#calling your teacher mom

[coolnessgraphed]

[ghostscrown]

I can't get over the fact Arin canonically called both Nya and Lloyd "mom and dad" by accident lmao-

[mariatesstruther]

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day

[jennicatzies]

Father [figure] Garcia 🙏

[littlecrittereli]

*Walks in* *Does a twirl and gives you this*

Chris probably accidentally called Martin dad once or twice and has not lived it down since

*Twirls away*

*halts you in your tracks* *Does a twirl and gives you THIS*

A 5 + 1 fanfiction idea: 5 times Chris Kratt called Martin "dad" in an annoyed, insulting way and the 1 time he said it on complete accident in a genuine way.

*Twirls away*

[halo-chainsaw]

TINA SLIPPING UP AND CALLING BBH DAD

[aishime]

sometimes he gets confused too

[cosmicwhoreo]

Pfft!! Spoiler alert but there's a cookie run kingdom dreams story that involves captain caviar cookie telling custard cookie iii where babies come from

Although it's just a dream and it's not really where they come from I find it sweet custard dreamed of asking the captain such a mind changing question usually reserved for parents or parental figures

Children imprint on this old man all the time, this ain't news-

And it's likely not the first time someone from house custard had

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #96

Prof. Sharp: Well done on brewing the Draught of Living Death, Mr. Weasley.

Garreth: Thank you, Dad.

The class:

MC: Garreth, you just called Sharp "Dad".

Garreth: Oh... Well, I mean, I call Aunt Matilda that instead of "Professor".

Sebastian: But she's your actual aunt.

Leander: And Sharp is not your actual father.

Garreth:

Garreth: You guys won't let me forget this, will you?

MC: Never.

[nerdylibertarian928]

Hot take: You shouldn't get in trouble for having bad grades if you're doing your assignments and participating in class but are struggling in school even though you are trying your best. However, if your bad grades are caused by you being on your phone in class instead of paying attention in class and not doing your assignments, you 100% deserve to get in trouble for having bad grades.

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

‘sure they pocketed our money and abused your trust in the music community and passion for classical music. but since you’re now in a group that you love and that makes you happy the only way to heal is to be grateful you got to play the musikverein at 17 even if it was with a bad orchestra’ no. laser beams from my eyeballs for a million years

[turkey-sandwich]

I just know that Midori accidentally called Keito, "Nii-san" AT LEAST once.

[coquelicoq]

i really have almost the entire range of possible grandmother naming conventions represented. the stepgrandmothers are mrs. [last name], [first name], aunt [first name], and grandma [first name]. the biological grandmother is grammy. the great-grandmother was gram. i'm just missing a grandma [last name] but i think other that that i've covered all the levels of formality available in my culture.

[ratatatastic]

no im still on maffhew calling the forsymaffhew lovechild a missile

[hopkei]

What is the biggest mistake Sota has made in his life?

One time in a group chat used by the president of the company to share information with the members, when they were all saying "Hiro-san you've worked hard today, thank you very much!" etc. But since he was in a hurry... Sota accidentally sent: "Hiro-tan" And for 30 minutes after that the members were all watching it like "oh crap, oh crap" because he hadn't read it yet... Jihoon: That's cute, though