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Simblreen Extra #2 - Caves & Chaos: The Labyrinth
Cass...where are you going? Are you lost? You have a map!
Eddy (GM): Eric, it's a cellar. Eric (Cassius): It's not my fault his Insight stats are terrible! Camille (Alea)/Rob (M): Yes, it is.
Meanwhile...
Paladin Cassius Armor @lady-moriel | Bow/Arrow @plazasims | Scars @redearcat Hair @soft-simmer | Wall Sconce @zx-ta | ? Accs @vyxated
Players:
Camille Klein Hair @gegesimmer | Top @joliebean | Earrings @ilkup
Roberto Esparza Vest High School Years | Shirt @wistfulpoltergeist
Eric Morrison Hair @johnnysimmer | Glasses @pralinesims | Top EA | Jeans @golyhawhaw
Game board, d8's and game map by @valhallansim. Cass' map recolor by us (in progress), mesh by @neutralsupply. Poses by @justalittlecatus @sciophobis and @samssims
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#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#ts4 edits#ts4 stories#simblreen#simblreen 2024#simblreen extras#caves & chaos#paladin cassius#eric#eddy#camille#roberto
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This is totally random, but as far as the JONAS (LA) X BTR crossover (either one, really) goes...
Macy's favorite of the btr boys is carlos, because sports, and also bc he's just fun to hang out with. macy seems normal and put together at first, but she loves physical activity, as we know from s1, and carlos (platonically) matches her freak in the places nick doesn't
Stella's favorite is...and isn't james. she's basically that post that's like "you're in his dms. i'm pissing him off, i'm ruining his day" but in the most convoluted way possible, they also, platonically, match each other's freak. all in all, stella would rather spend time with the other girls, and she obviously adores joe, bc he understands her thoroughly, but james is like...the opposite. they understand each other and fucking hate it.
Katie and Frankie deserve the most insane sublot that builds up over time, until their scheme eventually collides with the main plotline and wreaks absolute havoc. they're ten years old and evil geniuses with famous brothers, you know the two of them meeting will bite everyone in the ass in the end.
I do think Nick and Logan would get along, but the thing is, logan is a science and math nerd and nick is a writing and music nerd. they're slightly different species of nerd. but I think nick would get along best with logan and kendall, bc even though they can go off the deep end sometimes, they're easier to handle than carlos and james.
I'm gonna ramble about Kevin and Lucy again bc I want to. it's so hard for me to imagine lucy with like, any other guy, just bc james is clearly gay, and the subplot with her and kendall was a total mess since he hadn't broken up with jo first... Anyway, they're both rockstars, and Kevin had a lot of character development in s2. he's kind, responsible, ambitious, and Lucy is headstrong, confident, and clever. I feel like they'd actually have a very normal relationship timeline compared to a lot of other ships/couples, simply bc by the time they're both in the narrative they're 18/19 and living on their own.
Joe...he would get along best with kendall, not just for the main character energy, but also bc I feel like they react similarly in a lot of situations, but joe is also a little more self-sufficient than kendall is, which isn't a bad thing, and is mostly due to living in la without his parents for a/multiple (depends on crossover fic) summer(s), whereas kendall's always had his mom and friends doing everything together.
Kevin's an interesting one, bc while s1 era kevin would definitely be best friends with carlos, by the time jonas la rolls around he's mellowed out. he's still a little dramatic sometimes, but post-HMA Kevin is very different bc of the responsibility for his brothers he gained over the summer. I feel like he'd sort of keep that older brother role he's grown into, so, besides his relationship with lucy, he's mostly helping clean up the trouble and not cause it. at the same time though, i think he'd get wrapped up in the katie and frankie subplot the most
Joe and Camille would also get along pretty well, mostly bc they have acting in common, with joe wanting advice from camille solely due to her years of experience. she's also easier to talk to than bigger names in the industry, so it's more of leaning on a friend instead of a mentor
Jo and Macy definitely spar every so often, mostly bc jo likes that there's another girl around that she can connect with about physical sports. it's not the same trying to spar with kendall, and now she has someone who's an even match against her.
Mona is one of the few people that aren't afraid to go toe to toe against griffin, given she doesn't work for him, and she's definitely screamed at him for Kelly's sake. gustavo is a little afraid of mona, and rightfully so. she's proud of that.
Still no one likes DZ
#jonas#jonas la#big time rush#btr#*sigh* and now the character tags#macy misa#stella malone#joe lucas#nick lucas#kevin lucas#frankie lucas#mona jonas la#again: mona from jonas not mona from my mutuals#dz jonas la#no one fucking likes dz#stop entering people's houses without being invited in and maybe more people would like you#carlos garcia#james diamond#kendall knight#logan mitchell#camille roberts#jo taylor#arthur griffin#gustavo rocque#kelly wainwright#katie knight#lucy stone#la is ours#jo's friends and joe's brothers: what kind of chaos...#thalassic arson
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I just need to draw some interaction between these three. I can't really think of what did Gaz record, but it is funny. (First time I give a try at Gaz, Price is the only one I haven't draw now) With a bonus;
When you call your boyfriend for backup but he betrays you (but you eventually take your revenge)
Yes the first picture was inpisred this one if it feels familiar;
#ggvii art#call of duty#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#cod oc#camille scotty moreau#these three in the same room is pure chaos assured
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act 10 of season 1, episode 13 continued
143. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MAGNUS MOMENT I MEAN THE FLIP THE RINGS MAGNUS THE RINGS MAGNUS THAT LONG RING I NEED IT
144. “we need to find jace” -clary. so the supposed best shadowhunter can’t take care of himself and always needs rescuing? how interesting
145. I don’t get Jace desperate to beat Valentine but instead he’s acting like him. I still stand by this: at least with Alec, I could sympathize with his actions after he found out about his parents. Jace is just running around, cutting off hands, and doing whatever he pleases without paying consequences. he’s ten times worse because no one is trying to stop him. “he’s not thinking clearly” so does jace get a pass????????
146. honestly Valentine is so funny to me because he knows that jace wants to kill him but he’s here making up shit about how he is jace’s father all in the name of revenge. like at this point, it’s comical because you can’t feel bad for jace for believing a VILLAIN
147. this is my favorite second gif. camille is so amused, magnus is vexed, and Alec is horny 😭
148. Alec: he kissed his psycho ex but fuck, that ass. I’m so gay and I think I already love this man
149. I know they’re super identical but ALEC BEING THIRSTY FOR MAGNUS SENDS ME 🥰
150. okay, can we be for real for a sec? if I was as wealthy as Camille, I WOULD FUCKING LIVE HERE LIKE THE SPACE FOR ALL OF MY BOOKS ✨
151. I don’t know why isabelle is all like it’s creepy. BITCH SOME OF US DREAM FOR THE ACRES AND THE SPACE FOR BOOKS SO BACK OFF
152. FUCK LOOK AT MAGNUS
153. Alec: still mad at you babe
154. Magnus: let’s shoo the fuck out of here and also don’t be mad at me babe and Izzy is like IM WATCHING YOU
155. ALSO CAMILLE IS FINE AS HELL. she’s ready to fuck out of here
156. Camille: what’s that I smell? oh yes, the wonderful smell of freedom
leaving off at 157. so there’s like not even 10 minutes left so part eleven will be out in probably a few hours give or take. I’d doubt it’ll be thirteen parts but how ironic would that be
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#alec lightwood#magnus bane#camille knows she’s fine as fuck and causing all this chaos#Camille about to fuck out of here#show magnus is superior#show alec is superior#show malec is superior#if there is anything that Alec wants is that ass#putting anti cc on all show shadowhunter posts because i don’t want an pro book fans hating on my shit#shadowhunter show is superior#shadowhunters tv#Alec being thirsty Magnus being annoyed Camille being amused is the WHOLE FUCKING MOOD
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (FREV EDITION)
#french revolution#frev#frev community#camille desmoulins#my fourth option was to secretly take him and his family away from the chaos 🥺
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Fluke literally wtf has White done. He was just sitting there eating his fucking salad and now you got a gun to his head
#like what#for WhAT#what was the reason#i cant wait to be finished with this show#what a shitshow absolute deranged chaos#dff#camille watches#dead friend forever
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call it puppy love ~ a.h
taglist: @ihaveawifebutwerenotmarriedyet @harknessshi @natashasdetka @inlovewithalcinadimitrescu @lanfear-is-my-darkmistress
pairing: agatha harkness x reader, reader x agatha harkness
word count: 3.7k
summary: agatha harkness is one of the most infamous witches to ever exist, and she also just so happens to be your ex. it's been three years since you broke up and she left to chase the scarlet witch and her chaos magic. your friend invites you to a bar to celebrate her birthday, and you accept, eager to get out of the house and enjoy yourself. what you didn't plan for, was seeing agatha there, much less with a woman. you leave the bar in a rage, annoyed and angry with how she had the audacity to show up after all this time, much less with someone else. when you get home, you unfortunately find that she's waiting there for you. you try your best to resist, but it proves impossible when she decides she's going to remind you that you belong to her, and that she would never fuck anyone the way she fucks you.. if at all.
content warnings: dom!agatha harkness, fem!reader, ex!agatha harkness, degrading, praising, mommy k!nk, slapping, fingering, pet names, a little violence, marking/hickeys, biting, fluff, magic use, smut.
you never knew what to expect when it came to your ex girlfriend. then again, maybe you should've thought about that before you fell in love with one of the most infamous witches to ever exist.
agatha harkness was a killer, a monster, some would even go as far as to say the devil.. but you loved her. you saw beyond her facade, you were one of the only people who really knew her.
you being a non-witch however, caused most of the issues that led to the breakup. your ex girlfriend loved using her power to manipulate you, as if it was a game to see how far she could make you go for her. on one side, it turned you on to know she was using her power to control you, and on the other, you wanted her to be her true self with you. manipulation and control were her main persona, but you knew that deep down, she was soft, and gentle. she had showed you this side of her before, but when she went back to being cold, and ruthless, it felt like she had become a different person.
the last time you saw her was three years ago. you missed her, but you knew it was better this way. the last you'd heard, she was meddling with the life of the scarlet witch. oh how you knew she must've enjoyed that. it made you a little jealous, knowing someone else would receive the same treatment you did, but again.. you knew it was better this way.
it was your friend's birthday, and you were invited to celebrate with her at a bar. you were excited, but a little anxious. superstition was never really your thing, but there was just a feeling you couldn't shake.
you decided to pretend like you didn't have this feeling. you wanted to have a good night, and you wanted to be present.
as you stepped out from the taxi you took, you felt a shiver go down your spine. again, you chose to ignore it.. but in the back of your mind, for just a second, you thought that this feeling was familiar.. that you'd felt it before.
when you opened the glass door to the bar, you sighed, smiling at the sight of your friend camille. she waved you over to the empty barstool next to her, and you eagerly followed her direction.
the last time you had seen her was last year when you two ran into each other at a cafe. it was refreshing to be out and about with other people you held dear.
you put your purse down on the stool beside you and order a drink.
when the bartender returns with your order, you and camille begin to catch up on the events of your life and the events of hers. she was one of the few friends you had who already knew about agatha harkness. you thought of course, since she already knew your long history, agatha wouldn't come up, but you were wrong.
"so.. how long's it been?"
you were mid sip when camille asked this, and you almost spit it out with a laugh when her eyebrows raised. you swallowed the liquor, letting the burning sensation warm your throat.
"what do you mean?" you ask, tilting your head in confusion.
"how long has it been since you've seen her?" when the question sank in, you felt a lump form in your throat. you bit your lip and downed the rest of your drink before raising a finger so that the bartender would refill it.
if there was one thing you hated, it was talking about agatha.
you smiled, not wanting to show your uncomfortable feelings upon that question.
"it's been three years." you were avoiding her gaze.
camille put a hand on your leg, and her lips turned to a pout.
"oh, you poor thing.. have you been with anyone else after.. you know..?" now she was sipping from her glass, her eyes locked in on your face.
you shook your head, a little embarrassed. you had been close, even gotten as far as having someone new in your bed.. but you could never actually go there with anyone else. it was like a curse, a burden.
camille's hand raced to cover her mouth, and she looked at you with so much pity. it enraged you a little.
"look, i mean, i've kissed other people, i just.. she just.. i don't know! i don't know." you sighed, turning your body to face her.
"i don't even know where she is, for gods sake!"
at this last comment, camille's eyes seemed to be completely entranced by something behind you. that same chill from before ran through your body, and your heart started racing. camille bit her lip and looked at you, "i think i just found her."
your head jerked to the side. your eyes instantly found what had caught her attention.. agatha harkness.
all you could see was the half of her face, and of course her body. you knew well enough it was her, though.
her hands were entangled in someone's hair, and the other woman was on her lap, straddling her. the part of her face that was hidden was buried in the stranger's neck, where you imagined she was leaving marks and warm kisses.
your heart sank, and you barely even noticed when the man behind the bar returned your refilled glass.
camille put her hand on your shoulder, trying to snap you out of your unbreakable gaze.
it worked, and you turned away, planting your palms against your forehead. it was stupid to come here, you should've just listened to your intuition. you knew there was something wrong tonight.
camille tried her best to console you, offering to pay for the drinks you consumed, and even to drive you home.
you refused. you just wanted to crawl into your bed and forget what you'd seen. i mean, what were the chances you'd see her in a bar after three years and she'd be with her new little plaything?
you picked up your purse and stood up, not even bothering to finish your drink. camille looked at you with that pitiful expression again, and you felt even more angered at this.
you didn't even tell her goodbye as you started to walk towards the bar door.
against your better judgement, you sighed, and looked back at where you'd seen your ex girlfriend. you could've been wrong, and you thought for a second you might've been, because when you did look she was looking back.
the eye contact was prevalent between the two of you for at least a minute, and you started breathing heavily.
agatha wore a smirk, and bit her lip. her hands were wrapped around the woman's waist, and you watched, almost hypnotized, as she kissed the stranger's neck again. anger, and even a little bit of jealousy pooled in your chest.
even more confusing was the fact that while she left warm kisses on this woman's neck, her eyes were locked on yours.
she pulled away from her throat and she tightened her grip around the stranger's waist. you bit your lip and took a deep breath. agatha winked.. and then the realization hit you like a brick. agatha being here tonight was no mistake. she came to this bar because of you. she wanted to torture you. she was evil, and she was haunting you.
you decided then that you hated her. you decided that you hated agatha harkness with every bone in your body.
your hands pushed the door open roughly, and you rushed through the opening.
thankfully, a cab was close to the establishment, and you raised your hand to signal for the driver to stop.
he did, and you got in without hesitation. you spent the ride home replaying the scene at the bar over and over again. you couldn't figure out what she wanted, or why she would show up after three years, just to make you jealous. it infuriated you, it made you want to bang your head against a wall. you hated her. or at least, that's what you decided this feeling was.
when you got home, you threw your bag onto your couch. your head was spinning. you wanted to stop thinking about her, but it felt impossible.
you ran your fingers through your hair and closed your eyes, when you heard a thud. it sounded like it came from your room.
your mind immediately went to an intruder, a burglar, or even a murderer. upon instinct, you hurried to the kitchen, pulling a long and sharp knife from one of the drawers.
you look around as you approach your room, trying to make out anything that might be lurking in the dark of your house.
when you reach the door to your bedroom, you peek through the crack between the frame. you see a dark figure. it's a person, and they're rummaging around in your closet. you take a deep breath, gaining the courage to go in there. you'd never hurt someone before, and you had no idea if this person was armed.
however, you knew, if you wanted to get rid of them, you should go in there. you roll your eyes, cursing the universe for this hectic night, and burst through the door, lunging after the person hidden in the dark.
your free hand wraps around their neck, and your knife is held against their throat.
the mysterious intruder chuckled, and you froze. your knife pressed into the skin on their neck, and you tightened your grip on the blade.
you knew who it was the moment you heard that sly and cocky chuckle.. it was your ex girlfriend.
agatha fiddled her fingers around, and there was now light in the room. she expected you to release her, but you stood still, your blade still threatening her throat.
she was hesitant to speak, but did so anyway. "huh, after all these years you'd think i'd remember how much you like knife play.."
her tease at you made your blood boil. you pulled the knife from her neck and unwrapped your arm from her throat. she stumbled, but it was clear that she enjoyed how much her comment angered you.
you threw the knife onto the bed and walked towards the door. you wouldn't stay in the same room as her for another moment. she was so enraging.
just as your hand met the handle, you were pulled back by an unseen force. you groaned as you were slammed against the wall of your bedroom.
agatha was watching you, amused.
you wince at the pain of the contact your back makes with the wall, but your eyes stay closed, you were still determined not to look at her.
she hums and sits down on your bed. her eyes dart around the room for a while, and you still avoid looking at her. she noticed by now of course, that you weren't looking at her.
this put a smile on her face.
agatha released you from the force of her magic, and you fell to your knees.
"don't try to leave again." her voice is cold, and you know that the best thing to do is listen to her.
you managed to get up, brushing off any dust from your body.
agatha bit her lip, "come here, pet." your body shivered, like it had throughout the night.
finally, you met her gaze. she smirked when you did, and her finger lifted. she was signaling for you to come closer, and you looked her up and down. it had been so long since you've had her.. you wanted her.. but you hated her.
even with that being acknowledged, you knew she would get her way somehow, so you took the liberty of taking the easy route and following her orders.
when you'd made yourself even with her, you noticed how she looked at your body. she looked hungry, looked eager. you'd seen her this way before.. you knew what she wanted from you.
part of you wanted to go, because you knew that you'd let her have her way with you, and the other part wanted to fight back, to make her angry and pathetic for a change.
she didn't give you time to do either option.
her hands clawed into your hips, and she pulled you down onto your knees, so that you'd be almost level with, but a little lower than her; being she was sitting on your bed.
you pursed your lips as her hand shot up to your chin. she held you firm, examining your face.
"god.. how i've missed my pretty little plaything." her eyes darkened with lust, and you bit your lip, looking up at her.
agatha retracted her hand from your jaw and pouted at you, tilting her head. her hand pulled back, and in a flash it connected to your cheek in a harsh slap.
your hands rushed to the side of your face, and you moaned at the pain. she hummed.
"you're so weak and pathetic, baby.." she whispered, cupping your hands with her own, the very hand that had caused the pain to begin with.
"i'm not weak, and i'm not pathetic, and i'm not your 'baby'." you spat, pushing away her hand.
she raised her eyebrows in curiosity and cackled. you watched intently as she spread her legs out, patting her lap.
you blushed, not sure if it was because she had flustered you or if it was embarrassing that she knew you'd still do as she said.
agatha rolled her eyes, and you took that as a sign that she was tired of waiting. you decided she would just have to suck it up.
"i'm not sitting on your lap. i'm not yours anymore, agatha. if you want some slut to manipulate.. why don't you go and find whoever you were with at the bar." you were shaking with anger, agatha could see the jealousy behind your words. you stood, and you held a straight face to her. you wanted her to think you were in control, to know that even though she had power, she couldn't use you anymore.. even with as much as you may have liked it.
she pressed her lips together, closing her eyes. she rose from the bed, opening her eyes when she was still. you thought about backing up a little, but you decided not to.
agatha wasn't looking at your face anymore. her eyes were on your body, specifically on your chest.
"take it off." she didn't even look back at you, her eyes were pointed, and her arms were crossed.
you sighed in shame, lifting your shirt from your body. she always got what she wanted.
when the top half of your body was uncovered besides your bra, she smirked, pulling you close to her body. her fingers trailed up your back, straight to the clasp of your garment. within a second, it was on the ground.
agatha's lips found your neck. you knew she'd leave marks on you, ones you'd never be able to explain. she loved to mark you, however. she loved to make sure everyone knew you were hers.
with each kiss and bite and suckle, you moaned, your hands eventually ending up entangled in her hair.
she dragged her tongue from your pulse point to your earlobe, biting it gently.
she whispered to you in a seductive manner, "you know mommy loves it when you get jealous.."
your body reacted, a wet heat began to pool between your legs. she knew how to get to you, she knew what made you crazy.
"i put on that whole show for you.. the kissing, the biting.. even fucking her, it was all for you."
you pressed your tongue to the inside of your cheek, and pushed her away from you.
"you fucked her?" your tone sounded accusatory. you were angry, you wished you had power; you'd have killed her by now.
"no, but your reaction was golden. really, you should see your face right now!"
her smile was intoxicating, and you felt a little relief that she hadn't touched another woman the way she's touched you. but then it hit you that she's been gone, for three years. with the scarlet witch of all people.. you didn't want to think of the things agatha might've done to her. but you wanted to know, you needed to know if she had been with anyone else. it meant something to you.
"did you.. have sex with.. you know, other people?" the sentence came out shaky, but you hoped she wouldn't notice.
she shook her head slightly, "why would you ask that, cariño? you know i.." for the first time since she'd been there, you saw sincerity behind her eyes; she was hurt by the question. maybe that was why she didn't finish her answer off.
you bit your lip and your fingers grabbed the material of your skirt. you slowly slid it down your body, avoiding her eyes. you were left only in your underwear, which were soaked and ruined already. you removed them too, leaving your body fully available and vulnerable to agatha's every will.
she watched intensely, her eyes dragging up your body.
"come here, y/n."
you went up to her, your nipples touching her button up shirt.
she pulled you as close as possible by your waist, and your lips were clashing with hers.
it had been three years since you'd kissed her. it felt like heaven. she felt like heaven.
she turned you so that your back would face the bed, and drew her lips back. using a finger, she pushed you down onto the soft surface. you watched as she stood at the end of the bed, unbuttoning her shirt. she threw it to the floor, same with her bra, pants, and panties.
agatha was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen. her body was like a work of art.
"you're so perfect" you said a little quietly, part of you hoping she hadn't heard you.
she smiled, and climbed on top of you. her lips were on yours again, and the kisses felt so freeing, so sweet. it wasn't aggressive.
her hands cupped your breasts, and her thumbs circled your nipples.
your head tilted back, and you moaned into the kiss.
she pulled away, leaving you speechless. her lips started to run down your body, from your neck to your nipples. she took her time there, suckling them into her mouth, brushing her tongue against them. you felt the heat between your thighs start to grow, and your neediness for her began to get unbearable. her hand started to retreat down your stomach, and your hips bucked up as it fell between your thighs.
her mouth moved up again, and she kissed up to your ear.
agatha sucked onto your pulse point, something you were sure would leave a hickey.
her fingers lingered in the slick wetness of your pussy. you desperately needed her.
she released the part she had been sucking on, and whispered a question to you. "do you want mommy to put her fingers inside of you?"
you opened your mouth to reply, and as you did, her fingers began to rub against your clit.
you moaned at the touch, and your body jerked. she chuckled. god, she knew exactly how to make you a mess.
her fingers sped up, and she asked again, "i said.. do you want mommy to put her fingers inside of you..?"
you whimpered, nodding your head.
she bit your earlobe and you knew she wanted to hear you say it.
"i want your fingers inside of me mommy! please!" your face was red and hot at the confession, the plead. she smirked and then two fingers entered inside your soaked folds.
your eyes rolled back, and you arched your body. her fingers started thrusting into your pussy with increasing speed.
you'd missed her so much. you missed her fingers, and her voice, and the way she made you feel. you never wanted to go this long without her again.
she bit into your neck as her fingers curled into you. you moaned for her, "fuck, fuck, aggie! oh, please don't stop, please.."
her teeth released, "you're such a good girl for me, y/n."
your body was writhing in the pleasure you felt as her fingers curled and thrusted inside of you. you could feel yourself close to a climax.
agatha sped her fingers up just enough to get you there, and when you reached your orgasm, she slowed down, helping you ride it out.
you felt so free, so nostalgic as you rode your ex girlfriends fingers, covering them in cum.
she kissed you, taking away any oxygen you might've had before. the kisses were sloppy, but you savored every moment of them.
as your body finally relaxed, she pulled her fingers from your core, which left you to whimper.
she pulled her lips away, smiling at you. she brought her cum-covered fingers to your lips. "come on pretty girl, clean mommy's fingers."
you opened your mouth and sucked your juices off of them, and agatha bit her lip watching you clean up the mess she had turned you into.
she laughed, pulling them back.
you were blushing, still a little embarrassed about the way your body longed for her; even after all this time.
agatha could tell you were a little nervous, anxious even. she stroked your hair, cupping your jaw simultaneously.
"i could never.." she was being genuine now, you could tell by the way her expression softened. "i love you.. i couldn't—"
you chuckled and pulled her face close to yours. both of your eyes were focused on each other's. you nodded, letting her know that you understood.
she pulled you into another kiss and you happily kissed back.
when she finally broke the embrace, you smiled.
"you may be the most infuriating woman i've ever met, but i love you, agatha."
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The BBC has announced a new TV special, set to air during Autism Acceptance Week.
Titled The Assembly, the episode will arrive on BBC and iPlayer in April. It will feature around 35 people who are autistic, neurodivergent or learning disabled interview Good Omens star Michael Sheen.
No question or subject will be off the table, promising viewers half an hour of "chaos, delight" and plenty of revelations.
"I was thrilled to be asked to be a guest on The Assembly. It’s such a fresh and exciting idea and I can’t wait for what I’m sure is going to be a surprising and challenging experience," Sheen said in a statement.
"I really don’t know what to expect, which is both exhilarating and a little bit terrifying."
The Assembly is an adaptation of the French show Les Rencontres Du Papotin, which has seen neurodivergent journalist's interview the likes of politician Emmanuel Macron and Call My Agent’s Camille Cottin.
The Assembly will arrive on BBC and iPlayer in April.
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Neurodivergent muses:
Just an FYI that neurodivergent IS an umbrella term for any mind that functions outside the norm. So they may not all be neurodivergent in the same way. Or may even be neurodivergent in multiple ways. If there's any interest in me breaking down who is neurodivergent in what way, I'd definitely do so as well.
OCs: Persephone, Victoria, Alex, Farryn, Cascadia, Hoa, Daxa, Alanna, Di, Diana, Camille, Lydia, V, Gabby, Antoinette, The [Redacted] Doctor, Liz,
Canons: Yennefer, Ciri, Renfri, Jaskier, Eloise,Benedict, Simon, Kate, Penelope, Francesca, Vi, Caitlyn, Viktor, Raelle, Tally, Abigail, Scylla, Laura, Ann,
Actually, I want to make a list now of which of my muses are likely neurodivergent in some way, shape, or form. Spoiler: it's most of them. :P <3
#flowers are the crown on her head (persephone: headcanon.)#nobility is who she is (victoria: headcanon.)#revolution is in her heart (alex: headcanon.)#adventurous and rebellious is who they are (farryn: headcanon.)#harmonious with all the elements she is (cascadia christina: headcanon.)#she is always blooming (hoa: headcanon.)#a light illuminates their mind (daxa: headcanon.)#bleeding in ink (alanna: headcanon.)#she is always renewing (di: headcanon.)#she is the hunter; or is she (diana: headcanon.)#her heart is on her sleeve (camille: headcanon.)#her adventure is just beginning (lydia: headcanon.)#all she wants is justice (v: headcanon.)#her mind drips with blood & ink (gabby: headcanon.)#truly revolutionary she is (antoinette: headcanon.)#not such a mystery after all (redacted doctor: headcanon.)#she is chaos and beauty personified (yennefer: headcanon.)#she is strength personified (ciri: headcanon.)#girl | sword (renfri: headcanon.)#he is storytelling personified (jaskier: headcanon.)#rebel with a cause (eloise: headcanon.)#a true artist (benedict: headcanon.)#a true gentleman with a burning heart (simon: headcanon.)#a rose with a thorn (kate: headcanon.)#pen is mightier indeed (peneleope: headcanon.)#running wild in my mind (vi: headcanon.)#like a spider's web my mind (caitlyn: headcanon.)#machines clank in my mind (viktor: headcanon.)#melodies of the mind (francesca: headcanon.)#my mind is exploding (raelle: headcanon.)
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Happy February! Here are bisexual books out in February!
Books listed:
An Education in Malice by S.T. Gibson Mewing by Chloe Spencer Hannah Tate, Beyond Repair by Laura Piper Lee The Friendship Study by Ruby Barrett You Had Me at Merlot by Melissa Brayden Sunbringer (Fallen Gods, #2) by Hannah Kaner Signals Volume 2 by Nika (can be read online on Tapas too) A Vicious Game (The Halfling Saga, #3) by Melissa Blair Breaks Volume 1 by Emma Vieceli, Malin Rydén Mortgage of Convenience by Dani McLean Letters to Her Love by Katherine Grant Projections by S.E. Porter Truthfully, Yours by Caden Armstrong Rupture in Total Eclipse (Sun & Moon Duet Book 2) by Sem Thornwood It's Ours to Write by Blanche Maze The Tainted Cup (Shadow of the Leviathan, #1) by Robert Jackson Bennett Big Date Energy by Bethany Rutter Tune Me Up (Bisexual Sing Team Book 3) by Renée Dahlia Snowed In With Summer by Tiana Warner Witch Boyfriend Wanted by Colette Rivera The Girl, the Ring, & the Baseball Bat by Camille Gomera-Tavarez King Cheer (Arden High) by Molly Horton Booth, Stephanie Kate Strohm, Jamie Green Prove It by Stephanie Hoyt Falling For You by Mariah Ankenman Disciples of Chaos (Seven Faceless Saints, #2) by M.K. Lobb Wine Ghost Goes to Hell by Sage Coffey In Plain Sight: A Summit Springs Novel by Siobhan Muir Who We Are in Real Life by Victoria Koops Fathomfolk (Drowned World, #1) by Eliza Chan The Absinthe Underground by Jamie Pacton
Please me know if I missed any books 💖
#My posts#books of the month#bisexual#bisexual representation#bisexual pride#bi books#bisexual books#sapphic books#achillean books#booklr#book blog#queer books#lgbt books#lgbtq books#bisexual romance#bookblr#book tumblr#Bi rep#Duaric books
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a night in paris | john marino
౨ৎ masterlist. ౨ৎ word count: 3.1k ౨ৎ warnings: none ? just some cigarette use. ౨ৎ this was started weeks ago in honor of his birthday and now...its a little gift after the news ౨ৎ started strong...then fizzled out lol ౨ৎ also, french is in italics
john had just arrived in the city of love, meeting up with nico, dawson, jack and alex for a little european excursion. the five of them all met up in the historic hotel's lobby before heading down to avenue de cameons for some croissants and expresso, before heading towards the eiffel tower. his jet lag began to set in as soon as they stepped foot down the street and towards carette which was about a 10 minute walk. nico was busy talking about the city of love and some places he thought they should visit since he'd been coming here since he was a child. john took in the sights and sounds, the expanse of the block, and the sheer chaos that ensued around the hockey players. after a quick stroll, the group quickly took the two open tables next to each other in front of the cafe. nico had explained that since it was only 7 in the morning, it was free for fall.
nicolette was not enjoying the city of love at this current moment. she had just gotten off from her shift at a 24 hour cafe and was in line for a croissant at carette, and thought she was going to lose her mind as somebody dumped their expresso on her. her and the perpetrators eyes went towards her white button up shirt and then met eachothers gaze.
"im so sorry madam!" they apologize quickly and she put her hand up, "maybe you should be paying attention to your surroundings you fucking phony!" she screamed, as a cafe worker handed her napkins. which were no use at all.
the cafe went silent as they all looked towards the young woman who had insulted the middle-aged man, and quietly snickered. nico looked back as soon as he heard the french insult and made a shocked face before laughing. "whats so funny?" jack questioned as he looked between the young woman and nico. "she just insulted the man." nico smirked before sipping on some of his drink, "it doesn't really translate well. it just means 'phony' which in the french language, is just an insult." he explained and the guys nodded. the woman was still rambling in french before she handed the napkin back to the worker, and turned on her heel. her brown locks swaying as she walked out of the cafe with the middle aged man still apologizing. she rolled her eyes as she ignored him and hoped he would catch her drift. she pulled her vintage black sunglasses down from her head and looked both ways before crossing the street. before she was out of their view, she flipped off the man. jack being the little kid that he is, immediately giggled which in turn made the group laugh.
nicolette scurried back to her apartment two blocks over, as quickly as her ballet flats could take her. she was still quite upset that her white shirt was ruined, one she'd recently gotten in milan for a quick holiday. a deep sigh of relief came from the petite brunette as she spotted the familiar red doors of her apartment building, and picked up her speed. she wanted to get out of these clothes and into some pajamas. her roommate and best friend camille was up on the couch with a cigarette freshly lit, who smiled widely once nicolette stepped inside. her smile faded once she saw the state of her shirt and frowned, "don't tell me that's -" and nicolette cut her off, "yes yes." she snipped pulling it off to reveal a bralette underneath and threw it in the garbage. nicolette held out her hand for the cigarette for the brunette to take, and camille quickly gave her it, "i thought you gave it up," she paused, "6 months ago?" camille teased as she watched her friend's eyes close and a sigh of relief pool from her body.
"to hell with resolutions." she shrugged and handed the cigarette back.
nicolette plopped herself down on the green velvet couch, looking at the current state of the apartment. her anxiety rose with how cluttered it was and groaned loudly as she heard the tea kettle scream. camille rushed over to pour it in the french press, for their morning coffee. "how about we go out tonight?" camille asked from the kitchen and to which, nicolette rubbed her hands down her face. "it'll be funnnn!" camille said angelically from the kitchen before leaning on the missing door - frame, taking in her friends distressed state. "how about no?" nicolette snipped turning on her side.
"tony invited us out... yknow how big of a crush he has on you!" camille teased walking back to the french press. nicolette rolled her eyes, if she never had to see him again - her world would be alright. but no, he found her everytime they went out and she was honestly quite sick and tired of it. "i'd call it stalking." nicolette murmured as she stood, and headed into the kitchen for a cup of coffee.
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john and the rest of the group went to the eiffel tower after croissants and coffee and then headed towards a market that held produce, small gifts, and many, many delicacies for them to try. nico being quite the man, translated and spoke for the group in french. the boys gave him the most teasing as they strolled down the market street, before feeling the real effects of jet lag. "how about we go back to the hotel, nap, food, nap, dinner then drinks?" alex offered and the group all agreed.
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nicolette and camille stood outside the club around 12, smoking a cigarette as they tried to catch their breaths. that evening in the club was hot and claustrophobic nicolette thought. "oh oh oh." camille said hitting her friend in the chest and her hand quickly went to go soothe the sting, "christ cami." she murmured as she followed camille's eyesight. "americans." camille grinned with delight in her eyes and that made her friend giggle. "i don't think they're all american." nicolette said pointing out the fluent french also being spoken and she thought her friend just about fell in love right there. the group of 5 men were currently trying to get into the club and was having little success, and now one of them was trying to tell them they should try another place.
"how about we pull them in, and say their our friends?" camille questioned turning back to her friend with puppy eyes. nicolette shook her head with a small giggle. "nicole! come on!" camielle begged and nicolette rolled her eyes at the nickname she didn't care for. camille did not wait for answer before stalking over there and began to speak to the bouncer. her expressions and hand movements were theatrical and nicolette gave her friend a pointed look, when camille pointed back toward her. nicolette felt many pairs of eyes on her, as she still leaned against the wall. she dropped the last bit of cigarette before stepping on it and crossing her arms. camille smiled and kissed the bouncer's cheek before telling the group to follow her. "do i even want to know?" nicolette murmured to the girl and camille could only respond with a giggle.
the guys all followed camille, and eyed the two as they spoke in hushed french. "im camille!" camille beamed, eyeing each of them and they all nodded. "nicolette." the other girl hummed more softly, and the guys nodded as well. the guys all introduced themselves and then nicolettes eyes landed on the very friend that just a few minutes ago was trying to get them to go someplace else before camille swooped in. she took in his curly hair that was just about to cover his eyebrows. then she moved on to the tall, strong build of the mysterious person. before landing on the two dark, shimmering orbs, like melted caramel - that were his eyes.
"john."
his voice matched his eyes, warm, inviting, and smooth.
"well boys, come follow us!" camille announced confidently as four of them followed her back through the club doors. while leaving john and nicolette behind, briefly. she smiled softly before taking the door from the one named 'jack', and held it for john who slipped in behind.
the club was hot, steamy and had a rhythmic pulse to it. french club music was playing out from every corner as they all made their way back to the table they had been at before. as soon as her and john made it to the table, all the guys began scoping out the place as a waiter came to take their order. "chartreuse, please." nicolette ordered and then he was off.
"so where are you all from? i hear different accents." camille questioned loudly over the music. one was from switzerland - who was currently ogling camille, who lets be real; was ogling him right back. three were from the states, including the one with chocolate eyes. and another was from canada. "ah! i have family who live there , i think-think, newfoundland area?" nicolette said with a slight glint of curiousty. dawson's eyes skyrocketed and the two quickly began a conversation. they had realized their families had a mutual friend in common and laughed over it being a small world.
"i haven't been since i was a young girl, about 5. but i do remember -oh whats it called- a beavers tail?" she questioned unsurely, and dawson laughed. "yes! beaver tails are so good! do you remember the poutine?" he questioned and she shook her head for a brief second before nodding, "oh ofcourse! gravy and cheese- so good!" she smiled widely before turning towards the waiter who was setting down the drinks. dawson entered the conversation with the other guys while john looked around and simply, people watched.
"so." nicolette said leaning in towards the boy, and he quickly looked towards her. "when did you all get in?" she questioned, sipping her drink that was sweet, tangy, and a bit spicy. "this morning actually." he said sipping his. "who got you guys to go out with jet lag?" she teased and john pointed towards the swiss who was currently talking with camille. "cheeky man he is." she grinned bringing the quartz glass to her rosy lips. nicolette looked around briefly before making eye contact with the one person, she did not want to see. tony.
she felt her blood run dry as he made his way over towards the group, with nicolette looking back at camille in a panic - who didn't notice because she was currently locking lips with the swiss man.
"fuck." nicolette mumbled before setting down her drink and dragging the closest one to her - onto the dance floor.
nicolette pulled him into the middle and rather closely, beginning to sway to the beat; while nonchalantly checking for tony. nicolettes heartbeat felt like it was going to beat out of her chest, as they danced. john's hands fell to her upper hips, trying to keep them at a respectful spot. the two danced for what felt like an eternity, finding each other's eyes in the middle half.
the smell of sweat and peony filled johns nose, as she pressed herself into him as the two continued to dance. butterflies ever-present, as the two continued to dance. nicolette found herself softly smiling as her back was facing him. she turned towards him now while her hands found his neck, and again made eye contact. "do you wanna take a breather?" she questioned loudly, and he nodded quickly. she took ahold of his hand and pulled him through the crowd to the back door where she had been previously with camille.
cool air hit the two as they stepped outside, now finally able to catch their breaths. nicolette wiped some sweat off of her forehead with her shirt, as she leaned against the wall. she felt herself itching to have a cigarette but decided against it. john let out a sigh of breath, before turning to look at the girl. her soft blue eyes were shut as her head tilted up towards the night sky. her leg tapped as her thoughts swirled, trying to calm them. "you good?" he questioned softly, knowing something was eating at her.
her eyes opened in a flash, before looking away. she swallowed harshly, hating how her skin still burned.
"i take it there was somebody walking up that you didn't want to talk to?" he said with slight hesitation and she nodded. "yeah and won't take the hint i don't like him like that nor really as a person." she giggled nervously. john understood and nodded, before looking out towards the busy streets. "wanna get out of here?" he questioned and her eye met his before she nodded.
the two headed out towards the small square while making small talk.
her eyes found the custard cart, le maison glacee.
"ice cream?" she questioned with a twinge of giddiness and john nodded, allowing her to take the lead. the two walked in silence before nicolette took over and ordered vanilla for her, and then turned towards john who answered with chocolate. the way the words effortlessly rolled off her tongue, created even more butterflies for john. she thanked the cartman as the two grabbed their bowls of french custard, and headed towards a small table nearby. "do you guys even sleep?" he teased as the two sat down and she shrugged with a slight grin. without a second to pass, their heads whipped towards a loud noise - a box falling - and then two voices began to scream. nicolette giggled mischievously as the two screamed at each other.
and then john realized.
"it was you!" he said with realization and nicolette gave him a slight head tilt of confusion as he chuckled. "you were the one who screamed at that man this morning." and nicolette felt her cheeks turn rose before giving him a cheeky grin. "it was me unfortunately." she hummed, taking a big spoon of icecream. johns eyebrows furrowed before she began to speak again, "that shirt was from milan recently, thrifted it from a boutique there and on top of that, my shift was shit and that was the last thing i needed." she groaned throwing one leg over the other as she leaned back.
"how come?" he questioned softly, eating a bit more. she sighed, "shitty boss and shitty customers." she shrugged looking off towards the distance. john watched as her eyes moved with the movement, as couples danced to the street singer who was serenading the square before they found his. "i work at a cafe not far from here and it wasn't a good night shift that's all. but it'll due for now." she shrugged as she looked back towards the dancers.
she absolutely adored dancing, whichever the kind, and found herself now swaying to the song.
"what do you want to do?" he questioned as she smiled softly, "i'd love to be a journalist. not much pay or glitz and glamour but i love writing, and id love for it to be my career." she said finishing up the bowl. john looked down at his, before looking back up. "have you gone to school for it? or do you not need it over here?" he asked and she nodded. "yeah, i finished a year ago at de paris with honors, but haven't found anything that would be good." she explained wiping her lips with her napkin. "have you always wanted to be a journalist?" he questioned. "since i was a little girl i loved to write, when i received my first journal when i was about 6, it was technically a drawing book but i just began to write. mostly nonsense but as i got older, it continued. once i got to highschool, it really took off. i joined the school newspaper and started writing once a week for the local newspaper back home before transitioning to the paper at universite." she explained with a wide smile, "being able to bring important heartfelt, and deep stories to light is my passion." nicolette finished. "what do you do?" she questioned giving him her full attention.
"im a professional hockey player, all of us are." he explained, " but i just got traded to a different team though. i played with them the past few years. besides lukey, who's only been here a year." he added. nicolette nodded softly, and then the two began to talk about anything and everything for the next hour, when john interrupted the conversation, "let's go dance." john said abruptly before standing up. he took the empty bowls of icecream and then her hand, before pulling her towards the singer. the singer was performing a slow french jazz, and john instantly pulled her in closer to his chest.
her heartbeat could be heard in her ears, as it felt like it was going to beat out of her chest. her body became warm and filled with butterflies. his chocolate eyes had pulled her in, and swooned her. yet, they were soft and inviting and safe.
his mouth opened softly, as if he was going to speak; with her butterflies swarming at the thought of hearing his voice. his eyes searched hers as the world and the music slowed around them. a soft hand came up to cup her cheek, ever so delicately. his thumb softly tracing her cheekbone before pulling her in for a deep kiss. her lips immediately returned the favor, before they pulled apart after a few seconds. her ever-pale cheeks turned rosy as the two foreheads rested against one another. a small smile formed on her lips, while a toothy smile appeared on his; the same feeling running through both of their bodies.
she was quite the enigma, john knew almost immediately after speaking to her. so down to earth, quiet, gentle, and inviting. she made you want to open up about everything and share the most wildest dreams and goals. he could see why she and camille had been thick as thieves since they were 6 years old, after meeting in ballet class. she was quite rare in a fast-paced world, and he adored that about her. it made him want to keep her in his life, somehow some way. even as friends.
her head found his chest, as the two continued to sway to the music. smiles covering their faces as the night went on. the city of love pulling them towards one another, giving the two a beautiful night to remember. and possibly, many more.
SO not the greatest, but am very rusty and really wanted to get something up! hope you enjoyed (:
if you did, please like and repost!
xx Anna
#⚘ anna writes#John marino#John marino fic#John marino imagine#John marino blurb#New Jersey devils#nico hischier#nhl#hockey nhl fic#hockey fic#nhl imagine#hockey imagine#nhl blurb#hockey blurb#equallyshaw masterlist
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Are there any champions from Piltover/Zaun or beyond, who didn't show up in s1 of Arcane, who you'd like to see in s2? Both from a “this character would work really well with the story” perspective, and a “I just really like this champion” perspective.
Mm... I'm really wary about introducing more characters, honestly. Arcane's first season was already absolutely crammed to the gills with characters and one of my criticisms of Season 1 is that while everything that was in it was very very good, it was also so incredibly dense that the audience barely has time to breathe.
It's the kind of delicate balance where it feels like they just barely had the time and space to tell the stories of the main ensemble, and introducing more champions into that mix might make it all tip over.
That said, they do have the advantage that all the introductions and worldbuilding have basically been done now, and there's probably room to introduce one or two more characters to shake things up.
Instinctively I want to say Camille, except it makes no bloody sense why she'd only turn up in Season 2 and have been a complete non-presence in Season 1. Like, there was some shit happening that she should have been involved with in the first season.
Renata Glasc is an option. Zaun is going to have a big power vacuum and she would slot in very nicely as the new major power in the undercity. On the other hand, she's also perhaps a little bit too much like Silco 2.0, being partly based on him in the first place, and I think there's a solid argument for bringing the chembarons from season 1 back to fight with each other instead. Especially since one of them has a literal death vendetta against Jayce now.
Then there's Orianna, who in this canon seems to be Singed's... daughter? Some kind of family member? If all of Singed's research in the first season was about trying to find a way to save her life or bring her back to life, then she'd be a natural character to use to expand on Singed as a character in season 2. I think she'd have to be substantially redesigned, though - "music box ballerina" would be a weird thing for Singed to want to build her into.
Seraphine and Zeri are non-starters, I think, primarily because they are both mages, which would make absolutely no sense in the Arcane universe. Like, it is kind of important to the plot of Arcane that mages are essentially as rare as cryptids in this world. Same reason I don't think they'd introduce something like Janna either. She's a literal demigod, it would raise too many unanswerable questions.
There's no reason to bring in Ezreal, Zac, or Dr. Mundo, but Urgot is... not out of the question. He's the kind of relentlessly dogmatic, bloodthirsty cult leader that would make sense as a figure in the chaos and violence of the war that's likely to erupt. Twitch could also cameo, I suppose, but only as a cameo, I don't think it makes sense to make him a central character.
Outside of Piltover and Zaun, I'd say the main champions we are likely to encounter would be Swain or Darius (Darius specifically was most likely teased by Ambessa), and if Darius shows up there's a greater than average chance he'll have Draven with him. It's not impossible that Samira could show up for a bit of a cameo, as some kind of Noxian bounty hunter getting in the way of things. Katarina and Talon are... not impossible, I suppose, Noxus is probably going to want to assassinate someone, but I also doubt they'd introduce a champion character to fill that role in the narrative. It'd be wasteful.
If Noxus is making moves, of course, there's a non-zero chance that there'll be like a Demacian diplomat at some meeting, which... makes it possible that Xin Zhao or Garen might cameo, and if Noxus wants Piltover's technology to prosecute their war in Ionia, hey, maybe there will be Ionian diplomat characters showing up to plead their case, which opens the distant possibility of someone like Irelia or Shen showing up.
I very, very much doubt it though.
tl;dr in my opinion:
Most likely new champions: Darius, Swain, Orianna, and Warwick (Warwick being Vander)
Not impossible: Twitch, Urgot, Renata Glasc, Draven, Camille
Extremely small Easter Egg cameos at best: Xin Zhao/Garen/Jarvan, Irelia/Shen/Karma, Azir (Shurima is Piltover's southern neighbor), Miss Fortune/Gangplank (Piltover controls the sea gate and trade between two oceans), Ziggs (Heimerdinger's best friend), Ryze (the science boys are starting to fuck with World Rune-level magic hazards), Vel'koz (might show up in a Void vision inside the Hexcore or something).
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Not in a million years will I recover from the chaos of the family dinner scene in the first episode of usher. It is so funny. Everything is so unserious regardless of how serious the topic is.
Breaking it down per person at the table.
Roderick trying so hard to be supportive of Mori’s cakes, really hyping her up more than he’s ever hyped up any of his actual kids. Then proceeding to place a 50 million dollar bounty on the head of one of his kids - he doesn’t know who it is but hey if one of the others work it out they can have his millions!!
Madeline, perhaps the only fully serious person at the table trying to explain that these NDA’s are in fact consequential and that she will literally kill the mole and will not care as she does it.
Juno who spends the whole scene drinking wine, her only line of dialogue being in response to Camille who is MOCKING HER MARRIAGE
“Speaking of prenups, how are things Juno?”
“Going great,”
SPOKEN WITH GREAT EXHAUSTION please give this girl a break
Arthur Pym who spends the entire scene in silence but while handing out NDA forms bashes Tamerlane in the head and doesn’t even apologise
Freddie being Freddie…..so oblivious and silly
“By neutralised do you mean sued into oblivion, taken out of the board, on the streets?”
“Neutralised. Like dead.”
Please Frederick it’s almost as if you’ve never met your aunt.
But then towards the middle of the scene when Vic is like “if any of us really were collecting or uttering of family secrets, I think we all know who that is.”
AND HE JUST ASSUMES ITS HIM AND HES LIKE “fine!!!! Watch me sign it then!!!!”
Tamerlane (and Bill) taking her one opportunity to mock Frederick, “how DO you spell Fraudrick?”
Bill trying so hard to be polite and make conversation with Ali, “have you gotten to sign an original Pym yet? It’s a rite of passage, just wait until you see the prenup.” He is trying his best go bill go!!
Vic remains shockingly tame throughout this scene
Ali asking to let her guys look at the NDA and immediately regretting it
NAPOLEON USHER THE MAN THAT YOU ARE 😭
“I bet it’s cake.”
“Waaait. Is this also cake?”
“Debutant balls, is that what you think I do?”
I hope he knows how funny he is because he was truly the star of this scene although Camille is genuinely hilarious
Camille…..
“Oh! Paperwork from the Pym Reaper, always a blast.”
“You guys, we really should get together more often, it’s just a balm for the soul.”
“Speaking of prenups, how are things Juno?”
NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HER PHONE AS ITS HANDED OUT.
Perry doesn’t have any lines either 💔
But all of this being backed by dramatic violin music that sounds like it should be playing at the start of the apprentice takes it
This scene is so good. The chemistry between all of them is hilarious I truly wish they’d all been in more scenes together before kids started dying left right and centre
#this scene is everything to me#it kills me every time#the fall of the house of usher#tfothou#roderick usher#madeline usher#arthur pym#pym reaper#frederick usher#mori usher#Lenore usher#tamerlane usher#bill usher(???)#victorine usher#napoleon usher#camille usher#prospero usher#juno usher#mike Flanagan#flanaverse
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Camile's recent social stories The Westbrooks have made it to their beach house in The Hamptons. In light of recent events, the entire family just wants to get away and relax from all of the chaos in Windenburg.
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part four of season 1, episode 13 continued
76. Simon is like but what if I want to kill you?????
77. I like Camille being his sire more than I like Raphael being his sire in the books
78. she looks so proud lmao
79. I love Camille but the makeup department did her so dirty with the eye liner
80. “so your entire life has been paid by my antiquities, I guess that means you owe me.”- camille here has a point. but clary is never grateful for anything. I’m sorry but I love Camille. she’s such a messy bitch
81. what’s even the point of trying to get through to jace? he will never own up to what he does or feel any guilt. all he cares about is doing what benefits him. “I have to find Valentine” while I use the means of being Valentine like this dude gives me such a migraine. Alec spends way too much time on jace
82. did Simon and clary really think they could sneak Camille out? like y’all aren’t as bright as you imagine yourself to be
83. and just like that, the alliance is cut. I mean, was there ever an alliance with the vampires and shadowhunters?????? the shadowhunters are always going to do what they want while the vampires get tortured and hunted for doing the same or even less than (season two)
84. Raphael: I don’t have time for this
85. don’t you hate when you underestimate your opponent
86. “just because I got you out doesn’t mean I won’t kill you right here.”- clary. what is the point of killing Camille before getting the book? it’s cringe watching clary try to act tough
87. a pardon of killing Simon- i mean, she did say you owe her
88. “the second I go up in smoke, so does any hope of you finding your precious book.”- camille. didn’t I just say that? there is no point in killing Camille
89. Camille: I know a guy
90. how strange, we know this guy as well
91. Magnus: TOO FUCKING LONG BITCH
92. is Magnus getting paid for this? oh that’s right, he’s getting paid in Alec
93. well clary always has her priorities. literally the fact that this woman broke Magnus’s heart and he has to not only help her, but has to see her again- GIVE MY MAN A BREAK
I’m going to end up doing this whole scene BECAUSE ITS SO ICONIC ✨ part five in editing stage
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#magnus bane#alec lightwood#anti jace herondale#show magnus is superior#show malec is superior#show alec is superior#putting anti cc on all show shadowhunter posts because i don’t want an pro book fans hating on my shit#shadowhunter show is superior#shadowhunters tv#camille knows she’s fine as fuck and causing all this chaos#she’s such a messy bitch and I love her for it
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