerald green number and strappy heels, had Caitlyn throat bobbing tightly. She barely registered the women she had been dancing with had made a silent retreat in the face of the stunning supermodel.

"Miss Conners." Caitlyn forced out, swallowing dryly as she attempted to regain her composure, the newcomer certainly didn't need an introduction. Even if one weren't caught up in the exaggerated gossip of celebrity "news", it was pretty much impossible to step foot in any establishment - cafes, bookstores, gas stations, even grocery store aisles - without recognizing the cover page beauty. Hell, Caitlyn swore she had a magazine sitting atop of one of the furnished tables in her hotel room with this woman's face and scantily clad body adorning the cover.

Caitlyn shook herself into motion. Who knew how long she had been staring dumbly. "Of course." Caitlyn held out a hand, which the supermodel accepted with a grin that showed off her cute dimples. Downright sexy and cute. Fuck. Caitlyn was screwed. "Lucky for me, it appears I'm in need of a dance partner."

"I hear congratulations are in order." The woman shouted into Caitlyn's ear in order to be heard over the thumping bass, hips swaying to the music with ease. "Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of meeting a champion driver before."

"I'm honored I can be your first."

"I'm interested to know if the rumors are true or just mere fabrication to fuel inflated egos for you frail motorsport drivers."

Caitlyn brow rose in surprise, a chuckle escaping through her lips, taken aback yet intrigued. "Oh yeah? What might these rumors entail?"

A wandering finger trailed along Caitlyn's jaw scratching softly against her neck before settling lower to where her chest was exposed where the top few buttons of her her shirt was left undone, the warm hand resting comfortably between her breasts.

"Stamina for one. Heard that you drivers train under harsh environment, pushing your bodies to go beyond what is considered humanly possible."

"Very true." Caitlyn attested. "It's a demanding sport that requires demanding training." Her lips turning up in amusement when the supermodel's other hand began roaming across her shoulders, down her arms to grip and squeeze tight biceps before inching lower to perch against her toned abs that could be felt even with her shirt on.

"It appears the rumors of drivers being in top shape is also true." The model remarked, eyes glinting at the way Caitlyn's muscles clenched underneath her gentle touch. "And how about reaction time? Split second decisions that could literally lead to life or death – very daring. How would you grade your reaction time, Miss Kiramman?"

Barely suppressing the growl in her throat, Caitlyn pulled the supermodel flush against her, where she was certain the model could feel her hardness twitch within the confines of her pants. "I don't know. You tell me." She punctuated with a slight thrust, feeling her fully hardened member pulse against the thin silken dress.

Green eyes darkened with lust, pupils dilated with need matching what Caitlyn surmised was reflected in her own. The thrumming of adrenaline very much pumping through her veins from her race win and now clouded with sinful lust.

"Even better yet. Why don't I show you what it takes to be a champion driver? Give you a hands on demonstration?" Caitlyn, murmured with another forceful push against the supermodel, watching the woman's eyes flutter at the movements, pressing herself closer so that Caitlyn's bulge rubbed against the perfect spot.

"Is that a promise Champ?" The supermodel eyes twinkled underneath the lights, before planting a kiss filled with desire and playfulness, both ignorant to the flash of an amateur paparazzo.

Unbeknownst to them, the grainy, far too zoomed-in picture would headline many gossip rags for the next month.

Later that night - The Hotel

Sweat rolled down her forehead, her collarbones glistening with slight perspiration as her hips continued to roll deeply into the woman beneath her. A low sensual moan escaped the redhead's perfectly plump lips as she was filled fully and thoroughly, reinvigorating Caitlyn as she pumped roughly until a scream of pleasure was ripped from the woman's throat. "Fuuuuuuck, yessssss! Harder baby. Harder. You're fucking me so damn good."

Caitlyn leaned over the smooth pale skin, gathering a handful of the luscious red locks and twisting it just hard enough to draw out a pleased whimper. Nipping at the back of the model's neck, Caitlyn pressed harder and deeper into the woman, feeling warm, wet walls flutter against her hardness. "One more. Give me one more." Caitlyn demanded, the quivering of the woman's cunt increasing in frequency and intensity that Caitlyn couldn't help but choke out a moan at the sudden tightness.

Angling her hips, she felt the model squeeze even tighter around her as the new angle had Caitlyn pounding insistently against the soft spongy spot within the model's molten hot pussy. "Shit. I'm cum-. Ah fuck I'm cumming!" The model screamed out, a flood of fluids rushing out and nearly pushing Caitlyn out from within her depths.

Caitlyn groaned, the rhythmic pulsing and wetness of the model's orgasm had forcefully pulled Caitlyn closer to the edge. Ignoring the tightening of the model's pussy, Caitlyn pushed through the stubborn walls, her hefty girth and length slicing through the woman's cunt like hot butter. She pulled out on a tide of wetness and in the far reaches of Caitlyn's sex induced mind she vaguely realized she was making the supermodel beneath her fucking squirt. Fuck she needed to do that again.

Pushing back in, Caitlyn felt the head of her cock push up against the model's cervix – end of the line – before slowly retracting, the blunt head of her cock catching against the women's g-spot on the way out before another rush of fluids rushed out against her. "CAITLYN!" The model screamed out, hoarse now from hours from the absolute record-breaking fucking she's ever had, an unsuspecting orgasm just after the heights of the last one had her eyes rolling to the back of her head and toes curling as pleasure washed over for what had to be the seventh time that night.

"Shit!" Caitlyn cursed, feeling her balls tighten quicker than anticipated.

Luckily, the powerful pressure behind the model's squirting had forced Caitlyn's cock outside of the redhead's cunt and Caitlyn quickly directed her cock over the smooth expanse of the model's back as she emptied a thick massive load of cum onto the woman. Unfortunately they had ran out of condoms a couple rounds ago but neither wanted to stop for the night. "Fuck you're perfect." Caitlyn huffed, gasping for breath through the blood thundering behind her ears, her cock twitching every now and than as she emptied everything she had.

A moment passed as the two caught their breath, the woman beneath Caitlyn was completely wrecked and boneless. Caitlyn hadn't even realized when the model had collapsed from her doggy style position, instead just lying prone as Caitlyn rutted into her like a mindless beast. Must've happened between the fifth or sixth orgasm she had pulled from the model.

Reaching over to the hand towel draped carelessly on the night stand, Caitlyn began wiping her mess from the model's back. "Are you okay?" Caitlyn murmured, pressing a soft kiss onto the woman's shoulder. "It was a little intense there at the end."

The model laughed lightly. "Just the end?" She quipped before turning over onto her back and wrapping her arms around Caitlyn's neck to pull the driver into a deep kiss, ignoring the distant soreness throbbing between her legs from the marathon fucking. Yeah, she was definitely going to be walking funny for at least a week.

Caitlyn grinned into the kiss, opening her mouth slightly and feeling the redhead immediately lick into her mouth with vigor.

They made out for a moment longer before the need for air forced them to separate. "You're insatiable." Caitlyn said, settling onto her hunches, feeling her slowly softening member twitch in anticipation.

"That's my line."

Hungry blue eyes roamed the expanse of the woman below. From the heaving of her chest, perfect firm breasts rising and falling with each breath, toned stomach and the neatly trimmed triangle of red curls, and as her eyes travelled lower Caitlyn failed to suppress her groan. The model's pussy looked truly and absolutely used. Red and puffy from Caitlyn's rough fucking and delightfully glistening from the woman's earlier orgasms. Her hole gaped wide and clenched, now that it was no longer filled. Honestly, the sight before her was made of dreams.

Subconsciously, Caitlyn reached out with her fingers, gently prodding and gathering the slickness around the model's folds, watching as the model's pussy squeeze in response as she played with her clit before slipping her wet digits back into heat. "Seriously?" The model admonished, taken aback by the woman's stamina and insatiable appetite despite her earlier teasing.

"Once more." Caitlyn promised, taking hold of her already hardened cock, long and wonderfully girthy.

"Now where did I hear that before?" The model teased but found herself spreading her legs regardless, slick flowing easily from her pussy, dripping down to join the mess beneath her from their last handful of rounds.

Caitlyn looked up from where she was eyeing her warmth, blue mischievous eyes meeting the model's. "If I'm not mistaken. I had promised earlier to show you what being a world champion driver entailed." Caitlyn grinned, lining up the head of her cock against the model's opening before pushing forward in one smooth motion until she was seated deeply, eliciting a pleasured whine. "And I repeat, I'm honored to be your first."

Previously:

She's a Lady Killer - Part 1 (The actress)

https://www.tumblr.com/stebeans/770640335450849280/arcane-f1au?source=share

F1AU (Vi's pov) - there's racing, some crashes and a fight

https://www.tumblr.com/stebeans/770896681209397248/arcane-f1au?source=share

[daftdrac]

X-Men Evolution is cool and all (VERY cool I love evolution) but I want an x men au where they're ALL kids. Young (er) Charles Xavier (like in his 20s - early 30s cause I will never be able to imagine child Charles) trying to manage his own powers while also being essentially a single father to Uncontrollable Laser Beams Kid, Actual Just Feral Animal Kid, Kid Who Keeps Accidentally Telekinetically Trashing Her Room When She Gets Overwhelmed By Other Peoples Thoughts, Kid Who Keeps Falling Through The Floor When She's Frightened, Fuzzy Catholic Demon Kid, Explosions Kid, Kid With Multiple Personality Disorder As Their Entire Power, Other Explosions Kid, Kid Who Keeps Flooding The Fucking Mansion Because He Forgets How Ice Works Even Though Its His Entire Power, and Kid Who Keeps Accidentally Making It Rain In The House When She's Upset.

In this scenario all of them are 8th-10th grade I imagine. (Anyone I don't mention i either don't know or don't like 😭)

8th: Bobby, Jubilee, honestly probably just them

9th: Kurt, Kitty, Rogue, Tabitha

10th: Jean, Scott, maybe Logan

And special 11th grade for mostly just Logan and Storm because they will always feel older than everyone else. They're always the elders

In this situation Logan either wouldn't have ever been 'Weapon X' yet, or he was made into Weapon X as a child (at, like, Laura/X-23's age) and saved by Charles. He would be regular highschool age, so like 16/17. Not 200 something ❤️‍🩹

I imagine everyone would have less of a grasp on their powers than in Evolution. Including Charles. Everyone is just a little more clueless about mutants in general. Maybe make it modern too cause ❤️‍🩹 I can't write early 2000s for shit ❤️‍🩹

[redrayvenrr]

Y'all are sleeping on Sweets headcanons, so I am here to pick up the slack (which ended up becoming a long rant, and I'm not sorry)

-Sweets' bitch from another ditch Gael is a tattoo artist, y'all know Sweets is Gael's test dummy

Sweets is probably covered head to toe in the randomists tattoos. They got at least one full sleeve, 7 of them are incomplete, and maybe like 3-5 of them are actually ones Sweets wanted

But I offer you Nat coloring Sweets' tattoos to the point where Sweets buys her temporary tattoo markers for her birthday

-Essence Eaters live longer than the average person, right? So Sweets could easily be twice Law's age but is still making fun of him and calling him an old man despite him being in his 20's (imagine Sweets being born in the 70's-80's and Law 90's-early 2000's XD Sweets is very happy that ripped jeans are back in style)

I also imagine Sweets with longer hair because at some point they decided that going to get a hair cut every month or so is too much of a hassle for how long their life span is (and I offer you Sweets eventually needing to dye their hair grey to match Law's so they still look like a couple to non-attuned (I'm not sorry))

Also, remember that in the "getting patched up-" video Law says that "this doesn't look like one of the little scuffles you do for fun at the circle"???? Hello??? Street fighter Sweets??? Go kick ass Sweets you got this baby

-And scars?? I'd imagine they'd obviously have the few you get from childhood, and if we're going with street fighter Sweets, then they probably have a bit more than normal. Like on their knuckles and maybe one on their cheek/forehead/lip/ankles or something. But ya know, it's just for fun, and every once in a while, they're not addicted to fighting or anything

But then the fight with Joel? Joel was out for blood, and Sweets practically died. There are definitely scars, one of which I imagine being a scratch over their eye cause I'm edgy like that (plus it makes sense that Joel would use everything in his arsenal to take down the all powerful Sweets which means nails and playing dirty).

But there is definitely a bite scar since he drained Sweets' lifeforce, which is why they were so concerned about Law getting scarred after the train incident. They don't want him living through that pain they feel every time they see their own bite scar (and ya know they can't live with the idea of hurting Law so "please at least don't let my mistakes scar")

-And speaking of the train incident Law stated that Sweets is strong as all hell and I'm here for it and I need them to crush a watermelon and Law looses his shit (buff Sweets for the wiiiin)

-Sweets' heartbeat was already a comfort for Law, but after Joel, you'll often find Law pressed against their heart. Cuddling on Sweets' chest is a must. When Law has a bad day, Sweets immediately presses him against their chest. Hugs often are one of Law's arms wrapped around them and his other hand press against their chest. Law sitting in between Sweets' legs so he can lean his back or shoulder against their heart

-I think it would be funny if Sweets also had an accent (like Bitish or Scottish or some shit) and everyone enjoys watching Nat struggle with her own accent because she'd have the weirdest mix of her father's southern, her mother's average american, and Sweets' (maybe a bit of uncle desdes)

(And while we're talking about Nat, when are we getting her dog!??! Please, I need the household to just become Spy X Family)

-Can we talk about how good Sweets is with kids? Where did you pick that up? Cause I just always imagined them as an orphaned only child? Like I physically can't see them with a family before Law and Nat, but maybe that's just me

(Maybe they grew up in foster homes and were always the older sibling of the group? Idk)

-One order of Sweets being good at the guitar and singing, strumming their guitar while Law plays the piano and singing Nat to sleep please

Sweets being in a band as a teen in the 80's/90's sounds like good blackmail for Gage to abuse (especially the hair) (but like imagine them doing a killer rift then proceeding to sing Def Leppard)

-I think their job would be like a metal worker or glass blowing, and I don't have an explanation as to why

-Sweets honestly feels like the most responsible and mature person out of all the characters they're just shit at taking care of themself and, say it with me: ✨️traumatized✨️

-I also imagine Sweets as a male, but that's my own problem

But imagine Nat finally calling them dad, and they just combust

Plus Sweets feels like one of those dads who drops a piece of lore then never speaks of it again (whereas Law is the hands on hips, legs apart dad pose (you know the one I'm talking about))

The idea of Sweets being "one of the guys" with Law's coworkers gives me life (because yes Love/Newbie is also a male cause if Desmond isn't just a pure gay man then you're wrong (honestly like 90% the listeners are male in my head)idk)

[spiderlilydreams]

I forgot I also had this in my notes. It was inspired by the Feitan fanart of him in an IHop uniform. Emo waiter Feitan. >///< I don't own the fanart, but I added some other pictures to it for a mood. I'm sorry if the grammar is bad. This is a real-life au fanfiction. I'm always so nervous posting because I don't proof read enough T.T

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Warning: +18 Smut! No minors interact!

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Emo IHop Feitan 🖤______________________

You were on a long road trip with your friends. Just you, Machi, Pakunada, and Shizuku screaming early 2000's jammers and gossiping about your ex's. Machi had just gotten out of a toxic relationship with her now ex Hisoka. Pakunada hearing the news decided you all needed a girls trip.

This was the last night on the road, and Pakunada of course was driving, like she usually does. She's known as the responsible mom friend, and honestly the four of you needed her, and she needed you all. You were thankful she planned the trip, since your life was draining you, every day looking the same.

The city lights dazzled your vision as Machi half asleep leaned her head on your shoulder, snoring softly. You stared out the window as blinding headlights flew by you, and buildings rose and fell with each passing frame. You didn't want the trip to end. You sort of wished it'd last forever, and that you could spend the rest of your life just giggling with your friends on a road trip, but you knew you couldn't.

"Anyone want Ihop?" Shizuku suddenly announced, breaking you away from your bittersweet thoughts. Machi suddenly jumped awake at this, a beaming smile on her face.

"IHop sounds so fucking good right now." Machi said, rubbing her eyes as she tried to wake up from her nap.

"I can't believe you want IHop, when Denny's is so much better." Pakunada interrupted, checking traffic as she merged into another lane. She always drove so smooth and elegant.

"Of course the old lady prefers Denny's~" Shizuku teased, causing Pakunada to playfully roll her eyes.

"Excuse me, more like I have taste." Pakunada responded, obviously not offended by the playful interaction. "Fine ladies, IHop it is." Pakunada finally sighed.

All of you tired and in cozy road trip clothes stumbled into the IHop, looking a mess, but not caring. Except Pakunada, who of course looked somehow elegant in her yoga pants, which she always complained were too informal. As you entered the building that smelt of sweet syrup and warm coffee, you noticed a certain attractive waiter coming over to seat all of you. He didn't say anything, just nodded at all of you, walking you to the closest booth avaliable. He had black hair with bangs, a black mask covering his lower face only revealing his bored looking eyes, and a name tag with 'Feitan' on it. You blushed as you made eye contact with him, him slightly... glaring at you? It was hard for you to tell. Even though he was short, like he couldn't be taller than 5'2 you guessed, you felt drawn in by him.

"Orders?" He asked in a raspy, unique voice making your heart speed up. You eyed your friends, trying to see their reactions, but it seemed only you were feeling so attracted to this emo waiter in IHop. As your friends ordered, you tried thinking of what to get, but it was hard to think.

You ended up just getting the same order as Machi, and as everyone waited you decided to head to the bathroom, in search of Feitan. You didn't really know how to go about your attraction. Nerves came over you as you thought about asking for his socials or number, you didn't want to embarrass yourself. As you went to open the women's bathroom door, Feitan left the men's, looking at you for a moment. You felt frozen as Feitan approached you.

"You from here?" He asked, his way of speaking unique as you looked at him shyly, blushing somewhat.

"N-No, we're on a girls road trip." You said, your eyes widening as Feitan got closer to you, inches away from your face.

"I'm off work. Hang out with me before I never see you again?" He asked, it almost sounding like a plea, your eyes getting lost in his now more playful looking eyes.

"I-I- have to go back to my friends soon." You said nervously, a bit upset that you didn't meet Feitan closer to your home, and instead on a road trip.

"We just hang for a little then?" He asked, his eyes darting to your lips as you bit your bottom lip, debating.

Somehow all previous events led you to being on Feitan's lap, his thick cock deep in your warm, silky cunt, as he fucked you roughly in the backseat of his car in the IHop parking lot. You bit on his shoulder as moans escaped your lips, your pussy squelching as Feitan thrust his twitching member deeper and deeper inside you. His uniform was still on, and your pajama shorts were flung somewhere, you both almost animalistic as you fucked, the car's windows fogging up, it shaking a bit. No one would be able to tell as it was a black car with tinted windows, but you still tried to conceal your moans as your pussy clenched around Feitan's cock. Feitan reached down with black painted fingernails, flicking and rubbing your clit, trying to help you come undone. That you did, so aggressively, that you ended up squirting on Feitan's backseat, your pussy clenching so tight it milked Feitan's length, making Feitan pull you up, his cock throbbing out ropes of thick warm semen all over your still pulsing cunt, both of you a mess. You both panted as you collapsed together, both of your hearts racing.

"Need your number." Feitan sighed in satisfaction, pulling you against him to hug you.

[spaceorphan18]

How an animated series saved Remy LeBeau (again)

It's a bit of a hyperbolic title, but catchy, non?

I was looking over my comic collection as I've decided to reread X-Men's 60 year history over the course of the summer. And it got me thinking about a dead period of 616 canon that I've never actually read. Around the time Rogue hooked up with Magneto and scooted off to the Avengers, I decided I'd be done with comics for a while. And didn't start again until Rogue (and Gambit) came back to the X-books in 2017's Astonishing X-Men. But it made me wonder -- What happened to Gambit in that time??

Well, after his solo ended, he flitted around to X-Factor and hung out with X-23 and then kind of went 'poof' for a good long while.

Why? I can only guess the same reason this is a running motif with Gambit. There's something about him that drives the X-Office crazy. I'm not here to speculate what or how or who of it all. I don't know enough about the back end of Marvel to give concrete answers. But I think what has surprised me (recently) is that he's definitely a fan favorite character.

[Yes, I know he can be a divisive character. Yes, I know elements of his character from the 90s have not aged well. Yes, I know there are those of you who can't stand him. Don't really care - you can get off my lawn, thank you.]

Which got me thinking -- Gambit's original popularity, I believe, stemmed from the original X-Men Animated Series. He had just started showing up in the comics at the time, and had barely any kind of page time. And the X-Men TAS swung and was a hit. And so was Gambit.

I don't really know that Gambit would be around today if TAS hadn't done its thing. Would the X-Office have kept him around? I really have no idea.

But they did try to get rid of him. That was the point of leaving him in Antarctica. And things were just never the same after that. Claremont tried his best in the early 2000s. And then Deathbit happened. Carey's run wasn't bad. But Carey clearly had an agenda for other things... And then, Gambit just kind of faded into the background. (I hear his run as a side character for Laura (X-23) was good - but I haven't read that.)

Bless Kelly Thompson (always) for sparking life back into him with (and his relationship with Rogue). And bless the fact that she actually married him to Rogue. Yes, I understand comics -- my god look what they did to Peter and MJ, no one really gets to be happily married except Sue and Reed. He and Rogue are now really tied together in a way that I don't think is going to be undone any time soon.

Even if the X-Office still isn't thrilled with the guy. Krakoa era has been less than ideal. (I can't comment on it fully - I haven't read much of it, as I'm behind on my comic reading.) But I've heard rumors that one reason Thompson was let go was that she didn't want Gambit killed off. And she didn't like the direction they wanted to take the character.

Which leads me to X-Men 97. Killing him off sucked. Really. As a fan, it really sucked. But - my god, the reaction to it. Gambit was amazing. And all I've heard lately is good things about the character. There's been a Gambit resurgence in the best way. He may have went out -- but he went out with a bang. X-Men 97 made an emotional impact with people. And that changes things.

Gambit is cool again.

And I love it.

What's even more exciting is the fact that the X-Office has changed hands again and Gail Simone on Uncanny who (if her Twitter/X feed is to be believed) is really enjoying writing the character. Which means (hopefully) at least another year or two in the comics of some (hopefully) great Gambit stuff.

And maybe there will be some changing of hearts and minds in the X-Office.

It's actually very exciting.

And, guys, I really (really, really) doubt he'll be completely gone from X-Men 97, too.

Because Remy LeBeau never stays down for long.

But as a fan, it's nice to see him be on top again. And I don't think he's going anywhere anytime soon.

[bisnes-socks]

I think between all the "San Francisco Boy", "I lost my phone" and "Staaphh!" we skipped over an important bit that he used "I'm glorious" 🧐 Maybe it's just me, but "glorious" would not be a first word that pops up to say in such sentence and there are more popular choices like amazing, gorgeous, wonderful, stunning, etc... "glorious" feels a lot more linked, well, with glory and victory, and I absolutely love it ❤️ idk, what do you think, is it a fluke?

ooooooh very good question anon! this got long again so i'm putting it under a read more

i don't think it's a fluke because in all honesty i don't think it's a word anyone involved in the making of the song would think of off the top of their head lmao - it doesn't seem to me like hooja or mårdis are very fluent in english either.

it's in the same bit as "you can't stop me, i'm unstoppable" and i think that's the point of it - he is unstoppable and he is glorious, so like... a force to be reckoned with and something larger than life, almost.

which really plays into the intense sense of freedom in the song. he could say "i feel glorious" and we'd understand that it's just descriptive language, but instead he says "i AM glorious" because it's like there is no need to water anything down. and in fact that energy is there through the whole song, isn't it. he is stating who he is, not how he feels. he's making a statement.

in my song analysis i talked about the urban dictionary meaning of san francisco boy, and it was pointed out to me that the urban dictionary definition wasn't there until the promo of the song had dropped, which i had not noticed, but as a result i've kind of pivoted with my interpretation of the word now.

i haven't found other explanations to the term, so it's up to everyone's own interpretation, but i think when you consider the historical and cultural meaning of san francisco for the lgbtq+ community, and you consider the pop culture references to san francisco, and the reputation it has, i think san francisco boy is just someone really free and ambiguously queer in pretty much every sense of the word. and most importantly, empowered by their own self-expression.

and so i don't think it is a fluke at all for him to say he is glorious or unstoppable. i think a san francisco boy is glorious and unstoppable because how could someone so free and so at peace with who they are be anything else? i mean isn't that, at the end of the day, the actual true glorious victory, to find your place in the world and live your life to the fullest? and isn't it then just a really delicious contrast, when in the next bit this glorious and unstoppable party animal has lost all his friends and is all alone, asking for help and getting a bit overwhelmed - until he finds his groove again and it's uno, dos, tres, baila. because it's like a demonstration, isn't it. ending up all alone didn't stop him, because he found his groove again.

and throughout all this he is that ditzy gayboy character i talked about in my initial analysis, and it's giving like... early 2000's bimbo performance, like paris hilton or something, where like you get ahead by playing into the stereotypes people have about you and gaining the upper hand without your critics realising it. and isn't that glorious?!

so i think our san francisco boy is playing. i think he is playing because he is playful, i think he is playing because he is silly, and i think he is, in a way, playing people because he can. because he is glorious like that

[artzytrash]

Just woke up and need to get out all my thoughts on the Backyard Sports trailer before I go to work

First of all. THAT'S MY BOY!!! MY SON!! I popped off so hard when I saw him. I LOVE that they aren't trying to "modernise" the game by any means (cus that worked so well for them last time /s) and are retaining the early 2000s feel that makes the OG games so beloved

KENNY!! MY OTHER SON!! I love that they used his hair and eyes from the atari design. Probably the best thing they could have done with him.

KIESHA!!! She's so silly. This might be nitpicky but I'm a lil unsure about them making her hair more pointy than round if that makes sense. But it's not a huge deal she still looks great!

The inclusion of the old character sprites was really cute, good way of showing some characters that didn't appear physically. (Ernie was also in that one promo image but still) (I wish Sally could have appeared in the trailer as herself but I'll take this)

Favourite screenshots from the trailer. They're stanced tf up. The silly goobers.

Look I'm not saying this is my doing by any means, but it's pretty coincidental that, like immediately after I join the fandom, it gets a revival. And since I've joined I've been imaging what it would be like if they made another game in the series. Has Apollo given me the gift of the prophecy? /j

I'm very excited for this omg. I got hyperfixated on the series from watching one of my favourite streamers (Therm) play it and never actually played the games myself (I can't emulate the old ones currently cus I don't have a working PC), so I'm excited to be able to play them. I am actually looking at getting a PC very soon so maybe I'll actually play a bit of Baseball 97' or 2001 before then.

Also the music from the trailer is gonna be stuck in my head all day now I know it.

Last thing, I WILL be making art to celebrate the occasion, but I'm gonna be pretty busy this week with work, so it might take me a few days. I can probably find some doodles to post in the meantime, and I'm still working on a ton of aged up AU designs so expect more of them soon.

OK I'm done yapping now BYE

[papermariosuggestion]

Is goombella the best goomba?

Goombario, Professor Frankly, and Goombaria are also pretty cool, but of all the notable Goombas in the Mario franchise (all, like, twenty of them), Goombella's the only one who gets to show off so much of her bold, snarky, and witty personality.

Getting to hear what she thinks of so many different people in such a wide variety of scenarios creates a really interesting opportunity to see who she is and how she views the world. I think this makes her a significantly more developed character than pretty much every other Goomba we've met.

Goombario is similar, because he plays a similar role, but his dialogue always seemed a bit more... generic, to me at least. Not bad, by any means, just more broad, less specific to a singular experience.

Goombella, on the other hand, always seemed like a very realistic portrayal of an individual woman from the early 2000's, based on women I knew or saw on TV in the early 2000's. This kinda makes her a breath of fresh air because I can't say that about most Goombas in the Mario franchise. She's her own unique and elaborate person.

So, in summation... yeah!

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

I have a lot of opinions on Shuichi Saihara as a protagonist like on one hand I really liked his arc and think he was a genuinely interesting character and on the other hand the twist in chapter 1 kneecapped a lot of what I thought made him a compelling detective character on top of playing into some sexist tropes but like who cares about that.

What I ACTUALLY want to talk about is the AMAZING energy this guy exudes. He has more eyeliner on than any scene kid from the early 2000's. He's as gaunt as a sheet of paper. He looks like a stiff breeze could knock him over. Probably because he canonically didn't eat breakfast before entering the killing game so somehow the murder teddy bear coliseum has actually IMPROVED his living habits.

Nearly every line of Saihara's dialogue in the Japanese dub makes him sound like he's 5 seconds away from bursting into tears. During some intense moments he does this sprite where he's supposed to be adjusting the brim of his hat in a cool way but after he ditches his hat it just looks like he's doing a really emo peace sign. His character arc is about realizing that he doesn't want to kill himself and the way he resolves the conflict at the end of the game is to turn to the audience and say "You guys all suck. We're going to kill ourselves."

In chapter 6, Shirogane literally says that the concept for his character was her going "Hey what if I made a detective who's just, like, the most pathetic. The most cripplingly depressed poor little meow meow in existence?" He isn't even a poor little meow meow at this point he's like. One of those blind orphans that get run over in those propaganda films from the 40's. He's like if Oliver Twist went through puberty.

All the protags yap a lot but all of Saihara's internal monologue in the Free Time Events makes him sound like a fucking Wattpad fic about getting sold to One Direction. He embodies Komaru Naegi's "uwu im just a normal teenage girl" schtick except unlike Komaru, he'd probably dislocate his ankle running from a Ball Monokuma. Babe at least Makoto Naegi is kind of an extrovert?

He's super smart and observant and when he genuinely makes the effort to investigate the school, he uncovers the mastermind's secret lair on like the second day. And the next time he makes the effort he figures out the mastermind's identity and all of her schemes. Every investigation he looks at the evidence and immediately makes 8 logical leaps and somehow figures out the seesaw zipline toilet paper murder of the week.

But between that he, like, alternates between curling up in a ball and sobbing in his room and curling up in a ball and sobbing in front of Momota and Harukawa so like, it takes him a while to get to it. Kirigiri was busting into boys' washrooms and sneaking into secret off-limits dorms and throwing herself down trash chutes. Meanwhile Saihara sees the girls' washroom and is like "Hhhhhhhh I can't go in there that's cooooooooties" and needs The Power Of Friendship to, like, push over rubble or smth.

Like, oh man, he's a great character and he does get marginally more confident but, like, I think this dude runs on nothing but coffee and anxiety. He probably doesn't get more than 3 hours of sleep a night between Momota's midnight hangouts and whatever the hell the love hotels and the Monokuma theatres are all about. Say what you want about his role in the game but he's definitely a unique protagonist because I didn't think someone like him could narrate for a chapter without having a seizure. He looks like he has tuberculosis. MORE than the guy in the game who actually has tuberculosis.

[wwefan2002]

Love Never Fades

Ellie x fem reader

early 2000's Ellie au

background: your an orphan on the streets trying to survive when you are rescued by a nice man who you would come to find out had a brother and his brother has a daughter who you would become very close over the years. but it doesn't happen overnight

tw: angst, mentions of abandonment, fluff

A/N: I'm new to writing for Ellie but I'm going to turn this into a series let me know what you think about it. ;)

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its a cold stormy night snow coming down rapidly obstructing your vison you knew you wouldn't last long in this cold but there was nothing you could do as you found a small alley to hunker down in your mind wanders to your past. your parents dropped you off when you were 8 at a shelter telling you they wanted to focus on them but you couldn't understand until later. Eventually you ran away from the shelter after you got bullied for being quiet and different.

As you try to avoid the cold you start to tire as you had been walking all day until you saw a person walk by their eyes meet yours as they walk over to you. this man is older with blonde hair and some grey in his beard, but he seemed intimidating as you were only 18 and homeless so you were always scared of strangers.

"Hey, are you ok" the man said to you as your gaze met his, your body shivering from the cold. You shook your head indicating that you were not ok, and your eyes once again drifted from his gaze to the snow-covered ground before drifting back up to meet his gaze. The wind howling also like a pack of wolves as your body shivered even more, all you had was a thin jacket and regular old sneakers which were now thoroughly soaked under all the snow that had fallen.

"I'm tommy I'm going to help you get out of this what's your name" tommy spoke with a soft but firm voice you knew you could trust him and really what choice did you have its either you starve and freeze out here or let someone help you. You looked out at the storm that was raging around you snow falling heavy and fast your mind thought that you could say no, but you knew better than to say that given the position you're in now.

" Y/N" is all you said as you looked around at the situation you were in you looked back at tommy, he held his hand out to help you. You take his hand as he leads you to his truck, he opens the door to the passenger side as you hop in he shuts the door after which he climbs into the other side. He turns on the heat trying to warm you up as he starts to drive you look over at him.

" Thank you, tommy," you proclaim as you look at him almost wanting to cry as you thought you would die out there in that cold harsh environment. You hold back the tears at least for now as you look at tommy as he drives you. You look out the window feeling the warmth overtake your body as you let out a slight sigh feeling better than you had in years.

"Of course, I can't just let you die out in that cold no one deserves that" Tommy exclaims as he looks at you smiling softly. You weren't sure what was going to happen or were tommy was taking you but at least you weren't cold anymore. You couldn't stop thinking why tommy would go out of his way to help you. You never thought you were worth helping you always believed that you were a lost cause, not worth the trouble saving always thinking that no one would ever care about or love you even your own parents gave you up and never came back and never checked on you or anything they just left you to die on your own.

"we made it" tommy beams as he pulls into the driveway you looked up at the house that stood before you, stunned you look at tommy.

"This is were you live" you proclaimed as you looked surprised at how nice the house looked. Tommy looked at you and smiled.

"yep, me and my wife maria lived here for a long time and my brother Joel and his daughter live across the street you'll meet them soon enough, you are welcome to stay as long as you want"

tommy exclaims as he turns the truck off and gets out opening your door and helping you out of the truck. You walk behind tommy as he opens the door maria is there to greet him. She looked suprised when she saw you, she smiled before looking at tommy.

" Maria this is Y/N I found her out in that storm I didn't want her to freeze to death out there" tommy said as he took off his shoes you looked at maria she smiled at you as you took your shoes off.

"You must be really cold in those clothes do you have any extras with you" maria asked you looked up at her and shook your head.

" No ma'am I don't I'm an orphan I took all I had with me but by the time I was about 13 someone took my stuff so all I've had is the clothes that I have on my back" you admit as you look down at your feet feeling embarrassed and sad that you lost everything you had. Maria looks shocked as she looks at you.

"Oh honey I'm so sorry well we can wash those clothes and get you some fresh ones and get you a nice warm shower and a good meal would you like that" maria spoke softly she smiled as she looked at you, you smiled back nodding your head as you stood up she lead you to the bathroom as you undressed and gave her your wet clothes you took a nice hot shower the first in many weeks. You let the warm water run down your body as you softly cried a little just thankful that you didn't have to be out int that weather anymore. You finally get out of the shower and notice maria left fresh clothes for you to wear. You put them on and head downstairs to find maria making you a big plate of food, you sit at the table as she places it in front of you and sits across from you with tommy sitting next to her.

"So Y/N how long have you been out there" Maria asked looking at you as you ate. You looked up catching her gaze.

" I've been an orphan since I was 8 my parents just left me and never came back, I left the shelter when I was 11 because the other kids would bully me all the time so ever since then I've been on the streets" You admitted you looked at maria her eyes softly looking at you. She looked like someone had almost tried to stab her with the look she had on her face.

"Well that just aint right honey you are welcome to stay and be part of this family" maria exclaimed you looked up from your now empty plate your face stunned. You look at maria and smile before speaking.

"Really you mean that I wouldn't want to be a burden" you say softly looking down slightly. your eyes fixed on the tablecloth not knowing how to feel. One minute you're in the freezing snow and the next you are being asked to be part of someone's family. Maria looks at you smiling before she speaks.

"of course, we mean it you wouldn't be a burden at all we actually have been trying to have a kid for years, but it just hasn't happened" Maria admits as she looks down. You gaze up at her smiling, feeling tears well up inside your eyes as you look at them both.

" Of course, I'll be part of your family thank you so much for taking me in I can't thank you enough for this I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you" You cheerfully proclaim as you finally let out the tears crying with happiness that you finally didn't have to be out in that harsh world anymore. Maria and tommy both stand up and come over to where you are sitting at the table and embrace you telling you it's going to be ok from now on you are safe with them.

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A/N: sorry Ellie isn't in this part guys i wanted to make sure to establish the world and the backstory before she gets introduced but she will be in the next part let me know what you think and make sure to reblog I love every one of you guys <3

[julissart]

Me imagining a classic 2000's romcom where Usopp is told to have a terminal disease and decided to do all the things he wouldn't do before because of fear, including flirting with a big redhead whose muscles can crash his skull but he isn't left behind either, although having a well build body didn't save him to meet a early sour end (the diagnosis failed, he wasn't gonna die) but he didn't know that.

So he shamelessly hits on this man who was not completely a stranger, they have somehow become acquaintances through people around their circle but never properly be introduced to.

On the other side, Kid is surprised about the other suddenly change of behavior, yes, he has been keeping maybe an eye on him since he discover they have a few things in common, like mechanical knowledge and similar taste in music, building things, visiting the same gym at different hours and yeah maybe was more than 'a few things in common' and more like 'so much in common', he learnt this all against his will, stupid Luffy always getting on his nerves, talking nonstop, unless when he talks about Usopp, then maybe there wasn't enough time to hear about the peculiar fella of this son of a monkey

So, Usopp spent the night with none other than Eustass fucking Kid, really going for the I will do anything I didn't dare to try before, except well this start something with both of them until Usopp discovers that... he isn't dying!

Do you know a movie like that? I can't remember the name