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misc thirteen + some mc. i barely post doodles here huh. sorry bout that

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There was a twinge of worry in Beelzebub's voice when you picked up his phone call. There was hardly any delay between the time you accepted the call and him going, "hey. Is Belphie with you? I can't find him. He's not in the attic, or our room, or the kitchen."

"Yeah, he's with me," you replied. Beelzebub exhaled a sigh of relief. You didn't have to look far to confirm the Avatar of Sloth was slouched against your shoulder. "He's taking a na-"

"I'm protecting you." Belphegor slurred his words as he stirred back to consciousness. His arm coiled around your lower back. Maybe he was still in dreamland.

You held the phone away from your mouth to explain, "Beel's on the phone. Do you want to talk to him?"

Belphegor huffed and dug his forehead into your shoulder with closed eyes. "Just tell him I'm protecting you."

"Um. Okay." You turned your attention back to the phone. "Belphie wants you to know that he's protecting me."

"That's great," his twin responded. "From what?"

"I... don't know."

You pressed your cheek against Belphegor's head to ask, "hey, Belphie? Whatcha protecting me from?"

He grumbled several sleepy little groans before insisting, once again, "I'm protecting you." There was no further elaboration.

"Cool, thanks."

Back into the receiver, you explained, "I have no idea, but he's protecting me."

"That's great," Beelzebub repeated.

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Everlasting

Imagine an AU where humanity is long gone and Solomon is the only one to remain, wandering all alone in a deserted world. Watching as traces of precious human life start to decay

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Obey Me : Beel and Solomon

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Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

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Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

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Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

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"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

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Listen magic is cool and all but some of this is ridiculous, where are my corrosive chemicals and explosives dude?

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Levi is shining this year~

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Mammon only being good at math when it pertains to money is always funny.

You can ask, "Hey, Mammon, how many days until you start that new job?"

He won't even give it a single thought as he shrugs his shoulders. "Heck if I know. Go look at the calendar."

You look at the calendar. It's in five days.

But if you're shopping together?

(Assuming grimm works like yen and 100 = ~$1 usd?)

"These keychains are so cool." You marvel at the little crafts and turn one over in your hand a few times. "I want to get matching sets for you and your brothers. Though, didn't you say they're raising the sales tax? I don't know if I have enough money."

Within seconds Mammon responds, "they're 325 grimm apiece, yeah? Including one for you, the cost for all eight of us's gonna be just under 2775 grimm." He doesn't count on his fingers or spend time mulling it over. He just spits out accurate calculations like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

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2.10.2022

lesson 16 alternative that I wish it's canon

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each thank you picture of the obey me cast makes me so depressed about the gaming apps ending but the current undatable trio being the last one was like the last nail on the coffin… WE DESERVED TO DATE THEM!!! WE DESERVED TO HOLD THEIR HANDS AND GIVE THEM KISSES!!! HOW DARE YOU SOLMARE DRAW THEM SO FUCKING PRETTY FOR A BASICALLY GOODBYE PICTURE!!!

late reply but FUCUCUCJKCKKKK EXACTLY... they knew which nail to save for last to hammer it in .... we deserve relief for the 3 years of romantic tension they've been building up for those three.... aoaoooouuurrhrhhhhhghhh.... im never gonna get over it

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I love yooooouuuuu and your articles！！！

there were like 7 different accounts spam liking/rbing like half of my blog for the last week and to think that u might be one of them.... i lob u anon <33 and everyone else who likes reading my rambles <333

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S FRIDAY 2025? AINT IT 2024 STILL?

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quick q are yall still logging into ur og obey me accounts or

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the trio looks so good and now i am even more upset

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logging into nightbringer today and thinking. huh.... this is it, huh... no more new content, new lessons, new cards, new events.. it's like the game is still here, sure, but that's it... eventually i do want to completely finish the hard mode lessons so at least that'll take some time... man