❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜ ( from ian teehee )
ian once again has caused me to take a pause. i can't really remember what we had been arguing about, something about the price of another stupid dorky sword that i want to push to players. we had been trying to brainstorm ideas on how to actually finish this task, and ian had the bright idea to suggest kissing. i take a moment to think this through. he's probably just trying to be an asshole right now and make me even more angry. no, that won't do.
so i walk away from the tv i was standing in front of in his office, moving towards where he was sitting on his desk. a smirk tugs at the corners of my lips and i lean forward, palms pressed flat against the desk top. "hm. only if you ask nicely." let's see who can throw the other off first. because the idea of kissing ian wasn't upsetting, in fact it might even be a little bit appealing. i need to reflect more on that later.
I want to write some stuff for this but am actively nodding off so y'all just get an info dump before I forget it instead. (My baby loftwing being all fluffed and happy on my chest is not helping me focus lol)
Anyway! Miphlink baby!
I think it would be pretty neat if he was hard of hearing. The mix of Hylian/Zora genes mostly goes fine, but that's the one thing that just gets him. Part of it is because Zora and Hylian ears are different - Zora ears are small openings hidden under the side fins on their heads, and we all know about Hylian ears. Zora rely on different hearing sensors when underwater, hollowed out structures in their heads that allow, essentially, for echolocation. Miphlink baby is born with Hylian ears tucked behind thinner side fins, no structures for echolocation, and not the best hearing. So Link and Mipha have to sign with him most of the time, though he does hear a little better underwater since sound travels better underwater.
While Mipha's color scheme for her scales is like crystla red and creamy white, baby's color scheme is a lighter shade of red paired with Link's skin tone. He doesn't have claws, either, but he does have sharp incisors. He's got his dad's blue eyes.
As for size, when he's full grown he'll stand around the height of an adult Hylian man, so he'll be taller than his dad but short by Zora standards (I figure Mipha seems pretty short for her people's standards too - she is a teenager, of course, but like... she's shorter than Link. Girl is tiny). He's got the structural fins like any Zora, but his body proportions are those of a Hylian (longer legs, shorter torso, whereas Zora are shorter legs and longer torso).
He grows at a rate similar to Hylians - Zora age twice as slow as Hylians until they hit adulthood, and then they just... are adults for a million years. But Miphlink baby grows roughly at the rate of a Hylian, maybe a little slower, and the rest of the Domain is just floored at how fast this kid is hitting his growth milestones.
He definitely has that cute "head tail is too big for his body" thing going on that Sidon had <3
[ edit: i've read the card prologue and added my thoughts under the cut + a bit of a rant ]
my initial thoughts:
Just a shot in the dark yk,,,,
Will the card's H scene be them being a pair of high schoolers getting frisky in an empty classroom after school?
Yk, fucky wucky magic and Levi's personality aside
That's,,,,
That's pretty tame? Imo at least
Huh,,,,,
I've done and seen worse when i was in high school
childish jealousy is really a fitting name for this L card cuz that's the whole motivation for it 😭
can't believe he put the entirety of Gehenna castle to sleep and strut around like they own the place (also Foras splashing tea on the sleeping Sitri lmaoooo u bitch)
also saying that Asmodeus is in charge of regulating that particular substance,,,,,interesting
bruh Levi just Thanos snapped Minhyeok into non-existence jgjdhfjsnsndngkdn poor baby
so MC is mildly aware of what's going on
the pair go about the school day w MC being an absolute total klutz (idk if it's because of how the dream is set up or if that's how the day actually went but holy shit bestie how are you that disorganised????)
Levi acting like a disgruntled mom friend is not what i expected
o yea he also strangled a student but eeeehh 🤷♀️
"your heart goes thump when you're being as honest as a devil" something something,,,okayyy maybe that's when MC became more honest about their desires 🤔
and the dreamspace yeeted all the other students away
heh people really went off the rails when they saw the words "childish" and "Children's Day" on the banner without knowing the context
Children's Day was only mentioned in passing when MC was reminiscing and from the bit of research I did on the holiday, when kids turn 13, that's their last time to celebrate it cuz they're no longer children
so yea children have NOTHING to do w the event AT ALL (obviously) (i still stand by what i said in one of my reblogs re: this event when it was first announced)
so it really is just a role playing scenario in a school setting w some mild uniform kink maybe (i saw a post of part 2 and MC was turned back into an adult)
and like, they didn't even do anything when MC was their high school self 😭
eeeeyyyyy glad to know that my hunch was correct 🦐 still won't be pulling for this card but I appreciate the art and the ass hehehehe
finnish cats shenanigans are always my favourite but especially on sasha cup day with the cup involved the hijinks ramp up to 100 lmaooo
"wheres my- (realising sasha is in front of him and quickly stutters to change it to our so he doesnt get wacked over the head) wheres our names?"
(luosty proceeds to cackle in the bg like the shit stirrer he is realising lundys slip of the tongue and if he noticed sasha definitely noticed)
"wheres my name? wheres my name ☺️?" and it was at that moment lundy knew he fucked up
it never ceases to endlessly entertain me how much of a punk lundy can be and im so glad sasha is here to put him in his place because sheesh this kid sometimes XD
"and then luosty but i didnt want to give it to him but he took it" eh? is that so? who couldve guessed???
environmental storytelling, captain said haha okay mine now its mine let go ☺️💢
Part two of my tired and extremely done ACOWAR annotations
The fact rhysand TELEPORTS HIS CLOTHES OFF is the FUNNIEST THING TO ME EVER. I hate it so much!! why can he do this?? idk most powerful high lord or some shit. No cause imagine ur flirting with your bf and suddenly his clothes are GONE. to where??? idk i feel bad for whoever does his laundry. i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face like WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES GO ???
really do like the idea that brienne likes to lowkey listen to gossip like I think she’s really a chismosa at heart …. brienne joining the local marites in lannisport and being like 👀👃 when the ates are talking abt something particularly juicy. then she’ll tell jaime all about it later and he’s like girl how do you know all this
Blake went to A LITERAL FALLEN GOD and thought he could bargain with them. Acting like he really could too- Like a damn Car dealership owner trying to give a mechanic a busted up fuck ass car for the price of a new one. 😭
Yeah congratulations to Blake, you just won the dumbassery award of 2024.
That's what he gets, free my homie Sunshine till it's backwards 😒