#but yk me lmao

[jewish-microwave-laser]

this is not true btw! it's stolen from a satirical article published in 2019 by the new yorker

the original article:

some fact check articles:

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[blossoms-phan]

i am so fond of them and their silly little drinks 🥹

[moment-live]

In the dark you will not stray

[teddybeartoji]

been thinking a lot abt fwb!gojo today.... this is his first time ever doing this kind of a thing btw. i do not think he sleeps around AT ALL. but with you, he just... you start off as very good friends but then it keeps escalating – you start sitting closer and closer, your thighs always touching as you lounge on the couch. his hands seem to always find your waist in public, your seem to be in his hair more and more. and the thing is... satoru isn't all that good at deciphering his own feelings. he isn't entirely sure what this is; the butterflies in his stomach whenever you laugh at his jokes, the warmth that spreads under his skin whenever he sees you bend over. it's weird. he doesn't know what to do.

so, when one night you inch closer with your hand on his thigh, he lets you. he welcomes you with open arms. you ask whether it's okay or not and he lets out a shaky yes, his cheeks burning with something new, his eyes low and heavy as he stares at your lips. you feel so good on top of him, your body flushes to his and he thinks about how perfect this is. how much he likes it. the night is like a wet dream for him, something he's always dreamed off but when you leave the bed and hop into the shower without giving him a kiss, he doesn't even know what the weight on his heart means. where it comes from. he doesn't ponder over it for too long though as you step outside the bathroom in a shirt way too big, his shirt. he watches you get dressed and hums when you joke about his bed hair. he thinks you look gorgeous. he doesn't ask for you to stay – if this is what you want, to leave without the desire to continue your adventures from the last night, then so be it. satoru wants you to be happy. you tell him it was good and that you'd like to, perhaps, do it again and he can taste you on his tongue when he says that he feels the same. satoru will take every crumb you'll give him with a smile on his face. he won't complain and he won't ask for more, not yet at least. for now, he'll be completely and utterly at your mercy, a lapdog for you to play with whenever you so desire to do. a selfless kind of love.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

charles doddles

below the cut is notes for myself on how i draw him cause im SICK of being inconsistent !!!!!!!

[libbys-braincell-loss]

I'M NORMAL I'M NORMAL I'M NORMAL I'M NOR

[starheirxero]

I love you Eclipses with multiple arms. I love you Eclipses that can retract or add more at will. I love you Eclipses who stole their extra arms from other people. I love you Eclipses who were made with multiple arms to wrangle more kids. I love you Eclipses who have multiple arms because they aren't entirely animatronic.

I love you Eclipses with multiple voices. I love you Eclipses who stitch together clips of other people speaking to communicate. I love you Eclipses who speak with a layer of heavy static. I love you Eclipses who speak only in video game sound effects. I love you Eclipses who don't speak at all.

I love you Eclipses with a red/black/orange color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a yellow and blue color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a purple color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a black and white color scheme. I love you Eclipses with a glitchy handful of colors.

I love you Eclipses who hate Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who love Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who have a messy relationship with Sun and Moon. I love you Eclipses who are Sun and Moon.

I love you Eclipses who bite and snarl. I love you Eclipses who are cold and calculating. I love you Eclipses who are scared and anxious. I love you Eclipses who are silly and whimsical. I love you Eclipses who are ominous and unsettling.

I love you Eclipses who sink their claws into everything out of a fear it will leave. I love you Eclipses who believe they've never done anything wrong. I love you Eclipses who actually have never done anything wrong. I love you Eclipses who were made to fail. I love you Eclipses who deserved better.

I love you Eclipses <3

[multi-lefaiye]

feel like i've seen a poll like this before but. i'm curious.

[tharett]

SURPRISE, DSMP EMERALD DUO‼️‼️

Honestly I sped ran this little comic because the song was a good inspiration and I kept listening to it on repeat cUS IT'S JUST THAT GOOD 🗣‼️ it's also a shame that I can't plug the song to a post(like on Insta), but Impacto by Enjambre ("no me mires con esos ojos (don't look at me with those eyes)") is the song lyrics I used for the comic 😸

I had so much fun doing this hehehe (hope you guys also like this as much as I do :D)

Context of the comic kinda: it's that time where Techno is captured and is getting executed (and Phil is under house arrest), I forgot the event name lmao x,dx,d

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[Esp]

SORPRESA, EMERALD DUO DE DSMP‼️‼️

La neta me apresure al hacer este pequeño cómic porque la canción fue una buena inspiración y seguí escuchándola una y otra vez poRQUE ES ASÍ DE BUENISIMO 🗣‼️ también es una pena que no puedo añadir la canción en este blog (como en el insta), pero Impacto de Enjambre ( "no me mires con esos ojos") es la letra de la canción que usé para el cómic 😸

Me divertí mucho haciendo esto jejeje (espero que les guste este mini comic tanto como a mí :D)

Contexto del cómic (más o menos): es esa vez que capturaron a Techno para ejecutarlo (y Phil está bajo arresto domiciliario), me olvide el nombre del evento JAJAJA x,dx,d

[smallidarityfan]

humbling requesting gay panic joel propaganda long live smallidarity,, 💥💥💥💥

THANK YOU LIAU!!!!!! Waaayy overdue on this, unfortunately I'm still healing from art block 😭😭 ive been thinking about that prompt all this while tho...

vvv extra doodles vvv

[opera-ghost]

[kurishiri]

Jude spoke Queen’s English for a fan

꒰ ִ ֺ ⊹ @ notice ⊹ ֺ ִ ꒱ this translation may not be 100% accurate or contain creative liberties due to characterization purposes. if you enjoy, please consider reblogging, but please don’t repost these or claim these as your own!

Jude: So yer sayin’ ya like Queen’s English so much ya can’t take the way I normally talk? Ha, whatcha gettin’ all panicked over, ya mug. Then, before you push your desires onto others, perhaps you may consider thinking before making such a remark. There ya go, yer oh-so-beloved Queen’s English. Go on n’ weep with joy.

original tweet🕊️ ┊ ko-fi☕️ ┊ comms🤍

[octaviusing]

Taking your Husband home to your dimension is Similar to taking your cat to the vet

[flovoid]

[teddybeartoji]

i talk abt biting toji all the time but i think that after some time he'd pick up the silly little habit of yours without even realizing it... like you're laying in bed with him, laughing at a stupid cat video or smth and he just kinda chomps down on your shoulder. it obviously doesn't hurt but it just catches you so off guard bc he doesn't... do that? he's never done that before????? so you kinda freeze up for a second before slowly turning to him and the second your eyes meet his, he's pulling away and plopping back down onto the bed as if nothing happened. there are teethmarks in your skin and you feel.. proud? happy, that he's getting so comfortable with you that he can fuck around just like you do. oh, and he's definitely a little red in the face when you finally actually look at him lmao he's trying to convince you to pay attention to your phone again because his heart is beating a little too fast right now and he needs you to not look at him for like an hour.