#call girl fbw

[local-new-kid-super]

Wendy and fem new kid bonding over girl things? The new kid actually enjoys being able to “let their hair down” around them so to speak

Sorry this took so long, I got off a south park kick and then HARDCORE back into one recently because FBW is on gamepass. Thanks for the request!

Platonic!Call-girl/Wendy x New-girl!Reader

☆ Wendy is thrilled to have another girl in town who gets her. It's not that she isn't close with Bebe, I mean, they are both instrumental in making lists on the committee, but after Bebe pulled that gun on her, Wendy worries she's a little bit of a loose cannon. Between her on and off relationship with Stan and dealing with Eric in school, this poor girl needs some stable classmates.

☆ She loves having you over to work on school work, she's class president and prides herself on being smart. Being the new kid can't be easy, and doing work to catch up to everyone in class is much harder given Mr. Garrison doesn't seem like he cares to teach. Expect lots of study hangouts, where she helps you with some class work and the two of you just chat.

☆ Wendy always asks for your input for the girls' committee lists. You might be new, but that doesn't mean you need can't have an opinion. She's also going to go over the old lists to make sure you understand the people in South Park. "Listen up, new Kid!" She exclaims. "That list was rigged, that's the old cutest boy list... there was a whole- a whole thing." She shakes her head. "All that to say Clyde isn't the cutest. Here, check this one-"

☆ Makeovers! For all her skills and talents, Wendy has been shown to be against things she thinks perpetuate beauty standards. Personally, she doesn't feel like makeup is good or bad really, but she has other stuff to worry about. She's the class president. Luckily; she has you, New kid! She's happy to let you apply some purple glitter or maybe a fun gloss on her face, just don't expect her to wear it everyday. She claims she "-Doesn't want to look like a clown hooker for her English presentation". If you teach her how to keep nail polish to the lines of her nails, she'd actually really like that. She'd roll into school with a nice purple or pink shade on her nails, shooting you a wave.

☆ If you're both superheroes, she's thrilled at the prospect of having another girl to fight with. Frankly, she hates that the freedom Pals stand for 'retribution with inclusion', but didn't even bother getting girl members. She Dislikes Raccoon and friends for more obvious reasons. She'll help you to learn hacking just like her, or if you prefer a more hands on fighting style, she'll be your guy, or gal, in the chair, surveying the security cams and radioing in all relevant data from a nearby rooftop while you complete a mission. She doesn't like the idea of sidekicks, you're a team. Two girls lifting each other up, while making super-boys cry. Plus; she's secretly been manipulating your follower count on Raccoonstagram to make it much larger than it would be normally. Your new, and shes felt alone before. Call-girl sees now reason that you should be any less popular out of costume than in.

☆ "Just hacked into the Raccoon and Friends, um, computer..." she mumbles, thinking back to the Toshiba handi-book that's taped to a cardboard box. "Anyways, looks like they've got a lead on some petty crime from the post office warehouse. Package thief." She chuckles. "Wanna bet we can handle it in half the time?"

[weedle-testaburger]

my favourite thing is when a tie-in game makes a character I really like op

[normalcannibalism]

(sketches + other stuff under cut)

sketches . little wendy was originally a warm up sketch for me to figure out how to draw her and figure out her colours, but i liked her enough to fully finish her, yay. you can kinda see my struggle to figure out what eye colour to do but. i finished drawing wendy and jusr gave up so no eye colour for her ^_^ or any sp character i may draw. probably. dont have much to say, i did kinda struggle for a bit with them tho

bg stuff. the first wendyls were originally warm up sketches, like the little wendy but i liked them. but now enough to finish them so i snuck them in the bg. phone is meant to reference call girl, she's also te picture on the phone wowwwwww. i originally wanted to fully draw call girl like how i did with wendy and wendyl, but her outfit was just too confusing for my brain at the time so. phone bg . nothing to say about the little tiny wendys and the dont fuck with wendy testaburger, i think the wendyl is funny to see like this. you can tell i just. idk how to word it, you know what i did right

finished character art. or whateber you call it. i dont habe anything to say, these are pretty. basic for me but i dont think i've ever done anything in the same style as the little wendy? there's a few flaws i can see with the wendy and wendyl but i think those are just. things no one else will notice, so i'm not gonna lose my mind trying to fix it. i am overall happy with all of these though, and this piece in general.

this art is now the one that took me the longest to draw, the last one's time being like. 11 hours? 12 hours? god. this one also definitely took me slightly longer than this time as i had to start on a new canvas. i don't think the last one is posted here, it could honestly be lost to time?? unless i have it in my archival discord server... idk.

anyways, hi hello. i am watching south park with my brother rn, but i have been a weird little freak and watching a bunch of video essays about it too so. i'm Not going in spoiler free, neither is my brother ithink? idk he's watched a bit of it, he's played the games i know that for sure. this weird fixation i'm having is rtgame's fault (joke) because i was watching nothing but his sot and fbw vods for weeks :') i feel somewhat guilty about it but. i enjoyed what i saw. idk man. wendy is one of my favourites rn. that could change. idk. a. i dont really have much to say, i am just. here. this took me ages to draw wtf. uhhhh bg. blame my brother if you hate me now because i posted this, he told me to post this ^_^ his fault. fuck him (joke)

sorry this was so long, thanks for lookign at it if you did :) bye

[impandgnomes]

I mean, let's not forget that Wendy definitely at least browses tumblr if what she said as Call Girl in FBW was any indicator (should play at timestamp 1:41 on click):

"I'm tracking everyone's Instagrams, and Facebooks, and will continue to cross-reference with Tumblr..."

So yeah Craig is probably on there lmao

Is craig on fucking tumblr

[thedoormann]

Why do you lead everyone to believe you’re a boy?

I’m replaying the game if you haven’t noticed. Here’s my second new kid. [first] She’s mysterious and gay for Call Girl.

[gay-pompeii]

Thank you so much for the Wonder Tweek! Well another suggestion I have in mind is Call Girl. c:

thanks for the request, have a nice day ^-^

[monikamarkovova]

its 2 am i should be asleep 

[luggybros]

fractured butthole for the soul

[coffeebrownn]

anyone notices?

[lady-deadlight]

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Toolshed & Call Girl Ultimates → Full Bore & Flash Mob

[local-new-kid-super]

Masterlist

(Use the tags of specific characters in this list to find all the works with a specific character! There are no links on here.)

Freedom Pals:

All the pals:

💫Post and Mid-fight ways they help the Pals help the New Kid

Kenny/Mysterion:

💀 Random thoughts 1

Stan/Toolshed:

🛠 Toolshed x GN!Reader in "Wiggin' out!"

Raccoon and Friends:

All the friends:

🦝 Post and Mid-fight ways they help the New Kid

Misc:

Wendy:

🩷 Platonic!Wendy/Call girl friendship with fem!New Kid hc's

Professor Chaos:

🌩 Little things Butters does for a New Kid!Reader post and mid-battle

[potatosp]

Here's a stupid idea. But what do you think would happen if Wendy had an army of clones of herself?

hmmm she would probably end up complimenting and flirting with herself

[milkmateartist]

I love how call girl is a tech-savvy strong female hero who can hack into stuff and she also has really strong attacks as well

[swonkooo]

Call girl MY art is so stiff;;;;

[thesecretscrap]

Call Girl from Fractured But Whole

[queerheadcanonoftheday]

Today’s Queer ~*Canon*~ of the Day is: Call Girl (aka Wendy Testaburger) is polysexual and genderfluid.