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[ricciardover]

[professorjirt]

I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

[fumifooms]

thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now

especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny

YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝

THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY

They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other

[puppyeared]

XIN YA MOMENT

[babygirlhaljordan]

smth smth aventurine talking about ipc members to dr ratio

[seaweedstarshine]

Thinking about the convolution of Eleventh Doctor's expressions of love for River Song in Season 7B. He does not trust Clara. He is utterly (wrongly) convinced that he and Clara are playing a grand manipulative game together. “What are you, eh?! A trick? A trap?!!”

So naturally, the last thing he should do in this game is to clue his opponent in on something that could be used to hurt him. Something like River, so painfully near the end of their time together, whose data ghost he can always see, who “it would hurt too much” to acknowledge. He can't let Clara know of the loss which constantly floods his senses; (“You are always here to me. And I always listen, and I can always see you,” he professes, once Clara has vanished into his timestream).

And yet. River fills his every moment (irregardless of any sneaking out for dates with increasingly-young Rivers while Clara is asleep like he did while the Ponds slept, which would explain his absence when the TARDIS is hiding Clara's bedroom). Even though it's not strategic, he can’t help but tell Clara about her. The best defense he can manage is to phrase it as if River isn’t as important to him as she is. Not only is avoiding her first name in his grief; he's also completely avoiding pronouns; which seems extreme given that he's still mentioning her as often as: “Oh yeah, of course he has! Professor Song! Sorry, it's just I never realized you were a woman.”

Leave out the emotion — leave out the details — don't show the cracks in the armor — play the part — win the game.

“Well, there's no point now. We're about to die. JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.”

[omitbs]

[authoricdemon]

Thinking about ghost narratives again. Specifically about ones that are about someone who is the only one who can see the ghost(s). Whether played for laughs or drama, they always have something about what they left unfinished. Whether they never got to complete their life’s mission or never got to make up with someone important. Because death steals away our endings. But then someone who is living can see them and interact with them. And they can help give the ghost(s) and their loved ones some sense of closure.

And I think that’s an important emotional story to tell.

[rawrsatthetree]

Look I know most people just assume the reason that Astarion seems to have more male victims (we don’t even know if this is true) is because “women are more carful”, “men think with their dicks first” “men are bigger and stronger so they do riskier stuff” but the gender stereotypes will only get you so far.

I’m not a woman but I am female and was raised as a girl. Every time I’ve gone out to drink I’ve gotten drugged, every single time. First time sure that’s on them but even I’ll admit it’s cause I’m stupid and not very cautious. After one shot I will drink out of strangers bottles and chug anything handed to me faster than any of my friends can stop me.

I know not many tumblr users go to the club but I can guarantee the majority of women are not as scared of strange men as you think, especially very pretty men with nice voices. If a pretty white haired elf came up to me he could literally say “I’m a vampire do you want to go to the vampire castle I know” and he had me at vampire.

[rosaacicularis]

au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3

[yourqueenb]

I’m sorry, but the writing for the fight with the Thieves Guild was absolutely abysmal. Just another poorly paced battle. Also, Mal and MC just calmly discuss Mal’s value to the team and the world while Wren’s literally fighting for her life? Did they forget that it was only them three? They’re trying to convince us that the Thieves Guild will be formidable allies in the battle against the Ash Empire, but people can literally just stop and have full on conversations while facing them no problem?? As much as this was supposed to be Mal’s book and for all of the emotional weight his issues are supposed to carry, I feel like said issues are being treated so unseriously fr

[foxgloveinspace]

Ahhh. Sleep token gets so much hate cause the fandom is full of women and queers (affectionate I am said queer), I get it now.

[a-sketchy]

akechi’s corpseisms are so enthralling to me

[puckpocketed]

reading the snippets that Red Line Report posted of their draft rankings and grimacing with DEEP secondhand embarrassment . you’re grown and have been out in the world and you’re saying all that about some kids + treating your scouting reports like a personal platform to make unfunny quips? going out there and saying a kid has no brain/heart, blasting them for being soft, whatever the FUCK this comment was:

like. okay!!! and while i have poked fun at the narratives before, it was always with affection and NEVER with the intent to tear down a player’s character/worth. this is weird behaviour from people who want to run a professional operation

[acourtofquestions]

Dont be angry, Finnula said. Be smart.

[rosaacicularis]

grian loves as if it’s something to lose…. scar loves as if it’s something to keep….. they both love as if it’s the last thing they’ll do