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Scenario, where Q is left slightly drugged and with no filter on the Enterprise. More or less forcing him to be completely, utterly and uncomfortably honest about his true feelings, intentions and thoughts regarding Picard.

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Qcard, but it's Q being convinced that he can 'fix' Picard.

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Q loved Picard. Sincerely. 'Madly' as the entity had once half-jokingly told him. And 'mad' was exactly how Picard would have described someone who would have told him years ago that he would find himself loving Q back.

Q also still loved himself. Admitting to arrogance and selfishness.

Q did not love the rest of the universe. The Continuum could burn to ashes, millions of mortal lifes gone in a snap. Nothing of importance would be lost.

All that mattered were the two of them with the rest beneath them.

If only Picard would at least try to understand this.

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Q: You are not that important, Picard.

Also Q:

I recently watched Tapestry, and you know, I have to just smile when Q tells Picard in an irritated tone that he's not important after Picard refuses to cooperate with him by changing his past regrets,

"Please! Spare me your egotistical musings on your pivotal role in history....

To be blunt, you're not that important."

Oh, but he IS, Q. Isn't he?

The thing is is that Picard is so important to Q that Q does all this Tapestry stuff, including letting Picard have the chance to fix the regrets and mistakes of his youth, and then showing him that he's amazing because of his regrets, and he does it all BECAUSE he loves him so much!

So, Picard is "not that important" ? 🤔

Well, Picard is hella sure important to Q.

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HELLO???

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3D, I'm not Alone Yet, Picard

With Bonus Q tentacles because of the palette name [Meme]

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39 & 60 for a Star Trek TNG couple of your choice!

…I was literally never going to do this for anyone but Qcard.

So. Picard is stranded on an M-class planet which, while not entirely uninhabited, is only fairly newly colonised and only around the equator, which is not somewhere Picard is anywhere near. Thus, he’s stuck, on his own, in the wilderness, hiking around and trying to find somewhere with a decent signal so he can contact the Enterprise and get beamed out.

Of course, Q picks now to turn up wherever Jean-Luc may be and declare what passes, with Q, for his undying love. In flamboyant style - he may have brought another mariachi band for the occasion.

Jean-Luc is, perhaps understandably, really, really not in the mood for this and tells Q to go away and stop playing mind games, which leads Q to believe he just didn’t do the confession thing properly and re-appear ten minutes later with an even bigger and more aggressively romantic display.

This continues around Picard’s survivalist efforts, with Q occasionally pitching in with his powers only to be snapped at that Picard doesn’t need his help, thank you very much, forcing him to take it back. The confessions also get increasingly desperate, drawing on romantic conventions from every species and culture Q has ever encountered, but none of them are actually believed until Picard is back in his ready room and Q resorts to just telling him.

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“If there’s no one beside you, when your soul embarks…”

Inspired by this post by @colordodged and this lovely cover of I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie. 

Colored version under the cut

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I know its like August but imagine Q and Picard celebrating Christmas. Q discovering mistletoe.

Q covering the Entire ship in mistletoe, all “now you must all kiss each other!!” no one really takes that seriously, except for Data, who confusedly Smonches everyone he comes across

Q actually is a little confused by christmas, probably thinks it’s a silly tradition, but he senses that it would make Picard sad if he had to celebrate alone so he sticks around for all of it. probably asks a thousand questions. Picard’s all “what’s so weird about a religion-based holiday where you give your loved ones presents?” “well in the continuum we don’t have religion, holidays, the concept of gift-giving or loved ones so jot that down”

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I've always really liked the idea of Q taking Picard to places that would most definitely be fatal to a human, so that he could experience the beauty of the events. Like, a supernova or a birth of a star and things like that. Maybe a birth of a planet... all these cool astrological phenomenons that he could take Picard to and sit in the middle of, unharmed, to really experience the sheer magnitude and beauty of such events.

Oh and it would be like pulling teeth to get Picard to go along with him, too. Every single time. Q would bust in and be like “Listen up Johnny, I know for a FACT you don’t have any work to do right now and there’s a new star being born somewhere out there with YOUR NAME ON IT” and Picard would just come up with a different shit excuse every time like “I can’t I have to uh. Assess this very complicated and lengthy engineering report–” “Don’t make me take you there by force, mon capitaine.” Because Picard is a stubborn and slightly prideful man who does NOT want to admit that yes, he would totally love to go see the birth of a star and run his hand through the interstellar gas as it is created, yes he would love to go each and every time Q asks him to go somewhere impossible, but that would be admitting WAY too much and Q would never let him live it down lmao (But off he goes anyway, after lots of unnecessary banter lol)

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Picard has to have A Talk with Q about not leaving hickies in places that his uniform doesn't cover.

Q of course is completely unreasonable about this, all “awww why would you not want visible marks?………….. you’re ashamed of me that’s why isn’t it”

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Picard has to have another talk with Q like "no, I'm not ashamed of you, my Q; it's just not professional to have visible hickies"

Q’s just like “i don’t quite know how to tell you this but….. nothing about this relationship is professional. on either side. you didn’t even have your CMO fill in the permission form for getting intimate with an alien - you know, the one that starfleet requires”

besides, Q still sort of believes that Picard is ashamed of him, all “why else would you prohibit me from interacting with your crew?? or seeing you on the bridge while you work?? it’s like i’m not even part of your life, except for in the bedroom” “Q, i keep you away from the bridge and the crew bc you’re always disrupting things”

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Phantom of the Qpera

I don’t actually have any good explanation for this except wanting Picard in a dress

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Me and my friend Hal are having a very serious discussion about Q and Picard

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hello i’m just here to remind everyone that this is canon 

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i finally watched Qpid

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A little experiment with sharpies from a few days ago.