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sheās like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day š¬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie š«µš¼
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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Should I start posting suspiciously cheap real estate because I see people like ā$40k? For a house?ā in my notes and I want to show them the evils of $40k houses in rural America.
#houses you buy as a first time homeowner and can never live in because thereās actually black mold in all the walls#and you canāt sell it because itās only worth the land itās on and thatās worth $6k#because again. itās a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere.#moneypit houses attract low income buyers but cost more money than a $200k house in the long run
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Nightmare - Crown Prince of Durmous
Durmous - aka, the place the story is set in! - is the largest and most prosperous kingdom, famous for its robust economy, advanced infrastructure, and diplomacy. Itās a central hub for trade and intellectual pursuits, known for its universities and libraries, which attract scholars and diplomats from far and wide.
Customs & Culture: Durmous values peace and stability, with a strong emphasis on unity and legacy. Marriages are often arranged between nobles to keep alliances strong, but the kingdom is known for its tolerance and open-mindedness, particularly regarding individual freedoms. Durmous celebrates an annual festival in the spring, honouring life and renewal, which often includes public feasts, games, and the sharing of traditional songs and stories.
Religion: While the people of Durmous are free to practice any faith, the kingdom generally honours the Celestials, a pantheon representing wisdom, justice, and compassion. They believe the stars guide the fate of royalty, and itās common to consult astrologers on major decisions.
Royalty: Nym, Nightmareās mother and the ruling King, is wise and forward-thinking, renowned for her strength and diplomacy. She has a strategic mind and encourages intellectual and cultural growth. Nightmare, the eldest prince, has one sibling, Dream, who has a more emotional and idealistic temperament.
Architecture: Durmous boasts dark stone castles with high, spired turrets and elaborate gothic designs. The structures have pointed arches, intricate stained glass windows, and iron detailing. Buildings are arranged in an open, sweeping formation around the palace, giving a sense of controlled elegance rather than claustrophobic defence. Courtyards and gardens feature twisted, elegant iron benches and statues of mythical beasts.
Clothing: Durmous fashions lean toward heavy, rich fabrics like velvet, silk, and brocade in dark jewel tonesādeep purples, emeralds, and midnight blues. The wealthy favour sweeping cloaks and high-collared coats with elaborate embroidery and gems. They love long sleeves, tall boots, and rings with dark stones, reflecting a sense of mystery. Even in common clothing, Durmous citizens prefer dark tones, which plays well with darker dyes like indigo and crimson from locally grown grapes and fruits. This makes Dream, with his preference for bright yellows and blues, unusual.
Climate: The climate is temperate but misty, with frequent fog rolling in from the mountains, making mornings and evenings cool. The temperate climate makes it perfect for growing rich fruits like apples, blackberries, and grapes, which are the kingdomās main exports. Wines from Durmous are prized for their dark, full-bodied flavours, often enriched with spices traded from distant lands.
Diet: Durmousās diet focuses on fruits, cheeses, pastries, dark bread, and preserved meats, with a special fondness for wine and cider. Theyāre known for their vineyards and orchards, with wines and ciders aged to a rich, complex depth. Meals tend to be hearty but reservedāDurmous citizens are sophisticated in their preferences, enjoying quality over variety.
Fauna & Flora: The plants and herbs native to Durmous include hemlock, belladonna, elderberries, and sage. The landscape around the castle is dotted with thorny rose bushes, ivy, and climbing blackberries, which reflect the dark and enigmatic culture. Animals in the kingdom include ravens, foxes, and large black hounds. The people of Durmous also dye their fabrics in hues taken from these plants, giving their clothing an earthy, moody tone.
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Nightmare is seen as a cruel man. he is cold, dark, and drawn to all things macabre. More than one person has called him āevilā before, a creature borne of complete darkness and negativity. it was widely believed that as a child, he was swapped out for a changeling. Nightmare doesnāt know why people see him the way they do; he doesnāt realise anythingās wrong? heās just quiet, and prefers time to himself.
he enjoys reading a great deal, and spends most of his days in the library, reading books, playing the grand piano, writing, or tending to needle work. he is naturally very smart and book savvy, but less understanding of social circumstances.
He also seem to just KNOW things that people donāt, he KNOWS secrets youāve never told people, and he can and WILL hold them over your head if needs be. thereās no doubt he will be a GREAT leader.
Nightmare used to escape the castle grounds as a child to take a book and climb a tree, to read alone, undisturbed by his hand staff or his brother who wants to play.
Both Dream and Nightmare dislike their Mother, the King, but constantly vie for her attention.
#undertale au#undertale#rues aus#betrothal au#betrothal!au#lore drop#cus i just realised i didnt post them#tried to write this out like i was trying to sell you a house lmao#but the house is the whole kingdom - whcih you cant buy#nightmare sans#undertale au fanart#nightmare!sans#dreamtale#dreamtale sans#utmv#utmv au#utmv fanart#undertale aus#sans aus#undertale multiverse#sanscest#bad sans poly#bad sanses#bad sans gang
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Hello Aru, I have a non-WLB question Is Yoshi a Belgian Malinois? *You don't have to answer right away, I understand your inbox must be flooding rn
yeah he is! my little baby man
(him and our other dog koda, koda is a husky/shepherd mutt)
#answers#we got him for free cause they guy who was selling them couldnt find anyone to buy them#and he was sick of 10 giant puppies destroying his house#yoshi is so good though#he's so smart#his training is going so much easier than kodas#koda wont do shit#she's like 'fuck you' in dog form#she just doesnt care about people pleasing or treats#she knows everything but has no motivation#i understand you koda.#however.#you're a brat.#anyway yoshi cares what we think VERY much and it is making him so so easy to train and i love him
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Too much capitalism in Christmas and not enough in Halloween, companies need to start slapping little bats and pumpkins back onto their packaging asap
#halloween#there's already christmas stuff in the stores and i feel empty inside#no houses have halloween decor up this year it's wild how much interest in it is in decline#the tv isn't playing anything for halloween either like hello hello i saw a hallmark christmas movie playing last halloween illegal#no effort in trying to sell me their things at halloween anymore#like there's nothing going on for it pringles already has elves on their chip cans get them outta here!#let me buy spooky little trinkets i don't need! please please please come back bestie halloween#maybe it's just a here thing
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ive recently been so obbsessed with the au/concept/thought/idek of rapunzel running away from gothel, but NOT finding out who her parents are
like if eugene didnt go to the stabbingtons after the boat scene, imagine how different their lives would be, and i can just imagine raps getting her first haircut and her and eugene getting married and they live probably out in old corona and they just live like that yk? maybe going on roadtrips together and visiting different towns and kingdoms
and idk why but them just having a pretty normal life just as commoners of corona would be so cute idk whyšš
#and like eugene would go by eugene#and theyd buy a little house#and raps would sell her art#& take commissions#also them meeting varian that way#like theyre just strolling and they know about quirin obvi#but varian is out during a seasonal harvest and they all get alongš#also eugene & raps in commoner clothes#sobbing#PLS HELP IDK WHY I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH#BUT ITS SO CUTE TO ME#rapunzel#eugene fitzherbert#tangled#tts#au#hcs#new dream#they meet cass when they go in for a seasonal market in corona#and raps is selling some of her art#and they see cass on duty#and raps would probably wave & what not#and they always see her cuz cassie always has duty during markets#and they js kinda become friends slowly after that
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do you make enough money from selling prints in etsy to sustain your life? how are you able to afford this beautiful house and time to crochet and go on walks and all of that? iām not asking for nosiness but because iām trying to figure out what i would need to do in order to make my life financially sustainableā¦ is art an optionā¦ etc
short answer i mooch off my bf <333333333333333
#long answer part 1: i make enough off my etsy to afford my stuff (and i really don't buy much) and help out w th food bills where i can etc#i hvnt been able to do much of that OR save anything for the past couple months bc i hvnt been selling much BUT . things are beginning#to pick up again and i hve new stock to add when i get back from holidays :3#i have a smallish job lined up from my agent which is exciting! but hopefully i will make enough w her doing picture books etc to be able#to pay my keep / save more etc! i hve been anxious abt money this past months but thats just more so money for me to spend on small stuff :#i also dont drive so . i dont rlly hve many outwards expenses . im very lucky to have him hes very kind and lovely !!#if i wasnt w him and he didnt hve a house i would still b living w my mama which i did since i left uni!#long answer part 2: i always make time for goofing off during my work day. always!!!#part of the joys of being a freelancer! i can do what i want!!#i can share my routine in more detail if u guys want but i dont start work until abt 2pm-ish most days bc i dont rlly work well in the#mornings. when i hve more work that might change!! i have enough on to keep me busy but im not rlly hvin 2 manage my time u kno#im very very lucky to be in such a comfortable position :3 i hope one day u can be as comfy !!#oh also. i think once the agency work kicks in i will b fine financially ! and also u can absolutely make a living off etsy when its good#its very good for me ! i was very comfy financially around xmas last year i made a lot#u can do it u can do it !! art will always sell !!
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Here's how buddie roommate era can still win.
#911 spoilers#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#no theres so many ways#buck moves to el paso with them#they buy a fucking house specifically with room for buck#eddie sells the la house. they move BACK to la! are homeless crash with fucking buck#my personal favorite: buck in his little menty b phase buys Eddie's house in a desperate attempt to cling to any part of him#eddie and Chris move back to la#and move in with buck
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I am so unbelievably pissed off. FUCK HOAs
Oh, my trash/recycling bin can't be visible except on pickup day? Ok whatever fine I hate you but I can deal with this
Weekly inspections?????? FU FU FU FU FU
SECOND NOTICE ALSO WE'RE CHARGING YOU MONEY TO SEND YOU CERTIFIED MAIL OF THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TOTALLY SECOND NOTICE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY A VIOLATION cue me: checks notes. Hmm. My recycling bin was. on the curb. on recycling pickup day. You know. The day it has to be out. The day it is motherfucking ALLOWED TO BE FUCKING OUT AND VISIBLE.
so. 1) not a violation
I have sent them the trash AND recycling pickup schedules, which are DIFFERENT, btw
I have disputed the fact of the violation
I have disputed the linking of this "violation" to a previous violation MONTHS AGO--their "first notice" in this case was a "Courtesy Notice" LITERALLY 5 MONTHS AGO and they've done so many inspections since then and my bin CLEARLY WASN'T OUT IN THOSE INTERVENING MONTHS so WTMFH
So I am posting like a crazy person here instead of sending the absolutely deranged email I almost sent (I did send a slightly less deranged version with the disputes, and requesting a hearing)
OMG. It has been. Less than one hour since I learned this fun fun news. My bin was out YESTERDAY, y'all. YESTERDAY. I am going to blow a gasket
#it's a relatively privileged problem to have (omg i have a home truly i am grateful) but it's still a goddamned problem and i'm allowed#to fucking complain about it#in case it needs to be said#*rolling my eyes*#i advocate for free/actually affordable housing for everyone who needs it because we ALL deserve a safe secure stable home#whatever type of home that may be#it is absolutely goddamned ridiculous that megacorps can buy all the housing#rent it out at extortionate rates and evict people willy nilly#and we're talking about a āhousing crisisā and not a āSTOP LETTING CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HOARD ALL THE HOUSINGā crisis#goddamn.#ha elect me president (ahaha don't do this i am not a good public speaker) and I'll push congress to pass some really neat legislation#hey be more direct: elect me to congress (ahaha don't do this) and i'll WRITE some goddamn nifty legislation and yell about it as long and#as loud as i can until people start to just fucking say yes to make me shut the fuck up#(i know that's not how it works. again. don't actually elect me to a government position)#exemplia gratis:#No individual person shall own more than 6 homes UNLESS they pay a Housing Market Shrinkage Fee for removing viable housing from the market#why 6 and not 2? 2 is a lot! it's excessive! but having A vacation home shouldn't be a crime. Having 5 vacation homes is ridiculous and#awful and whatever but it's not likely to be the source of all our greatest āhousing shortageā problems. no. I'm aiming for the absolutely#monstrously greedy and egregious motherfuckers who---ok#hang on. how many homes does the average min and max homeowner own? I would like to see data on that. but anyway#the next part of the legislation:#Homes owned >6 shall be charged X% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee UNLESS they are rented for affordable (15% or less than renter net income)#housing and are actively occupied by said renters. Rented out and charging more than 15% of renter's net? still gotta pay up.#EMPTY housing >6 shall be subject to an additional Y% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee (tax? should I call it a tax?) which increases with ever#month that the housing goes unoccupied. no one living in it? sell it rent it or pay the fuck up. and still pay the fuck up if you rent it#for way too goddamn much money#but like. less. we only REALLY hate you if you sit on empty houses that you don't even let anyone use#ok that's individuals. now onto BUSINESSES#ok so immediately it gets a little complicated cuz like presumably there's rental management businesses that don't own the rental propertie#that they manage BUT there are also companies that just outright own a shitfuckton of housing and THIS is the truly egregious monstrous sid
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conclusion: skydancers are quite fun to draw
#digital art#dragon#flight rising#fr skydancer#featuring my dear Hawthorn. I bought her off the auction house. Some of the fodders people sell for cheap are far too pretty#so i buy them :3
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sami....sami, my friend. i need more takeru content. i need to see this twink obliterated i beg you, i will pay
you wouldn't be the first to pay me to see takeru getting sucked silly style... something about that twink is so powerful
#this is my long term plan#ppl see my iken art n get interested n play samrem>it sells 2 billion copies n gets an anime w the same staff as the game op>i die instantly#also along the way i become rich off selling doujinshi and buy my cats a house
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I need to get a cat NOW
#trying to get my dad to buy one#like i could technically buy one myself but i dont really wanna pay for it and talking to like someone selling it sounds stressful#also i live in my dads house. so probably shouldnt just show up one day with a cat
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just remembered watchmen
#ohhhh OHHHHHHHHHH#i was so insane abt that comic#when i moved i left the book behind at my grandma's house... i wonder if it's even stored away. probably got thrown out š#no biggie i shall buy it again i loved that big book so much i used to bring it to school and re-read it a lot#i liked that it was self contained#how old was i. like. 13. 14 at most. why did they sell that comic to me LMFAO#oooooooo i was obsessed with rorschach too he was my favorite.#i don't think i mention this enough but i had a dc comics phase when i was 12-15 then i gave up it's so hard to keep up or make sense#of the multiple runs and stuff. it is a lot!!! hats off to my beautiful comic mutuals š#i used to own a lot of old physical comics. mostly green lantern#lol. lmao. god there are so many things i left behind#i had the first volume of transformers mtmte which is out of print and costs a lot nowadays#that one stings the most WHY DID I LEAVE IT... <- i couldn't bring everything with me ššš
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i keep turning it around in my head but there rly is no way magpie leaves the crows entirely. she simply wouldnāt. viago is in there. which means i guess in order for her to have a truly happy ending the crows just have to start sucking a little less?
#i do think the crows are probably likeā¦ā¦ marginally better than the crows zevran described two decades ago#but idk that i buy the sanitized version of the crows veilguard tries to sell us#maybe in some houses things are better than others?#maybe since coming into power teia and viago have made things Less Heinous for their fledglings?#i do think that makes some strategic sense for viago. seeing as heās Least Likeable Guy In Antiva and insane.#like if he could buy loyalty from the new crows who recognize Heās the one who provided them a little relief when they were training#well that could get him somewhere.#Would he do that? questionable at best. iām still on my viago understander journey#also consider in general though: none of my dragon age characters get Truly Happy endings.#only happy enough. so like if magpie is fucked well thatās her problem.#ę¼«čØ
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