#byakuya is the goat

[ultimatetattletale]

Hi sorry I died for a while but I've been waiting for my computer to be fixed so I can draw pretty stuff again (yes it's taken like 6 months). Now please consider my thoughts on what animals different danganronpa characters would be

I tried to make sure there weren't any duplicates unless the characters are related and some of these I've put more thought into lol

Yasuhiro is a goat but like the fainting ones because it sounds funny and I can see him freezing up and falling over.

Junko and ikusaba are both chihuahuas because they're super cute but stereotypically people say they're little demons and that fits junko, she seems innocent but is just a big meanie. And I see ikusaba as being like a buff chihuahua who's all awkward but could eat you alive.

Makoto and Komaru are ferrets, ferrets need other ferrets for inrichment and that's basically makoto he wants friends to be happy. Also I think ferrets are very silly, I have 4 named noodle, little man, chonk, and rebel (like Starbuck).

Kyoko is a cat, I felt like a cat could match many different characters but I believe that she fits a cat the most. Cats are cute but pretty solitary also I think it matches with the fact she isn't very scary compared to some characters (ik she's like mysterious type scary and stone cold but I think she's a cutie).

Fukawa is a skunk bc she's stinky.

Byakuya is a cheetah and I thought about this quite a bit, I had a few different ideas on what to pick but honestly I think since he's blonde he's obviously a cheetah!! Duh!!

Asahina is an otter bc swimming and cute.

Sakura... I had so much trouble deciding this one ommmgg 😭 I was thinking about bigger animals and like martial arts and I was thinking about a gorilla and how they like punch their chests. It's the best I could come up with.

Leon is a weasel because I could see a weasel trying baseball and not liking it very much.

Sayaka is a panda because people love pandas and I could see a panda singing pop music.

Chihiro is a bunny because cute and small, also he's like Judy hops cuz he and her wanna prove they're stronge or smth 💪🏻

Mondo is an alligator bc grrrr scary 🐊

Hijumi is a walrus bc his lips kinda look like a walrus and he's chunky like a walrus, I thought of a hamster too but I thought it fit another character better.

Ishimaru I can see being a Labrador dog bc he's a silly little guy. He'd be the dog that barks at flys.

Celeste is a fruit bat bc vampire bat is what she wishes she was so she tries to be scary and goth but she's just a cute fuzz baby.

Nagito is a wolf bc he's literally wolf in sheep's clothing but he's also kinda cute.

Hajime is a panther who doesn't know how to be a panther, he tries to be a house cat.

Teruteru is a mouse bc ratatouille but I wanted him to be a mouse bc they're smaller and I think someone else fits the rat better.

Twogami I was thinking maybe a pig who wears cheetah fur or smth, like he wears the animal skin of what he's imitating.

Pekoyama is a gazelle bc they're coooool.

Mahiru is a red panda cuz they're small and cute and red like her hair

Soda is a rat bc I can imagine him being a sewer rat who smells bad in his silly little jumper.

Sonia is a swan bc they're elegant and pretty like a princess.

Fuyuhiko is a honey badger bc they're not very big but they give 0 fucks abt anything.

Tanaka is a Vulture and everyone's like 'whaaat a vulture taking care of hamsters???? Craaazy he'll eat them' but really he loves his little guys and would never.

Nekomaru is a lion bc team work and big.

Akane is a jaguar bc big and grrrr.

Chiaki is a sugar glider bc tiny and cute.

Saionji is the basilisk bc I can see her Jesus running on water.

Ibuki is a parrot bc caawww and repeating people and singing bird.

Mikan is a possum bc they faint when scared and that's funny haha but also I think they're cute.

Kamukura is a panther but he knows how to be a panther and doesn't wanna be a house cat like Hajime.

Shuichi is a coyote bc he ain't a big wolf but he isn't a tiny dog, he's like in the middle and he's adaptable I'd say.

Kaede is a spider monkey cuz they're like very social but can be aggressive and I think kaede is a more bold but friendly character (ignoring pregame)

Amami is idk!!! I thought about it alot and I stuck with a tortus or a super chill deer.

Maki is like a black mamba cuz they're fast and when I think of an assassin I think of snakes. Also I believe black mambas aren't super aggressive unless bothered and I think this applies to Maki. She isn't aggressive really for no reason she might be sassy sometimes but she isn't gonna throttle you for no reason at all.

Himiko is a dove bc magician.

Kiibo is a chicken bc it made me think of the robot chicken TV channel thing.

Tsumugi is a fox bc cute and pretty but sneaky and will probably give you rabies.

Kirumi is an owl because she seems wise and owls are usually depicted as wise in media.

Ryouma is a poison dart frog bc tiny but will kill you with his tennis balls.

Korekiyo is a giraffe bc tall and lanky.

Tenko is a mongoose and honestly idk why I couldn't think of anything else except maybe that lizard that's like only girls and reproduces asexually so they're all female lizards.

Angie is an African wolf dog bc they work really well when hunting and it would be her little cult of dogs.

Kaito is a border collie bc they're really smart but cute and people always assume they're dumb but they're very smart and everyone says Kaito is dumb but honestly he's gotta be smart to be an astronaut.

Kokichi is a racoon bc he's a trash panda who would also give you rabies.

Miu is a pelican bc she has a big mouth and doesn't shut upppppp!!

Gonta Is an eleghant bc usually elephants are pretty chill and they're suuuuper cute and big.

OK thanks for listening to my Ted talk I might post drawings of chiaki soon bc she's my favorite female danganronpa character and I love her

[shy-the-trash-lion]

Your Care Bears AU is really cute! Are there anymore characters we can see?

I’m just gonna give you all their Care Bear names since I haven’t drawn everyone yet (Maybe I’ll do some refs soon):

Care Bears:

Makoto Naegi = Hopeful Heart Bear

Byakuya Togami = Proud Heart Bear

Yasuhiro Hagakure = Good Fortune Bear

Aoi Asahina = Sea Heart Bear

Toko Fukawa = Book Worm Bear

Kyoko Kirigiri = Sleuth Heart Bear

Sayaka Maizono = Harmony Bear

Leon Kuwata = All Star Bear

Chihiro Fujisaki = Pixel Heart Bear

Mondo Oowada = Pedal To The Medal Bear

Kiyotaka Ishimaru = Tender Heart Bear

Hifumi Yamada = Hearts and Crafts Bear

Celestia Lundenburg = Jackpot Bear

Sakura Ogami = Flower Power Bear

Kaede Akamatsu = Melody Bear

Tsumugi Shirogane = Dress Up Bear

Korekiyo Shinguji = Study Heart Bear

Maki Harukawa =Take Care Bear

Shuichi Saihara = On The Case Bear

Tenko Chabashira = Martial Hearts Bear

Miu Iruma = Build it Bear

K1B0 = K1-B34R

Hajime Hinata = Friend Bear

Care Bear Cousins:

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu = Golden Heart Penguin

Kazuichi Soda = Fix It Beaver

Sonia Nevermind = Royal Heart Spaniel

Akane Owari = Treat Heart Tiger

Imposter = Lotsa Heart Elephant

Teruteru Hanamura = Snack Time Pig

Mahiru Koizumi = Say Cheese Mouse

Peko Pekoyama = Sacred Heart Panda

Ibuki Mioda = Sing A Lot Hedgehog

Hiyoko Saionji = Dance A Lot Chinchilla

Mikan Tsumiki = Feel Better Lamb

Nekomaru Nidai = Healthy Heart Lion

Gundham Tanaka = Furry Heart Hamster

Nagito Komaeda = Good Luck Raccoon

Chiaki Nanami = Level Up Sloth

Angie Yonaga = Painter Heart Otter

Ryoma Hoshi = Play A Lot Cat

Gonta Gokuhara = Gentle Heart Dog

Kokichi Ouma = Joke A Lot Fox

Kirumi Tojo = True Heart Horse

Kaito Momota = Star Heart Monkey

Rantaro Amami = Explorer Heart Goat

Himiko Yumeno = Bippity Boppity Bunny

Elders Bears & Cousins

Aloysius Pennyworth = Polite Heart Bear

Fuhito Kirigiri = Clue Heart Bear

Takaaki Ishimaru = Noble Heart Bear

Hiroko Hagakure = Crystal Heart Bear

Ms. Hanamura = Sweet Tart Pig

Ms. Saionji = Limelight Chinchilla

Ms. Tanaka = Angel Heart Hamster

[recurring-polynya]

24!

24. Which fic do you think is your funniest?

I am sure that if I took the time to consider which of my fanfics has the best constructed humor, or which one employs comedy to the greatest effect, the answer would be something different, but the question is which fic do I think is my funniest, so, unfortunately, the answer is locking eyes, holding hands (twin high maintanance machines), the story where the gang does a live-read of Orihime's Maid Cop fanfiction.

What, exactly, is so funny about it? First of all, it follows the template of the best Bleach filler episodes, which is to say, Ichigo is just trying to have a normal one while everyone around him "Yes, and"s their way through some insane scenario. It's full of phrases that very specifically hilarious to me, personally, from “I have the heart of a canine healthcare worker, loyalty is in my nature!” to "Popsicles are for captains, only." The slow reveal that more and more of the characters keep up-to-date with the fanfic in question. Orihime is the most Orihime I have ever written her. It's named after a Mountain Goats song lyric. Byakuya keeps dryly saying sound effects out loud, except when he's not sure what sound something makes. Ishida's lawn chair collapses and he just stays there in the wreckage of it. Anyway, it's dreadful. It's the epitome of "I wrote this for me, but you can read it, too," except that I actually wrote it for someone's prompt (to this day, I am sorry, poor Anon). Cringe is dead. I have no regrets.

(fanfic writer ask game)

[seikotakai]

Thoughts on Bleach TYBW Episode 3 (SPOILERS)

>Aizen, he's back! Lord Aizen is finally back! I saw some people whining "HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE SHIT! NOT MY GOAT! #NOTMYAIZEN ". I mean...of course he's going to look a little crusty tho. He literally sat on a chair for years as a punishment for his war crimes. Also he still looks good to me anyways.

>Poor Shunsui, man. Dude lost so much in this arc. He lost his father figure in the form of Yamamoto. He lost his alpha male love interest Ukitake who sacrificed himself to try saving the Soul King. He had to make the hard decision to sacrifice two captains to stop the Quincy army. He needed to become the new head captain after Yamamoto got killed by the menace to society aka Yhwach.

>Oh no, we even get Ichigo getting guilty and upset about Soul King dying. Like Yhwach is the one that manipulated Ichigo's quincy blood and brainwashed him into kill the Soul King.

>It's nice to get some more backstory between Ukitake and Shunsui in this episode. We get to see a senior citizen humble some bum tryhard gangster in the Soul Society, both the elderly woman and Ukitake basically humble him. Also I know some fans were disappointed that Ukitake didn't get to use his Bankai but who knows maybe he'll finally use his bankai in the Hell arc.

>Stupid guard, Aizen's Reiatsu is way too much for the bum to handle. Also hot take: Now I'm also lowkey kind of glad Byakuya didn't fucking die. Imagine Rukia losing him and then losing her captain too.

[draconian-bisexual]

IM BACK and I have an au- Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins!

For this AU, it's simple! I made each DR character into their very own Care Bear or Care Bear Cousin.

Trigger Happy Havoc

Aoi Asahina - Ocean Heart Otter

Byakuya Togami - Wealthy Bear

Celestia Ludenberg - Ace of Hearts Cat

Chihiro Fujisaki - Timid Heart Bear

Junko Enoshima - Scary Bear

Kiyotaka Ishimaru - Moral Heart Dog

Komaru Naegi - Average Bear

Kyoko Kirigiri - Solving Sleuth Raven

Leon Kuwata - Punk Heart Lion

Makoto Naegi - Hopeful Heart Bear

Mondo Owada - Promise Keeper Tiger

Mukuro Ikusaba - Sharp Heart Wolf-Dog

Sakura Ogami - Strong Body Elephant

Sayaka Maizono - Shining Heart Songbird

Toko Fukawa - Creativity Goat

Yasuhiro Hagakure - Fortune Teller Bear

Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Akane Owari - Hungry Bear

Chiaki Nanami - Sleepy Head Panda

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu - Tough Heart Wolf

Gundham Tanaka - Mystical Heart Hamster

Hajime Hinata - Normal Heart Bear

Ibuki Mioda - Musical Robin

Izuru Kamukura - Talented Bear

Kazuichi Souda - Fix-It Beaver

Mahiru Koizumi - Photo-Finish Ferret

Mikan Tsumiki - Boo-Boo Bandage Bear

Nagito Komaeda - Lucky Tabby

Naekomaru Nidai - Coaching Bull

Peko Pekoyama - Devoted Heart Bear

Sonia Nevermind - Princess Pony

Danganronpa V3

Angie Yonaga - Faithful Lamb

Gonta Gokuhara - Gentle Heart Hippo

Himiko Yumeno - Magic Hat Rabbit

K1-B0 - Gadget Bear

Kaede Akamatsu - Melody Heart Cow

Kaito Momota - Galaxy Star Eagle

Kirumi Tojo - Tidy Heart Bear

Kokichi Ouma - Tricky Heart Raccoon

Korekiyo Shinguuji - History Hearted Fox

Maki Harukawa - Not-So-Caring Bear (she added the 'not-so' part to keep to herself, shocker)

Miu Iruma - Genius Bear

Rantaro Amami - Adventuring Zebra

Ryoma Hoshi - Lonely Heart Bear

Shuichi Saihara - Mystery Heart Red Panda

Tenko Chabashira - Fierce Fight Bear

Tsumugi Shirogane - Dress-Up Cat

[coyotecoining]

A ton of people have been asking about our NAHEs (non alter headspace entities) so here's an info post!

So, in our system, a "non alter headspace entity" refers to a being or presence within a headspace that is not an alter. They cannot front, they cannot enter the fronting room, and they cannot control the body. They just exist in the headspace.

These entities could range from protectors, spirits, fragments, or even aspects of the body's personality that haven't fully developed into alters. They can contribute to the system's dynamics, offering support, guidance, or just coexisting within the headspace.

We have too many to count, but some of them are Freud, Marie, Tapputi, Darwin, Tesla, Churchill, and Z3. We also have Smoke, Fuschia, Camofrog, Byakuya, Bruno, and BD. There are more than this, mostly just characters we fixate on, but can also be original entities that are made by the subconscious out of nowhere, like Owen, who, for the longest time, we thought was a TDI introject.

Then there are void NAHEs. Their entire deal is sucking up the body's energy and being huge dicks. Imagine a prosecutor alter, but they can't front. Our current ones are Miss Circle, Goat, and Deadpool.

Recognizing and understanding these non alter headspace entities is crucial for systems to navigate their internal worlds with clarity and compassion. They add depth to the system's experiences and can play unique roles in the system's functioning.

NAHEs can be recognized with this symbol

-Moonis/Lula

[saturn7162]

All the Danganronpa characters I can remember as animal crossing animals bc I have nothing better to do and I'm defo not procrastinating on writing the next chapter for the SU story.

I totally don't procrastinate haha wdym

Makoto Naegi: Lazy Dog, because he is basic. Sayaka Maizono: Peppy Squirrel, because also basic. Leon Kuwata: Jock Lion, tries so hard to be smug. Chihiro Fujisaki: Lazy Mouse, because small. Mondo Owada: Cranky Tiger, big cranky man. Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I'm totally thinking Cranky Horse, but it's obvious he's meant to be a zebra. Hifumi Yamada: Lazy Anteater. I struggled HARD with this one, because nothing really fit him at all. Celestia Ludenberg: Snooty defo, and she was also defo a cat, rabbit, wolf, or deer. So, I decided on Snooty cat. Sakura Oogami: Absolutely Sisterly Bear, but again, it's obvious she's supposed to be a Polar Bear. Aoi Asahina: Peppy Dog or Deer Kyoko Kirigiri: Normal/Snooty cat/wolf Byakuya Togami: ABSOLUTELY SMUG AF, and a cat. Yasuhiro Hagakure: Lazy sheep 100% Toko Fukawa: Snooty goat. Why goat? Mind your fucking business. Mukuro Ikusaba: Normal Wolf Junko Enoshima: Peppy Wolf

Hajime Hinata: Lazy Wolf becuase basic. Izuru Kamakura: Cranky Wolf, because cooler basic Byakuya Twogami: Cranky Cat because I totally believe he's more cranky than actual Togami. Teruteru Hanamura: Smug Pig.. He's fucking Chops. Mahiru Koizumi: Peppy Squirrel or Rabbit mostly because I entirely believe that she's a little on the shorter side. Peko Pekoyama: Snooty Wolf, but also supposed to be like a fox, like Audie (And also Vivian which I headcannon to be a fox as well) Hiyoko Saionji: Snooty 100% and she's either a squirrel, rabbit, or hamster. Ibuki Mioda: Peppy as hell. And totally a dog. Mikan Tsumiki: Normal deer becuase I love deer villagers and I love Mikan. Nekomaru Nidai: Jock Bull because, why did you ask, you know why. Gundham Tanaka: Cranky Goat bc he's totally into goat rituals, i kid u not. Nagito Komaeda: Lazy wolf. He's totally a wolf that looks like a fox. Chiaki Nanami: Normal Koala, because she's small. Sonia Nevermind: Peppy Horse that's meant to be a unicorn. Akane Owari: Sisterly Doggy bc she's kinda dorky like a dog and sisterly bc of her backstory. Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Cranky squirrel because he's tiny, and cranky. Kazuichi Souda: Jock deer. dk why I made him a deer.

Shuichi Saihara: Cranky dog, specifically one designed to look like a bloodhound Rantaro Amami: Lazy dog, specifically one designed to look like a stoner Kaede Akamatsu: Peppy cat!! Ryoma Hoshi: Cranky cat because have you fucking seen this man? Kirumi Tojo: Sisterly deer Angie Yonaga: Peppy koala all the way Tenko Chabishira: I believe that she'd be snooty, and a tiger Korekiyo Shinguji, aka, the love of my life: Smug deer. 100% Miu Iruma: Snooty dog Gonta Gokuhara: Jock bear. big bear. grizzly. Kokichi Ouma: i genuinely fucking hate him, smug mouse Kaito Momota: Jock deer, meant to look like a reindeer. Maki Harukawa: Snooty cat Himiko Yumeno: normal rabbit. I love danganronpa, and animal crossing so much.

[scottpilgrim-kgl]

wallace antagonist is pretty epic, im looking forward to seeing how yall will fit him in that role.. -🤓

on another note this account is making me be more active on tumblr thats how excited i am 😭😭😭 ur extremely goated for coming up with this

i will tell you he’ll be like byakuya but like. sillier

sorry for dragging you back onto the hellsite /lh /j

and thank you!!! we know we’re so cool and awesome………. yes we hand out autographs…. /lh /j

- 🍄

[glitchydyke]

Not me being unwell over Junko and Byakuya again.

they are clinically insane. They’re well adjusted. They’re best friends and would die for each other. They’re worsties and have attempted to kill each other. They’ve never felt more understood. They’ve never felt more alone.

Byakuya holds her shopping bags when she drags him around. He also drops them randomly. Junko sits in his lap and plays with his hair. She also occasionally yanks it just to see his pained expressions. They cuddle occasionally. It’s usually accompanied by an array of insults and pinching, punching, and hitting.

GOD. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS VOICE I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE WE BOTH DIE. THEY MAKE EACH OTHER MISERABLE AND I LOVE THAT FOR THEM

[ultimatecutenesspeaks]

Bunny man this is going to be great I can’t wait to see that happening hihi as everyone it curious what deadly sin haruki will summon shini who dressed as jack skellinton watch byakuya and kokichi get chase off by Michael as kokichi shini helps us please you will help your beloved classmate right and this chicken leg idiot right as he try to give the puppy eyes to shini but he only turns off the light of outside and gives the middle finger to both of them with a big eat shit grin on his face as he close the windows

*This leaves the two completely helpless as Byakuya turns to Kokichi and admonishes him for acting so pathetic before the two of them are forced to run again. Soon, Haruki finishes the spell circle and instructs everyone to stand back before kneeling down in front of it and hovering his hands over the circle as he closes his eyes and begins chanting in Latin. Soon enough, the spell circle starts glowing bright red as one of the strongest demons in Hell, one of the two the trio hadn't met and who didn't try to adopt Haruki: Belphegor. She is sporting doctor attire and seems to be a Baphomet/goat-themed demon, crossing her arms and looking down at everyone with a dull look. Haruki looks up at her in awe and seems to be sweating underneath his mask as he chuckles and weakly raises his arms in victory.*

Haruki: Hah... I've done it... I've done it! Oh God, it's hot...

*Just then, he passes out and falls onto his back.*

[despair-to-future-arcs]

How’s everyone?

'Relieve that the papers were done cause dang, they were very boring but at least we won't have to do that anymore.'

Yeah no kidding, but tomorrow we got shit to take care of.

Indeed we need to get the key cards from their respective locations to get the briefcases.

Really Fusako? Do you know where it is?

Yes I do believe so, even if I don't remember the tragedy, I do at least remember where I put the card key and we did speak with Kyoko, Byakuya and Makoto of what is to happen which they inform Future Foundation; I believe me and Takuma are going with Kyosuke Munakata.

Same with me and Juzo Sakakura, while Coach Nekomaru is out for the fight, I can at least do something to help out and put a stop to some stuff.

Same with me and Tomohiko with the chairmen and Daisaku Bandai, mostly as ours isn't guarded by despairs but something else...

Something...else?

Indeed, instead of the despairs; they are protected by my clan, the hoofed horned devils, the cockatrices of dawn, the slothful beast of filth and other creatures I've train well!

...What?

I think he means goats, chickens, pigs and other farm animals.

Exactly, seems Hajime has learn how I work, even by their appearance they are creatures you don't want to cross, especially if you value your life.

And they are train very well, all Tomohiko needs to do is call them off and then we shall get in!

Oh but it seems another foundation is coming to assist us so we need to be careful as well.

Well I suppose we should then, just be careful when out there.

Right, I guess for now; the rest of us will stay here then.

Yeah while myself and Mikan need to look at our time at Hope's Peak as well, so there's that.

'Whoa whoa, I'm not sure I heard but did Hiyoko not insult Mikan, that's a first!'

What? The hell, sorry I don't understand...

She says that she's surprise you didn't insult Mikan which I gotta agree, what happen?

Look, I'm just...I'm tired from the therapy session, I'm... not in the best mood, especially after some... revelations I discover.

Well okay Hiyoko, just try and take it easy...

... (Speaking of Mikan, I notice she's over at Nagi's table again.)

[askrockandfriends]

Updated Danganronpa Tier List! We have:

GOD TIER: The GOAT Ibuki Mioda! The GOAT Chihiro Fujisaki! The myth, the legend, Monokuma! Best Maid Kirumi Tojo! Piano wife Kaede Akamatsu! The myth, the legend, Nekomaru Nidai! Teruteru but funny and less creepy, Miu Iruna! The myth, the legend, Byakuya Togami! Criminally underrated Ryoma Hoshi! The best developed, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu! (Also Hajime, but I put him in the wrong place by mistake. Fuck!)

JUST DIE ALREADY: *****, the creep, the lesbian, and the bully

In between: Everyone else lol I'm too lazy to name everyone here

[gontagokuhara]

2019 vs. 2024 hot takes exactly 0 people asked for (now with opinions on the dr3 characters!)

and because im mentally ill im elaborating below the cut because at least i’m cognizant of how few people share this illness with me ❤️

first of all. some categories were edited (+added). we shall address them all in due time 🫶 but just for posterity before we begin: top of the category is the one that best exemplifies the category title and it moves in descending order; so as gonta is my #1 my GOAT, pedo udg guy is the one i want to kill himself most. understandable? ok 🫶

2019 top 5-tier is slightly unfortunately named but other than that changes in 2024 are somewhat minimal. as is perhaps obvious if you have seen even one (1) danganronpa post from me: gonta is My character hes mine spike chunsoft dont get him like i do. AND i love sdr2. nagito is my very very close second i am so incredibly mentally ill about him Oh if you all could see the hundreds of thousands of words ive written about that fucking guy. also true of hajime. still true of sonia (<3 i love u girlie) and fuyuhiko but to a lesser extent (i have written so much sdr2. its a problem. we persist). they are characters we see a lot of and in that same vein give SO much to build upon in further character exploration. and boy do i do that. holds the five of them In my arms i love you babygirls

S tier excellents again prove i am an sdr2 enjoyer. i think it also showcases how much i REALLY love the v3 characters while absolutely hating the plot they were stuck in. kaede and shuuichi are SOOOO special 2 me u dont understand…….im going to have so many thoughts and be So mad when i replay v3. kokichi is VERY interesting and my thoughts on him are endless (hi evan) and there is soooo much there even if i also have to fundamentally hate him somewhat because of 3-4. also a wide array of sdr2 characters are here of course……on my most recent replay i have come to really appreciate imposter (better sexier byakuya ❤️) and ibuki . and i was kind of surprised how high some of the dr1 characters are (besides chihiro who has consistently been my dr1 #1) but sorry dr3 made me love the makoto/kyouko/aoi trio sooooo bad.

lots of variety in the A tier which are all characters i enjoy, they just arent my Favorite barbie dolls to mash around u know. so many very unique personalities like mahiru, angie, tenko, and ryoma that weren’t explored as well as possible in canon, so its harder for me to personally invest in them. junko is iconic and she gets worse as the games go on but god. dr1 was craaaaaazy so she and mukuro have to be given props for that. im ignoring e-girl junko and v3 entirely <3 also again in watching dr3 while replaying sdr2 i really came to appreciate natsumi and her dynamic with hajime :[ rip girl i miss u. also also i liked koichi way more than expected LOL it must just be cuz hes hot but his death was sick as fuck and i liked his thruline with jin (the weird flirting with kyouko aside……)

B tier! bit of a mixed bag, from characters i like very begrudgingly (byakuya, sorry, i latched onto him as my rich terrible boyfriend when first playing years ago and the fondness kinda stuck 💔) to ones i do genuinely like, but they were not given much to do in canon (ryota) or their arcs fell flat (kirumi). also here are dr3 + udg characters i didnt mind or were just somewhat nice to makoto (also chisa, who is very interesting but i very much disliked how her character ended off) so shout out them (they are all dead) (or orphaned like monaca and kotoko).

C tier is basically my ‘i barely remember’ tier sry……i did not finish udg so i have so very few opinions on most of the characters. chihiro aoi and yasuhiro’s parents are chill tho shout out. not much to say tho

and now we enter the hater zone with D tier……look. some of these are hot takes and some arent. as much as i love sdr2 i just cannot ever make myself like hiyoko and teruteru. theyre kinda fucked from the getgo theyre never treated as especially serious characters but their glaring flaws are so bad i cant bring myself to care when the rest of the cast is SO GOOD. i also do not like kazuichi LMFAO as a sonia ride or die just as i cannot look past teruteru’s sexual harassment NEITHER CAN I LOOK PAST KAZUICHI’S ‼️‼️ yes i think he can be fixed but sonia needs a restraining order + when she was hoping he was the ch4 killer i was cheering. everyone else this category are just mid ass dr1 characters and the dr3 characters i found actively annoying. also monokuma. hes cringe but iconic and doesnt fit anywhere else

not much to be said about F tier. i did not finish udg but i know enough that i need haiji towa to die. i need the asshole who beat up hajime to die. i need the asshole who tried to kill makoto to die. i need that stupid old fuck heading the future foundation to die. the monokubs are fucking annoying. the only like Real characters here are 1) miu because she is written terribly and her cool talent is wasted, treats gonta like shit, isnt funny, is just nasty perv bait and her most meaningful contribution is to be fodder for the 2nd worse written case in the game. and as for NUMBER ONE WORST: tsumugi mostly just symbolizes my hatred for v3’s ending because outside of her role in 3-6 she has very little impact on the story before her reveal. also got my girlies kaede and rantarou killed God i hate the end of thisgame

and finally: oh my poor sweet bastards. why would they do this to you. these characters are either underutilized in a way that is DEVASTATING (izuru 💔) treated like shit as joke characters their potential is totally squandered by dogshit writing (everyone else — sdr2 you could have been so much better WHY!!!!!!). mikan and korekiyo’s motives are dogshit and make the ch3 double murder so much weaker. nekomaru and akane are played as jokes essentially their entire screentime and akane is especially egregious because shes a survivor among characters like FUYUHIKO!!! like SONIA!!! like HAJIME!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SQUANDER HER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! kaito suffers from really flip-floppy writing and he sucks a lot of the time Especially pre-localization but ive adopted him a little bit in writing him and i love my construction of him in my brain.

ok thats it. im so mentally ill. give me ur thoughts or do the tierlist urself. now pointy objects lockdown time 👍

[candied-mushroom]

I feel like Byakuya would be very bad at trying to flirt with Sakura because romance isn’t something that’s encouraged in his family.

“Makoto, I have obtained three goats and a sheaf of wheat, you will present them to Sakura’s parents as a dowry tradition.”

“Byakuya, no.”

[fireflyhwufanficwriter]

My thoughts on Dr. Stone’s S03E09 (“Beautiful Science”)

(Safe to read for anime-only folks.)

My thoughts after watching Season Three, Episode Nine:

01. Suika's rolling along with a goal in mind, and Senku has absolute faith in her! :D

02. Aww, and Kohaku believes in Ginro; believes that he gets things done when push comes to shove! :)

03. This episode's title is "Beautiful Science!" :D

04. It's been a while since we've seen Ginro's special technique! XD

05. The goat is so, so cute! It seems so happy to be going on a walk! :D But that guy is taking it away from the ship! Hey! Give us back our goat! AND those three other goats, too! :O

06. Ginro managed to escape being petrified, but Kinro and the others were still turned to stone... :(

07. Say what you will about Ginro - but he consistently, and completely, loves his older brother, and is extremely distressed at the prospect of him dying (Season One) or being petrified (this episode)! :)

08. Aww, little Suika is bouncing around to create a distraction for Ginro and the lab! :D

09. Hmm, the bridge of Kinro's glasses were broken in the previous episode. If Ginro took the time to fix it before putting it on his back, that was very sweet of him! :)

10. Kinro is still conscious, and believes that Ginro is still alive! I think this was the part that made me cry when I first watched this episode earlier today - they have a very close brotherly bond! :O

11. And Kinro's believing in Ginro's existence is just like Byakuya believing that Senku was still alive! :D

12. Hmm, now the bridge of Kinro's glasses is covered up by his hair. Strange... :O

13. Having to heed his older brother's (imaginary) words, and leaving said PETRIFIED brother on the ship, to possibly be taken away or destroyed by enemies, and have to walk away, in order to do what's necessary for everybody to be saved... this is possibly the most difficult thing that Ginro has EVER had to do in his ENTIRE life! I applaud his resolve and his courage! :D

14. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy Suika...! :)

15. Ginro's arms' motions in elevating the lab remind me of the copper Faraday discs he operated with Kinro to make electricity for the first time in the stone world! :D

16. Suika, the lab, and Suika's watermelon mask are all escaping their enemies on the Perseus - and Ginro's there, too! :)

17. They've been reunited! Aww, Senku affectionately put his hand on Suika's head; that's so sweet! And it made Suika really happy, too! :D

18. Okay, so Senku's going to use amines from seafood and meat, and skatole from jasmine... whatever amines and skatole are... hey, it's Mecha-Senku! Long time no see; hello there! :)

19. Pouring super strong jasmine tea on simmered meat will make it smell really strongly of... poop?! I can't help but feel sorry for the first person who discovered that... He must have thought he was combining two great flavors together to make a new, delicious dish... but then, BAM, poop smell! :O

20. Poo acquired...? :O I agree with Ginro; we don't need to acquire that! XD

21. It's incredible that the mobile lab can go up rock platforms THAT steep! :O

22. It's a shame they changed Ibara's hands from what they were in the manga. I think his fingers in the manga made up around half of his creepy/menacing aura! :O

23. Kohaku and Suika are rolling, rolling tires together! :)

24. Having looked up the incredibly blue water of the Blue Grotto in Italy, the Sapphire Caves are an incredible place for Senku and the others to hide out in! :O

25. Operation: Beauty Kohaku-chan Makeover, the Beauty Kohaku Makeover Road Map, has begun! :D

26. Senku was very comfortable in undoing Kohaku's rope hairband/ponytail thingy, just like that! XD

27. Although, he suffered physical damage after doing so...! :O

28. Coconut oil with sodium hydroxide and sulfuric acid... wow, that stuff is USEFUL! And salt and oil... and, shampoo acquired! :)

29. Unfortunately, soft, silky hair... has not yet been acquired XD

30. "Hair's wrapped in a cover that's like bamboo skin" is a great way to explain the concept to people who were born in the stone world! And also to people like me, who around as scientific as people who were born in the stone world :D

31. The rest of that explanation, though... XD

32. Honey, lemon, and coconut DO sound delicious... :O

33. Conditioner acquired, and fluffy and silky hair also acquired! :D

34. Next... white mica is called sericite, and those crushed red and yellow rocks are called Bengala, or basically iron oxide! Mixing that stuff with coconut oil... foundation acquired! And lipstick and perfume acquired, too! :)

35. Yes, Kohaku, you shall do battle with those cosmetic tools in your hands! :D

36. That was totally, absolutely a Sailor Moon-type of transformation, and I wholeheartedly approve! XD

37. We've never seen Senku's eyes sparkle like that, and for such a reason, hahaha! That is a... terrifying... end result! :D

38. Aww, after Amaryllis' help with the make-up and lipstick, Kohaku's so model-pretty! :)

39. It's interesting that Suika's comparison to an epitome of beauty was to a priestess, but it makes total sense for her and where she came from! And Senku complimented Amaryllis' work! :D

40. Oh, Amaryllis... XD It does say something for her quick friendship with everybody that they stand still long enough for her to do all of that to them! :)

41. Senku ain't pullin' it off; Gen... ain't bad! And his petrification scar became a lot cuter XD Uh... what did they stuff into Soyuz's outfit? They look like circular sliced mangoes... or maybe sea sponges? Either way, Soyuz also ain't happening! XD

42. Ginro, looks like you're up! :O

43. Okay, so this cuteness selection to be taken into the inner palace is obvious unethical, but... just from a practical point-of-view, aren't you taking away the most attractive genes from the population if you continue doing this? I guess they're just relying on the mens' attractiveness genes to get passed on the future women... or, more likely, Mozu just isn't thinking for the long term... XD

44. Oh, that poor girl... and that poor guy... they just got married and everything... :(

45. Maybe not the best idea to whisper about your long-term infiltration plans a couple of feet away from your target, but I suppose Amaryllis thought it was a necessary risk :)

46. And it provided a great turnaround into her public shy persona! XD

47. Kohaku's having such an awkward time trying to fit into the beauty contest mold! :D

48. It looks slow to us, but that interaction between Kohaku, Ibara, and Mozu all took place with a few quick seconds! :O

49. Kohaku, "doable??" -_-

50. A strong warrior recognized another strong warrior, and a spar/battle has been decided upon! :O

51. Ibara's, like, weirdly polite XD But I guess this IS quite a pleasant time for him... yikes... :O

52. Kohaku's faith in Ginro... didn't quite... pay off, but Ginro succeeded anyway! He got an even firmer pass grade than Kohaku herself! XD

53. We now have three people dressed up as cute girls about to infiltrate the inner palace! The title of the next episode will be "Science Wars," and I know what its final scene HAS to be! :O I really hope it's THAT scene! :O

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[strikearose]

Magic trick (3/3) (IchiRuki)

Here’s another silly story that I hope you guys will enjoy. Please, feel free to make me know if you enjoyed it! Summary: How things get out of hand when a certain shinigami tries to reproduce a magic trick. In one word? Bunnies. Way too many of them. Part 1 (clic), Part 2 (clic), Part 3 (here) You can also read the story on ff.net (clic) and ao3 (clic) 

"Let's start again from the beginning," the high school student sighed, already tired by what was going to come. "You watched TV, saw the classic hat-trick, so naturally you decided to do the same."

She nodded shyly, not daring to look at him directly. Ichigo's voice was calm. Way too calm. And Renji - that bastard!, had abandoned her, claiming he had to go shopping at the grocery store.

She'd definitely make him pay the price of his cowardice later.

"So you went to Urahara's," he continued, slumping on his bed. "He gave you a super-magic-wand and a super-magic-spell... A super-magic-spell bearing a striking resemblance to an old anime..."

"Oh, I didn't know that!"

Her amethyst eyes widened and her mouth took the shape of a perfect o. She liked how the spell sounded; who knows, maybe she could ask Ichigo once he'll have calm down if she could watch the show?

Part of Ichigo couldn't help but find this reaction adorable - well, almost adorable. If the shinigami was starting to use her puppy-eyes on him, again, his anger wasn't going to last long.

But he couldn't crack, otherwise this closet squatter would end up transforming his room into a real animal shelter for sure!

"Let's move on, you then searched through my stuff, but as you couldn't find anything else, you stole my favorite cap."

Rukia nodded.

"You made several tests in my bedroom - including one in front of me. "But it was only after an epic failure that you decided to return to Soul Society, hoping for some kind of miracle..."

"Well, I suppose we can..-" the brunette tried to defend herself and scratched her cheek, embarrassed.

"Then, of course, you told Byakuya everything," he cut her off, "but, because of an emergency, you had to leave everything behind. Just in front of him."

She frowned. She really didn't like where the discussion was going. This miserable beggar wouldn't possibly dare insinuating something like that, would he?

"And then, finally, when you came back, they were all here. But there was no exhibit."

"Exhibit?"

"So, what did the suspect tell you in his defense?"

That's it. The word was out.

"Suspect?," Rukia looked absolutely outraged. "Peasant! How dare you speak of Nii-sama like that?! H-He.."

The young woman seemed to hesitate for a moment, weighing the pros and cons.

"He said they were for me."

The substitute shinigami didn't like the way her cheeks reddened and her eyes lighten up.

He really didn't.

Not that he was jealous - no.

What a stupid idea.

"... And that I had to bring them here, in Karakura," Rukia continued quickly, taking advantage of her friend's sudden rigidity. "You see, the Seireitei's atmosphere is different from here, we can't control it for sure. Shinigamis are not affected by that, that's true, but it might not be the same for tiny little bunnies!"

The brunette's pout almost moved him - almost.

After all, she hadn't meant any harm and could never have guessed that things would eventually get that out of hand...

Ichigo scratched the back of his head. Was he being too harsh on her?

"Well, in short, we're counting on you to take care of them!" Renji's voice, he had just reappeared from god knows where, sent him back to reality.

"I'll come visit as often as I can, I promise!" the brunette added with a bright smile, "I trust you, Ichigo... So don't disappoint me!"

A vein suddenly popped on his temple. This damn actress...

"Hey," he roared, "do you seriously think you're in a position to ask me anything?! There's no way I'm taking care of all those rabbits! And even if I wanted to, I couldn't keep them. There's way too many of them!"

The two vice captains looked at each other in silence. He was right, they knew it.

"But then... what are we going to do with them?"

"Well," Ichigo, caught off guard, hesitated for a moment. "Why don't we simply send back to the sender?"

He didn't like being taken for a fool. And by selling this thing to Rukia, Urahara had indirectly swindled him, too.

"Ahah... Sorry, Kurosaki-kun~"

Surprised, the three of them turned around, coming face to face with Kisuke Urahara, who had been standing by the window for quite some time now. As usual, a green-striped bob was hiding the top of his face as well as - without a shadow of a doubt - a very amused look. Ichigo was about to rush towards him when he was cut off by another soliloquy.

"As stipulated in the contract signed with miss Kuchiki, I cannot to take these charming little creatures back," Kisuke, savoring this long-awaited moment, was talking in the most hypocritical tone he could. "Oh, judging by your face, I assume that you weren't aware of that condition Miss Kuchiki... I'm truly sorry."

Urahara made sure to hide his smile with his fan. Renji, still in chock, seemed to have remained at the "since when is he here?" stage, while Ichigo and Rukia, for once unanimous, looked at the blond man with anger.

"However, I'll have to contradict what your brother told you : these bunnies will have no problem acclimating to the Seireitei's aura. Well, business calls. I look forward to seeing you again in my humble shop!"

Kisuke was about to go when a something caught his attention.

"Oh, how touching! Kurosaki kun, it seems that a rabbit has already adopted you!"

Ichigo couldn't even answer him - Urahara had disappeared. What a damn crook!

Oh.

A smile suddenly appeared on his face. For once, he was almost happy of the merchant's visit.

"Good, problem's solved! They're all going back to Byakuya! You'll be able to see them everyday."

"FOUL!," Rukia had just broken her friends's eardrums. "There's no way I can impose on Nii-sama like that! And what if he contracts an allergy to their fur?!"

Ichigo's indulgence - as well as the whiff of affection - towards the brunette vanished immediately.

So, the midget didn't give a damn about what could happen to him?!

And, even worse than that, she was chanting it openly.

"Rukia, you have five minutes to take ALL of them back and disappear, or I swear to god I'll do it myself!"

In shock, she opened and closed her mouth, like a fish out of water.

Those poor creatures were so adorable...

What a heartless monster!

And to think that a cute bunny was rubbing on his leg, demanding his attention... He didn't deserve any of them.

The brunette shook her head - now was not the time to fight back! She would have plenty opportunities for revenge in the future : first, she had to ensure her charming little rodents' safety.

Ichigo sighed with relief when he saw Rukia heading towards the closet. She took her cuties into her arms, whispering sweet words to them - if looks could kill, the Kurosaki wouldn't have survived that night.

The orange-haired student rolled his eyes to heaven and was about to leave his room when he felt a heavy weight on his leg.

That's when he noticed it.

Finally.

It was a medium-sized bunny. It looked angora : it's fluffy ginger coat was making him look more like a giant ball of fur than a rodent. Its' little black eyes blinked in surprise as Ichigo put his hand on his head.

It was so freaking soft.

Ichigo's fingers moved down his muzzle and slowly brushed against the animal's thin whiskers.

And then - suddenly, he screamed in pain.

That damn bastard had just bitten him with full teeth. He could have swear he saw a sadistic smile on the bunny's face before it turned its' back and started to gambol happily on his bed.

"Oh, I see you've met Ichigo!"

Rukia was watching him and, judging by her bright smile, hadn't missed anything from the scene. Wait - 'Ichigo?' It took him a few minutes to realize.

"Ichigo?," he looked at her, surprised. "You named that rabbit after me?"

"Yes, Renji wanted to give them an exotic name - well, in fact he's the one who named almost all of them. But for this one, it was Nii sama's idea!"

"Huh? Byakuya did that?"

The brunette shrugged and returned to the closet, leaving the student in the greatest disbelief. It was finally Renji who put an end to the mystery:

"'The endless arrogance as well as the total lack of respect shown by this rabbit reminds me of Kurosaki Ichigo's idiotic and reckless character', that's what captain said."

**

That's how Byakuya Kuchiki had won the war.