#but you get the jist :)

[transingthoseformers]

Skywarp: "Tarantulas your wife is here"

Tarantulas:"call the police I don't have a wife"

Prowl: "your ex-wife is here"

Tarantulas:"I'll call the police"

[lunarw0rks]

oh you KNOW I'm any roommate situation you are the only one who cleans. especially if you are a late addition to the living situation. you move in and clean the bathroom for the first time since the 141 has moved in and they're all BLOWN AWAY.

i mean, realistically, they’d all be very clean (military regulations and it’s just in their blood at that point—plus they’re rarely home)

BUT. we need to remember. they are men, they are GROSS!!!! sure, they know how to clean up crumbs or wipe down a surface. BUT THEY DONT DUST FOR SHIT. THEY WONT SCRUB THE BASEBOARDS. PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS. AND THE LINEN CLOSET IS ALWAYS EMPTY. YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER AND ITS JUST A HANDTOWEL.

I WOULD KILL THEM WITHIN TWO WEEKS

[marchsfreakshow]

I would say what I want to say about my brother.

But I don't like death threats.

[gayhoediaz]

i couldn’t get this idea out of my head here it is

[marsh33mellow]

Trying to make a full body colored image of Boots atm, decided I wanted to try and replicate it in the artstyle of MW, and I uh..realized a few things that I usually do that I cannot do with that.

•Thicker lineart

•Squishy lineart

•Drawing thicker parts at the ends of mouths

Curse you MW artstyle, you will be the death me...

[shadypoliticianfromplanetvulcan]

Mary loses a loved one -> makes a deal

John loses a loved one -> goes mad

Dean loses a loved one -> makes a deal

Sam loses a loved one -> goes mad

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Found the book my mom used to read to us <3

[thatcharmingjerk]

I should have children

They would tell me why the fuck is spotify and how it's used and stuff like that

[weirdandwonderfulace]

i like to imagine their dynamic a little less like a fatherly figure and a lot more lile lilo and nani (in lilo and stitch) because that man does not know what he is doing??? as an older sibling, even if you know what a parent would do in certain situations (which is unlikely anyways) you automatically have a different dynamic with a child and that is gonna impact how it works???

This is not meant to be a dig more just an observation at why opinions differ, but I feel like the people who view Dick as being a fatherly figure to Damian/them having a Parent-Child dynamic vs a Older Sibling-Little Sibling dynamic don’t know what it’s like to have siblings that are waaaaaaaay older than you in a big family! They may take on a more guardian role but it’s still a different dynamic idk

[akireu-13]

of all the characters that would be canonised as allosexual, i wasnt expecting fuckin L

[heartorbit]

revstar emu save me

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

"it was never about destiel" were you here in 2012-15? it was always about destiel. there were teenagers in the early 2010s praying to every god and the universe that those old men would kiss on their screen. they were gaslit for over a decade about destiel. and now those teenagers are vindicated 20-something college graduates... hundreds of them. maybe even thousands. it was always about destiel

[pademelonluck]

i saw a joke a while ago, and it might of been on pinterest. this is basically how it went.

kaz is having a leisurely conversation with his son.

"dad, why is my sister called rose?"

"because your mother loved roses."

"oh, thanks dad."

"no problem, kruge."

Kaz Brekker-

Kruge is my father

Kruge is a god

Kruge is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

Kruge’s a relaxing thought

[turtle-power-art-edition]

(°_°)

[your-mums-nuts]

[hailthegodsong]

It’s nearly that time of year, Americans!

Don’t be an ass,

VOTE!!!