#can he alreadyyyyy?????

[blowflyfag]

Can La Knigjt just like. Post a dick pic or something already

[atticsandwich]

here again for meohisto brainworms HES TAKING MC AS HIS DATE TO A DEMON NOBLES PARTY IMFDHEYRBEHDUWHDHWHD (fun fact. i have a fic with that exact oremise in my drafts. i fear i may have to finish it bc of this one)

(taken from the devilgram - surprise gift)

basically: he needed to bring a gift for the party in his family's name and was at a loss on what to bring so asked for mc's help (that scene was so cute too he literally goes "mmm..mmmhh... please i need ur help" LMFAO LOSER... I LOVE U.) so we ask thirteen's help for a purgatory lamp (that can only be made from an ore found at the reaper's cave). what i like about the exchange after is he instantly corrects his attitude when thanking mc... which means my boy is growing 🥹... while also keeping his ego. note the dance lessons quip LMFAO.

and. and. we get this scene too...

he opens up a bit about family pressure and has started to rely on others... and to treasure who. TREASURE WHO... OF COURSE YOU CUT OFF..... cough cough mc.... jesus christ JUST LET ME DATE THE GUY ALREADYYYYY

[gauntletqueen]

You ever think about Riku

I think about Riku sometimes yeah. He's sort of like my favorite Really Edgy Dark And Twisted Heart But There's Love There Too kind of guy. I want him and Sora to be honest about their love for eachother alreadyyyyy also i GOTTA continue Kingdom Hearts but everything's always in the way and I wanna continue it with a Special Thing if I can but we'll seeeee anyway Riku's gay as fuck but yknow who i aLSO THINK ABOUT??

Repliku!!!! He deserved so much more IT'S NOT FAAIIIIR

[astral-nautical]

suckening liveblog bc i dont wanna spam my friends lol

spoilers ahead!!!!!!!!!!!! going to put all of episode 1 in one post :O

i didnt expect emizel to be pronounced tht way tbh!! em-ee-zel...i expected emi-zel if tht makes Any sense

oh emizel got daddy issues? sad. wait he runs a GANG?

the arts fucking insane dude im so happy they worked w so many people for this

oh hello soda :O bro has some transgender energy already like. who dresses themselves in stuff w their name on it if not someone who picked their own name?

GANG WAR,? i love emizel i dont know if this is the rightr vibe or not but hes giving me 'punk kid whose pretending to be in a gang' and i love him for it

smash bros commentary is so funny omg

oohhh vampire time soon???? fangs gonna BITE

'sometimes i just say shit and idk what it means' SAME SODA.

ohhhhh nooo this is not gooooood. oh em ur getting fucked uppp

FIRST COMBAT WOOOOO omg the music is fucing phenomenal i love u nathan hanover

oh my god this is fuckjign insane NO SODAAAAAAAAAAA

ayo ? kiss time ig. NAHHHHH BITE TIME

wat the fuuuuuuck What the fuuuuuck LMAO FUCK DOUBLE BITE??????? CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER

FRENZY CHECK??????? oh here we go dude vampire timeee

so emizels fucked. ANYWAYS ROMANIA

bizlys character art looks like hes abt to cry lmao. sad little twink

im so fond of this guy and hehasnt even talked? hes so funny. why are you so well dressed AYO EYESHADOW?

SHILO IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM? oh no his accent is so cute. cute as in like a stuffed animal is cute not like attraction. im aroace

is shilo like? rapunzel? is he not allowed to leave his room ?

hes so funny im so fucking endeared omg

"WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE KNOW ABOUT FENCING?"

oh he IS rapunzel he's never met a mortal!! why is his mother never letting him out :O

oh....he wants a book on birds :,) he wants to read abt pheasants....

HE WANTS A PET PHESSANT I AM GOING TO START CRYING

shilo is a manipulative little BASTARD i love him he can do no wrong in my eyes forever and always. my wet and pathetic cat that i hold so dearly

ohh curious boy curious boy...doing this he should Not b

oh fuck shilo's mom so much i have a bad feeling abt her alreadyyyyy

my bbg...run away flee this place get OUT god i fucking hate his mother she caused him so much shame he's frenzying :((((

'both of you will take me to the darkened door, or i Will Scream." shilo you are my favourite forever and ever

ARTHUR.......OH HIS DESIGN IS COOL AS FUCK

kitty kitty cat :O give me their name rnv ITS A GIRL oh the little kityt noises im going to pass away

void...is she smarter than arthur lmao?

FUCLFUCKFUCK COWBOY VAMPIRE IM SHITTING MYSELFNSJFDJS

arthurs so cool hes like if rumi had a goth phase

fucking What is arthurs deal whts he looking for here. hello

SHILOAPPEARING IN THE AUTO SHOP IM GONNA LOSE IT. GUARD HELP THERE IS OIL ON MYHANDS Who is that.

"i believe in you. you are my special boy<3" shilo is such an asshole i adore him

emizel is here :O the trio are meeting up lets gooo

how did i COMPLETELY miss arthur can control shadows what the FUCK. what the HELL. ARMS OF THE ABYSS?

THE SHOEHSHFJAKGK

"i ask of you to calm down" "...i flick my other shoe at him."

"GREFGOR WE HAVE TO GO EVEYYONEW IS BIG AND TRYING TIO KILL EACH OTHER :(" shilo i adore you.

"uh. Pretend i am dead." (collapses)

this is beyond fucking funny. emi and arthur sorting themselves out while shilo has a panic attack and fakes being dead like a fucking possum

NAH THEY END THE EP THERE? THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY GOODBYE

in conclusion shilo is my newest bbg and my discord server profile is already fanart of him. god bless

[soul-likeasecretinyourthroat]

Guys I’ve won. It’s official.

WE ARE DATINGGGGG AAAAAAA

As of yesterday, September 24 th 2024, we have been together for 1 WHOLE MONTH

I still can’t believe he’s mine and I’m his 🤭 just the other day I met one of his new college friends and he introduced me to them as his girlfriend 😭🎀 literally MARRY ME ALREADYYYYY PLEASE!!!!!

My great wingman Morgan (gotta give credit where credit is due) put pressure on my bf to like make a move and ask me out because he was “tired of hearing me talking about him 24:7 and wondering when he will ask me out” 🤭

He asked me out 3am on the 24th of August, after we had hung out all evening after the football game / marching band gig 🤭

I was at his house til like 1:30am watching mob psycho 100 and Ouran High School Host Club, and then he dropped me off at my place. When he got home he asked me over text if I was free the following morning. I said yes (even though I wasn’t sure if I actually was bc I couldn’t ask my mom who was asleep lolll, I would make time) and then he asked after that “Date?”

That singular word filled me up with so much joy and happiness that I actually went outside and ran around the block barefoot in my pajamas because I was tweaking so harddddd

Our first date was breakfast, we had French toast w strawberries and maple syrup. We went thrifting and he tried on these waist size 52 jeans and he could put both his legs into one side of them 😂

Anyway, it has been a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH SINCE HE ASKED ME TO BE OFFICIAL AAAAAAAUGH IM LITERALLY CRYING I CANT BELIEVE I CAN FINALLY CALL HIM MY BOYFRIENDDDEDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I feel like a Victorian era man seeing a woman’s ankles and perhaps knees for the first time and dying from the beauty.

Even though he is living like 45 mins away I still see him on the weekends, and that’s why we have phones to call on and text and send funny photos

This past weekend, on both Friday and Saturday nights, we hung out together from like 7pm til 1:30am and on Saturday like 4:30pm - 2:00am watching Ouran High School Host Club, cuddled so close to each other that my sweatshirt I wore smells like him and now it’s my favorite one to ever have 🤭

On Friday night after marching band / football and after culvers, we go back to his place. We were both chilly, and as we leave to go into his house I grab my sweatshirt from the trunk of my car and he asked “what r u grabbing?” And I said “sweatshirt, I’m a bit chilly :)”

And then once we get settled in the basement, he literally says “one sec lemme go grab something” and he grabs His own blanket From His Bed and puts it in the dryer to warm it up, Waits a couple minutes, and then comes over by me on the couch and covers us both with it and snuggles up close on my right side so that my whole right and his whole left side were touching and aughhhhhh I’m in love.

Like that was so sweet right there.

I miss my wife, but soon this Sunday, I want to bring him up north to meet my bestie Bella, and to go swimming in my favorite lake with me surrounded by my favorite and familiar places and faces 🤭

I just thought I should update the blr because like you guys have at least seen my blog mention this mans and my woes, least I could do is feed you some scraps 🤭

[subskz]

thinking abt lino heehee oh noo~

placing your entire hand on one side of his face, pressing kisses to the other side and he just lets himself be pampered like that and you slowly trail kisses further and further to his jaw and lino feels himself get worked up ALREADYYYYY

oh no, you slipped and started pressing kisses to his ear :( making him gasp all cutely :( oh noooo :( oh man now you nibbled on it aswell, making him squirm because he's ticklish :( oh noo you wriggled your tongue inside of his ear, making him gasp so loudly and sending a shiver down his spine :3c

oh no indeed 😖 i should’ve revoked your lino rights after the perineum ask for my own mental wellbeing

minho letting himself be pampered…you know what a critical hit on my heart this is…esp if he closed his eyes and leaned into your palm w a soft airy sigh…rubbing his cheek against you like a kitty ㅠㅠ

his cute lil ears that get red so so easily when he’s flustered!! it’d be a shame if you kissed and nibbled on them and tugged at his earlobe w your teeth 😽 seeing him have such little control over his reactions would be so satisfying you’d have no choice but to pull as many squeaks and gasps out of him as you can~ and when his squirming gets so bad that he starts rubbing his thighs together…the perfect opportunity to bully him for being so easy to rile up >:)

[howdoyousleep3]

mamaaaaaa today is not a good day alreadyyyyy. insomnia kicked my ass so i didn’t go to sleep (and warehouse daddy did not spend the night how rude) i put 8 shots (shhhh it already happeneddd) in my coffee and i can admit that i’ve been Extra Grouchy anddddd maybe a lil mean

the first victim of my grouchiness: poor poor nathan who almost knocked my coffee out of my hand. met him with my cold dead eyes and said “the next time you bump into me, i will devour your first born child in front of you”

i can say that was a bit extreme but it was still definitely one of my calmer threats 😇

BESTIE IMMEDIATELY TOLD WAREHOUSE DADDY WHEN HE CLOCKED IN AND WE HAD A VERY MEAN CHAT (mama he spanked me AND HER in the family restroom EDGED ME UNTIL I CRIED, then had the audacity to me a smooch, more coffee and two breakfast burritos)

he told me i have to apologize to nathan but nathan literally almost killed my coffee. i will not be apologizing for such treason against the throne

-🍑 the grouchy simp bc IM STILL GRUMPY

(happy monday mama)

😠 but also 😮‍💨😵‍💫🥵🫠!!!

[siilvan]

omg are there pics of *leaked post [redacted]*... 👀

really appreciate how we’re keeping secrets around here 😭 so far i only have ONE…

…and it, unfortunately, doesn’t include much. yuri’s not the guy on the right, he’s the sliver of face that you can see on the left 😭 i need more, i need to see my husband’s face alreadyyyyy!!! 😩

one thing i do know: he shares his cigarette with laswell at some point. not only is smoker!yuri canon, but he respects women and wlw. that’s my generous husband, i’m so proud 🫶🩷

[scenegraph]

smp rockman.exe: part two (rockman roundup + masterpost)

no need for jealousy, they’re still in-stock at bbts, which is a seller i’ve used many many times before and can recommend.

roll pt1 (general assembly notes) roll pt2 (more detailed size comparisons here) rockman (general assembly notes) special guest superstar dragonmarquise’s build of the fireman from this box

...presumably this means i should try to sell the gutsman here instead of on ebay, so that we can have blogs about all four.  he’s minty!  he’s $27+shipping!  message me if you’re interested and have a paypal~

caught up?  then on we go~

from left to right, we have 66 action rockman, smp rockman, and mah boi (singaporean rockman).  as with roll, smp rockman is shorter and sassier than the previous generation of very smol model kits.  lookit that wrist joint!  (megan nt warrior was, if anything, somehow less poseable than mah boi here despite being 1. larger 2. his shoulderpads not falling off in a light breeze.  still do not regret selling him on years ago, even though it means i can’t put him right next to smp rockman)

roll cannot hands-on-hips, i guess that’s what the extra bit of assembly was about.  however, she is still the only one who can hold things, and that bothers me. no parfait for u, rockman

i have been selling re-ment furniture onward for ages because nothing i have comes close to being able to use the squat, not-actually-1/12 proportions.  if it turns out the smp navis are in-range enough to use the chairs i s2g

to sum it up, they’re smol!  (roll is actually a biiiit smoller than rockman, and she doesn’t have the weird love handles that rockman got stuck with.  whY...?) they’re sassy!  (if anything rockman has the potential to be sassier than roll, since he can swing his arm out and hands-on-hips u for not going to bed at a reasonable hour.)  if you are waiting on kotobukiya roll, it might take a while, so content yourself in the meantime with this set.  go forth, order some cheapo godhand 125 nippers, and subject your thumbs to building these little guys.  you won’t regret it once the soreness fades away, i promise.

speaking of the singaporean model kits i hung onto, i have a hilaaaarious reveal to make when blues kit becomes reality.  there is a reason i aint never taken a picture of him.  come onnnnnnnnn announce moooooooore alreadyyyyy

[bugcatcherwill]

HOLY SHIT A CHAPTER THAT FOCUSES ON ALL THE GERUDO ARC CHARACTERS NO WAY

There’s a lot to cover so I’m gonna go in order, Rezek playing with all the kids is really cute and is definitely something I hope gets called back to when we get to TOTK, I kind of want Rezek to insist upon going with Link to Gerudo Town to help with the sandstorm purely so he can make sure the kids are okay.

Also yeah Darnun and Marska’s stuff about how Darnum isn’t a weak leader but everyone thinks he is so he fears that their way of life will end because people will lose faith that he can lead properly is so saddd, and Marska wanting to make a change but not being able too because she holds herself back I cannttttttttttttt I just want these two to hug and make up alreadyyyyy

Ganondorfs little rant about his hatred for Hylia is something I completely agree with, I mean holding onto it for like hundreds of years is definitely stretching my ability to agree with him, but like he had to suffer through his people dying and the responsibility to save them being thrust upon him solely because he’s the male Gerudo said to be their king for that generation. I completely agree with him in this regard though like I said he’s definitely in the wrong when it comes to holding onto that, I can definitely see him making assumptions about and blaming Zelda for the sins of her ancestors when she just wants to stop the world from fucking ending.

Also poor Kohga like damn dude is not only immortal but has to suffer with the fact that his clan doesn’t really respect him as a leader like that sucks. And it’s pretty obvious he’s referring to Soohga when he talks about loyalty since Soohga was his ride or die/adoptive son who was probably the most loyal member of the clan up until his death. He’s evil but he’s still a fleshed out character and I love that, second favorite LOZ character behind Groose easily.

YEAAAAA that's why I called this chapter "Perspective" like no matter whether you agree or disagree with each character you can understand why they think that and what led them to their system of beliefs. It was so fun to pry into every character to just look at what makes them tick a little more (and give some much needed background to Mar'ska and Dar'num).

And yeah Kohga's clearly got some letting go to do regarding Sooga but also I CANNOT WAIT to get to his whole arc. It'll be here and there since I kiiiiinda wanna have him still be his usual self during the ToTK arc but trust me...it'll be peak. Just wait and see :)

[the1975attheirverybest]

oh it’s definitely super horny but I don’t mind it 🤭🤭🤭 TBF most of his songs are horny (Nana might be one of the rare exceptions…)

I think IILWY is also pretty horny ("Oh, if you don't stop/ I'm gonna need a second one"// "I'm gettin' no sleep/ Tossin' and turnin' all night long" - depending on how he sings it - I think it’s supposed to mean not being able to sleep because you’re anxious but sometimes he makes it sound super suggestive and he gives a big smirk…)

Goooddddd I love himmmmm 💖💖💖💖💖 matty when will you finally be my husband already? What is all this playing hard to get (by being literally on the other side of the world and also having a gf hahaha). Cmon man. I can treat you right. Let’s be together alreadyyyyy.

Yeah it’s true. He’s such a boy with all the penis references and stuff. But also he’s cute and wholesome and sweet sometimes. It works well for him. He pulls it off. What a sweetie 💗

[harryfeatgaga]

ok can we all come to an agreement that Michal is HOT 🥵

(Also I always remember the time he wished Gemma a happy birthday and put these two emojis in the caption: 🍆🎁)

PLEKJNHJSNHJ HE NEEDS TO PROPOSE ALREADYYYYY

[that-anxious-enby]

this has immediately given me the need to read a house md x my best friend is a vampire(1987) crossover fic. or just a vampire!wilson fic in general. someone write it. someone write it right now or i will.

like one of Wilson ex wives was a vampire and turned him against his will (my pick would be Sam so the the fic would take place in house-wilson shared condo era when she comes back and her and wilson have their like reconnection thing, shed turn him as a way of trying to get him back in her life permanently but hes like "what the fuck" and kicks her out and shit) and he tries to navigate the situation alone at first, hiding it from house but you know house being house he can tell somethings wrong and tries to diagnose him. i imagine house would try to secretly do tests on him and stuff in his sleep or some shit and there'd be like a moment where house is trying to take wilsons pulse but its not there so he panics and freaks out thinking wilson is dead and is about to start cpr or smth when wilson just wakes up looking at him all confused like "house what the hell are you doing in my room" and house is all like "you... i.. but i thought.. nevermind." and leaves VERY confused and concerned cause he was CERTAIN he couldnt find a pulse, hes a great doctor finding a pulse should be easy for him theres no way he messed it up but theres no way wilson didnt have a pulse... right? so house would continue trying to diagnose wilson and would end up asking question after question about whats wrong with him, throwing possible diagnosis' at wilson until finally wilson snaps and tells house whats wrong and House obviously dosent believe him at first but when wilson somehow get house to believe him(probably using some medical equipment to prove the no pulse thing wasn't a fluke) he gets super interested, this is brand new to him, a new illness for him to dissect or some smart doctory shit like that, so he test wilsons abilities and shit like that cause of course he would. also wilson smuggles blood from the hospital cause that makes sense duh but because this fic requires some good old hilson magic cause you cant have vampires without gays, thats like a law i think, the donor blood ends up not being enough to sustain wilson in the long run, he need it fresh or some shit and so wilson and house work out a feeding thing where wilson feeds on houses blood and stuff and they fall in love and blah blah blah SOMEONE WRITE IT ALREADYYYYY

Can someone explain to me why rsl hasn't aged since 2004!?!?! Is bro a vampire?

[transthatfag]

i am fucking shivering with anticipation

[ghost-b0i]

Warnings: smut, breeding kink, dom kink pet names(whore,puppy, sub, gorgeous, preety etc..), praise kink

Pairing: dom!Izuku × afab!reader

☆☆☆

Izuku smirked seeing your face, a towel wrapped loosely on his waist, drops of water still running down his skin and muscles.

"You good?" He asked.

"Y-y-yea! Totally! 'm just happy to see you home that early" you stuttered.

You were married to this man for about 5 years now and you have dated him for a long time before getting married, how can he still make you that nervous that easily, and to think it was the other way around when you first started dating.

"Oh yeah!" Izuku said remembering "I have a gift for you!" He walked to his backpack that was thrown on the floor and pulled out a black box

"Is that a book" you saked, assuming by the shape of it

"Open it" he said and handed to you the black box that looked and felt like it was made of leather.

"Is that real leather?" You asked looking down at the box in your hand and up at him. Izuku shook his head no, a small smile frowned on his lips

"I don't support it, it's all fake leather"

Inside the box you found a black collar with a heart shaped lock, on the back of the collar there was even a hanger for a leash. You could feel your cheeks warming and the blush slowly covering your face.

"You serious?" You asked still trying to process the gift

"I mean.." he started, his voice getting deeper, his mouth right next to your ear "you are MY little sub aren't ya? All mine right? You said so yourself didn't you? Moaning and screaming my name every night like the fucking whore you are for me" his hand moved from resting on his hip to your side, slightly sliding under your tank top, thumb rubbing against your skin "do I need to remind you who you belong to, pretty?"

Your eyes were locked on the box in your hands, setting it on your lap and taking the collar out and setting it on your neck and handing Izuku the lock

"Aren't you gonna lock it?" His eyes widen in surprise that quickly turned into arousing, locking it and putting the key on the nightstand, "Such a good little puppy" he said, his hand reaching down to your thigh, a devilish giggle escape his lips "now you shall get your reward" His lips crushed onto yours, hands sliding into his soft curls while his hand slide between the plush of your thighs. Izuku's fingers rubbed circles against your sex, and you could feel your arousing on your boxers as Izuku's lips made they're way to your neck, kissing and nipping at your skin, leaving bruises behind him, frustrated groans escaped his lips when he reached your collar.

Before you knew it, you were pinned down to the bed, your wrists held togethe above your head by his sacred hand as the other moved across the side of your body,

"Fuck I want you so fucking bad right now" he groaned before letting your wrists go and stripping you from your tank top and wasting no time to suck and bite at your nubs, leaving marks all over your chest and collar bones before planting kisses down your stomach.

"Fuck it, your boxers get in the way" he groaned between your thighs before ripping them apart and throwing the pieces onto the floor.

His tongue dragging against your thighs to your sex, and drawing circles on you clit

"Fucking mine, get it?" The vibration of his voice made shivers run up your back "Fucking mine and no one else's"

---

"Zukuuu pleaseeee" you whined "let me cum alreadyyyyy" you said, trying to push his head closer to your sex,

"You already know what to say, gorgeous" he chuckled and kissed the plush of your thigh.

You whined before moving your fingers to your sex and rubbing circles against your clit.

You hips moving on they're own and fucking the air as you felt your orgasm approaching.

"Fucking yours" you screamed between moans "fuckkk- Zukuuu- fucking yours"

Izuku smirked before pushing your wrist to your side and sucking on your fingers. His tounge licking the arousing from between your folds as your grip on his hair got tighter. Two thick fingers fucked your sweet cunt, rubbing against your G-spot every time they went in and out as his tounge drew circles on your clit.

It didn't take you long to squirt, your legs shaking from the shock of pleasure on your body as you screamed his name.

Izuku took his fingers out of you and licked the cum and squirt off them.

"Such a good little whore for me" Izuku said with a smirk on his face "makes me wanna take your ability to walk tomorrow"

His saying made your blood rush to your face, your brain was already half mush from this man "p-please" you begged, your voice quite"

"What was that?" Izuku teased "use your voice, preety"

You said nothing, just sat up and cupped both his cheeks before kissing him, your hand make they're way to his soft curls as his hugged your waist before you broke the kiss, a string of saliva connecting your lips

"Fuck me" you started "fuck me so hard I won't be able to walk the next day"

Izuku laid you on your back, you can feel the towel on his waist and his hard member press it at your entrance

His lips crushed against yours, tounge playing with your own and his hand reaching down to take the towel off before pushing his whole member into you.

Your head press against the mattress behind you as your back arches, neck exposed for his mouth to bruise it once again.

Your hands sneaking behind his neck to play with his hair as his held at the back of your thigh and moving them up, bending you to his will.

Knees pressed to your chest as he thrusts become more aggressive and fast, your entrance burning.

Izuku's moans and groans become louder before his head thrown back as he painted your insides white, fucking your sweet pussy through his orgasm; warm tears run down your cheeks from the burning of your cunt and the pleasure as you reached your own high, your pussy squeezing his member. Izuku's hand slips between your thigh and belly, thumb rubbing circles on your clit as you felt your orgasm hitting, screaming his name between moans.

Izuku chuckled as you tried to catch your breath, chest rising up and down

"Such a good little sub for me" he praised "taking all of me like the whore you are, think you can go another round?"

[wh0rephobic]

hi its 🌼 anon

thinking about william pushing you against the wall of his office, your legs wrapped around his waist, and him shoving his tie in your mouth for you to keep quiet so nobody's prying ears can hear his favorite lil employee getting fucked dumb in the workplace.

your moans and pleads are all muffled and shit, ur drooling all over his tie n hugging his neck and he's just like "i know, darling, i know"skdkj$:&"?8@

every single time i read this ask i go fucking feral.

just little ol’ you, trapped in your own head while you work. it’s a quiet day and you’re bored, so you replay your most favorite scenes with william in your head… dirty words he’d whisper to you with his deep accent, that one time he made you ride his thigh because he was too busy, him shoving your face down while he finger-fucks the life out of you, overstimulating you and making you cry in the middle of your shift, ruining you for when you go back out to serve another set of tables, shirt wrinkled and hair a mess…

you’re making problems for yourself while you work. you know that when you begin to walk towards the table of new customers and upon the first step, can feel the wetness of your panties against your clit… maybe it is break time.

so, after serving this table, you let your coworkers know that you’ll be back in 10… and head out for william’s office.

as giddy as you are, you play it down as being quiet and timid when you knock carefully on his door, letting him know he has company before slowly twisting the door knob and poking your head in.

“hi…” you mumble, “are you busy, sir?”

he pushes away from his desk and you take that as permission to open the door.

“never too busy for you, dear,” he grins.

you giggle, shutting and locking the door behind you as you make your way over to him.

“i went on break and came to see how you were. thought you’d might like some company…” you explain, leaning down to capture his lips.

william chuckles against your lips at your excuse, knowing damn well what you’re here for but that’s good because ever since you clocked in in your skimpy little miniskirt this morning, he’s been stuck in his office with a frustratingly distracting hard-on. he pulls you onto his lap.

“how nice of you,” he he utters, wrapping his arms around the small of your back and pinning you against him as he deepens the kiss.

you make the first move, sliding your panties against his groin as you grind down on him, gasping at the feeling of his hard cock in his pants… before you know it, you’re kicking that same pair of panties off of your ankle as william lifts you against the wall of his office.

you wrap your legs around his waist to help him hold you up as he moves to undo his pants, freeing his dick (finally) and letting it slip around your wet folds, leaking precum in its tracks… you can’t help but gasp at the feeling of it, tightening your legs around his waist as you await his entrance… he finds your clit, tapping himself against it just to watch you attempt to grind down as you gasp out for him.

“please, please!” you beg, just feeling your pussy grow wetter and wetter. “need you s’bad—!”

“shhh,” he hushes, soothingly. “you’re going to need to keep it down, doll… can you do that for me?”

you can’t. you both know you can’t, but you nod to him regardless, just wanting him to speed this up alreadyyyyy…

but the more he teases you, the more he teases himself and by the time he slips his tip inside of you, he can’t help but ram into you.

“o-oh-!” you mewl.

“i’m sorry darling,” he pulls out, “i-i just couldn’t wait any longer,”

slamming back in, you can’t help but claw into the material of his shirt, pushing your face into his shoulder as you let out helpless noises. william pauses his thrusting again, removing his hands from your hips in order to pull his tie from around his neck, opening his mouth instructing you to do the same as he balls the material in his hand.

when you open your mouth, there’s already drool slipping off of your lip. william pushes his balled-up tie between your teeth, gagging you with it before he grabs your ass again to start pounding his cock into you.

you don’t hold back, throwing your head back as you scream into the tie, moaning desperately for him as he slides his thick cock in and out of you.

he treats you like a toy, using you for his own pleasure and making you sweat, shirt sticking to your skin. his balls slap against your cunt and he stifles his groans each time you clench down around him. suddenly, his cock comes in contact with your g-spot, and your eyes roll back as they well with tears, starting to cry.

“Mmm—mm! frhph-thhrr!!! eash, -ah—hm-hm! hah!” you sob into the tie, tears staining it as they roll down your cheeks. “f’lsso—ood!!”

obviously, william can’t understand a word you’re saying, no one could. what he does know, is it’s hurting you. which is good, it’s a good hurt, you’re into that. the two of you had talked about it before. he leans in to lick the salty tears from your cheek while you hug your arms tighter around his neck. you sob cruelly as you bite down.

“i know, darling i know,” he whispers soothingly, starkly contrasted between his rough pace.

william puts significant effort into pulling your hips down onto his with every thrust, fixated on bruising your cervix. he grunts as he pushes his cock in deeper, deeper, and deeper… you just continue to slobber tearful pleas into the cloth of his necktie.

all of a sudden, you feel the pressure begin to reel you in. you tighten around william, sucking him in as your core twitches and his thrusts begin to stutter… you fall limp onto his shoulder when you cum, panting into the tie as you spasm around him. meanwhile, william buries his face in your neck and bites down in your soft skin to keep his noises down while he pulls out and spurts against the wall. it’s sick, it’s disgusting and gross, and you love it.

he lays you down in his desk chair, shirt a mess with your skirt flipped up and exposed as your legs drape over the arm. you keep your eyes closed as you bask in the afterglow of your orgasm and william cleans up for you two, wiping the slick of your legs and cleaning his mess on the wall…

eventually, you know you need to get dressed and get back to work but for now, you just want to forget about reality as you get high on your orgasm. william lets you.