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for Valen + Gideon 💋 + 🎮, also 👋
Ideal date: valen loves a romantic picnic with activities, you can never go wrong with a sunset, some wine and card games 😌 gideon is a pilot so spontaneous day trips and exploring a new city is 10/10 plus it’s a free flight! fjskakhjs
Favorite hobby: valen has always been into music as a child he played violin and later joined as part of an orchestra he also sings, plays and really enjoys making music, gideon has 700 hobbies lol mostly he’s just out on his bike 🏍️. Their favorite shared hobby is tennis and judging ppl at the country club loll
Siblings: gideon is an only child but valen has a brother and he’s hot lmaoo this is his fc, I don’t know his name 😂
[Oc headcanons: Picture Edition!]
#thank you for the ask!!#🥺#this was a lot of fun and I love talking about them 🙏#valen is out there being music prodigy and his man collecting every vehicle license possible FJDKSJSK#his garage is like: 2 cars motorcycle a small plane#wouldn’t be surprised if he started driving a semi or something djskajdlk#also idk but tennis runs in this family apparently#valen’s nephews are tennis champions that compete nationally and stuff so that’s great#sometimes I forgot y’all don’t know how rich these ppl are#sometimes I don’t even know 😂#but yeah they’re Rich#love trust funds and generational wealth#ocs#my ocs#ask#valen x gideon
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine.
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.
“You’re not Constantine.” .
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck#They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral#Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol#Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions#Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating#Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine#He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich#Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em#Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go#Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style#”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao#danny fenton#john constantine
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Ivan and till rkgk on new sketchbook for new year 😋😋😋
Also my alien stage ocs jaesoo and hak
#alien stage#에이스테#alnst#alnst till#alnst ivan#ivantill#ivantill but platonic besties idk they’re doomed yaoi anyway..#jaesoo is transmasc yeah….#jaesoo has a rich patron who faked his death to put him in their private exhibit (human zoo core)#hak was left behind and… 😬😬#shes very dead#anyway I love mizi and hyuna they’re so siblings
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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First day of Pride and I just want to shine a light on all the trans people who are unable to transition, especially those who aren’t fresh faced university grads. Those who don’t live in a supportive or even just accepting home or community. Those who aren’t well off, those who aren’t good at or popular enough to crowd fund. Those who can’t afford transitioning. Those who can’t even transition socially or need to stay in the closet for your safety. Those who rely on benefits or unforgiving jobs to just pay the bills. Having to hear day in and day out you’re just GNC, that your pre-transition body is “ugly” and the ways you can express your gender are “cringe.” Every trans person who’s been told they aren’t “trying hard enough”. Those trans people who won’t even get to imagine transitioning for years.
I see you. I love you. You’re so undervalued and under appreciated in a world where being a white, well off 20 year old on HRT and getting surgery is more common to see than people who work full time and just don’t have that privilege. It sucks, so much. But you are loved and you are seen.
Happy Pride Month to trans people who aren’t where they want to be. The world is better with you in it. We all need each other.
#nobody seems to give a fuck about trans people who haven’t ‘started’ (fuck that word btw) before they turn 20 honestly#like we just don’t exist to you#so if no one is going to tell other trans people who are ‘too old’ that they’re loved and important and deserving of support#fuck it I will#all the trans visibility goes to people who meet the right criteria who fit society’s idea of Trans#fuck that. y’all are wonderful and handsome and beautiful#and if you never get to transition YOURE STILL TRANS AND YOU STILL DESERVE JOY#I don’t fuck with queer groups anymore coz they cannot be normal#you ostracise your most vulnerable#because fuck poc poor disabled ‘old’ trans people amirite#iswtg the trans community here is so weird about age too#you’re 30 and still have your legal name and long hair and visible breasts and a high voice? faker obviously. don’t want it hard enough.#THIRTY?!?#yeah get fucked#sorry for being so pissed but seriously#grow up if you think all trans people have their shit sorted by 24 and are living comfortably as themselves#pull your head out of your ass and go TALK to trans people other than your rich circle of teens at your GSA#I’ve not been terribly positive on this positivity post#pride month#transgender#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#every single one of you is braver than any us marine and I FUCKING MEAN THAT#we all stick through this together#trans awareness
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I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…
#two worst Gansey takes are thinking he’s boring or that he’s not funny. Mr. so repressed his friends have different names for the different#versions of him… Mr. constantly reliving his own death Mr. has never made a friend he wasn’t psychosexually obsessed with and who wasn’t#psychosexually obsessed with him back. And he thinks all of these relationships are Normal… his favorite pizza topping is literally avocado#he’s in love with a dead welsh king who is the center point he redirects all his emotions toward… there are more freakish things he does I#know but they’re hard to articulate because he’s just. Yeah.#richard gansey#trc#gansey#s speaks#his name is literally Gansey. let’s just start there.#I may love him as a character but I can see why you wouldn’t especially like. Had I been introduced to him when I was older and not as an#11 year old girl I think this pretentious rich white boy could have been a harder sell for me in a few ways (I think I still would have#enjoyed more about him than I didn’t but my feelings would be a bit different) but still. Out of All the ya paranormal love interests#Gansey?? boring or unfunny?? Gansey???#Edit; sorry he’s had one friend he isn’t into and it was the old British professor he lived in Iceland with for a year and then ghosted
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also, thinking about anita and cassie right now. i think there should be a point after cissie and cassie have freshly started dating where cassie’s like “huh. anita’s kinda acting weird. i wonder why— oh duh! her and cissie had a thing! man, it’s probably so weird to hear me talk about us dating so often. i should make sure she knows i care about her feelings!” meanwhile anita’s internal monologue is just “GOD i wanna be a superhero again.”
cassie goes to talk to her and assure her and anita’s like “oh she’s gonna ask me to join the team? team? me? join team?” and when cassie’s doesn’t (<- still oblivious) she just :/
#eventually she does and all is well. welcome to my inner rich world of ya justice#get it. young adult justice. like the genre. and. and they’re adults now. but it’s just us (i’m boo’d off stage)#cassie sandsmark#anita fite#anitacassie#<- yes. yeah.#what’s bro yappin about#dc
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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Don’t let him fool you, she has the worst case of senioritis you’ve ever seen.
#I like to think Jeremy has pretty crooked teeth so he smiles with his mouth shut out of habit and it’s so goofy looking#he’s literally X]#she/they/he Jeremy is very canon to me#adding another freak to the senior year designs#if the world was kinder I would be gifted a groundbreaking plot to write them into#but for now I’m just pointing at them and going ‘yeah this guy is failing highschool BAD.’#and making them work retail#(true fact about me btw I have a post-canon fic sitting in my notes about Rich and Jeremy literally just being coworkers)#(not even in a fun way either)#if you ever need someone to write an extremely mundane plot based on the least normal source material ever I’m your guy.#call them retail workers the way they’re working retail#be more chill#bmc#jeremy heere#bmc jeremy#bmc musical#be more chill musical#undescribed#my art
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guys I’m so sorry I know this is anti simblr but I’m having so much fun playing the game without constantly taking pictures and posting…… 😭
#I’m playing with my sim I posted not too long ago toni petra#she started off as rags to riches and we’re still in the rags stage…..#but she ate some mermadic kelp and is now a mermaid!!!#since we’re so broke I had her join the conservationist career#oh yeah and she lives in sulani!!!#she has a hot girlfriend named Logan who just asked toni to marry her OMG 😂😂#they’ve only been dating for like 3 sim days#I have been taking pictures here and they but just v casual and not in a storytelling way#so maybe I will post them but idk they’re kinda bad bc I’m not trying
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like i’m seeing criticisms that say the menu’s entire thesis is just “rich people bad” which to me is just not true….each table has a specific failing that goes beyond just being rich, that explains how their wealth has influenced their behavior. tyler entrenches himself in food culture and tells erin repeatedly that she doesn’t get it, but he can’t make a single dish himself because his supposed love of food is entirely upheld by other people making it for him. the food critic sees herself as the patron saint of chef slowik’s restaurant because she gave him a good review years back, but she also destroyed other chefs livelihood for the sake of content. she wants credit for the good, but removes herself from blame for the bad. the business guys think that their connection to their boss, who they think is owed credit for keeping the restaurant open while also providing his inexperienced input, makes them above everyone else. the married couple has spent $1500 11 times to eat there, but they can’t name a single dish they’ve eaten. and yes these distinctions are made by class, but they’re specific and the each make a certain point about the way art is removed from the context of its creator (tyler) or torn apart for content (the critic) or used to promote a soulless business venture (business dudes) or consumed only for appearance (the married couple) and to me that’s so much more than “rich people bad”
#the menu spoilers#and while yeah the student loans joke Did fall into that very simplistic rich people are bad because they’re rich idea#it was one joke among several very well thought out plot points#and i can already tell that one joke is gonna overshadow so much of the movie 😭#BUT IT WAS FUNNY
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Beyoncé Jay Z are just the Clintons for popheads
#yeah they’re rich and powerful but he cheated on her a bunch and have deranged conspiracy theories about them#I think they have a strong business relationship and end the night with a firm handshake whenever something important happens
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I strongly agree that there are world events that deserve much more news coverage and resources than the Titan because frankly it should’ve been immediately assumed they were dead when sonar couldn’t find them and communication was lost.
However, I don’t necessarily think it’s fair to compare the EU coast guard and the US and Canada's various first response teams that responded to the Titan. Because they’re separate entities.
Do I think people should care more about the refugee ship that capsized due to alleged incompetence of the coast guard? Yes. I do. And I hope more survivors can be found because that was a genuine tragedy.
Do I think that it should be getting the same kind of attention as the Titan? Not really. Because people are just memeing on the Titan, and the average tumblr user has around $0.20 to their name and maybe 400 followers so this isn’t a very good platform for getting meaningful help for those affected by that situation.
This isn’t even a “you can care about two things at once” situation, because again with the Titan you should be very amused by 4/5 of those deaths whereas there’s nothing funny about what happened to that fishing ship. These are very different niches in cultural awareness and your ire should be towards media companies over random people on social media.
#Idk it just feels like getting mad at someone for posting spongebob memes instead of signal boosting that a genocide is occurring#like sure if someone genuinely thinks the Titan is more tragic just because it’s rich white people then yeah#please do clown away#but it’s just a bit weird to act like people don’t have compassion for the migrants who died just because they’re mocking rich folk for dyi#guy who intentionally removed any and all safety features getting crushed into paste instantly by his own hubris#is objectively funny and I will continue laughing at Stockton rush until I die#especially since he talked up how safe it was and then named it after the titanic only for it to share the same fate#perfect set up and punchline#genuine R.I.P. to the innocent guy on board but the others were absolute morons to do it to begin with#The contract you had to allegedly sign to go on the trip? Absurd#it wouldn’t have been a good view even if successful#and it was disrespectful to make a mass grave into a tourist attraction#so I’ll toast to the death of Stockton rush and his idiotic name forever
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#AUGH I choose one day damn#anyway I was gonna make it poc/white but then I realised oh yeah that’s dumb lol#anyway I’ve made clarification for what poor and middle class means bcs a lot of frankly rich Indians esp online believe they’re poor so
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not to be overdramatic but in my willow centric human au the emerald entrails are a band
#willow park#and no hunter isn’t a singer#i’m deciding between gus and skara#but vineys on drums#and willow plays bass#hunter either does keyboard or guitar#i feel like he’d know the guitar#he just has a secret one that he plays when he can#rich kid things#yeah i have a secret guitar that i play when my uncle isn’t home#and it’s like ok can you play this electric one#they’re a rock band#i feel like every band fic has them play like pop and mainstream songs#but my children would never#not in this universe#toh#hunter toh#the owl house#and they look like that one huntlow i drew with the dyed hair#later on
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if my cousin worked on the set of 911 and they told me stuff about the bts knowing i was a fan, i’d sure feel like i wanted to share.
sadly almost all of mine are 20+ years older and work in boring stuff like finance and business 😩
#i mean yeah they’re rich but what does all that matter when it comes to my favourite show#nothing 😔
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