#can u tell that i loved this goddamn movie

[spidercoris]

hello!!

Ok saw you’re a fan of Aidlyn, and I was wondering if you have any silly/cute headcanons about them?

I hope you’re having a good day!

just looked though my notes app and all of them are so goddamn cringe cause i made them a couple years ago so im gonna put here what is tolerable

- aiden always uses the sidewalk rule even when they’re not really at a side walk. if they fell asleep next to each other he’d always make sure she’s on the side where the wall is further away from the door so if anything comes in he can protect her first. she has no clue why he does this tho

- pretty obvious already and basically canon but aiden is clingy as hell and has to have her in his visual or physical proximity at all times.

- always makes sure she’s walking in front of him so he can, again, see her at all times

- ashlyn’s also extremely protective and showed it a lot more after the ceiling incident.

- whenever she sees an unsturdy ceiling she always has the urge to physically move his body slightly away from it. like he could be standing and suddenly feel arms slowly shoving him in a different direction and he’s just like ???

- aiden would sneak in through her window to hang out with her even though she’s like “yknow you could use the door right” even tho aiden just likes the thrill of climbing up a tree everyday

- aiden’s an absolute food menace and will always stare at ashlyn while she’s eating. it’s like she can HEAR the “are u gonna finish that” pouring out of his glare. she has fast metabolism but also gets full really quickly so he’s always taking her leftovers

- when they first started dating aiden was extremely afraid to touch her in any way in case it made her uncomfortable. like it got to a point where even she was getting annoyed

“can i hold your h-”

“YES YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

after that he adjusted and became touchy again. she made it clear that if she ever was uncomfortable she’d be vocal about it, so he doesn’t have to be afraid of not being aware that he’s annoying her

- aiden isn’t embarrassed about the topic of periods at all. and he could always tell when it hits her cause she shows a very specific set of symptoms before she starts keeling over from cramps. he would go to the store and buys pads immediately if asked to

- aiden LOVESSSS her freckles. at some point (with her permission) he took a pen and started tracing them to look like little constellations. should he be using ink on her face? no. does she care? ehhhh not really he doesn’t do it a lot anyways. he would also count her freckles if he’s bored. obviously it’s never really accurate cause he loses count a lot but it still entertains him

- ashlyn refuses to tell aiden what she wants for her birthday. she knows damn well he’s gonna buy some version of it that’s 20x more expensive than it should be just cause he CAN. she literally asked for ballet shoes and was like “there’s no way he can make this expensive right” and then he pulls up with a pair with her name somehow stitched in pure gold. now ballerinas usually break in their shoes to make them more fit to wear but she didn’t dareeee touch them. they’re gonna rot in her closet for years.

- during the spring if they were to take walks together they would pick some flowers and put them in each others hair

- aiden spent a lot of his childhood watching movies and tv shows when there was nothing else to do. along with those a lot of them were romance. now he doesn’t know shit about dating or love so he would always refer back to the knowledge he obtained from those movies as a child. this why he does cliche things for her like dramatically putting his sweater around her when she’s cold, holding her stuff for her when she doesn’t ask him to, etc. the poor guy doesn’t know what to do with himself

- aiden bought this crazy large sweater that’s as big as a blanket. ashlyn would be like “im cold” and he’d be like “bet” then proceeds to whip out a comically large sweatshirt and put it around both of them.

- ashlyn does that thing where she pulls his ear and drags him away if he does something stupid

that’s all i could think of right now :) thanks for the ask!

[nainawithspecs]

“Tu kya hai, yaar?”

“Jo bhi hoon Tera hi hoon, yaar.”

[evelynpr]

FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.

Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.

I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).

NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA

YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH

(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)

THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.

They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.

[boom-butterflyeffect]

If you don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Josh or Matt

check out my masterlist for the Matt one! unfortunately it might be a little underwhelming, i haven't looked into his character as much as the others, and i'm only now getting back into writing so my writing is pretty minimal rn, but anyways!

Josh Washington NSFW Alphabet

im honestly so excited for this one, josh is fine as fuck, and in my mind, he's arguably the kinkiest out of them all

A - Aftercare

Josh would get you all cleaned up, kissing you all over while he does so.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

He loves your lips. Just mesmerised by how pretty they are. His favourite part of himself would probably be his dick, I can't lie

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Messy! gets off to the sight of you with his cum either ON you or dripping out of you.

D - Dirty secret

Has SO MANY ideas for things you two could do. Wouldn't surprise me if he has them written down somewhere.

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

He's got a decent amount of experience, as well as a lot of ideas from the porn he watches.

F - Favorite position

Tbh I feel like Josh would love fucking you from behind while you're on your hands and knees, and he's got his hands on your hips.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

Can switch back and forth between silly and serious so fast, and you can never quite tell if his seriousness is playful or not.

H - Hair

He keeps it tidy

I - Intimacy

He loves to get up close and personal, whispering in your ear and touching you all over.

J - Jack off

Honestly, a lot. He's got a lot of pent up energy.

K - Kink

I think Josh could potentially enjoy roleplay and costumes, considering how much he seemed to enjoy his whole Psycho act, and with all the movie equipment he has in the basement, I feel like he'd def be into some of the more kinky stuff.

L - Location

Every. Single. Goddamn. Room. In that lodge.

M - Motivation

Literally just seeing you.

N - No (Hard limits)

Anything that goes beyond your basic sadistic stuff, like nothing that would cause bleeding or permanent damage.

O - Oral

Loves both giving and receiving, loves making you squirm with just his tongue, does wonders for his ego seeing you become a mess, and would def be the type to grab you by the hair when receiving and guide your head.

P - Pace

Much like the seriousness, it can switch back and forth really fast. He always keeps you on your toes.

Q - Quickie

Yes. Quick fuck in a college bathroom before class? 100% he's down.

R - Risk

He's all for experimenting and trying out new things, and can enjoy things on the more daring side.

S - Stamina

He's got a LOT of energy, and gets really riled up once he's started.

T - Toys

I could definitely see Josh using toys on you, all sorts of borderline sadistic shit.

U - Unfair

Oh 100% he will degrade and praise you at the same time and leave you confused and whining.

V - Volume

Loud. Very chatty too, and talks you through everything, with all sorts of praise and degradation and teasing and all sorts.

W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

I could imagine for Halloween he'd dress up as a masked killer from your favourite slasher movie and "hunt you down", he enjoys the thrill of the chase.

X - X-ray (Size)

7 inches (I think I'm just saying the same for all of them tbh idk)

Y - Yearning

Oh he is eager ALL the time, he's the most dirty minded guy in the group, no competition

Z - Zzz

I don't think he'd sleep for a while afterwards tbh, still too high on the adrenaline rush.

Bro it's crazy how much easier this one was than the others, I do really just imagine Josh to be a horny fucker

thank you for the request! Feel free to request other stuff too!

[shannonsketches]

Can I just yap to you for a tiny bit how much I love that small, beautiful moment of wordless communication between Bulma and Vegeta in Super Broly movie, when they talk to Trunks on the phone? It's SO perfectly parents-coded. And it's right after Vegeta nags her about weak security in her lab, which indicates he 1. hangs out in there a lot with her, and 2. is worried about her safety when he's not there to protect her. And lets just say that red leather couch that's sitting there has seen a lot of use, lol. 10/10

God I fucking love the Super Broly movie. Not just because it is an excellent animated film even outside of being a Dragon Ball fan, but also because as a fan it's just so focused on the characters and their relationships with themselves and each other, even during the fights!!

And also because I'm a lifelong Vegebul, yes, goddammit, all of that. Thank you for the excuse to spam small detail choices I love.

The board artist, animator, and director made the decision to have Bulma look down at Bulla when Whis posed this question to Vegeta. She knows he was about to go on sabbatical to be with his family before Goku brought Frieza back! She knows why he needs to be stronger!

Look at how cute this boy is. Baby boy. Baby. Happy to talk to mom even when it's not good news. He is so loved and so safe in his house.

Vegeta pausing his berating of the guy who brought Frieza back to life to see what Bulma's call is about.

You know this is a conversation they have every single time he leaves the planet because she's so used to having a super-powered apex predator sleeping next to her she keeps assuming everything will be fine until he gets back, and if that ain't a look that says "Boy do not start with me,"-

The "they were wearing armor like papa's" reaction kills me

Goku being the perfect vehicle for exposition because he's super forgetful about details, and has to have things explained to him, and letting the characters be a part of that reality is always my favorite choice:

Bulma: did u not sense these dudes, mr know-it-all? Vegeta: don't look at me, he's the one who brought Freeza back Bulma and Vegeta: why does he look conf-- oh for fucks sake he doesn't even know what's happening

but without any dialogue at all skldjalks Outstanding

and Bulma collecting herself to not misdirect her frustration at her child,,,I love them

Vegeta being right behind Goku but waiting for Bulma go first, and not just exiting on the same side Whis did to get boots on the ground faster... Great choice for the composition and also to tell you about the character's relationship!!

Stopping next to her instead of trying to get out ahead of Goku, but also--

Not being so overly protective that he can't allow old friends to play.

He moves away from her to engage the enemy and doesn't get near her again until Goku has the floor...and then my favorite bit that I got to point out to a friend who watched this and asks how Bulma survived the ice breaking,

Her hubband,,

He love him wife. Even if she's crazy. Especially 'cause she's crazy.

See... Toei's DBS mistake was painting Bulma as a nag when you know good and goddamn well it's Vegeta "Babysitting Grown Men My Whole Career" IV.

I just know he's the one, "Don't stand that close to the edge." "Don't leave all these wires laying the floor one of you is going to trip." "Pick up your clothes I just cleaned in here." "I don't care if it's the goddamn cat the next one to stuff this kitchen towel into the oven handle instead of folding it over like you found it is going to 1v1 me in the gravity room"

Bonus: My absolute favorite cap from the sub

Fascinating, my love, do go on.

[rafeysbambi]

bambi

part ii

summary:

kind, sweet and the definition of innocent, obsessed with pink, bows and all animals but especially deers. y/n has barely held a boys hand let alone been kissed until rafe cameron lays eyes on her

a/n:

SCREAMING anyway hey hi hey 😏 watched gnomeo and juliet today dunno if u can tell

for the next couple of days rafe plagued your mind, you’d find yourself staring at his instagram profile late at night before you fell asleep. after going back and forth a couple of times and liking eachothers photos, rafe eventually sent you a message on a sunday afternoon.

rafecameron: hey princess what’re you up to?

you stared at the message for a while, cheeks flushed and thumbs hovering over your keyboard trying to figure out what to say.

bambiyn: hii i’m just watching a movie in bed right now

bambiyn: wbu?

rafe responded almost instantly, making you pause the movie you were watching and focus solely on the boy on your screen.

rafecameron: i’m just at the dock with kelce and topper, what movie is it?

bambiyn: gnomeo and juliet

you don’t know why all of a sudden you felt so goddamn nervous. would he think you were a loser for watching that movie? were you responding too fast? too dry? you’d never done this before and your head was racing.

rafecameron: cute. is that one of your favourites then?

bambiyn: i love disney movies, my favourite movie tho is easily bambi

rafecameron: makes sense, y’know i’ve never actually seen that one

bambiyn: WHAT????

bambiyn: you haven’t seen BAMBI?

rafecameron: nah i don’t reckon i have

rafecameron: maybe we should watch it together

you couldn’t contain the giddy feeling you were experiencing, kicking your feet in the air while you cuddled a plushie as you read his message over and over.

bambiyn: maybeeeee we should

rafecameron: can’t wait princess

rafecameron: wish we could be watching it right now, topper and kelce are driving me crazy

bambiyn: awh well we couldn’t be watching it right now anyway, i’m already watching gnomeo and juliet rememberr

rafecameron: i remember, i’m picturing how cute you’d look in your pink pyjamas all cozied up on your bed right now

bambiyn: how do you know they’re pink huh?

rafecameron: what? you gonna prove me wrong princess?

you stared at the message for a minute or two before you started posing and taking pictures of your soft pyjamas which were in fact pink. you took a multitude of photos before finally settling on one you thought was the cutest. rafe on the other hand couldn’t help but smirk at how long this was taking you, it was as if he could see you stressing in your room trying to take the perfect picture just for him.

bambiyn:

after that photo, rafe’s smirk dropped. gorgeous didn’t even begin to describe it. he wanted to save it to his phone, hell he was just about ready to make it his lockscreen. it was then that topper nudged him asking what he was smiling about, that brought him back to reality.

rafecameron: very cute angel but those pyjamas do in fact look pink

bambiyn: oh are they? i hardly noticed rafe

rafecameron: they most definitely are so looks like you didn’t prove me wrong after all

rafecameron: i think you know what that means princess

bambiyn: i haven’t got a clue, what does it mean?

rafecameron: you owe me a date darlin

[er-osion]

Star-Studded Problems

pairing:  famous actor!Nikolai Lantsov x gn!Reader

summary:  Nikolai Lantsov is a famous actor and your boyfriend, but that means being apart from each other while he’s working is especially difficult

word count:  3.3k

warnings:  hurt/comfort

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For the fifth time today you reload Instagram’s homepage to see if there are any new photos of Nikolai on your feed.  While you both hate the paparazzi, when he’s away you can’t help but feel the slightest bit grateful for them because they allow you to see your boyfriend more than you usually would considering the distance between the two of you.

It’s been hard lately.  Nikolai has been gone for a little over a year now and all the two of you have are sporadic facetimes and texts.  You’re both so busy and now that you’re in different time zones, talking for long periods of time has become almost impossible.  You miss him to the point of injury.  Waking up alone in your apartment every morning is the worst way to start your day.  You miss his voice, his smell, his touch, his everything.  Your life feels so empty when he’s not around.  You know it’s his job and you know what you were signing up for when the two of you got together three years ago, but that doesn’t make it any less painful every time he has to leave to film a new movie.

While doom scrolling in your bed that’s too empty you come across yet another edit of Nikolai.  You smirk and rewatch it a few times.  How could you not?  He’s the finest man you know and he’s your boyfriend, you’re allowed to watch edits of him.  Then you mistakenly open the comments out of habit and the happy smirk on your face twists into a frown.  Everyone is praising him and declaring their undying love and attraction for him and your stomach gathers up into knots.  Usually you don’t care about comments like these, in fact, they usually flatter you because you know how wanted Nikolai is and you’re the only one in the world who knows him as your partner not just a celebrity crush.  But on days when the weight of missing him crushes your chest, seeing other people fawn over the man you don’t even get to see makes you hysterically jealous.

It’s not fair.  You miss him so goddamn much and everyone else just gets to enjoy looking at him without enduring the pain of missing him.  You immediately exit the app and open your messages, hurriedly typing one out to Nikolai.

You:  hey, idk if u saw my other messages, hope ur day has been good. miss u lots, text or call me when u can

You press send and see the blue bubble float up underneath the other three you sent earlier in the day that have yet to be seen.  Feeling trapped because of the lack of response, you shove your phone into the covers and put on one of your comfort tv shows to try and distract you.  You don’t get any notifications until a couple of hours later.  Looking at the notification, your heart picks up in anticipation when you see the contact name.

Nik❤️:  hey honey, sorry i didn’t respond earlier, super busy.

  my day was good, miss u so much tho so it was only mediocre 

  omw back to my room rn, i’ll call u when i get there

The smallest sad smile appears on your face at his promise to call you.  Instead of returning your focus to the show, you count the minutes until his face pops up on your screen to alert you to an incoming call.  You immediately pick up and almost let out a cry of relief as the sound of his voice floods your ear.

“Heyyy, how’s my favorite person ever?”  He asked sweetly, but you could hear the exhaustion in his voice.

“Terrible.”  You say dramatically, indulging in the little laugh you pull from him with your joking tone.

“Oh no, we can’t have that.”  You can practically see him shaking his head pitifully, “Tell me what’s wrong, baby.”

“I’m in too much pain, Nik.  Miss you too much.”

“Aw, lovey, you know I’m hurting just as much as you.  What can I do to help?”

“You could come home.”  You meant it as a joke, knowing he can’t just get up and leave work, but the joke falls flat and the line goes quiet for a second.

“You know I can’t.”  This time, when Nikolai speaks it’s without playfulness or cheer, instead it’s depressed and so so tired.  It hurts your heart to hear him like this, “You know that all I want is to be home with you right now.  But the movie is almost done shooting, I’ll be home soon.  We just gotta hold off a little longer.”

Out of nowhere, anger bubbles up within you.  What’s this ‘we’ he’s talking about?  He gets to spend his time apart from you with hundreds of people who absolutely adore him and fawn over him.  He gets to work in fun places with fun people while you have to work the same job everyday with those couple of shit coworkers and no one whose job it is to specifically fawn over you.  He gets to live in luxury with people he can share unnumbered laughs with, while you have to sit in the apartment the two of you decorated together and live off of the cold memories of his presence.  He talks of missing you just as much as you miss him, but how could he?  Everytime you see one of those paparazzi pictures or Insta posts from his costars, you can see him having the time of his life.  Without you.

You can’t help the petty response that blurts out of you, “Yeah right, ‘we’.”  You mutter with a scoff.

“Excuse me?”  He questions over the line.  “What does that mean?”  His tone isn’t rude but you can tell you caught him off guard with your sudden change in attitude.

“Nothing.”  You mutter under your breath, hoping he’ll drop it because you don’t feel like diving into the whirlpool that is your current emotional state.

“No no, don’t do that.  Tell me what’s wrong, what’s going on?”

“Nothing Nikolai, I’m sorry let’s just drop it, I’m just tired.”

“I think you’re lying to me.”  He pushes.

“I said, let’s drop it.”  Your tone is getting more and more clipped.

“Look, I’m sorry that I didn’t respond to you earlier, I really was busy, I would’ve answered if I could’ve, you know that.”  He says with a sigh and you want to pull your hair out over the fact he thinks that’s what’s bothering you.

“I’m not upset about that so don’t worry about it.”  You tell him shortly.

“But you’re clearly upset about something, so what is it?”

“Nothing!  Fuck, I just—”  You’re interrupted by Nikolai’s stuttering voice as he fumbles a few curses and apologizes.  You ask him what happened.

“Sorry sorry, Alina was trying to call me and I was trying to decline it without hanging up on you.”  He answered hurriedly.

Your heart drops and your stomach feels sick.  Alina is one of his co stars, one of the prettier ones at that. It’s not that you don’t like her, in fact, you think she’s really nice.  But god she’s gorgeous and she gets to be around Nikolai all the time and now they’re calling each other late at night?  When did that become a thing?

“It’s probably urgent you should just answer her, we’ll talk later or something.”  Your voice starts out biting but ends up dropping into a saddened tone.

“What?  No, if it was an emergency she’d be spamming me.  I want to talk to you right now.  Why are you being so weird today?”  You can hear the confusion and distress in Nikolai’s voice. 

“I’m not being weird, fuck.  Sorry if me being tired or not in a great mood is upsetting to you or not what you want to deal with.”

“Sweetheart, I’m not upset at you, I just want you to talk to me.  I know you.  I know when something’s up, and I can tell there’s something bothering you more than you’re letting on.  So please, just talk to me.”

You don’t respond immediately.  You’re trying to choke down a sob as all the emotions you’ve kept bottled up these past few weeks threaten to spill over.  You know you’re probably overreacting right now, but you can’t help but feel like everything is an attack on your sanity and stability.  Sometimes all you need is a little push and everything becomes too much to handle.  Maybe you’ve been shoving things down too much lately, and now you’re paying the price.  “I don’t know if I can do this anymore, Nik.”  Your whisper breaks painfully as you speak.

There’s a long pause, as if Nikolai stopped breathing on the other side before you hear his voice come out uncharacteristically quiet and shaky, “What?”  there’s another pause, “What do you mean?”

“I mean, I can’t handle this anymore.  This distance, the uncertainty, the longing, the jealousy.  I just can’t take it anymore.”  The words come tumbling out of your mouth and each realization is a punch to the stomach.

“Baby, no no don’t say that.”  Nikolai’s voice is cracking through the speaker on your phone, “C’mon, what do you have to be uncertain about?  Do you not know how much I love you?”

God, Nikolai sounds absolutely heartbroken and it tears your heart to shreds, “No, Kolya, I know how much you love me.  But I just– I can barely put it into words– I’m just tired.  So goddamn tired, Nikolai, this is just too much.”

“No, no.  Not fair.”  Suddenly his voice takes on a more desperate tone.  It’s edged but you can hear the desperation behind it, “You said you were okay to make this work.  You said we’d get through anything.  We agreed on forever.  You can’t– you can’t just end it all now.”

“Excuse me?  You can’t force me to stay, you don’t control me like that, don’t make decisions for me.”

“No, fuck, that’s not what I mean, malyska please.”  You hear Nikolai let out a sound somewhere between a whine and a groan and you can practically see him raking his hand through his blonde tresses in distress.  “I don’t mean I’m forcing you to stay, y’know I’d never force you to do anything.  But fuck, I don’t want you to just give up on us like that.”

“I don’t want to give up, but I’m just out of stamina.  I can’t keep living like this.  Do you know how much it hurts when you’re away?  You get to be out there, living your dream, seeing places and people you’ve never seen before, getting doted on by innumerable amounts of people who love and adore you, constantly surrounded by friends.  But me?  I get to wake up and go to sleep everyday in a bed we picked out together for two.  I have to go to a job where people don’t always respect me, I don’t get to see all these amazing sights, and worst of all; no matter where I go I’m force fed reminders of the fact the one person I need the most isn’t here, the fact that the love of my life is far away from me and everyone in the world gets to enjoy him through whatever media they want but not me, because nothing will ever make me happier than when you’re around and you’re never around anymore.”  By the end of your speech you’re sobbing.  The weight of missing him and the constant reminders of his absence have slowly chipped away at your will and now the floodgates have burst.  You’re so focused on all your aching and tears that you barely notice how long Nikolai is silent on the other end, processing everything you just said.

“Darling, fuck.”  Nikolai’s throat is so constricted he can barely get his words out.  His mind is running a mile a minute and tears are burning his cheeks and his heart hurts so fucking much and he’s freaking out because you genuinely sound ready to end the relationship and he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do without you, “I don’t– I don’t even no where to start.  First of all, you think I’m not suffering too?  Just because I’m living the ‘high life’ you seem to think I’m living doesn’t mean I’m not hurting just as much as you are.  I have to go to sleep and wake up everyday in a hotel room that couldn’t be any colder.  There’s nothing personal to me anywhere I go.  Everywhere is just a harsh reminder of the fact that I’m so far away from home.  I see all these things and all these people and the only person I ever want to share that with is you.  I can’t even begin to tell you the amount of times I’ve turned my head to whisper something to you and you weren’t there, because of course you weren’t, you’re thousands of miles away.  But I do it every time and it hurts everytime because my heart always tells me you’re meant to be at my side so my brain just assumes you’re there.  I see all my fans and I get so annoyed because they act like you don’t exist, but you’re the only person I want to hear fawning over me because you’re the only person I trust and love to do so.  I’m always reaching out to you when I roll over in my sleep and everytime my arm is met with nothing but air I fucking cry because the only thing I truly need is to be near you.  I hate that I’m missing so much of your day.  I hate that I can’t look you in the eyes while you talk to me and I can’t hug you or cuddle up next to you at the end of the day.  Milaya, I love you so fucking much it hurts, and you’re fucking killing me right now with this talk of leaving us.”

You can hear him sniffling over the phone and you’re gasping for breath and trying to calm down enough to respond, “Nik, I’m sorry I’m so sorry.  I don’t want to do this, I don’t want to hurt you.  I just don’t think I can take it anymore.  It’s too much.  I just— I can’t…”  You keep repeating yourself because you have no idea what else to say.  How do you convey the indescribable anguish and isolation you feel at his absence?

“I know I know, baby.  I’m here, please just stay with me for a bit longer, please.”  Nikolai feels as if he could just stretch his arm out and reach you but the impossibility of that movement is kicking him while he’s down.  “The shooting is going to be over so soon.  And then I’ll be home.  I’ll be home soon and then we can take as much time as we need.  But please, my love, please I’m begging you, just hold on for a bit longer.  I love you so fucking much and I need you to just stay for a little more and then we’ll figure everything out, I promise.  Please, angel, promise me you’ll wait just a bit more before calling it quits, please.”

“Okay, Nik, I promise.  I promise, I’ll keep going a bit longer, for us.  I know it’s not really your fault, I know that, and I love you.  I love you to the moon and back, Nikolai Lantsov.”

“I love you too, darling.  I’ve gotta go, but I’ll text you as soon as I get the chance.”  You can tell by the sound of his voice that he’s scared to end the phone call but you assure him everything’s going to be alright and he eventually hangs up.

After the call ends you pretty much pass out, being completely and utterly drained after that emotional rollercoaster.  It was some of the deepest sleep you’ve had in months but you can feel the annoying crust of dry tears when you wake up.

It’s a late Saturday afternoon.  The sun beams gently into your apartment, the air is still and warm but it lacks something.  You’re sitting on the couch watching TV with a cup of tea cradled in your hands when the sound of a key jiggling in the door startles you.  You spring up from your spot on the couch just in time to see someone step through the door.  He has a duffle bag slung over his broad shoulders and one of his ringed hands is gripping a rolling suitcase.  He’s casually dressed in grey sweatpants and a light blue compression t-shirt.  He moves to pull the headphones from around his neck, they catch on his necklace before he hooks them around his bag.  His blond waves have that signature airplane messiness and his hazel eyes have dark circles beneath them.  But god, when he sees you, his whole face lights up brighter than the sun.  Within seconds you’ve jumped into his arms and Nikolai is crushing you against his chest in the tightest and most comforting hug you’ve ever felt.  He smells like expensive cologne, pine, and sea salt and you inhale him like a starved man in front of a feast.  His hands roam everywhere, needing to feel all of you in his hold to cement the fact that you’re finally here with him.  You’re both shaking with joy and relief and stay holding each other for minutes on end.  Just you and him clutching onto each other in the foyer, like you both fear the other will disintegrate if you let go.

“Saints, I missed you so fucking much.”  His whisper trembles as he nuzzles his face into your neck to press desperate kisses onto your skin.

“I missed you too, Kolya, I missed you too much to put into words.”  Your own voice was just as choked.  After a few more minutes of just holding one another, Nikolai finally rights himself and puts a few inches of distance between the two of you.

“Be honest with me, are you still thinking about breaking up?”  Nikolai does everything in his power not to look as scared as he is but you can see the fear in his eyes.

You reach a hand up to cradle his cheek, drawing small circles on his cheekbone with your thumb.  Nikolai instinctively leans into your hand.  “No, not really, not seriously.  I wanted out of the pain more than anything, not the relationship.  I was just at my wit’s end with miss you, I couldn’t tolerate the hurt anymore and I irrationally thought breaking up would put an end to it.”  You explained, having had time over the months between the phone call and now to be able to reflect on your little break down.

“So you don’t want to break up?”  Nikolai asked and your heart broke a little bit at his hesitant tone.

“No, I don’t want to break up.  I want to spend every minute of every day with you.”  You reassured him with a smile.

“Good, at least we’re on the same page about that.”  Nikolai mirrors your grin and you feel butterflies erupt in your stomach at the small sign that Nikolai is feeling more himself now that the fear of a break up is gone.  “So what do you want to do?  Now that I’m home.”  He asked with a smirk and a kiss on your cheek.

“We can resume our show, there’s a lot of episodes to catch up on since you’ve been gone.”  You suggested happily. 

“Sounds perfect.”  Nikolai said, kissing your other cheek.  You thread your fingers with his and led him to the couch where you both settled under the blanket and glued yourselves together.  You didn’t know where you ended and he began and you wouldn’t have had it any other way.

You turn your head to take a long look at the beautiful man beside you and then press a few kisses up from the base of his neck to his jaw, “I’m glad you’re home, Kolya.”

“I am too.”  He says earnestly, placing a tender kiss on your temple.

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Malyshka — baby

Milaya — sweetheart, pretty

[lilmissasap]

ur not latino bruh ur black, fck u putting spanish in yo writing fo...miles aint even speak good spanish in the movies w his hey qué tal tío head ahh i swear this fandom is fckn delusional and makes puerto ricans look bad. stop fetishing la cultura boricua and tell these white mfing writers to stop using the goddamn n word

ur rly fucking cute. u wanna take ur pussy ass off anon so we can talk? if not we can kiss if you wanna since i clearly got ur ass all hot n bothered. now normally i wouldn't entertain bullshit, but im feeling generous tonight. so since u obviously didn't thoroughly read what i wrote, ima put it in layman's terms for ur fucking illiterate ass. first of all, it's 'for'. u not all rough n tough cus you confidently left out a letter of the alphabet. u wanna be a bitch on anon in MY inbox? use proper grammar. second of all, it's fuck no 'fck'. u wanna talk about it be about it, grow a god damn pair and cuss me out with ur chest. third of all, u failed fucking geography. where the fuck is haiti?? i'll wait.

that's latin america you fucking genius. because haiti is in latin america i can claim those fucking roots whenever and however i damn please. ain't nobody fetishizing around here. i put spanish in my writing cus i speak spanish.

where the fuck did you find any sort of sexual connotation in my writing? the fact that i am perfectly fine with my characters speaking spanish and being of taíno/afro- latin american descent, because that's what I AM and i enjoy writing characters like myself? ur really cute, but maybe it's time you learned how to self regulate 🥰🧚🏽‍♀️

so class what did we learn?

1. i yell back.

2. where haiti is geographically speaking

3. the dictionary definition of fetish

4. i will descend into the seventh circle of hell and personally shake hands with satan to drag ur ass to hell and back. do not play wimme.

5. i had time today

6. if u wanna talk about it, be about it.

that's all, i love uuuuuuu allll

edit: bonus: 7. i am not the one. today, tomorrow, or them days after that. done fucked with the wrong bitch.

[demisexual-in-distress]

Any *SHNIFFFFF* helluva and/or hazbin headcanons??? o-o

*AHEHEHEHEM* I CAN RANT YES UR SUMMONING MY INNER NERD (LONG) (SORRY THIS HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY ASK BOX IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A WHILE NOW)

pls dont flop i spent way too many hours on this lol only doing 6 (six) from the main casts!!! And, sadly, no, Fizzarolli is not included, though I do love him dearly.

Helluva Headcanons:

Blitz:

frickin loves spirit

(saw this somewhere else not sure where) huge-ass horns scratch up his couch, hence the shitty tears

Makes sure to cherish Loona as much as possible on her bday bc of trauma from his childhood

Wants to be the parent possible to her also due to trauma (daddy issues :\)

Insecure about his scars :(

Lost Verosika because he adopted Loona in a last-ditch effort to save their relationship, but refused to get rid of her when V wasn't a fan

Eats anything and everything Brandon Rogers does (canon??) (such as cheese and hotsauce)

Told Barbie about his crush on Fizz before trying to tell Fizz himself

never grew out of bands he liked as a teen

Undiagnosed learning disabilites (dyslexia? he tries his best)

Poor education

(TW, S.A.) Stolas:

WATCHES EVERY TELENOVELA IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

Also enjoys musicals and constantly sings soundtracks while alone (projecting a bit)

Genuinely wants Via and Loona to hang out; wants some sort of father-daughter bond? with Loona, but isn't sure how to approach her

was verbally, physically, and sexually abused by Stella in their "relationship"

GREY'S ANATOMY

I think we all know this by now... Eyeliner.

Black sheep (canon?)

plays some sort of classical instrument idk (piano?)

PAINTS (happy little trees)

Big fan of Cruel Prince series yk

Big fan of fantasy in general

Nerds abt astronomy to Via

Adelle. No other words.

Wattpad user u can't convince me otherwise

Definitely neurodivergent

Millie:

Dyed Sallie Mae's hair when she transitioned, was a makeshift hairdresser for a little while (till Sal figured out how to do it herself)

Had a lot of pets as a child

Tries to stay in contact with all her siblings. Emphasis on tries.

Used to get homesick A LOT

Homeschooled

Ik it's a common one now, but babysat Loona while Blitz was in prison, leading to her and Moxxie meeting

THIS GURL CAN HANDLE HER DAMN DRINKS ‼️

Best homemade recipes by far

Has and will not hesitate to eat a bug once more

Very organized

Moxxie:

Likes to write

MUSICALS (canon) he loves phantom, les mis, and a gentleman's guide to love and murder (ahahhaem Bryce pinkham)

Has many hyperfixations! AUDHD

Loves kids, but gets overstimulated/overwhelmed when taking care of them

In severe need of validation due to trauma

Cat person

Out on a limb here but likes pottery

Bouncy leg stim yk

Panic! At the Disco led to his bi realization

Violinist just trust me

Loves mice for some odd reason

Gullible? Is that canon?

Can sketch pretty good!

Overwhelmed by loud noises and crowded spaces

Loona:

ACE SPECTRUM!!!!

Watches movies with blitz late at night as a tradition

Taught Blitz makeup tips for when he does his weird drag human disguise thing

follows 666 News on the hotel's strange journey

percussionistcore idk how else to say that

Knows EXACTLY how to deal with a hangover (ty blitz)

Social anxiety (might break this down in a seperate post cuz im in a ranty mood)

Has seen the show daria (or at least the hell version) (yall better kno wut im talking about)

Tries not to spend too much / is gentle with Blitz's bank account

Octavia:

Deep down, a sanrio girl is born

Nightcore bitches u already know

Very polarized when it comes to her relationship with stolas (canon?)

Has attempted to bring Stolas into her world - definitely shares her special interests with him, he tries his best to support

Plays at least ONE classical instrument bc she wanted to make Stolas proud :,) (never said she was good at it)

Very sheltered when it comes to Stolas and Stella's actual relationship toward each other

avid collector of taxidermy and other creepy things

She definitely knows those OG goth dances

Photography!!

Dr Martens do i have to say more

Hazbin Headcanons:

TW for Angel Dust and Niffty's (of all people), S.A. mentions.

Charlie:

YA sapphic romances!!!

Webtoon freak

Pinterest whore

Listens to Katy Perry + Hayley Kiyoko

Sanrio again!! Aggretsuko or Chococat r her favs

Can genuinely help people through tough times

Autism spectrum? a little out on a limb here, but she seems to have a hard time breaking down the psychology of sinning/sinners

Paints Vaggie's nails all the time

Vaggie was so her bi awakening; Seviathan and Vaggie were her only two relationships

CATS!!

LOVES Pixy Stix yk they're just straight up sugar

has a diary lol

ADHD

Vaggie:

feels so indebted to Charlie because of how much she took care of her after Falling

girl in red kind of sapphic

Struggles with self-worth

Definitely best exorcist girl on Adam's team

Lute was searching for a reason to get rid of her

brushes Charlie's hair idk

Candles. I don't know why

OPENS/CLOSES DOORS WITH THOSE HUGE ASS HIPS IDK ITS JUST RIGHT TO ME

Doesn't have the heart to tell Charlie when she's not fully correct on something

Origami

Wakes up at ungodly hours due to nightmares and anxiety, lock checks the hotel ALL THE TIME

honestly, tumblr user, silent reblogs

Alastor (sorry, most deal with his time alive):

Genuinely beginning to care for the hotel-- it scares him.

DADDY ISSUES + MOMMY ISSUES HE'S COLLECTED THEM ALL!!!!

Follow up: traumatic childhood

Mauled by dogs (is this still canon? Was this ever canon? DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT???)

Knows the basics of technology, refuses to acknowledge it

Constantly playing jazz music from his radio in his room

Has a very vivid memory of his past, will not let himself forget it

Needs fucking glasses but that monocle don't do shit

Tea > coffee

Was convinced his asexuality was a flaw after being told so

Held onto Mimzy for the sake of nostalgia and memories of time alive

Insomniac

Nerd for jazz

Spoke some French as a child, though he isn't fluent

Husk's and Angel's get a bit detailed... I'm a slut for characters with such a vast possibility of headcanons

Husk (yeah I realize this won't make as much sense if you don't know all of his lore because of my obsession with him, I'll clarify what's already canon):

BLEEDS INTO ALASTOR, ALSO STRANGELY DETAILED: While alive, Husk played the saxophone professionally (canon). In his afterlife, as an overlord, he had one and continued to play bc us musicians r weird fucks who love to torture ourselves. Alastor knew he could play, and, being a jazz lover, LOVES that aspect of Husk. Just about the only thing he likes about him. Now, at the hotel, while he no longer plays, Alastor still brought his saxophone, which rots in Husk's closet.

Niffty's in his room ALL THE FUCKING TIME, it can't possibly get dirty

Doesn't make a mess to begin with--- husk hasn't personalized his room at all since he arrived, he doesn't know when Alastor will pull him out

Is used to that kind of travel anyways, since he did so much when he was alive (canon!!)

Never was that close to his parents-- they were busy with the (canon->) casino

Is (surprisingly) educated on LGBTQIA+ terms, labels, and knows about the most important landmark events in the community's history, he just prefers not to use labels for himself

Close to Niffty, has had conversations with her in Japanese (canonically speaks it) to prevent Alastor from understanding

Always wanted kids, knew he didn't have a stable enough life to have them and didn't want them to have a repeat of his own parents' absence in his childhood

MIXED RACE!! A bit of everything, I'd like to say

Had glasses when he was alive, where the fuck did they go in the afterlife

ACE SPECTRUM (previous post)!!! Demisexual & demiromantic (can u tell I'm projecting a lil???)

Hates KeeKee

Hates large crowds + loud noises, idk it speaks to me, especially with those big ass ears

I don't fully lean towards him being neurodivergent, though I do believe that Husk likes to have something to do with his hands as a form of stimming, if that makes sense

Alone most of his life

(TW, S.A.) Angel Dust (a lot of when he was alive):

Lived with Molly while alive

Was disowned when he got the courage to come out to his dad, fell out of the mafia and had to make a living for the first time ever

Wanted to be an actor, never got casted (while alive) due to being queer

Valentino romanticized his career, making him believe that he wouldn't always be the actor that he is

Career was also romanticized by the fact that he was finally accepted as gay

Performed in drag at gay bars

Borrowed dresses, makeup, other "feminine" things/accesories from Molly, who had a similar style

Isn't as up-to-date with technology and modern things as he seems to be

Tries to cover up both (slight) italian and New York(er?) accent, fails miserably

Had fish while alive (canonically loves fish lol)

Brother + father didn't attend his funeral

Met Cherri very close to when she arrived in Hell

learns more about media and pop culture from Cherri

Originally was in something like a relationship with Val, but it was more of S.A. than consenting sex after a while. When he began to disagree, this showed more prominently.

I don't have anything for Niffty except for one thing, so trigger warning once more. I believe that Niffty came from an immigrant family from Japan—half white. In the 50s, housewives got a bit stir-crazy from all the work they did, leading to hysteria, anxiety, depression, and other issues. In some situation where leaving the house was necessary, I believe one or multiple guys, possibly older, attempted to sexually assault Niffty. Asian girls, such as myself, that look like that "stereotypical" East Asian, young, small, etc., are fetishized. Niffty must've been little, judging by her form, and she was also an immigrant, and also a WOMAN—seen as lesser. In self-defense, she killed him (or all of them? I'm leaning toward it being multiple), having had enough. She was soon diagnosed with the housewife syndrome and lobotomized, meaning they gave her SEVERE brain damage, hence her twisted mind in the afterlife.

Overall, Niffty is a character that we don't know much about yet. Of course I'll write my own story over that. Playing with fandoms is just what I do. :) While I do genuinely believe the part about her being lobotomized will become canon, the rest is, again, just something that's been brewing in my head for a while. Maybe I'll incorporate it in my own writing, who knows?

I wanna see other headcanons in the reblogs and replies :D If this does well, I always have more!

[ghastlyfilters]

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬!!

pairing(s): implied billy loomis, stu macher, mickey altieri, randy meeks, tatum riley + sidney prescott x gn!reader

warning(s): none, just billy being a dick as per usual lol. some slight mentions of dog shelters. (if you’re anything like me it hurts your heart thinking about places like that)

BILLY

• Is this man necessarily a pet person? No.

• Billy will literally tell you to get a fucking grip if you cry over a fish..

THIS MAN IS AS BLUNT AS THEY COME. CMON NOW.

• He finds cats more peaceful than any other animals.

• He’d much rather a kitty cat being able to snuggle with him than a dog drooling all over the place..

(This most certainly changes the minute you show him the crazy ass cat compilations 😭)

• Billy hates nothing more than people giving pets (dogs specifically) the most dumbass names. Buddy, Max, Milo, you know where i’m getting at, lol.

• If you have a baby lizard, he actually enjoys sitting holding the little creature as it slowly moves around on his hand. (I LOVE LIZARDS SM MAN)

• Though this is him if any animal comes into your room and pisses him off:

• OH BILLY BOY YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE..

STUUUU

• SMOTHERS YOUR PETS WITH EVERY BIT OF AFFECTION HE HAS IN HIS BIG OL’ HEART!

• Dances with your snake around his neck to Britney Spears’ “I’m a Slave 4 U” playing in the background.

• Yes this man will honor Britney in any way he can, shush..

• There’s a few animals he’s allergic to so he might be a lil sneezy here and there.

• His eyes get that red and puffed up until the point Billy thinks he’s fucking high or smth..

• But if he loves one of those animals THAT much he’ll just buy allergy meds and tell himself to suck it up.

• Giggles at the vids of dog owners letting their pooches stand up and dance with them.

(So much so, he tries it with your dog himself)

• Has a special thing for Labradors and Great Danes!

• Nah, spiders are def a big NO NO..

“Hey babe, look!” You said, both hands open wide as a fat, hairy black creature sat in the middle of them.

Stu stared at you from the other couch, standing up as he began to back away. “Nah, put that shit down.”

“BUT LOOK.”

“BABE STO-”

• Cannot go into a dog shelter whatsoever. Even if the pair of you were to find one perfect for you guys, his heart aches for the other ones being left behind.

• Would love nothing more than to lay down with a dozen puppies crawling on top of him whilst he plays with the little cuties. OMG.

MICKEY

• I just know y’all would have a black cat named Salem.

• Takes multiple pics of husky puppies in the snow.

• Feels all fuzzy inside when you say you’re the “Momma” of your shared pet and he’s the “Daddy”

• Always lets your pets sleep at the bottom of the bed with you two! (Maybe even further up and snuggled in if he’s feeling particularly nice that day)

• When he’s not busy with his film studies, he’ll watch some movies with your furry friend, letting them sit on his lap whilst stroking/patting the cuddly creature.

• I imagine he wouldn’t necessarily bother with getting a pet that’s not a house cat or a regular dog. But if you decided to go out and get something extremely different from those two sorts, he’d probably be intrigued to see what it was and what it could do.

RANDY

• Randy is most certainly someone who doesn’t mind animals. He’s the kind of person who wants one for the sake of having some extra company.

• He has a golden Labrador of his own, so he certainly won’t be fussed if you tell him you have a dog.

• Stu threw a bit of meat onto Randy’s back without him noticing. Well, until he was screaming when he realised a fucking PIT BULL had been chasing him half way down the goddamn street!

That sort of messed up his thoughts on certain dog breeds for quite a while..

• Unlike Billy, Randy LOVES having popular dog names for his pooch. In fact, Buster is actually the name of his doggie!! :D

• No joke, if you tell this man you have a Tarantula he will avoid your house at all costs. ALL. COSTS.

• He would try and phone you to have a movie night and it would go a lil something like this:

“Hey, my mom’s out of town and Martha went to her friend’s house for the night, you wanna come over? I picked up some movies when I was finishing my shift earlier. I was thinking a horror seeing as it’s fall, ya know?”

“Don’t be silly! Come over to mine! I’ve got Halloween and plenty of snacks at the ready! Jamie Lee Curtis, hello?” You giggled.

“Uh- you know what babe I think i’m *COUGH* coming down w- with um- something.”

“Wait wha-”

“LOVE YOU, BYEEEEEE!!”

• No matter how much begging you do, he’s not coming over.

*You, Randy, Tatum, Stu, Sid and Billy walking home*

��Who’s house are we having that dumbass ‘movie marathon’ at tonight?” Billy snorted.

Randy gave him a look of pure offence. “Hey! It’s not dumb! It’s a HORROR marathon!! That’s what people do in October, Billy. Jesus.”

“Whatever.”

Tatum glanced towards you. “Y/n, I was thinking your house because you have the full Nightmare on Elm Street boxset-”

“ADIOS!” Randy shouted, practically sprinting back the way you lot had already came.

“PUSSY!!” Stu added with a loud echo of booming laughter.

TATUM

• Tatum loves animals so much, especially BUNNIES!

• As much as she may like your animals who are fluffy as HELL, she always carries a lint roller around with her. She hates hairs on her skirt.. (I feel you girl 🥲)

• Does not understand why so many girls freak out at dogs licking their faces. She knows it’s their way of giving affection like chill out??

• Her and Dewey had rabbits as kids, so don’t be surprised if she gets extra excited over the fact you have some aswell, hehe.

• Always asks if she can pet people’s dogs in public. If they appear friendly enough, of course.

• Snakes are definitely not her thing, so if you have one, perhaps keep it hidden when she comes over.

• She’ll try and get you to let her hold your rabbit whilst you watch a movie. (I mean, why not?)

SIDNEY

• Sidney is 110% a cat lover. So much so, when Christmas time came around, you decided to gift her a little kitten as a thank you for how supportive she always is towards you.

• It would be a beautiful little grey kitty named Daisy. And I imagine Sid would definitely spend time with her 24/7. Daisy was one of the only things that made Sidney truly happy, despite you, of course.

• She likes dogs too! She’ll always giggle her head off if your dog gets overexcited when she comes around to visit.

• Literally finds mini turtles so fucking cute. (She is definitely interested to see unordinary pets too!!)

• Much like Stu and Randy, our girl Sid is a big fan of Labradors. Especially black ones. She finds them beautiful creatures, standing proudly with their big chocolate brown eyes.

hey guys! headcanon requests are open if you’d like to see some specific types of hcs with a certain one of these lovely characters! remember to drink plenty of water and take care of yourselves! i love you my darlings, you are always welcome to have kj’s blog as your safe place. always. <3

[heartlvrrss]

haechan x reader

Word count: 1127 (puku puku pow pow)

requested? Yes( •̀ ω •́ )y

Warnings: Small mentions of being gutted (not anyone in the story itself don't worry I'm not cruel) THIS IS ALSO NOT PROOF READ SO IF ITS SHIT IM SORRY T-T other than that nothing (I think)<3

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It was finally halloween, the time of year where you would usually call up your best friend lee donghyuck to do all those little halloween things before scaring and bullying kids.

You originally wanted to do a little party with your friends but apparently everyone all of a sudden had to do something, which, in your opinion was total bs. But at least you still had haechan, god did the man piss you off at times but he was a good friend, a cute one maybe even pretty.

“That actually looks like shit” Haechan had the audacity to say while you were carving your pumpkin that you were actually working very hard on, but your ego came back up after seeing his. “You have no right to talk, I cant tell if your trying to make a version of jack the skeleton that was dropkicked as a baby and fell down the stairs 1 million times or if your just making a pumpkin self portrait” You snapped back

“My mother told me to be an honest person, so I told you the truth, no need to insult me!” He replies with wide eyes. Before you could say anything more both of you heard a bell ring, a grin crept up both of your faces before running to the door with vegetables.

You both fought to open the door until u slapped him “get your fatass hand away from the handle I wanna see our victim first” you whispered loudly, the bell rang one last time before you opened the door.

You both saw a young girl in a unicorn costume

“Well hi! What are you this halloween?” You asked

“Isn’t it pretty obvious” the child said, which shocked me with the attitude. She really deserves a vegetable now.

“Is it a fairy??”

“I’m a mermaid you dumb bitch”

I turned to hyuck and mouthed “goddamn..” 

“Oh.. Uh… Choose 3 candies from here” This girl scares me i literally might shit my pants on the spot.

You and hyuck watch as the girl skips away to her mother that was waiting by the end of the driveway, still in shock.

“You were supposed to give her the vegetable!”

“Well she’s got fucking anger issues i don’t wanna get cursed out by a child again!”

“Whatever”

I walked back to the kitchen with hyuck right behind me, while i try to extend my legs as much as possible (which TOTALLY not an attempt to trip him)

“What the fuck are you doing ___”

“Its a walking habit hyuck, have you not known me long enough to know that?” you ask with a fake betrayed look on your face

“__ Ive know you for far too long to know thats not a habit of yours. Its a poor attempt of trying to trip me. YOU are the traitor not me.” He grabs his chest and looks away in a fake dramatic manor

you roll your eyes “drama queen.. Well whatever lets watch a movie we can finish the pumpkins tomorrow.” and you gave him the bright smile that hes always loved.

When he saw that smile his heart leaped as usual, whenever he saw you he swears he might have a heart attack; just how could a human be so perfect, is what hed always ask himself whenever he saw you. You are the epitome of perfection to him, and thats exactly what hurt him, he wanted you so bad but he just didnt want to ruin your relationship with him incase you didnt like him back.

Hyuck decided to watch scream on whatever illegal website you could find on your tv, when the part where Casey becker was gutted you flinched a bit immediately holding on to hyuck for comfort, as he just cuddled you closer in response, wrapping you around with the blanket. You looked up at him admiring him for a bit, your heart skipping a bit while the movie plays in the background, you then lean in to kiss him lips barely brushing against each others, thats when you heard a ring your house phone was ringing. A bit freaked out thanks to the scream movie you were watching, you walked up to the phone with hyuck trailing behind you, a bit bummed out the moment was interrupted. 

“Hello? Who is this” the fear in your voice evident

“You dont need to know who i am” the deep voice replied, you look at hyuck to see if he had anything to do with this, but he looked equally confused

“Do not fucking play with me right now, im watching scream right now and you using that voice is gonna make me shit my pants now fuck off and dont joke around” you hang up pissed “just some creep” you told hyuck “ok whatever, can we please contin-” his voiced was cut off by the phone ringing again.

You turn around and pick up the phone again 

“Dont fucking hang up on me bitch”

“What the fuck can i not just enjoy my halloween for goodness sake” someone started loudly banging on the door

“Open the fucking door”

“No”

“Open the fucking door NOW”

I cover the phone dk the person couldnt hear me “hyuck please open the door”

“Yes ma’am” I walk next to him with the phone still by me, as hyucks hand slowly reaches for the door knob he opens it

You scream and jump into hyucks arms scared for what would happen, only to be met with a loud 

“SURPRISE!!!” you open your eyes to see a bunch of your friends laughing at you including haechan 

“That was not fucking funny!” you say close to tears, looking at giselle holding a phone “And you YOU i thought no one was coming!” you jumped out of hyucks arms close to tears (angry tears be so real)

“Woah woah we are so sorry ___! Youre right that wasnt funny” hyuck apologises hugging you

“Thats right you better be sorry” you say as you cried

“I think we should leave.. seems like somethings going on here and i dont wanna be a witness…” you hear ningning say as the group walk away

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“Are you mad at me?” hyuck asks worried

“You actually thought my tears were real? I didnt know i was that good of an actor” you reply, a bit shocked he believed your stunt

“You were lying??” 

“Ofcourse i just wanted to get the away so i could kiss you in private” you say as you grab his face and give him a sweet pure kiss, finally able to continue the urge after you got rudely interrupted right when you were about to kiss him. 

“So are we official now?” he asks

“ofcourse”

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@polarisjisung here hua! ik im very late but I'm finally finished T-T I hope you like it<3

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

luxiem x reader || as fathers

a/n : YALL LIKE MY LUXIEM HCS MORE THAN MY OTHER ONES SO HERE U GO LMAO 😭 ill feed u guys some more luxiem content before mysta graduates [sobs louder]

SHU YAMINO

TYPICAL ASIAN DAD

but minus the yelling and stuff

hes just pretty damn strict but like he loves you all the same

if you get an A+ in maths, GOOD JOB, HE'LL TREAT YOU TO ICE CREAM [and maybe a magic show WWWW]

if you get a D-, he'll probably say something along the lines of : " try harder kiddo! you can get a higher mark next time! do you want me to help you study? "

he will definitely show up at all of your events and stuff like that to cheer you on

b a n a n a

omg he would accidentally get banned from ur school games bc he keeps helping you with his witchcraft stuff

LUCA KANESHIRO

OMG HES THE DAD THAT ALL YOUR CLASSMATES LOVE

hes the type to bring like the BEST FOOD during those potlucks ur school has

will panic if you bring math homework to him for help AJSHD

if he cant go to ur school events, HE WILL SO FIND A WAY TO GO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR A MOMENT

ur little sibling would deadass be a dog.

like no shit, this man would want a dog

and that dog is ur sibling

he and his mafia men would be the ones to raise you [FUCKING BONUS POINTS IF ONE OF HIS MEN IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS UR MOTHER FIGURE]

" oh, don't worry kid, you'll get it next time!! if you're ever feeling down, just know your dad thinks that you're pog! "

you dont know how to tell him that saying pog as a [however old he is] man is a little cringe, but you love him for it (IN A FAMILIAL WAY)

IKE EVELAND

a very chill dad when it comes to homework and grades

unless it was english

if you get a low score in english

THIS MANS IS RUTHLESS. HE WILL GET YOU TO READ. A LOT.

but if you get tired of it, he'll let it go

i feel like he'd be the parent who IS your teacher at school

oh boy, you should dread first day if he's your english teacher

" class, i'd like you all to know, im only fucking one of your mothers. " [all jokes LMAO he wouldnt embarrass you like that..... or would he?]

if you get a low score in any subjects or like if you flunk a test, he'll hug you and say:

" don't cry, you've made me proud already. i love you kiddo, and none of those test marks will change that. just tell me if you ever need help okay? i'm always happy to help you with those. "

MYSTA RIAS

BRO OMG HES THAT ONE DAD WITH INSANE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE

SOMEHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER??

the most laidback out of all the luxiem guys about homework

doesn't mind if you flunk it, as long as you did your hardest, it's a pass in his book

he cant physically help you with homework

its a british debuff /j

like he would stare at the pythagorean theorem and go 'uhm....'

HE WOULD HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR FASHION DILEMMAS

there to listen to all the GODDAMN TEA!! like how dare jessica cheat on james like that with ryan??

dude is like the communal dad if any of ur friends dont have a father figure, he'll be there for them too

" oh you flunked your math test? it's alright!! you'll get it next time. they give you too much tests nowadays you guys are all probably burnt out... how about we watch a movie? your mind needs to destress. "

VOX AKUMA

SHAWTY HAS FLIRTED WITH YOUR TEACHERS MORE THAN ONCE

LIKE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, HIS RIZZ IS TOO MUCH

also that one dad for some reason everyone likes

hes like pretty strict, but its because he wants the best for you

WOULD GET BANNED FROM TRYING TO GO TO UR SCHOOL GAMES BC HE GETS SO PISSED LMAO

" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY GET A FOUL?? THEY DIDNT EVEN HIT THE OTHER KID??? "

hes the demon you and ur friends would try to summon at sleepovers

" kid, please, i love you and all, but dad needs to fucking rest. please stop summoning me. "

AND YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SCREAM WWWW

anyways, hes pretty damn smart so hes gotchu covered when it comes to homework help

unless it was history.

history pisses the fuck out of this ancient man.

he will rant about how incorrect the history books are and you'll get nowhere with homework

" oh, darling, it's alright. i'm not disappointed in you and i won't be when it comes to homework. i get it, sometimes it's hard and you don't understand it, but that's when you ask for help, alright? i won't ever shame you for asking me for help. "

a/n : i hope yall r fed this took me 30 minutes to shit out and clean up also i think its obvious whos my favourite in luxiem LMAOO

[weebsinstash]

Hobies 6'5 love. Hes lanky and big mf

jfc the producers of this movie were really like "we're going to make 90% of the hot people tall and give the bottoms what they want

Could you EVEN IMAGINE being Miguel O'Hara, cracks keep forming in the multiverse, there are literally countless, COUNTLESS lives at risk because one collapsing dimension could become a domino effect into another, and another, until everyone is wiped out, and by your own admission, you don't like what you have to do, you're a grown ass man standing at 6'9 and you're having to regularly inject yourself with Spider nanomachines or whatever the film decided to do to stay functioning and not suffer the debilitating effects of Rapture, YOUR BIGGEST THREAT IS A TEENAGER (miles) and in the MIDDLE of you trying to fix everything, still try and be a good guy, here comes ANOTHER fucking teenager/young adult/whatever the fuck Hobie is, he's been STEALING YOUR SHIT, he helps out the FIRST TEENAGER, you got a third teen who you gotta send home because she also lowkey could start breaking the multiverse AND THEN THE SECOND KID IMMEDIATELY BAILS HER OUT SO SHE CAN INTERFERE WITH YOUR SHIT AGAIN, USING THE PARTS HE STOLE FROM Y O U TO DO IT

and this entire goddamn time, this like 17-??? year old who has only lived a fraction of your lifespan and whose entire persona is telling authority figures to get fucked has become one of the biggest pains in the ass you could ever even comprehend, and also is only four inches shorter than you. I would absolutely lose my fucking mind.

[stonyponyofficial]

violer ive always wondered & ur the best person to ask. is there transphobic jokes in adam sandler jack and jill

hello io!!!! you've activated my "she talks about adam sandler for way too long" cutscene so i hope ur ready for that! this is going to lead me to rewatch Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler, just so i can give u the full answer bc my Adam scholarship needs to be THOROUGH do u understand???? i hope u can live with the knowledge that uve made me do thjs. also i forgive u. this is a pride month post now btw.

Adam Analysis beneath the cut. tl;dr umm probably not as much as u would imagine like it could be So much worse but its. kinda okay at points too? Theres Nuance.

so even if u havent seen all of Adams many films like i have, maybe ur the average person whos probably only seen 10 or 20 of them who knows. u could probably imagine the kinds of jokes he tells. just general mean spirited ribbing towards anyone who isnt adam or like adam right? standard fare for mainstream movie comedy. so when it comes to Jokes Adam Tells About Women, we basically get two categories: jokes for women adam wants to have sex with, and jokes for women who Adam thinks are undesirable and does not want to have sex with.

when it comes to jokes about trans women, or the closest depiction of trans women an adam sandler film is going to get, they more closely align with the ugly woman jokes, except they arent really seen as women, so the joke is just kind of "ur a man!" when its literally a male friend of adam's in a dress pretending to be a trans woman, u know? not fun (btw friend of adam is the new horrible slang for id'ing other gay people tell everyone u know). there are only a feeew instances from what i remember of a stock crossdresser/trans woman joke character even being in a Sandler film, and usually u can like feel the disgust everyone has for these characters for like the 10 secodns theyre on screen to be joked at.

in Jack and Jill however, theres like.. kinda none of that. like shes jacks twin sister at the end of the day and everyone gets along with her because shes family even if shes loud and annoys people. spoilers for... jack and jill... but the whole plot is jack learning to love his sister again and not be annoyed by her very presence, learning the importance of family along the way. the jokes are mostly "god i hate my loud and annoying twin sister" more than anything. from what I remember anyway (this is before my rewatch btw this is just preliminary info jeez), the jokes are more aligned with undesirable women jokes toward jill than flat out transphobia (say, "ur even manlier than ur brother wow!" vs "u are a man") anyway i will now be watching Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler so ill be right back.

okay hi. so they definitely characterize jill as being i guess the larger presence of the two, like they show a home movie montage of the two growing up and thats continually the joke in those clips that shes just "more than" jack. hairier, fartier, stronger, but also more emotional and familial, as in wanting to be close with her twin brother than he would like to be with her. in these ways shes made to be both more masculine and more feminine than jack. although shes made to be more masculine, as the film defines it, it then has many moments where its like "yeah despite her just being adam sandler in a dress, shes 'actually a woman'" like, if anything these moments are transphobic in that they ask "is Jill a guy?" and usually the answer is "no of course not shes a real woman not some man in a dress!" not said with such explicit terms but it's then implied by asking the question that it would be worse if the answer was yes. the first of these woman affirming instances is the honestly the best, so i will describe it for u thus, because youre here for analysis that is also just plot summary Goddamn It.

so theyre all in a movie theater when jill gets a call and starts talking really loudly, annoying everyone as the film has her do. jack calls her a psycho and she starts crying and runs out of the theater. one theatergoer remarks "way to make a chick cry, dude." and another inquires, "that was a chick?" and as jack runs to get jill he pours his popcorn on the guy and shuts him down like "yeah that was a chick!" like in one light its just the film reminding us and affirming and that she is in fact a real, normal cisgendered woman through adam owning this guy epically, but if ur absolutely insane you could see this as the biggest Adam Sandler Trans Ally W if there were to ever be one. just. compared to everywhere else that couldve gone, its. good? to see adam actually defending the "man in a dress" comedic character for once. even if it had to be him in the dress while being 100% cis, actually, for him to cool it with the transphobic remarks.

another moment is when jill is lifted by her soccer team to celebrate her helping win a match... yeah dont worry the context wont help... so as shes being lifted someone looks under her dress and is like "yeah shes not a guy" and gives another guy money like they made a bet? probably the weirdest example. but then she also makes sure to mention later that she does have periods so we all know the character of Jill Sadelstein played by Adam Sandler from Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler twice, is in fact a real woman. idk like its playing into the comedy of this just being adam sandler saying that and like "haha hes not a woman" but idk if i would call that transphobic, one could perhaps say hes doing drag for this movie and like drag performers play with that all the time right?

idk it feels like the movie hairspray where the role of the mom is played by a man in a dress where that's just kinda the joke about it the whole time but it's still drag and kinda taken seriously?is that transphobic? eh probably a little. if anythjng it just feels like a drag performance in kinda poor taste where ur waiting for him to say the things he's said before about man in dress characters and then. he just doesn't?. uhhh llike later on theres a part where jack dresses as jill to try and fool al pacino who is in love with jill btw. al pacino is in love with jill but she doesnt like him back so she wont go meet him. anyway jack is getting changed in the bathroom and theres an attendant there who sees him come out full jillmoding. he proceeds to grope jacks fake melon boobs to adjust them and gives an approving italian hand smooch 🤌 mwah u know. its a little okay. i like it.

um there is also a moment where the joke is that pretransition caitlyn jenner is there, but its 2011 so she hadn't come out yet. its jarring and feels very transphobic bc they deadname her, but it was before she came out so that was... just her name at the time. so its okay, but feels wrong. a very strange coincidence for some of the only transphobia coming from this movie when it could have it fucking everywhere to be completely unintended and the result of someone just transitioning after the movie was done being made.... didnt know where to put this observation but it had to be known.

All Of This being said tho, u kinda need to have adam-vision like me to have a tolerance for his... we'll call them antics. only after many other sandler films did i get to this one and be like "oh wow that wasn't that bad given what i was expecting!" its still not a good movie, but compared to every single other one hes made or been in, its like. definitely in the middle of the pack. if we can take adam sandler acting in drag being the kinda silent joke for an hour and a half its. an okay watch. best watched with friends so u can talk about it/over it if u want. i would perhaps even call it camp at times if i had worse judgement. it definitely could have been worse! then again maybe i truly am numb to adam and i just didnt see anything wrong with it who knows! i am possibly completely full of shit. hope this helps 👍

[regina-cordium]

me? responding to a post i got tagged in? wild!

got tagged by @renninflight

Rules: always post the rules. answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write eleven new ones. tag 11 new people and link them to your post. let them know you’ve tagged them

except. i never know who to tag for these. if u see this tagged ur it. ill put questions at the end

under cut, because as yall know im a Yapper

What's your favorite band/musician? (And tell me why! And if you've seen them live!)

I'm a Hozier girlie thru and thru. he was in boston in march AND HAD NOAH KAHN AND I COULDNT GO AND IM STILL SO DISAPPOINTED. A N D HE WAS AT BOSTON CALLING AND I C O U L D N ' T G O auuuuugh

What's something you're proud of?

i dont mean this in, like, a self deprecating way. but i honestly dont know what to say. i got dean's list a couple times in college. i won some kinda award and now my name is on a plaque in the english department, thats kinda dope (i, to this day, have no idea what it was for)

What's something you like about yourself?

i do tell my parents they overestimate how smart i am, but i will say i am p good with trivia/knowing random things. nothing better than getting most of a jeopardy board right (<- needs to go outside more)

What's something you would like to do, if money weren't an obstacle?

i would literally never leave school. i love learning things (see above)

What's something you do when you're anxious or stressed to calm down and relax?

listen to music, sometimes Very Loudly

Do you have a favorite author? (If so, who?)

im totally blanking, but i dont really think so? theres not really an author that i see and immediately go "oh i gotta read ALL of their stuff RIGHT NOW" yknow?

Do you have a favorite poet? (If so, who?)

emily dickinson. yes, i am gay, how'd you know?

Do you have a favorite artist? (You can probably guess the rest of this question!)

van gogh!!!!!!! i know its such a basic bitch answer, but i L O V E the impressionists

What's a movie or TV show that had a big impact on you? (Could be something you watched growing up, a movie you saw recently that made you emotional, something you've seen a lot, something you quote with friends and family, etc)

i would watch beauty and the beast on vhs CONSTANTLY growing up. tv show wise, definitely buffy and angel and charmed. watched them with ma growing up and they have absolutely shaped my interests since then. also, and i swear im not being sarcastic, supernatural. ma and i watched every goddamn episode together since the pilot and look at me now.

What's something you wish you could forget? (Could be something personal, or it could just be a gross or weird fact)

not to get Very Fucking Morbid, but my dad almost died when i was 12 and i'd super love to forget that, actually

What's something you'd like to change about the world?

I Cannot Emphasize Enough That You Should Care About Other People

okay here're my questions. if u got this far, u are doubly tagged. idk i never know who to tag.

Song you've had on repeat lately?

Favorite play/musical (or both!)?

Book/movie/show you think somebody should read/watch to understand you better?

What's your favorite poem?

What's immediately to your left?

Favorite dessert?

Somewhere you'd love to travel, if money/accommodations were no issue?

Tv show currently/last watched?

Do you think aliens are real?

Do you think ghosts are real?

Do you have overly specific requirements for a room when you're trying to sleep?

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

CALLING ALL BUDDIES (here I’ll tag a couple @touratoura @starfilledsky2810 @citrushomie @key-lime-lies @crimsonattourney @spacingoutwards)

TOP TEN POKEMON STAT!!! (If u don’t know/like that many u can do top 5!!)

THEY CAN BE FOR WHATEVER REASON U WANT!!!! Design, competitive stats, ANYTHING!!! I’ll go first :D

In no particular order, my favs arreeeee

#1 Darumaka!!

Look at him!!! No thoughts behind those eyes 😭 (this love stemmed purely from those darumaka lunch boxes in the gen 5 pokemon movie kyurem and the swords of justice)

#2 Magikarp

Come on hes literally on my tumblr banner XD he’s got his own little mini game and I just adore him 😭❤️

#3 Snorlax

This stupid mf is just fat and hungry and tired abt that’s his super power 😭🫶 ADORE him

#4 Totodile

I think you can KIIIIINDA sense a pattern with my dumb fuck love… what can I say HE’s CUTE!!!

#5 Oshawott

Can you tell I have a penchant for water starters?? LOOK AT HIS STUPID FACE HES SO CUTEEEEEEEE AND SQUEEZABLE 😭

#6 Wooper

Goddamn it PUT ME ON THE CROSS ANS STARE AT HIM!!!!!!! LOOOK!!!!!!!!! ITS HIM!!!!!!!!

#7 Plusle/Minun/Emolga/Pachirisu

Including all 4 here as my adored pika-clones ❤️❤️❤️❤️ they all slay!!! Like emolga is just so cute and sassy and the plus-minus duo is just so simple but smart for an electric type??? And when pachirisu did that ice ball explosion thing in that coordinator battle I LOVED IT!!! Luv em!!

#8 The whole Sewaddle line

Certified good boy!!! First one wants to sleep and be cute, then swadloon wants to sleep and be alone, then levanny just wants to do her thing!!!! What more could anybody want :333 (Also, on a less important level is the Scatterbug line :33)

#9 Furfrou

ICON?????? HUH??? EVERY HAIRSTYLE HITS IDK WHAT TO TELL YA (sponsored by that one pokemon hairdresser episode I was obsessed with for a time) (only episode I liked more than that was the meowstic brothers ep)

#10 Sandygast

Okay so I don’t really like him specifically I just started drawing him on my classroom whiteboards and now he’s apart of me idk look at him 🏖️🏖️🏖️🏖️🏖️

Honorable mentions go to!

Arceus/Deoxys/Jirachi/Celebi/really most legendaries and mythicals for how their movies made me feel (DESTINY DEOXYS/JIRACHI THE WISHMAKER/EVERY SINNOH MOVIE EVER YOU HAVE MY HEART)

Absol and Audino for being some of the first pokemon I ever loved!! (The gen 5 monkeys cuz they also made me rly like pokemon for some reason XDDD)

Eevee/the eeveelutions for bringing me lots of nightcore amv comic dub love!!! (Used to cut out photos of them and make drawn paper houses for all of them to live together and I still have these Lego forms of all of them)

Every pokemon with alternate forms gender or otherwise (like burmy or shellos or cherrim or pyroar) because those were bomb entries to read in those pokemon collecters books

Beheeyem, regigigus, and reuniclus for how you make me feel in the anime (they were just animated so cool idk)

Really any gen5/6 pokemon cuz that’s what I wa raised on XD

Pikachus alt outfits for how they make me feel

Snom/Pyukumuku not really sure what they brought to the table but I feel it nontheless

And finally castform because HAIL YEAH!!!!

So yeah guys tell me ur favs!!!!