#cahara x ragnvaldr

[doisnuois]

Funger

[teleeportedbread2233]

more funger headcanons

I'm doing ship headcanons (mainly rare pairs)

Enki x D'arce: I imagine Enki would be very very weary of D'arce at first since I think he hates Le'garde for serval reasons, D'arce would be not weary but quite cold towards Enki at first but after awhile they would 100% warm up to each other if they survived the dungeon, D'arce would teach Enki how to fight and would probably deal with his weekly mental break downs while Enki would teach D'arce magic while helping her get over Le'garde being a dick.

Cahara x Ragnvaldr: Cahara and Rag would get along fairly well I'm sure of that, Rag would probably comfort Cahara whenever he worries about being a bad parent while Cahara is always there when Rag has some nightmare about his dead family.

Cahara x Enki: silly thief x silly wizard, I think the relationship would start off VERY VERY rough like bloody kind of fights and shit, but after awhile I think the two would realize they have some stuff in common mainly shared trauma, I think even Celeste would like Enki, Enki would be a little bit cuddly with Cahara after a bit but would pretend to hate snuggling with anyone and anything, even Cahara can tell its a lie.

[fear-and-shitpost]

if funger was WOKE

D'ragce

Ragnslaydr

Cahara

Enki/him

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[chillydillyickle]

Cahara and D’arce

Hot people coming through!! all jokes aside I’d die for them…

[serpentgoat]

He's breaking free 💀💀

Also here are some addition doodles, like the gang taking a bath in the salmon snake river and Oldegard Enki (in another world he settled down with ragnvaldr)

[nat20composure]

I just think that they would share him is all (that is not all I have thought about them all so much and I need the world to know that Cahara and Ragnvaldr are boyfriends but that Cahara is ALSO with Celeste and that he and Celeste have been in an open relationship since forever........also since this is a hc dump my and @nat1volition 's Cahara is trans and has simply chosen to be the father to Celeste's baby.)

[simstv]

various doodles, wips, and a band au for f&h 1 :oD

[lazyidiotic]

Doki doki 👁️👁️

[kabobroaster]

In other news men I want to watch kiss:

Cahara/Ragnvaldr

Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent

Geralt/Jaskier

Daniel/Marco/Pav

Legarde/Nashrah (iykyk)

Dick Grayson/Most men that aren’t in the bat family

Jason Todd/Getting some help

Tim Drake/His bed

Regis/The Unseen Elder (Just a little smooch on the cheek)

Steve/Bucky

The Wolf Man from Darkwood/The end of my chainsaw

Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers

Pennywise/Freddy Krueger

Blaidd from Elden Ring/My Tarnished

This list is not exhaustive feel free to add your favorite blorbos and mash them together like a kid who presses their dolls together.

[nocturnalpl4gue]

might make some funger x reader headcanons soon so if anyone wants to request feel free to do so!!

I will do sfw and nsfw as long as it’s not uncomfortable for me to do (noncon, strong eroguro, nsfw of minor characters etc) of any character ^_^.

[yandere--stuck]

You don't have to answer this ofc, but what is your opinion on the main four(D'arce, Cahara, Enki, and Ragnvaldr)? Also, what's your take on them as Yanderes? If you don't feel like answering this im really sorry for bothering you! Hope you are having a great day!!❤️

Thank you! :D

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D'arce is a worshipping and delusional yandere! She thinks you're absolutely perfect, a god in human form without even needing to ascend. She would go to the ends of the earth for you. Anything you say is truth. Everything you do is perfect. All D'arce wants is to love you and protect you. She was your knight, after all! And all she really asks for in return is the blessing of being able to by your side. As your confidant. Your knight. Your lover.

Bearing the soul of the endless, Cahara had spent much of his life simply drifting by, seeing where his travels and jobs take him. The flings he'd had before were simply that - flings. He figured it'd be more of the same with you, but no. You fascinated him. You were like an addiction. He became obsessed, wanting to always be close to you, touch you, look at you, know everything about you any way he could. At some point, Cahara had an epiphany. It was almost like you... You were meant to be. His infatuation over you has become endless, as well.

Enki is definitely possessive. He wants to make sure that not only do you know you're his, but so does everyone else. He keeps himself very close to you, boxing you away from the others. Being a tad sadistic, he'll threaten your or your allies to keep you in line - and he may even make good on some of them! If he senses any potential rivals, he won't hesitate to simply cast an incredibly agonizing spell on them that slowly kills them over time.

Ragnvaldr is a protective yandere. After losing his entire life, his family, to the Knight of The Midnight Sun, Ragnvaldr hadn't been the same man. His soul was that of the tormented, but when he was with you, the burden was so much easier to bear. He found friendship in you, clicking together like you were always meant to meet. But, Ragnvaldr finds himself waiting for the next boot to drop. For you to be taken from him, too. The idea his terrifying. He can't lose the last good thing in his life. He can't let anyone else die...! He doesn't care what he has to do to keep you safe. Even if it means sawing off all your limbs so you can never, ever leave. It's okay. He has enough strength to protect you.

[teleeportedbread2233]

EVEN more Funger headcanons

you goobers seem to like these so I'm doing MORE.

Imagine Celeste's reaction to her husband coming home with a traumatized 4 year old, a silly wizard with bones made of tooth picks, a silly trans fem knight and a giant barbarian with man boobs. I think Celeste would treat the girl like she's known her all her life, teaching her to read, how to write and how to speak, I think she would react to Enki by continually trying to get him to open up and failing horribly, she'd 100% try and succeed to seduce D'arce probably making the knight realize she's fucking Cahara and his wife, with Rag well........Celeste would 100% flirt with the massive fucking mountain of a man (and after awhile would probably peg him) she would also probably take her time turning the whole fuck buddy relationship into a polycule.

Enki is the kind of person who would like himself in a room whenever he gets a cold, I think he's sick allot like the fucking flu sick and would probably NEVER let anyone touch him in the slightest, meaning the high Priests would fucking HATE him even more, I also think Enki deep down is a very emotionally fragile and sensitive person but is really good at hiding it, the only person who realizes this is Celeste or Nosramus.

As a final I think that Enki's sister living is a 100% but even if you accept defeat I believe Enki thinks she's dead, up until he meets her in like Termina and realizes he has a great niece and that his sister still feels bad for letting Enki get chucked down a well and left there for like a week, she would also introduce him to Samarie. (that's if she even knows Samarie)

[iguessigotta]

i'm not saying i 100% will, but what if i started writing for some fear and hunger characters? it would be almost entirely the male characters w/ male/nb reader - would anyone even be interested in that?

[dervampireprince]

ASMR | Fear and Hunger - Enki x Listener SFW Enki Begrudgingly Heals You

[M4A] [No horror from the game or description of those horrors in this audio] [Injured listener] [Listener is in the dungeon with the characters] [Flustering Enki] [Implied romantic feelings but no feelings confession or discussion]

You tried to do something nice for Enki and got yourself stabbed. Based on a Patreon request. AntichristSocialite asked "I’m literally crying screaming begging for more Enki Ankarian content. Maybe tending to an injury or something? Your last one was so good and would love to hear more!!"

As always, if you aren't familiar with it, do not look up Fear and Hunger without reading it's trigger warning lists first, you can find them on doesthedogdie. It is a horror game with a lot of serious topics and heavy, triggering themes mentioned and depicted.

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[plaidpyjamas]

just call me Kira (cause I drew half of this in the dark with my left hand inside a chip bag)

[nat20composure]

Transhara.....these guys are t4t (tit for tit. I think Ragn is cis)