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đđźđ summary: shanks x f!reader - as the newest member of the red hair pirates, you have a long way to go to prove yourself, not only to your crew mates but your cocky captain as well. Unfortunately, things fall apart after a little excursion and a run-in with a glowing mushroom that has you feeling...hot.
đđźđ tags: smut, sex pollen, nsfw, dubcon (it's sex pollen, ya know how it is), MDNI
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You really did respect your Captain, though you didnât tend to show it.Â
Benn Beckman was the one who had recruited you when he stumbled upon you in a gambling hall. You had been using Observation Haki to beat the dealer, racking up thousands in berri. Beckman clocked your underhanded method and cornered you outside the casino. You were nervous that he would report you to the authorities, but as luck would have it, he turned out to be a pirate. He was impressed by your advanced skills in Haki, and the two of you hit it off. Eventually, he brought you to the Red Force and introduced you to Shanks, who did not give the best first impression.Â
âWhoâs the kid?â Shanks questioned, barely looking up from his drink.Â
He immediately rubbed you the wrong way.Â
Beckman cleared his throat before you could tear him a new one, âThis is Y/N. Theyâre who I told you about, the one gifted in Observation Haki.âÂ
Shanks finally looked up from his drink, lazily trailing his eyes from your feet, all the way to your face. He finally met your eyes and you struggled to maintain your composure under the immense pressure of his gaze. You lifted your chin, desperate to keep your dignity.Â
Shanks kept his eyes on yours, his gaze intense as he questioned you, âAnd why should you be a part of my crew? Have you ever been around pirates or even worked as one? Itâs dangerous work. Are you sure youâre ready for this kind of lifestyle, kid?âÂ
âI didnât come here to be interrogated by some old man,â you bit back quickly.
Shanks put his hand over his heart dramatically, feigning emotional pain.Â
âListen, Red Hair, I came here as a favor to Beckman, I donât have anything to prove to you.â You paused as the hair on the back of your neck stood up, âAnd if your friend hiding over there even thinks about shooting that spitball at me, Iâm walking.âÂ
Beckman looked surprised, but Shanks only smiled. There was a clatter and some swearing before another man with dreadlocks emerged behind nearby ship supplies. âWell, shit. So much for that plan, Captain. Seems like sheâs the real deal.â The man then jokingly blew the spitball at Shanks, who to your dismay, easily dodged it.Â
âColor me impressed.â You look back to see Shanks smiling up at you. âYou have a lot of potential. Letâs work hard together, Y/N.â
âŚÂ
While you didnât join the Red Hair Pirates for Shanks, you became proud to be part of his crew over time. You had been sailing for around 6 months and were glad to say you had quickly proved your worth. Although there were members with better Haki skills, you knew you were improving every day with each new experience.Â
You hated to admit it, but your captain occupied much of your thoughts. You often wondered if Shanks knew just how hard you were still trying to prove yourself to him. Though you saw him often, you rarely ever worked with him directly. In fact, youâd barely spoken to one another after your first meeting. You had occasionally exchanged a few words, formalities really, at mealtimes and during duty; but a part of you wished there was more. Though, you would never let him know that.Â
You always put on a tough face in front of him, using words to bite back and hold your ground against the confident, and often cocky, Emperor of the Sea. Truthfully, after your first meeting you had come to admire him, and were slightly intimidated by the powerful man.Â
While sailing the Grand Line in the New World, the ship stumbled upon an uninhabited island. It was a warm, tropical island, thick with jungle and vines. Shanks decided that the crew would depart and explore the island for supplies, and Roux hoped to find some edible plants and animals for their stock.Â
All active members of the crew made groups and departed from the Red Force, but since you were not on shift, youâd decided to sleep in. When you awoke and found the ship docked, you decided it would be fun to explore the island as well. It was better than being cooped up all day in the barracks.Â
As you stepped down the ladder a cheery familiar voice called down to you, âAnd where do you think youâre going, kid?âÂ
You jumped at your captainâs voice and looked up to see him. His hand gripped a rigging rope, holding him as he stood on the railâs ledge, and leaned far off the ship to gaze down at you. His hair fell over his face, but his smile was still visible.Â
âGod, Captain. You nearly gave me a heart attack.âÂ
âWell, Iâm just trying to make sure our shipâs hawkeye doesnât stray too far and get into trouble,â he teased.Â
âIâm not getting into trouble,â you grumbled as you looked back down to continue your descent onto the sand. âI just wanted to explore the island like everyone else.âÂ
âAlone?â His smile slightly faltered.Â
âIs there a problem with that?â You ask, confused about where this conversation was going.Â
âWell, we canât afford to lose a member with skills like yours. Iâll come with you.âÂ
You reached the bottom of the ladder and looked up at Shanks in shock, âThat really isnât necessary, Captain. I donât plan on going far-â
âNonsense. Besides, youâre not much of a fighter, you should have a bodyguard when you go to unfamiliar places. And I have a duty to protect the valuable members of my crew.â As he said this he jumped from the railing and landed next to you.Â
You did your best to hide how flustered you were, âThere are other members with better Observation Haki than I do, you included.âÂ
Shanks tsked at your objection. He looked hard at you and spoke genuinely, âDonât sell yourself short. I heard about how you helped the snipers take out that marine ship last week. And I heard how you helped guide the navigator through the rocky sea and fog the other day. Iâve only ever heard other crew members praising you.âÂ
You quickly turned away from the red-haired man adjusting the strap on your bag. You knew you couldnât stop the blush that was forming on your face, so you turned around to start walking into the jungle. âI just do what Iâm told, Captain.â You quickly dismissed him, âAre you coming, or what?âÂ
Shanks laughed as he caught up with you, walking ever so slightly behind you. The walk was silent as the two of you marched deeper and deeper into the jungle, occasionally stopping to inspect certain plants or animals or collect samples in your bag. He enjoyed watching you as you took in the new landscape around you. Heâd always found it fascinating to watch you while you concentrated. In fact, he had rarely taken his eyes off you since youâd joined his crew.Â
From the second he met you, he knew you would be interesting. Shanks would be the first to admit he tested you during your first interaction. He purposefully pushed your buttons to see what you were made of. He needed to know how strong your resolve was before he let you, a stranger, onto his ship. And boy, did you meet his expectations, surpassed them even. Your insulting response nearly made him fall for you right then and there. But he knew his place as captain. He couldnât risk showing special attention, let alone romantic attention to one of his subordinates. It was his job to keep you safe and provide you with a place to hone your abilities. He had to keep his distance.Â
Yet⌠here he was, an Emperor of the Sea, trailing behind you like a puppy. He was rightfully worried to see you sneaking off the ship after the assigned explorers already left. He was doing this because it was the captainâs duty to protect his crew. At least, thatâs what he told himself.
As you pushed your way deeper through the vines you tried to ignore the fact that Shanks was tailing you. This was just like any other outing with any other crewmate. You felt his eyes on you the entire time as you walked, but you tried not to let it affect your movements. Was he judging you? You felt a little more self-conscious than usual about what you stopped to look at or how you collected samples. Especially when you caught him staring intensely at your hands. Â
You finally reached a large plateau. Looking up, you examined the wall looming far above your head, and at the base of the formation, there was an illuminated opening.Â
âShanks,â you called out to your captain, âthereâs a cave over there.âÂ
Shanks shoved some pesky vines out of his face and looked toward where you were pointing. There was a small opening, barely 4 ft tall, and a blueish light was emanating from the abyss. You moved closer to the cave willing your senses to reach out and explain the phenomenon. You couldnât sense any danger coming from the cave, so it was time to be like a pirate and explore.Â
âIâm going to go in.â You stated as you dropped your bag to the ground and started making your way to the entrance.Â
Shanks was quick, definitely not desperate, as he moved forward and grabbed your arm, âWoah! Hold on there. There is no way I can fit in there.â he gestured towards his large stature and again at the tiny entrance.Â
You considered the situation and shrugged, âThen wait out here. I won't be long, I just want to check out whatâs causing the glow.âÂ
Shanks frowned, realizing there was no point in arguing with you. âAlright, but be careful.â
You saluted him with an exaggerated hand on your brow and firmly stated,. âNo.âÂ
You turned away from him and focused back on the cave opening.
âBrat.â you heard him mutter under his breath. You turned around quickly, did you hear that right? He had a smile on his face.Â
You stared at him for a moment, a warm feeling blossoming in your chest. You smiled back before rolling your eyes and descending.Â
The walls of the cave were rich in color, with layers of lichen growing throughout the chasm. You strained your ears to listen for any unseen threats that could have been lurking beyond your sight, but all you could hear was the rhythmic drip of the cave walls weeping. As you bent and contorted your body to ease your way through the damp walls, you could see the blue light growing in intensity ahead.
Finally, you reached a large pocket of space in the cave, enabling you to stand straight and take in your surroundings. As you stretched out your back you stared in awe at the sight before you.Â
Dozens upon dozens of glowing mushrooms covered the room, growing across the walls and floor of the cave. The view was nothing short of dazzling, the light blue glow illuminating the space around you like nothing you had ever seen.Â
You approached the fungus carefully, although they were beautiful, you knew well that not all beautiful things were good. You drew a handkerchief from your pocket and crouched forward to grab a sample.Â
Suddenly, the hair on the back of your neck stood straight, and your blood chilled. You trusted your instincts and rapidly jerked backwards from the mysterious mushrooms. Unfortunately, you were not fast enough.Â
The gills of the mushrooms expanded and expelled a great mist of spores. The sickly sweet-smelling mist filled the room instantly and you yelped in surprise, feeling your way out of the room and back into the tunnel. You coughed as you darted through the veins of the cave desperate for fresh air and open spaces. You could hear Shanks calling out to you and you forced yourself to push forward toward his voice.Â
Shanks was anxious from the moment he heard you cry out. He felt helpless, unable to fit into the cave. He briefly considered blowing a hole through the mountainside to get to you. Thankfully, hearing your panting and clawing as you made your way out of the cave stopped him. He placed his hand above the cave opening and began calling out to you, begging you to keep moving toward him.Â
Shanks wasnât prepared for what came out of that cave.Â
You stumbled out of the suffocating walls and fell onto the grass in front of your captain. You could vaguely hear Shanks, his voice filled with worry, but you barely registered it. Something was wrong. Your clothes felt tight and itchy, you felt your cheeks warm while the rest of your body developed goosebumps from the jungle air hitting your skin. And most troubling, everything from the deepest part of your core felt tight and ticklish.Â
Shanks knelt down, grabbing your shoulder to lift your gaze to him. The contact between the two of you sent electric shocks to your core. Sitting face to face with your captain you could barely breathe. At this distance, every feature of his face was at your fingertips. You took in your captain's features. The jagged shape of the scars that ran down his face, the prickly stubble he grew across his chin, his eyes bright with worry, the color of his lipsâŚÂ It took you a moment to realize he was talking to you.Â
âY/N! Snap out of it! Y/N! What happened in there? What's going on?!âÂ
The seriousness of his tone did not reach you. Why did he look so worried? You wanted him to smile at you like before. You reached up and touched his cheek with the back of your hand. Taken aback by this gesture, Shanks froze for a moment, then grabbed your hand, pressing it to his face harder. âY/N. I need you to tell me what happened in there. You can do that for me, right?â
Your eyes widened, coming back to your senses you groaned as you tried to move away from Shanks and stand, only to find that your legs were jelly. âCaptân. What's happening?âÂ
Shanks let out a shaky laugh, âWell that's the million berri question right now, kid. Tell me what happened in the cave so I can help.âÂ
You push your hands into your eyes, struggling to retrieve your memories, âThe glow,â you whispered, âThe glow in the cave. It was some kinda, I dunno, mushroom. It puffed some dust onâta me.â you panted your words out.Â
âGood girl,â Shanks stroked your hair with his hand, âNow tell me, what did this mushroom look like?â
âWas so pretty, just like the sea. Blue and glowing.â You smiled at the memory of the beautiful sight.Â
While you reminisced on the memory, Shanks froze, overcome with the realization of what he was dealing with.
 It happened several years before you joined the Red Hair Pirates. Shanks and Beckman were wasting the night away at some bar when a woman approached him. He had noticed the dark-haired beauty staring at him from across the bar but had paid no attention. It wasn't uncommon for him to get stares as an infamous pirate.
The woman set down a blue sparkling drink in front of Shanks, âDon't think you're from around here, handsome.â She smiled and batted her eyelashes at him, âHow about we get to know each other over a coupleâa drinks?â
Beckman stifled a snicker and Shanks shot him a glare. Looking back up at the woman, Shanks politely declined her advances, âSorry, I'm afraid I'm not looking for any more company tonight,â Shanks slapped Beckman hard on the back making him wince, âThis fellaâs all the entertainment I'll need for the night.â
The woman tried to hide her annoyance with a smile, âWell then, sorry for interrupting.â She sneered as she turned away, âBut the drinkâs still on me. Do enjoy.âÂ
Shanks and Beckman eyed each other and the drink skeptically. âPoison?â Asked Beckman bluntly.Â
Shanks let out a hearty laugh, âWell, only one way to find out!â And downed the sickly blue drink in seconds.Â
Shanks was stuck in his room the rest of the night, fisting his cock and rutting into his mattress. He admitted it wasn't his best decision. Hongo guessed that based on the color he likely ingested an aphrodisiac made from a plant called the lagneĂa fungi. âI've heard of petty thieves using it on pirates to steal their loot.â Hongo looked at Shanks scornfully, âCan't believe our captain fell for something like that âŚâ
Shanks shook his head refusing to believe the evidence right in front of him. No! It can't be that. He brought his gaze back down at you and examined your face. You were flushed red, your pupils were dilated, and your gaze wandered across his body. He reached out to touch your arm and you gasped, goosebumps exploding from his touch. He really couldn't deny it any longer.Â
âAlright Y/n, donât worry. Youâre going to be just fine, just try not to panic.â Shanks spoke, trying to reassure the both of them. Despite his words, Shanks himself was panicking. What was he going to do with you? Sure, it's just an aphrodisiac, but truthfully the experience was borderline torture. Furthermore, judging by how quickly its effects were overcoming you, you must have gotten a serious dosage in your system. If you were a male member of his crew he would laugh it off and condemn you to your bunk with a porno mag like he had done for himself. But how could he let you of all people suffer alone like this?Â
âAm I gonna die? Everything feels weird,â tears pricked at the edge of your eyes, âlike Iâm on fire.âÂ
âYouâre not going to die.â Shanks insisted, âYouâre just, going to be⌠uncomfortable for a little while. Letâs get you back to the ship so you can lie down.â Shanks bent down and grabbed one of your arms to maneuver you onto his back. Hoisting you up, your breath hitched as your center came into contact with Shanksâ back.
Shanks took off at a brisk pace, navigating the rough jungle terrain. You tried to take Shankâs advice to calm yourself, but you were distracted by the friction created between you and Shanks as he strode back to the ship at an agonizing pace. Everywhere you were touching him felt hot and unbearable. You began to feel a familiar sensation brewing in your lower abdomen. No way, thereâs no way! You panicked at the feeling and tried to create distance between you and Shanks to alleviate the burning coil between your legs, but he gripped your thigh back, securing you to his back. âStop squirming, are you trying to fall over?âÂ
âCaptain, ugh.â You buried your head in his back, panting from the unintentional pleasure, âPlease slow down. Wait, please sto- Ah!â Suddenly the pressure built up to its peak. You squirmed and shook against your Captainâs back, fingers digging into his shoulders, unable to control your movements or your voice. With a final moan and gasp, you pushed yourself backward off of Shanksâ back onto the jungle floor.Â
Shanks circled back on his heels to find you curled up on the ground, âWhat are you doin-â
The realization hit him. He noted your shaking legs and rapid breaths and suddenly he became aware of a slightly damp spot on his back where your bodies had just been connected. He grappled with his own arousal seeing you like this, disheveled and glassy-eyed.Â
âGod, Captain. Iâm so sorry,â You covered your face with your hands, âI donât know whatâs wrong with me, I couldnât stop myself.âÂ
Shanks was kicking himself mentally as he watched you before him. Here you were feeling humiliated, embarrassed, and vulnerable; yet, there he was feeling himself getting hard at the sight. Heâd wanted you for so long, wanted to make you his. Shanks licked his lips. He pushed down his indecent thoughts and turned his attention back to you. This wasnât the time. You needed to get back to the ship, and right now thatâs all that mattered.Â
In one swift movement, he scooped you up, placing a hand under your legs, carrying you in his arm. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, burying your face into his neck in embarrassment as he took off running. He was fast. You felt the wind on your face as he swiftly maneuvered through the trees at a great speed, his black coat flapping in the wind behind him. It took less than a minute for him to reach the ship. Shanks bounded onto the deck and managed to avoid the eyes of the returning crew. Reaching his room, he quickly ducked in and closed the door behind him, causing maps and papers to fly in all different directions.Â
Shanks walked with you in his arm over to his bed and laid you down as gently as he could. âY/N, you need to listen to me,â he slipped his hand through your hair and gripped the back of your neck to force you to look at him. You looked up at him dazed, trying your best to concentrate on what he was telling you rather than the feeling of his hand on your neck. âYouâre not dying. Those spores were an aphrodisiac,â He looked at you hard, making sure you understood what he was saying, âThatâs why youâre feeling like this.âÂ
You groaned and tried to hide your face out of embarrassment, but Shanks held you firm. âIâm going to get Hongo, he might be able to find some sort of sedative to help you work through this. You might have a shitty night, but I promise youâre going to be alright. Iâll be right back, ok?â He said softly.
Shanks lightly rubbed the back of your neck with his thumb before turning to leave, but you sat up and clutched his shirt to pull him back, âNo! Please donât. Donât get Hongo.â You buried your head in his shirt, âI donât want anyone seeing me⌠like this.â
Shanksâ gaze softened, âY/N, Hongo is a professional, heâll definitely be able to help.âÂ
âNo...I donâtâŚI canât have anyone see me like this, please Captain. I-â your voice cracked, âI worked too hard to gain respect on this ship. Please. Donât let anyone see me like this.â
Shanks began to disagree, âHongo really would know the best way to deal with this, Y/NâŚâ he stopped upon seeing the panic in your eyes. He sighed as he relented, âBut, Iâll keep this between us for now. If thatâs what you really want.âÂ
You breathed a sigh of relief, though it was short lived. The aching between your legs was demanding attention, and you didnât know how much longer you could restrain yourself from tending to it.Â
âY/N.â You looked back up at Shanks, âIf you really intend to deal with this on your own, the only way I know you can find relief is to stimulate yourself or⌠have sex.â Shanks kept your gaze as he spoke. âIâll leave you my room. At least that way you can have some privacy while you deal with this. Iâll make sure nobody comes in here. You have my word.âÂ
âCaptainâŚâ You found it hard to look him in the eye, you knew what you were about to ask wasnât right, âPlease. Donât leave me.â
Shanks froze, for a moment he was speechless, he waited for you to meet his gaze and searched your eyes, âY/N, do you really understand what you're asking right now?â
âI-â You doubled back over struggling to compose yourself, gripping Shanks silk sheets. Just imagining sleeping with your captain was enough to make your arousal unbearable. Despite your best judgment you shakily reached down and palmed in-between your legs, exhaling from the slight relief it gave you. You looked back up to Shanks, eyes pleading, âI can barely manage this right now. I can't do this alone. I'm begging you, please Shanks.âÂ
Shanks stared at you, mouth agape and spellbound by the proposition. He could feel his mouth watering and his pants tighten. Shanks remembered just how miserable he had been with just the small dosage heâd taken, so he couldnât even begin to imagine the turmoil that was currently wrecking your body. He balled his fist gathering the last bit of restraint he had and whispered, âIt⌠wouldnât be right of me to do this. Youâre not in your right mind, youâd take anyone in your condition-â
âNo. Youâre wrong,â you were breathing heavily, choosing your words carefully, âI couldnât bear it being anyone else. I want it to be you⌠Unless,â Your breath hitched, you werenât sure if you wanted to know the answer to the question you were about to ask, âdo you not⌠want me?â
This was the final straw for Shanks. You had broken the great Emperor whoâd tried so desperately to do the right thing. His resolve crumbled at your words and he found himself lunging toward you. He pounced over you, throwing you back onto his mattress as his lips crashed onto yours. Your senses exploded with electricity by his contact and you moaned into his mouth, eagerly accepting more. It was utterly overwhelming and you couldn't control the noises that escaped from your mouth as Shanks pushed your hand away to tend to your clit himself, shoving his hand down your pants.
Shanks briefly separated your lips and breathed heavily trailing kisses along your cheek and to your forehead, âIâll ask you⌠one more time,â he muttered between pecks, âAre you sure about this?â He pulled back to meet your eyes.Â
âOld man,â you huffed at him, âWonât you shut up and put your mouth to good use for onc-âÂ
Shanks didnât let you finish your sentence and forced your mouth wider to deepen your kiss as he worked to slip your pants off. Once they were off you spread your legs obediently for him, pushing your hips against his hand for more friction. With your pants out of the way, Shanks had more freedom to explore your folds. His thumb kept a steady rhythm on your bud as his other fingers dove lower. He smiled as he found how soaked you were for him. He gathered copious amounts of slick from your pussy, and used it to tease you further. Shanks moved his mouth down your neck, leaving dark spots where he sucked and teased.Â
You could already feel that you were close to climax, you squirmed and whined for more. Shanks relented to your obvious request and slipped two fingers inside you. The gratifying release was instantaneous. You gripped Shanksâ arm as he massaged your walls through your orgasm. He reveled at just how seductive your body was and how your pussy gripped his fingers tightly.Â
Shanks lifted his head out from the crook of your neck and glanced over to you, but you were worlds away. His whole body reacted when he finally saw you in shambles from his touch. Tears streamed down your reddened face, unable to concentrate on anything besides how good you felt, you just focused on trying to catch your breath. It was all so overwhelming, Shanksâ touch, his kisses, and his scent all around you.Â
Shanksâ breath hitched as he let out a snide laugh, âWell, I guess thatâs one way to shut you up, brat.âÂ
Shanks pulled away from you for a moment and the sudden loss of contact made you whimper. Shanks scolded you, âQuiet now, itâs not good to be impatient, Y/N.â Shanks teased as he shook off his coat and lifted his shirt above his head, discarding it onto the floor. You watched, entranced by the way his muscles moved. His broad shoulders and massive tanned biceps patterned with scars. You felt the heat grow again as he turned back to you.Â
You pouted at Shanksâ words, âItâs a little difficult being patient when you're so horny you feel like you're gonna explode!â You huffed, frowning dramatically. âBeing in a hot manâs bed and watching him strip is not helping my situation.âÂ
You immediately regretted your words as you watched his brow rise and a wicked smile form on his face. âA âhot man,â you say. Is that what you think of me?âÂ
âDonât get cocky,â you spat back, staring him down. He glared back, not backing down from your challenge. You couldnât take it anymore. You just wanted him. Â
With a mischievous smile, Shanks crawled back over to you, placing his knee strategically between your legs pushing into the wet spot of your underwear. He ground his leg as he reached his arm up to pull off your shirt, you lifted your arms to make it easier. Shanks sighed with bliss as your breasts came into view, no bra in sight.Â
You gasped as Shanksâ hand groped one of your breasts and his mouth found the other. You leaned back and interlaced your fingers in Shanks' hair stroking and pulling on the red strands. You couldnât help but inhale his scent as he devoured you.Â
Shanks released his lips off of your nipple with a pop and moaned, âIn all my years,â he said breathlessly, âIâve never wished so much that I had both of my hands again.âÂ
You couldn't help but laugh at this statement, it was just too ridiculous. Shanks eyed you curiously, âAre you laughing at your Captain? Or, are you going to start calling me by my name like you did before?â Shanksâ mouth moved lower down your body, kissing your stomach as he trailed down, âDonât think I didnât notice you called me âShanksâ earlier. What made you think you could drop honorifics with your Captain like that?âÂ
All you could do was watch him as his lips moved closer and closer to your core, you were speechless with anticipation. Shanks played with the fabric of your underwear, tracing the hem and circling lower towards your clit. You jumped from the sensation. âThough, I have to admit. I did like the sound of my name on your lips.â He continued to tease you with both his words and his movements.Â
âPlease, just touch me already, I canât-â
âCall me by my name again. Then Iâll consider helping you.â Shanks was enjoying this far too much. His eyes twinkled up at you as he grazed your hip bone with his fingertips.Â
You gave in immediately, your pride nowhere to be found, âShanks. Please make me feel good. Iâm begging, Shanks.âÂ
âThatâs more like it.â Shanks shoved your underwear aside and thumbed your clit roughly. You arched your back at the sudden contact and cried out in pleasure. Shanks was completely enthralled with what was happening in front of him, he couldn't take his eyes away from your glistening pussy, soaking wet, all for him. He wanted more and demanded, âLift your hips.âÂ
You immediately obeyed your captain and raised your hips. Shanks grabbed your underwear and ripped them off you. You leaned back with anticipation, but nothing came. You peered up at the red-haired man and you realized he was examining your panties. âOh. Sorry, I know that old pair isnât exactly sexyâŚâ You explained self-consciously. Then suddenly, as if he was possessed, he shoved your soaked underwear into his face and inhaled deeply. Your mouth fell open at the sight. At last, when he lowered your panties from his face he stared at you intensely, his eyes drunk and lazy from your scent.Â
You watched mesmerized by the man in front of you as he tossed your underwear aside, gripped the back of your thigh with his arm, and shoved it back towards your head. Before you could react to the sudden change of position, Shanks plunged his tongue between your folds and lapped up your juices. You gripped his hair as he indulged in your aroused pussy. Shanks moaned into you as you tightened your grasp and pulled his hair slightly. He felt his hard-on twitch painfully, desperate and leaking with pre-cum. It didnât take long before you were rutting into his face, chasing another high and coming undone for a third time by your captain.Â
As your spasms ceased, Shanks sat back up between your legs. You were mortified to see his face covered in your arousal. You sat up and began to apologize, âOh my god, Iâm so sorry let me just-â You raise your hand to wipe away the creamy slick from his face, only to have it shoved away and to be brought into another hungry kiss. The juices from Shanksâ mouth mixed in with your saliva as your tongues intertwined.Â
You were at Shanksâ disposal, at his mercy. You wanted him more than youâd ever wanted anyone. It wasnât enough, not yet. You needed more. Reaching down, you pressed down on the protruding tent that was rising in Shanksâ pants. Shanks pulled away from you slightly and hissed at the contact. You continued to palm at his growing member and whispered, âI want this, Shanks. I want to make you feel good too.âÂ
Shanks laughed weakly, âWell⌠if you ask me like that, who am I to say no?â He moved back to sit on his knees and fumbled with his belt and pants. You couldnât help but smile at how he shakily tripped over his buckle with only one hand. You reached up and helped him by pulling his pants down. Although you knew from feeling him earlier, you were still taken aback by the sheer size of his cock as it nearly smacked you in the face.Â
You eagerly eyed his cock and looked up at Shanks hovering above you, âCan IâŚâ you begin as you reach up to take him in your grip, âsuck it?âÂ
Shanks couldnât help but let out a gasp as you came into contact with his dick. âIf- thatâs what you want. But only a little. Iâm not confident that Iâll last long if yo-â Shanks was cut off by your tongue trailing up the side of his cock. A shiver ran up his spine, and he gripped your hair with his hand to hold on for dear life. You wanted to taste every part of him, you couldnât hold back.Â
You werenât particularly experienced, but somehow you knew exactly what to do for him. You teased his rosy tip with your tongue, licking circles before wrapping your lips around it. You savored the salty taste and traced your tongue along the veins running down him. There was no way you could take him in his entirety, but you pushed as far as your throat could allow. You only got a few pumps in before Shanks stopped you. âAlright. Thatâs enough.â He sat back down on his rear and motioned for you to come to him, âThis isnât about me.â Which was true, but he knew his words were just an excuse. He easily could have come from just your tongue if he wasnât careful.Â
You got up on your knees as Shanks requested, and straddled him. His dick sat hard in between the two of you as he pulled you in for another breathtaking kiss while he used his free hand to continue to stretch you out. Finally satisfied with his prep, he broke the kiss and lifted your ass to hover over him. Shanks looked up at you and purred, âIâll leave this part to you.â He wrapped his large hand around yours and guided it to his throbbing cock, âI donât want to hurt you. So you need to go at your own pace.âÂ
You hesitated slightly at his command, insecure about your skills. But whatever shyness you felt about taking the lead was quickly dismissed by your overflowing arousal. With one hand on Shanksâ shoulder to steady yourself and the other seizing his member, you raised your hips to accommodate his height. You rubbed the head of his cock on your dripping pussy and you both hissed from the contact. Once Shanks was properly lubed by your fluids, you held your breath and slowly lowered your hips onto the tip of his cock. The head alone stretched your inner walls with an intensely painful pleasure. You felt overwhelmed by his size and the electric current that emanated from its pressure. You intended to take him slowly and acclimate to his size, but your instincts took control. You wanted to feel full. You wanted to be completely consumed by him. You hastily realigned yourself, took a breath, and slammed your hips down, instantly taking him down to his base.Â
Neither of you could keep your voices contained. You let out a moan laced with the pain and pleasure of finally receiving Shanks in his entirety. The feeling was devastating. You gripped Shanksâ head pulling him to your chest as you entangled your fingers in his hair. Shanks cursed as he willed himself to stay in control, the pressure and sensation of your grip was mind-shattering. He wrapped his arm around your waist, gripping your skin to ground himself.Â
You didn't give him time to recover. You raised your hips again and slammed down hard against him, receiving a grunt from him. You felt drunk, unable to control your actions, you found yourself rocking into him at an uncontrollable pace. The pain was fading away and was replaced by unbelievable pleasure. You needed more, you needed him everywhere.Â
Shanks took advantage of your position above him, trailing kisses along your chest and leaving occasional bruise and bite mark. He used his tongue to tease and suck on your hard nipples. His hand wandered along the length of your back, grazing your spine with his fingertips leaving you gasping. Even the slightest touch on your body created an unbearable reaction, flooding your senses with bliss.Â
Shanksâ hand continued to explore your body, ticking the nape of your neck, pinching your nipples, and finally falling between your legs. He flicked and rubbed your clit as you rode him at an alarming pace. You felt yourself nearing another climax as the coil in your core began to tighten. You chased the high as you ground against him, willing yourself to continue despite feeling like you were on the brink of collapse.Â
Your climax hit you like a train, bringing earth-shattering pleasure throughout your body. You fell forward, pushing Shanks onto his back as the feeling overtook you, unable to continue. But Shanks wouldn't let you rest and you couldnât contain your voice as Shanks cruelly thrusted up into you, compelling your senses to disintegrate as he fucked you through your peak.
Your ears deafened and rang as you laid exhausted against Shanksâ wide chest, still twitching on his dick. Shanks slowed his pace and you sat on him for a moment as you tried to catch your breath. You felt lighter than when youâd first entered Shanksâ room and your head was clearer, but the burning desire still lay unsatisfied. You tried to sit up to keep riding until your body was appeased, but found yourself collapsing again. Your legs were wobbly, unable to continue. âShanks,â you whispered, âI think youâre going to have to take over from here. Please.âÂ
Shanks was still reeling from your ruthless pace on his dick. He looked up at you, astonished that you still had the energy to keep going. âSo demanding. Youâre making me forget Iâm the captain here.â Shanks sat up and reversed your positions, laying you flat on your back as he hovered over you, âBut, I guess Iâll follow your command this time, Captain.âÂ
Shanks pushed your legs back again and took a moment to examine your swollen pink pussy. It dripped and pulsed in anticipation, making it obvious that the mushroom was still wreaking havoc on your nerves. Shanks knew you wouldn't be able to keep this up much longer and decided to bring this to an end as soon as possible. He positioned himself above you and gripped his cock. Pushing it on you, he teased your clit with his tip for a moment before moving lower and watching in awe as you swallowed his thick cock to the brim of his balls.Â
You gripped the sheets around you tightly, this felt even deeper than before, he was reaching far down inside and rubbing all your sensitive spots. He sat there a moment breathing deep with his eyes closed, feeling the deepest corners of your pussy squeeze and warm him. He was only brought back to reality when you squirmed and whimpered underneath him. You needed more friction, more movement, more anything. Your body was not going to be as patient as Shanks was wanting.Â
Shanks opened his eyes and smirked down at you, âDonât worry,â he gripped your thigh tightly with his hand leaving it stinging, âIâll give you what you want.âÂ
Without warning he lifted his hips, leaving his tip barely inside you, and plowed himself into you as deep and as hard as he could. You choked on your own breath as he pulled out and hammered down into you again, and again. He set an abusive pace, each stroke hitting your deepest nerves and causing waves of spine-tingling pleasure.
Your heightened senses multiplied every feeling, every touch, and every kiss. You felt as if your body was going to disintegrate underneath Shanks. The sensation in your body was unfamiliar and frightening and it was becoming too much. You put your hands on Shanksâ chest in a half-hearted attempt to slow him down, but his merciless tempo continued to wreck your body. Twitching from pleasure, you attempted again to turn your body to run from the feeling. It was all too intense, it was too good and you couldnât take it anymore.Â
Before you could move away Shanks forced you back into position and entangled his hand with yours. His thrusts persisted as he leaned down his head next to yours and whispered gruffly into your ear, his slurring voice tickling your neck, âThis is what you wanted, right? What you needed? Take it for me. Be a good girl for me.âÂ
You were nearly comatose from the pleasure racking your body. Just from his words, you reached another climax, and Shanks fucked you through it once again. Your eyesight became hazy and you knew you needed to ground yourself. Out of desperation, one of your hands reached out to claw his back and the other clenched his hair. You opened your mouth and bit down hard on Shanksâ shoulder. Shanks hissed harshly as your teeth pierced his shoulder, yet he found himself smiling. Your disobedience had always been a turn-on for him. Excited from the pain, he moaned into your ear, âIâm- close. So close.âÂ
âCome in me.â You cried out. You knew you sounded desperate, but you couldnât help it. You wanted him to ruin you, âPlease come in me, Shanks. Please⌠Please⌠Please,â tears ran down your cheeks and you lost all sense of self. All you knew was that you wanted Shanks, every last bit of him. Â
It took all of Shanksâ willpower not to fulfill your request.Â
Every last instinct in Shanksâ body willed him to release inside you, to truly make you his. But his reasoning prevailed. He knew that despite everything he could not do that to you in this state. So, with a few final harsh thrusts, Shanks pulled his cock out and released his warm come across your stomach.Â
Shanks collapsed next to you, panting. He couldnât remember the last time he felt like this. Everything around him felt fuzzy as he came down from his orgasmic high. Once he finally caught his breath again, he turned over and reached for you.Â
You had passed out.Â
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You woke with a jolt of pain as you turned over on your side in your sleep. Groaning, you shifted your body to try and stretch out your achy muscles. However, you realized that you couldnât move. There was a weight laying across your abdomen⌠and your leg⌠and there was something pressed up against your backâŚ
Your eyes snapped open.Â
You werenât in your room, that was obvious. But where were you? You turned slightly to lay on your back, and looking down you saw an arm strewn across your stomach. Horrified, your eyes trailed up to see whose arm it was. It took everything in you not to scream as you realized you were entangled in your captain's sleepy limbs.Â
Your mind raced, desperate to remember what happened. You were exploring the island, Shanks came with you, you went into the cave andâŚÂ
It all came flooding back.Â
You lay there in shock.Â
What was going to happen now? What if someone saw you? Would you have to leave the ship?Â
Your eyes wandered to where he lay, breathing deep in his slumber. He was shirtless and you couldnât help but stare. Looking down you realized you werenât wearing your own clothes, but rather an oversized off-white button-down shirt. It was obvious that Shanks lent you his own shirt. What a gentleman, you thought sarcastically as your body ached. But, you couldnât help yourself, you turned your body to face him for a better look at the man before you, admiring his strong features.Â
As you savored the view in front of you, Shanks willed his body to sit as still as possible. He had woken up nearly an hour before you had and had spent the time watching you sleep, stroking your hair, and indulging in the feeling of sleeping next to you. He panicked when you shifted in your sleep and decided to pretend to be asleep. To his surprise, you hadnât gotten up to leave, and he could feel your warm gaze on his face. He savored this morning, never wanting it to end.Â
The peaceful moment was ruined in an instant.Â
Shanksâ bedroom door flew open with a loud crash as none other than Benn Beckman strode in. You and Shanksâ eyes flew open and met each other in horror before turning your attention to the trespasser. Beckman didnât get more than three steps into his Captainâs room when he realized what he stumbled in on.Â
There was a moment of silence, all three of you stared at each other, taking in the information in front of you.Â
Finally, you came to your senses and flung the sheets over yourself to hide from the embarrassment. You felt Shanksâ hand lay protectively on your back as you hid, âBeckman,â He spoke sharply, âyouâd better have a good reason for barging into my room.âÂ
Beckman gulped, âDefinitely not a good enough reason for this.âÂ
âRight. Beckman?âÂ
âYes?âÂ
âLeave. Now.âÂ
âRight. Donât have to tell me twice.â Beckman turned to the door and stepped out of the room. You peeked out of the blankets and saw Beckman pause before closing the door behind him. He looked back at you and Shanks sternly, âI hope you two know what youâre doing.âÂ
And with that, he closed the door.Â
You peeled back the covers and emerged next to Shanks. The two of you sat in silence for a minute, both pondering Beckmanâs statement. He had a good point. What were you going to do now? Mushroom or not, the two of you crossed the boundary between captain and crewmate. Would you both ignore it and pretend nothing happened?Â
Your mind was spinning down all the possibilities that were laid out in front of you. Shanks thought your ears would start smoking soon, and he spoke first. Laying you back down on his arm he spoke two simple sentences that made you relax and settle down to sleep.
âLetâs worry about this tomorrow. Iâm sure weâll figure it out.â
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#I'm not a writer be nice to me#here for the laffs xoxo#if anyone was wondering lagneia just means lust in greek#the creative juices were just flowing out of me what can i say#shanks#shanks x reader#shanks hc#one piece#one piece hc#one piece fanfic#shanks fanfic#self insert#one piece self insert#sex pollen#smut#shanks smut#one piece headcanons#shanks headcanons#one piece x reader#shanks x y/n#one piece x y/n#mine#shanks one shot#one shot#shanks fic
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I wholeheartedly believe that the last thing that should be said in response to aspecs hating their identity is "don't worry! Aspecs can still do X, Y, and Z" and I'm so fucking serious about this.
The least helpful thing you can do to someone who have not accepted their aspec identity yet is give them ways to compensate for it. If an aspec person is upset over not being able to enter a romantic relationship, the last thing that should be done is to tell them they can still enter one or instead enter a QPR - not because that's not true but because that is quite literally going to stunt their ability to accept their aspec identity. Telling them they can instead enter a QPR when they're upset over the lack of romantic relationships is at MOST a bandaid for the main issue. Instead of them coming to accept their identity and accept who they are you have instead handed them an amatonormative alternative on a silver platter that allows them to pretend they still fit into amatonormativity without every deconstructing it. This is how we get QPRs getting shoved into an amatonormative framework - these people NEVER got over the "I'm sad that I'm aspec" phase because they were handed alternatives instead of given actual support in deconstructing their internalized aphobia, self hatred, and amatonormative biases.
#text#aspec#aro#aromantic#ace#asexual#aroace#I'm not saying that bringing up the fact that aspecs can still interact in certain ways to be Bad or Wrong btw#I'm not saying we shouldn't talk about how some aspecs have sex or some have partnerships or whatever#but more just that the only response to people complaining about certain issues shouldn't only be âOh but you can do xâ#someone who is mourning the fact they dont fit into amatonormativity shouldn't be told âoh but you can fit into amatonormativityâ#Like idk maybe there should be a discussion about how many people use favorability and partnering to avoid properly healing?#maybe there should be a discussion about how often people only accept aspec identities based on how closely they fit amatonormativity?#maybe there is a discussion about how other aspecs play into that and never actually leave their âsad to be aspecâ phase#the fact so many can only âacceptâ their aspec identity when they are told that they can still partake in amatonormativity#like idk i feel like discussions can be had here and i think these sorts of discussions need to be had#especially if we ever want to be on the same page when it comes to dismantling amatonormativity
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A reminder that lesbians need abortions too. There are tons of reasons why a lesbian might need an abortion so kindly stop saying we are lucky we donât have to worry about the current state of the US. Itâs stupid that I even have to say this and Iâm tired of seeing the take that we shouldnât have to worry about abortion access being taken away in many states.
#lesbian rant#itâs as if yâall forget trans sapphics exist#or that lesbians can do sex work#or that lesbians can be abused#you just look stupid saying stuff like that#lgbt#lgbtq#lesbian#@ the people in the comments thank you for the info I changed them here and will keep that in mind
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pull it to the side ⼠s. winchester
summary: sam wants to try something out.
pairings: sam winchester x reader, sam winchester x fem reader, [can be read as gn afab! reader]
word count: 1.3K
warnings: MINORS DNI, hint of dom/sub dynamics, oral fem! receiving, biting, slight choking, smug sam, porn w/out plot, no use of y/n, kinda edited
a/n: uhh hi guys this came out of nowhere but it was sparked because of guess by charlie xcx and billie so yeah here it is loll [also the title is a lyric from the song]
anyways enjoy! please like, comment, and reblog!! your feedback fuels me loll!
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You and Sam all but stumbled into the room, lips attached to one other as you guys hastily pawed at each other, eager to get rid of the troublesome clothes on your bodies. Through the haze of lust, you could tell that you were being pushed back, and you had landed on the edge of the bed. Your lips had finally separated from Samâs for the first time since you entered the room.Â
Your naked chest heaved as you tried to catch your breath underneath Samâs hungry gaze. You were already so fucked out, and Sam hadnât done anything but overwhelm you with his kisses and insistent hands. You were stripped naked, barring your underwear, which had yet to be taken off and practically soaked through with your arousal, making the soft white color of the panties almost translucent.Â
Samâs large form loomed over you, making you lean back until your bare back hit the sheets of the bed. Samâs lips were pulled into a salacious smirk as he hovered over you, his hips slotting in between your open legs. You let out a soft moan as you felt the rough denim of his jeans rut against your clothed core.Â
You saw Samâs lips twitch up further before planting soft, teasing kisses across your jaw and cheek before capturing your lips between his. His tongue breached your mouth instantly, swiping his tongue against yours and making your brain go haywire as his warm hands roamed over your thighs and hips until one of them made it to one of your breasts and started to knead it. A keening whine left your mouth as he pinched the hardened nub in between his fingers.Â
A low chuckle rumbled in Samâs chest. âGod, I love your noises.â He mumbled against your lips before biting the bottom one gently.Â
His lips left yours, and he skimmed his lips down your jaw with a feather-light touch as he kissed and nipped at your neck. Sam filled your senses as you felt his mouth trail lower and lower, kissing and biting anywhere he could. You knew you would be covered in small bruises and bite marks by the time Sam was done with you, but you couldnât give a single shit about it at the moment as you felt his breath ghost against your lower belly as he sunk in between your open legs.Â
âFuck.â Sam breathed out when he saw the state of your underwear. âYouâre soaking, arenât you sweetheart?â You could hear the satisfaction in his voice as he left sloppy kisses on your inner thighs.Â
One of your hands made its way into his hair, brushing the hair away from his forehead while the other gripped the sheets next to you tightly. When you met his eyes, the hazel in them was non-existent as they were overtaken by the lust that had taken over any rational he had.Â
âSâall for you.â You managed to rasp out.Â
âAll for me?â The smirk that was on his face could have rivaled the devilâs as he sucked a mark into your plush inner thigh. Sam all but shoved his face into your crotch; you felt him take a deep inhale of your clothed cunt and let out a groan. âYou smell so good.â
A soft whimper left your lips as his lips kissed your covered mound through your underwear. Sam started to lap at your cunt through the soaked material, making it even wetter.Â
âFuck.â He said with a grunt. âYouâre so wet. I can taste you through your underwear.â Sam went from licking to kissing at your clit.Â
You could feel how your underwear was stuck to your cunt like a second skin. Low moans and whines left your parted lips as Sam mouthed at your cunt, licking and kissing at it with your soaked panties acting as the only barrier between your dripping core and his mouth.Â
One of Samâs hands left your thigh to pull the material of your underwear taut against you, making a small yelp escape your mouth at the new sensation.Â
Sam pulled away for a moment. âBet if I could make you cum just like this.â He said to himself, tugging the underwear tighter against you. Â
You tugged at the strands on top of his head, making Sam look up at your shaking head. âTake them off.â You pouted at him.Â
You moved the hand that wasnât in Samâs hair off of the bed and to the waistband of your underwear. Sam acted quickly and used his free hand to grab your wrist and pin it back down on the bed.Â
Sam moved from his spot between your legs to hover over you, your hand falling from his hair as he shook his head and looked at you with a stern glare.
He clicked his tongue at you. âYouâre not in charge tonight.âÂ
You couldnât help the scowl that formed on your face. Before you could even blink, both of your wrists were pinned above your head in one of Samâs hands on the headboard while the other wrapped around the base of your neck loosely.Â
âYou wanna act like a brat tonight? Because Iâll treat you like one.â Samâs nostrils flared as he leaned closer to you, his nose brushing against yours, and you held his fiery gaze.Â
You shook your head at him. âWanna be your good girl.âÂ
âThen youâll take what I give you.â The hand that was at the base of your neck moved up to wrap around your neck, but he didnât put any pressure on it. A small whimper left your lips at the feeling of Samâs big hand around your throat.Â
Sam sent you a dark smirk before kissing you fast and hard. âKeep them there.â He squeezed your wrists before slinking down your body until he was face-to-face with your covered cunt again. He pulled your underwear hard against you and wasted no time trying to get you to cum.Â
You wished you could feel his talented tongue against your bare cunt, but pleasure still surged through you as you felt him press his tongue hard against you and focused on your clothed clit. Sam managed to suck at it through the fabric, making you buck against his mouth. You could feel the familiar heat brew in your lower belly as Sam continued his ministrations. You were writhing on the bed, trying to keep your hands against the headboard as you tried to grind against Samâs face.Â
Sam threw an arm around your hips, keeping you in place as he ate you out like a man starved. Loud moans erupted from the back of your throat as you felt yourself coming closer and closer to the edge.Â
Sam could tell you were getting close. âYou gonna cum, pretty girl?âÂ
âYes!â You gasped.â Pl-please let me cum.â You all but whined out, tears welling up in your eyes. You were so worked up, and all you wanted was for Sam to let you cum and finally fuck you.Â
Sam chuckled against you, the vibrations making the warmth in your core even hotter. âGonna make you cum.â He doubled down, wanting to make you cum as soon as possible.Â
You were covered in a sheen of sweat as you felt the band in your core become tighter and tighter. Sam took your clit and sucked on it hard, biting it lightly, and the band snapped. Your mouth was open in a silent moan as pleasure racked through your body. Sam mouthed at your soaked-through underwear as you came down, shiny with his spit and your cum.Â
Sam planted soft kisses up your body and pressed a chaste kiss against your lips when you finally calmed down. You let out a low moan as you tasted yourself against his slick-covered lips. You didnât realize that your eyes had closed until they fluttered open to see Samâs satisfied smile.Â
âTold you I could make cum with them on.âÂ
#daisy writes#heres some smut#i wrote this instead of the other WIP i was working on#what can i say#i need to have nasty sex with sam winchester#please and thank you#anyways enjoy#sam winchester#sammy my boy#sam winchester x reader#sam winchester x fem reader#sam winchester x fem! reader#sam winchester x afab! reader#sam winchester x afab reader#sam winchester one shot#sam winchester smut#sam winchester fanfiction#supernatural#spn#supernatural x reader#spn x reader#supernatural smut#spn smut#supernatural fanfiction#spn fanfiction#supernatural one shot
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#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw đ i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW đŤľâź
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The women Jin Guangyao uses to kill Jin Guangshan are NOT from the brothel he grew up in
Except for Sisi, obviously.
But, crucially, Sisi MOVED brothels after her face got slashed.
That's why Jin Guangyao only recognized her after Jin Guangshan was already dead. If he had sourced the women from the brothel he grew up in, you think he wouldn't have made sure beforehand that they wouldn't include the one woman who was explicitly nice to him and his mother? He couldn't bear to kill her even after she was already a witness, but that meant he had to imprison her instead. Not exactly an ideal scenario! You think he wouldn't have thought to avoid that?
Well, that's all hypothetical anyway, because he couldn't have sourced anyone from the brothel he grew up in anyway, because that brothel had already been burnt down. By Jin Guangyao! This is the order he gives Xue Yang at the end of the villainous friends extra, which also contains Xue Yang meeting Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan. Which means this is way before Xue Yang kills the Chang clan, Xiao Xingchen eventually catches him, and Nie Mingjue kicks Jin Guangyao down the stairs which leads to his death 2 months later. And Jin Guangshan doesn't die until after Nie Mingjue is already dead, so while this is definitely where Jin Guangyao starts planning to kill his father, it's well before he actually executed that plan. By the time he does, that brothel is ash.
I say this because there's been several time now where I've seen people attribute Jin Guangyao using sex workers to kill his father, and killing them aferwards, to some kind of revenge scheme? A way to get back at the other women in the brothel who mistreated his mom at the same time as he gets back at his father. But all those women died when it burned to the ground. We see their ghosts in guangyin temple! Every single woman Jin Guangyao uses to kill his father and then later executes was a complete stranger to him. It has nothing to do with who they are and everything to do with what they are (older 'ugly' sex workers) Whether you think that makes his actions worse or better or generally has no moral impact i'll leave up to you. But it's important to remember that while the violence he enacts on his father is deeply personal, what he does to the sex workers is not.
#mdzs#jin guangyao#meng yao#mdzs meta#i really like jgy! this post was written by a certified jgy apologist!#and i have a lot of feelings about this plot point. obviously it's abhorrent morally#but as his lowest moment it says a lot of very interesting things about him as a character!#mayhaps i will make a post about my thoughts... one day...#posting about the sex workers on god's internet as a jgy stan is always a risky move#but every time i try to find like... conversations about this i'm either just met with antis OR this misconception#and like we CAN have the revenge conversation!! about him burning down the brothel!!!#it doesn't belong here! wrong place for that!
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very odd that the "you have to understand when there's gay sex happening even when there isn't any gay sex happening" website seems to be pissed off abt no gay sex happening in venom 3 even tho the entire movie was basically shoving it in your face if you actually cared to look
#mine#spoilers in tags kinda#venom the last dance#venom#like?!?! sorry that i sound bitter on the pissing on the poor website but like.#yall were ranting and raving abt fight club being abt gay sex#and yet ppl are pissed off that a pg 13 superhero movie didn't feature the two leads sloppily making out#cmon man.#its not queerbaiting when ITS RIGHT THERE!!!!#and if that doesn't satisfy you THEN READ THE COMICS!!!!#you can criticize the movie all you want bc obviously it wasn't the best movie#well imo i think it was the best out of the trilogy which is rare#but saying venom queerbaited you? that's wild#saw 2004 is gayer than venom to you guys? thas crazy#these two talked abt having children. eddie was in a suit that venom admired him in. they went to vegas for their 1yr anniversary#their final scene together. bruh!#tom hardy was out here trying to give the gays what they wanted and yall are so ungrateful
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every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh
OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...
i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships have unconventional boundaries defined by the people within them.
you know... like every relationship.
like the only reason the two have overlap is because they are both partnerships that emotionally care for each other but can choose to not bang (which is true for any romance anyway, even if it's considered abnormal). they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.
i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?
no, it's not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you aren't quite wired to understand, is all.
*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.
#quadrants#homestuck#moirallegiance#BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG OMG THANK YOU FOR THE ASK#its just i USED to think they were the same#and then recently i kept getting pissy when people said they were the same so i was like. okay let's unpack this#what's the overlap here and what's the differences?#and really people THINK theyre the same because they think theyre both like. 'im gonna platonically marry my friend!' ^w^#(which is obviously not actually what either of them are like. lol)#when REALLY what they have in common is 'hey you're a person i want to have a committed partnership. but potentially not sex or tradition'#and it's not really fair to compare them because they come from totally different places and have totally different standards#QPR was created as an ALTERNATIVE to allonorms. its about saying 'hey lets make up our own rules. my life partner can be platonic if i want#whereas moirallegiance IS a norm and its not counter any culture. it's just 'trolls have biological romantic feelings/needs in This way.'#idk idk how to explain it any further because ive spent a fucking hour on this post and i have a massive headache so feel free to ask me--#more specific questions if the shit i said here doesnt make any sense (ďźďżŁăźďżŁ)..#<- wow haha the troll fictive autism really jumped out with this post huh. whoops#hsmeta#long post#op
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i need a cigarette
#âevery second countsâ but wait let me take a look at my co-worker for a second too long#this scene was my âso you can push me and i can push youâ crumbs đŤ #its about the naturally brewing competition its about the watchful eyes its about the undermining and push and pull#save me dom/sub sydcarmyâŚ. dom/sub sydcarmy save meâŚ.#iâll be delusional and say they had the most disgustingly filthy hate that i canât hate you sex that night#no wonder âď¸ folded lolâŚ#sydcarmy#carmy x sydney#the bear#charged and sexy#lets bring that tag back we need some positivity here đŠ
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hiiii i know you said you're not very good with headcanons but maybe... just maybe.... since everyone is having a conversation about inappropriate use of mutations... you could give us a few nsft hcs.... please.....
you cant just ask me for my nsft hcs anon you knooww im not good at these.. but i was daydreamin during class this morning so you can have LIKE. SOME semblance of something. below the cut (âŻâ˝â° ;; )
i dont think i need to jot down roleplay is integral to their sex life but i will anyway. we'll double this review with bdsm/bondage Also being significant (if that not just being an extension of the Roleplay bit. or rather their roleplay is a part of their bdsm--)
charles is the more vocal one between the two of them (but im greedy and despite erik Trying to keep himself under control i imagine he gets a lil more vocal the closer he is to coming anyway...)
Speaking Of Inappropriate Use Of Mutations we already talked Extensively about erik's but how does the crowd feel about telepathic threesomes. its like an h2o molecule but horny. bonus points for scenarios where charles gets to watch himself fuck erik first-class-emma-frost style (Double Bonus Points who's to say movieverse!cherik couldnt have been inspod from that moment huh)
More Inappropriate Use Of Charles' Mutation charles can control how fast/hard erik rides/fucks him
when charles orgasms he (mostly) unintentionally causes erik's to feel more intense alongside his own (bonus points charles can negate the feelings of the refractory period if they're up for another immediate round)
strip chess. its even sexier because in chess sometimes it's the best strategy to sacrifice a piece to advance (the question now is is the objective to win the game or to get naked faster ... curious ... could be both and win in the psychological-warfare department or something...)
eriks a lot more tender than probably expected. i know hes a lover at heart .... (but he will be rougher if that's what charles is looking for that night)
Such Scenarios usually being on nights charles is collared and gets to be eriks 'pet' complete with liberal pulling of the collar and name calling (or is it 'petname' calling Please Laugh)
on that note aftercare is Extensive: they're triple and quadruple checking to make sure the other one's alright, especially if their powers were involved
#nsft#ilke OBJECTIVELY this time do not look in here if you dont want to read semi-in-depth descriptions of old man yaoi sex#snap chats#keyword /this morning/ ive been thinking of this bullshit ALL DAAAAAAYY I NEED HEEEEELP <- but i dont want it#none of you look at me i sat here for an hour thinking of two old men fuckin and suckin when i have a paper due in the morning#its not a long paper and i can def knock it out in Max An Hour so dont worry but still....#this ask is evil cause now im stuck with images i cant draw at this time life is so cruel#i think i had more to say but i forget. too busy learning about math and HR Practices today ...#oh wait i remember: 'snap how does strip chess work' for every non-pawn piece you take off a piece of clothing âď¸#rules may vary but thats generally the idea#also i /could/ sit here and think of more because thats my fucked up superpower but i repeat i have A Paper i should attend to somewhat#after i answer some more asks ...... so i dont just leave the dashboard on. debauchery#if youvev read this far. please dont think me too lecherous (âŻâ˝â° ;;)
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All evidence suggests yes
#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic#kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin#also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title âQueen of the Queersâ and somehow be homophobic afterwards#unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this#crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form#with that said. he has the energy of âim not homophobic yall are just annoyingâ#doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual#like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window#jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally#blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic#hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like âman this guy has gotta be homophobicâ#somebody mentions their partner and you go âoh boy here it isâ but he just has no reaction whatsoever#hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else#Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does#Typa MFer who thinks âsexâ is just a synonym for gender#also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie#gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about#Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that#not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer#but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally#somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like â??? but theyre all obsessed with me?â#if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her#id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like#monkey d luffy#its already happened#mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know#one piece#seven warlords#warlords of the sea#bartholomew kuma
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you're aware that aroace people can date and have sex,,,, right?
#zolu#sorry i saw the post floating around on twitter and had to say something on here#its truly insane like we can date and have sex you guys dont know shit#also as a former zosan shipper FUCK zosan
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BONUS
#DON'T LOOK AT ME#i am not responsible for the thoughts in my brain when i see maximus in this outfit#it's like a whole extra level of wet dream inducing hotness#LOOK AT THOSE ARMS#HIS NECK#HIS ABSOLUTELY UNFLAPPABLE FACE#i am so obsessed with the fourth one when he's snarling at haken#i could write an essay on it#maybe one day when my brain is saying more than âhmmshdsdhj hahaajsksdshf SEXâ#who knew that an academy-award winning scrap of sackcloth could be the sexiest costume on earth#HE'S BUILT FOR IT#yeah i spent a long time getting the perfect shot of the back of his neck#there are several throughout the movie but that one is. that one is special#IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST SJBDGSAFSDFKSDSKAFHJ#sorry guys#if i'm not going full nosferatu on his gorgeous neck and back what's the point of anything#i am SO HOT for this man it's ridiculous#i want him to SLAM me into that rock wall and BANG me until neither of us can breathe#AUSEFGSGFHAJSJASK I'M FALLING APART#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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Oh, so, like, the entire first season's establishment of the characters and their interactions don't actually matter in Helluva Boss. Okay, cool.
Like, I get that characterization develops over time and the writers come up with new ideas and places they want to take the story, but. So much of the Stolas/Blitzø stuff recently isn't character development: it's retconning.
#I'm just salty because i was heavily invested in the unhealthy dynamic as i interpreted it#instead of the unhealthy dynamic the show decided on.#uhhhh. yeah I'll throw this in the crit tag#helluva boss critical#I'm mostly just not invested in this show anymore. alas! but i do still very much enjoy the art and animation style#every time there's shiny glowy eyes i go đ#anyway it does just take a tiny amount of editing to have this come across how i would very much enjoy#where Stolas is just. hypocritical#he wants love and a relationship so badly#and that's such an interesting characterization and I'm here for it!#if we also just. acknowledge the way he was SO obsessed with sex while Blitzø was awkward about it#like there is a lot of mention of that - Blitzø says he thought that's what Stolas wanted from him#and is confused about why things are changing!! (i love it so much)#but the show seems to take Stolas's side instead of allowing that 'yeahâ he doesn't recognize how his internal emotions were never seenâ#because all Blitzø sees are Stolas's external actions - exactly the problem that Stolas is having with Blitzø not communicating!'#AND i still think there should be more emphasis on 'hey yeah it was really fucked up to manipulate Blitzø into sex like he did'#the crystal didn't magically fix it and they should have issues with Blitzø not understanding his worth to Stolas#because from his POV: Stolas really does only want him for sexâ is paying him with access to the book and human realmâ#and has repeatedly sexualized him And seemed ashamed of it when other important people knew#(compared to how he acted towards Blitzø around other Imps) (which makes it seem like he doesn't care about what Imps think at all)#Stolas can be sad and his emotions are interesting but not when all of the fandom I'm seeing is taking his side#me at all times always: i think these characters/this ship should be worse!!!
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