#can you tell im tired

[itsdefinitely]

Could I give Ruth and Richie a little kiss on the cheek? Your designs for them are so cute. One for Pete too because I don’t want him to be left out and I love his funky little design.

-🐛

kisses for all!

[neko-naruto]

they are literally fun house mirrors versions of themselves

[chobani-flip]

so was anyone going to tell me that when i see "bucktommy bones" in the tags of posts on my dash, it is NOT the tagger informing me that they believe buck and tommy are boning/going to bone.

but that they are going to go ashes to ashes dust to dust

i see now where i made my mistake. it's the S on the verb. because we should be considering bucktommy a group noun just like government and police when we're talking of them as individuals, and treat it as singular noun when talking of the ship itself

why has my knowledge of english grammar failed me in my hour of need

if i ever tagged a post with this, pls know it was done in foolishness and ignorance. it was simply one expression of shorthand and in-group slang too many. i got lost among all the bits and bobs

let me now reiterate, so that no one shall mistake me on this grave matter:

to the best of this reporter's knowledge, buck and tommy are indeed using their genitals to achieve orgasms in the vicinity of one another.

pundits believe that all indications show their mutual satisfaction as being on an upward trajectory in the long-term.

to say otherwise is to be willfully ignorant of reality

we cannot yet confirm which one has the shorter refractory period, a foreskin, or produces larger amounts of ejaculate.

more news at eleven

[professional-termite]

While you are at it maybe also draw Jedediah being concerned about Octavius chose of foot wear.

horrified....

[morroodle]

Morrotober day 16: time travel (?)

What

[bronyalexkralie]

Timlex handling their injuries after s3.

Alex unable to speak because of the neck stab, which is more devastating to him that the injury itself (he’s still able to get into heated arguments with tim regardless dw).

During their investigation through a lot of time and effort, they learned to understand each other without either of them needing to talk. Almost like a dance. Able to see how the other’s feeling or what the other wants with a single glance.

Tim gently re-doing the bandages around Alex’s neck wound after seeing that Alex was picking at it. “Fucking idiot,” he says under his breath, though still keeping his touch softer than he’s ever done anything without thinking.

The bruises along Tim’s neck are getting fainter, but they’re still there. Still recent enough for him to absentmindedly press against them, still able to feel the memories of all that’s happened.

[shinondraws]

I promised myself that if I can finish my Nuzlocke update quickly I can spend the rest of my homodays playing Baldurs Gays the third

Holidays

I was supposed to write holidays

What the fuck

[pitxroxas]

Breaking News™️ stupid pink gay idol broke into my house and proposed to Mika Kagehira in front of me and he said “ngh” as a response, finalizing their marriage. In my own house.

[finally-got-a-diagnosis]

Black Autistic Culture is knowing your quality of life would greatly improve with a caretaker of some sort but not wanting to be bombarded with complaints from your relatives saying how, "you're too grown to be having someone help you like that."

[gin-juice-tonic]

whys he a lil cute with it though

[honeygrahambitch]

I read *c*nnabis* as cannibalism help

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

If anyone saw me tag that post raff/ash no you didn't

[losercade]

GUYS DO MOT TRUST.MY SPELLINGN WHEN IM TIRED IT WILL BE ALL BAD AND I WONT FIX IT AND YOU WONR TKNOW WHAT IM SAYONGN

[buggoblin2]

hey girl. are you moss cause uh uhhh lik e i like mo ss

[cookiepie111]

Why can't an acceptable smut scene not just be and they had sex it was good 🙄

[iwanttobepersephone]

Random thing but before I joined tumblr and was just watching PM Seymour videos I would see the phrase "not to be ____ on main" and not realize they meant, like, your main blog, but instead think they were talking about like. The main stage. Or something. Idk I remember always thinking it was something about actors, finally going to Broadway type situation, but now that I'm googling it idk if there's any relation at all. Anyways I really thought everyone on Tumblr were just nerdy theater kids without even thinking about it