#it takes about the same time as needed for pasta 👍👍👍👍👍

[moonchild-in-blue]

Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍

[taissaswifelowkey]

Yellowjackets calling/texting you pt.ii!

a/n: DAMNN okay so i really need to figure out how to insert hyperlinks without it showing the whole thing 💀💀 also in pt i, i mistakenly added jackie TWICE instead of including lottie :(( my bad. ig it’ll be up to us to interpret who’s who 😭

i also decided to do a modern timeline for once!! proofread and as usual feedback is always welcome and enjoy 🥶💯💯

italics = texts, dialogues will be known with quotation marks

warnings: mentions of canon elements! they’re light spoilers but i’d rather be safe than sorry about ruining the show for someone. self-indulgent but you already know it yellowjackets gay propaganda 😎‼️‼️

modern timeline

📚 with meetings, galas and interviews and both of your conflicted schedules taissa doesn’t always have time to be with you (even though you’re often her plus one!) you’re not that much at the house at the same time but she’ll always text you to check up on you, making sure you and sammy are okay. ive said this once and ill say it again, ms turner is an avid ellipses and ok user. also uses the 👍 emoji

I made pasta!!

👍 Nice.

I might come home late…

Whose body do I need to bury??

i think she’ll also send you motivational quotes, or something related to philosophy. or anything that reminds her of your relationship. she can be simultaneously romantic and so nerdy, you love it

You know what this reminds me of? A certain quote of Socrates.

You talk about that guy more than you do about me 😒😒😒

🛹 if im thinking idealistically, it would be random texting with van. anything from memes, to weird statements, to memes again. but if you want my solid truthful opinion? i think she’s not really that big on technology. will mostly call you for hours using her vintage landline. you two however do keep contact with each other in any way when you’re apart, or when she’s on yj business

This TikTok has me rolling and sobbing

TikTok as in…the clock? Why would it make you cry? Are you okay?

phone calls when you are away! she loves hearing your voice :(( and you love hearing her laugh. she swears it’s awful but you like it in a “i like that laugh, hahaha” way. but back to idealist thinking, she would honestly use a list of emojis to communicate like

😁😃☺️😌😊👌

What’s happening?

I’m saying yes for the groceries get with the times 🙄😒🫤

🕷️ nat will forget to answer your text messages but she’ll still answer you as soon as she remembers? or she’ll just reply to you in person. otherwise than that she’ll take pictures of anything that reminds her of you. idk why but i think she texts in all caps unintentionally. would also have a few typos

I HATE TRAFFIC

Omg are you okay?

UTS FINE I JSUY DONT KIKE YRFFUF BUT IM OAKY

would use all sorts of emojis in any context but according to her interpretation. it leaves you confused most of the time like what does 🦵 mean???

🎀 hear me out…same as van i feel that adult lottie doesn’t use her phone that much??? i mean sure a few texts here and there but it’s not allll the time. HOWEVERRRR if, let’s say you’re on some trip or something, she will call/text/facetime you every now and then. would also text you right after calling

Heyyy how are you 🥰🥰🥰

Good :)) and you?

Great but I just miss you

It’s only been 30 secs since we hanged up lot 😭😭

is the type of person to send you recommendations on outdoors or indoor activities like “we should do this 🥰🥰🥰”

🦉 misty is a serial texter (when she has time, being a nurse and a secondhand dexter takes up a lot of time) so, sporadically, you’ll have messages. pictures of her coffee, or to gossip with you and minion memes. im telling you your inbox are spammed with facebook memes to the point of it being slightly concerning? also uses acronyms and 😂🤣

LOL check THIS out I am ROFLING 😂😂😂

This is the 10th minion meme in a day 😭😭

will also correct you. is literally ☝️🤓 but it’s something about those asterisks and corrections that brings a smile to your face

🪵 shauna is basically your virtual reminder. you hardly even use the notes app. sends you voice messages and expects you to reply with the same format. sends you pictures of what she did throughout the day

Look at what I found in our garden today!!

Aww that’s a cute bunny can we name it Mayfield

WILL and WILL expect you to answer directly, or at least answer 10 minutes after. of course that does not apply when you’re busy but if she’s doing the groceries and you’re at home you can answer, right? right???

🧸 voice messages with jackie taylor. like, podcasts. lots of tiktok memes, insta reels, just like lottie she will send you couple activities and be like we should do this omggg 😍😍😍 uses emojis, sometimes will spam you and WILL expect you to answer her too.

Hey beautifullll 🥰

Hi :)

Can you pls listen to my voice memo

Jax it’s three minutes long 😭😭

So??? It’s a signed masterpiece LISTEN TO IT

i think she’s also the type to send you playlists but also random recommendations, not just couple stuff. like clothing, jewellery, or makeup if that’s your thing. if you two are apart expect lots of 1 hour facetimes and thirty minutes of texting right after

[xiaonyc]

Xiaobabys complete guide to be a baddie in the kitchen ₊⋅ 🔪 ‧₊˚✮★

Background ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ This is a guide for girlies who cook or want to cook for themselves and their loved ones regularly. This is what works for me. And its constantly adapting. Cooking is not just WHAT you eat, its the whole process from thinking of what to make to washing the dishes ...AND feelin cute and powerful at the same time.

I wont go into depth about exact foods or nutritional value, this is more for the PROCESS u can apply to whatever you eat.

Step 1: Lookin cute and feeling like a domestic queen

★ Wear a cute apron, not only protects your clothes but really gets you in the mood for cooking, and house slippers since the tile floor is cold

★ Make cute recipe cards, i find cards easier than a notebook because i can put them up with magnet

★ Make a cute menu for the week on a whiteboard on the fridge like its your own little restaurant. At the top you can put something like, Xiaobaby's patisserie or Xiaobaby's kitchen, name it something fun and encouraging (i dont do this bc my fridge is not very visible, but i think this is such a fun idea ^_^) edit: i did this today and can verify its very cute 👍

★ print or write down recipes when you can. Or buy a cookbook. Its reaaly tough to use phone and cook, esp with wet hands

Step 2: Think and plan

Over time it will get easier, but to start ive found it helpful to write a plan down. This includes:

★ make a weekly meal plan

I plan to cook 6 days usually and 1 day is take out/lazy day

simple meal days: of the 6 days, I include at least 1 very simple meal (usually pasta for me, but this could be frozen meal, etc), but you can do more to your needs

for each day, I cook 1 main meal with leftovers for another meal. (Usually lunch, with leftovers for dinner. you can do dinner with leftovers for next day lunch) The rest is filled with simple meals (oatmeal, smoothies, snacks) i dont follow the 3 meals/day, personally. Sometimes its more sometimes less.

Of course you dont have to follow it exactly, but it helps to make sure you have enough food for the week

★ make a grocery list

Separate into:

pantry staples (things you can stock up on, need to get less frequently) such as oatmeal, pasta, rice, flour, cereal

basic seasonings (for me: salt, pepper, soy sauce, vinegar, brown sugar) you dont need much to start, as you cook more, you can add more seasonings

everything else once you have the previous two, you just need to focus on fresh ingredients and snacks

──────── ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ────────

Tips:

╰✩ use 1 ingredient in multiple ways (ie broccoli flowers for one meal, stem for a stir fry)

╰✩ pick simple recipes to start, searching up recipes can be daunting. I honestly think simple tastes better. For anything you want to cook, search "simple" or "easy" in front of it. If cooking for family, ask what they want to eat.

╰✩ adapt recipes, make them your own! Don't be afraid to substitute ingredients or omit them completely

╰✩ pick a theme each week to make use of all your ingredients and not waste food

╰✩ don't buy an ingredient for one recipe that you will never use again (such as a spice), it will go to waste. instead substitute it with something you will use or omit it completely. If you decide to get it, look up other recipes that use that ingredient

Step 3: cooking

★ Prep before cooking

prep all veggies and meats first (give yourself at least 30min)

★ Minimize dishes

Remember, everything you use you have to clean

minimise hard to wash utensils like whisks and use fork or chopsticks instead (ie to whisk eggs)

use less pots/pans, which i find the most annoying to clean by cooking consecutively in 1 pan instead of having multiple pots going at once (Ex. Cook pasta, drain it, then cook sauce in the same pot) or cooking one pot meals

Step 4: Cleaning dishes

★ Wash as you are waiting for things to cook, only if its something that you dont need to keep an eye on!

★ Wash cutting boards and anything wood immediately after eating to prevent mold. If i am tired, I just wash anything wood, and leave everything else for later

★ Soak dishes you are not going to wash immediately

★ If you leave some dirty dishes, its ok, but it is best to wash dishes before you have to cook again, it makes it so much easier to cook when you arent digging through dirty dishes for utensils you need, or a spatula. It really breaks the flow and makes cooking more difficult and time consuming

★ If you find you are leaving a lot of dishes, think of ways to streamline your process! Its all a learning and growing experience so don't be too hard on yourself

Step 5: Celebrate your wins, continue learning

★ be proud of yourself! This is something difficult especially if you are feeding many mouths. Don't be too hard on yourself,

★ build confidence, at first i was very sensitive because i cook for my family and didnt want them to think i am a bad cook, so i couldnt take criticism well, but now i cooked so many meals and the tasty meals far outweigh the not so tasty ones that i honestly forget about it. Also i am way more confident in my skills after having done research and writing down recipes, it all gets easier with practice

★ love yourself, want to nourish your body, so that you can nourish others ♡

all photos are not my own, from a very fun anime ^^ <3 love this show sm. hope you enjoyed this guide and happy cooking ♡ let me know how it goes!

[bookof-xreaders]

Anon Asked:

This one might be a bit out there, but eh why not. Can I get a platonic Fun Gang & Reader whose dark world appearance is kinda creepy as well as having fear and stealth abilities? Thank you and if you don't feel comfortable writing it I completely understand 👍

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Same anon as before, I was actually thinking more of The Snatcher from A Hat in Time, if you know who that is. Thanks for taking the request, by the way :)

This post is for Susie! If you're looking for another member of the Fun Gang, please go to this post!

Note: This video (warnings for flashing lights, booming-sounding voice [Snatcher], storming [thunder and lightning], lightly shaking text, use of caps, mentions and lighthearted discussions of death, etc.) might provide some insight into what Anon is referencing. Also, I made a small Spider-Verse reference.

Susie & Reader who has Snatcher (A Hat in Time)-esque Dark World appearance and abilities

She could hear you before she saw you, since you were giggling and laughing before she "fell" into your "trap". It was more like she walked into a very obvious ambush area set up by a child.

If you're a noodle in the Light World or Dark World, she'll just pick you up in the middle of one of your monologues. She also plays along with Kris calling you a "Creepy Pasta", asking what type of pasta you are.

She'll notice how your voice now sounds somewhat warped, and will question you about it. Susie understands the change in outfits and the odd changes in skin color, but changing voices is new!

Even though your face probably didn't glow before, she doesn't question it. It's just a small change in your physical appearance, even if it's a little creepy to know when you're watching someone.

Susie can and will scribble all over your contracts. These scribbles often change the terms and conditions of the contract, which is semi-legally binding for some reason. * Scribbling and writing over a contract shouldn't make the new terms semi-legal, but it somehow does.

Upon learning that you're flammable, she is very excited. If Lancer finds out about your flammability, the two of them will encourage you to light mini fires. * Depending on the type of flame, they'll attempt to cook things over the mini fires. It's a nice bonding activity!

The constant storm following you is very noticeable, since everyone can hear random bouts of thunder every few minutes. She will make a small joke about the wind following you wherever you go, before dodging a wind attack you sent in her direction.

Susie can and will make a Batman joke relating to your cape, if you have one. You even hide in the shadows like the vigilante, who wouldn't make that connection?

She doesn't fully believe you when you claim that you eat and steal souls, and just asks if you need a healing item. In the Light World, she offers you chalk as a replacement for "legally stolen souls".

Seeing you climb on a ceiling freaked her out so much that she swung her axe at you. Your head spinning to face her was what actually scared her, since you had a grin on your face the entire time, but she lets Ralsei think it was because you looked like a spider on the ceiling.

[punkscowardschampions]

Jac & Jameson

Jac: I’m already so sick of these ‘taster’ sessions of lessons I know damn well I have no intention of choosing, ever

Jac: Do I look like a bitch who’s going to take Home Economics? I’m dying, this is such a waste of all our time 🙄��

Jac: Didn’t you have geography today? 😏

Jameson: You don’t look like [the home ec teacher who I imagine as some old chubby lady like me, but obvs less cute] if that’s what you’re asking

Jameson: but alright, instead you’re going for posing a question you already know the answer to, let’s see where this is heading

Jac: It weren’t, but right bloody answer there! 😅

Jac: If I were interested in raising 4 perfect children and learning how to make the perfect roast, I’d drop out now, like

Jac: Was just wondering if you were dead set on learning about oxbow lakes now

Jac: … also if Is said anything hilariously stupid, ‘cos I know she was in your taster group today 💁‍♀️

Jameson: * it to perfect latte and you can just ask dad, job done, mate 👍✔️

Jameson: Yeah, not totally lost or nowt punny like that with any of it, I know exactly what’s occurring rn 📌🌍

Jameson: it’s Is so, she’s more bothered about the fit lads she reckons are 🤞❌🤤

Jac: If I could make a perfect latte, 1. He’d be 🥺 and 2. [your fave cafe of the moment] would go out of business so it’s staying firmly out the possibilities for everyone’s sake 👍

Jac: up shit creek, yeah 🛶

Jac: I stg her rep is gonna be in the gutter if she picks all lad subjects, she’s already a sports bitch

Jac: that with Geography and… Construction or something is a 🍆 signal

Jameson: Oi! Don’t jinx [that cafe], tah very much

Jameson: in her case there ain’t a lot that ain’t a dick signal, but it’s what makes her a right laugh

Jac: Just saying working there ain’t my life’s ambition

Jac: Yeah, I guess so

Jac: it’s alright when we’re laughing at her, a different story when it’s the whole school

Jameson: I’ll gently steer her away from making a massive twat of herself, it’s alright

Jac: you’ve got that 🗺 👌

Jac: I really wish Savannah would get lost herself right now

Jameson: if that’s a ? * for a ! please or you’re only kidding yourself there 😎

Jameson: What's her problem today, like? Did she really wanna learn how do the roast and raise the kids or?

Jac: 😏

Jac: She wanted to show-off, as per

Jac: like, babe, absolutely no one is impressed

Jac: except [the grandma teacher]

Jameson: and she’s piss easy to impress

Jac: literally, no one else is listening so who are you competing with

Jameson: you got any fit lads in there?

Jameson: she might be doing an Is

Jac: With her type, who knows

Jac: No one who actually is, though

Jameson: someone had the sense to not chuck the basketball team in the same lesson with loads of eggs and shit about 🤯

Jac: *their one and only cheerleader

Jac: it’s not even a real sport

Jameson: gutted you hadn’t said that when [one of them who isn’t Savannah’s boyfriend obviously LOL] asked me out so I could nick it

Jac: Um, ew, when?!

Jac: Thank God you managed to say no all by yourself though 😌

Jameson: first day back

Jameson: how keen’s that? Let me get through the door, lad

Jac: Couldn’t even pretend he’d taken too many balls to the face as an exit strategy, amateur moves

Jameson: did try and pretend his mate dared him though 👌

Jac: … Because we’re 12 and that’s a valid excuse and not just more incriminating

Jac: They’re all so immature

Jameson: Wait, come back! Now I’ve heard that I REALLY do wanna go eat a bowl of pasta after school with you!

Jac: Maybe he confused you with Jude 😏

Jameson: didn’t know they had a blind team, how inclusive

Jac: 😆

Jac: ‘Melia does wanna go out after school though, to debrief, if you’re up for it

Jameson: go on then, you’ve twisted my arm

Jameson: Where we going?

Jac: I want to go [the shopping centre you went to that time with Amelia] and I can convince her

Jameson: where’s the but and is it Isabelle shaped or what?

Jac: Unlikely

Jac: When has she ever needed to take control of anything we do?

Jac: She’s moaning she has no money right now but it’s not the point anyway

Jameson: she never has a euro to her name, still always got new trainers 🧚🏼‍♀️✨👟

Jac: My point exactly 🙄 she’s bad with her money, doesn’t mean we can’t do fun things to forget how crap this year is

Jac: Work experience is the one and only good thing about it, for real

Jameson: It’s not for long enough either, typical of this school, have a taste of something that might be good and then get back to the bollocks that’s useless

Jac: I fully intend to make it last longer for myself, or at least lead to more opportunities

Jac: but yeah, not as if that would be a better use of our time

Jac: at least we can start studying our cores now or I’d die of boredom

Jameson: hard same, about dying anyway

Jameson: not sure yet what I wanna do about extending the shelf life of my opportunity to [whatever we’re doing for our work experience moment if we even know or if we’re just guessing based on what the teachers are like]

Jac: That’s why I made sure I organised before the summer last year

Jac: and found the placement myself, they had no idea it was even a thing, let alone a possibility 🙄

Jameson: I’m only giving them a shot cos I fancy a normal 9-5, not to be THAT dickhead

Jameson: but yeah, if I didn’t already have a job, forget it

Jac: Hmm, probably don’t repeat that

Jac: because it does make you sound like that dickhead 🤏

Jameson: 😏 SUCH a relief you know what I mean

Jac: yeah

Jac: and you running down their in their dreams job is not gonna make them any less bitchy about the whole thing

Jameson: I’m not slagging it off it’s just

Jameson: 🤏 weird

Jac: I know that

Jac: but I don’t think it’s all private jets and dating rappers, or whatever delusion they’ve got from the feed

Jameson: I don’t think mum would be chuffed to bits if I brought home a jet full of rappers, weren’t how she sold it as far as following in her footsteps

Jac: I personally think she’d love it if you called her a slag, like

Jameson: Soz mum, thought you were Jude, loads of that going on atm ask [whatever that basketball lad is called] 😆

Jac: 😏

Jac: least it will stop her romanticising their love story if we put a whole aircraft of fuckboys in the middle

Jameson: will it? or does that just make ‘em more #fated and #goals?

Jac: You’re right, she would want her 🍰 and eat it

Jac: fat chance I’m letting her be Is 2.0 though

Jameson: 👍 between us we might stand a chance of stopping her

Jac: Tell her she has to take home ec otherwise

Jameson: She’ll probably wanna, nobody’ll wanna marry her if she don’t, obvs

Jac: Please 😷

Jameson: 👰💍🤵💒💕

Jac: I won’t go and she knows it

Jac: this fam has enough ‘teen’ before things no one needs to be doing before 30 without her getting involved

Jameson: your BFF Savannah needs to hear it too, if you can get a word in

Jac: I think not

Jameson: Amelia’ll say it if you won’t

Jac: She says TOO much

Jameson: get Jude to tell her about mum and dad, she’ll have to switch from a cynic to a 💘 convert

Jac: Okay, I’m not that mad at her

Jac: no one deserves that earache

Jameson: okay, I’ll save her a rapper, be just enough earache

Jac: Just save me some freebies

Jameson: ‘course

Jac: Sound more convincing, bitch

Jac: We share a room, I’ll see if you’re hoarding all the 💄👠👗

Jameson: it’ll be my pleasure

Jameson: alright? that do you? I’m not an actress, like

Jac: 😏

Jac: alright, diva

Jameson: It’s like you’ve had a sneak peak into my DMs

Jac: Is makes me proofread her stuff enough, no tah

Jameson: I’d know if she was trolling me then, look for your tells

Jac: As if I would

Jameson: 👀🔪’s more your style

Jac: And they’re never going out of

Jameson: classic ™️

Jac: Go do some work, I’ve got History next and I am pretty sure I’m actually gonna take that so I have some questions

Jameson: in a bit 🤓

Jac: 😘