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ghostjelliess · 2 months ago

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Fiance recently said that I burp like a lizard, and I haven't stopped thinking about it.....

#what does this mean #call me a turkey #cus i think i got roasted #(like a BEAST)#get it?#cus roast beast #yeah #i also thought it was roast beef #i just googled it #it is also roast beef #that's bothered me for years #cus in the grinch...#anyway

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tidalblazex · 10 months ago

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Call me a turkey the way I gobble

#call me a turkey #turkey moment #shitpost #eat the rich

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gomzdrawfr · 1 month ago

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🎃happy thanksgiving🦃

reblogs are appreciated!

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grecoromanyaoi · 9 months ago

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person looking at any global or historical phenomanon: surely i can analyze this strictly through the united states' racial structures, right? right?

#mine*#b4 ppl call me slurs over this - i made this w both greece/turkey and the literal ancient roman empire in mind #also now that i think abt it thats how americans view antisemitism

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messicb · 6 months ago

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LE PETIT PRINCE.

#kenan yildiz #turkey nt #juventus #juventus nt #euro 2024 #euro cup 2024 #footballedit #juventusedit #football #edited by moi<3 #g.edits #*#mine #shoutout to turkish-french ppl who call kenzy the little prince yall inspired me!!#g.posts

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moonchild-in-blue · 3 months ago

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Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍

#how tf is almost midnight #last time i ate was when my sister called. at 16h. no wonder i feel about to pass out #i DID drink water but omg #of course i forgot to take out my chikin from the freezer 🥲 just my luck #it's okay. i can do some turkey sausage / mushroom sauté and put some tomato sauce and parmesan and call it a day #it takes about the same time as needed for pasta 👍👍👍👍👍#i love you mushrooms i love you fresh pork-free sausages i love you tomato sauce #i even have some grapes i was supposed to bring with me as i worked but i forgor #liddol snail brain made an oopsie 🥺#i was gonna peel a carrot to add it too but honestly i might just munch on it rn while the stuff gets ready #i wish we could peel carrots the way we do bananas. cus i'd LOVE to carry them around but have having to peel them #(i think i might just do a bunch and have them ready on the fridge)#when will my cringe fail pathetic emo guy show up to feed me carrots and fruit while i do hot girl stuff?#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#darya talks to herself

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unproduciblesmackdown · 9 days ago

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come get your levitous sidekick / vicious bastard / funny little guys

#don't tell the sheriff. that a couple of outlaws are having uh a halfhearted tussle or really cozy talk if you like #there's like a dozen of us here & i'm standing in another room saying this but a rando crops up like how & why have you just been around??#let's kick off '25 with Not That....meanwhile so totally unrelatedly i'm looking for a sexy singer & you're doing finger stuff; buddy #putting the g in g spot by way of: stands for gator. clench & death roll....but no. he's a crocodile. lotta options for c spots #corned beef #bsol #coconana #messed up like bloodsong is so Fun Sketches to me but even those take me eons. why couldn't i have done twice these in one sitting plus #a winston quant billions going :] plus i dunno whatever else floated my boat. unfortunately b/c then it wouldn't be me doing my things....#only 2/5 of these from canon but as gone on about idk where the Fake Blood was involved in turkey leg. just that it was. so #also didn't think about [sidebar with myself you forgot like angel & backlighting type imagery for Introducing Santa Violetta] like ah #so i did. well whaddaya gonna do...find & reblog the post that's like speaking of likeaprayer striking me like head first prayer second #smthing along the lines of ''muffled by dick in my mouth: lmao faggot'' there's some plausible coconana antics lol. steps; intervals....#can't have it be like ''be tender w/me bro im begging / bro im trying to find your g spot'' wouldn't beg for tenderness (cocodrilo)#or call anyone bro or much similar (either of them) like maybe i've waive the latter to try applying that to the musician/banana but yknow #in the meantime. funny little guys i cannot overemphasize this. bloodsong of love i also cannot overemphasize this #bilesong of hate....don't get me wrong Not a case where i only enjoy certain elements plucked out of canon / not as a whole #did i ever listen to that show straight through w/Ease....but if it Had been nothing but a vessel for lo cocodrilo times. god Damn #lo cocodrilo #bsol banana #also didn't think about how lo cocodrilo doesn't let go of the kazoo even to play it. mostly inadvertent Choice for top pic there #an issue that quickly arises w/like a prayer specifically: these characters don't have names. what's that mean peak literal lens?#i.e. seeing bsol itself as the less than totally literal method of storytelling that it is....idk & it wouldn't super matter #but i sure do think it'd be fun if they're treated as / perhaps actually [no name] on any possible layer of interpretation #[rando who firstnamed themself but besides that it's like eh & Where My Outlaws the less known the okayer]

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mongoosemisc · 1 month ago

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We eatin' good tonight

🦃➕🔪➕🔥🟰🍗

#thanksgiving #call me a turkey cuz we gobble gobbling this food down #get it?#cuz turkeys...#they go gobble gobble #i'm so hilarious

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dipperscavern · 6 months ago

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dippy ur like my soulmate fr. ur cregan thoughts have me genuinely insane. pls pls pls never stop 🙏🏼 they give me life and ur anons are literal big brain geniuses.

also also also. would you ever consider writing for jace one day? do not be afraid to say no, i’m just curious bc i love ur beautiful brain and would adore it for jace.

idk what my anon name shall be, but i am just here as an admirer 🤍

HIII!! we are so soulmates r you kidding?? & i’m glad u enjoy my (& my gorg anons) cregan parasites!!

and honestly i’m not sure ! i’ve actually never thought about writing for jace, it’s just genuinely never crossed my mind 😭 i loveee harry collett tho. anyways, possibly? i might in the future!! (and my brain loves u too)

ANONN NAMINGGG!!! if you’re just a lurker.. you could be lurkey turkey anon, or if ur my soulmate you could be diaper anon. and i mean that with utmost sincerity, ppl call me diaper all the time 😇

#dippys asks #house of the dragon #jacaerys targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #lurkey turkey/diaper anon #AND I MEAN THAT #PPL CALL ME DIAPER ALL THE FUCKING TIME #ITS GENUINELY SHOCKING HOW OFTEN IT HAPPENS #anyways #i’m not sure about jace #perhaps??#perhaps perchance who knows #who knows what the future holds #where’s prophetic anon when u need them

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yuyauemura · 1 year ago

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#hiromu takahashi #tetsuya naito #just call me turkey and cheese and make a sandwich outta me

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edsbacktattoo · 2 years ago

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i truly believe that one of the most painful and beautiful relationship tropes is the ‘we have suffered at endless lengths for this and it has been agony and it has fundamentally changed who we are but we’d do it over again a thousand times just for one minute in each other’s arms’. i slurp it up like soup every damn time

#there is something so beautiful in persistence and ceaseless hope you know?#refusal to give up even when it would be so much easier because you know the reward for all the suffering is so sweet??#ooohggh…. call me a turkey bc gobble gobble #maybe this will be about the pirates one day who knows #depends how much angst we get #oh we thinkin?

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freebooter4ever · 1 month ago

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good morning, saw the WORST slip up in my post at like midnight last night lmao pretend that didn't happen 🤣

#jrnlsht #i mean we all know who luke reminds me of 🙃#i didnt have to say it though #especially as i am still determined to keep that man off my blog from now on #there is still this gaping shocked ache in me that cant understand how nick went from telling me he loved me #and making plans to visit me in august #to cutting me off cold turkey and not answering my calls or messages the minute my illness turned from temporary #to scary real and maybe permanent #like ditching someone when they get sick is NOT love and never will be #i have forgiven him so much over the years i have loved him so much over the years #i thought he had me forever in that unfailing deep so strong it surpasses superfluous romance kind of way #but i was wrong #i cant ignore or forgive this

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roscvcins · 1 month ago

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hey you, PLOTS?

#plotting call : you alone can make my song take flight.#((plots maKE ME FEEL ALIIIIVE))#((also happy turkey day to ppl who do turkey day))#((we don't technically but we also like food so))#((fdsajlk;fsad;klf))

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itsalwaysdark · 1 month ago

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little man made me a little thanksgiving like. i was gonna say card. tbh little is also a lie its quite big but its very cute of him

"dear brother,

thank you for loving. My favorite memory with you is wen the frst time I plad mincraft.

love,

(his name)"

#disclaimer not a thanksgiving fan Obviously . but its a cute thing he cut and paste a big turkey and he did a good job on it... and also its #cute that he said Dear brother #feels very victorian. DJFNJTNGNG but it makes me happy that he calls me brother and everything like he has 4 a while (like. he adjusted rly #well to it i think i was out to my family when he was like. 2ish? so. he mostly just knows me as connor JRBFJFNF)#also thank you for loving is so cute #also he said im his favorite. hack for being your younger siblings favorite is to be the only person in the house with a computer #(joke) DJRNFJNFNF

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savage-rhi · 1 year ago

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I tamed a wild flock of 200 on my grandma's property in 2018. They still interact with my family. Now I'm doing the same on a small group of turkeys at my place 😂 10 months ago they wouldn't let me get this close nor "talk" to them.

#turkeys #wild turkeys #they're friends #i love their company #come spring i think they'll approach me more #i keep my distance i only let them come close to me if they want to and i just follow the group on the side where they can see me #it gets them to trust me #plus figuring out what their clicks and calls mean #the little pew pew sounds they're making mean they're cautious but optimistic cause of the sunflower and millet i put out #if the pew pew was more rapid fire and high pitch that's usually danger we need to move #if the pew pew is squeaky like a kid being excited they're happy #from experience there might be some variation from flock to flock #a warning call can mean food over here for one group versus another #my hyperfix is showing #i love little dinosaurs okay?

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whywoulditho · 9 months ago

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english (and almost every other european language tbh) has always been fucking weird to me because why the fuck would you need gender-specific names to like, body scent. why not just call them the same thing. what exactly is the difference between a perfume and a cologne?? or like, niece and nephew? i mean why go out of your way to invent two words that mean the same thing but one is only for men and the other is only for women? when they're quite literally the same thing???

#i remember back in 2020 i had met this nonbinary italian kid on an anime group chat #and they were fucking appaled when i told them we didn't have gender-specific pronouns in turkish #they were like what do you call people then?? and i explained we use the one syllable 'o' for any gender #they had joked then that they wished they lived here instead (or in another world where a not so transphobic Turkey existed i gusss)#but i remember thinking. we understand each other just fine without the pronouns. so why did anyone ever feel the need to invent them?#and in a further note in turkish we dont even use sister and brother. we just call each other siblings #sometimes when you really need to specify it you just say girl siblings or boy sibling. but we dont have actual words for them #as you can probably figure from the post we also dont have seperate names for niece and nephew or perfume and cologne #we do have different names for aunt and uncle though i'll give you that #but that's probably because turkish goes way too much in detail when it comes to terms of familial connection #on another note i just remember something else that fucking pisses me off in english #MISS AND MRS #like who tf thought yeah we need different terms for those #what was the thought process that went into that #in all seriousness though it feels like the western mysogony runs so deep that its affiliated the language in a fundamental level #thoughts #i talk #language #learning languages

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