#but you can probably guess

[a-map-of-gays]

The thing they don't tell you about sleeping with teddies the size of a human being is that you will pretend they are The Character

[strawberryblondebutch]

Oh! Look who’s touring with bands I like again! Those annoying motherfuckers in [REDACTED]

[lillybearrie]

Someone pointing out that your shitty TV show is a shitty TV show is honestly so annoying yes I know those tears look really fake to you so does the excessive blood and some of the deaths and just about everything else here because it's all fake and it's all just some crappy TV show ya look past it and you get upset because the character is crying period and that speaks volumes for him so yes I'm crying because I'm emotionally invested in this sad little man and his motivations I am past the point of no return and at this point nothing in this series makes any sense anymore we've gone completely bonkers I'm talking off the rails bingo-bongo nuts you want your dose of reality? To bad! And that's why we love it it's crappy television that went on for entirely to long no one claimed it was good I love it because it's shitty it's part of the charm to be able to sit back in the middle of a scene your watching and go "dude wtf am I watching heh?" One moment and be begging a character to get up devastated that they're dead because it's one of the characters you don't have spoilers for yet and you don't actually know if their gonna die or if it's a fake out or something in between, in the wise words of a mad man "none of this makes any sense that's the beauty of it"

[bunniescribbles]

okay I have yellow and blue, so what characters should I put in, I won’t say what it’s for, but I will be trying to put in as many characters as possible, so please give me ideas

[elizabethan-memes]

Every time I think to myself "history twitter isn't too bad" I have to remind myself that I have muted most of the history twitter accounts that are recommended to me. And of the people I DO follow... most of them started on history tumblr so they don't really count as history twitter.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Okay. I’m going away again; bye!

[rosaluxembae]

Barristan says Drink has a pretty face, which is just as strong """evidence""" as people say makes other characters gay. Straight people comment on each other's appearance all the time.

[howlingblaster]

speaking of ides of march, i think the ending to The Twilight Zone "Nightmare at 30,000 Feet" 2019 should happen to Elon Musk today

[unsolicitedadvicecatlady]

Shower thoughts:

Perception does not define objective reality, only the perceiver's experience of it.

Intellectual consistency demands exclusivity in truth.

This Universe is finite and irreducibly complex. It has a beginning. Since it has a beginning, it must have a cause, and it must be an uncaused cause, otherwise there would an infinite regress and that is absurdly illogical and a dishonest rationalization.

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[marlynnofmany]

I love it, honestly. We're all peers and equals, talking about fun things, then one person reminisces about how PowerWheels were invented tragically right after they were too big to ride them, and another person brags about getting to make TikToks for a high school book report, and it's like a jumpscare with people's ages. Never change, Tumblr.

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

[wuntrum]

not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

[frickityfrackityfuckingshit]

I think I’m a wild spirit trapped within my human body. I have no powers, no domain, but I am larger than this form and just want to escape. I’m trapped within it. Is this punishment? What could I do to deserve this?

The offerings to my temple bore me, but I consume them anyway (I need it to stay alive).

It carries me around and moves at my command but I’m still trapped. So trapped. I feel like I’m suffocating (the skin is too tight).

Words come out forcefully, it tires my spirit I need to rest. (I breathe out instead of making a sound)

Sometimes I’ll lie down and close my eyes and the world will spin around me and I’ll feel so close to what I miss but then I fall asleep and wake up and still be held captive within this temple of mine and I look after it because what else am I meant to do?

[thetoyboxs]

Spell Tattoos, Tattoos for Spells. Wouldn't it be cool if this was the way Hyrule had to recieve and then immediately use his spells? Just get a sick Tattoo!