#can’t think of a pun for non binary

[luaneedssleep]

IT’S VASILIS DAAAAY!! 💙🩵💜

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[yerkes-dodson-curve]

On today's episode - incorrect quotes for all you ghouls ghosts and non-binary hosts

Logan: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

Virgil: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Roman: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Virgil: Not when you’re playing with Logan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Remus: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Patton: I think you mean cards. Virgil: He did not. Remus, pulling out knives: I did not.

Roman: So what’s for dinner? Patton: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Roman: … Roman: Is it soup? Patton: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Roman: Please, enough with the soup puns! Patton: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Roman: STOP! *one hour later* Roman: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Roman: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Patton: Patton: *sobs* Virgil: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

Virgil: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Logan: You sleep with a teddy bear. Virgil: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

[sitp-recs]

AO3 Wrapped - 15 rare pair recs

God bless the rare pairs! I haven’t read much in 2023 but what I’ve read definitely left a lasting impression on me. The @dronarryfest stole the show alongside some delicious Kinkuary treats, but I’m happy that I found time to explore wlw and one or two new ships. A massive shoutout to these incredible creators for sharing brilliant works with us. Please give them some love! Here's to a wonderful 2024 with more rare pair galore 🥂

💍 Something Old, Something New by @indigo-scarf (T, 3k) - Draco/Goyle

queerplatonic relationship | weddings | fluff

Draco said he would marry Goyle if they ended up single.

⚖️ One or the Other by @sleepstxtic (E, 3k) - Dorcas/Narcissa, Dorcas/Marlene

war fic | spy Dorcas | infidelity

Dorcas becomes a murderer at eight o’clock on a Friday night.

🛏️ The Roommates by @citrusses (E, 3.6k) - Sirius/Draco, endgame Drarry

rough sex | voyeurism | light D/s

Harry would later wonder if, that first time it happened, he hadn’t been meant to find out all along.

📷 collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart by @lqtraintracks (E, 4k) - Ginsy

non-binary Ginny | UST | Daddy kink

Gin’s adjusting the lighting for their next shoot when in walks the new model Luna was so enthusiastic about, and that’s when they know they’re in deep shit.

🪢 As We Tremble and We Bleed by @lqtraintracks (E, 6k) - Harry/Teddy

angst with a happy ending | infidelity (Hinny) | family dynamics

Or: Everybody commits angsty-hot adultery, is mostly miserable, and then finds happiness.

💧Boy Wonder by @maesterchill (E, 6k) - Dronarry

getting together | threesome | dacryphilia

Ron Weasley is a people guy. Gets on well with others, loves to socialise. Despite that, he can never figure people out. When Hermione reveals a very intimate secret about Harry, Ron begins to wonder about a few things.

♟️ Can't Start a Fire Without a Spark by @writcraft (E, 8k) - Ron/Harry

friends to lovers | jealousy | first time (Ron)

It’s getting harder to hear about Harry’s casual one-night stands, but Ron can’t work out why. He meets plenty of women, he wants his friend to be happy and it can’t be jealousy, because Ron is straight. Isn’t he?

🪶 Let Be, Let Be by @tackytigerfic (M, 10k) - Dronarry

established Drarry | Veela!Ron | jealousy | magical theory

Ron's never had a place to really call his own, so when the deeds to an ancient magical house in Bulgaria appear in his Gringotts vault, he ropes in his Curse-Breaker best friend (and his Curse-Breaker best friend's Field Healer boyfriend) to come and check the place out with him.

🐺 Stopper & Reeve by @vdoshu (E, 10k) - Drarry + Teddy

established Drarry | knotting | breeding kink | sex toys

Teddy gets his very first knot stuck in his fleshlight. And somehow that’s not the worst part of his day.

🐉 The Sun, Shining Above You by @oknowkiss (E, 14k) - Dronarry

dragon tamers Drarry | hurt/comfort | D/s undertones

Since joining up with the dragontamers, Draco counts his days in nights. Nights spent drinking in the commune mess, making poor choices he doesn't regret, for once. Nights he doesn't remember, and nights he wishes he could stop remembering.

🪴 Silhouettes by @sweet-s0rr0w (E, 17k) - Dronarry

established Rarry | sentient houses | grief | gardening

Draco's trying to fix the Burrow, Ron's trying to grieve, and Harry... well, just what is Harry actually doing, anyway? A tale of grief, gardening, and ghouls, bad memories, bad puns, and bad flirting, and nudity both accidental and very, very deliberate.

🧩 Things Remembered by avioleta (E, 17k) - Harry/Snape

memory loss | murder boyfriends | first time

Harry wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, in an unfamiliar hotel room, and with absolutely no idea who he is. The man he’s in bed with has no memories either. But they think, maybe, they’re assassins, because they seem to be very good at killing people.

🌶️ 🪙 Kinkuary collection by @sorrybutblog (E, 20k) - multiple ships & kinks

A collection of smutty ficlets written for HP Kinkuary 2023. Tags will be updated as chapters are added. Pairings are in chapter headings!

📻 empire builders by shecrows (E, 25k) - James/Sirius

friends to lovers | power dynamics | coming of age

James, Sirius, and a summer in the south of Devon.

🌶️ 🐺 Kinkuary collection by @wolfpants (E, 42k) - multiple ships & kinks

A collection of 28 short fics spanning different pairings and inspired by the Kinkuary 2023 prompts! A mix of M and E ratings. Expect rare pairs, Drarry, crossgen, group sex, dirtyhotwrong... you name it!

[tohisprettyc00l]

Hello! I’m here for a toh oc matchup! I’m glad that ur open to writing them bcs I didn’t know if you’d be ok with any of that cuz I’m sure u have plenty of matchup requests lol

Ok so I can’t send pictures to u for some reason so I’m gonna do my best to describe my oc :’)

Oc’s name: Kai Maeverick Riverten

Species: Human

Tracks they’re in at hexide: Oracle and bard

Gender: Non-binary

Sexuality: Bisexual

Palisman: Female Cardinal

Age: 15

Likes: Puzzles, anime, video games, nature, music, daydreaming, riddles, escape rooms, magic, fantasy, sci-fi, cats, dogs, animals in general, cryptids, exploring abandoned buildings, collecting weird/antique objects, stuffed animals, zombie movies, Disney movies, space, playing the guitar, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, bad jokes, puns, sarcasm, shiny things, creepy stories, conspiracy theories, listening to missing person podcasts, true crime cases, Scooby Doo, Ghostbusters.

Kai has short black hair with a side cut with hair that was swept to the left, pale skin, dark purple eyebags, blue and hazel heterochromia, a sharp (ish?) jawline, a thin face with the slightest hint of cheek bones, and a round nose with a slight dent in it because of their square blue glasses that had a few tiny cracks in the frame.

Kai is kind of like Luz’s older sibling

Kai and their mom live with Camila after their mom divorced her dad, and has basically been Luz‘s childhood friend/sibling figure

Kai is usually very quiet and never really speaks, but whenever they do their usually saying something sarcastic or smug, but they’re secretly very kind and compassionate towards people they are close to (such as Luz)

Kai loves Luz like a sister, but also resents her because people in the demon realm always seem to prefer her over them

Kai usually hangs out with Hooty a lot since they’re both attention deprived, and once Lilith came along, they became a trio instead of a duo

Eda prefers Luz over Kai, which is another reason why they hang out with Lilith a lot, because she doesn’t play favorites

Kai is the more pessimistic one, and always focuses on the negative instead of a positive

Kai is also an over thinker, constantly wondering if Luz doesn’t need them anymore because of her new friends or if everybody secretly hates them

The reason why Kai doesn’t have any friends in the human realm was because of their interest in true crime and missing person cases, everybody found it weird and creepy when they were just interested in it

Kai is good at giving advice and helping people

Kai is extremely selfless and doesn’t focus on their own well-being that often

Kai’s father was abusive towards them, which is why their mother divorced him

Kai loves studying things about the Boiling Isles, which is what they do most of the time since nobody really hangs out with them

Kai has insomnia

Kai likes exploring the Boiling Isles with portable Hooty

I hope this wasn’t too much info/not enough info for ya! I don’t wanna overwhelm you :)

I match them with: Willow Park!

-Willow would solve puzzles with them.

-Obv with them liking nature and her liking plants and all that.

-Also to expand on that last one of liking nature not only does she like plants she loves animals of all types.

-Girl collects stuff animals.

-Okay I'm sorry that I keep bringing my ships into this but I ship huntlow, so I guess she just has a thing for Luz's older siblings.

-Idk why and canon literally disproves this in a way but I feel like Willow gravitates toward quiet people. (I know she is best friends with Luz and Gus 2 outgoing people but trust me on this one-)

-Willow treats Kai and Luz on the same level ( Okay she's Kai's girlfriend in this but she doesn't favor one in general yk?)

-Willow would reassure them, bro. She is literally known for being the person who cheers her friends up, I think it's called mom friend but I really don't know.

-If you don't have at least one "weird" interest you can't be friends with Willow actually.

-Honestly, they both seem to have their own problems but focus on others. So they just go in a circle of trying to help each other overcome their problems while not fixing their own.

-She would try to help them with their insomnia.

-Also I might be misremembering but (excluding Lilith) of all the characters who talk about Hooty she's the nicest. She makes one off-handed comment. So she'd be able to get along with Hooty.

I hope you like this! Sorry, it took so long also I didn't proofread this so I'm SO sorry if I misgendered them by accident tell me if I did so I can fix it.

[hmasfatty]

Books of 2023

A slightly late round-up of my favourite books from last year. I’m learning to love myself more so for once in my life I had a lot of Did Not Finish books rather than a lot of low voted books, but these are the good lot.

- Grand Slam Romance by Ollie Hicks & Emma Oosterhous - queer Magical Girls play softball in this sexy, fun graphic novel.

- Cleat Cute by Meryl Wilsner - queer non-magical women play soccer in this hot but also sweet and thoughtful novel.

- Pas de Don’t by Chloe Angyal - a New York City Prima Ballerina runs all the way to Sydney to get away from a bad breakup. She finds the obligatory giant spiders, but she also finds herself and maybe love again?

- Saint of Steel series (including the not pictured Paladin’s Faith) by T Kingfisher - Paladins of a dead God keep on keeping on, fighting the forces of darkness, PTSD, and awkward social situations. There is also a great romance in each book.

- The Dos and Donuts of Love by Adiba Jaigirdar - I didn’t expect this book to to be YA and would have loved it EVEN MORE if it hadn’t been, but anyway you get what you get. A fat Bangladeshi girl signs up to be on a TV baking competition only to find out that her competitors include her very recent ex-girlfriend and another girl who seems extremely interested in her. This book has SO. MANY. PUNS.

- The Appeal by Janice Hallett - Murder mystery (not usually my thing) involving an amateur theatre company (ok that’s my thing) and also some medical drama (also my thing). This was a Fun Romp.

- Personal Score by Ellen van Neerven - fascinating look at what it’s like to love and play sport as a queer, Aboriginal, non-binary person on Stolen Land. There is history, memoir and poetry in this book but it’s not a hard read. This is probably my book of the year and I’m looking forward to hearing van Neerven speak about it at Midsumma later this month.

- Can I Steal You For A Second? By Jodi McAllister - this was a sequel to a book I read last year and the next in the series comes out on the 3rd of January. Two contestants on not!TheBachelor fall in love with each other instead of with The Bachelor. You don’t have to read the first book (Here For The Right Reasons) I don’t think to enjoy this but it is a great book also. One of the women is a nurse exhausted from working on the frontlines of the COVID pandemic and the other is a tiny blonde mechanic who is always eager to please.

- The Matchmaker by Saman Shad - I’ll admit, I chose this book based purely on that beautiful cover, but I ended up devouring it in 4 days so I think that speaks to its quality. A Sydney-based matchmaker (why so many books set in Sydney last year?! I need more Melbourne books this year!) is starting to lose clients as her community gossips that she has “unconventional methods” but then she lands a huge client with a huge catch - she can’t tell him he’s using her services. Of course this all goes horribly wrong (or horribly right). This book was a lot of fun and ALMOST made me want to go to Sydney.

[tungstenb]

First and foremost, I need to disclose that what I'm about to say here represents my own journey as someone who was trans-identified from around 2014-2018, chose to medically transition during that time, and has since destransitioned. I realize now that the logic I used to justify my transition was flawed, and what ultimately helped me escape 'trans misery' was finding a solid, objective framework to analyze what was actually going on---a change of mindset to ensure my thought processes were logically consistent and healthy.

My intention is not to invalidate anyone's own means of self-conceptualization, but to provide food for thought for those who may be struggling with what gender means to them, and how gender dysphoria is negatively impacting their lives. I'm speaking as someone who's had years to reflect on trends I've observed in trans spaces both on- and offline, as an active participant and observer. And I will say this: what I've seen, and continue to see every time I log onto social media, is extremely concerning. For my own sanity, this meant removing myself from those spaces and double-checking my thinking.

I eventually learned to unlearn the harmful rhetoric central to postmodern queer theory and transition (pun intended) to a more reality-based feminist mindset. I now no longer identify as trans, nor do I experience significant dysphoria. I am a woman, a gender-nonconforming lesbian; most would say I'm 'butch.' These are the words that most accurately describe my material reality. I don't want to play disingenuous language games. I don't 'identify as.' I am.

As such, I do feel compelled to share how I got there. I don't think it's okay for me to remain silent about it when I am no longer suffering but the people around me are suffering. I am saying there is an out.

Here's what I've come to understand: 'gender identity' is a spiritual concept that is (1) without concrete definition, (2) learned from exposure to postmodern queer theory, i.e., not innate, and (3) based upon a person's relationship to binary sex stereotypes (and, ergo, is inherently sexist).

In other words, the entire framework of gender-as-identity is based in sexism, and most (noncatastrophic, non-life threatening) things deemed 'transphobia' are due to low self-esteem and sexist thinking. Personal issues. Not societal ones.

Anyway, the insultingly obvious: it is profoundly unhealthy to base your sense of self on how others perceive you. If you strongly believe that you possess an innate gender that represents your truth, then no one should be able to invalidate you. What a stranger thinks shouldn't matter. But I've seen the phenomenon enough to know how an accidental misgendering can send someone into a suicidal tizzy; and if identifying as trans is causing you distress in low-stress situations like ordering your morning latte, I think it's very, very important to analyze why that's happening.

Trans spaces are shiny at first: they come with built-in community, people who understand and unquestioningly validate you. But they also easily become crab buckets that try to blame personal issues and internal discomfort on outsiders, and it can be difficult, when you're mentally ill and immersed in the mindset that society hates you, to draw the line between what is or isn't an actual systemic issue. Demonizing those who mean no harm, pushing well-meaning friends and family away, twisting others' words to justify your self-hatred, comforting yourself with delusions that only exacerbate feelings of isolation and victimization---all too common.

Here's the thing: you can't claim your central dogma is that gendered terms have personal meaning and then turn around and get offended when other people don't agree with your definitions. It's an inherent contradiction. Terms like 'woman' and 'man' don't have baggage unless you believe they do. And believing that those words say anything about a person's identity, behavior, style, personality, place in society, or right to bodily autonomy is really fucking sexist.

The entire gender-identity framework---and assertion that people have innate senses of gender that lie within or outside the binary---relies not only on the acknowledgment, but on the exaltation of that binary. But the binary exists in the first place because society said "This set of behaviors is appropriate for men, and this set is appropriate for women." These rules---which I will note are arbitrary and influenced by culture, i.e., not innate---serve to devalue women. Women are not naturally subservient to men: this is culturally reinforced, and includes everything from deeming women's bodies 'child-bearing vessels' to demanding that women waste time, $$$, and effort to conform to ridiculous and ever-changing aesthetic standards.

Yeah, that fucking sucks. Any reasonable person can recognize how traditional conservative gender roles exist to subjugate women and deny them full humanity.

My answer, in 2014, for why I identified as NB, boiled down to hating the gender roles assigned to women. Every other transmasc person I spoke with expressed the same. 'Woman' has baggage. But saying you're not a woman because you don't want to be an object for male consumption? That you don't want anyone to assume you're meek? That you find performing femininity wasteful and inane? That's just reinforcing sexism: you are declaring that you believe women are a stereotype. You are admitting that you've internalized the sexist thinking that you claim to be against. Your nonbinary identity only serves to reinforce the gender binary.

You cannot conceptualize yourself as 'not a woman' because of {x,y,z} without implying that {x,y,z} are traits that do not belong to women---{x,y,z} being your chosen subset of 'nonwoman' stereotypes such as wearing pants with pockets, hating your tits, or growing up obsessed with planes/trains/automobiles; whatever.

My rowdy-tomboy childhood, my appearance, my career, my interests, my strong opinions and ability to articulate them---these were all used as 'evidence' by my gender therapist that I was 'not a woman.' Important addendum: "Oh, I don't believe that women have to act or behave a certain way. I'm just applying this to myself."

Newsflash, past!me: you can't have it both ways. Your decisions aren't made in a vacuum. You can't claim that feeling like a whole person with complex thoughts and emotions is your ticket out of womanhood, then turn around and say you don't think women are lesser---that this just applies to you. It's logically flawed. Disgustingly sexist. And for me---as for many, many other transmasculine people---this cognitive dissonance causes real-life distress. Internal distress because of the mental gymnastics required to maintain your views. External distress because the women around you are hurt and concerned by the things you are saying---and they have every right to ask questions about why you believe the things you do. [*screams*: internalized misogyny]

For me, the most important thing for eliminating dysphoria was accepting that my sex is immutable and any gender identity I could assign myself had no universality. No matter the label---genderqueer, transmasculine, nonbinary---these were all functionally equivalent and had no ramifications for how I moved through the world. And if I was offended that someone called me a woman, or a lesbian---despite those words accurately describing my reality, standard-English-wise---then that was on me, not 'society's transphobia.' On me---for being sexist and assigning baggage to words that need not have baggage. On me---for buying into a sexist, homophobic society's insinuation that my homosexuality and gender-nonconformity put me in a category of 'other,' and blithely accepting that othering.

I don't think the answer to liberation from gender roles is to create more 'other'-themed boxes or reinforce the importance of those boxes---shouldn't we say "The boxes are sexist!" and then throw them away? Do you see how encouraging everyone and their dog to jump into boxes as they see fit is only giving credence to the boxes' existence? That self-identifying outside of the binary and internalizing, as part of your core identity, how certain stereotypes do or do not apply to you only serves to uphold the status quo?

When you're thinking with a gender-centric framework, where words simultaneously have meaning but are somehow also entirely up to the individual to define, it's extremely difficult to communicate with others. If someone asks you a question and their language does not align with yours, it's then easy to think that that person---that uneducated bigot---is invalidating you, attacking your identity, or denying you personhood by 'not seeing you for who you really are.' I can promise you that that's almost certainly not the case; it's just a discrepancy in how you're using language, and they're probably picking up on some of your broken circular logic and want to help you through it. The words you think are hurtful, hateful---female, woman, daughter---may be entirely neutral for the person you are speaking with. But no, you are not a woman; you have your own reasons for it. That word disgusts you; it's not you. But doesn't the core of gender theory require you to acknowledge that 'woman' doesn't have a set meaning? Why, then, does it upset you to be called that, especially when the person saying it has their own understanding of what it means? Aren't you invalidating that person's relationship with gender? Aren't you just objecting to the word itself?

What I can understand, having been neck-deep in it, is that it's easy to get sucked into queer theory. It offers what seem like open, honest, progressive spaces at first: you are free to be whoever you want to be. A core tenant of the philosophy is that people are unquestionably who they say they are, and a person's relationship with gender and gendered terms is unique. But. This ultimately causes issues, as I explained above. There are too many contradictions that arise when you simultaneously give words weight but then say they have infinitely many meanings. I just don't understand how that postmodern framework is helpful or sustainable.

And, from what I've seen, it's damaging vulnerable people's sense of self. It is harming women and stifling intelligent discussion around women's rights. It's sexist as hell.

Please be careful.

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

Welcome!!

I'm open for requests, but I do say that I move kind of slow. I'm a college student & I work, so I'm pretty busy. But I love writing as an outlet for stress.

I'm open for requests, asks, blurbs or fics!!

Guidelines For Interacting:

Spencer Reid x Reader (Any Female, Male, Gender Neutral, Non-Binary)

I will really only like to write a happy ending, but comfort angst is okay!

I love Taylor Swift, so most of the pieces that I write are inspired by her songs.

Smut Guidelines: Female or Gender Neutral only (I am a cis woman, I don't want to seem like I am fetishizing mlm relationships. Minors cannot interact with anything tagged #spencer reid x reader smut OR #spencer reid smut. Minors will be blocked if they do not abide by this.

Please be kind, thoughtful, and considerate when interacting with me or anyone within this blog. If you do not abide by this, you will be block.

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Masterlist

Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

forever is the sweetest con:  after a successful case, which is hard to come by the BAU, the team (season 3 team) celebrates with drinks at the bar. things go arise when penelope convinces a normally reserved y/n to sing karaoke. (Angstish Fluff)

sweet valentine:  a 22 year old spencer reid finds himself thinking about his firsts...and the one first that he has yet to accomplish. (Fluff) 

band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, but your kisses do:  in a standoff with an unsub, reader makes a choice: her life or spencer’s. (Angst/Fluff)

french toast waffle sundays: coming home to reader from a stressful case, spencer needs a little reassurance that he’s as wonderful as reader thinks he is. (Angstish Comfort)

open me carefully: reader finds her hopelessly in love with spencer, who unfortunately for them is hopeless when it comes to love. (Angst/Fluff)

the moment i knew my future was sweet: spencer plans a surprise birthday party for reader, who comes to the realization that spencer is the one who’s always been there for her (Angst/Fluff) 

cutie pi:  spencer reid’s second favorite holiday isn’t really a holiday, but it’s sure a day that he’ll never forget (Fluff and terrible math puns) 

crawl home to her:  The only thing that’s keeping spencer alive is the memories of his heaven. maybe someone how a faithless man will escape death’s grasp on faith alone. (Angst) 

49%: If there’s one thing that Spencer hates more than rejection, it’s spontaneity. But sometimes the things (and people) we love outweigh the things that we hate. AKA a series of events leading up to a weekend wedding between the BAU’s finest Dr. Spencer Reid and his partner in crime, Y/N. (Fluff) 

you die in my nightmares, but i’m dying to dance with you in my dreams:  tired of being tired, reader takes leap instead of counting sheep :) (Fluff, Comfort) 

is this gonna be graded?: Y/N’s last assignment is simple, write down everything that you’d want to try. The options are endless and that just might be the end of her. (Smut; MINORS DNI) 

you kiss my face and we’re both drunk:  Who would have figured that a normally serious genius with an eidetic memory would be a silly, forgetful drunk, or drunk Spencer realizes how much he loves Y/N. (Fluff; CW: Drunkenness) 

fools in love:  He can explain how String Theory works. He can figure out Riemann Hypothesis. He can recite all the numbers of pi until he’s blue in the face. Yet somehow, Spencer Reid can’t figure out what to do for his first first anniversary.

i’ll take x-pecting for 200, alex:  Dr. Spencer Reid plays a trivia game at the request of his wife, Y/N, but he’s in for more than some heaving hitting questions (fluff)

you can hear it in the silence: Sneaking around can be fun, but sometimes the silence is just too quiet, or falling in love with your best friend.

take my hand and drag me head first: Spencer Reid is a scientist and scientists love predictability; but love isn’t predictable, it’s fearless. 

and i will hold on to you: They’ve never been apart for holidays since they started dating. That was until Spencer Reid found himself behind bars for a crime he’d never think of committing. Growing and healing, Spencer realizes that it’s not the holidays that matter, it’s the person. Because with that special person, who’s laugh he can recognize anywhere, even cleaning up the empty bottle the next morning is magical. (Can be read as a part 2 to take my hand and drag me head first)

wrap your arms around me, baby boy: Sometimes love at first just might be the thing that’ll make you want to get married with paper rings.

i can’t help it if you look like an angel: Spencer is not that kind of doctor, but he’ll always come when Y/N needs him, even if germs are involved.

though i can’t recall your face, i still got love for you: Spencer’s always been ambivalent about his birthday, but self proclaimed lover of birthday’s Y/N attempts to change that.

Las Vegas Boy: Y/N surprises Spencer at their joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Party with a song she’s been working on.

I Can’t Say Anything to Your Face: Lunchtime is Spencer Reid’s favorite time of day and not because of the crappy endless coffee, dry sandwiches, or the occasional chocolate donut. Spencer’s favorite time of day comes in the shape of a little post it notes and fits perfectly into his heart.

Right Where You Left Me: Y/N never expected to see him again. He tore her heart out and left her in the dusty heat of a Las Vegas diner. She never wanted to see him again, but sometimes the heart wants what heart wants.

Don’t Thank Me For Loving You: Spencer and Reader have been dating for a total of 4 weeks. If someone asked, Spencer would be able to tell them the exact amount of time he’s been in love with Y/N. So why does he get so nervous to share a bed?

Worship This Love: Y/N doesn’t think she can get jealous easily. She knows that Spencer is almost as head over heel for her as she is for him. But still, seeing the pretty detective grab Spencer by the tie is enough to send her into a jealous stupor.

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader

It’s a Love Story, Baby: Secret relationships can be fun, but sometimes the love runs so deep that it’s just begging to get the spotlight. Love like that is difficult, but it’s the realest thing Spencer and Y/N have ever felt.

The Doctor Is In: Reader knows that they shouldn’t have dairy, but it’s hard to resist the creamy sweetness, especially when an equally sweet husband wants to have a relaxing vacation.

[kira-fluff]

Hellonio👉 I heard headcannon requests are open, and I was hoping to ask for *cough* sell my soul for *cough* the RFA + Saeran with a huge history and science nerd MC. Pretty please with honey Buddha chips on top?

a/n: when I say this request is fine, when I say this request is SCRUMPDIDLYUMPCIOUS!! thank you T-T it’s beautiful // since you specified Saeran but left three other characters unspecified, please send another request if you’d like a part 2 with the rest of the characters! 

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MC who is a History and Science Nerd

Saeyoung 

Saeyoung is the Blueprint for being a nerd 

like come on he tries to flirt with you in binary code

I think he’d still tease you though 

little things like “oh wow my little nerd~” 

you have to remind him sometimes how big of a dork he is 

pokes your cheeks when you’re reading something 

instead of paying attention to him haha 

literally will pout 

if you ignore him too much 

still, seven is the type to get into your passions too 

seeing the way your eyes light up

he is intrigued and ends up loving it just as much as you do 

tries to make REALLY bad science puns 

I just imagine each time he’d tease you he couldn’t hold back the big smile he makes 

when he sees you look a little pouty 

if you don’t include him when you watch history documentaries he will be very very petty 

might ignore you until you say, “well, do you want to watch to?” 

when you were studying for your chemistry exam

instead of being helpful 

seven whispers dirty jokes in your ear 

all science-related of course 

oh gosh he LOVES messing with you so much 

will steal your little journals recording plant growth and read them out loud 

he’d hold it over his head when you try to grab it 

“LOLOL YOU NAME YOUR PLANTS?!” 

“ssSTOP!! SEV STOP!!” 

little mischievous giggles 

oh gosh he loves you so much. 

Saeran 

watching you talk about the subjects you love – it’s his favorite thing 

when your eyes light up and you have this big, geeky smile on your face 

he’s not good enough with his words to express it to you 

the way his heart rate speeds up 

and oh 

when you realize you’ve been talking non-stop 

and you blush profusely 

apologizing, saying you didn’t realize you were talking so long 

he shakes his head, “no, I like it. I like it when you talk about the things you love. tell me more.” 

now you’re blushing for a different reason.. how did you end up so lucky?

literally so supportive 

hypes you up while you’re studying 

makes you little flashcards ;-; 

loves you so much 

will genuinely give you lil kisses (they’re shy) when you tell him all about your favorite wars because ?? 

THAT’S SO CUTE uwu

PLANTS 

p l a n t s 

he has so many plants 

shows you all of them 

has names for each one

and his beautiful flowers

will read with you plant care books and scientific experiments about them

honestly will spend looooong nights just staying up and talking with you 

like can you just IMAGINE 

staying up til 5am… talking about everything and nothing 

accidentally falling asleep together on the couch 

he loves how you smell, and subconsciously hugs you closer 

you wake up 

and in a moment of boldness 

you wake up and exhales 

and hugs you a little tighter 

Yoosung 

he’s a (sort of failing) university student 

to be honest you will use each others strengths if you are in classes with him 

you lowkey carry him with all the assignments and studying you help him with 

but he really admires you 

he’s not really the type to seek things out for the sake of curiousity 

sure, gaming is different

but when it comes to subject matters and non-fiction it all flies past him 

he’s no dummy, it’s just hard for him to apply himself to something he doesn’t even really care about 

so meeting someone so refreshingly different from him is so, so nice 

not to mention you’re so incredibly sweet and kind 

you’re so patient with him 

and when you lean in to help him understand the concept more.. 

he can’t get enough of it 

he thinks it’s so cute how you’re so passionate and geek out occasionally 

you inspire him to succeed 

because you can do anything

and yoosung thinks that if you cheer him on, he’s able to do anything too 

oddly enough, he might even find a certain area of what you love to be really interesting, too

but honestly you kind of lose him when you get into astrophysics 

like are you even speaking korean anymore 

he can’t keep up with you 

when you talk about things he can’t really wrap his mind around 

but he could listen to you all day 

he would also probably want to tell you a lot about his own hobbies 

it’s very sweet how you both can love what the other loves – simply because you or he loves it 

Jumin

honestly Jumin is incredibly smart 

like he knows so much about almost everything 

so he eats up all the conversations you have about historical events or the sciences 

he’d hold his palm over his mouth, resting his chin on his palm simultaneously 

trying not to laugh 

because he looked at his watch 

and you’d been gushing about a new scientific breakthrough for the last ten minutes 

he’d avoid eye contact with you in that moment because he might lose all control 

and say it out loud 

I love it when you talk like that.

resisting you might be the only thing Jumin isn’t good at 

buys you ANYTHING remotely close to the subjects you like

if he ever sees something in a store, he’d immediately buy it on impulse 

“Y/n would like this..” 

God if you weren’t already dating it’d be beyond obvious that he’s so smitten with you 

He’d just give you it casually, saying, “I found something for you..” 

He’d pay any price just to see your eyes sparkle and a big smile light up your face 

Cute. 

He’s so patient, so even if you stay up late doing research or reading, he’d stay up 

and listen to you if you’d read to him 

or do some of his own reading 

can you imagine Jumin reading one of your little books during his free time? 

like oh my gosh 

he has a habit of getting really into your passions 

he’s certain anything you are passionate about is worth learning more about 

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Class 1-A Gender and Sexual Identities Headcannons

Midoriya:

Please don’t come at me for this one. But I just can’t see it. It’s okay if you disagree but this is my headcannons.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Heterosexual, Heteroromantic

Uraraka:

This is a tricky one. I see her more on the side of exploring her sexuality personally. 

              Cis Female

              She/Her

              Bisexuals, Biromantic (no gender preference)

Ida:

I put him as a grey asexual as he doesn’t seem to show much preference either way. But if the right person came along there would be attraction. I see him being more into women. I could see him having a desire to continue the family legacy biologically speaking. He still respects everyone’s sexuality, just he’s own preference.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Grey Asexual, Demiromantic (preference for women)

Todoroki:

Another one I see currently exploring his sexuality. Doesn’t really know how to have a relationship. I see him going multiple ways with his sexuality depending on who he is with. He is clearly interested in Momo though. Probably needs some therapy before he could have a healthy realtionship.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Bisexual, Greyromantic

Tsuyu:

Strong preference for women. She is more firmly planted in her sexuality than some of the others. I also see her being non-binary. The fact she wants to be called Tsu gives me that vibe since Japan relies so much on honorific that are gendered.

              Nonbinary

              They/Them/She

              Bisexual, Biromantic 

Yaoyorozu:

She is so hard to tell for this kind of thing being how low of self-esteem she has. I don’t see her being in the place she can have a relationship currently. I defaulted for bisexual for her.

              Cis Female

              She/Her

              Bisexual, Biromantic

Tokoyami:

He’s not into anyone. He has no interest in relationships either.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Asexual, Aromatic

Jiro:

She is also more developed on her understanding of her sexuality. She is bisexual but strongly leans towards women. 

              Cis Female

              She/Her

              Bisexual, Homoromantic 

Kirishima:

For those who many not know omnisexual is someone who sees gender but does not believe in plays a role in attraction. Pansexuals are gender-blind meaning gender plays no role at all. I see Kiri as a kind of person that recognizes someone’s gender but doesn’t affect his attraction. I seem bei g a very open partner.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

             Omnisexual, Panromantic

Sero:

I see him not really caring too much about gender. Not quite pansexual or omnisexual though.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

             Bisexual, Biromantic 

Mina:

Been a proud Pan since middle school. She is firm in her sexual identity. She loves everyone.

              Cis Female

              She/Her

              Pansexual, Panromantic

Shoji:

I do think he would have sexual attraction in the right situation the same as Ida. 

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Grey Asexual, Demiromantic

Kaminari:

Also pan all the way. A little less confident about it as Mina though. I low-key see him being attracted to bad-boy/bad-girl vibes.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Pansexual, Panromantic

Sato:

I have no real idea for this one honestly. I didn’t see any indication one way or another on the show so I went with asexual as a default.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Asexual, Aromatic

Hagakure:

Straight as a pair of jeans. *haha I’m sorry I had to. I couldn’t run from the pun after my Best Jeanist post* She clearly shows preference for guys.

              Cis Female

              She/Her

              Heterosexual, Heteroromantic

Aoyama:

There is a lot going on here. He is very fluid with his gender and will respond to any pronoun really. He is definitely attracted to only men.

              Gender Fluid

              They/Them/He/Him/She/Her

              Homosexual, Homoromantic

Ojiro:

He is straight, but completely an ally. I see him as the person everyone goes to when they are going through their discovery crisis. He is as nonjudgmental as it comes, though I seriously see him strongly disliking Mineta. Everything about the boy annoys him, but he keeps it to himself. This boy is the perfect boyfriend and friend.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Heterosexual, Heteroromantic

Bakugo:

This really needs it only special post. I will make one eventually. There is a serious lack of emotional support in his childhood so I see him having a hard time letting anyone in. He is definitely a very loyal lover once you win his heart. Nothing will ever happen to you long as he’s breathing. He would need some therapy before he could have a healthy realtionship though.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Demisexual, Demiromantic

Mineta:

I don’t want to include this disgusting Purple Grape, but here he is. He covers up the fact he likes men and women by being so gross with women. He isn’t fooling me though, he’s totally bisexual. He needs some serious therapy. He goes way beyond just normal teenage hormones.

              Cis Male

              He/Him

              Bisexual, Biromantic 

Koda

He’s either asexual or way too shy currently for me to be able to guess what he may be. Maybe as he comes out of his shell there would be a change.

             Cis Male

              He/Him

              Asexual/Demiromantic

They are all so young I could see any sort of identity changing at any point. They are all fifteen at the start of the show. I had no idea what my sexuality was at fifteen. For crying out loud I’m still figuring it out at twenty-five.

[iheartchv]

Henlo! I saw that you do TMNT matchups and I've never had one done for me before, so I was wondering if you could do one for me and the ROTTMNT turtles? And could you please @ it to @genderfluid-plant-fixation so that I can find it? Hope it's no trouble 😅 Oh and I'm cool with sharing my name- it's Remy!

I'm Non-Binary, 5'9 and a lil chubby with broad shoulders. I've got blue eyes with short blue/green hair that's shaved on one side.

I'm a fanfic writer when my executive dysfunction allows me to actually write, but otherwise I'm often playing shooter and rpg video games. Or drawing! I like reference drawing characters.

I'd rather stick inside but if a friend asks to hang out, I always say yes as I crave friendship and am rather touch-starved (friends who love hugs are the best)

I have diagnosed depression, anxiety, PTSD and autism. I often feel like people don't get me, or that they don't care, so I often need reassurance and kind words. I don't often get them tho ^^'

I care a lot about people that I become friends with and often share a lot about myself quickly into the friendship. But I also love hearing about others, and I try my best to relate or comfort them if they need it. I try my best to be as kind as I can be, although some old bad habits from my anger issues pop by and make that difficult sometimes. If I make a mistake because of it, I try my best to fix it. My friends mean so much to me that I'm often afraid that they'll leave me out of nowhere one day..

I love learning, especially random little facts that aren't entirely helpful but are just cool to know. An example is that a type of orange butterflies are called Monarch Butterflies! I love sharing these with people, although I sometimes learn morbid ones that creep them out. Morbid jokes and puns are my sense of humour so it's hard to tell when I go too far sometimes.

I've never dated, but I think sitting out under the stars or inside a car when it's pouring down with some food would be an amazing date. It'd be so relaxing...

I could go on for awhile but I'm not sure if this is already too much, so I'll stop here. Thank you again 😊

Sure thing😄💕

🤔This is tough but I pick ... Leonardo💙

I think Leo'd have a crush on you

When you met the boys, he always tried to impress you to get your attention afterward

He became jealous when you started hanging out with Mikey, because you both have a creative mind

He liked the stories you came up with, whether by writing or drawing

He wants to be your inspiration for your stories and characters

However he can't get mad at his little cinnamon roll of a brother

Like you, he cares about his family and his close friends

He'll play video games with you whenever you want

Feeling down or depressed?

Leo will do his very best to see you smile and be happy

He'll tell you cheesy/ dad jokes

Just like what he does to his team, he'll tell you encouraging and kind words to help you feel better about yourself

After that he'll give you plenty of hugs

Making you feel better makes him feel good, too

Especially that since he's been appointed the leader of the Mad Dogz

He likes that you listen to him and try to help him in return

He loves your blue eyes

He secretly thinks you were meant to be his because they're blue, like his signature mask color

He's never been on dates, either, even though he may come off as a playboy

When you both go on a date, he gets nervous about what to talk about with you

You noticed his eyes kept looking away from you when yours met his

He didn't want this to be a bad first date

But after managing not to screw it up, he'd tell you that he 'like' likes you, and that's why he's tried so hard to get your attention whenever you spent a lot of time with Mike or his other bros

He grew on you too, and you couldn't deny the feelings you had for Leo

You told him how you felt and the smile he gave you melted your heart

Your first kiss was short but sweet

He wants to continue to go on more dates with you

Bringing you home, in total ninja secrecy, he'd blow you a kiss before leaving

You're always on his mind

(( I'd write more but it'd take forever ))

Hope you like it and got who you wanted😆😅

@genderfluid-plant-fixation

[tiptapricot]

oo how about billie logan headcanons!!! :DD

Hell yeah duder!

They’re autistic!

Their main spin is music history and music in general, and music is also a big stim for them

They have auditory visual synesthesia and some sensory issues that mean they can get overwhelmed if their environment is either too quiet or too loud. Putting on headphones and their favorite music really helps with this

They’re a non-binary lesbian and use they/them pronouns

Them and Thea came out together gender wise at age twelve, and their parents were of course very supportive

Of course they made lots of puns with the non in non binary, but all were genuine and excited

They have a collection of shorts, and a lot are actually just swim shorts with bright patterns because they think they look neat

Their favorite colors are lime green, purple, and aquamarine

They ate dirt as a kid (tbf Thea did too, they had a mud cafe together except they actually ate the “food”)

They prefer bubble baths over showers and love bath bombs

Was really into Warrior Cats as a kid

Picked up skateboarding from Aunt Jo

Will refuse to wear band aides unless they’re brightly colored or have patterns on them

Really like the beach and know a bunch about sea life. They had a pet hermit crab for awhile named Bronicus

They’re like an anti-sweet tooth, they really like sour stuff. They peel lemons and eat them, they spit out warheads once the outer coating is gone, and their favorite soda is Squirt (orange juice and lime juice are close seconds but Thea says those don’t count). The first time Ted sees them bite into a lime with the peel still on he almost faints

They can’t draw, color, or paint without getting smudges all over their hands and arms, even if it seems like it would be impossible to do so

Their laugh is bubbly, loud, and infectious, and they talk with a lot of gestures and hand movements

Known for giving amazing hugs, they’re tall and kind of lanky but they’re pretty strong and usually lift people up to hug them (even Ted isn’t immune to this and it makes them laugh whenever Billie does it)

Really likes the scent of petrichore and lemongrass, and keeps mosquito repellent bracelets around just because they think they smell nice (and because they’re useful)

They like hiking and swimming, but also just hanging out with Thea at malls or music shops

Sometimes they take excursions with Thea just to go lay in a park on sunny days with their shoes and socks off and listen to whatever new mixtape they’ve made

Yes, they absolutely listen to and love 100 Gecs

They even went to the Gec tree for their 18th bday

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Generic Headcanons (Sanses)

This list includes short bits of information on the various Sanses to be included on this blog. If you’re looking for a specific one, please use CTRL+F to search for the AU, due to the length of this list. Reminder as well that most of this information is entirely headcanon. If there’s canon information that I’ve messed up somewhere on this, please let me know so I can fix it and adjust accordingly!

Please note: When answering asks, I will first list the character being requested in the format of AU!Sans, but the nicknames here are listed because sometimes I drift off while writing and lean towards those names.

Undertale

Nickname/s: Comic, Tale Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / asexual

+ takes a lot of time to like someone at all, usually by default doesn’t trust people + isn’t a fan of physical contact, but if someone was to manage to get close to him, he’s incredibly cuddly + horrible with directions, will get lost really easily; uses shortcuts to make up for it

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Underswap (original concept by p0pcornpr1nce, who has left the fandom and deleted the content)

Nickname/s: Blue Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: non-binary Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / bisexual

+ is a pun connoisseur; will only accept the best puns, anything less is just unacceptable + is emotional, but tries to hide it because he feels the need to keep on a strong persona for the sake of everyone else +  is secretly an incredibly talented writer and has a lot of written works in his room

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Underfell (original concept by Vic the Underfella)

Nickname/s: Red, Fell Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: panromantic / pansexual

+ is extremely self-conscious and hides this by acting like as much of a confident asshole as possible + crushes incredibly easy due to the lack of caring people he has in his life, but refuses to believe he’s lovable + secretly hates cats. doomfanger may or may not be the cause of this

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Underlust  (original concept by nsfwshamecave, who has left the fandom.)

Nickname/s: Lust, Lusty Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: biromantic / bisexual

+ is secretly a hopeless romantic, but has yet to meet anyone interested in romance over sex, so he takes what he can get + flirts with anything that breathes; has a plethora of horrible pick-up lines + has been outside of his own AU and is well-versed in the multiverse

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Xtale (by jakei)

Nickname/s: Cross Date of Birth: Oct. 10th Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / bisexual

+ has difficulty trusting anyone anymore due to the betrayal he’s had in the past + he finds comfort in doodling or other art-related things, and can often be found locked away for hours doing so + will wear literally anything but his uniform when no one’s around, no matter how stupid it looks

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Ink (by myebi/comyet) (same headcanons apply to Underverse!Ink)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: April 15 Height: 3′9″ / 116 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: aromantic / asexual

+ his ink vials’ colors represent: green = comfort/safety, yellow = joy/energy, orange = encouragement/creativity, red = wrath/violence, pink = love/care, purple = lust/attraction, blue = sadness/concern, cyan = calm/relaxed + refuses to ever drink his pink or purple vials anymore due to the fact he doesn’t want to mislead people into thinking he cares about them + his tastes change based on what emotions he’s feeling/ink he’s drank

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Pale (by unu-nunu-art/unu-nunium)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: May 26th Height: 3′9″ / 116 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: aromantic / asexual

+ clings to people who help him literally only once, because he considers all nice gestures as “Oh, so we’re friends now?” + appreciates any and all physical contact and can get a bit nervous if he’s near someone but can’t hug them + when he absorbs an AU for emotions, he has even more emotions that Ink does, but it’s far more temporary

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Fresh!Ink (by myebi/comyet)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: ??? Height: 5′0″ / 152 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: aromantic / asexual

+ is a parasite like Fresh is, but isn’t the same exact one; they exist as separate beings + doesn’t ever really drink ink vials, hence why he’s replaced them with his spray cans entirely, which just contain normal pain + enjoys making large street-art style murals, but never keeps them, so he places them in hugely inconvenient parts of the multiverse just to annoy people

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Error (by loverofpiggies/CrayonQueen) (same headcanons apply to Underverse!Error)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: April 4th Height: 5′4″ / 163 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / demisexual

+ doesn’t trust anyone and would rather just dispose of someone before he gets the chance to even try and trust them + has tried to delete his own emotions on several occasions, but concludes he must lose his SOUL to do so, and is too scared he’ll die + lacks logic due to the fact that he’s a glitch in a program, meaning he can no longer create logical conclusions

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Template (by unu-nunu-art/unu-nunium)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: April 3rd Height: 4′5″ / 135 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / demisexual

+ constantly does a plethora of redeemable, good things within the multiverse to compensate for the fact he’s an “Error” + tries to be more comfortable with things like hugs in order to further distance himself from Error, despite also having haphephobia. + unlike Error, remembers his past as Geno a lot more vividly

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Ragnartale (by NaomyMikolMaria) (please note I’m a bit behind on this AU)

Nickname/s: Knight Date of Birth: ??? Height: 5′5″ / 165 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: heteroromantic / demisexual

+ doesn’t like using his magic anymore, but can’t exactly remember why it leaves a bad taste in his mouth + actively tries to void out his emotions for others’ sake, as he finds his own life far less valuable + part of him likes being a monster more than a human, because he thinks he looks horrible now and that more people will leave him alone

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Dusttale (by ask-dusttale)

Nickname/s: Dust, Dusty Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: lithromantic / asexual

+ absolutely despises all humans and it wouldn’t be surprising if he tried to kill any on sight + can often be seen talking aloud to “himself,” but he’s actually talking to “Papyrus” + has the same observant skills as Sans and is just as quick on his feet if not faster, however he’s also more rash in his decision-making due to his insanity.

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Fresh (by loverofpiggies/CrayonQueen)

Nickname/s: None Date of Birth: April 20th (pretends it’s April 1st) Height: 6′3″ / 191 cm Gender: genderfluid Pronouns: he/him or they/them Sexuality: aromantic / asexual

+ while he be default doesn’t have any emotions, if for some reason he starts to feel anything, he will reject it immediately, and become incredibly harsh + started dressing in 90′s clothes as a joke, now he enjoys them unironically and has genuinely started watching human 90′s shows + sends memes to Error just to piss him off; his favorite to send is Rick Rolls

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Outertale (by 2mi127)

Nickname/s: Outer Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / asexual

+ because he can see the stars all the time, he’s far more fascinated by the Earth’s sun and atmosphere compared to other Sanses + has had his jacket since he was a kid but just didn’t bother getting rid of it. that and he never outgrew it. sometimes people still think he’s a kid because of it + gets cold easily; his jacket is extremely thick and fuzzy to make up for this

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Altertale (by friisans)

Nickname/s: Guardian Date of Birth: ??? Height: 4′9″ / 145 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: biromantic / demisexual

+ despises his brother so much that he won’t even look in his general direction and will likely burn or destroy anything that reminds him of his brother + appears very calm and collected most of the time, but can easily turn around and be manipulative or angry when least expected + is horrible at keeping watch of the human children because he always teaches them how to exploit things and they use that against him

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Aftertale (by loverofpiggies/CrayonQueen)

Nickname/s: Geno Date of Birth: ??? Height: 5′0″ / 152 cm Gender: demiboy Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: demiromantic / demisexual

+ is really bad at social interaction due to extended isolation and because of that may come off as blunt or rude + if anyone acts friendly around him, especially if they are a more physical kind of person, he will instantly not trust them + seeing spaghetti is a sure way to make him burst into tears, but he’ll pretend he’s not actually crying

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Swapfell (by poptatochisp and community)

Nickname/s: Mal Date of Birth: ??? Height: 5′3″ / 160 cm Gender: cisman Pronouns: he/him Sexuality: panromantic / demisexual

+ doesn’t do well with people who disagree with him. this will cause genuine unintended arguments over the smallest things + very formal in most situations possible, but assumes everyone else should be too + is bad at emotions, just, in general. understanding them, having them, everything

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[ughgclden]

bee, love, don’t apologise, please, it’s okay, and first and foremost, are you alright?? i hope you’re taking care of yourself, love, but i understand, i don’t think there’s been a year since third grade that i haven’t gotten pneumonia in the winter. I hope you’re feeling alright!!

honestly, dead poets society is one of my only personality traits anymore, i find myself drawing parallels to it constantly, for no reason but i love thinking about it. i’ve watched it so many times at this point, it’s,,, concerning. those tests always take me way less time than they give me, and i used to feel really awkward, i remember i took a bio one once, four hours they gave me, 45 minutes in, i was finished, and the moderator didn’t believe me. i aced it too, like the silly little neil kinnie i am. i’ve gotten used to the ‘worse’ side of being a neil kinnie, and honestly, now that my mum isn’t as controlling about everything as she used to be, it’s easier to deal with. i remember once, i’d gotten an 89 in algebra, and she threatened to pull me out of the fall show. that was a neil perry moment if i ever had one lol. the biggest thing these days is just imposter syndrome, imposter syndrome like oh you’re not hispanic enough, but also, you’re not queer enough, nonbinary enough, things like that. It’s exacerbated some days, but i try.

i watched the it movies on my cousin’s hbo,,, i may or may not have used it without her permission since she forgot to log out of my computer, but that’s neither here nor there. i remember having such a hard time taking the first one seriously initially, because of all the new kids on the block jokes, having a mum who was obsessed with them made it hard, especially when i actually got them all- in truth, the only midnight premiere i’ve been able to make was the force awakens, and i had school the next day too. i’m definitely a richie kinnie, and i have the internalised homophobia (only towards myself though) to prove it /hj my waterbottle has both a sticker of neil on it and a sticker of the r + e carving on it. in case there was any doubt about me lmao. stan kin makes sense for you, honestly, i can see it, i can see it.

okay so listen- no really, i’d bought them with the intention of only drinking half of one that night and spreading them out like that, but then came 9:45pm, and i had a research paper (on womens’ pockets/lack thereof) due at 10am that i simply hadn’t even started, so i downed them all in an hour and got the paper turned in at 5:56 in the morning. but i scare you huh? /hj bee, you’re too sweet, in truth, i’m fairly inelegant, but i try, as for the comforting and cosy, i’ll take you at your word, since that is something only someone interacting with me could discern. i do try to be kind to others for the most part. mainly i think because i’m usually on the other end of mean people.

i’m just perceptive like that bee, i dunno what to tell you, something just tells me, you know? /j and thank you, i always feel a little silly talking about it, because most of the tattoos i want are dead poets society tattoos, i guess some part of me, within the part of me that feels so incredibly tied to it, feels as if if i were able to get a tattoo i’d owe it to the movie in some way, if that makes any sense. i’ve already begged a friend of mine to go with me to get my first once i get to new york, the question though, is what to get first. i’ve got time to make a decision (for once in my life) i just spend a lot of time thinking about it.

honestly, i have never known a school rule to make sense. banning ripped jeans? banning dyed hair? it’s almost as if if they don’t stifle everything natural about kids expressing themselves they dont feel like they’re doing anything. but i digress. the same-sex couple rules were. awful. 12 year old me had enough going on without having an administrator yell at my friend and i for hugging in the courtyard and not leaving until we were a foot apart, but hey.

okay, jumping over a fence to go to a mcdonalds? how coming of age indie movie manic pixie dream girl of you /hj

200k words, is that a challenge? also ahaha not at all like my italian uncle up there just opened a ‘pizzeria’ /hj but mob!star au? might be a project i should start… granted, i’m not as good a storyteller as you, but i can try.

when i was little, i wanted to revolutionise things, i guess. i even actually wrote out a campaign, i wonder if its still somewhere. thank you for believing in me, but these days, bee, i’m thinking less about changing the world, and more about making it the next few weeks, and then the ones after that. little star was aware of so much, but also so little. i wonder what they’d think of me now, honestly.

i did, in fact, teach archery, it was so fun but my arms got SO SORE, and the kid who challenged my archery skills seemed surprised when i actually,, hit the bullseyes. my inner susan was happy then. incidentally the experience is also why i made a playlist called “touchstarved and wanting to teach you to shoot a bow” which low-key slaps when i’m lonely. and bee omg i cannot believe you said im better than susan pevensie i will be thinking about this for the rest of my life thank you- and yes, yes it was named aslan, however did you guess? /j prince caspian<33333

i’ll let you know my results from the tournament, as soon as they come out, and i say this having just put on pjs after taking off my suit, and sitting in the room with my cat in my dear evan hansen hoodie, frantically refreshing the results page because i’m anxious and impatient.

i hope you have a good night, with fitful and restful sleep, i’m sorry this got to be so long, but you know me, i certainly can talk. i’m honestly shocked i even made it to finals, considering i was running off four hours of sleep, having gone to bed at three last night. whoops.

all my love, hugs, and a warm mug of tea,

yours,

star✨

p.s i said yes so that?? happened?? it honestly feels surreal but we’re not gonna be in the same place anymore come the end of this year, so that’ll be something to deal with

P.p.s might just start adding spanish or latin or russian phrases to these if i keep having to translate your cute french bee /lh /hj

star my love, i know you said don't apologise, but i think the word 'sorry' makes up about 60% of my vocabulary. i'm okay!! was just a bit icky, but luckily i've recovered now!!

that's so nice - and again, makes so much sense for you. i think you would work perfectly in welton, i know it. i love bringing the messages from that film into my own life, as silly as it may sound. i'm astonished, and so fucking jealous of you. i used to finish tests maybe half an hour early, but hours is so impressive??? fun fact i did finish my physics final in about 45 minutes and slept for the other hour <3 neil would b proud my love!!! oh my god - i'm so sorry that happened??? but that is also so neil kinnie??? it seems futile me saying this, but i assure you that you are hispanic enough, and queer enough, and non-binary enough. you are enough, period. more than enough even. imposter syndrome is the worst, and i'm so so sorry you're dealing with it.

she did that to herself, you just saw an opportunity /lh a midnight premiere of the force awakens sounds so cute though omg - i hope you had the absolute best time. the r + e carving actually broke me. as a die hard reddie shipper since 2017, seeing the movie make it basically canon?! had me a mess in the cinema.

you are ridiculously comforting and cosy, everything about you feels like a warm hug from a familiar face and i love it. and the way you write is so smooth, it makes me think of a quill smoothly gliding across parchment, the deep black ink unsmudged and pristine. that seems a little pretentious of me, but oh well.

i also want some dps tattoos!! i desperately want "and still we sleep" from todd's poem, and was also so so tempted to get an outline drawing of meeks + pitts dancing on the roof. i love that, and i can't wait until the day you get it, whichever one it may be. my one concern is becoming addicted to them and making my bank account suffer - at least my piercing obsession is a little easier to fund /hj

i've NEVER gotten that - they claim it's 'distracting' but how on earth would it be?? when i got to college, no one was distracted by my dyed hair, and i certainly wasn't distracted by other people's outfits or painted nails. you were yelled at. for hugging. a friend.. what the fuck is wrong with these people??

just call me ramona flowers star /j it was possibly the highlight of my school career, sans hiding in the back room of the music room to avoid a maths test

i bet you're an amazing storyteller, if these letters are anything to go by. it would be a new york times best seller, i know it

we all have to take things one step at a time, i think. that's the only way i really get through things if i'm honest. one day after another and the cycle repeats. i love wondering what young me would think of me now - i'd probably be intimidated of myself, but i like to think i'd be proud that i'm still here, pursuing something i love

that playlist. sounds nothing short of sheer perfection. i too am touch starved and want to teach someone to shoot a bow - even though i.. cannot shoot a bow... but i can wield a sword so, it's close enough.

i saw your message about the tournament results - im so fucking proud of you!!!! you deserve it so so much and i couldn't be happier for you. see, your words and ideas are changing the world, even if you don't realise it.

ps; that is so fun???? omg im so happy for you star, you deserve tis <33 i hope towards the end of this year whatever happens leaves you both happy, no matter how far the distance.

pps; omg no.. please don't do that.. aha that would be awful... definitely wouldn't make my heart race.. haha not at all

all of my love, star. pardon the pun, but you are out of this world ;) i'll leave you with one of my favourite quotes;

il n'y a qu'un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'aimer et d'être aimé <3

[daughterofhephaestus]

pjo/hoo character sexualities

because i recently re-read the entire first series and sexuality isn’t really talked about much in pjo or hoo so let’s start with their sexualities.

percy is a typical chaotic bisexual, you can’t change my mind

annabeth is a distinguished bisexual, a truly rare species

i wanna say grover is pan, for pun related reasons, but that boy is demi/het

luke is literally a tragic demisexual, demiromantic demigod who just needs a little love from his friends

the hunters are all lesbians

except thalia that girl is an aromantic bisexual

nico, we know, is a small gay boy

rachel is a flirtatious ace/aro but not just cause she’s the oracle

silena is a cottage core lesbian

and beckendorf is her heterosexual/aromantic best friend/fake-boyfriend

clarisse is actually silena’s girlfriend, i mean: making hot-cocoa while she cries and glaring at anyone who even looks??? need i say more?

on the topic of clarisse, chris rodriguez still fits in. they are silena and clarisse’s non-binary, ace/aro boyfriend

calypso is a sad pansexual

both connor and travis are disaster bi’s

katie is a the done-with-everything pansexual mother

ethan nakamura is a raging homosexual with a huge crush on luke

will is a soft gay

leo is a chaotic pansexual on fire

jason thinks he’s straight, i’ll leave it at that

hazel is homoflexible because frank zhang exists

frank is the peace-keeping bisexual friend

reyna is ace/aro and i will fite you on that

[nijimurakyo]

Please do Kakyoin and Pucci for the ask hcs thingy! (Or Josuke if you don't want to do/have already done one of those two!)

👾 KAKYOIN 🍒

sexuality headcanon: i love self-projecting (plus!!!! i think araki confirmed it idk) so he's bisexual!!!!! :D

gender headcanon: non biney. they've got no binary. insert video game pun here today no gender no nothing

a ship i have with her: ignoring all the other gross fans of it (i am looking AWAY) i rly do think j*takak works in a character foil for each other sorta way, plus it's just funny to me bc I think they fake-date but for real fake

a brotp i have with them: I THINK HIM AND ABDUL GET ALONG LIKE GENUINELY THATS UH *INCOHERENT MUMBLING* FUCKING they often talk abt mythology together and the fact that abdul also had his stand since childhood tells me they'd get along so well (plus that's why he wasn't there for the death 13 arc he'd believe kak plus that baby's a fucking tiyanak) and polnareff too even tho she's so mean to him (bc pol and kaks dynamic reminds me of me and my kuya ^__^)

a notp i have with him: well i don't wanna say any of the ships but y'know. anyone else bc as much as I'm "eh" towards it at least jotaros her age shipping him w anybody else makes me feel so gross

a random headcanon: having met his pinoy relatives (from mom's side) they were convinced hierophant was a dead relative's spirit for a long while guarding him bc pinoy superstition and all, that's why his mom scolds her family for making him think that way bc she hasn't grown out of hierophant. ALSO that's what he discusses with abdul!!!!!

general opinion over them: hugest cc ever oh my GOD the way most people treat him makes me froth at the mouth i only trust certain people about her but he's also another genuinely great character and i feel like even if he could've been used for great potential his final battle with dio wraps up his character nicely so he's played his part well.

🌙 PUCCI ⭐

sexuality headcanon: he's gay. *pointing* fruit (affectionate)

gender headcanon: i like to think of him as a trans man!!!

a ship i have with him: sorry pucci you deserved so much better also i don't ship him w anyone ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯

a brotp i have with him: MAN it's gonna sound weird but if he were to get a redemption arc with aus I'd say jolyne, yes it's bc I remember that comic where he says he'll officiate her foo fighters wedding since she can't marry ermes. Yes I'm emotional thinking about him and jotaro too, it's also gonna take a lot of therapy and i don't think they'll ever think of him as great but him and weather...... fuck..

a notp i have with him: EASILY DI///OPUCCI GIRL HELP HE WAS 16 WHEN THEY MET........ i like to think that dios his fucked up roommate and also: pucci being his kids fucked up godfather

a random headcanon: him finding out he could insert random music discs into people to play them like a radio was entirely by accident when he decided to look cool by flinging one at someone like a frisbee only to find out it wasn't a memory or stand disc, he's seen them so much he just mistook it as his stand disc

general opinion over him: hes such a tragic character but also so beautifully written, araki knows to give villains fucked endings but he's one of the few who got a respectful death (choked out by an 11-year old which in comparison, is better than i don't know eternal limbo as a detective, infinite death loop by 15-year old or sent to space never to die EVER), he deserves good things but also he was a priest there had to be some sort of retribution for that (what word was it i forgot)

⚓ JOSUKE 💎

sexuality headcanon: SHES GAY BABEY!!!!!

gender headcanon: trans man who uses she/her!!!! luv the self-projection here

a ship i have with her: COME ON THE JOSUYASU DUOS SO ICONIC THEY LIKE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!!!!! luv rowdy teenagers in love what can I say :]

a brotp i have with her: listen. listen dude. yukako and her hair buddies and SERIOUSLY when them and okuyasu were having a lunch date during that one episode r*han punches a kid i couldn't stop thinking about their friendship 🥺 also twins au lives in my mind rent-free

a notp i have with her: jos////uhan shippers don't look at me or I'll dropkick you into the nightmare dimension i SWEAR TO GOD YALL DONT KNOW WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP LOOKS LIKE AND IM NOT GONNA POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS REASONS WHY ITS BAD

a random headcanon: she's a gardener ^__^ people think she's the one helping her mom with it but it's the other way around, she's the one who bought the stuff for her and assists in uh. dirt activities!! idk if it's also canon but her mom does know about crazy diamond, she had to tell her dad that josukes ok and to stop worrying

general opinion over her: BABY YOU ARE MY. ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY best jojo and favorite jojo i *vibrating at the speed of sound * she's so cute and awesome and I love her sm 🥺🥺🥺🥺 the one thing keeping me from wishing j*seph out of existence was her how the fuck the worst jojo produced best jojo i once asked myself, well that's simple it's bc he didn't raise her 😌 girlboss milf tomoko did and that's fucking awesome

[chronicalanxiety]

[here are their cutie marks and a sketch of their human forms that nobody asked for]

Now here’s a huge ass description for the kids™ if anyone is interested

Zap Apple

Rainbow and Applejack's first-born child and Lil' Cheese's best mate. Zap is a daydreamer and has a gentle soul, he's that one ripped nerd that likes writing and drawing things just for the sake of it. Exploring and discovering new things and places is what really makes his eyes glow (history and geography hoe), so he can be usually seen carrying his saddlebag around all the time (you never know when you're gonna need sketching and exploring supplies). Zap also loves puzzles and is a huge fanboy of Daring Do Books like Dash (and adventure books in general. AJ swears it's because Rainbow used to read so many Daring Doo adventures to her belly when she was pregnant). While he can be smart, he tends to over-thinks things, Zap has a wide imagination and is easily one of the most compassionate ponies around, though he used to be easily coaxed into fights or manipulated by his feelings. Like a good apple family member, the boy loves farm life and has a strong fraternal instinct, but his nature just doesn't allow him to settle there, though he still finds some peace whenever he's back in the environment he grew up in.

Random facts:

- Zap loved wearing his Ma's hat so much that she gave one for him as a gift in a Hearts Warming;

- He lost part of his his right ear to a bad fall when he and some friends went exploring one of his first off-limits area;

- Loves collecting comic books and stamps;

- AJ entered labor right during a Zap Apple harvest (Yep, that's exactly how he got his name);

- Inherited AJ's stare and lie detector;

- Upon noticing Zap's resemblance to his great grandmother, Rainbow nicknamed him Baby Smith.

Applejoy

Rainbow and Applejack's middle child. Applejoy doesn't take her name for granted, she's a total sunshine and bringing people happiness is what really makes her happy. She tends to be famous for getting a bunch of bruises all the time and being a little too reckless, so much so she lost two of her teeth out of pure clumsiness when she was little and had to wait until they began to grow to get them back (still has the best smile), and she also used to break her flying goggles at least once a week. The girl is also very outspoken and sincere, though it can end up being a problem sometimes. Applejoy is the family's Poly Athlete and has strong and fast wings (as well as legs, the girl is speed itself), she doesn't do very well in school but makes for it in sports and is very disciplined when it comes to it (Rainbow is her personal coach for every occasion). She hates losing, but tries her best to be a good sport and not to show she's upset most of the time. It was also awfully difficult for Applejack to handle her being all over the place when she learned how to use her wings (no need to say she was very grateful when her next child was born an earth pony).

Random facts: - Inherited Rainbow's habit of napping on trees (Applejack didn't like the idea, she was always concerned her children were gonna fall and hurt themselves for being too cloud-headed);

- Loves to indulge in her mother's sugary treats;- Rainbow started calling her junior (or AJJ) because her name abbreviation is the same as her ma's. No need to say the nickname was a success;

- Sleepwalker;

- The bandana she uses around her neck is a part of the fabric of an old sheet she used to nap with;

- Likes a bunch of crafts, specially wood-carving, but isn't really gifted at most of them (doesn't matter because she always tries her best every time).

Cider Splash

Rainbow and Applejack's youngest child and Tank's best buddy. Cider Splash a performer at heart, he's a innate dancer and plays multiple instruments very decently, he's the loudest of the bunch in every way and talks everyone's ears off (some conversations can also turn into musical numbers for no apparent reason). He's the most headstrong and stubborn out of the three, so he'll almost always get really deep into a project (or anything, really) when he sets his mind in it. He has blessed hoofs like AJ and is by far the one who ends up helping with the applebucking stuff the most, though he has a natural charm with the farm animals and prefers playing with them (his love for animal plushies wasn't taken for granted). He also indulges in cooking (mostly by Big Sugar's influence). Cider was always jealous of his sibling's ability to fly, so RD tries to compensate by taking him for a ride every once in a while and making sure he's the first one to get Wonderbolts tickets whenever they perform.

Random facts: - His love for music started when Applejack bought him a toy guitar to get him out of his tantrums when he was little. Later, his grandpa Bow Hothoof gave him a mini drum set as a birthday gift. AJ and RD weren't very happy when he started playing it all the time and making a bunch of noise, but they eventually saw potential in it and started investing in his inate talent;

- No need to say cider is his favorite drink ever;

- His bandana was a handmade gift from his Aunt Applebloom.

Florence

Fluttershy's big baby and Agate's older step-sister. Florence is a very resourceful and hard-working young mare, though she tends to spends way too much energy worrying about results and is almost constantly on the verge of outright panic (she's usually seen gritting her teeth or generally flipping out, no need to say she does not fare well under stress, specially when she is given a task to complete). Florence is known to be very sensible and intelligent, and even though she sometimes puts her own paranoia before common sense, she usually manages to find logical solutions to problems. She learned how to deal with stress by canalizing it into something productive, thanks to Rarimom (which ended up being another source of anxiety, ironically). She also has very strong beliefs, and when forced to question them, she becomes very upset. Despite that, Florence is extremely loyal and kind and will go out of her way to help other ponies.

Random facts: - Her scarf was given by Rarity, it made her feel safe when she was little, and she still uses it until this day (Her moms had to bribe with her in order to get her to let them clean and wash it after months of using it non-stop);

- Probably has OCD;

- She has also been known to retreat into her imagination when under extreme stress, often picturing peaceful, grassy fields or tranquil landscapes to calm herself down.

- Florence loves her coffee, tea and Fluttermum's pets more than her life (She loved growing up around pets, they still give her a sense of calm and relaxation. Her mom used to use them to calm her down when she was crying or couldn't sleep, she would almost always fall asleep after caressing some pet's ear for a while)

Agate

Rarity’s most precious gem and Florence’s little step-sister. Agate has been a very independent gal since she was little, she has been described as curious, monotone and sarcastic, and also appears to be more logical and mature than some of her peers, typically being the one to call them out on their ignorance, she’s inclined to remain passive and stoical to most things that happen around her. She has a fuckton control over her emotions and wears a neutral expression about 80% of the time, but is actually a pretty chill gal and has a very good (and weird) sense of humor. Agate has a great eye for photography (specially Avant-garde stuff) and turns out working as a professional photographer in the future.

Random facts: - Lowkey a huge mystery fan and computer nerd;

- Has a huge soft spot for Fluttermom's pets since she first came in contact with one, she can’t help but to smile the whole time she’s around them;

- Discord's favorite gal right next to Fluttershy.

Lil' Cheese

So let's get this out of the way, the script says Lil' Cheese is a colt, but many people see them as a filly, so they ended up being non-binary in my headcanon because I couldn't decide their gender (but go with whatever suits you better).

"Don't worry, Zap and Cheese got another infallible plan". Cheesecake, AKA "Lil' Cheese", is first and foremost known for the ability to talk their ass off anytime of the day for whatever reason (they used to spend most of their time besides their mom, so no need to mention that they practically picked up all her goofiness and energy by osmosis), they're also an excellent actor and are known as "The God of Puns". They’re generally a popular and gifted student, however, they're foul-mouthed and kind of competitive (but despite that, they are generally well liked and always looking after their friends). Lil' Cheese uses their innate talent for comedy and natural charm and charisma to help attract attention to their mum's bakery. Cheese had pretty deep random conversations with Pinkie since very little, so they turned out to be a pretty good conversationalist and improviser.

Big Sugar/Little Mac

I don't really have a very elaborate description for him (sorry peeps), but I imagine Sugar as a very sweet (pun intended) Big Baker Boy that loves cooking (and eating, most of all). He has that big bro energy and always gives the best hugs, but can also have with no mercy when messing around with his peers. He's very well liked around Ponyville and known for his extroverted and warm nature, though he may care way to much about other's opinions and tends to take a lot of them personally. Being a proud member of the Apple Family, he's the embodiment hard-work and loves working on the farm, but his heart always feel in the right place whenever he's preparing meals for other ponies.

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Okay, so quick backstory time about how Flarity happened in this canon.

Fluttershy was going through a very rough time with her previous marefriend, she always wanted to have a child of her own, and seeing her friends having some of their own made her even more eager to have one, so she found a sperm donor and conceived Florence with the consent of her partner at the time. Their relationship didn't get any less toxic even after Florence was born, so as a good friend, Discord felt the obligation to intervene (along with the rest of the elements of harmony) and convince Fluttershy to just end it and let go, as it wasn't doing any good for both her and the kid. When she finally got out of it, Discord and Rarity were the ones who helped Flutters to heal the most.

Meanwhile, Agate was the product of Rarity's previous marriage with Fancy Pants and was conceived as the last hope for their doomed marriage. Turns out having a child didn't save their relationship and they ended up divorcing, both going their separate ways with their own lives and businesses, however, it was a healthy separation and they remained in good terms with each other. Rarity took this separation as a way to get to know more about herself and to spend more time bonding with her daughter, having a break from her business life and letting Sassy Saddles and some other employees take the wheel for a little while, though she didn't stop playing her part on the creative side. During the time Fluttershy was going through her healing process, she and Rarity reconnected and some gay stuff happened. By the time the series ended they were probably on the dating phase and close to engagement. They eventually marry and join their families together.

Also Discord's still a very close friend of the couple and helps them and the kids whenever and in whatever way he's able to. He loves spending time with the kids, specially Agate, who finds his chaotic energy specially amusing.