#i’ve lost it

[casioforyou]

Am I the problem if i love the idea of a sub calling me mean when I’m playing with them?

Just whimpering out the words as they moan from whatever i’m doing and i just start to condescendingly mock them for it.

“Poor little thing, can’t handle a few bad words” They’re too pleasure-drunk to even figure out i’m being mean still and they just whine and nod, their eyes welling with little tears as i keep going.

“Crying? But Sir’s being nice now” Mocking them and making their dumb head all confused.

[btstulip]

Are you kidding?!?

While playing “WHO”?!? AND “Seven”?!!! This is getting ridiculous.

If jikook isn’t real, then Bighit is delulu too.

Full video:

THEY SHOWED THEM BRUSHING THEIR TEETH TOGETHER, like a fucking K-drama! IN MATCHING PJS!

I feel like they must be trolling us because not in a million years did I imagine a fucking TEASER like this! I am not okay. I must have snapped under the stress and am imagining things now because this CANNOT be real!!!

Check on your jikook friends because they are not okay.

[kabobroaster]

In other news men I want to watch kiss:

Cahara/Ragnvaldr

Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent

Geralt/Jaskier

Daniel/Marco/Pav

Legarde/Nashrah (iykyk)

Dick Grayson/Most men that aren’t in the bat family

Jason Todd/Getting some help

Tim Drake/His bed

Regis/The Unseen Elder (Just a little smooch on the cheek)

Steve/Bucky

The Wolf Man from Darkwood/The end of my chainsaw

Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers

Pennywise/Freddy Krueger

Blaidd from Elden Ring/My Tarnished

This list is not exhaustive feel free to add your favorite blorbos and mash them together like a kid who presses their dolls together.

[chantsdemarins]

Day 2 of my Tom LA Delulu Odyssey

Emmy consideration screening…

Okay maybe a tie with seeing Tom (he’s real he’s real!!) is meeting fans! I made two friends last night while waiting in the queue to get in to the screening and it was so incredible! There is truly nothing like letting your Loki/Tom freak flag fly high in the company of those who completely understand!! Healing! Redeeming! It’s like Tumblr X100!

Tom left my heart in shambles with this one. I don’t have any brain cells functioning so I won’t edit this video or my blurry pictures lol 😂 but I hope you give a listen to his “melodic baritone” of a voice and his gorgeous telling of how Elliot’s Four Quartets directly influenced the resolution of Loki’s character arc. I slipped way down in my seat at this point. 😳🥵😌🥹🤯😭😭😭

I’m just so thankful for this man. I was sending little psychic messages of praise his way. He’s such a deeply committed human being, his continued and enduring excellence and excitement for Loki shined through last night! I was in awe!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@lokisgoodgirl @mischief2sarawr @lokischambermaid @gruftiela @mochie85 @tallseaweed @loopsisloops

[minoots]

MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN

Part 2 ➪ Part 3 ➾

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

Aki loves eating pussy and fingering you btw

[daemonmage]

DC Trinity but pokemon cause I’m in my yearly pokemon fixation mode. (I’ll make more for the rest of the League as well cause I already have Barry’s starter.)

I’m gonna stick with their first pokemon and a starter cause I feel like it.

Clark has to have a farm themed pokemon. Like a Wooloo or a ponyta. I’m leaning towards a Wooloo cause it’s a normal type and I feel like kid Clark would try so hard to be “normal”. I feel like he raised it from an egg and just loves the little guy. I feel like Clark would have a fire starter for the whole Superman sun theming. I was thinking maybe a Charmander cause iconic and all that but honestly I’m feeling Torchic for Clark. So Clark’s first pokemon was a Wooloo from the farm and he choose Torchic.

Bruce fell into a zubat cave. (Zubatman oh no) And he (in the animated universe) trained his bats… he’s gotta have a zubat. He was originally terrified of it but it was a persistent little guy so Bruce started to come around. The zubat also gave him some comfort after his parents’ death. Bruce also has to have chosen Froakie, cause ninja.

Diana has had her first Pokémon for ages. I personally feel like a psychic type or an ancient pokemon would fit her well. I’ve thought about this way too hard and I’ve settled on a Ralts, idk it feels like a strong pokemon that bond with its trainer and is empathetic which I feel fits with Diana. Genuinely thought way too hard on that one. To round out the Type advantages and also cause I want one of her pokemon to know Vine Whip, she’s getting a Chespin. Also cause Chespin evolves into a grass fighting type which I feel would also fit Diana.

Ok that’s the trinity. I’m gonna go rest before I use my brain for ridiculous and stupid reasons. Also I’m up for suggestions.

[labselkie]

me if i was señor scratchy

[porcelaintoybox23]

My brain is chewing over the concept of living weapon Spock like a rabid dog

[unfortunate17]

o god Simon’s a serial ex fucker isn’t he? he has one ex and he’s gonna fuck him every time haha

[heymrspatel]

HUEHUEHUE YOU GET BOOPED AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND-

[bloomvalyria]

forecast for tonight: mania with a high chance of why the FUCK am i doing this???

[synththegayestjester]

I guess this would count as a shit post, but does anyone else think about how small Lucifer’s dick must be in his SMT design? Like I can’t be the only one who thinks about this.

Like I get it’s covered in long flowy fabric™, but like there should be at least something poking out, a bulge at least, but no! There’s nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Luci’s cocki is so small it can easily be covered by fabric and obscured by shadow. And before someone says “He’s like the size of Tokyo tower.” okay? Even compared to Tokyo Tower his dick would be a small car at most, absolutely massive for us, laughable to literally ever other giant demon.

Tiamat doesn’t even have a dick (SMT V5 Tiamat) but she’d be laughing with her four whore daughters about how small mister morning star’s morning wood is.

:]

[nostalgicnarrator]

I think I have a problem. You know how some people like the smell of gas? Well I didn’t think I’d ever understand why someone would like the smell of gasoline but that was until I found out I absolutely love the smell of like motor oil and mechanical lubricant and new tires and stuff alike. But I don’t work in a job that allows me to smell that nor do I know enough about the inner workings of a car to justify popping one open to mess with it. I don’t know what anything is or what it does but dang it, it smells good and I don’t know why.

[dylanisdazed]

Gimme them maters boy!!

[techromancer1179]

is this anything