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Man fuck the letter Q

Captain Picard:

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You just know that this front cover is given a special place in Rikers, Beverlys and Lwaxanas room and whatever qualifies for a room in the Q Continuum.

Been rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation, and every time a male character shows up wearing one of those plunging v-neck blouses, all I can picture is them all reading this in their downtime:

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Between Confederation Picard, Mirror Universe Big Poppa Picard and Shinzon of Remus, we're quite lucky to have the rare "good" version of Jean-Luc in Star Trek: The Next Generation

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half the appeal of picard/bashir is picturing the incredible intense levels of sheer dread and horror on miles’ face when he finds out and then insists he doesn’t want to know any details ever but then compulsively asks bashir follow up questions anyway while bashir tries to work out how much he can say vaguely before he just traumatises miles completely by revealing it involved a riding crop and figging.

this comes with the bonus appeal of miles drunkenly revealing this to worf and worf going through all five stages of grief immediately upon hearing it.

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I think a rather interesting crossover conversation would be between Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Bender from Futurama. Because even though Data would insist on the difference between an android and a robot I think it would be interesting for Data to meet and talk with forms of artifical intelligence that are just unabashedly preferring existing as a machine and would not understand Data wanting to be more human at all.

Also Bender already had that whole 'emotion chip' thing and it was terrible for him because he was constantly afraid even though Bender is partly made out of titanium and basically immortal he does not need to be so easily afraid.

But I also think that Data seeing that in world like Benders where there is an entire society filled with robots and AI of course there would not be that much of a want to be more human.

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I think oen of the greater details about Captain Picard day that Picard does not understand is that if you look closely the children are drawing him in a positive way such as with smiles or surrounded by stars and I think I see even one where he is standing on earth. And the fact that not only did the children seem to enjoy this but some of them really put a lot of effort in it like with the doll shows that their parents, who work for him, talk rather positively behind his back.

Because I can tell you if Picard was an unpopular captain where during the times the children spend with their parents and the children overhear their parents talking about Picard being too strict, too unfair, etc. then these pictures would look differently.

happy captain picard day!!

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So Wesley is back from the academy and he’s telling Picard that he found out that Picard carved a girls initials into a tree when he was there, but he started the conversation with “What does A.F. stand for?” and in like um,

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finally putting this here after 2 days. i reworked a sketch from march for captain picard day

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They should have made Vash a guy.

Also, I absolutely love, love the photo and just the way Q stares at Picard in a sort 'this could be you but you reject me' sort of way.

Also to be fair to Vash, she is not the Judge of Humanity, she has not frozen Tasha Yar during her first impression with Picard and she has also not thrown the Enterprise to the Borg out of wounded pride. So she at least got this going for her over Q. I do think that even if Q were to present as a woman Picard still would not have given them (?) a chance because while he would be attracted to Qs power in theory he would never risk a relationship with a being who could and would threaten to throw the Enterprise into the next black hole if Picard were to ever break up.

“He’s devious and amoral and unreliable and irresponsible and definitely not to be trusted”

“Remind you of someone you know”

Picard falling in love with the female version of Q is just a queer slap to the face. ✨

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Someone once made a post about Picard being a sort of reverse Manic Pixie Dream Girl because of how repressed he is which makes all the chaotic divas go 'I can fix him'. Also I do love Picard just being cursed with just wanting to do his job while a bunch of powerful/influential people just think he is great Trophy Husband material.

Picard: If I had a nickel for everytime an attractive ‘god like’ creature woke me up and tried to seduce me in my bed I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but is weird it’s happened twice right?

“S4 E13” “S6 E15”

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Q would absolutely make it at least an Alpha Quadrant wide recognized holiday. Which could make for some .. rather interesting reactions ranging from Sarek, Spock, Sisko, Admiral Nechayev and especially Picard himself.

It's worse enough that it gets celebrated on his own ship as a way to 'boost morale'and as a fun project day for the children who apparently view him as a role model. No, now everyone in this Alpha Quadrant is acutely aware that Jean-Luc Picard not only exists but that he is The Favorite (Toy, Pet, Person, no one really knows) of one of the most chaotic beings this side of the universe.

Also Q definitly puts in some of his ... art for the art contest.

Happy Captain Picard day and an annual reminder that we were robbed of an episode where Q finds out and joins in the celebration of Captain Picard day.

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Happy Captain Picard day and an annual reminder that we were robbed of an episode where Q finds out and joins in the celebration of Captain Picard day.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation // S04E13: Devil's Due

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It's June 16th! Y'all Know What Time It Is

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My greatest artistic masterpiece yet…

Bonus: he found Reddit