#i’ve lost it

[btstulip]

Are you kidding?!?

While playing “WHO”?!? AND “Seven”?!!! This is getting ridiculous.

If jikook isn’t real, then Bighit is delulu too.

Full video:

THEY SHOWED THEM BRUSHING THEIR TEETH TOGETHER, like a fucking K-drama! IN MATCHING PJS!

I feel like they must be trolling us because not in a million years did I imagine a fucking TEASER like this! I am not okay. I must have snapped under the stress and am imagining things now because this CANNOT be real!!!

Check on your jikook friends because they are not okay.

[casioforyou]

Am I the problem if i love the idea of a sub calling me mean when I’m playing with them?

Just whimpering out the words as they moan from whatever i’m doing and i just start to condescendingly mock them for it.

“Poor little thing, can’t handle a few bad words” They’re too pleasure-drunk to even figure out i’m being mean still and they just whine and nod, their eyes welling with little tears as i keep going.

“Crying? But Sir’s being nice now” Mocking them and making their dumb head all confused.

[chantsdemarins]

Day 2 of my Tom LA Delulu Odyssey

Emmy consideration screening…

Okay maybe a tie with seeing Tom (he’s real he’s real!!) is meeting fans! I made two friends last night while waiting in the queue to get in to the screening and it was so incredible! There is truly nothing like letting your Loki/Tom freak flag fly high in the company of those who completely understand!! Healing! Redeeming! It’s like Tumblr X100!

Tom left my heart in shambles with this one. I don’t have any brain cells functioning so I won’t edit this video or my blurry pictures lol 😂 but I hope you give a listen to his “melodic baritone” of a voice and his gorgeous telling of how Elliot’s Four Quartets directly influenced the resolution of Loki’s character arc. I slipped way down in my seat at this point. 😳🥵😌🥹🤯😭😭😭

I’m just so thankful for this man. I was sending little psychic messages of praise his way. He’s such a deeply committed human being, his continued and enduring excellence and excitement for Loki shined through last night! I was in awe!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@lokisgoodgirl @mischief2sarawr @lokischambermaid @gruftiela @mochie85 @tallseaweed @loopsisloops

[minoots]

MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN MILKMAN

Part 2 ➪ Part 3 ➾

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

Aki loves eating pussy and fingering you btw

[daemonmage]

DC Trinity but pokemon cause I’m in my yearly pokemon fixation mode. (I’ll make more for the rest of the League as well cause I already have Barry’s starter.)

I’m gonna stick with their first pokemon and a starter cause I feel like it.

Clark has to have a farm themed pokemon. Like a Wooloo or a ponyta. I’m leaning towards a Wooloo cause it’s a normal type and I feel like kid Clark would try so hard to be “normal”. I feel like he raised it from an egg and just loves the little guy. I feel like Clark would have a fire starter for the whole Superman sun theming. I was thinking maybe a Charmander cause iconic and all that but honestly I’m feeling Torchic for Clark. So Clark’s first pokemon was a Wooloo from the farm and he choose Torchic.

Bruce fell into a zubat cave. (Zubatman oh no) And he (in the animated universe) trained his bats… he’s gotta have a zubat. He was originally terrified of it but it was a persistent little guy so Bruce started to come around. The zubat also gave him some comfort after his parents’ death. Bruce also has to have chosen Froakie, cause ninja.

Diana has had her first Pokémon for ages. I personally feel like a psychic type or an ancient pokemon would fit her well. I’ve thought about this way too hard and I’ve settled on a Ralts, idk it feels like a strong pokemon that bond with its trainer and is empathetic which I feel fits with Diana. Genuinely thought way too hard on that one. To round out the Type advantages and also cause I want one of her pokemon to know Vine Whip, she’s getting a Chespin. Also cause Chespin evolves into a grass fighting type which I feel would also fit Diana.

Ok that’s the trinity. I’m gonna go rest before I use my brain for ridiculous and stupid reasons. Also I’m up for suggestions.

[galactic-cumslut]

bleed magic

this was originally titled heavy metal heart but anyways here’s some evil!rick bc i love men who are totally irredeemable,, i hope it’s not obvious i didn’t know where i was going with this..bc i didn’t

rick is a mean dom, slave/master dynamics, afab reader, lots of degrading, cockwarming, exhibitionism , he just wants to show off his power be frl

you liked to think you had an ounce of pride in your body. it was just a thought though. in reality you had none left. he made sure of that.

“c-c-come to me pet. on your knees immediately”. he had said,long legs spread on his throne. his eyes bore into you daring you to refuse him.

instantly you fell to your knees, awaiting your next command.

“what an obedient slut, look at me a stick out your tongue”.

you wanted to resist. anyone could walk in at any time and see you in such a vulnerable state-being used by your lord. the teasing would surely kill you if the sheer embarrassment didn’t first.

a sharp smack to your face threw you back into reality. you hesitated. one thing rick doesn’t stand for is hesitation, once he gives an order he expects it fulfilled immediately.

“are you de-deaf or something, bitch? or do i need to s-spell every little thing out for you, jesus christ you’re stupid. tongue out. eyes on me”.

fear overcame you and you did as you were told. you expected him to insert his fingers inside your mouth but instead he leaned down and spit directly onto your tongue.

“swallow”. he commanded.

as shocked as you were you quickly swallowed. if wanting to be hit again.

rick seemed pleased with you eating up the fear in your eyes.

“there we gooo, all it takes is a little discipline with you huh”? he stroked your cheek gently and you willing lean into his touch. “you just want to be a good little slave for your master hmm”?

rick was almost never gentle with you so of course you were quick to answer. eager to receive more praise. “yes sir”.

“of course you do my darling little cum slut. on your feet at once”.

he offered you his hand as to help you up from the uncomfortable position between his legs.

“i’m going to explain what’s going to happen and you’re going to listen closely”.

you nodded, almost eager to hear what he had up your sleeve.

“the council is coming for a visit very soon and since you’re my most obedient servant you’re going to be shown off. it’ll asset dominance as well as keep attention on me”.

again you nodded, unsure of what he meant by his words. usually he didn’t allow the council anywhere near his lair. ‘what could have changed’ you thought.

“you have one job y/n. you’re going to sit still and stay quiet. your only duty is to look pretty”.

———————-

“welcome council of ricks. i trust you have all been briefed about the reason you are here”. rick bellowed , addressing the six other versions of him sitting in his court.

you in the other hand were in another world of bliss, sitting atop his cock infront of so many men.

less than an hour ago you were worried about someone walking in on you and your master. oh how things have changed. the many eyes locked onto your body-it gave you a feeling of power.

the feeling of his cock twitching inside you was enough to have you drooling. you did your best to sit up straight and smile.you didn’t want to disappoint your master after all.

as if he could read your mind he bucked his hips up slightly causing you to gasp in a mix of surprise and pleasure. “be a good girl infront of the other ricks and you’ll get a biiiig reward”. he whispered in your ear, nipping at your lobe.

“shall we conduct business”?

the group became silence and focused their eyes on rick…or they tried to as you stole their attention away from whatever brining speech rick had planned up.

“i understand that you’re all infatuated with my newest plaything” he started, a crazed grin spread king across his face. “give me what i ask and she is all yours”. fuck his speech, you were a much better bargaining chip.

[labselkie]

me if i was señor scratchy

[unfortunate17]

o god Simon’s a serial ex fucker isn’t he? he has one ex and he’s gonna fuck him every time haha

[heymrspatel]

HUEHUEHUE YOU GET BOOPED AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND-

[porcelaintoybox23]

My brain is chewing over the concept of living weapon Spock like a rabid dog

[bloomvalyria]

forecast for tonight: mania with a high chance of why the FUCK am i doing this???

[nostalgicnarrator]

I think I have a problem. You know how some people like the smell of gas? Well I didn’t think I’d ever understand why someone would like the smell of gasoline but that was until I found out I absolutely love the smell of like motor oil and mechanical lubricant and new tires and stuff alike. But I don’t work in a job that allows me to smell that nor do I know enough about the inner workings of a car to justify popping one open to mess with it. I don’t know what anything is or what it does but dang it, it smells good and I don’t know why.

[dylanisdazed]

Gimme them maters boy!!

[techromancer1179]

is this anything

[steepedfoxglovetea]

Some chibi Peedy for the soul <3