#could also be

[little-pup-pip]

Hi! Can I request a calico cat mood board? No gender preferences, no pacifier, fall and star themed :3

Here you go!!

[malsdia]

merlin rewrite where gwen finds out about merlins magic in s1. so gwen is always there with him whenever something magical happens. also merlin finally has good advice from gwen instead of just gauis and the gecko. gwen also just does things for him no questions asked.

like merlin shows up at her doorstep dripping wet talking about a serial killing merman, and she just goes and brings out a sword and says ok lets go. merlin wasn't even there to ask her to fight but at this point he'll get all the assistance he can get.

everyone in the castle thinks they're dating cause they're always together. and they both go along with it cause it gives them an excuse to wander the town or castle alone whenever theres a magical threat.

arthur finds them in an abandoned room making a salt circle and burning herbs in a bowl and they just go "we're on a date" and "this is how commoners have a romantic date arthur, you wouldn't understand".

[lassieposting]

Anyway, I like to think there have been some amusing misunderstandings on the Normandy around Archangel-related media.

Shep and Tali, having an enthusiastic discussion about "the film", which they both claim to have seen recently and enjoyed. Tali is treating Shep to an indepth nerdy analysis of backstory and character development, which seems to puzzle Shep. Shep keeps bringing up lines she found funny, which Tali doesn't remember hearing. Both are silently thinking girl, did we watch the same vid???

To Joker, loitering nearby making himself a coffee, it becomes increasingly clear that they are talking about two different vids, both of which he has watched (for Ripping The Piss Out Of Garrus purposes, obviously)

Tali thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the human-made Marvel-esque movie by a big-budget studio, starring big-name actors - the turian who played Bellicus in Fleet & Flotilla and the hot asari from that movie Vaenia - in a fast-paced action-packed story about hope and justice and forbidden love. The one she went to see with Traynor, with the ending that made her cry.

But Shep, bless her filthy little heart, thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the cheesy low-budget porn parody produced by an indie studio on Omega, full of terrible jokes about projectiles and rockets and finishing three guys with one round, starring some long-fringed narrow-waisted well-endowed turian who is, in fairness, having the time of his life with that role, and a 98%-fake human woman in a terrible red wig and highly battlefield-inappropriate N7 armour. The one she's been quoting back and forth with Garrus all week, trying to make each other crease up or cringe at inconvenient times.

Now he just has to decide whether to wait for them to figure it out, or confuse them both even more by joining their conversation and talking about Archangel (2189), the new comic series in which the titular vigilante joins forces with his archenemy to defend Omega's people from invading Cerberus forces.

[nyxunderwood]

James and Sirius are as inseparable as Earth and atmosphere.

[puppiesandnightlock]

Damian being the cool popular student that no one can really get close to (except maya)and jon, Colin, and maps being transfer students and Damian takes them under his wing mainly bc jon caught his eye and the entire thing is basically popular from wicked

(No capes, mildly twisted canon, or based in a wicked-esque universe honestly)

[mo0ns-th0ughts]

Neil: Wow I guess I can't mansplain, manhandle or manipulate my way way out of this one.

Andrew: Manslaughter it is!

Kevin: 🙄

[yourbuerokrat2]

qcard hurt/comfort, where Picard (very unintenionally) just .. breaks down in Qs presence. And Picard is so utterly mortified at showing this kind of weakness in front of Q of all people and expects to be met with mockery and condescending comments but instead Q is just feverishly trying to come up with a way to comfort his human.

[xxlady-lunaxx]

kinda hate this but SANEOBAMITSU ‼️

[beef-unknwn]

My Operetta redesign! I cooked here I think 💥

(some design notes under da cut☝️🤓)

The Dies Irae (at least the first four notes) is referenced in these four prominent blotches! (shitty visualisation) (and yes! I gave her five linear scars to reference music sheets)

And this schwoopy hair thing is supposed to look like a treble clef but i probably didn't make it obvious enough oopsies 😐

Anyways I love bitches with facial deformities that are LOUD and UGLY 💖

[puppetmaster13u]

Mini Prompt

Bruce, concerned: Where are you going?

Baby Tim: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Jason, very proud: Have fun!

[spaceboibrainrot]

I still don't have a name for the au but Dib dies and is uploaded into Zim's pak

Dib doesn't understand how Irken pak's work and after experiencing 10 minutes of doom as a kid he is very hesitant to remove himself from Zim

[confusioncorvid]

Loz Hc/theory: a contributing factor to why botw/totk/hwaoc link is as much of a foodie as he is

(well other than bc of his great appreciation for different cuisines, and just for the sake of liking food)

Is because bullet time/focus is extremely taxing and takes a massive amount of energy to maintain

And thus has to eat more to keep up those energy reserves.

Kinda like how Barry Allen (the flash) has to eat more to compensate for the energy drain caused by his super speed

[nyxunderwood]

I have a deep, fundamental belief that James would attempt to learn French to impress Sirius and be absolutely horrible at it.

BonJOUR.

[writingintheforests]

Favorite Hurt/Comfort Phrases

- Easy, easy.

- Shh. Shh. Breathe, just breathe for me.

- It’s okay. You’re okay.

- No, don’t do that. I know it hurts. I know, I’m sorry. Don’t do that.

- I have you. You’re safe now, you’re safe now. I have you.

- I’ve got you. Hey, hey, I’ve got you.

- Look at me. Look at me. I’m right here.

[thepartyishere]

kunichuu, kunikida starts to tease dazai for being shorter than him in honor of chuuya

[the-knight-of-light413]

ah yes, my favorite genre

be trans and go through horrific gory events you describe in detail!!