thedoormann
born to shit forced to wipe
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I work at an animal hospital and draw occasionally. (most posts are queued)
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thedoormann · 2 hours ago
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Zen Jackie comic about a little mid story date
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thedoormann · 7 hours ago
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it’s crazy that we have to pretend people are oppressed for being skinny now or everyone gets mad at you and says “woooowwww it’s all body positivity until it’s a skinny person”. does anyone else think this. just saw someone saying they’re making a “skinny positive community” and everyone is hyping her . is this real life
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thedoormann · 9 hours ago
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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thedoormann · 10 hours ago
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an experience that happened the other day
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thedoormann · 11 hours ago
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1980S REIMAGINED LOGOS x
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thedoormann · 22 hours ago
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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
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thedoormann · 24 hours ago
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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2025 glow up
Drink water
Fraternize with no one. Live in complete isolation so as not to risk being disappointed ever
take walks
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?
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thedoormann · 1 day ago
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thedoormann · 2 days ago
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thedoormann · 3 days ago
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thedoormann · 3 days ago
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'wah wah everywhere is falling to the right wing the whole world is doomed' literally like 6 months ago we were talking about how there was a trend in countries getting rid of their right wing governments. poland at the end of last year, france voted in a unified centre left/left alliance, even the UK finally got rid of the tories after 15 years (right wing splitting be damned, it still happened). outside of europe, bangladesh removed a dictator in like 2 seconds, india may have reelected their Evil Guy but on a DISTINCTLY reduced majority, theres been queer rights successes in thailand, with gay marriage set to be legal by 2025, and thereve been positive court cases on it in japan. and this is just stuff i vaguely remember hearing about. im sure theres more if you care to look for anything aside from more reasons to make yourself miserable
the US has a distinct effect on everyone, so this won't be fun for anyone (least of all its population. sorry guys), and there ARE a lot of people sliding into right wing extremism, but presenting this like its an unchallenged worldwide phenomenon is inaccurate, its damagingly bleak, and all it does is encourage despair and apathy. you DO have political power, and you shouldnt forget that just because of bad election results and the media's desperation to make you lose hope
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thedoormann · 4 days ago
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DAY JOB monthly comics debut 🎳 #1 "The Hair": in which Hannah and Rowley find hair in a customer's food. -Art and story by me -Dialogue by Eyeball2d
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