#can anyone blame us though?

[beril66]

I mean...its both great for meeting people from different places around the world, make friends and the world is a dumpster fire soooo...yeah...

Everytime ao3 is down I'm reminded of two things:

One is that humans have and always will love telling stories, and they will continue to do so even if there is no benefit to telling these stories, but simply because we love creating things

The other is that a concerning amount of people use fanfiction as a form of escapism and we should probably look into that

[icewindandboringhorror]

I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently

[eebie]

extremely high on the bucketlist is putting twilight zone or munsters or some other cozy old show(or just chill music) on for a few hours and covering a friend completely head to toe in ink

[itsseriouslyridiculous]

I really hate how my physical body looks so so so much. unfortunately there isn't much I can do about it.

[altruistic-meme]

sigh.

[ahopefulbromantic]

Wait why is side Y incompatible with Catholicism?

I think Wikipedia explains it well:

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

I've had a stupid merlin au idea stuck in my head for days now and I know I'll never get around to writing it the way I want it written but I kinda wanna try anyway even though I am 100% of the target audience

[mechanicalbowtye]

read the scratch upd8. little too close to home

[wild-at-mind]

If you ever see me becoming one of those transmisandry people, please fucking call me out immediately.

[girlhorse]

the notion that antimasculism is a thing is a bit... silly to me. Punishing or hating masculine and gnc women is misogynistic, sometimes it's lesbophobic, biphobic, racist, transphobic, transmisogynistic, intersexist..and so on. it has nothing to do with misandry or hating masculinity. Similarly when trans men are punished for masculinity it's almost always transphobia if not homophobia, racism, ableism, etc, or a combination of the above.

When cis men are punished for their particular expression of masculinity, it is usually in the form of homophobia, racism, misogyny, transphobia, classism, and ableism, etc.

There's nothing wrong with being afraid of cishet white men ever and people need to stop speaking over women (including trans women!) when they express their criticism and concerns about hegemonic forms of masculinity and the violence it entails.

It's also literally fine to criticize how some trans men express masculinity if they are being misogynistic in an effort to reinforce their own masculinity, which ive like..seen happen more often than id like to. 🤷

tldr, i agree that certain forms of masculinity are punished especially if it strays from the standards enforced by the white supremacist patriarchy, but I really don't think it's particularly useful to label that punishment of masculinity as something like misandry or antimasculism. If misandry and antimasculism exist, it's really weird to selectively apply it to only trans/nonbinary/gnc men, masc women, and some cis men. It would have to apply to all men which... doesn't make much sense to me when we need to discuss power dynamics.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

Did I say that Franziska’s actions were justified or right? I don’t believe I did. I also don’t recall a brother defending his sister to be hypocritical. I suppose you wouldn’t defend your own brother or sister, if they were being harassed, despite having a history of harassing others including yourself? 

The only person I see making unsound and unfair judgments is the one asking for two individuals to lose their jobs and have their lives destroyed because one supposedly hurts people, regardless of the contextual reason being taken into account or the feelings of those she whips. 

Last I checked, Wright was the only man I can think of that did not give consent to Franziska’s whipping and she has since regretted her actions. The rest do not mind her actions. Do me a favor and actually ask said individuals you claim are being hurt by Franziska their feelings on the matter before jumping to rash conclusions.

(This sounds so bizarre, you’d think it would be in satire.)

- Miles Edgeworth

[vonkarma2]

he has beautiful dark brown eyes um I mean maybe the situation is more morally gray than we would have first thought right everyone

[twilve]

i wanna know how some kpop groups harvest the most toxic fans and others dont

[succubusvalentine]

Part two of Simon Riley with a user who kidnaps herself. CW: Cunnilingus, Somnophilia, PiV, they're both a bit crazy, brief mention of blood (in a ring) part one here if you missed it!

Simon was currently stood over his bed. Staring at you. Under his covers.

You smelled so good too. Simon didn't want to get in bed and disrupt the scent of you with his own. He'd never forgive himself.

It was strange. Simon thought that if you found out he was stalking you, you would scream, call the cops, anything but this.

Maybe you were as crazy as he was. A thought that both terrified and excited Simon. Although the excitement definitely weighed out.

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Simon merely watched you as days went by. He watched you eat, watch tv, sleep, bathe. And it didn't creep you out in the slightest.

You knew there was always an adjustment period when two people moved in together. So you let him watch you. He was like a wary cat. It was rather cute.

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"You can get in bed, you know" you hum tiredly one night. Opening your eyes and looking up at the behemoth of a man that would have terrified anyone else if they saw him watching them sleep.

"Don't want to make the bed smell like me when it smells like you"

"If you cuddle me you'd be close enough to smell me really good"

Simon stared. Brows furrowing in thought. Before he gives in.

Simon awkwardly slid into the bed next to you, tensing slightly when you grabbed his arms and wrapped them around your waist.

But as soon as Simon seemed to understand that he was touching you and you wanted him to keep touching you, he grabbed the backs of your thighs, pulling you flush against him with your legs around his thick waist so he could bury his face into your chest.

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After that, Simon could barely keep his hands off you. As soon he got home from base, he would find you somewhere in his home and wrap his arms around you. Refusing to let go for at least ten minutes.

He also gave you the best head you'd ever received. Definitely a bonus.

Every guy you'd been with before Simon, treated the act like a chore. Lazily licking you until raising their head and asking if you'd finished yet.

Simon though? He does it for his own pleasure.

Simon will find you wherever you're lazing about the house. Drop to his knees. And go to town.

Sucking on your clit until your legs shook, moving his head down to lick the wet slick coming from your hole. The first time he shoved his tongue in your hole to taste more of you? You nearly screamed as you came unexpectedly.

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And the way Simon fucks? You could barely think a coherent thought afterwards.

Sure, the first time you two fucked Simon came almost as soon as he thrust into you. But you couldn't blame him. He was fucking the woman he'd been stalking for over a year. He was bound to get overwhelmed.

Now though, Simon could fuck you for multiple rounds. There'd been times you had to call out of work because you either couldn't walk, or your body was so exhausted afterwards.

And after telling Simon it was okay to fuck you while you were asleep? He was even worse. The amount of times you woke up to Simon fucking into you while cuddling you and drooling into your shoulder was immense. But you loved it.

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Simon's favourite part of you being his sweet little stalker, was that sometimes he would tell you he's going out. And then he would see you in the corner of his eye.

But Simon's favouritest part of his favourite part, was when he would go out with his team, and they'd point it out. Unfortunately it only happened a few times. The team getting used to seeing you watching Simon from afar. But whenever Simon noticed you, he got the stupidest smile on his face. Knowing he was definitely going to marry you. Propose to you with a ring where the gemstone was made of his own blood.

"tha' lass been followin' us bar tae bar all nigh'" Soap muttered. The rest of the team being concerned.

"Yeah" Simon grinned dumbly "she's the best ain't she?"

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Simon was just over the moon that you were just as obsessed with him as he was with you. And you moving into his home unannounced had to be the most romantic thing Simon had ever experienced in his life. You were perfect for him.

⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧

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guys I was even super nice and tagged a few reblogs that seemed super into this + made me giggle when reading. So so sorry if some of the tags didn't work/if I forgot someone. Feel free to scream at me in the comments if I did <3

just wanted to credit @feline-flame-fatale for the second last paragraph of this. Their comment was honestly perfect for this. Thank them in the comments RIGHT NOW.

[itsalwaysdark]

my entire family thinks im crazy now . god . ok . anyways

[spark1edog]

im in a terrible mood today idk why