#can you blame them

[lostlavenderer]

I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Merlin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Elyan: Several traffic violations.

Arthur: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Gwaine: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Lancelot: Also, that's not our car.

[muguhee]

i appreciate how in nearly every lee van cleef film he has a little meow meow

[22plus15]

so random but lucía's "wow" on that story reminded me of ona's comment under this ig post from maya 😭😭😭

[mbrainspaz]

I know we're not supposed to go to the Tractor Supply right now but they're the only place in town that regularly call me 'sir'

[doctorjuvenile]

finished my third run of Book of Hungry Names and while I'm waiting on other games to come out I'll probably end up doing a fourth run

I have another idea for a 'things you should know' post to make and I might even do an analysis of every packmate's taste in music because it's so goshdang good and colours the story and its setting so much

I also noticed there is yet to be a 100% guide on the game and I feel like I've obsessively documented the game enough now to make a passable one to put up on Steam but whooooo knows

[goryh0le]

Not completely out of pocket

Over the years people have all but outright said they want to replace me in my marriage

[tklpilled]

how often do u think various genshin charas gang up on aether to tickle him,,,,,,like he's in mondstadt for some inane bs and suddenly albedo has roped klee and kaeya into an "experiment" that involves giving aether so many raspberries. or zhongli sees how stressed aether has been lately so he mentions it to chef mao who mentions it to xiangling, who gets all the liyue teens into a tickle fight that they drag aether into

- Z

aether breathes and everyone's like "ok cool!! i need to wreck you within an inch of your life"

[witherfide]

i guess Dizzy could technically meet og Moon given the circumstances of the au

i don’t think that would go well

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

please send HELP

currently writing ch 3 for joel x therapist! reader and I'm on my 3rd paragraph of reader thirsting over joel after their intial meeting and I can't seem to move on

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[tiphyrow]

they would

[calciumyum]

Eurylochus they can never make me hate you

[zira-draws]

COMPOSURE [impossible: failure] - ummmm.. uh.. she um...is she? huh??? what????

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Conceal, don't feel, don't let it show.

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[theothervonkarmagirl]

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Basically the hcs I have for demons boil down to one thing:

New and desperate demons will just eat anything that moves. They don't give a flying fuck. They are the honey badgers of the demon world. They will boss up to anything. Older demons look back on this phase and cringe.