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ghostjelliess · 13 days ago

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Fiance recently said that I burp like a lizard, and I haven't stopped thinking about it.....

#what does this mean #call me a turkey #cus i think i got roasted #(like a BEAST)#get it?#cus roast beast #yeah #i also thought it was roast beef #i just googled it #it is also roast beef #that's bothered me for years #cus in the grinch...#anyway

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tidalblazex · 9 months ago

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Call me a turkey the way I gobble

#call me a turkey #turkey moment #shitpost #eat the rich

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gomzdrawfr · 5 days ago

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🎃happy thanksgiving🦃

reblogs are appreciated!

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grecoromanyaoi · 7 months ago

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person looking at any global or historical phenomanon: surely i can analyze this strictly through the united states' racial structures, right? right?

#mine*#b4 ppl call me slurs over this - i made this w both greece/turkey and the literal ancient roman empire in mind #also now that i think abt it thats how americans view antisemitism

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solasgf · 1 year ago

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PETER GADIOT as JAMES VALDEZ

Season 3 of Queen of the South (2016-2021)

#queen of the south #qotsedit #tvedit #netflixedit #james valdez #peter gadiot #mystuff #userangel #rey #userpayton #usermalkin #userangelic #usermaguire #filmtvcentral #call me a th*nksg*ving turkey the way i wanna be stuffed by him #...i am so sorry

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messicb · 5 months ago

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LE PETIT PRINCE.

#kenan yildiz #turkey nt #juventus #juventus nt #euro 2024 #euro cup 2024 #footballedit #juventusedit #football #edited by moi<3 #g.edits #*#mine #shoutout to turkish-french ppl who call kenzy the little prince yall inspired me!!#g.posts

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dykeovsky · 4 days ago

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I need everyone to pray for me today it's going to be Absolute Hell

#📝#Normally we do thanksgivng just our immediate family. bc fuck the relatives #but this year my grandfather wanted everyone here together #but for some reason our aunt has huuuuge beef w us #and uninvited her side of the family from thanksgiving saying they werent going to show up #so it was just gonna be.. my immediate family + my grandpa lol #but we just got a call this morning that she invited her family BACK and she is bringing her OWN TURKEY #so 2 turkeys....... lol #its gonna be a shit show and im in SO Much pain rn... please lend me your strength

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moonchild-in-blue · 2 months ago

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Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍

#how tf is almost midnight #last time i ate was when my sister called. at 16h. no wonder i feel about to pass out #i DID drink water but omg #of course i forgot to take out my chikin from the freezer 🥲 just my luck #it's okay. i can do some turkey sausage / mushroom sauté and put some tomato sauce and parmesan and call it a day #it takes about the same time as needed for pasta 👍👍👍👍👍#i love you mushrooms i love you fresh pork-free sausages i love you tomato sauce #i even have some grapes i was supposed to bring with me as i worked but i forgor #liddol snail brain made an oopsie 🥺#i was gonna peel a carrot to add it too but honestly i might just munch on it rn while the stuff gets ready #i wish we could peel carrots the way we do bananas. cus i'd LOVE to carry them around but have having to peel them #(i think i might just do a bunch and have them ready on the fridge)#when will my cringe fail pathetic emo guy show up to feed me carrots and fruit while i do hot girl stuff?#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#darya talks to herself

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ongreenergrasses · 5 days ago

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my dad forgot to take the turkey out KSJDJDNDNDBF

#.txt #he called me and was like TURKEY OUT #anyway now I have to run home and deal with the turkey emergency. sigh

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mongoosemisc · 4 days ago

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We eatin' good tonight

🦃➕🔪➕🔥🟰🍗

#thanksgiving #call me a turkey cuz we gobble gobbling this food down #get it?#cuz turkeys...#they go gobble gobble #i'm so hilarious

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dipperscavern · 4 months ago

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dippy ur like my soulmate fr. ur cregan thoughts have me genuinely insane. pls pls pls never stop 🙏🏼 they give me life and ur anons are literal big brain geniuses.

also also also. would you ever consider writing for jace one day? do not be afraid to say no, i’m just curious bc i love ur beautiful brain and would adore it for jace.

idk what my anon name shall be, but i am just here as an admirer 🤍

HIII!! we are so soulmates r you kidding?? & i’m glad u enjoy my (& my gorg anons) cregan parasites!!

and honestly i’m not sure ! i’ve actually never thought about writing for jace, it’s just genuinely never crossed my mind �� i loveee harry collett tho. anyways, possibly? i might in the future!! (and my brain loves u too)

ANONN NAMINGGG!!! if you’re just a lurker.. you could be lurkey turkey anon, or if ur my soulmate you could be diaper anon. and i mean that with utmost sincerity, ppl call me diaper all the time 😇

#dippys asks #house of the dragon #jacaerys targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #lurkey turkey/diaper anon #AND I MEAN THAT #PPL CALL ME DIAPER ALL THE FUCKING TIME #ITS GENUINELY SHOCKING HOW OFTEN IT HAPPENS #anyways #i’m not sure about jace #perhaps??#perhaps perchance who knows #who knows what the future holds #where’s prophetic anon when u need them

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doubledyke · 1 year ago

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thinkin about edd today

#apparently im one of those fans that loves to torture edd #but it aint my fault his parents dont love him #i imagine eddy's mom knows hes alone a lot and invites him to join them for thanksgiving but he's like #“i have no idea what youre talking about mrs. mcgee my parents who definitely love me are home right now yes indeedy”#then he goes home to heat up his little free range turkey and whole wheat stuffing and eats alone at a big empty table #if he's feeling dangerous he might eat on the couch and watch PBS #after dinner he calls eddy who regales him with stories about fucked up relatives #and he almost considers himself lucky for not having a close-knit family #i kinda picture edd moving to pc from out of state so his extended family doesn't live close #of course his parents might get the occasional holiday off so im sure he's not alone every year but #idk i've embarrassed myself before by sharing my thoughts about edd's parents and i'm sure it won't be the last #i'd like to write a long overly dramatic fic about a day in his life that takes place in the timeline of the show #but im knee deep in angst as it is #text

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yuyauemura · 1 year ago

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#hiromu takahashi #tetsuya naito #just call me turkey and cheese and make a sandwich outta me

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edsbacktattoo · 2 years ago

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i truly believe that one of the most painful and beautiful relationship tropes is the ‘we have suffered at endless lengths for this and it has been agony and it has fundamentally changed who we are but we’d do it over again a thousand times just for one minute in each other’s arms’. i slurp it up like soup every damn time

#there is something so beautiful in persistence and ceaseless hope you know?#refusal to give up even when it would be so much easier because you know the reward for all the suffering is so sweet??#ooohggh…. call me a turkey bc gobble gobble #maybe this will be about the pirates one day who knows #depends how much angst we get #oh we thinkin?

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freebooter4ever · 3 days ago

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good morning, saw the WORST slip up in my post at like midnight last night lmao pretend that didn't happen 🤣

#jrnlsht #i mean we all know who luke reminds me of 🙃#i didnt have to say it though #especially as i am still determined to keep that man off my blog from now on #there is still this gaping shocked ache in me that cant understand how nick went from telling me he loved me #and making plans to visit me in august #to cutting me off cold turkey and not answering my calls or messages the minute my illness turned from temporary #to scary real and maybe permanent #like ditching someone when they get sick is NOT love and never will be #i have forgiven him so much over the years i have loved him so much over the years #i thought he had me forever in that unfailing deep so strong it surpasses superfluous romance kind of way #but i was wrong #i cant ignore or forgive this

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roscvcins · 4 days ago

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hey you, PLOTS?

#plotting call : you alone can make my song take flight.#((plots maKE ME FEEL ALIIIIVE))#((also happy turkey day to ppl who do turkey day))#((we don't technically but we also like food so))#((fdsajlk;fsad;klf))

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