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It seemed to the young paladin that the attacks were non-stop. Banny brought up his shield again as another wave of flame flowed around him. Once it had passed, he could see wisps of smoke curling off of the edges of his tabard, but the rest of his armor seemed none the worse for wear. Lowering his shield so that he could look over it, his eyes widened at the sight of a large bear barreling towards him.
Banny braced his shoulder against his shield and planted his left foot just before the bear struck his shield. The paladin grunted. He managed to stay upright, but was pushed back several feet by the weight of the attack. Finally, Banny’s foot found a rocky outcropping. His backward momentum stopped, he then turned his shield slightly to the right and rolled to the side of the bear as it continued forward.
The bear planted its paws to stop and then turned to face its enemy. As the bear’s head looked back, Banagan raised his mace and brought it down on the bear’s flank. There was a flash of light as the weapon struck. The bear stood motionless, a dazed look in its eyes. Banagan raised his mace again and brought it down on the momentarily stunned bear. There was another bright flash as the mace struck the head of the bear. It rolled to the ground and was suddenly replaced by an unconscious Druid of the Flame.
Banny took a moment to make sure that the elf was not moving before looking around for any more attacks. The rest of the line seemed to be holding. It was then that he saw his Drakthyr friend, Skold, flying towards him.
“Are you okay?”
“I think so. Just a little singed.”
“That is good.” Skold leaned closer to Banagan and spoke quietly. “They let this one pass.”
“Huh?”
“Your acquaintance Jek. He and his friends let this druid slip by them. I believe it was intentional.”
“Of course,” Banny replied with a sigh.
“Should we report this?”
“There’s no point. They’ll deny it and we have no proof.”
“They are dangerous,” Skold said, his tone darkening.
“No disagreement.”
“You could end up injured again by them.”
Banagan was about to respond when a call rang out.
“Form up!”
Banny scanned the area and saw that the enemy was retreating. The line had held and as far as he could tell there were no significant injuries. Coming from the left of the line was the sergeant who had been given charge of this group of people. Once more he called for people to form up around him and everyone began to gather with their eyes glancing towards the direction that the druids had fled.
“Alright listen up! The powers that be have decided to push forward and go after that fel-blasted dragon!”
“Great!” Jek replied, elbowing his friends, all while nodding with a big grin. “We get to see some real action.”
“Maybe some day,” the sergeant responded, frowning a little at being interrupted. “But not today, grunt. You bunch will be guarding the rear, making sure that these druids don’t circle ‘round and trap the main force.”
Jek’s grin fell, obviously disappointed in the orders.
“Larethian, front and center.”
“Sarge?” Banny asked as he moved up through the crowd.
“You’ve been called up. One of the groups going in asked for you specifically.”
“Me?”
“Did I stutter? Get a move on! They’re waiting for you at the forward camp!”
“Right away, sarge.” Banny turned and moved back through the crowd. Skold patted him on the shoulder and wished him luck. As he left the group and went off to grab his mount, he noticed the dark look Jek was giving him. Shrugging, the paladin dismissed it and began a mental inventory of what he had and what he’d need.
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
#it astounds me how willing people are to cosign any shit cops and feds say#cops literally call testifying testi-lying. because they lie so much. its normal for them and they think little of it#that ones pretty easy to source and is well known in the industry wo i wont link you but if you google it you will see lots of sources#like just google the word testilying. so many articles come up its actually sad
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some alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch <3
#i do wanna do more of these this was so fun i love fashion history#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#historical fashion#fashion history#im not tagging all of it LOL#my doods#the edo period one was purely cause of shogun and that one litterbox comic LOL#also on 1780s one: in one of my many many marie antoinette biographies i read abt a woman who had a nest of birds in her hair pouf#so i figured a cat bed was just a logical step up from that#also on viking one every time we watch httyd as a family tucker has to deal w being called tuckless for days. so obvs#10k
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#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0
#*gifs#1k#chappell roan#chappellroanedit#chappellsource#userchappell#tusermiles#ughmerlin#userbru#tuserdee#alielook#userleah#dailywomen#femaledaily#ladiesblr#dailymusicqueens#dailymusicians#femalepopculture#wonderfulwomendaily#honestly just LOVE to see a gal standing up for herself it's about time paps get called out on how they behave so they STOP DOING IT
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Falin Drawlin ^.^
#drew this during a call w luvly friends and ended up liking what came out :^)#I love women 😍😍😍😍 I love women covered in blood 😍😍😍😍 I love wo#dunmeshi fanart from me…. it’s been a while#art#drawing#digital art#fanart#my art#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#chimera falin#falin#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi fanart#suggestive#<- nawwtttt really but better be safe ?#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon falin#dunmeshi falin#falin fanart
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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak
#ace txt#I swear I spend like half of my phone calls with my crush on IMDb#frantically trying to keep up with the stream of actors in movies she can talk about at great length entirely extemporaneously#anyway#i love searching things#and then i leave all the tabs open on my phone bc im a demon and what if I need to know later what the flag of Arizona looks like
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
[ID: A fancomic featuring Batman and Superman in a diner. Superman sips coffee while saying, "You know... I DO show off sometimes, only to impress you." Batman looks shocked before he narrows his eyes at Superman. "Impress... me?" Superman smiles, says "Mhm," and takes a long sip. Batman, frowning: "You're Superman." Superman throws up his hands and replies, "RIGHT? It shouldn't be this hard. Why are you making this so difficult?" End ID] described by @nebulations
#a very notice-me-senpai moment#lol idk i just can't stop thinking about this exchange i thought up whenever batman calls supes out for 'showing off'#GAAAHHH I LOVE THEM#superbat#batman#superman#world's finest#my art#fanart#man i just love an oblivious batman
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Damian giving people the nastiest reads ever for no reason at all, is so fucking funny. He's just that friend that takes it to far...
Bruce: This case at Wayne orphanage–
Damian: You know, it's disconcerting you own a building full of potential back-up Robins
Bruce:...
Stephanie: Union makes strength, Damian, we are better together
Damian: Is that why you and Tim are breaking up?
Tim:...
Bruce: I'd like you to have friends you have more in common with than killing
Damian: We have more in common than that, we all have poor relationships with our fathers too
Dick: I've been doing high-wire acts all my life, I'm the fastest in the air
Damian: You sure you're not scared of heights, Ric?
Dick: That's just mean...
Bruce: You are acting like a 10 year old heartless brat
Damian: And you were easier to look up to when you weren't around
#Like oh my god dude why are you bringing up their trauma and issues out of nowhere?!#He graduated Alfred's school of calling shit out with honors#I love him#damian wayne#dc robin#batman and robin#dick grayson#stephanie brown#tim drake#bruce wayne#dc comics
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@bitterrfruit art gave me this idea
Simon Riley with a "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo across his chest, big and in bold, who put it there in hopes that it would be followed, though the tattoo holds no legal binding and unless you have a written DNR your doctors are required to ignore it
Simon Riley, who spent those years with the tattoo, thinking that no one would truly miss him, were the occasion to arise
Simon Riley, who gets a partner, becomes quite comfortable and content with said partner, to the point he's taking off his clothes.
Simon Riley, who doesn't even get to reach for his belt to finish changing when his partner gasps, and begins anxiously fretting over the tattoo, fingers tracing the bold letters, doe-like eyes staring into his damn soul and a lip worried between their teeth.
Simon Riley, who can't seem to close his eyes as his partner insists on clinging to him that night, their hand resting over his heart as it finally sinks in that he would be, in fact, missed were the occasion to arise.
Simon Riley anxiously googling how expensive and how much time a tattoo removal takes.
#if you're stalking me for the knight post update im SORRY#i got stuck#every time I write a new paragraph I end up deleting it#anyway#😔#simon ghost riley#call of duty#cod mw2#simon riley x reader#simon riley#ghost x reader#cod#simon ghost riley x reader#could also be#ghostsoap#if you wanna squint
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actually I think you're lying about your lived experience and the proof I have is that i asked the warped and evil strawman version of you that I built to live inside my mind and it said you're full of shit and you never have good intentions ever
#this is about transandrophobia#they keep making up trans men to be mad at and then call us liars when we share our real experiences lmao
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Like does the high guard know about what’s been going on or
Technically a continuation of this
#transformers#maccadam#Megatron#transformers one#starscream#soundwave#shockwave#d-16#tf one#megs: we were suppose to have tcogs? :(#starscream: they’ve been RIPPING OUT bots’ tcogs before they online???#I’d like to think everyone gets along somewhat in the beginning because megatron is like. a kid to them#that’s a teenager who just went through his first break up#I haven’t drawn him much yet but I can feel myself falling deeper into the soundwave hole#he calls to me#megs and HG goofs
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mimics
#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#my art#i thought ab coloring it but idk if im up 4 the challenge AHAHA#AND TREASURE BUGSSS#iactually really love the .idk what u would call it. in universe ecology HELPP idk laios facts ab#the bugs laying eggs in the mimics.devouring that thing..and now u have treasure bug chests <3 SOO COOL#and doesnt chilchuck think they r cute or smt :sob:
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