#buy houses in nj

[fairy-ganj-mother]

I want land with trees and chickens and to be less than 3 hours driving distance from the beach

[cashbuyernj]

real estate enterprise

Welcome to our thriving real estate enterprise, where we specialize in the acquisition of diverse properties, including houses, condominiums, and mixed-use developments, across the picturesque landscape of New Jersey. At our core, we are more than just property buyers – we are architects of community transformation, firm believers in the profound impact that quality homes have on fostering strong, vibrant neighborhoods. We buy houses, condominiums and mixed use properties in New Jersey. We believe good houses bring good families that build great neighborhoods.

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[hollynancegroup]

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[opendoorsrealtynj]

Buy A House Middletown NJ

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[yoshistory]

i feel like im super smart about a lot of shit but i have no street smarts. like at all. i think anyways. im pretty gullible and i kinda never grew out of it

[heliosbuysnj]

Sell your house in Any condition.

Are you looking to sell your house fast in NJ? There are several strategies you can consider and take to expedite the selling process. Selling a house fast in NJ with the help of Helios Buy, who are engaging the services of an experienced team who specialize in your area and can streamline the selling process, they can provide guidance, negotiate on your behalf, and help attract potential buyers.

With Helios, you can sell your house quickly in NJ, which involves such things as pricing it competitively or making minor repairs. If you want to sell your house, you can consider reaching out to Helios Buy NJ, a company that specializes in buying and selling properties directly from homeowners. They typically buy hoses in any condition and aim to provide you with a quick and hassle-free selling experience.

Here you can sell your house fast in NJ as it is, with no repairs needed, and you will never pay commissions. You can even make a cash offer on your house. We buy houses for cash in NJ, which helps homeowners sell their houses faster by cutting out the banks or long approval processes and selling their houses easily.

Helios makes selling your house easier by buying houses direct from buyers, and we expect your home to be the way it is. Our process is a fast and simple way to get cash for your home in New Jersey. There are no open houses or weeks of showing your home to strangers; you can sell your house with us easily.

When you sell your house to Helios, you can directly contact our team and provide some important details about the property, such as location, size, conditions, and your contact information. Once you provide the necessary information, they will evaluate your property, make you an offer for your house, and sell your house quickly in New Jersey.

Helios Buy NJ connects directly with buyers and handles all the work for you, simplifying the process and saving you money and time. With us, you will get a fair cash offer on a NJ home from experienced professionals. With just 3 easy steps to selling your house in NJ, like filling out a form, meeting, and selling, the deal is done. With no need to worry about costly repairs or getting your home ready for sale, we never ask you about your home's conditions; we buy it as it is. Visit us now at https://heliosbuysnj.com/.

[cashbuyernewjersey]

How to Sell a Home in a Buyer’s Market

If you are looking to sell house fast in New Jersey, you may be up against some challenges, especially if it’s a buyer’s market. A buyers market occurs when there are more homes for sale than buyers looking to purchase. In these cases, supply outweighs demand making it difficult for you to move on.

Fortunately, there are strategies that will help you sell your home quickly. Read on to find out some worthwhile tips.

How to Sell House Fast in New Jersey in a Buyer’s Market

Hire an Experienced Agent:

An experienced agent will be valuable in helping you sell house fast in New Jersey in a buyer’s market. They will recommend updates that will make your home more attractive to buyers. They will find a price point that allows you to sell your home quickly while still making a profit.

Consider FSBO:

FSBO or For Sale By Owner is a good option in a buyer’s market. It eliminates agent fees so you won’t be taking as much of a hit considering you may have to sell at a lower price point.

Offer Buyer Incentives:

There are several buyer incentives you can offer to sweeten the deal. These include:

Add-ons: Add-ons such as window treatment, lawn equipment, grills, a home warranty, and other perks will make your home more sellable.

Play Closing Costs: Offering to cover the buyer’s closing costs will be an attractive option for buyers that don’t have a lot of liquid cash available.

Allow Rent to Own: A rent-to-own agreement involves the buyer paying monthly rent which goes towards an eventual down payment. It opens the door for buyers who are not currently looking to own but may consider that option sometime in the future.

Offer to Pay for Repairs: If an inspection turns up issues, you can make the negotiating process easier by offering to make repairs before closing, or by lowering the price to cover the cost of repairs.

Owner Financing: A seller financing agreement means you accept a larger down payment on the property by assuming the risk of the buyer defaulting. In this situation, you are basically acting as the lender. This can appeal to buyers who want to avoid a high financing fee.

Pay Discount Points: When you pay buyer discount points, you are essentially giving the buyer money so they can lock in their interest at a lower rate than what they would get if they didn’t have those extra funds. One point equals 1% of the sale price and it can lower interest rates by one-eighth to one-quarter of a percent. It’s ideal for borrowers looking to lower their monthly payments and overall interest paid. It also helps people with low credit scores get approved for a mortgage.

Make Repairs

The better your home looks, and the better condition it’s in, the more likely it is to sell. Making repairs before you put your property on the market will make it appealing to owners. You can do everything from small repairs, such as repainting, to large repairs, such as replacing the roof. It all depends on your budget and what’s needed in your home.

Price Competitively

It’s wise to price competitively when selling in a buyer’s market. You may consider pricing your home at or below market value. Talk to an agent to find a price point that will draw in buyers without causing you to lose your profits.

Make an Appealing Listing

It’s important to create a listing that will catch buyers’ attention. Get professional photos that show the home in its best light. Come up with a complete description that advertises your home’s finer points. Add video tours that will give people an accurate idea of what your home is like before they visit.

Work with a ‘We Buy Houses NJ Fast’ Company

While there are things you can do to get your home to sell in a buyers’ market, the process will be slow and frustrating. You can avoid the hassles by working with a ‘we buy houses NJ fast’ company.

These companies are cash buyers that will buy your home in as-is condition. They will eliminate the need for you to make repairs, host open houses and find buyers. In most cases, the entire process will take two weeks or less. And you may even get a better price than you would with a traditional buyer.

A buyer’s market puts sellers at a disadvantage. Fortunately, there are things you can do to increase your odds of making a profit. Offering incentives, creating appealing listings, making repairs, pricing competitively, or working with a cash buyer can boost your chances of success. We wish you the best of luck in achieving a positive outcome.

[justbuymyhouse]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

I feel sick. I want this house so badly, and it happens to be in my home state, but $500K is too much. 1977 ranch style in Hamilton, NJ. 3bds, 2ba, asking $500K. Shit.

Cute foyer. Watch a new buyer come in and cover up all the pink with gray.

Oh, for a pink front door.

I heard that the woman who is selling it is sad, but she is downsizing. I downsized, too, but I would buy this. Who cares? I'll walk thru the rooms naked, all by myself. And, when my BF arrives on a K1 visa, I'll give him a room or 2 to do up his way.

The living room is just the right size.

This is cute.

Crafter's dream room.

This kitchen. The cabinets. And, the stairs go up to a library. I'm in heaven.

Retro Barbie dining room. Since she's downsizing, I wonder if any of the larger pieces, like that sideboard, will convey.

The guest half bath with pink sink.

The primary is so cute. You know, when the home is empty, the new owner could add other colors. Doesn't have to be all pink.

It's a small ranch, so it has a small 3pc. bath. That's the way they were built.

Bd. #2 is in pastels.

Wow, check out this closet.

Cut-out in the cellar door for a cat?

No creepy dark basement stairs here.

Organization. The owner designs and sells containers.

This is nice, but I would at least do the ceiling.

Patio.

Nice row of trees in the yard. .36 acre lot. NJ is expensive where I live, b/c it has a lot of NYC commuters, but I didn't that Hamilton was this expensive.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/835-Hughes-Dr-Hamilton-NJ-08690/38968120_zpid/

[hrtsdevils]

look at me, i feel homesick. | fall to me au

fall to me au | instagram edit

pairing(s): platonic hughes brothers x family friend!reader

a/n this au is interactive so pretty please feel free to send ideas and feedback!! title is based on right now by gracie, and give me ideas for a nickname for reader!! enjoy<3

october 14, 2023

yourusername

liked by jackhughes, lhughes_06, elblue6, and 728 others

yourusername a collection of things i severely miss!!! the boys:( and my moosey!!!! weenie and the lake house (look how silly that throwback is on slide 6 i giggle)

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[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

[bleedingcoffee42]

so many wips! need to hear about casablanca <3

I did too much research into Lewis Nixon I and have to use it. Nix comes homes to his parents divorced, Stanhope being Stanhope and most of his grandfathers estate sold off. The will still not anywhere near a probate court. He's staying at the Yale Club and struggling with how much has chanced. Dick isn't back yet. Kathy is now the ex-wife. He doesn't have his dog. He has drinking and a bit of nostaglia and a family who owned a house damned near everywhere. Except---not anymore. There are articles in the paper about Grandpa's estate, he needs something to get his mind out of a fog. Starts looking into it, I mean what else does a former intelligence officer do? Some habits are hard to break.

The scene is set: The house in Monmouth Beach. It always seemed a little sketchy to him that the 'hotel' next door burned down because the town had been after the owner to shut the illegal hotel down. Even taking it to the NJ Supreme court. Still, the Nell Grace Hotel remained open. The town, filled with men like Grandpa who had outrageously large and expensive homes, probably were not happy with the operation of the hotel next door. So, it always struck him as convenient that the place burned down. And that they used the water spicket on Grandpa's house to fight the fire, a house he wasn't going to be staying at because it was winter and was winterized, yet the hotel was occupied and water was frozen. He's known the men in this neighborhood all his life, he wouldn't put it past them to resort to arson.

Why does it matter if the neighbor lady's house is gone? Well, probably nothing except that the records on Grandpas house list Mary Nixon selling it to another rich widow. Mary using an address in Newark he's never heard of. Mary who has been busy selling off everything. He's a little suspicious that the will left everything to her, without a single thing to his grandkids or Joel. He thinks there could be another will hidden somewhere and his guess would be the house closest to the ocean, the old sailor was always in a better mood when he could breathe in salty ocean air.

The problem was the house was sold and sold again. And the great hurricane of 1944 had battered the shore, destroying roads and houses. When he drives by so many houses are gone and another era of Jersey history forgotten. However, he remembers good times sitting under that red and white striped awning on the porch listening to stories of the sea, stories of Grandpa going to school with the King of England, meeting the Czar, having Stanhope meet the Pope(Lew is convinced it was for an exorcism) and a slew of other insane stories that were packed into amazing life of his Grandpa. Someone he wished he could have come home and talked to about everything that haunts him.

It doesn't make sense he got nothing. That Blanche got nothing. And Joel, nothing? He adopted that kid, named him after his own father, and leaves him nothing but the Nixon name? None of them needed money, but there was a lot of sentimental value lost. And something feels wrong. So he buys the house, and comes up with a reason to piss off whatever neighbors are left so he can find out who exactly was behind the Hotel burning down.

So why not make it a bar? Maybe some illegal gambling thrown in to really twist the knife. He has just watched Casablanca with Blanche, and he drank enough to get through it that he started to blur the lines of what was on screen and any fantasies he had of Dick looking fabulous in a tux and him being some snarky investigator who clearly was more of a love interest than Ingrid Bergman. Hell, that movie was about those two guys ending up together, wasn't it? Screw the girl, let her leave with the text book husband and the dog and save the world, who needs her when you have a buddy who has a gambling and drinking problem and sharp whit? So he names it Dick's Cafe Americana and has the arch thing from Holland built over the sidewalk to the house. Puts up dick's picture. Uses the bar that's already there because grandpa was a fine gentleman. Has the piano tuned. Adds tables. Hell, the place looks like it was sold full furnished, so he starts looking for hiding spaces he remembers to see if there is a copy of the will somewhere.

And Dick finally comes home and is a dick about not calling. So Nix has to call him and ask why he doesn't want the job he offered him. Instead of meeting in New York, take the train to Monmouth Beach I have something to show you--

And Dick Winters thinks his friend has gone insane but he's glad he's not drunk. Owning a bar seems like a bad idea, owning a bar because you want to piss off an arsonist even worse. Dick's been locked up in his bedroom for a week so he's not really upset at the change of venue and Nix tells him he can go swim in the ocean if he wants. beach is next door. Nix plays the piano for him, As time goes by, and Dick is 100% gone and agreeing to all of it.

Dick takes the job at the factory, and spends weekends with Nix on his little project. It feels like good times, working together. It feels like purpose. The struggle to blend back in at home lessens when he's too busy being a host to Nix's neighborhood parties on the weekends. He gets to see a little of the old Nix, the Nix who he met at OCS come through as he works the crowds for information and gambles and drinks with the rich neighbors. And he is weak for Lew playing piano....

Maybe it just ends up being another Winnix and a gay bar fic.

[fromtenthousandfeet]

I don’t disagree with most of what you said in your last post, and for the most part blame Bang PD and Hybe for everything leading up to where we are now. The only thing I don’t really understand is that it’s been proven that MHJ was trying to make it so that they were more independent from Hybe and thus Hybe would not actually gain from New Jeans success. Ador/MHJ/NJ’s clearly were not on board for bringing in more for Hybe to ease BTS’s burden, so why give them that credit? From what I can tell, if they had it their way BTS would not benefit from them doing well at all. Criticize Hybe as much as you want, and I’ll be there nodding my head, but I can’t get on board with this narrative that excludes Hybe from being a big reason why new jeans is as successful as they are, or that mhj is more than just another self-obsessed millionaire. The disrespect towards BTS that’s been shown through this whole situation by both Hybe and MHJ really shouldn’t be ignored by anyone who has spent any amount of time or brain space supporting them, and I really hope if nothing else the PJMs that have been cheering this on because they rightly hate Hybe remember that Jimin is part of the group that has been disrespected. You don’t need to cape for any of these people, none of them deserve it.

Anon,

Thanks for your message and thanks for being respectful with your criticism of MHJ. As a woman, I've really struggled with the lazy ad-hominem attacks BTS fans have used against MHJ rather than focusing on actual potential wrong doing on her part. Enough with pedo this and shaman that.

Fundamentally, HYBE owns an 80% stake in Ador. Since Ador is not a publicly traded company, there is no mechanism for outside investors to buy stock/invest in the company. There is absolutely no way whatsoever for MHJ to remove Ador from underneath HYBE. And because HYBE owns 80% equity, they receive 80% of Ador's revenue. The only way MHJ/Ador could hurt HYBE would be to intentionally lose money, which they haven't done. What they have done is build a solid product and brand that continues to be noticed and lauded by the media (Forbes, Billboard, etc.), music critics, creatives, and of course, fans. Also, the ROI on NewJeans is really impressive (see my next post).

In terms of wanting to be independent from HYBE, I suspect Bang PD promised Min Hee Jin autonomy at her label. She probably assumed that she could use her creative vision to create her own group and likely didn't expect she would be plagiarized by other labels under the HYBE Labels umbrella. Complaining about your boss sabotaging your success seems pretty legit and normal to me. BTS fans are quick to say she's made these allegations up, but folks, we've already seen this exact playbook after Jimin's success. BigHit "borrowed" Jimin's visual concepts for Jungkook's Seven almost verbatim. But copying his clothes and photography style is nothing compared to the lengths they went to not only reproduce Jimin's #1 on the BB Hot 100, but also to surpass and devalue all of his accomplishments with that crappy song that wasn't even written in house. BigHit/HYBE damaged Jimin's artistry and his brand value. Sorry, but that's unforgiveable in my humble opinion.

I personally don't see how the conflict between MJH and BSH has hurt BTS. If anything, it's galvanized an increasingly fractured fandom around a common enemy. The conflict has benefited RM the most as the fandom sprung into action in order to "protect" BTS from the witch. Simply look at the lackluster response to Hobi's Neuron and Teahyung's Fri(end)s compared to the response to RM's new album and singles. The fandom has obviously been losing momentum the longer the boys are away and now they have a new reason to be reinvigorated.

In the end, I'm happy to agree to disagree. This blog isn't serious. My opinions are my own and of course I could be completely wrong. Also, I'm not ARMY, I'm just a casual fan who is fascinated by both BTS' international success and the devotion of their die-hard fandom. That said, I think Jimin has the potential to be hugely successful as a solo artist and I hope it happens. It's been a strange and sad journey to watch his own company sabotage him in order to protect Bang PD's ego and artificially inflate Scooter Braun's value to the company.

[tomorrowusa]

Postcards from Ukraine to members of Congress – a suggestion 💡 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 📮

It's clear that House Speaker Mike Johnson is acting on orders from Donald Trump to prevent a Senate bill which includes aid to Ukraine from getting a vote in the House of Representatives. Johnson is a craven careerist who would sell his mother into slavery to please Trump.

The Senate bill ("Emergency National Security Supplemental Appropriations Act") could still be taken up – and would almost certainly pass – if just a handful of Republicans from moderate districts decided to support a parliamentary procedure called a "discharge petition" in order to bypass Speaker Johnson.

There are 17 Republicans in the House of Representatives in 2022 who won in congressional districts where Joe Biden had beaten Donald Trump in 2020. These Republicans from moderate districts would be a good grouping to entreat to support the discharge petition. A number of them have already expressed support for Ukraine in the past. It's a matter of getting them to put conscience ahead of their fear of Trump.

Below is a list of addresses of the district offices of those 17 Republican Representatives. If you are in Ukraine, buy a postcard and clearly write a short message which tells how you love freedom and how Putin's illegal war has affected you. It can be in English or Ukrainian. Use a Ukrainian stamp for postage and mail it as soon as possible.

Individuals need pick just 1 of the 17. But schools, businesses, clubs, and military units with at least 17 people can arrange to send one to each of the listed Representatives.

Be polite but urgent. Perhaps remind them that Ronald Reagan understood the dangers of Russian imperialism.

Rep. David Schweikert 14500 N. Northsight Blvd., Suite 221 Scottsdale, AZ 85260 USA

Rep. Juan Ciscomani 1636 N. Swan Road, Suite 200 Tucson, AZ 85712 USA

Rep. John Duarte 90 S. First Street Turlock, CA 95380 USA

Rep. David Valadeo 2700 M Street, Suite 250B Bakersfield, CA 93301 USA

Rep. Mike Garcia 27200 Tourney Rd., Suite 300 Santa Clarita, CA 91355 USA

Rep. Young Kim 180 N. Riverview Dr., Suite 150 Anaheim, CA 92808 USA

Rep. Michelle Steel 10805 Holder St., Suite 225 Cypress, CA 90630 USA

Rep. Don Bacon 13906 Gold Circle, Suite 101 Omaha, NE 68144 USA

Rep. Tom Kean Hopatcong Borough Municipal Building 111 River Styx Road Hopatcong, NJ 07843 USA

Rep. Nick Lalota 515 Hauppauge Road, Suite 3B Hauppauge, NY 11788 USA

Rep. Anthony D'Esposito 229 7th Street, Suite 102 Garden City, NY 11530 USA

Rep. Mike Lawler 60 McAlpin Ave Mahopac, NY 10541 USA

Rep. Marc Molinaro 49 Court Street, Suite 210 Binghamton, NY 13901 USA

Rep. Brandon Williams 421 Broad Street, Suite 7 Utica, NY 13501 USA

Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer 621 High Street Oregon City, OR 97045 USA

Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick 1717 Langhorne Newtown Rd., Suite 225 Langhorne, PA 19047 USA

Rep. Jen Kiggans 283 Constitution Drive Virginia Beach, VA 23462 USA

FAQ

Why physical mail instead of email or phone calls? There's an enormous chance that your email would end up in a spam folder. Also, the Congressional email system tends to prioritize email originating from the districts of each individual House member. Phone calls from outside the US are likely to be filtered out. Unlike email or phone calls, a physical piece of mail has a real world presence. The recipient has to do something with it. You can't simply press DELETE to get rid of it.

Why postcards and not letters? For security reasons. It takes less time and effort to inspect a postcard than a letter or parcel. Your mail will arrive sooner.

Why use postage stamps instead of a postage meter? You want the recipient to know that you are REALLY from Ukraine. Using official Ukrainian stamps is a simple way to do that. When people see Україна or Ukraina on the stamp then they will know it originated in Free Ukraine. FYI: the letter Ї does not exist in Russian, recipients should look for this on the stamp. Also, your stamp automatically turns the postcard into a collector's item. It is more likely to be saved and to serve as a continuing reminder of your urgent request.

Why send the postcards to district offices instead of offices in Washington? Postcards from Ukraine will get more attention locally by local staff; if a sizable number arrive, it might even get mentioned in local media. In Washington, people tend to be more blasé about such things.

What is the proper form of address for House members? Rep. or Representative before the surname – no distinction based on gender.

FOR REFERENCE: Here are electoral stats for the districts. The column marked R margin indicates the size of each Representative's winning margin in 2022. Rep. Duarte, for example, beat his Democratic opponent by a very narrow 0.4%

[jerseymuppet]

whats up w ur muppets based religion

Dude. That’s such a loaded question I shouldn’t have put that in my bio. Okay so full disclosure this sounds insane BUT i have so many instances of things occurring like its not even coincidences at this point its something else. I believe people born in New Jersey have abilities. Nothing insane like telekinesis or whatever but like theres something going on there. Examples: my grandmother is really good at guessing things and is never wrong, weird coincidences happen to my mother literally almost everyday, i can say things and then they will happen, my brother who was NOT born in NJ and never has any weird shit happen to him is a loser.

Now, i know this sounds absolutely batshit balls to the wall insane BUT. Stay with me. Okay so last summer, after the eu leg of mcrs tour i agonized over whether or not i should buy a ticket and go (for reasons I’m not going to share lol) so i sat back and said okay! nj band! show me a sign! And lo and behold what i see the very next day

Now this is important to me for one specific reason: kermit specifically is like the modem for my weird abilities. I’ve had this one kermit plush for literally as long as i can remember and it’s been with me through everything and somehow it just became important. So obviously i see this and throw my hands up. Like wtf else was i supposed to do? So i messaged my bestie like ‘mcr 👀👀’ and she was offended i even had to ask.

Weeks pass, the show gets closer and closer, snail (my bestie) is starting to panic, because “what if something goes wrong? What if our tickets don’t work or we can’t get there for some reason or something etc” and I’m like babe. Chill. This is the New Jersey Gay Sex band. You are with Jersey Blood. Everything will go fine, believe in me. But snail is a fucking skeptical bitch so i distracted her by asking what her dream setlist was. i got hers and mine and made them into a playlist.

At the top of her list was house of wolves and at the top of mine was just something new that they hadn’t played yet. We go. They play house of wolves, and my ears ring from how loud snail screams next to me. and. and and and. We got the first smeagles of tour and the live debut of burn bright. Absolutely fucking insane.

but no where near as insane as looking up at the monitor and seeing frank and realizing what was on the amp behind him.

Fun fact: did you know he only brought that thing out on stage twice the whole tour? Anyway.

And then weeks after, my beautiful and true mutual Jack (now trickstump, then Scootbian) reaches out to me, because we went to the same show! And we both love the muppets! And we live very close to each other. What are the odds? Anyway yeah this is just one example of many, many, many. I’m aware I look insane don’t even worry about it.

[heliosbuysnj]

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