#could also be

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: I've caught this stupid disease because of Shen Qingqiu.

Liu Mingyan: For the last time, da-ge, feelings are not an illness.

[omgitstatertot]

@bitterrfruit art gave me this idea

Simon Riley with a "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo across his chest, big and in bold, who put it there in hopes that it would be followed, though the tattoo holds no legal binding and unless you have a written DNR your doctors are required to ignore it

Simon Riley, who spent those years with the tattoo, thinking that no one would truly miss him, were the occasion to arise

Simon Riley, who gets a partner, becomes quite comfortable and content with said partner, to the point he's taking off his clothes.

Simon Riley, who doesn't even get to reach for his belt to finish changing when his partner gasps, and begins anxiously fretting over the tattoo, fingers tracing the bold letters, doe-like eyes staring into his damn soul and a lip worried between their teeth.

Simon Riley, who can't seem to close his eyes as his partner insists on clinging to him that night, their hand resting over his heart as it finally sinks in that he would be, in fact, missed were the occasion to arise.

Simon Riley anxiously googling how expensive and how much time a tattoo removal takes.

[dailydccomics]

Wonder Woman by Dan Mora

[5dbuckbox]

THE CANARY IN A COAL MINE

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I love the idea that after the canary curse was broken he became more of a phoenix, it's super awesome imo

[little-pup-pip]

Hi! Can I request a calico cat mood board? No gender preferences, no pacifier, fall and star themed :3

Here you go!!

[malsdia]

merlin rewrite where gwen finds out about merlins magic in s1. so gwen is always there with him whenever something magical happens. also merlin finally has good advice from gwen instead of just gauis and the gecko. gwen also just does things for him no questions asked.

like merlin shows up at her doorstep dripping wet talking about a serial killing merman, and she just goes and brings out a sword and says ok lets go. merlin wasn't even there to ask her to fight but at this point he'll get all the assistance he can get.

everyone in the castle thinks they're dating cause they're always together. and they both go along with it cause it gives them an excuse to wander the town or castle alone whenever theres a magical threat.

arthur finds them in an abandoned room making a salt circle and burning herbs in a bowl and they just go "we're on a date" and "this is how commoners have a romantic date arthur, you wouldn't understand".

[ineffectualdemon]

Me: *in my most 'I'm a little pathetic creature' voice* do you still love me even though I'm annoying?

My husband: we've been married 20 years. I think I can handle it

[yourbuerokrat2]

qcard hurt/comfort, where Picard (very unintenionally) just .. breaks down in Qs presence. And Picard is so utterly mortified at showing this kind of weakness in front of Q of all people and expects to be met with mockery and condescending comments but instead Q is just feverishly trying to come up with a way to comfort his human.

[nyxunderwood]

James and Sirius are as inseparable as Earth and atmosphere.

[lassieposting]

Anyway, I like to think there have been some amusing misunderstandings on the Normandy around Archangel-related media.

Shep and Tali, having an enthusiastic discussion about "the film", which they both claim to have seen recently and enjoyed. Tali is treating Shep to an indepth nerdy analysis of backstory and character development, which seems to puzzle Shep. Shep keeps bringing up lines she found funny, which Tali doesn't remember hearing. Both are silently thinking girl, did we watch the same vid???

To Joker, loitering nearby making himself a coffee, it becomes increasingly clear that they are talking about two different vids, both of which he has watched (for Ripping The Piss Out Of Garrus purposes, obviously)

Tali thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the human-made Marvel-esque movie by a big-budget studio, starring big-name actors - the turian who played Bellicus in Fleet & Flotilla and the hot asari from that movie Vaenia - in a fast-paced action-packed story about hope and justice and forbidden love. The one she went to see with Traynor, with the ending that made her cry.

But Shep, bless her filthy little heart, thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the cheesy low-budget porn parody produced by an indie studio on Omega, full of terrible jokes about projectiles and rockets and finishing three guys with one round, starring some long-fringed narrow-waisted well-endowed turian who is, in fairness, having the time of his life with that role, and a 98%-fake human woman in a terrible red wig and highly battlefield-inappropriate N7 armour. The one she's been quoting back and forth with Garrus all week, trying to make each other crease up or cringe at inconvenient times.

Now he just has to decide whether to wait for them to figure it out, or confuse them both even more by joining their conversation and talking about Archangel (2189), the new comic series in which the titular vigilante joins forces with his archenemy to defend Omega's people from invading Cerberus forces.

[octopus-reactivated]

Whump Dialogue Prompt

"No Caretaker, you don't understand... Whumper, he will find me. There is no place on Earth where I can hide from him"

"Oh, good thing we're not on Earth then."

"That's right, he... wait, what did you just say?"

[puppiesandnightlock]

Damian being the cool popular student that no one can really get close to (except maya)and jon, Colin, and maps being transfer students and Damian takes them under his wing mainly bc jon caught his eye and the entire thing is basically popular from wicked

(No capes, mildly twisted canon, or based in a wicked-esque universe honestly)

[stars-th0ughts]

Neil: Wow I guess I can't mansplain, manhandle or manipulate my way way out of this one.

Andrew: Manslaughter it is!

Kevin: 🙄

[annoy1ng-l1ttle-s1ster]

Bully big brother who calls you stupid like it’s a pet name <3

[xxlady-lunaxx]

kinda hate this but SANEOBAMITSU ‼️

[gerbfukc]

An isekai au with Kazula

Prompt: After passing out from submitting an essay she procrastinated on, Katara wakes up in one of those stereotypical harem fantasy worlds. In this world, she is apparently the protagonist who is set to lead the villainess, Azula, to her demise.

It should have been easy to let everything play out the way it seemingly should have. One swoosh of her sword, and Azula's life would have been forfeit.

So there's no one to really blame except for herself when Katara decides to run away with the villainess instead.

(Extra note: the title of course would be either "Help! The Heroine Won't Stop Flirting with the Villainess!" OR "The Absurd Heroine has Kidnapped the Shockingly Calm Villainess?!")