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DEDENNE MENTIONED!!!!!

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More cats! Yippee!! I might give them stories, I might just throw them into the endless void of my memory that should've been taken to a vet 3 million years ago

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Hilda OC's dad fights monster to protect holds, Johanna, and my oc.

Stupid little blue haired adventurer cartoon has its claws stuck into me.... Violence under the cut

Milo’s father, Saxon, stood in front of them with an angry scowl on his face. His stance was open, his claws unsheathed, his lips curled back in an ugly snarl. He growled, a deep warning sound to get the beast to leave. The monster leaned forward, growling angry as well. Saxon met its gaze with double fervor, set on protecting his son, Hilda, and Johanna. The monster tried moving in from the side, but was met with a nasty swipe from Saxon’s claws, leaving five gashes on the side of its face. The monster howled in pain, backing up a bit before turning back to him.

Saxon panted, his face dirtied with mud and sweat and blood as his golden eyes pierced into the monster’s red ones. It opened its mouth and tried attacking him, but Saxon ducked and sunk his claws into its chin. The monster screamed and reeled back, lifting Saxon high off the ground. He snarled and opened his jaw as wide as it could go before sinking his sharp teeth into its chin as he began to slide down, trying to get as much damage in as he possibly could.

The monster smacked its chin into the ground, slamming Saxon into the ground. But Saxon held on, scratching at its throat with his foot-claws. The monster flung its head up, throwing Saxon into the air. Saxon grabbed onto one of its horns and propelled himself down, digging his foot-claws into its eyes as he grasped onto the horns closer to its face to keep himself steady. The monster screeched in pain as blood spurted from its eyes, coating Saxon’s foot-paws and spraying blood across the area as it shook its head, trying desperately to shake Saxon off, but it didn’t work.

Saxon scratched at its face, splattering blood across the ground with every powerful swipe. The scene was gory, and Johanna tried to cover both Milo’s and Hilda’s eyes at once, but the damage was done. Hilda and Milo cowered in Johanna’s sides as Saxon fought, trying to rid their minds of the images of Saxon getting tossed around and beaten every time the beast would slam its head forward.

The next time it slammed his body into the dirt, he grasped around for something, his fingers eventually curling around a sharp branch that fell from a tree. He gripped it tightly, holding it in both hands and digging his foot-claws into its lips, trying to hold himself steady. He jabbed the sharp end of the branch and pierced the top of the beast’s head over and over, smashing through its fur and skin and muscle as blood gushed from the wound. It finally managed to shake him off and throw him to the dirt. The branch flew from his hands and into the woods.

Saxon dove forward as the monster snapped its jaws at him. Saxon dug his claws into its throat, earning a watery gurgle as blood rushed to its mouth. Saxon lunged forward and bit its throat as well, grunting as blood gushed into his mouth and spilled down his lips and chin.

The monster stumbled, the blood loss clearly getting to it. Saxon kept going, tearing new gashes into its flesh as it roared and tried to throw him off. Saxon tore at its flesh, wincing at the rush of its blood that continued to spill onto him, coating his fur in a crimson red. Saxon reached up, digging his claws into its eyeball, tearing chunks out of the organ as he tried to haul himself up.

Finally, the beast fell forward and crashed onto the ground. It tried to get up, but Saxon kept it down by kicking his legs and slashing at its throat with his foot-claws as he tried to wriggle out from under it. He managed to slip out, his bottom half almost coated entirely in its blood. It tried to swipe at him with its out paw but missed terribly as it was blinded by Saxon’s attacks.

Saxon grabbed a nearby rock, the adrenaline pumping through his veins made him feel like a body builder, and smashed it repeatedly into the spot where he jabbed the branch. Blood splashed onto his hands and face with every smash, but he didn’t stop until the beast lay still beneath him.

He released the stone and stumbled off the beast, falling backwards onto his butt as he panted harshly, trying to suck in as much air as possible as he felt fatigue mixed with his many injuries clawing up his body. He groaned in pain as he felt the sudden sting of his wounds, flopping backwards into the dirt and passing out almost instantly. The children still huddled into Johanna’s sides, their eyes clenched and their bodies curled into little balls of fear. Johanna looked at the unconscious body of Saxon, wincing at the obscene amount of blood that washed over the grass and stone of where he fought.

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Wait why are you right

My headcanon face claim for Cyllene is Ivan Petkov

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Chewing on this to get my mind off this god awful election

FUCK this art is SO GOOD

NOMGNOMNOMCHEWCHEWCHEWMUNCHGNAWGNAW

I hope we can have an ending like this. Cheesy setting and all.

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The VERY next person I see is getting mauled, the rest will just perish instantly

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IT'S NOVEMBER 4TH

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

StARDEW VALLEY ONE POITN SIX ON MY SWITCH

GRAGRAAFGEJRKENS DKDKDJDJDKDJDJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My excitement is uncontainable

Unable to be contained

3 people have perished from being in my presence alone

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Gnawing and chewing and eating and chomping

ARAGRAGRAGAAEARRRARDRRARRRJAJAJAHF

hope's peak uniform hcs for my casual au :) it was nice to pick inktober up after like 5 years of not doing it (didnt draw kiibo bc i don't think he would change at all)

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Idk what this means but GO AHEAD

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Doot doot

I was going through my inbox today and I saw this

I forgot to respond to it then, but I'm doing it now

THAT ORIGINAL POST WAS FROM LIKE 9 YEARS AGO

WHO ARE YOU

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I just remembered 2 double chocolate cookies I left and now I'm so upset.

Im so fucking over these emotions

IM CRYING OVER 2 FUCKING COOKIES FROM 3 HOURS AGO

WHY AM I SO FUCKING PATHETIC 😭

I COULD'VE EATEN THOSE COOKIES IM SO SAD 😭😭😭

THEY ARE COOKIES BUT MY LIP IS QUIVERING

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What's with these homies dissing my girl

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Short answer: they just played pokemon yokai inspiration straight.

Long answer: in japanese myths, you have a bunch of shapeshifting animals disguising as humans to trick them. Alongside the more popular kitsune and tanuki, you also have the Mujina, which is a youkai badger. Typhlosion being based on one made him one of the best candidates for playing the role of a creature posing as a human to marry people and they went with him. These kinds of stories were used to warn people against foreigners or generally people who seemed untrustworthy and specifically the part about it not wanting to be seen when sleeping is in line with a lot of similar fables from around the world.

Also, these stories feel out of place for pokemon, yes, but thats because behind the scenes theres a popular practice in game dev environments to propose absurdly extreme concepts to circumvent censors, who are more likely to focus on the extreme parts and let the rest of the story pass. These stories are "like that" with the intent purpose of letting them be cut down to release a much tamer version. All the sinnoh myth entries are probably what these stories eventually were planned to become, and if they proposed the actually existing sinnoh entries, censors would have cut em straight up.

My typhlosions get to live another day

Ty for the info

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Why

Why the fuck did they do that to typhlosion.

Now I have to put all of mine down

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OH MY GOSH ITS ANGIE

I LOVE ANGIE!!!

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This is the best way anybody has ever drawn Peridot in the history of people drawing Peridot

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Plot twist: OP is dead

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box