#can i have a round of applause?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Culinary appreciation

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[nouriyx]

mixing cod and salmon can have nuclear reactions….

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[historicallyaccuratecheese]

I think it’s especially telling that Starkid not only managed to get me to start and continue theatre to this day via a single musical of theirs, and have my love for the craft only deepen as I watch more and more of them, but that they’ve also started dragging me back into doing music after nearly 4 years of having barely touched an instrument, all because of a single concert.

It’s just. Wow. These people are fucking powerful, aren’t they?

[baeshijima]

im on a train and really fucking tired but i would just like to say writing on tumblr isnt that deep.

like yes we put our time and effort into our writing and want for it to be well-received by our followers and everyone who comes across it in general, but at the end of the day tumblr is just a little app that has no place in the bigger part of our lives. we have our own jobs, education, lives to worry about, as well as a multitude of incidents that occur everyday, and spending this time actively sending out false accusations, spreading unwarranted hate, using literal real world tragedies as a comparison for something as insignificant as tumblr jealousy…

u know what we call this? being chronically online. and i hope to whoever does this in their apparently free life gets well soon and realises there are much bigger, more prevalent issues at hand than their urge to be immature.

[bardnuts]

Chapter Time

CHAPTER 28: TWILL BUILDS A FIRE

Woman Regrets Embarking on Trip with Two Horny Freaks • Camping in Style: 1001 Things to do with Squirrels • Asshole Without Darkvision Contributing to Light Pollution • Single Man Desperate Enough to Consider Cannibal: “I already like biting in a nonsexual context"

IN WHICH Astarion has a proposition

[cometnoodle]

that reaction when your partner in destiny tries to chuck themselves of the cliff

[faerywhimsy]

TL;DR

Nobody: ....

Me: So Benji Mahmoud could have been an incredibly important and dynamic character, with relevant ties to multiple themes Prince Lestat did a good job pulling on. I would have been real happy to have seen more of his character and, since I didn't, I guess I'll settle for writing about it here.

Hyperlinks go to the posts I thought of as I wrote this.

I've been feeling pulled to post a lot of head canons that involve Benji lately and I think I'm starting to kinda stumble across why it all of a sudden feels important to me.

Like a lot of things in this fandom, it actually starts with Daniel.

Daniel is the only character we see in the original TVC trilogy, in real time, being human and then being brought into the blood. He's just Some Guy who happens to start all this shit that blows out 13 books. And that's relatable. Most series have that character through which the reader comes into the world of the story. It's an established narrative technique.

And then we get the final TVC trilogy, the three books we never thought we'd get because Anne kinda finished the series a decade before and went on to bigger and better things.

*cough* not *cough*

So we get the final trilogy. In which we are introduced to a blond, male character, human when we meet him but, oh no, he gets involved with vampires and ultimately ends up begging to be turned, then spends the rest of the series as a vampire.

Stop me if you've heard this story before.

Now I've got nothing against Viktor. His romance with Rose seems sweet, and he's always going to have a bit of the centre stage just because he's the literal genetic clone of our main protagonist, Lestat. It's a bit hokey but, you know, so is a lot of what we ended up with in the later books. We're just grateful it didn't all end with Blood Canticle and now weed out the things we like.

It's just... I can't help thinking an existing youthful vampire from TVC would have given deeper resonance to the story than introducing a new character with a similar trajectory did.

What might the last trilogy might have been like if Benji—the third human-turned-vampire we meet between these two characters—had been just a little bit more utilised. Not as a love interest, or a plot point, but for himself. Cause just his placement in time and circumstance offers a lot of narrative potential.

We first meet Benji Mahmoud as an important character in Armand's recovery after he attempts suicide. He asks to be made into a vampire, but isn't obsessed by it, pretty much accepts it and moves on when Armand tells him it can't be done. ("Oh, never. I don't have such a power. It's never done." "Then who made you?" "I was born out of a black egg." - TVA)

There's a lot of a sense that he and his companion Sybelle are replacements to a writer who no longer wished to write about Daniel in Armand's emotional trajectory, and I know that put me off both these characters for years. But the side effect is, we get a continuity to show Armand doesn't just stop after Daniel walks out on him, and can choose to read that Armand was hurting and traumatised when recounting these events to David.

Back to Benji. When Benji is turned, he is 12 years old and it's the end of 1998. There's a reason I like both of these things: 12 years old is just about the youngest I've heard any us fans picking up the TVC series of books (omg that's way too young for this content, my friends, I mourn all our brain chemistry), and the birth year of 1986 makes Benji not just a millennial, but lot closer in age and experience to a lot of us than the far off birth year of 1952 for Daniel-the-Baby-Boomer. I also think it would have been a lot easier to remember to read Daniel as not a millennial had there been another character front and centre who was.

The way I see it, Benji could have added so much nuance as a character of TVC if he'd been fleshed out. Most of the time if I remember to think of Benji in canon, he seems like the faded middle child, a plot point with a name in Prince Lestat, nothing resembling a fully fleshed out character.

And that makes me sad. Sad for his character, and sad for us. I'm not saying get rid of Viktor, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying that in a cast of 183282 vampires, there was surely enough room to do more with Benji than give him a radio show recorded within the walls of Trinity Gate.

Like, just off the top of my head: Did he ever leave those walls? Was he still as much of a smart ass with a commentary on everything after 20 years in the blood? What did he figure out that he liked to do with his time when he wasn't recording? Did he remain close to Sybelle? How did he feel about forever holding the visage of a 12 year old? What kind of evil doers did he hunt? What was his relationship with Armand? What did he think of Daniel? Was it a bit awkward coming face to face with his maker, Marius, after so long? Was he included with the guys whenever Armand, Lestat and Louis caught up? Is he more like Daniel at court, really fitting in more amongst the more ancient characters, or does he prefer coming across as one of the wiser young ones when he visits Auvergne?

Hell, if Viktor is basically Lestat's son and Benji is kinda Armand's son, what do the interactions of that Next Generation look like??

Conversely, what were Armand's thoughts beyond the immediate aftermath of Benji and Sybelle having been brought into the blood? Did he lose interest in Benji after Marius turned him? Was he protective of him? Were there times when he looked at Benji and felt woefully guilty about Claudia who died for the offence of being a child vampire? Was Benji a way for Armand to heal the mistakes he had made with both Claudia and Daniel in different ways before him? Louis and Benji live in the same house for at least 10 years together; what were their interactions like and did Armand have any thoughts on those?

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

THOUGHTS ABOUT DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE HANG ON Jason's not singing. the choice to have Jason not sing with his little interjections- "who" "what are you talking about?" "Grace you're freaking me out" it makes sense the song's not about him he's just there while Grace sings but uh Grace is currently channeling the power of the Lords in Black and is wearing almost all blue and it kind of reminds me of TGWDLM style of people talking during songs - A la "Alice i'm taking you home" Ted explaining where his id is during show me your hands, Emma yelling "he's got a daughter" during join us and die - especially the "I'm getting out of here!" as Jason runs off stage - and uh Pokotho???? Jason's not singing. Grace is.

[infizero]

the amount of sonic and shadow working together as a pair in these teasers and clips is making me insane oh i just know this season's gonna drive me batty

[parktheghost]

Finding exit wounds in the hospital waiting room by @parktheghost​ (P.C-M.)

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images of things

[bitegore]

maybe you guys were onto something with the betaing

[ourhouseishaunted]

desperately hoping my life amounts to anything soon :)

[blue-mood-blue]

Are they mxtx guys? Cos if so, don’t you threaten me with a good time!

They are mxtx guys!! And there are so many possibilities for these specific guys! I have considered:

1.) putting them together into a box like two feral cats and hoping they both survive,

2.) handing a kitten to the first feral cat like “here, take this, don’t break him,” or,

3.) taking the second feral cat away and getting my arms scratched to hell for the offense

[kithtaehyung]

ryen…. it’s done. 🤭

HOW IN THE WORLD…..

[novamirmirsblog]

Ladies and gents after many many years I have decided to review some of my 40 WIPS and might even get one finished today 🎉

edit: holy shit its gonna be a big one. it's already at over 3500 words. let me know if you guys want it in 2 parts rather than one giant one 💀