#calling your teacher mom

[coolnessgraphed]

[ghostscrown]

I can't get over the fact Arin canonically called both Nya and Lloyd "mom and dad" by accident lmao-

[mariatesstruther]

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day

[jennicatzies]

Father [figure] Garcia 🙏

[halo-chainsaw]

TINA SLIPPING UP AND CALLING BBH DAD

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #96

Prof. Sharp: Well done on brewing the Draught of Living Death, Mr. Weasley.

Garreth: Thank you, Dad.

The class:

MC: Garreth, you just called Sharp "Dad".

Garreth: Oh... Well, I mean, I call Aunt Matilda that instead of "Professor".

Sebastian: But she's your actual aunt.

Leander: And Sharp is not your actual father.

Garreth:

Garreth: You guys won't let me forget this, will you?

MC: Never.

[littlecrittereli]

*Walks in* *Does a twirl and gives you this*

Chris probably accidentally called Martin dad once or twice and has not lived it down since

*Twirls away*

*halts you in your tracks* *Does a twirl and gives you THIS*

A 5 + 1 fanfiction idea: 5 times Chris Kratt called Martin "dad" in an annoyed, insulting way and the 1 time he said it on complete accident in a genuine way.

*Twirls away*

[turkey-sandwich]

I just know that Midori accidentally called Keito, "Nii-san" AT LEAST once.

[hopkei]

What is the biggest mistake Sota has made in his life?

One time in a group chat used by the president of the company to share information with the members, when they were all saying "Hiro-san you've worked hard today, thank you very much!" etc. But since he was in a hurry... Sota accidentally sent: "Hiro-tan" And for 30 minutes after that the members were all watching it like "oh crap, oh crap" because he hadn't read it yet... Jihoon: That's cute, though

[fragglerockopinions]

Am I just more insecure or more considerate or are people not at all ashamed anymore to draw attention to your physical attributes for no reason?

[bougiebutchbitch]

okay but seriously how many times has chase accidentally called house ‘dad’

[kenonade]

esalen………………………………………………………………………

[cartoon-skeleton]

I hate school so fucking much lol and I always just thought I was taking too many credits but this semester I finally took a normal amount of credits and it doesn’t matter. It’s not the amount of classes, it’s just having any classes at all. I feel like there was definitely a time where I could handle it but not anymore lmfao… this place was crazy. Sent me into my first real and scary panic attack, broke me out in stress hives, ruined my sleep, turned me into a mega hater…. smh. I know it could be a million times worse so I feel bad for complaining but it was not cool. All I can hope for is that my degree and good grades that I damn near died trying to get for literally no reason do me some good in real society tho I doubt it lmao

[averysmolkirbo]

the gay lawyer brainrot has gotten worse yet again and i nearly diedddddd

I was watching an objection.lol and because all my braincells are devoted to gay lawyers or dead i walked into the class and was going to say something to my teacher along the lines "see, (his name) im here im not late"

But then very very VERY nearly called him not by his name, but... I NEARLY CALLED HIM MR. WRIGHT.

AJSJDJEJAKKFKSKAG

and the worst part is is he is the ONE teacher i have that i KNOW for CERTAIN would know exactly who that is and what i just did. He literally has a piece of art of them above his desk.

I

Would

Have

Been

MORTIFIED.

No going back. Wouldve been so embarrassed that my crippling gay lawyer addiction was nearly found out by one of my TEACHERS. Probably even had a chance that i wouldve passed out tbh (its that bad)

yea yea i know i didnt realllllly SAY it but i was SOOOOO FUCKING CLOSE like MICRONS AWAY from it and i can IMAGINE my sheer CRINGE and PAIN and id never live it down

all this being said i dont plan to change at all and will be consuming as much if not more gay lawyers than i normally do. Im not going learn im going to spit in the face of fate and ignore this completely because im at like late-stage brainrot and theres no going back and i dont want to and frankly never will want to

[leatherbookmark]

a thing that irks me about wgxn as lsz's Best Parents Ever and lsz himself calling them his fathers iiiis that aren't... parents and basically ancestors... kinda important in chinese culture? yknow, like *gestures at some of the characters' complicated relationships w/ their parents, their legacy and last wishes*? lsz discovers he's a wen and doesn't immediately go "ah well, doesn't matter, they were Problematic and i feel more like a lan anyway", but rather goes to the nighless city with wn to bury the ashes of their family and build a cenotaph for wq. that means he still wants to honor his ancestry, especially since he's the last surviving member of his clan. would lsz just... conveniently forget about all that -- about his parents, whoever they were, who died in the war -- for lwj? hm