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chemical-killjoy · 1 year ago

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Hai!

Can you do Roommates AU with Gerard and Female!Reader?

OK so this is suuuuuper fluffy and kind of got away from me... anyway, let me know if you want a more *intimate* and fluffy part 2

Pancake Prince

“Uuuuuugh,” you grumbled, leaving the safety of your bedroom and flopping face down on the lounge in the living room to your apartment. It was a hot night, and you were in your favourite pyjama shorts and singlet, but that was the great thing about sharing an apartment with your bestie: you could do what you want, wear what you want... Even if it was pyjamas at 4 in the afternoon.

Gerard laughed, pausing the TV.

“What's up, sugar? Rough night?” Gerard asked with a smirk.

“Nugh-uh,” you agreed into the fabric of the seat. You sat up.

“I remember it all,” you said, in a dramatic voice, sweeping your arms out wide. “Actually, come to think of it, I can't remember past Daisy dropping me off outside our building.”

Gerard laughed. “Yeah, figures. Care for a refresher?”

“Do I really wanna know?”

“Good question,” Gerard said with a devilish smirk. “Let's see. You called me, forgot we were on the phone, complained about not being able to find a way inside our own fuckin' house, and then I had to hauled you inside after you passed out.” Gerard left off the part about helping you change into your pyjamas, tucking you in, and making sure you were OK until he fell asleep himself. He didn't want to creep you out or anything.

“Of course I did.” You said, face-palming. “Well, thank you, my hero.”

“Prince.” Gerard replied seriously, without missing a beat.

“What?”

“I prefer prince, actually.”

“Wha- Why? What are you the prince of Gee?” You indulged him, cackling at the unexpected joke.

“Pancakes,” He replied, face and tone serious, humour displayed only in his eyes.

“And why is that?”

“Step into my office!” Gerard declared, dramatically strutting to the kitchen.

You hummed as you smelt the pancakes and freshly cut fruit the second you walked into the kitchen.

“Damn, you're not the prince, you're the king!” You said, squeezing Gerard in a quick hug and grabbing a plate.

“Yeah but Pancake King doesn't have the same ring, does it?” Gerard asked.

“True, true. So what's the occasion?” You asked.

“Well, I thought you might need a pick-me-up after yesterday,” Gerard spoke gently, rubbing the back of his neck.

And then you remembered why you went out drinking last night.

“Aah, fuck me!” You whined, and flopped to the kitchen floor. Yesterday was a spectacular level of shit, in which you lost both your job and found out the guy you'd been hoping to ask out (finally gaining the courage after a few months) was, in fact, taken.

“Well, at least let me take you to dinner first!” Gerard said, joining you on the floor.

“I mean, at this point, I'd be happy to just slut it out. Like, show interest in me and fine. I'm just sick of this shit. Maybe I'm just unlovable? I'm like...” you looked around. “I'm like that tissue over there. Beside the bin. I couldn't even make it to the bin.”

Gerard knew you too well to let you succumb to your own stupid, dramatic sad spiral.

“Baby, please, you're more than the tissue. You're the whole bin!” You gasped and slapped his arm, both of you laughing. You couldn't help but blush a little at the nickname.

“C'mon, you know you're too good for him anyway. And who needs a guy when you have me? And pancakes?” Gerard pointed up at the pancakes. “And jobs are just conforming to the man. We don't endorse that.”

You smirked at your best friend. “I mean you're right. I may be desperate for touch and affection but who needs a boyfriend when I have you? A boyfriend without the perks?”

“I am the perks, I made pancakes!” Gerard gasped, hand on chest in fake shock.

“Yeah, you're pretty perky.”

“Fuck you, you know I'm prickly, you're the one who's perky.” Gerard's eyes went to your chest and back up, teasing in more ways than one.

“Don't bring your prick or my tits into this, Pancake Prince.”

“That's King Pancake to you.”

“What does that make me?”

Gerard snorted before he could get his own joke out.

“What?!” you demanded, all smiles as you playfully slapped his arm again.

“Hungry!” Gerard declared, falling over laughing. You continued your gentle assault on his arm as he playfully fought back, until the two of you were side by side on the floor, stomachs sore with laughter. When you caught your breath, you looked over at your friend and smiled.

“I am pretty hungry, actually.” you said, with a soft smile.

“Mmm?” Gerard asked. “Hungry, or thirsty?” he said with a wink.

“Little of both,” you said with a shrug, leaning into Gerard... Then putting your hand on his chest and pushing yourself to your feet. You offered Gerard your hand to help him up, but once you were both up, he didn't let go of your hand.

“What?” you asked, head tilted to the side.

“You really don't remember any of last night, huh?” Gerard said, softly, the playful glint in his eyes turning a little... anxious?

You furrowed your brows. “No, why? Did I do something? I'm really sorry if I did.”

When Gerard didn't say anything, you spoke again.

“Gee, what happened?”

“Look, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable with this, but you kind of said something that maybe made it sound a little bit like you possibly-”

“Fuck, just tell me!” You interrupted.

But Gerard continued as though you hadn't, “-love me. As more than a friend.”

You stared at him blankly. He stared at you, hand still in yours.

“I didn't want to freak you out so I was gonna tell you over pancakes, cause I know my best friend's favourite breakfast. I dunno, I'm sorry, maybe I heard wrong or you were just drunk or something, but I thought lately about how we've both been super flirty and I kinda thought that maybe...” Gerard trailed off, looking at you.

“I wasn't just drunk.” You said, tucking your hair behind your ear. “I, um. I realised I've been pushing aside my feelings for you, I guess I must've just babbled it out.”

“You did seem pretty adamant for a girl who was struggling to take your shoes off.”

You snorted at that and a thought crossed your head. “Did you dress me in my jammies?”

“That's what's most important to you right now?”

“I don't know, I just think it was just super sweet of you. We both know I would've destroyed that dress if I tried to sleep in it.” You thought of the skin tight faux-leather and how it'd tear, or strangle you in your sleep... not fun.

“You know I feel the same, right?” Gerard said, pulling you a little closer and disrupting your thoughts. “I don't make just anyone pancakes, y'know.”

You scrunched up your nose. “We're those idiots, aren't we?”

You and Gerard would spend many nights, coming home from work half-dead, and become immovable couch potatoes, eating Chinese take-away and watching cheesy movies. And of those movies, half were horror (Gerard's pick) and half were rom-coms (your pick). You were always screaming at the TV about how the characters should just know they're in love with each other and talk it out. Gerard always agreed with you but was too busy watching you get invested to really see what was happening in the movie.

Gerard just nodded.

“Oh, fuck that,” you said, pulling Gerard toward you and kissing him. Gerard pulled you closer then rested his forehead against yours.

“Y/N... I have something to tell you...” Gerard looked deeply into your eyes. “If we're gonna do this...,” he turned his head, and you felt anxiety grow in your stomach. “You're gonna need to brush your teeth.”

“Get fucked!” You screeched as Gerard laughed. “Fine, fine! But you have to decorate some pancakes for me while I do, OK, King Pancake?”

Gerard bowed deeply, waving a hand. “As you wish, my queen.” Then he kissed you on the forehead and pushed you towards the bathroom. You smiled as you brushed your teeth, excited for this new beginning.

Taglist: @fandomfoodiedancer @niche-bitch @fedorable-killjoys @smiling-girl

#gerard way #gerard way x reader #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #gerard x reader #fluff fic #fluff #fanfic #asks #anon #thank you for the ask!#roommates au

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kindaoptimisticsquirrel · 1 year ago

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Trigun Bookclub Trimax Vol11 Part2

Vol01: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Vol02: Part 1 | Part 2

And this is Part 2 of Vol11, review for chapters 4-6 below the cut!

Chapter 4:

What a cool comment by Zazie and insight we get here...so Knives is constantly hearing all the plants in his head. Boy, that must be a burden on his mind. His conscience, the 'Knives' part, is slipping away under all the other minds inhabiting him...

Sooo Elendira is trying to contact Legato...with her mind? That's a very plant thing to do (if it isn't just a neat perk you get once you become one of the GHG) I've read some posts saying that Elendira could be altered with genes of Knives, and Stampede pretty obviously tells us the same, so even though we get no clearer info in Trimax it's quite probable. Only question is why Legato could hear her, but maybe after this whole body-destroying-show he's been altered with plant genes too? I'm sure some of you guys mentioned this in your posts about this chapter too, looking forward to dig through that and read your thoughts!

fJSKJFasf Zazie! What the hell!

Legato taking a speed Webinar in his coffin about how to become an alpha male in 2 months

Heeeey he's back! Didn't miss you guy! (the drawing looks pretty sweet though)

At first, Vash was terrified of his power (first thing blocking out the memories about it and the traumatic consequences it brought upon July). He didn't know how to control it. Then slowly, he used it to protect: first subconsciously himself, then deliberately to protect Wolfwood and those dear to him. He learned to use it for HIS actions, the way HE wants to. Not to destroy but to protect. And now he's even learning new ways to use it, combining it with his old way of fighting. Isn't that so cool?

Livio!!! I love his short hair! <3 Also is Vash saying that "because it looked weird" and Livio making that affronted face in reaction? Hehe.

......this...this is the most out of context scene in the whole manga. Deus ex machina guy here to suddenly help deliver important plot devices that could not be logically be here in this place??? Nightow sir I salute you for not giving a fuck how some parts of the story are done. They are done and nothing else matters, and everybody who questions the whys and hows is weak minded.

Chapter 5:

Aah so mush sweet new information we're getting. The Indepentants (I can't remember if this is the first time that we hear them being called this way in the series? I think it is!) are nothing unknown! On earth, where humans are developing plant technology further, it seems to be a phenomenon that appears sometimes, though before they manage to wrack havoc they...die from using too much power. Which is kinda sad :(

More cool info. So the 'newer' generation of Plants and Indepentants can't fuse their minds into a bigger mass since they have neural blockers...which makes me wonder if they, meaning the newer Independants AND plants still can use the mind telepathy or if that got shut off with that. I can't remember if that gets cleared up. Super interesting to read this again tho!

There IS an explanation for how that guy got there but you just KNOW Nightow was sitting together with his editor at the end of vol10 and going "ok so hm for the final fight with Legato we uhm...there were these coins, maybe we should bring them back?" "But but we didn't see Vash collect them all! And he lost his old coat, too!" "Damn how are we going to get them all back to him again?" "Okok I got this you know some of them Meryl and Milly can collect, and uhm Zazie is still alive but maaaaaybee we could uh have some random dude being worm-controlled and uh get it to Vash" "Yeah. And we'll make it look SO random and non-serious nobody's gonna question it"

I love their dynamic so so much!! I want them to be besties, bonding for life after all this! <:'3

Helloooo~ time to introduce my second fav ship of this series, Livio and Elendira, aka called Crimsonfang.

News today: Big huggy bear crawled his way into the hearts of several bookclub citizens and refused to get out of there.

Someone's presence...Wolfwood's presence is still around them, what he fought for, his ideals, his companionship still lingering in the air and their hearts. The Dark Horse translation had me a bit at a loss over this page but I think I know get that what it's saying here is that Vash sees how much Wolfwood's legacy is living on in Livio, and how much Livio obviously tries to make Wolfwood proud and is looking up to him (not as an authority figure but as a comrade, brother and friend). And in seeing and realizing that, Vash realizes that it's the same with him, that he's also trying to protect Wolfwood's legacy, to fight for the future he died for...and that in that aspect, he and Livio are both the same, and by that, connected with each other. Wolfwood is the connection that ties these two together, not only in their grief but also in their love for that man and for his wished!!

It's also so important to get this take on the plants, to see they are not passive, but have feelings too! The thoughts he is talking about, are these the thoughts of the Plants? Sounds like it, and that would make them even more conscious beings than the reader might have thought all the time! They might not think the same way humans do, but they process information, they understand emotions, and they exchange fears, hopes, basic thoughts...they are really a cool species. I always love when I get to read some plant interaction in the fics I read :)

By the way that date is Vash's birthday. Well the confetti was already thrown the day prior ahaha

Stop it Nightow you're giving is so much information how am I to process all of that so suddenly!! After 13 volumes of nearly no explaining too!

AAAAAH this is so so sweet. I love those so much, and I love their friendship and how Meryl, who is normally shown so strong-willed, is crying at the thought of having to part with Vash again, maybe not getting to see him again...these three have come to mean so much to each other <:')) I hope Vash properly knows how to cherish that.

Sir, have you lived under a rock?

Understandably I have to say, the people are not convinced of the idea to NOT attack the ark. Also loving to see different scenes here...some ruffians fully prepared with heavy guns to attack, people praying in these last hours, and then some evil goons who use the chaos to murder, as it looks like.

Fucking military with their heavy bombs!

HELL YEAAAH HERE WE GOO

Chapter 6:

Yeah it's time Livio remembered that he saved someone, and that he had something to protect once!

Oh tehee stop flirting, Elendira.

Ok, low fucking blow, Elendira.

Combined with what we heard her saying the page before, it sounds like Elendira is just so pessimistic about the human nature (no doubt the influence of living in Knives presence and seeing only the bad sides of humaniry) that she sees no point whatsoever to believe in any good outcome that includes humans. They are worthless and destroy everything, so even if the Plants fail, they still deserve to be eradicated in her mind. Bit of a heavy opinion, but given her experience (or non-experience) about the human nature, I guess...it makes sense!

Yeah yeah, they are cute, too

Livio is determined! This meeting with Jasmine and the kids is probably exactly what he needed now. It's the confirmation that there's stuff he CAN protect by playing his part and defeat Elendira. At this point, I'm sure there's no more doubt inside of him, and the guilt of what he has done can't hinder him anymore because it has moved aside to make room for the determination to win this and help Vash and all the people. Go Livio, go! In a way, Vol11 was a volume about Livio finding his resolution and his goal.

#trigun #trigunbookclub

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totaldramafan-lauri · 4 months ago

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AAAAAAAA- I Love it, I love it so muccchhh!! thank you thank youuuu!!! :D

(Btw I was the one who wrote that long confession where I told you how much I love golden cheese!)

the things I like about this chapter was how well written smoke cheese was on this chapter, how he was just not good at expressing his emotions and personal opinion and only use it to say some mean things but it was very heartwarming that he is starting to warm up to us and how he wanted us to stay and when he said "they better come back or else" and how he basically is a bit of worried that we might replace the kingdom was ahhhhhhhh (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)!!! Or is it just me? Basically I just see smoked cheese as a person who is not good with words but show it through harsh yk expressions? Yeah I hc with that!..

I Loooove how Reader was expressing they're thoughts without shying anymore, I love the part we're her Radiance said to ignore what others think and say they're hearts desires!!!! I can't help but cry on how much far reader have gone. I feel so Prrooouudd, I keep banging my table on so much wholesomeness being put in this chapter!! It took me two whole Day not to tweak throught the entire chapter due to how excited I was been! thank you so much lauri!

I love the friendship that was visiblely show on this chapter! I like Burnt cheese telling our resilient and how mozzarella cares about us in her own way!! And Smoke cheese too! Thank you for writing him so good! I haven't seen anyone write smoke cheese so correctly before! thank you!! I just wanna cry!! I will miss them when chapter 11 end! you're work make me cry in happiness!

I love how her Radiance keep getting surprise when she thought that's all Reader could offer but reader prove them wrong!... I like the end too! How we express so much emotions and how we could bring back a precious gift to her! I love her so much ahh, I wanna 😭 aAh- so wholesome but show a lot about what the Reader have become! and they way Her Radiance said

"Well, well! That's quite the claim! Simply carrying out my orders isn't enough for you, I see?" she giggled, sounding very pleased already, "Ah, you greedy thing, you really have become mine~!"

I- I was tweaking at the part, my mouth agape and my face blushing red! I can't calm down, I just want to thank you again and again! This chapter was so wholesome and how relationship grown this past chapter!///^-^///

I was so happy her Radiance cared so much for us... I can't just stop thanking because of how good this is! How she blessed us, give us a stone that might be later be important.. And basically I will be happy of what ending you will be going with...

I also love how close reader and they're friends are! Saying like,

"Leave!?" one of them shouted hysterically, hugging you immediately, "Whaddya mean leave!? You said you weren't gonna leave anymore!"

shows how close they are, I'm basically dying of cuteness!!

take care of yourself lauri, I saw you're last post and you Should really take a week break, you deserve it really. Don't mind the other anons who are forcing you. Just delete what they're saying to you. I'm sure bee anon understands too! I hope you take care of yourself and be healthy at all times, even if we are strangers online, chatting with each other. I hope things go well on you're break and things go peacefully.

Sorry for the late reply too on your chapter and I just wanna confirm you're worry that

You did good lauri, Thank you for everything.

A-and thank you so much for reading....! >.< And don't worry about me! TBH, I....I tend to worry like that every time I upload something, heheh.....I-I'm so glad to have the audience I have, and that I haven't gotten any flack for anything I've written yet, and....e-even tho I know I'm not the BEST writer out there, I still intend to keep things this way as long as I can.....I-I don't think I need a FULL WEEK off, but a few days, definitely. Again, not spoiling anything, but the final chapter needs a lotta effort to get right, and I wanna get in the right mood for it....

Y-yeah, there was a lotta Smoked Cheese in this chapter....and I actually had fun writing him this time, now that I've gotten into his head and understand him better. He was pretty hard to write when I first started, cuz I, well, didn't like him very much, but through writing him, he's grown on me....just like Reader's starting to grow on him, hehe...! I still wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of him in canon, but developing him here and adding some more nuance to him made his character work better for me. How he cares about the kingdom in his own way, which just so happens to clash with Golden Cheese's, how he's kinda her straight man who doesn't get a lotta respect, he's got a bit of an ego of his own and doesn't like being proven wrong, and...yeah, he's not a bad person, he loves his home and at this time he's still loyal to his queen, he gets along with Cheesenbird and now Mozzarella (their friendship is fun, pfff), he's just very harsh and intense at times, and struggles with empathizing with others. I didn't wanna make him a hate sink, is what I'm getting at. I wanted to flesh him out XD

His relationship with Reader is....difficult, so writing them start accepting each other bit by bit was difficult to write too....I kept asking myself "Is this believable enough? It's not too fast, is it? Is it too much at once?" so I'm glad it's going over well so far...

O-overall this chapter had a lotta things I struggled with making good enough....It wasn't just straightforward fluff, it had conflicts I REALLY needed to write well, which was why I worried this time >.<;

But I AM proud of myself for making Reader transition pretty well into being much more lively and outspoken. They really have come a long way, and this was kinda the culmination of their emotional arc. They're still shy, but they've grown a lot, so...yay....!

(A-also....y-yeah, th-their relationship with Golden Cheese has become very.....v-very, uh.......hhhhhhhhhhs-sometimesIlookatpartsofsomescenesandthink"D-didIactuallywritethatmyself? Isshepossessingmeorwhat?" O///////O")

S-so....yeah, I can be nice to my writing sometimes...! Th-thanks for enjoying it....! ^//////^

#people actually talking to me #muom talk

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messenger-of-stupidity · 1 year ago

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POOH'S ADVENTURES WIKI

Connor Lacey's Super Adventures of Scooby-Doo! And KISS Rock and Roll Mystery/Transcript

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This is the Transcript for Connor Lacey's Super Adventures of Scooby-doo! And KISS Rock and Roll Mystery

(Evil laughter)

(Worker 2 screaming)

Worker 1: Good, man. Give me another one.

(Continues screaming)

Worker 2: How long do we have to keep doing this? My voice is getting hoarse.

Worker 1: Look, somebody's gotta fix this camera. How else are those kids gonna get a picture of themselves screaming their heads off?

Worker 2: Ha-ha-ha. Scaredy cats. Funny. What seems to be the trouble?

Worker 1: I don't know. Every photo has some weird red haze in it. But I'm pretty sure I just fixed it. You smell rotten eggs?

(Worker 2 exclaims)

(Stuttering)

Worker 1: What? Water buffalo?

(Worker 2 continues stuttering)

Worker 1: Water slide? What is it?

Worker 2: Witch!

Worker 1: Aah!

The Crimson Witch: Give me rock! Give me rock! Give me rock!

Worker 1: Man, I think we lost her.

The Crimson Witch: Give me rock!

Worker 2: Whoa!

Worker 1: Get out of my way.

Worker 2: There's a...

Worker 1: We saw a...

Worker 2: We saw a...

Worker 1: There's a...

Both: Witch!

Manny Goldman: Big deal. A witch, a witch. Pipe down already. You're giving me a headache. Stop getting so excited.

Worker 2: But we saw her. She had this grotesque head.

Worker 1: It was so frightening.

Manny Goldman: Well, welcome to KISS World. That's the whole point of this park, isn't it? To excite and fright. Now, get back to work. By the way, don't forget your souvenir photo. She's back. Only one thing we can do. Get me the hottest mystery solvers in the world.

Connor Lacey: Looks like the Scooby gang are heading to KISS World to see KISS's Halloween concert.

Hoopa: Guess we better go with them. Right Connor?

Connor Lacey: Right Hoopa.

Chris Kratt: Hang on! What about the Rainbooms?

Rainbow Dash (EG): Here we are.

Connor Lacey: Then let's go.

Shaggy: Like, I can't believe we get to go to KISS World. Ha-ha.

Velma: And solve a mystery. That's like killing two birds with one stone.

Scooby-doo: Yeah. Or two birds with one cat.

Velma: Personally, I find their sideshow act a little juvenile. But my mother told me to take a more active role in my friends' interests.

Daphne: Well, I'm pretty interested in Starchild. He's so dreamy. Hey.

Fred: Sorry, everyone.

Daphne: You did that on purpose.

Shaggy: Heh. Now it looks like a shooting star. Make a wish, Scoob.

Scooby-doo: I wish I was eating a Scooby Snack.

Shaggy: Good one, dude. I wish I could breathe fire like the Demon. Aah!

Fred: I wish you'd all come to your senses. You don't see me acting ridiculous over my favorite group, the Ascot Five, do you?

The Ascot Five: Don't tug my ascot Don't pull my ascot It's not a scarf You can't have my ascot 'Cause, girl, it's mine

Daphne: Fred, please.

Fred: I'm just saying, I think they're twice the band KISS is.

Shaggy: But do the Ascot Five have an awesome amusement park?

Scooby-doo: Yeah. Awesome amusement park.

Optimus Prime (G1): We're here.

Daphne: It is so majorly groovy to be at KISS World on Halloween night.

Shaggy: Listen to those crowds.

Daphne: I'm so excited. I think I'm gonna freak out.

Velma: Apparently you're not the only one.

Shaggy: Like, dude, don't most people usually run towards awesome rock concerts?

Fred: Not at an Ascot Five concert. Everyone walks in a calm, orderly fashion.

Man 1: Help!

Man 2: Witch!

Man 1: My gosh, she's so terrifying.

Man 1: The scariest witch ever.

Shaggy: Witch?

Man 1: With the red mist.

Man 2: And the creepy laugh.

Man 1: Save yourself while you can.

Shaggy: Wait a minute. The Demon, the Starchild, the Catman, the Spaceman. Ho-ho-ho. Please tell me they added a witch.

Velma: Somehow I doubt that. In fact, it's probably the reason we're here.

Scooby-doo: Not me. I'm here for the funnel cake.

Fred: Come on, gang, let's get to work.

Shaggy: Like, excuse me, ma'am.

Delilah: Sorry. Park's closed.

Fred: But we're here to solve a mystery.

Delilah: Sure you are. You always wear makeup when solving crimes?

Daphne: Heh. I should hope so.

Velma: She means the KISS makeup. No, we're just excited about the concert tonight. But we're the mystery solvers you called for.

Delilah: I am Delilah Domino, chief of security. Why would I call mystery solvers?

Fred: What? But Daphne took the call. Right, Daph?

Daphne: Well...

Velma: Daphne?

Daphne: Okay. The thing is, no one actually called for our help.

All: What?

Daphne: But when I heard KISS was throwing a special Halloween concert, I just had to come. I mean, look at that poster of Starchild. He stares at me wherever I go.

Shaggy: So does the Mona Lisa, but you don't see us on a plane to Italy.

Velma: Why didn't you just tell us the truth? We all would've come.

Fred: Not me.

Daphne: Exactly. But once we got here, I knew we'd all have a good time. The odds were pretty good there'd be a mystery for us to solve. I mean, we're the Scooby gang, and it's an amusement park. Heh. Right?

Delilah: Wrong. It's a closed amusement park. And chances are, there won't be any Halloween concert either. So go home.

Shaggy: But we've come so far. Heh. Couldn't we at least have some snacks for the road? Maybe some rocky road?

Delilah: Out.

Connor Lacey: Let me handle this. I'm Connor Lacey and you had better watch who you're talking to.

Delilah: Wait a minute. Connor Lacey? That rings a bell! Are you the same Connor Lacey who stopped the Kraang invasion with the help of his team!?

Connor Lacey: The one and only.

Delilah: My lord. My apologies for my rudeness. If you're all friends of Connor Lacey then come and investigate the park. But please be careful.

Twilight Sparkle: Nice job Connor.

Jeremy: She has heard of you? Wow Connor you're a real celebrity.

Connor Lacey: And that includes all of you.

Optimus Prime (G1): Daphne,Velma,Shaggy and Scooby you better take off your KISS costumes. We'll meet you inside.

Velma: All right, time to get serious. It seems KISS needs our help.

Shaggy: Like, I'm no guitarist, but I can play a mean armpit.

Daphne: Not to play music, Shaggy, to solve the mystery.

Fred: Well, then it looks like we'll have to get in.

Daphne: You're okay with this?

Fred: Of course I am. It's a mystery, right? And solving mysteries is what we do.

Scooby-doo: We're done.

Connor Lacey: Okay. Let's go.

Delilah: Caught some kids trying to stay in the park, Mr. Goldman, but I noticed that one of them is Connor Lacey.

Manny Goldman: Connor huh? Yeah I heard of him. He's supposed to be a tough little guy. That is you believe in his reputation.

Delilah: Oh I believe he's for real.

Manny Goldman: I can't believe we're chasing customers away.

Delilah: I know, but we went over this. Until we solve this witch mystery, it's safer to keep everyone out.

Manny Goldman: Now, don't get crazy, Delilah. Just stay calm because I'm gonna be very honest with you. I called for some backup.

Delilah: Backup? You must be kidding. Mr. Goldman, I am the chief of security. I think I can take care of this unusual situation.

Manny Goldman: Time is not on our side. The witch has scared away too many people. Tonight's Halloween concert is our only chance to bring them back.

Velma: Did you hear that?

Daphne: We got here just in time.

Fred: Come on. Let's check out the supervisor's office.

Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, bet I can beat you in a water-gun shootout.

Scooby-doo: Yeah? You're on.

Manny Goldman: Chip, you don't understand. If KISS doesn't perform tonight, I will lose the park.

Chip McGhoo: That's not my concern, Manny. All I care about are the concert tours. Every one of these cities translates into dollar signs. You know what happens if I lose these cities?

Manny Goldman: You have more time to take your kids to KISS World.

Chip McGhoo: No, it means I lose money. Every time KISS comes back into the park, it means they're not on the road performing... ...and I'm not selling their merchandise. So forgive me, but as far as I'm concerned, this park can wind up in a toilet. Preferably this KISS toilet. Because I don't know how I'm gonna unload this thing.

Shaggy: Looks like Spaceman is spaced out. Ha-ha. Onto Starchild. Heh.

Scooby-doo: One Catman down and one Demon to go.

Shaggy: Run for it! Run!

Fred: Shaggy, Scooby, Wait!

Delilah: You. I thought I told you kids to be careful.

Manny Goldman: Hey, hey, hey. Whoa! Whoa!

Shaggy: Sorry.

Manny Goldman: Calm down. I'm Manny Goldman, the park supervisor. What's with all the ruckus?

Delilah: It's these nosy kids again. Fortunately, I used to work for a government defense company... ...so I know how to take down intruders.

Shaggy: Like, she's not kidding.

Velma: Sorry, everyone. We're just trying to help.

Daphne: We overheard that the park is in trouble. And seeing how we're such big KISS fans, we'd like to do all that we can.

Delilah: We've got it under control. Thank you very much.

Fred: But don't you want the crowds to come back to the park?

Starchild: They'll come back. To see us.

Gene Simmons: You show us everything you've got You keep on dancing and the room gets hot You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy And you say you wanna go for a spin The party's just begun, we'll let you in You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

KISS: You keep on shouting You keep on shouting I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day

Gene Simmons: You keep saying you'll be mine for a while You're looking fancy and I like your style You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy And you show us everything you've got Baby, baby, it's quite a lot You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

Chip McGhoo: Come on, guys, these special effects cost money. I told you, you can't use them every time you make an entrance.

Shaggy: Like, wow, ha-ha-ha, it's KISS.

Scooby-doo: In person.

Daphne: And in the flesh.

Fred: "In the flesh" is the same as "in person." Basically, you have just said the same thing twice.

Pinkie Pie (EG): Potato Tomato.

Starchild: How can we help, little lady?

Velma: Actually we're here to help you. We're mystery solvers.

Spaceman: That's funny. So are we.

Velma: Wait. You're the ones they called for help?

Demon: Yeah. They wanted the best, they got the best.

Shaggy: But, like, you're a rock band. Every band needs a hobby.

Fred: The Ascot Five would welcome our help.

Demon: Well, I guess we're no Ascot Five, so scram.

Fred: Yeah? Well, amusement-park mysteries happen to be our specialty. We solved the "Foul Play in Funland" case, stopped the Roller Ghoster in his tracks... ...and captured the monster of Our Lady of Mercy's parking lot. I guess that was more of a street fair.

Connor Lacey: And me and my team helped them. I should know we were there.

Spaceman: That's cute, but we solve mysteries on a cosmic level. What does that mean? It means we don't need your help.

Starchild: Now, hold on, guys. Let's not be hasty.

Catman: What?

Spaceman: Really?

Demon: Not again.

Starchild: You know how the eye sees everything. Well, I just caught a glimpse of the future.

Demon: Yeah, and I bet the future is a redhead.

Starchild: Ha-ha. You bet. I mean, in a way. Don't ask me how or why... ...but I think we're going to need these kids to catch that witch.

Spaceman: You're kidding. They're just humans.

Catman: Not even all of them.

Starchild: I know, but the eye never lies.

Spaceman: I guess they're okay.

Catman: If you think so, Starchild.

Demon: I do not like this.

Starchild: On second thought, we've decided you can help.

Daphne: That's great. I guess the first question is: Who is this witch everyone's talking about?

Crimson Witch: Give me rock!

Demon: Obviously you've done this before.

Delilah: Get out of my locker!

Shaggy: But it's so cozy.

Crimson Witch: Give me rock!

Fred: It's like she's searching for something.

Daphne: And I'm going to guess that something is a rock.

Velma: Do you think you could show us around the park? I'd like to see the places where the witch has been.

Starchild: No problem. Right, fellas?

Demon: Count me out. The Demon needs to feed the beast.

Shaggy: Did he say, "beast"?

Connor Lacey: Don't worry Shaggy.

Starchild: He means his stomach.

Shaggy: Heh-heh. Then my beast is growling too. How about yours, bud?

Scooby-doo: Heh. My beast is starving.

Shaggy: Like, catch you later. It's beast-feeding time.

Ash Ketchum: Good luck boys.

Daphne: I'm ready for that tour now.

Fred: Heh-heh. If by "tour," you mean "begin the investigation."

Starchild: Let's hit it, fellow mystery solvers.

Catman: I guess I'll see you out there.

Chip McGhoo: Guys, these special effects cost money.

Shaggy: Just think, Scooby-Doo, a million fast-food stands just for us. It's like carbohydrate heaven. The Demon.

Demon: Nice and toasty.

Shaggy:Like, wow, I wonder how he does that. Man, if we could breathe fire, we could pop our own popcorn.

Scooby-doo: Yeah.

Shaggy: Come on, we gotta get past him. Dude, you sure you know where you're going?

Scooby-doo: Yeah. Cheeseburgers straight ahead.

Shaggy: Yoinks! Like, sorry, Mr. Demon. Scooby didn't mean it. He was afraid of your dragon boot. I don't suppose you could wear an open-toed demon sandal?

Scooby-doo: That was close.

Shaggy: Could've been worse. We could've been on the menu. Heh-heh. Come on, Scooby-Doo. If we can't eat, at least we can go on some rides, ha-ha-ha, right?

Scooby-doo: Right.

Pinkie Pie: This is amazing.

Daphne: I have to say, this is some amusement park.

Starchild: Thanks. We each took a section and designed it ourselves.

Demon: There's my Brimstone Barbeque, the hottest ride in the park.

Shaggy: Like, that was well done.

Scooby-doo: Yeah, and so are we.

Spaceman: And my Electric Alley.

Shaggy: This ride gets my volt.

Scooby-doo: It's shocking.

Catman: Don't forget my Whirling Wildcats.

Starchild: And my Dynasty Star Ferris Wheel. Whoo!

Chip McGhoo: A great place to view with KISS binoculars, only $24.99.

Connor Lacey: So don't KISS this deal goodbye. Ha. Get it?

Rainbow Dash: Good one Connor.

Velma: What's that ride?

Demon: That's our most wicked ride of all... ...the Destroyer.

Catman: But it's closed to the public.

Darth Vader: What happened to it?

Tai: Yeah, what?

Spaceman: The Crimson Witch scared a couple of repairmen on it tonight.

Daphne: It looks pretty terrifying.

Starlight Glimmer: You said it Daphne.

Starchild: Not if you were with me, darling.

Fred: Brother.

Velma: Fred.

Fred: I'm sorry, Velma, but I can't compete with Starchild.

Velma: You don't need to. Remember, underneath all that makeup is just a regular guy... ...who puts his pants on like everyone else.

Starchild: KISS costume change, activate.

Brock: I didn't know they can do that.

Yugi Moto: Neither do I.

Fred: Come on.

Velma: Relax, Fred. I think this was all pre-planned.

Shandi: You're right. It was a dress rehearsal for tonight's show. Good test run, fellas.

Demon: This isn't getting us anywhere. We need to be doing our own investigation.

Starchild: All right, Demon, I hear you. Hey, guys, we're gonna take a break.

Fluttershy: Who are you?

Shandi Hi, I'm Shandi Strutter. KISS'S head techie.

Velma: Hi, I'm Velma, and this is Fred and Daphne.

Connor Lacey: And this is Optimus Prime,Bluestreak,Bumblebee,Cliffjumper,Hound,Ironhide,Jazz,Mirage,Brawn,Prowl,Ratchet,Sideswipe,Sunstreaker,Trailbreaker,Wheeljack,Windcharger,Grapple,Hoist,Huffer,Inferno,Red Alert,Skids,Blaster,Steeljaw,Ramhorn,Eject,Rewind,Gears,Smokescreen,Tracks,Beachcomber,Skyfire,Cosmos,Omega Supreme,Powerglide,Perceptor,Grimlock,Slag,Sludge,Snarl,Swoop,Silverbolt,Slingshot,Skydive,Air Raid,Fireflight,Hotspot,Blades,First Aid,Groove,Streetwise,Rodimus Prime,Kup,Blurr,Arcee,Ultra Magnus,Wheelie,Wreck-Gar,Outback,Swerve,Tailgate,Pipes,Sandstorm,Broadside,Metroplex,Scattershot,Lightspeed,Strafe,Nosecone,Afterburner,Mudflap,Jolt,Que,Roadbuster,Topspin,Leadfoot,Drift,Crosshairs,Brains,Slug,Scorn,Bulkhead,Ash Ketchum,Pikachu,Misty,Togepi,Brock,Tracy,May,Max,Dawn,Piplup,Iris,Axew,Cilan,Clemont,Bonnie,Serena,Hau,Lillie,Gladion,Tai,Agumon,Sora,Biyomon,Matt,Gabumon,Izzy,Tentomon,Joe,Gomamon,Mimi,Palmon,T.K.,Patamon,Kari,Gatomon,Davis,Veemon,Ken,Wormmon,Yolei,Hawkmon,Cody,Armadillomon,Yugi Moto,Tea,Tristan,Joey Wheeler,Bakura,Serenity Wheeler,Duke,Seto Kaiba,Mokuba Kaiba,Jaden Yuki,Yubel,Syrus Truesdale,Chumley Huffington,Zane Truesdale,Bastion Masawa,Chazz Princeton,Alexis Rhodes,Blair Underwood,Tyranno Hassleberry,Alister Phoenix,Adrian Gecko,Axel Brodie,Jesse Anderson,Yusei Fudo,Crow,Jack,Akiza,Leo,Luna,Yuma Tsukamo,Astral,Tori Meadow,Brock the duelist,Flip,Caswell,Kat,Vetrix,Trey,Quattro,Quinton,Kite Tenjo,Orbital 7,Lillybot,Yuya,Zuzu,Declan,Gong,Riley,Sylvio,Yuto,Yugo,Yuri,Thomas,Edward,Henry,Gordon,James the red engine,Percy,Toby,Emily, Princess Twilight Sparkle,Applejack,Fluttershy,Pinkie Pie,Rarity,Rainbow Dash,Spike,Bloom,Stella,Flora,Musa,Tecna,Aisha,Roxy,Daphne Bloom's sister,Samantha,Alex,Clover,Brittney,Chris Kratt,Martin Kratt,Aviva,Jimmy Z,Koki,the Ireland Rebel Alliance,Maximillion Pegasus,Noah Kaiba,Marik Ishtar,Arceus,Kyurem,Octane,Knockout,Shockwave (Prime),Predaking (PBH),Megatron (Prime),Starlight Glimmer,the Great and Powerful Trixie,Discord,King Thorax and his good Changelings,Gantu,Ruben,Scorpio,Itassis,Matoombo,Big Barda Berkeley Beetle and I'm Connor Lacey.

Shandi: Nice to meet you.

Velma: So you're responsible for the band's stage effects?

Shandi Most of them, yeah. The guys like to put on a show.

Daphne: You don't have to tell me. Heh-heh.

Fred: Daphne's a fan.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right.

Rainbow Dash: A really big fan.

Daphne: Um, KISS doesn't have fans, Freddie. They're called the KISS Army.

Fred: I prefer the Ascot Five, myself.

Shandi: Do they have an army?

Fred: It's more of an all-volunteer... ...international organization of enthusiastic youths.

Shandi: Cool.

Daphne: As in lame.

Connor Lacey: I better check on Shaggy and Scooby. They must've been having a good time by now.

Shaggy: Good deal finding that ice cream stand, Scoob. We'll have this case licked in no time. Ha-ha-ha.

Scooby-doo: Yeah. Licked.

Shaggy: Dude, maybe we should investigate the Rockin' Flume.

Connor Lacey: Mind if I investigate the Rockin' Flume with you and Scooby, Shaggy?

Shaggy: Sure Connor. "Your tongue must be this long to ride this ride." Hey! Looks like your tongue's long enough to get us both on this ride. Heh-heh. It's like the perfect park day. No lines, no operators. Aah! Pyew. Like, what died in here?

Crimson Witch: Give me rock!

Connor Lacey: (Hits Ultimatrix)

Robo Thundersaurus: Robo Thundersaurus! Let's go! On the boat! Hey, I know this song.

Paul Stanley: Well the night's begun and you want some fun Do you think you're gonna find it (find it) You got to treat yourself like number one Do you need to be reminded (need to be reminded)

Gene Simmons: It doesn't matter what you do or say Just forget the things that you've been told We can't do it any other way Everybody's got to rock n roll yay

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Paul Stanley: If you don't feel good every way you could Don't sit there broken hearted (sit there broken hearted) Call all your friends in the neighborhood And get the party started(get the party started)

Gene Simmons: Don't let them tell you that there's too much noise They're too old to really understand You'll still get rowdy with the girls and boys 'Cause it's time for you to take a stand yay

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Gene Simmons: You got to have a party

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Paul Stanley: Turn it up louder

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Paul Stanley: And everybody shout it now

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Paul Stanley: I hear you gettin' louder

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Paul Stanley: Everybody shout it now

KISS: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud

Shaggy: Scoob, look, it's KISS!

Robo Thundersaurus: And there's the villains!

Scooby-Doo: Whoa! KISS is super buff.

Robo Thundersaurus: I'll help KISS!

Crimson Witch: You'll never stop us.

Fred: We heard the commotion. Are you guys okay?

Connor Lacey: We're fine.

Shaggy: Hey, man, heh-heh... ...did anyone catch the license plate number on that witch?

Hoopa: Shaggy and Scooby fainted.

Daphne: Poor Scooby and Shaggy. They're still out.

Chip McGhoo: Pardon me, Chip McGhoo, KISS road manager, executive officer of merchandise. These KISS smelling salts work twice as fast and they're only $15.95.

Connor Lacey: And it's KISS-counted just for you. Get it?

Chazz Princeton: Hey! Watch it with KISS puns. Pretty soon you'll used them up and they'll get cornier and cornier.

Daphne: They're still not coming around.

Chip McGhoo: Sorry. No refunds.

Fred: I think I might have the solution. Try this churro I grabbed from the concession stand.

Both: Aah!

Shaggy: Hey, man.

Scooby-doo: Hi, Shaggy.

Daphne: How do you feel?

Shaggy: I feel like a couple more churros. How about you, Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-doo: Yeah. And doughnuts too.

Chip McGhoo: How about some KISS Kakes? Now with Spaceman sprinkles.

Fred: What happened?

Shaggy: Well, first we got some ice cream... ...which Scooby-Doo licked away from me.

Scooby-doo: Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Shaggy: Then there was this smell and the stinky witch... ...and all this running and music and spinning and then... And then... Like, they saved us. KISS and their super powers.

Scooby-doo: That's right, KISS has super powers.

Connor Lacey and Pals: Wow!

Velma: Sounds like they spun around one two many times in those drums.

Shaggy: No. Like, he shot eye beams, he grew claws... ...he did lightning bolts, and he flew in and blew the biggest fire ever.

Scooby-doo: Thank you, Mr. Demon.

Demon: Beat it, mutt, before you dent my armor.

Scooby-doo: Yes, sir. Of course, sir.

Velma: Shaggy, you're imagining things.

Fred: He didn't imagine the witch, that's for sure.

Daphne: What should we do now?

Chikara: You must leave! Trust me, KISS, these children are nothing but trouble. You think they're allies, but in the end... ...the only person they'll help is the Crimson Witch... ...in her plans to bring total devastation to this world. They must go now or all is lost.

Fred: Guys, you've gotta stop doing this.

Chikara: If you wanna speak further, you know where to find me.

Daphne: Who was that?

Starchild: Chikara, the psychic.

Catman: She works at the park.

Spaceman: She tells people's fortunes.

Velma: Well, she smells like a mixture of patchouli and hobo.

Starchild: She's actually very wise. Maybe someone should talk to her.

Spaceman: I'll go. Mind if I tag along? I find it odd that she thinks she knows so much about the witch.

Daphne: Some of us should go back to the drum ride and try to pick up the witch's trail.

Starchild: I'll go with you, if you want.

Daphne: I want.

Fred: I'll go too.

Connor Lacey: We'll go as well.

Starchild: Demon, Catman, keep an eye on Scooby and Shaggy.

Demon: I got better things to do than babysit dogs and hippies. Hey, have fun.

Chip McGhoo: These confetti bombs just aren't getting any cheaper.

Fred:: There. I got some residue from the witch's mist.

Daphne: Heh, that's nice, Fred. Say, could you take a picture of me and Starchild looking for clues?

Akiza: Go ahead Fred.

Fred: Is this really necessary?

Daphne: He's a rock star, Fred. A rock star. Just do it.

Fred: All right.

Connor Lacey: He's only asking.

Daphne: And a couple more for safety. Thank you so much.

Starchild: My pleasure.

Daphne: Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Fred. Your thumb was in the way. On all of them.

Fred: Gosh. Heh. I'm sorry.

Daphne: Are you doing this on purpose?

Fred: No. I just don't see what the big deal is. We've solved over a thousand mysteries together... ...and you've never once asked to have a picture taken with me.

Starchild: No worries. I got one of the both of you. In vibrant, colorful acrylic.

Daphne: You just painted our portrait?

Starchild: Sure.

Daphne: Just now?

Starchild: No big deal. Just something I do in my spare time. Oops. Well, look, my thumb got in the way.

Fred: But you painted it.

Starchild: Luckily I did a couple more for safety.

Daphne: Aah! It's beautiful.

Tea: I agree with you Daphne.

Joey Wheeler: (Laughs) He made you look like a fool Fred.

Fred: I think I liked your thumb better. We should take some more pictures of the scene itself.

Starchild: No need. One scan with my special eye will tell us all we'll need to know. It puts the X in x-ray.

Fred: Oof. My nephew had a special eye. A pink one we called conjunctivitis.

Starchild: There's definitely a supernatural presence at work here.

Daphne: Hey, guys, wait. Listen.

Starchild: Not bad, but I am not into tap dancing. I am purely into rock 'n' roll! Whoa, yeah!

Daphne: Okay. Well, one side sounds solid. And the other hollow.

Fred: As if it's some sort of trapdoor.

Daphne: Exactly.

Starchild: It looks like one of the doors to the catacombs.

Daphne: The what-a-combs?

Starchild: The catacombs are what we call the maze of hallways that run under the park. They give us access to any area, including the main stage.

Daphne: I'll bet this is how the witch disappeared.

Starchild: Sounds dangerous. Stay back, Frank.

Fred: It's Fred.

Starchild: I'll go first to make sure it's safe.

Daphne: I hope he's all right.

Fred: For Pete's sake.

Daphne: What are you doing?

Fred: It's not like this is the first time I've ever climbed into a... Aah! Oof! I'd watch that last step. It's a doozy.

Yugi Moto: I wonder how Velma and Spaceman are doing?

Spaceman: Chikara, we need to talk.

Chikara: Spaceman, I sensed your approach.

Velma: You mean you heard the wind chimes?

Chikara: Hmph. Why do you bring this one with you?

Spaceman: Starchild seems to think they're okay. Plus, they've got a talking dog, which is kind of wild.

Chikara: Starchild cannot see as deep as I can. He has but one special eye, whereas I have two.

Velma: Some people say I have four.

Chikara: I know you think this is a joke, Miss Smarty-Pants... ...but your ignorance will cost us all.

Velma: Okay, then, I'm game. Tell us what we need to know.

Spaceman: How serious is the threat?

Chikara: The danger grows, Spaceman. The Crimson Witch senses the rock of Kissteria is near.

Velma: Rock of Kissteria? What's that?

Chikara: It's the key to holding evil at bay. This began on a Halloween night on another world... ...in a cosmic realm known as Kissteria. An evil Sorceress, called the Crimson Witch... ...created a gigantic horror known as the Destroyer. She sent the Destroyer to spread devastation throughout the land... ...the first step toward infecting the entire realm with evil.

Destroyer: Destroy!

Chikara: But the warriors had a weapon. Cosmic power crystals. The Kissteria crystals. Each crystal sounded a musical note. The warriors used the music of the crystals to force the Destroyer to retreat... ...and once the monster was back inside its volcanic temple...

Destroyer: No!

Chikara: They transferred the musical energy of the crystals... ...into a single, powerful... ...rock. That rock, the rock of Kissteria, became the key. By removing it, the Destroyer would be trapped forever. Naturally, the Crimson Witch has been desperate to retrieve it... ...especially by Halloween night... ...when circumstances are ripe to release the Destroyer.

Velma: Where's the rock now?

Chikara: It's had many protectors over the ages. Each one a descendant of the musical warriors who fought so bravely. Today these guardians are known as KISS.

Velma: You guys have it?

Spaceman: Yep. We used to display it at the Hall of KISStory in the park. But when it gets near Halloween, we keep it with us on tour.

Velma: Wait a second. Is this the rock? The Detroit Rock that you received as a gift from the city of Detroit?

Chikara: That's just a cover story.

Velma: Yeah. And isn't the Destroyer just the name of a ride?

Chikara: Blasphemous! Have you learned nothing? The Destroyer will strike fear into your heart.

Velma: I know. That's what the poster says.

Chikara: Aah! Get her away from me. She and her friends will do more harm than good.

Velma: That woman is crazy.

Chikara: But her powers are impressive.

Velma: You actually believe all that?

Chikara: Chikara's never wrong. Except that time she predicted the Love Gun album would go gold. Because it went platinum! Yeah, baby.

Miles Collisto: Are you sure this is the place sis?

Fiona Collisto: Positive.

Leo Collisto: Shh! Listen. Somebody's coming.

Daphne: Starchild! Starchild! I hope nothing's happened to him.

Captain Phoebe Callisto: Who are you?

Connor Lacey: This is Daphne,Fred,Optimus Prime,Bluestreak,Bumblebee,Cliffjumper,Hound,Ironhide,Jazz,Mirage,Brawn,Prowl,Ratchet,Sideswipe,Sunstreaker,Trailbreaker,Wheeljack,Windcharger,Grapple,Hoist,Huffer,Inferno,Red Alert,Skids,Blaster,Steeljaw,Ramhorn,Eject,Rewind,Gears,Smokescreen,Tracks,Beachcomber,Skyfire,Cosmos,Omega Supreme,Powerglide,Perceptor,Grimlock,Slag,Sludge,Snarl,Swoop,Silverbolt,Slingshot,Skydive,Air Raid,Fireflight,Hotspot,Blades,First Aid,Groove,Streetwise,Rodimus Prime,Kup,Blurr,Arcee,Ultra Magnus,Wheelie,Wreck-Gar,Outback,Swerve,Tailgate,Pipes,Sandstorm,Broadside,Metroplex,Scattershot,Lightspeed,Strafe,Nosecone,Afterburner,Mudflap,Jolt,Que,Roadbuster,Topspin,Leadfoot,Drift,Crosshairs,Brains,Slug,Scorn,Bulkhead,Ash Ketchum,Pikachu,Misty,Togepi,Brock,Tracy,May,Max,Dawn,Piplup,Iris,Axew,Cilan,Clemont,Bonnie,Serena,Hau,Lillie,Gladion,Tai,Agumon,Sora,Biyomon,Matt,Gabumon,Izzy,Tentomon,Joe,Gomamon,Mimi,Palmon,T.K.,Patamon,Kari,Gatomon,Davis,Veemon,Ken,Wormmon,Yolei,Hawkmon,Cody,Armadillomon,Yugi Moto,Tea,Tristan,Joey Wheeler,Bakura,Serenity Wheeler,Duke,Seto Kaiba,Mokuba Kaiba,Jaden Yuki,Yubel,Syrus Truesdale,Chumley Huffington,Zane Truesdale,Bastion Masawa,Chazz Princeton,Alexis Rhodes,Blair Underwood,Tyranno Hassleberry,Alister Phoenix,Adrian Gecko,Axel Brodie,Jesse Anderson,Yusei Fudo,Crow,Jack,Akiza,Leo,Luna,Yuma Tsukamo,Astral,Tori Meadow,Brock the duelist,Flip,Caswell,Kat,Vetrix,Trey,Quattro,Quinton,Kite Tenjo,Orbital 7,Lillybot,Yuya,Zuzu,Declan,Gong,Riley,Sylvio,Yuto,Yugo,Yuri,Thomas,Edward,Henry,Gordon,James the red engine,Percy,Toby,Emily, Princess Twilight Sparkle,Applejack,Fluttershy,Pinkie Pie,Rarity,Rainbow Dash,Spike,Bloom,Stella,Flora,Musa,Tecna,Aisha,Roxy,Daphne Bloom's sister,Samantha,Alex,Clover,Brittney,Chris Kratt,Martin Kratt,Aviva,Jimmy Z,Koki,the Ireland Rebel Alliance,Maximillion Pegasus,Noah Kaiba,Marik Ishtar,Arceus,Kyurem,Octane,Knockout,Shockwave,Predaking (PBH),Megatron,Starlight Glimmer,the Great and Powerful Trixie,Discord,King Thorax and his good Changelings,Gantu,Ruben,Scorpio,Itassis,Matoombo,Big Barda Berkeley Beetle and I'm Connor Lacey.

Fiona Collisto: (Gasps) The Connor Lacey?

Connor Lacey: That's me.

Captain Phoebe Callisto: It's an honour to meet up with you Mr. Lacey. I'm Captain Phoebe Callisto this my family Miles,M.E.R.K.,Fiona,Leo and Stella.

Jaden Yuki: Nice to meet you.

Fred: What was that?

Connor Lacey: I have no idea.

Daphne: Of all the times to be without my flashlight.

Both: Aah!

Chip McGhoo: You wanna buy a KISS flashlight? Comes with a handy key ring.

Connor Lacey: I do. Excuse me while I KISS this great buy.

(Callistos laughing)

Chazz Princeton: Will you stop that?

Fiona Collisto: Who's that?

Cilan: His name is Chip McGhoo. He's KISS' road manager and executive officer of merchandise.

Fred: What are you doing down here?

Chip McGhoo: Hey, I was just checking on the props of the concert, and I got lost in this maze.

Daphne: There it is again.

Chip McGhoo: If I only stocked up on KISS batteries.

Daphne: Hang on. I can use my cell phone.

Chip McGhoo: Those are the props I've been looking for. KISS monster props, part of the Halloween show. House seats still available.

Fred: That doesn't sound like a prop.

Daphne: This way.

Chip McGhoo: You're leaving? Hello? Manager in the dark. Hello?

Fred: In here. I got it. Ungh!

Daphne: Freddie! What is this place?

Shandi: It's my special effects lab.

Leo Collisto: Who's that?

Iris: That's Shandi Strutter. KISS' head techie.

Starchild: I thought I told you guys to stay back.

Daphne: Some of us had other ideas.

Shandi: Don't worry, Fred. We can dry you off. Beth? Christine?

Fred: Okay. All right. That's good. Thank you.

Daphne: I take it you didn't find the witch.

Starchild: I searched this whole sector except for the chem lab. That's why I came to Shandi.

Shandi: I'm the only one who has the key. For the last few months, chemicals have gone missing, so I keep the lab under lock and key. No one gets in without coming to me first. See? Empty.

Fred: Hey, is that a chemical analyzer?

Shandi: Pretty smart of you, Fred.

Fred: I've got a couple at home. Hey, do you think you can analyze this? It's the residue from the witch's mist.

Shandi: Sure. Anything for a fellow chemmy.

Yuri: I wonder how're Shaggy and Scooby doing?

Hoopa: I will find out.

Shaggy: I don't think I've worked this hard in, like, ho-ho, forever.

Scooby-doo: Me neither.

Hoopa: Hey boys.

Scooby-doo: Hiya Hoopa.

Shaggy: Hey, Mr. Catman, when do we get to eat?

Catman: After you've brought the KISS monsters on-stage.

Scooby-doo: Monsters?

Catman: Yeah, Chip brought them over. They're below us.

Shaggy: Like, where are the stairs, man?

Catman: Don't need them.

Shaggy: That must be them, Hoopa and Scoob. Now, these are the kind of monsters I like. Fake ones.

Scooby-doo: Shaggy, look.

Shaggy: It's KISS'S green room where they hang out before the show. Scoob, you hit the jackpot. Think of all impressive people who have been invited down here. The pizza-delivery guy, the sandwich-delivery guy... ...the creepy witch, the sushi-delivery guy...

Crimson Witch: Give me rock!

Shaggy: Zoinks! Creepy witch. Like, maybe she'll think this is the real KISS and go away.

Emperor Mavro: Crimson Witch, make those things come to life.

Crimson Witch: Alive!

Shaggy: Please go away. Please go away. Please go away.

Scooby-Doo: Are they gone?

Shaggy: Maybe they're waiting for us to let our guard down.

Scooby-doo: Well, they're gonna have to wait a long time.

Velma: Shaggy? Scooby? Hoopa? Are you in there?

Shaggy: Like, how do they know our names?

Velma: Shaggy.

Shaggy: Velma? Why are you not being eaten by KISS monsters?

Velma: KISS monsters?

Daphne: What are you talking about?

Scooby-doo: They're gone.

Velma: I can't say we don't have enough suspects. The problem is finding a motive.

Connor Lacey: I can remember them. Suspect 1: Manny Goldman, suspect 2: Delilah Domino, suspect 3: Shandi Strutter, suspect 4: Chip McGhoo and suspect 5: Chikara.

Fred: The only one who'd like the park to shut down is Chip. But he doesn't seem smart enough.

Daphne: Shandi's smart enough.

Fred: I know, but she's way too cute to be a suspect.

Shaggy: Mr. Goldman and the security lady don't want the park to close. They'll lose their jobs.

Velma: Chikara is the one who's the most obsessed with the witch. She talks as if she is really supernatural.

This is my formal apology for all the mobile users.

#I wont give up yknow #i have this shit locked down #>:)#messenger of answers #hi t4ll!

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pesterloglog · 1 year ago

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Caliborn, Dirk Strider

Act 6, page 5071-5075

uu: BETTER HuRRY uP.

uu: YOu CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES.

uu: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE MILES!

TT: Why do you keep saying that?

TT: Are you trying to turn it into some sort of Thing?

uu: IT ALREADY IS A THING. INASMuCH.

uu: AS FACTS ARE THINGS.

uu: HERE ARE MORE FACTS THAT ARE THINGS.

uu: YOu ARE GOING TO DIE SOON.

uu: YOuR WHOLE uNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE.

uu: BECAuSE.

uu: YOu CAN'T.

uu: ESCAPE.

uu: THE MIIIIIIIIIIILES.

TT: Sorry, it's not going to start being a Thing no matter how much you say it. Give it a rest.

uu: NO.

TT: What I don't understand is how the attack is making its way here from Derse.

TT: Is that even possible?

uu: WHAT.

uu: JuST BECAuSE THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING THERE.

uu: YOu THINK THERE IS CORRELATION. BEYOND SOME SORT OF CIRCuMSTANTIALLY SIMuLTANEOuS. FuCKRuBBISH?

uu: YOu'RE SO DuMB.

TT: So, you know why this is happening?

uu: YES.

uu: THESE MILES ARE FROM JACK. WAY OuTSIDE YOuR uNIVERSE.

uu: THE MILES ON DERSE ARE FROM ANOTHER GuY. WHO'S JuST. SITTING IN A CASTLE SOMEWHERE PROBABLY.

TT: That doesn't actually explain a whole lot, but ok.

uu: SOMEONE COMMISSIONED JACK. SORT OF.

uu: PuT OuT A HIT ON YOuR ENTIRE uNIVERSE. AND ALL ITS INTERNAL ITERATIONS.

uu: DON'T YOu THINK THAT'S FuCKING AWESOME?

TT: I thought you didn't know much about our story? You usually like to brag about how you don't care about details like that.

uu: I MAINLY JuST SKIM PAST IT ALL WITH DISGuST. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS.

uu: WHERE PEOPLE DIE.

uu: I COuLD READ THOSE.

uu: OVER AND OVER.

uu: AND ALSO MAYBE THE PARTS.

uu: WHERE PEOPLE "KISS"?

uu: IN THE WAY THAT WHEN YOu CHANCE uPON SOMETHING.

uu: uNSPEAKABLY AND VISCERALLY ABHORRENT.

uu: IT GETS HARD.

TT: Does it now.

uu: TO PRY YOuR EYES AWAY!

uu: YOu DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

uu: TO PRY YOuR EYES AWAY.

TT: Oh.

uu: HEY.

uu: WHY ARE YOu GIVING ONE OF YOuR HuMAN "THuMBS uP".

uu: INTO THE SKY.

uu: IS IT AN INDECENT GESTuRE.

TT: I guess you would probably think so.

uu: OH YES.

uu: I THINK IT'S PROBABLY TRuE.

uu: KEEP SHOWING ME THE NASTY.

uu: I DEMAND A STEADY DIET OF RIBALDRY AND. *SHuDDER.*

uu: POIGNANT EXPRESSION.

uu: EITHER KEEP THAT uP.

uu: OR MAKE SuRE THAT.

uu: THE CORPSE PILE.

uu: DOESN'T STOP FROM GETTING TALLER.

uu: OR BOTH. IDEALLY.

uu: BOTH WOuLD BE GREAT.

TT: Your staccato babbling is just so choice today. But I really have to go.

TT: Got to escape all these goddamn miles, remember?

uu: AAH HAA HAA!

uu: YOu CAN'T!

uu: YOu CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T.

uu: ESCAAAAAAAAAAAPE.

TT: The miles. Right.

TT: Bye.

uu: BuT SERIOuSLY. WAIT!

TT: What.

uu: I WANTED TO GIVE YOu SOMETHING. A "PRESENT".

TT: What?

uu: IT'S A TOKEN OF. uH. "THANKS". uGH.

TT: For what?

TT: Can we seriously move this along.

uu: FOR HELPING ME. WITH THE THING YOu JuST HELPED ME BuILD.

TT: God, what are you talking about.

uu: FOR YOu IT WAS YEARS AGO. BuT FOR ME. SOLICITING YOu FOR ASSISTANCE WAS QuITE RECENT.

TT: Oh, alright. I remember now.

TT: You're always all over the timeline and somehow expect people to know what you're talking about.

TT: So what's the present?

uu: BEFORE I GIVE YOu THIS TREASuRE. FIRST YOu MuST DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

TT: Man. You really do struggle with human customs, don't you?

TT: When you're about to give someone a gift out of gratitude, you don't then start negotiating with them and ask for shit before handing it over.

TT: Just fuckin' give it to me already.

uu: NO. DO WHAT I SAY FIRST.

TT: Ok, what do you want me to do to collect my awesome prize you're allegedly thanking me with?

uu: YOuR JuJu.

uu: REMEMBER I TOLD YOu TO BRING IT TO THE ROOF.

TT: Cal? Yeah, I remember.

uu: SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T SAY ITS "NAME" YOu IDIOT.

uu: NOW TAKE OuT THE JuJu.

TT: Ok. Now what.

uu: NOW THROW IT IN THE FIRE.

TT: Screw you.

TT: I'm not chucking the C-man into a flaming ocean.

uu: IT IS THE uLTIMATE ABOMINATION.

uu: YOuR JuJu MAY BE DEAD AND HOLLOW. BuT SOMETHING TELLS ME.

uu: THAT MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MORE DANGEROuS.

uu: DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYOND COMPREHENSION IS YOuR REWARD.

TT: No.

TT: Keep your treasure.

uu: AH HA HA. AS IF IT IS NOT INEVITABLY DESTINED TO FALL FROM YOuR HuMAN FINGERS.

uu: AND BECOME ERASED AS YOuR uNIVERSE DIES.

uu: DIDN'T I MENTION.

uu: A JuJu CAN NEVER BE TRuLY COPIED.

uu: IF TWO APPEAR TO EXIST. SuCH AS ONE IN REALITY AND ONE IN YOuR DREAMS.

uu: IT IS ONLY AN ILLuSION. EITHER NEVER TRuE. OR SOON TO BE CORRECTED.

uu: THERE CAN ONLY EVER BE ONE.

TT: Well, I'm not tossing him, so that's that.

uu: YOu WILL THOuGH.

uu: ANYWAY. YOu TOOK IT OuT.

uu: I WILL DEEM THAT COMPLIANCE ENOuGH.

uu: AND REWARD YOu WITH MY GRATITuDE.

uu: I THINK INSTEAD OF THANKS THOuGH. I WILL CALL IT. A "BIRTH DAY PRESENT"?

TT: It isn't my birthday.

uu: NOT YOuRS JERK.

TT: Oh. So it's your birthday today?

uu: IT WILL BE.

uu: IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN.

TT: How cryptically meaningless.

TT: And you continue to struggle with human customs. You don't give other people presents on your own birthday.

TT: Anyway, just tell me what it is.

uu: IT IS A "WORK OF FINE ART".

uu: THE VERY FIRST I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED.

uu: YOu WILL FIND IT SuITABLY CONVEYS OuR SPECIAL BOND.

TT: Let's see.

uu: http://tinyurl.com/DIRKTHISISuS

TT: Uh.

TT: What the fuck am I looking at here?

uu: DON'T YOu SEE?? IT IS uS! YOu AND ME.

uu: WE ARE GETTING PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA.

TT: I... really don't see.

TT: What do you mean? This fucking scribbly bullshit is us? Are we shaking hands or something?

uu: WHOA! WHOAAAAAAAAAAA! DuDE. HAHA. FuCK.

uu: YOu HAVE AN EVEN DIRTIER MIND THAN ME. I'M FuCKING OuTCLASSED BY YOuR REPREHENSIBLE IMAGINATION ONCE AGAIN.

uu: I CAN'T SAY I'M SuRPRISED.

TT: So, it's just us? What about The Bitches?

TT: I thought you found a scarcity of The Bitches to be all but unacceptable.

uu: THE BITCHES AS YOu CAN PLAINLY SEE HAVE BEEN FAR FROM NEGLECTED. LOOK.

uu: THEY'RE RIGHT THERE ASSHOLE. THE BITCHES APPEAR TO BE. *AHEM.* RATHER ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY???

uu: OOOOOOOOOOOH.

uu: SOO GNARLY.

uu: TO IMAGINE. WHAT FILTH MY OWN HAND HAS WROuGHT.

TT: Yeah. Gnarly is about right.

TT: This is utter shit. You know that, don't you?

TT: Please don't tell me you are actually incapable of understanding how bad this drawing is.

uu: WHAT. NO. FuCK YOu.

uu: IT'S PRETTY GOOD. AT LEAST FOR A FIRST TRY.

TT: If you actually think this even qualifies as a drawing, I'm going to have to say you are literally the worst artist who has ever existed.

uu: WHAT THE FuCK. THIS IS HOW YOu TREAT. MY "BIRTH DAY THANK YOu GIFT"??

TT: That's not a thing either.

TT: You must have some wires crossed between your left brain and right brain. Like a weird perceptual disorder. Or something like that.

TT: It's actually kind of fascinating that you think you achieved something visually coherent or recognizable.

uu: THIS IS OuTRAGEOuS.

TT: Anyway. Got to go.

TT: Your drawing blows.

TT: Later.

timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering undyingUmbrage [uu]

#homestuck #caliborn #dirk strider #homestuck act 6 #page 5071 #page 5072 #page 5073 #page 5074 #page 5075 #homestuck act 6 act 3

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bibiana112 · 3 years ago

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Randomly thinking about that one very bad bad ending again lmao, I call it the Safe end because of naming conventions with the rest of them and how much I think about the absolute fucking irony since well you don't exactly feel very safe the whole way there lol but also how every other way to refer to it absolutely fucking wrecks me too, calling it the Zero lost ending?? Big fucking ouch! Makes me think both about what we hear over the intercom and that our girl's still fucking dead after all the effort, in losing the game she lost her life And I don't even care if this is just what's written on the steam achievement but it always gives me brainworms, Chance of loss is not zero??? Bro! I'm not okay! How do I even begin to go off about this one?? Loss specifically takes the focus to the people who survive but still feel the brunt of the grief instead of only losing as like a player or something and yeah I'm mostly thinking about Aoi but bro the Fields are both dead as well that's got to be a terrible loss to their family and loved ones too and honestly to Junpei too and and the chance thing gets me so much cause they always knew this outcome was a possibility, it was small, but it was never zero and Zero was perfectly aware of that and brooo someone hold me...

#probably thinking this because of the convo from yesterday #but yeah that's that I can't help thinking about that whole thing aah #zero escape #nine hours nine persons nine doors 🧭#escape room convention but it's a time loop

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hostile-heros · 3 years ago

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Hey bud you might wanna worry about the whole god thing later. I dunno the last time you ate something, and it’s better to eat and hydrate while you can. You’ve been through a lot : (

CONNOR: "Huh. That's right I haven't eaten like the whole day."

PUMPKIN: "That's probably why you nodded off to sleep earlier. Cant eat? Sleep. Can't sleep? Eat."

CONNOR: "Yeah makes enough sense."

PUMPKIN: "Oh! By the way Dad started on making sausages, at least when I came back in here anyway. So they should probably be done by now. You want dinner?"

CONNOR: "Aw hell yeah I want dinner!"

The monkey boy promptly hops out of bed, ruffling his hair to not be an absolute mess as he follows his friend out of their room and into the kitchen where Pumpkin's father seemed to be carefully taking out many sausages out of a frying pan, being careful to not be hit by the boiling hot oil in the pan.

PUMPKIN: "Papa! Is dinner ready yet?"

PAPA: "Almost champ. Just need to get the the plates out and serve it up and get the sauce out of the cupboard. Your mother's in the bathroom right now could ya come help me get the plates?"

PUMPKIN: "Okay!"

Before xey go to help their father. Xey turn to Connor.

PUMPKIN: "Feel free to sit down at the dinner table., just not that chair that's my chair."

After pointing to show which chair to not sit on, they rush off to help. Connor, not really knowing what else to do. Takes a sit at the table. And is suddenly hyperaware of how awkward sitting and waiting is when you don't have a mobile phone.

' Do. Do phones even exist here? Probably not. Oh god I am going to lose my daily streak on Jetpack Joyride aren't I? Fuck. '

He eventually decides on using another mildly concerning skill he has to pass the time! Dissociation! He just sits there, mentally checking out and instead thinks about various other things as he stares forward. Probably looking very odd.

Eventually dinner does get served up and Connor gets snapped out of his trance of ignoring awkward by hearing a door open, looking over he sees a Luxray walking into the room. She looks a bit tired but happy. That must be Pumpkin's mom. She does have the same navy pelt colour. So according to all situational context that must be correct. If not. Then that's... Yeah.

PUMPKIN: "Mama! Sausage dinner!!!"

MAMA: "Oh! We haven't had that in a while."

PAPA: "Yeah. The travelling cart hasn't brought many meat products in a while. Probably due to the disasters n' stuff."

MAMA: "Aah makes sense. Oh. Who's this?"

She gestures towards the table where Connor is sitting there, kind of staring. He simply lifts a hand and waves.

PUMPKIN: "That's Connor! He's my new friend! I met him on Sunshine Beach!"

CONNOR: "Helloooo."

MAMA: "Oh! Little Pumpkin hasn't made a new friend in so long! I'm glad you decided to stay over for dinner! Are you new to the area? We haven't seen many Chimchar families in this area."

CONNOR; "Uh. No I don't think I'm from this area. I am rather excited for dinner though!"

' Please for the love of every spirit that likes me please let me have dinner first so I can panic think of a lie to tell while I eat. Please please just let me eat food- '

PAPA: "That's good! Because its right here!"

Pumpkin brings over two plates full of sausages and some steamed vegetables! Placing one in front of Connor then sitting in their chair next to him.

' D U D E Y E S. '

The parents grab their own plates and sit at the other side of the table. Pumpkin has already started eating so Connor takes that as his cue to start eating as well, picking up his fork and beginning to eat as he brain blast's away in his head.

MAMA: "So, Connor, what exactly do you mean that you don't 'think' you're from this area."

CONNOR: "Oh. I don't remember a lot of things. I woke up this morning at the bottom of a cliff so. I probably fell off and bonked my head up. I'm not that worried though. I remember enough to live and stuff I just. Don't know where my home is, or even if I had one in the first place."

PAPA: "Didn't you have anything on you?"

CONNOR: "Nope. No bag or anything. I probably got robbed."

MAMA: "I wouldn't doubt that. People have been going crazy these days and snatching up anything they can. Even if it means taking things from others."

CONNOR: "Hmm? Why's that?"

MAMA: "There's been a lot of natural disasters and various other bad events happening. Signs of another apocalypse. I just hope someone finds the hero soon."

#hostile-heros #text heavy #text wall #connor the chimchar #pumpkin the shinx #connor chimchar #pumpkin shinx #chimchar #connor #mod: @astrogoatz #pokeblog #pokemon #pokemon ask blog #dallas the pikachu #dallas pikachu #rosie luxray #rosie the luxray #traumamonkeystorytag

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1a-imagines · 5 years ago

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˗ˏˋ Show off ˎˊ˗

Characters: izuku midoriya

Overview: when he see how impressed you are with his stength, he cant help but show off more of his abilities. Its a shame he didn't realise what effect he was having on you.

Warnings: s m u t, begging, hair pulling. Its pretty vanilla.

A/n: This is my first time posting smut so please be gentle on my soul.

This ones for my hornee friends. You know who you are. :>

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"This is so exciting!" You happily bounced on the balls of your feet as you bubbled over with joy. Your boyfriend laughed at your reaction, he hadn't seen you this excited in so long, it made his heart melt, You're so adorable. If he didn't have so many boxes to move into your newly bought, shared home he'd love to pepper some kisses over your face.

"I know, I'm excited too. Even with all the heavy lifting we have to do today." He chuckled as he reached over to grab another box.

"Oh! Let me help you!" You moved towards him but he shook his head. "No it's ok honey, I got it but can you get the doors for me? He asked as he reached for yet another box. You would be lying if you said you weren't impressed, he was picking up those heavy boxes like they were nothing! You knew he was strong from his line of work, not to mention it showed in his muscles, yet it never failed to make you gush. You'd be seeing a lot more of it now you two will be moving in together.

You rushed over to hold the front door open for him, and as he passed you your jaw dropped. He was casually carrying 6 of the heaviest boxes you had packed like they were a couple of pillows. He placed them down and turned to find you staring with your jaw dropped open.

"What?" He suppressed a laugh at your expression, though he was genuinely confused as to why you were gawking at him.

"Y-you're really strong!" You squeaked. Izuku blink, taking a second to process before letting out a laugh. You had been dating for years and you had seen him working out more than once, yet it still seemed to impress you to no end. "Of course I am!! I am a hero after all."

You blushed, shyly rubbing your arm. You'd probably never get over how strong he was. You weren't a hero yourself, you weren't necessarily strong either, so of course it was bound to impress you! "I-I know but it's still impressive! I guess I just forget how strong you are sometimes."

Usually you were the one teasing him but this time you were the one left with a red face.

Sometimes you forgot how strong he was since he has such a cute face, even though he was much older now, he was no longer a school boy, but his cheeks were still a bit on the plump side, that mixed with his freckles- It was adorable! Somehow he pulled it off so well that they looked so soft and kissable yet he still had a defined jawline and it all went together so well. He was just so handsome-

"Honey? You're staring."

You froze up.

You wanted to hit your head against the door, it was so embarrassing! You've been caught ogling him again and you could see he was enjoying it from the smile on his face alone.

"Come on, let's get the rest of those boxes there'll be plenty of time to stare later." He passed you again, you couldn't believe he was teasing you about this!

You trudged behind him with a red face, making a mental note to get back at him later for this.

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The night after you two had officially moved in was spent on the couch, your eyes barely open as you slowly fell asleep. You had spent the whole day unpacking and organising everything and it was safe to say that you were exhausted. Izuku seemed completely fine, despite doing most of the heavy work, then again, he had probably dealt with much more physically demanding days with his line of work.

Seeing him moving furniture around on his own, lifting heavy objects that would take the work of 3 people had really been a treat for you, though he caught you staring at him every single time and you could swear he was becoming smug about it.

You tried your best to focus on the movie but the dull lights from the TV screen combined with warmth from your boyfriend made it the perfect atmosphere to fall asleep in. You yawned as your eyes fell close and you felt izuku's hand rub up your side. "I think it's time for bed." He whispered as he looked down at you barely holding onto consciousness.

You really didn't want to have to move but falling asleep on the couch would be uncomfortable. You nodded and forced your body to push yourself up only to feel a hand go under your legs and another behind you back. You were lifted up.

Your eyes peaked open slightly, you were cradled against Izuku's chest, he was carrying you to bed. "Strong.." You muttered which earned a small laugh from your boyfriend. "I don't know how heavy you think you are but this of all things shouldn't be so impressive to you."

"I really weigh nothing to you huh?"

"Well, I can usually carry about 5-6 people in one go when rescuing. So no, you don't." He replied and even in your sleepy state you could hear the prideful tone in his voice as he spoke. If you weren't so sleepy right now you might have teased him for that. It almost sounded like he was trying to show off a little.. which was strangely out of character for him, and yet it was working on you.

You couldn't help but admire his strength, then again you admired a lot about him. He made you feel so lucky, lucky to be in love with someone so amazing and to have him love you back. It felt too good to be true.

He gently placed you onto the bed and pulled the covers up over you. Your face twisted into a frown at his missing warmth but he quickly crawled in next to you and encased you into his arms.

In your sleep induced state you didn't realise the way your hands were wandering around his muscles as you drifted off, leaving your boyfriend red faced.

It felt- nice… like you were admiring and almost worshiping him. He wasn't egotistical and he never thought to show off how strong he was to others, but when it was you? It felt so good.

He could feel himself slowly becoming addicted to how you reacted to his strength alone. The way you looked at him like he was the most amazing person in the world to you. He was ashamed to admit he wanted more, more of you giving him that look, more of seeing your red face when you got caught.

He looked down at your sleeping face, your hand still placed on his tone stomach, he smiled, butterflies filling his chest.

Maybe he should start showing off to you more often.

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You were currently sitting on the couch with your laptop resting on your legs. You were catching up on some work as your boyfriend went around cleaning your newly shared home. You had offered to help him several times but he kept insisting it was fine and you should focus on your work.

Even when you lived together he played up to the gentleman role. It had only been a week and whenever he wasn't at work he was insisting on cooking and cleaning for you, though you mostly took care of those when he was on the job since your line of work was much less demanding than his.

You glanced up from the screen to see your boyfriend bent over, his plump ass in the air as he vacuumed under the tv stand. You pressed your lips together as you shamelessly started, why did he always have to wear shorts? They cupped him so well. He probably wasn't even aware of it either.

Something about living together now had helped you to notice anytime he'd bend over or wear something that would show off his muscles more often. You had tried not to be too much of a perv but- well it was kind of hard to control when you were constantly around your extremely good looking boyfriend.

You made sure to quickly avert your eyes once he stood back up so as to not be caught. You couldn't afford to keep going red faced around him, it was too embarrassing.

You played innocent as you focused on your work but you still had a smirk on your face from seeing the lovely sight. Luckily Izuku was too busy with cleaning to notice.

As he made his way around the room and got closer to you, you looked up and got ready to stand. "Oh, need me to move?" You asked as you assumed he'd want to get under the couch too. "No you're good!" He grinned in return.

"Wh- AAH!" You clutched onto the arm rest as he lifted up the couch with one arm. You didn't know what it was but a sudden fire lit in the pit of your stomach. Seeing him so effortlessly lift the couch, with you still on it. Was more than you could handle.

"So strong..." Like your stomach, your face began heating up and you failed to see the grin on Izuku's face at your words. He placed you and the couch back down and took a few seconds to admire the look on your face. It was so cute, it made him feel prideful that his girlfriend was gushing over him so much.

He felt almost guilty for doing this on purpose, for trying to show off to you.

"Are you ok, princess?" He asked with a tilt of his head. You looked up at him with a look of awe and admiration, it's not like he wasn't used to this from his fans. It always felt so nice to know people admired him, but when it was you who was admiring him, something about it felt so much better!

You reached over and tugged at his hand. "Yeah! I just want some cuddles." It wasn't a lie, seeing him do something so amazing like it was nothing made you want to admire him even more. "I still have cleaning-"

"Can you do it later?" You whipped out the puppy eyes and he gave in almost immediately.

"You know, I can't say no to that face." He sat down next to you and without a second to waste you were in his lap cuddling up to him. Your laptop and work were forgotten in an instant as you pressed sweet little kisses to his jaw and neck.

He did not expect his showing off to have this effect on you. He had been showing off in front of you any chance he got but this reaction was still surprising.

Were you pent up? It sure felt that way by how you were sloppily kissing his neck

Since you two hadn't been living together until recently you hadn't had the chance to see his strength in action except for on tv. But seeing it in person and seeing how casual it was for him to pick up such heavy objects or work out for hours and not break a sweat.

It was just too indulgent. How did you get so lucky?

You kept peppering kisses over his face which made him smile. He loved the attention, he wanted more of it too.

“Are you doing this on purpose?” you asked him.

“what do you mean?”

You pulled away from his jaw,your fingers tangled into his hair. You grabbed a fist full of his green locks and he knew what was going to happen. You pulled on his locks, his head tilting back as he let out a small breathy gasp. You knew it was one of his weaknesses. “Don't play coy with me hero~. I’m not dumb.”

"I-I just like the way you look at me." He admitted, his face flushing in embarrassment at the confession. It made you grin,

"Show off." He didn't dare deny your statement, he knew it was true.

You muttered before leaning down to his neck, you let your hot breath linger on his skin, but did not dare to place your lips there until you heard him let out a needy whine.

You could tell by the way his hands squeezed at your hips that he was getting impatient. You began to press light kisses on his skin, slowly making your way around to the crook of his neck. When you pressed a kiss to a certain area you felt him shiver and you knew this was the place to give him a nice bite. You didn't bite him too hard, just enough to leave a mark.

In return he pulled your hips forward to meet his own. The sheer force of it alone told you he was begging for more. "Please, don't tease me."

"You mean like how you've been teasing me all this time?" You heard him gulp. "Count this as revenge." You licked a strip up to his ear so you could whisper to him. "But I also want to worship you, that's what you were after right? Well you win, honey." You felt him shiver beneath you and you knew he was putty in your hands.

His fingers dug into your hips, forcing your shirt up a bit. You moved down to his neck and began to attack that sweet spot you were all too familiar with. Sucking, licking and biting, yet never being too rough about it. You were here to worship his body, not hurt him. You didn't even have to rock your hips as his hands began to guide your hips for you. It was a sign of desperation as he pulled you to grind against his growing bulge. You could feel him throbbing beneath you as his hips buckled, you didn't bother to stop him. It felt so good.

"Aah.. Kiss.." he muttered breathlessly, you moved up to face him, your nose brushing against his skin. You stared down at him with half lidded eyes. "Making demands now huh?" You questioned and he shook his head. "Please?" He added. What a good boy.

Your hands grabbed at his hair and pulled his head towards you, Your lips meeting in desperation, he whined and moaned as your hips grinded against his hard, throbbing cock. He melted into the couch, his breathy moans mixed with yours as he sloppily made out with you, saliva dribbling down your chin. His hands desperately ran around your body, desperate to feel your bare skin, they grabbed at whatever they could, groping your thighs and ass before roaming up to your shirt.

His hands fumbled to take your shirt off but you grabbed his hands before he could and pulled them away. "I don't think so. Not yet."

You hooked your finger under his shirt and he knew what you were telling him to do. He obediently pulled it off and your eyes scanned over him, he could see the love you held for him in them. The way they practically worshiped all his muscles. He loved it.

Your hands ran down his chest to the hem of his shorts. "God, you're so handsome."

You saw his lips curl up as he rested his head on the back on the couch, his chest rising and falling to the beat of his erratic heart, you pressed kisses to his nipples, your padded tongue poked out to lick them, he whimpered, shivering under you.

"You're being such a good boy today. I think you deserve more." You ran your hand through his hair, giving him one last kiss as you yanked his shorts down, his cock sprung out, already slick with precum.

"You're not even wearing underwear?" He really had been trying to catch your attention today. You smirked.

You hopped off his lap and pulled his shorts all the way off so you could open his legs and situate yourself between them. His hands were already on your shoulders in anticipation. He was so needy and he didn't even have to say it, his actions said it all. You smiled at the way precum had already dribbled down the head.

You grabbed the base with your hand and used the pad of your tongue to lap it up, earning some a moan in return. The salty taste hit your tongue and you swallowed it. His hands squeezed your shoulders as your hot breath hit his exposed skin.

Izuku brushed hair from your face so it wouldn't be in your way, he was always so thoughtful, even now.

You tauntingly took the head into your mouth, making sure to look up at him through your lashes so you could see his reaction. His eyes had already slipped close in bliss, his eyebrows scrunched together. You could feel his hips twitch beneath you. You hummed against him, sending vibrations down his length, more greedy whines slipped from his lip and his grip on your tightened.He was always so sensitive, but you liked that about him.

You began moving your head up and down his shaft, slowly, his hands wove into your hair. It didn't take long for him to start grinding his hips up into your mouth. He couldn't help it, he was desperate for more. You didn't stop him, how could you when he was making such beautiful noises. His face scrunched up as those desperate whines and whimpers got louder.

"A-ah fuck. Faster princess, please go faster!" He begged and you quickened your pace, your padded tongue rubbing him in all the right spots as your hand worked the places your mouth couldn't reach. Saliva dripped from your mouth as you hollow your cheeks. He tried not to thrust up too hard into your mouth but the pleasure was just too much. He heard you gag as the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat and was about to apologise until he heard you moaned again.

"Princess, ah~ i'm going to cum. Mmh~" he pleaded and you pulled back, your hand pumping his slick cock, as more precum began to dribble out of the head.

You replied, "Don't worry baby, go ahead. Cum for me." You reassured him, taking the time to admire the way his lips parted as his hips thrusted up into your hand. His thighs tensed up, toe curling by your knees as he panted, desperately moaning out your name. You could see he was close.

You hand quicked, your thumb teasing his head as the other hand fondled his balls. You pressed kisses to his thigh, licking and nipping at his skin.

"Cum for me hero~" you whispered, his toes curling as he released a loud, drawn out moan. His large palms held onto your shoulders for dear life as his back arched, his toes digging into the floor as he cried out. His hot cum spilled over your chest.

"..ah...baby," he panted. "Did i make a mess again?" He asked, his eyes closed as he came down from his high. You hopped back up onto his lap. Even just having him pressed against you made your heat rise. his cock was still throbbing from the pleasure.

"Why don't you take a look?" You pulled the arm that was covering his eyes away and his lips parted at the sight of your chest covered in his cum.

"We're not done just yet." You rocked your hips forward and he gasped, his sensitivity was doubled since he had just orgasmed.

You slowly began to strip in front of him, not missing the way his big eyes greedily took you in, but you could still see the admiration in them. when your breasts spring free from your bra his lips immediately attached to them. As if he had been waiting to taste them all this time.

You slowly began to rock your pussy against his cock. All the way up, and back down. You felt your wetness smearing all over him and it drove him wild. "o-oh angel~ mmh~" he moaned, feeling your slickness rubbing all over his cock turned him on even more.

He was getting hard again.

You felt Izuku slip down between your legs as you knelt over him. You raised an eyebrow as he pulled your knees to rest by his head. “what are you doing? this is supposed to be about you.”

“Well I want to hear you cry out too.” he smiled up at you and you felt his tongue lick all the way up your clit. You hummed, your hand going back to his hair to pet him. He kisses the folds of your clit, lapping up all your juices, he moans at the taste before moving down, his tongue prodding at your hole, his nose buried between your walls as he pushed his wet muscle inside of you.

You moaned, lowering yourself onto his face more so his tongue could sink deeper into you. You could hear Izuku's muffled moaning between wet, sloppy noises. He exhaled through his nose as his tongue thrusted into you. His hands moved up from your thighs and massaged your ass cheeks, you felt him pushing you close to him, edging you to fuck his face.

You began to grind your hips down, moaning louder as his tongue swirled around you. “ah- fuck. izu~” he exhaled, hearing you cry out his name spurred him on even more. His kisses got sloppier, his tongue moved faster, writhing inside of you, one of his hands moved around to your clit, his thumb vigorously rubbing at your folds. He wanted you to cum onto his tongue, to taste all of you.

Your thighs clenched around his head and your hand pulling at his hair. He whimpered under you as you grinded against his lips, he found it hard to breath, being smothered between the folds of your wet pussy, but somehow the lack of air only made it more pleasurable. His head was spinning and, absentmindedly, one hand left your body so he could start to rub at his cock, slowly pumping his hand up and down his length at the sounds of your slutty moans. Your hips moved faster, but when you felt yourself getting close to cumming, so you pulled him off.

He had a mix of saliva and precum all around his lips and cheeks, his hair was messier than usual. His eyes were half lidded from pleasure, his hand still rubbing himself. He was a beautiful, sloppy, mess.

You heard him gasping for breath, “wh-what are you doing, I want you to-”

“Shh, don't worry baby, i’m going to take it from here.”

He sat back up and you hovered over his cock, the tip rubbed against your slick hole, you could feel he was leaking precum again. you gave him a few firm strokes before looking down at him with a smirk. He knew what you wanted, you wanted him to beg for it. Beg to fill you up. So like the obedient puppy he was, he gave into you. "P-please princess! I need you, please- i want you to ride me until I cum inside you. Don't make me wait any longer. Please- aah!!."

You sat down on him before he could finish, letting out a sigh of pleasure as izuku threw his head back. "You fill me up so well don't you baby?" You brushed back hair from his flushed, scrunched up face. He nodded obediently, unable to speak as he panted and whimpered at the feeling of his cock buried deep in your hot walls, taking him all in one go. His hands massaged your breasts as he pressed kisses to skin.

Your hands went to the back of the couch to give yourself some leverage as you lifted yourself back up until only the tip was left in. You watched his face contort into one of impatience. He whined, desperate to have you slam down on him. His hands went to your hips, and slowly pulled you back down.

You began your steady pace, rocking your hips up and down. The sound of wet, slapping skin echoed through your new home. Izuku squirmed under you, his hands digging into your hips as he slowly helped you up and down. His hips thrusted up. burying his cock deeper inside of you and you let out a gasp, your back arching.

You picked up the pace, slamming down on him harder, which in turn made izuku moan louder. You felt the fire in the pit of your stomach building up. You were right above his face so you were able to see all the expression of pleasure he was pulling. He even puckered his lips a few times as a way of asking for kisses, to which you gave him every time. His moans muffled against your mouth as his tongue desperately tried to taste you.

"Y/n- mnh- f-faster please! I need to cum. I want to cum so badly." He whined when he pulled back from the kiss, you felt his cock twitch from deep inside you as it abused that same spot over and over again. You watched as his tongue rolled out of his mouth, he was panting and whining greedily. You lifted one of your legs up and placed your foot on the couch beside him. Changing the position so you could pick up the pace.

Your thrusts got harder, faster, leaving your boyfriend and squirming, moaning mess under you. He begged for more for you to go faster. He wanted to fill you full of his cum.

You saw his hand come up to yours, slipping underneath so he could hold it, he needed to hold onto you as the intense heat kept building up. He knew he was going to come undone soon.

As you quickened your pace you could see him losing it more and more. "Fuck- ah. Izu~ right there." you moaned, squeezing his hand as your walls tensed up around him.

His cock was hitting all the right places. Sweat began to build up on your skin, your breasts bouncing with each thrust of your hips. His back arched and you knew he was getting close too. You could feel his thighs twitching and he buried his face into your neck.

"I love you so much. So so much." He could barely speak through his moans. His other hand grabbed onto your thigh as you rode him as fast as your hips could manage.

You watched as his head rolled back, his eyes wide as his fingers dug into your hips. He clenched his teeth tightly as a wave of pleasure washed over him.

He held you close as you orgasmed together. You rode him through the orgasm, moaning loudly as your legs shook at the intense amount of pleasure.

Hot ropes of cum spilled out inside of you, filling you up and once you came to a stop you pulled off of him, his seed spilling out of you and dripping down your thighs onto his stomach.

You collapsed onto his chest. He sweetly rubbed your hips, light traces from his fingertips trailed across his skin as you cuddled on the couch. His hands gently brushing through your now messy hair like you were the most delicate person in the world. You stayed that way for a while, pressing gentle kisses to each other's bare skin, holding each other close.

"We should really get cleaned up now." He said and you hummed in reply yet made no movement to get off him.

He playfully smiled at your lack of movements and with one swoop he pulled you into his arms and picked you up. Carrying you bridal style to the bathroom.

"What are you doing?"

He met your eyes, leaning down to press his forehead against yours.

"It's your turn now."

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darter-blue · 4 years ago

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Bec darling👉👈❤. I have a prompt for you. I don't know whether you have already done this. Here it goes. Bucky meets Steve during a yoga session in a gym. He gets to know that Steve is amazingly flexible and has a good ass. Throughout the session, Bucky can't concentrate when Steve is in front of him doing all these postures, unintentionally 'teasing' Bucky😆. Buck can't control anymore, he is sweating and hard.....You know. Then, they are alone in a locker room and Bucky takes that chance to pin him down .......and the rest is left to you, my queen 🙆‍♀️🙇‍♀️ I can't wait to read this aah

Oh hey there cheeky 😘

Sinchana, this is a very gorgeous prompt. And seeing as you asked so beautifully, here is a little ficlet for you. On Bucky's birthday of all days...

I do love to make you happy, honey.

Bucky gave up looking respectfully about five minutes into the class. He's using most of the brain power that's not concentrating on keeping his poses, to keep from drooling. Keep the blood in his limbs where it belongs. Not in his dick, not in these pants.

Yoga pants don't leave a lot to the imagination.

They certainly aren't leaving anything to the imagination on the guy in front of Bucky.

In front and two to the right. Tall. Blonde. Long legs in short shorts and too much muscle to be decent. Very, decidedly indecent actually. And the way his shorts are pulling against his tight round ass every time he sinks into cobra, is too perfect.

The way the veins run taught under the skin of his forearms has Bucky biting into his lip. He wants to feel the strength in those arms holding him down. Preferably with Bucky on his back. Because yeah, the guy is built, but his face.

All square jaw and sharp cheekbones and full pink lips, straight nose but just crooked enough to have character. And his eyes…

He'd caught Bucky's eyes on the way into class and honestly, the clear bright blue, the long lashes that kissed his cheeks as he looked down and away to blush… Bucky felt it like a punch.

And the guy has spent every minute since driving Bucky to the fucking brink with his body like a Greek God and his pretty, pretty face.

The instructor calls them up into downward dog and Bucky should be watching his own form, but his eyes are all for Mr America, who's arms push the weight of his body up gracefully into an A frame, forcing his gorgeous peach of an ass up high and tight, his thighs flexed, corded, thick and meaty and fuck, Bucky wants to bite into them.

It's that thought that undoes him, forces the blood right to his traitorous cock, filling it fast and full, and Bucky tries to overcompensate his frame, tries to shift his legs to hide it and overbalance. Falls flat on his face into the mat with an 'oof'. Knocking the air right out of his lungs.

'Shit,' he hisses to himself, lifting his head to see every eye in the room quickly turn away.

Including Mr big, blond and beefy.

Well that's just great.

At least it helped him get rid of his not so little problem.

That is, until he goes to get changed, maybe have a shower to cool off, grabbing his stuff and closing the door to his locker, only to find the guy right behind it.

'Hey,' the guys says. And oh his voice is deep, and velvety smooth.

'Uh, hey.' Bucky can't stop himself from looking the guy up and down, tracking the beads of sweat running over soft sandy skin. Snapping his eyes back up to his face in embarrassment.

Which doesn't help at all because not only is his bone structure perfect, but the light dusting of feckless across his nose lends him an adorable charm that Bucky has to close his eyes to.

'You okay? That was quite a faceplant back there.'

Bucky would really like the ground to open up and swallow him.

'Umm yeah I… ah… you know. Just lost focus for a second.'

'But you're okay?' And the way the guy raises his eyebrow, tilts his head - the warmth in his expression is palpable. Bucky melts into it a little.

'Oh yeah, I'm okay. Totally.' Bucky's nodding just a tad too enthusiastically.

It has the guy's lips turning up into a smile.

'How okay? Like, you need to maybe go home and cool off? Ice it? Or like you have a little energy left in you?'

Oh.

Is he…? Does he mean...?

'Yeah. Yes. The second thing,' Bucky says, still nodding his head, 'energy. I got tons of energy.'

And the guy leans in, crowds Bucky into the locker with all that bulk, blocks him in with his big hands on either side of Bucky’s head. 'You feel like a little more of a workout?'

And Bucky swallows at the look in the guys eyes, at his words, at the way he licks across his bottom lip, leaning ever closer to Bucky’s face. 'I do,' he says softly, 'definitely.'

And the guy presses his whole body along the line of Bucky's, until Bucky can feel every inch of him. And it's… a lot of inches…

His lips are so close to Bucky’s ear they kiss against the skin. 'Wanna get clean with me?'

'Here?' Bucky says with a squeak, 'now?'

And the guy pulls back to look Bucky in the eye, smile wide and eyes bright. 'Oh, I've been thinking about getting you on your knees in those showers since the minute I saw you.'

And Bucky might actually black out for a second. Or he's finally reached another plane of existence, but whatever it is, it has him grabbing at the guys giant arms, holding himself up and leaning against him.

He looks up into those baby blue eyes and just says, 'me fucking too.'

And the guy smiles even wider, if that's possible.

'I'm Steve, by the way,' the guy says, pushing himself off the wall and bringing Bucky with him.

'Bucky,' Bucky replies, 'My friends call me Bucky.'

'Well Bucky, let's go work off that left over energy.'

Bucky can only nod, let the guy, Steve, lift him over the bench and put him back down to take him by the hand.

They barely even make it into the stall before he's all over Bucky.

And Bucky just hangs on for dear life.

Yep. This yoga class is about to get the best Insta rating.

Hope you like it, Sinchana honey! (I changed it up a little bit, but... these boys just do what they want sometimes, you know?)

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becca-e-barnes · 3 years ago

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Umm hi. So aah this feels weird to ask but I realy think this is the safest and most comfortable place to ask my question so here we go... Also TMI alert.

So um Ik this is gonna sound weird but umm when I touch myself, I can't finish? Like sure it feels good but I can't push it till I have an orgasm? (And I think that's fine bcz I read online of women having kinda same experiences and they just need to find out what suits them etc) Okay whatever but that's not what I wanted to ask, I wanted to know that when you cum or orgasm, does it feel like that whole knot thingy in the stomach and the whole way it is usually described in fics? (I mean I wouldn't be surprised if that's not true bcz well reality can be different and the stuff said in fics isn't true) If it doesn't feel like that, then umm how does it feel? Like could you kinda describe it? I'm so so sorry if this is all too weird for you, I have just seen this whole blog very positive about stuff like this and so I went ahead and asked. But feel free to ignore if it makes you uncomfortable. Thankyou if you decide to answer! 💜

This isn’t tmi at all honey!! I’m so glad you felt like you were able to ask! 💗 this kind of thing will never make me uncomfortable!!

I’ll maybe just start off by saying that its totally normal to not be able to finish, it could be something as simple as you’re over-thinking it!! Or maybe you’re not turned on enough! I know arousal is far more of a mental thing for me, I need to think of something really sexy to be able to finish. Or maybe you’re focusing on internal stimulation too much? I used to find it really distracting and it actually made it far harder for me to finish!!

But yeah, back to your actual question!! It’s one of those feelings that’s so hard to describe? Especially when you’re trying to write it in a sexy way in a fic 🙈 I think that’s why a lot of writers stick to the knot analogy

To me it’s more of a release of pressure in your lower tummy? Like the pressure builds up more and more until eventually it just releases and it feels incredible! I don’t think fics can do the feeling justice tbh! Maybe I just have a very intense experience but I find my legs tremble almost every time 🙃 and it tends to come in waves? Like sometimes I’d feel like I need to go a little faster or ease off and it feels even better when I listen to my body!

It really feels like a rush of blood to your head but in the best way! My head will maybe feel fuzzy and I really do see stars sometimes, that’s not just something that happens in fics!! So yeah, it’s a fantastic experience and I hope this helped you a little!

#asks answered <3 #anon #these kinds of questions are totally welcome!!#this doesn’t weird me out!#putting a cut because I know not everyone wants to read about my experiences 🙈#big sister becca

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rpmemesbyarat · 4 years ago

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RP Meme from Oliver & Company

Now, it's always once upon a time in New York City.

It's a big old bad old tough old town.

Let me have one, please.

Right away, you're making time and making friends

If they pick you out, you're on your way.

Get out there and go and try.

Why does nightfall find you feelin' so alone?

Dreaming is still how the strong survive

Keep your dream alive.

Got to look out and open your eyes,

You're in the fast lane

What's the matter with you? I said get outta here.

I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.

I've been watching you, and I think you're in serious need of some professional guidance.

I'm an expert at these things.

All you gotta do is learn some moves.

This city's got a beat.

When are we gonna get those hot dogs?

I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Our partnership is herewith dissolved.

You're not being fair!

Fairs are for tourists, kid.

Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire

Hey, wait! I helped you get those! Half of those are mine!

Why should I worry? Why should I care?

I got street savoir faire

You can wear the crown!

Everything goes.

Everything fits.

They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz!

Stop that racket! I'm trying to watch this show.

Shut up, you little rodent.

Come on, let's watch some boxing. I wanna see some action

You think this place is big enough?

What we need is some good quality stuff

Oh, shredded leather.

You insulted my pride! That means death!

It was your turn to get the food today!

You remain our preeminent benefactor.

It was tough. Only I could have done it.

I love a story with food in it.

Enter the opposition.

Gang war! Gang war! Watch out! Here comes a gang war!

Take cover!

It's just a cat.

I followed this dog.

He's lying! He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!

Oh, boy! Dog pile!

Don't let me down!

What do you got?

Let's see what you got.

I was just on my way out.

Actually, I've got something much better than money.

Some luxury items that should make a considerable dent in my debt to you.

Oh, my! You waxed your car, didn't you? Did they use the buffer on it, because I can see myself.

I don't think you grasp the severity of the situation.

Now, I lent you money and I don't see it.

People like you get hurt.

I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself.

Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

You bad, man.

Hey, you got something to say to me, fat boy?

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, I'm having a bad day!

I like cats. I like to eat 'em.

Your master's calling.

Come on and say it to my face!

How am I ever gonna come up with all that money?

It's hopeless.

That took a lot of guts.

All right. Time for bed. We've got a big day tomorrow.

We've got two days to do or die.

You got a lot to learn. And if you don't learn, you don't eat!

But if you're tough, and always use your head, you'll be right at home, on the street.

When you got talent, everything is free.

You're gonna see how the best survive.

These are streets of gold.

You'll take the town, and you'll take it with style.

You're in charge of electronics.

Hey, but what about me? What do I do?

Ready? Go!

What have I done? Poor thing.

You oughta be ashamed of yourself!

Run along, little fellow. Go on, now. Shoo.

Be a lookout.

I only got one more wire, okay?

Oh, you poor kitty. Here. Let me help you.

Where's the kid?

We can't just take in a stray off the street.

Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.

Your public awaits.

Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue.

Perfect isn't easy

When one knows the world is watching, one does what one must.

See how the breeding shows

Sometimes it's too much for even me!

But when all the world says "Yes", then, who am I to say "no"?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl

Perfection becomes me, ne c'est pas?

I'm beauty unleashed!

So classic and classy

They're barking up the wrong tree!

I have your hearts, and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty!

I wouldn't go in there if I were you.

What is the meaning of this?

I guess I'll have to handle this myself.

And do you have any idea whose home this is?

Isn't he cute?

What in Heaven's name are we waiting for?

Alas, our beleaguered benefactor bearing the brunt of our futile endeavours.

Cool it!

Our mission begins at daybreak.

I don't hear any practicing.

Oh, you wanna practice too!

We two can be good company.

You and me, just wait and see.

I'll handle that ruffian.

Body slam! Body slam! Oh, come on, you fool! Hit him! Hit him!

Come back here!

Huh, this place looks pretty nice. I mean, how bad off could it be here?

Chagall. Matisse. These are all masterpieces.

Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.

Don't come any closer! I knew this would happen one day.

It's not you I'm after.

Not good enough for you?

I mean, do you even know who I am?

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE BUG-EYED CREEP!

Something's not quite right here.

Shh. Quick. Before he comes back. Follow me.

I mean, let's just forget the whole thing.

No, no, you can't do that! You don't understand. The poor dear's so traumatized.

What is going on here?

Hurry. Use the fire escape.

Ooh, I could've danced all night! I could've danced all night!

You were very good.

I was rather good, wasn't I?

You okay, kid?

I have another home now. And someone who loves me.

You're in the gang.

I just wanna go back.

You wanna leave? Fine! There's the door.

You lighten up!

Oh, it's hopeless.

Looks like you're doing all right for yourself

So that's where you've been!

Feel it. That's it. Very good.

This is an airtight plan

I'll even toss in a little extra for your patience.

It's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

I said, push!

No, you don't kill 'im yet.

Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?

I'm getting your money tonight! It's coming tonight!

Hey, I think there's hope for you yet.

Yeah, you're starting to think big.

It's creepy down here.

I drew a perfectly good map.

A child could read that map.

I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed!

This is a tough neighborhood. You'd better go home.

I came to find my kitty.

You brought a piggy bank.

What kind of a person would steal a poor little kitty?

I'm so scared. I don't know what to do.

I found a little lost kitten.

No! No, wait! You can't do this!

Keep your mouth shut.

Stop! Stop! Time out!

There's gotta be some way in.

Peasants.

Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.

After you, my little croissant

And remember, quiet.

Oh! I broke a nail.

Oh, balderdash.

Freeze!

I don't think you really appreciate the situation. Somebody could get hurt.

You smell that?

It's party time!

Where are those dogs?

I thought I'd never see you again.

What's the occasion? Come to rescue your little friend?

All right! What a woman!

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go

This has all been very entertaining. But the party is over.

Hey, man, you're ugly!

Aah! Save me!

Hey, get off my back, woman! I'm driving!

All right, anybody want some cake?

Murder him! Twist his arm!

The gifts were great.

We'll start with a bath.

You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep.

You come back here this minute!

Tell me why should I care

What a delightful scoundrel.

#rp memes #rp meme #rp starters #roleplay memes #roleplay starters #roleplay meme #oliver and company

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tsukidrama · 3 years ago

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hi!! i’ve been well thank you! i hope you’re well too!

(this ask is probably going to be long sorry)

i really like envy too! about that other character i haven’t seen her yet but i can’t wait to see her now. i’ll keep you updated!

i’ve been told to not watch the first version because it’s really different to the manga but now i’m really curious about it lmao. if i like the whole story i’ll probably watch the other version for lust. the difference seems interesting too!

it’s crazy how easy to forget how brutal the difference between annie’s life during the war and annie’s new life is, especially since it’s a positive difference! but it probably makes it harder to process it as the bad stuff is behind her now it’s normal she doesn’t want to think about it, though her dreams aren’t giving her a choice about that.

aah thank you!! well that’s good because i re-read one of your fics 😇! it’s the first part of “cold hands cold heart”, i think it’s one of my favourite fanfic of yours. i know i’ve mentioned your dialogues before but your descriptions are also so well written : “The crack of firelight that had illuminated a sliver of the wall disappears, and the only light in the room comes from the dim moonlight streaming through sheer curtains. The snow falling outside dims the already low light to almost pitch darkness.” and “Your heartbeat quickens as you gaze reverently at the sliver of moonlight outlining her side profile. The illuminated strands that fall across her face glow almost silver.” have to be my favourites, they really help get into the story and picture the scene, and this is a particularly beautiful scene. the story also develops very smoothly and we can feel annie slowly warming up (ha ha) to reader, but even as she opens herself she still feels guilty and need to keep some things to herself. i’m glad she accepted the hug from reader she really deserves all the hugs in the world (and a proper therapy). her stubborness is also funny!

by the way i was wondering, in the road not taken, is it it’s own story or does this exist as a “sequel” to other things you’ve written about annie?

i didn’t expect a full post about squid game thank you for taking the time to answer!! i very agree with your point of view. yelena in a game like this sounds very scary i’m not sure i’d sleep at night lmao. and you did a very accurate analysis of the show!! i usually only see posts about how each character acted, how people think they would act in the game or how their favourites characters would act without mentioning the context, which is vital to the story.

have a nice day!!

-j

never ever apologize!!! i love it so much & it gives me a chance for me to share ideas with people on main! usually i only type super long replies like this to my friends and it's nice to feel like other people are interested in what i have to say

i'm going to put most of my reply under the cut as not to clog anyone's dashboard, lol i rambled like a mf on this one

but first let me answer the question about the road not taken. actually, thank you so much for asking that because the answer is yes! not including this one and the pirate AU. so far cold hands, cold heart & the great hair massacre both share the same reader with TRNT. i have several ideas for more fics with her set during their training days, while annie's crystallized, and even when they reunite for the first time after she's out again. but i just got so excited that she didn't die and would live to be old that all other annie fic has been bumped to back burners.

she's worth the wait lol. i also really love their teacher!! izumi curtis love of my life

personally i really like it, you just can't expect it to be brotherhood or else you'll be disappointed. it's much more slow burn but the story is so deep. yeah it's dark and gritty with a cynical worldview and tons of death, but so is attack on titan. and the sacrifice and death in fma 03 ends up being meaningful more so than the ending of aot in my opinion

poor annie. her life was so horrible and then all of a sudden, it wasn't. reader helps her create a home and a life that she actually finds happiness/peace in. you're right that the dreams aren't giving her a choice expect to confront everything she's trying to leave behind. but she still doesn't want to 😢 she scared

EEEEEEE COLD HANDS COLD HEART IS MY MASTERPIECE SO HEARING FEEDBACK ABOUT IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! okok ajsbdfjeh thank you so much, i really went off with the imagery in that one i know. i really love when you tell me how certain parts of the story or certain lines make you feel 😍😭 she doesn't think that she deserves to be comforted, but reader wants to be there for her. there had to be times where annie accepted the love. i appreciate you so muchhhhh and im glad you enjoyed the fic as much as you did 🥺

hell yeah, i had a lot of fun answering that actually so thank you for asking! yeah, tbh yelena is very scary always... not gonna lie i think she's actually a psychopath. i catch myself typing "but she's just so charismatic and sexy unf" but it just proves my point lol. thank you! i think the context of squid game is the most important thing about the show & it kinda reminds me of the hunger games how people en masse don't seem to address that

#j anon #tsuki answers #annie-isms #yelena brainrot #snk #fma #squid game #trnt annie #cottagecanon

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finnwolfhard7137 · 4 years ago

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The Art of Falling in Love-Finn Wolfhard

Chapter Five is here...

Chapter Six: The Grand Canyon

Chapter Seven is coming soon...

Word Count 2k

Warnings: Cussing, Pure Fluff

When you awake, you feel the sense of two arms tightly wrapping around your torso. Some black curls were tickling your neck but you do not move, you simply sigh in peace. You reach down to the floor and grab your phone, viewing the time: 10:13 a.m. You unlock it and text your mother a good morning text. By the time the message delivers, Finn's arms move and he rolls you over.

Finn "Mornin' babes." He places a kiss to your forehead.

"Morning babe, how did you sleep?"

Finn "Fucking amazing," you both start laughing, "How 'bout you?"

"Really good...I don't even remember what we fell asleep to-"

Finn "It-oh wait…" he thinks for a moment, while you twirl one of his curls. "OH! The Office!"

"Oh yeah! As soon as we hit the bed I was out."

Finn "I know, as soon as I have you in my arms, I am just so content that-" you stop his sentence by crashing your lips to his. He kisses you back with pure love and affection. Using his thumb to trace design patterns on your cheek. When he pulls away, he kisses the tip of your nose as you giggle.

Finn "I think you already know what I was gonna say, don't you?"

"Yeah, and I feel the same way." He kisses you once more, before rolling out of the bed.

When you two get dressed and cleaned up, Oakes knocks on Finn's trailer door.

Finn "Come in, Oakes!"

Oakes "Hey! How was you guys' night?"

"Really good, and yours?"

Oakes "I didn't stay up past 9…"

Finn "So pretty fucking good?"

Oakes "Yeah dude! I haven't slept that good in a while."

Finn "We can say the same. Are you ready for going out today?"

Oakes "Uh yeah, I think so. Are we coming back tonight? Cause if not, I need to pack." He laughs.

Finn "Nah we will come back. I just wanna go to the grand canyon! I mean we are in Las Vegas...we have to!"

"I've never been, so I'm down!"

Oakes "Okay, then yeah I'm ready."

Finn "Okay, let's go."

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Since we were already deep in the desert, it only took an hour and a half to reach the canyons.

Finn "We are almost at the park, you guys see it?!"

"Yeah!"

Oakes "You can tell by the way the valleys are getting taller and then deeper."

Finn "Oh, I see where we can park!"

Once he parks the car, you jump out of the car in excitement. You feel like a kid at the amusement park. You hear Finn laughing at you, making you blush and stick your tongue out at him.

Oakes "Alright, you lead the way Finn. You've been here like what...eighty times?"

Finn flips him off, "No! Like twice." He puts his backpack on his back: that is filled with water's and snacks. You wait for him to get situated and then he walks right next to you, grabbing your hand in his.

Oakes chuckles "damn..I should have thought this through."

"What do you mean?"

Oakes "I am third wheeling so hard right now!" You laugh into Finn's side and he laughs with you. You didn't think about that either, making you feel kind of bad.

Finn "Here, you wanna hold my other hand?"

Oakes "Fuck you."

…

You guys walk for about ten minutes until you reach the sightsee spot of the canyon: the ooh aah point.

"Oh..my god."

Finn "Beautiful right?"

"Yeah, I've seen so many photos but nothing compares to seeing it in person."

Oakes is already taking pictures of the view while you and Finn take it all in first. The birds are flying above, some below the canyons. You spot a river and immediately feel the need to go down and see it.

"Can we go down there?"

Finn "Yeah, of course. It'll take a bit to hike all the way down but we'll get there."

"Okay."

Oakes "It is so beautiful out for this!"

Finn "I know! The last time I was here, it had to be over ninety degrees, it was miserable. Today is perfect though."

You take so many photos: some zoomed in and some capturing the whole view. Once you all are done that, you head in the other direction to find a path that leads down to the river.

You three hike for almost four miles before taking a snack break. Where you three settle at, was breathtaking: a curve in the canyon, overlooking the vast hills. Finn sits first, taking off the backpack and sitting it in front of him. You form a circle around him, unpacking the goodies that you guys brought.

Oakes "I feel like my legs aren't gonna work tomorrow.."

"That's a promise."

Finn "Hey, it's worth it-" You look where he points, "Look at our view."

"Yeah, totally worth it babe. Thank you for taking us."

Oakes "Yeah, thanks man."

Finn "No problem. When we go to Amsterdam, we should go sightseeing there too."

"We definitely should! We can see everything because we aren't filming."

Oakes "That's right, I forgot. John literally just invited us...that like never happens."

Finn "Well we're special that's why."

Oakes "True that, we are the best. No one can tell me otherwise." After you guys take a long break, Finn gets up and puts his backpack back on.

"You want me to carry it this time?"

Finn "No, babe. I got it, I want you to have a good experience, not a backache."

"I've carried heavier, let me help please. You've been carrying it for over five miles." He hesitates but eventually gives in.

Finn "Fine but if it starts to bother you, give it back or give it to Oakes."

Oakes "Yeah Y/n, I don't mind taking a turn."

"Okay, let's go!"

…

By the time you, Finn and Oakes reach the water, you all fall to your knees from exhaustion. You are out of breath and your ankles are giving out. Finn pulls you into his side for you to lean on him for support.

Oakes "Holy shit guys...how the fuck are we going to get back to the car?!"

"Oh fuck.."

Finn chuckles, out of breath "Well it'll just take us longer but we'll get there."

"We have to rest all day tomorrow."

Finn "Babe, I'll carry you all day tomorrow if you can't walk." You giggle and kiss his cheek, when you pull back he kisses your lips. Oakes leaves you two so that you guys can have a moment. He whispers sweet nothings in your ear as he holds you from behind. The river is going slow and the sound is mesmerizing. The water is so blue it is shocking.

Finn "Y'know that river is beautiful but you are way more beautiful than any sight I have ever seen baby."

"You are so cheesey!"

Finn "Yeah but you love me for it."

"I do." He kisses your lips and then helps you up off of the dirt. Oakes walks closer and closer to the water, bends down and puts his hand in the stream.

Oakes "Guys.."

"Hmm?"

Oakes "It's so nice.."

"Really?"

Oakes "Yeah..it's not freezing or too warm!" Finn looks at Oakes and then at you and smirks. You all strip down to your underwear (thank god you wore a bra today..) and jump into the lake.

"Shit you're right!"

Oakes "I told you!"

Finn "God we needed this.."

Oakes "Damn right. I was like, fuck I need to cool off..so I stuck my hand in and I was like...oh hell yeah!" You three laugh and enjoy the sunset in the perfect river. The sky was orange and yellow. Fading perfectly together and you take in this amazing moment with your best friend and your boyfriend.

Finn "Hey Oakes, think fast!" He splashes him so quick that he couldn't even comprehend what Finn was doing.

Oakes "Ah, you fucker!" As you could imagine, this turned into a splashing battle. You guys are literally having a water fight in a river in the grand canyon...talk about a perfect evening.

After the swim, you three dry off in the last bit of sun that you had left and put your clothes back on and head back to the car.

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Eight full miles later, it is dark out and you three are absolutely exhausted.

Finn "Well it's a good thing that we didn't have to drive too far to get here in the first place."

Oakes "That's true. I had fun today, Finn. Thanks for inviting me, I know you didn't have to do that."

Finn "Of course, Oakes. I'll always invite you if it isn't our date night."

Oakes "Thanks." Once you get in the passenger seat, your legs go completely numb. You think to yourself, well Finn might just have to carry me all day tomorrow.

…

Oakes fell asleep in the backseat while Finn drove us back to the trailer park. You stayed awake with Finn, talking about how amazing today was and how relaxing tomorrow will be. The radio was low, just high enough for you and Finn to hear. The windows were down and the moon was shining bright. Finn's hand rested on your thigh as he continued to drive.

Finn "Wake up Oakes..we're home."

Oakes "Oh shit...sorry for falling asleep."

Finn laughs, "It's fine man, go on, go to bed we'll see you tomorrow."

Oakes "Good night guys."

You and Finn "Night!"

Once Oakes gets into his trailer, Finn notices your struggle to walk.

Finn "Hey, you stay right there."

"Huh?"

Finn "Just do it." He laughs and kisses your forehead and walks into the trailer while you lean against his old jeep. You wait for him to come out and you look at him confused, until he swiftly picks you up: bridal style.

"Aw babe.."

Finn "I told you I would, babe."

"You're too good to me, Finn."

Finn "Only because you mean the world to me."

"You mean the most to me, Finn" He kisses your lips quickly and then gets you two into his trailer. He places you down on the bed and starts to head out the door again. "Where ya goin'?"

Finn "I gotta get my baby clean clothes. Anything you want in particular?"

"No, you can just surprise me. Thank you."

Finn "No problem."

You can't get over how sweet he is to you. He has only treated you with such kindness, love and respect. You aren't used to getting this much love and attention because your past relationships were horrible. The guys were absent most of the time, barely showing you affection. They were barely boyfriend's because they didn't really treat you like Finn treats you. When Finn returns, he is holding the pair of pajamas that he met you in.

"....Finn-"

Finn "I told you, babe. You looked great." You almost tear up because he is literally the sweetest guy you have ever met. You quickly put them on and he takes in your appearance. "Yup..just as perfect as I remembered."

"You're just saying that-"

Finn "No I'm not, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever met Y/n. You could literally be wearing a trash bag and I'd show you off like you're a model on the runway."

"How did I get so lucky with you, babe?"

Finn "I personally think that it is fate. This is the art of falling in love, angel. It is unpredictable."

"You are so right." You walk over and wrap your arms around his neck and he leans down to kiss your lips.

Finn "Let's get into bed."

"Read my mind." He pulls you onto his chest and you melt into his embrace.

Finn "Good night, angel."

"Good night." He kisses your forehead and you both fall asleep holding each other. No show on the laptop, no sound at all, just peace and quiet.

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lovergurrl411 · 5 years ago

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Steve: I've got a problem!

Tony: uhoh. What did Natalasha do now?

Steve: Don't call her that. And why do you assume she did anything?

Tony: *scoff* You only ever get this worked up when it has something to do with Ms. Spy.

Steve: I'm serious, Tony.

Tony: So am I. So what happened? She tried to talk dirty during sex? Frankly, you can't be that surprised. She's got the whole dominatrix thing down pat really.

Steve: Worse! So much worse! I wish we could just go back to the days when getting her to stop yelling "spank me, daddy" was my biggest problem.

Tony: *burst out laughing* You know she only did that to fuck with you, right?

Steve: *glares* language, and not the point.

Tony: *smiling mischievously* what IS the point? What'd she do now?

Steve: *whispers* she tried to put her finger...you know...*wild gestures* UP.

Tony: up?

Steve: Up a place it shouldn't go!

Tony: aah. Oh Capsicle, Capsicle. *chuckles* Welcome to the 21st century.

Steve: This isn't helpful and why aren't you surprised?

Tony: Because she was trying to put a finger exactly where it should've always gone. Listen, Cap, take it from me--go back to that bedroom, and let the good spy do what she wants. You'll thank me tomorrow.

Steve: This sounds like horrible advice. People didn't do these kinds of things in the 40's.

Tony: haha, oh yes they did. But only the people having amazing sex did.

[Next day] *Avengers are having breakfast in the kitchen*

Bruce: hey steve!

Clint: hows it going cap?

Thor: Come and sit, my friend! These pancakes are delicious! *smashes plate* Another!

Tony: I thought we spoke about this buddy! No smashing. *mutters* does he thinks we have unlimited silverware? Peppers gonna kill me if she shows up and this mess is here.

Steve: Tony!

Tony: Cap, lookin' mighty relaxed there.

Steve: *blushes* uh, yeah. But, well, thank you.

Bruce: did we miss something?

Tony: *laughing* not much. Just caps sexcapades.

Clint: WHAT?!

Tony: Cap finally let Natasha *gestures with finger*

Bruce: Finally?! *turns to Steve* wait--they didn't have that in the 40's?!

Steve: *looks to Tony and glares* I hate you.

Tony: *shrugs* you're the one always talking about team building. This counts.

*Natasha enters the room*

Steve: *blushes brighter*

Tony, Clint, and Bruce: *starts clapping*

Thor: *Yells* The mighty vixen must sit next to me. I shall regale you with stories of the Jestunian women who put men in comas through magnificent orgasms.

Natasha: *smug face* Hey guys!

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weremarkable · 6 years ago

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Armie's interview that will set the tongues wagging

Can't believe they're not sharing pictures of Armie splayed across the bed! 😞

When I walk into Armie Hammer’s suite at New York’s Crosby Hotel, Hammer is splayed across the be. It’s the middle of the day on a Saturday, and Hammer is still fully dressed in a maroon sweater, black jeans, and sneakers. “I’m not going to be laying down here during the interview, I promise,” he says. “This is going to be like therapy — I’m going to lay down on the couch.” In one fluid motion, the six-foot-five actor peels himself off the bed and relocates to the couch, kicks up his feet, and smiles. “Can we talk about my deepest fears?” he deadpans.

We’re in his suite to talk about something similarly daunting: Hammer’s new movie, Hotel Mumbai, in which he plays a tourist on holiday in Mumbai with his wife (Nazanin Boniadi) and baby when a series of terrorist attacks begin to unfold across the city. Directed by Anthony Maras, the film is based on the real 2008 Mumbai terror attacks, and though many of the characters (including Hammer’s) are composites (rather than based on real victims), the film is a bleak, difficult watch. It’s also something of a departure for Hammer, who’s beloved in the public imagination for cavorting sexily through Italy with Timothée Chalamet.

So perhaps it’s appropriate that we’re talking about Hotel Mumbai in patient-therapist format. We also delve into some less-bleak subject matters: the status of Call Me by Your Name’s much-anticipated sequel, whether Hammer is going to play the Invisible Man or Batman, and why he’s suddenly gone quiet on social media.

Hotel Mumbai is a very dark, very violent film. Why take it?

The script was incredible. Brutal. It was just dripping with humanity. And I saw a few of Anthony’s short films, and he made a short film called The Palace that was so fucking intense that I literally had to pause it at one point and stand up and pace around the room. And be like, “What is he doing? Why is he doing this to me? This is a personal attack! I’m being attacked by this man and this direction!” And I thought, If he can do this in a short …

How were you able to get in and out of this really dark place on set?

I had no choice, really. You’re being pursued by men with guns, screaming at you in a language you don’t understand, running through smoke-filled corridors. It felt really firsthand. And also, it was a very serious set. And not just because the subject matter is so intense, but because we all couldn’t help but just feel and be reminded that people had really gone through this. And they didn’t have the luxury of yelling “Cut!” when things got too intense for them. It was really somber, and the way we dealt with that was to celebrate each other’s presence at night. We’d go to dinner and just sit and have meals and talk and just laugh and joke and have wine, and really try to enjoy life, knowing that these people didn’t have that opportunity. We were filming in a situation where the idea of life felt really fleeting, so we tried to make the best of it at night.

Was your family on set?

Elizabeth [Chambers, Hammer’s wife] was there. Harper [Hammer’s daughter] was there. Not on set on set, because there was a lot of gunfire and blood. Elizabeth was like, “Aah, I don’t want to do this.” And Harper is so young, I don’t want to subject her to that.

You’re subjected to some serious violence in this movie. Was it particularly upsetting for Elizabeth or your family to see you in this one?

The overall violence was more upsetting than [mine] specifically. Just feeling like you were in a first-person terror attack was really jarring. So it was about the bigger issue more than me — that this shit happens, and that fucking sucks. It just happened again [in New Zealand]. How about we just stop fucking shooting each other? Antiquated, extremist ideas. Xenophobic philosophies. Extremism, indoctrination. Enough. It’s so dumb.

You’ve been pretty politically outspoken on Instagram and Twitter, but lately you’ve gone quiet. What’s that about?

Healthy emotional boundaries.

When did you put those up?

Not soon enough. [Laughs.] It was fun for a while, the whole social media thing — “I can say whatever I want,” “Ooh, that got me in trouble,” “Oh, I can say this,” “Ooh, that got me in trouble, too.” It’s a dangerous dance partner. You might have a moment of fun dancing, and then it’s gonna stomp on your feet. I’m just like, I’m getting too old for this shit. I’m done.

Was there a specific moment where you were like, “I’m done”?

No, it was kind of gradual. It was a generalized thing, built up of specific moments.

Like when you were fighting with Jeffrey Dean Morgan?

Yeah. Part of me was like, “Oh, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, really, lashing out here? Methinks thou doth protest too much, my man! Do you feel guilty about posting a picture of you and Stan Lee after he died?” [Laughs.]

I heard a rumor someone lost a hand while filming Hotel Mumbai

No, the director lost a thumb! He stuck it into a fan by accident. In India, they don’t have the same safety precautions; they don’t have OSHA. He tried to move a fan that didn’t have a grate over it. His thumb went into it and it just went [makes the noise of a thumb being cut off by a fan]. It shot blood everywhere. And Dev [Patel] ended up finding the thumb on the floor; they ran on foot to a hospital. Tried to reattach it, and they couldn’t.

He has no thumb?

He’s got, like, half a thumb.

How long did it take to start filming again?

He was out for three days in the hospital, and finished directing the movie from a hospital gurney on set.

Holy shit, really?

Yeah, it was hilarious. This was toward the end of the movie.

I have to ask about the Call Me by Your Name sequel. It’s in my contract.

Is it really?

No, but we do care so much. So what’s the latest?

Timmy’s out! I’m not sure why. Timmy said the only way he’d do it is if they paid him $15 million. [Laughs.] No, the truth is, there have been really loose conversations about it, but at the end of the day — I’m sort of coming around to the idea that the first one was so special for everyone who made it, and so many people who watched it felt like it really touched them, or spoke to them. And it felt like a really perfect storm of so many things, that if we do make a second one, I think we’re setting ourselves up for disappointment. I don’t know that anything will match up to the first, you know?

The experience of filming it, or the movie itself?

Both.

Do Timmy and Luca feel that way, too?

I don’t know. I haven’t had that conversation with them explicitly. But I mean, look. If we end up with an incredible script, and Timmy’s in, and Luca’s in, I’d be an asshole to say no. But at the same time, I’m like, That was such a special thing, why don’t we just leave that alone?

That’s new, though, because you’ve said for a while now that you guys were saying it was definitely happening. What shifted for you?

I’m not sure that it was ever really definitely going to happen. People just seemed so excited about it that we were like, “Oh, yeah, fuck it! We’ll do it, sure!” [Turns to publicist.] Was it ever really like, real real

Publicist: I think it’s not real until it is.

Hammer: It’s not real until it is. And I won’t do it for less than, uh, $10 million! [Laughs loudly.]

So there’s no script or concrete plans.

No. I was talking to Luca, and he was like, “I think it might be fun to do this, or it might be fun to do this!” And I was like, “Those all sound like great ideas!” But that’s as real as it is right now. And I was joking about $10 million. I want $12 million.

Okay, I’ll make sure to write that down.

$12.5 million actually. Let’s go $12.5 million. Plus 10 percent commission for my agent. [Laughs.]

When was the last time you talked to Timmy and Luca?

Timmy and I texted yesterday. Luca, I talked to him the day of the Indie Spirit Awards.

The last time you spoke to Vulture, you did this great profile with Kyle Buchanan. And you spoke about how, in certain ways, you had fallen in love with Luca on set. When he read that profile, what was his response to it?

It didn’t really come up. But it was the thing we both felt. It’s not like he read it and was surprised. He was like, Aw, nice of you to say. I feel the same way. It’s a really intense process to make a movie in a foreign country. And when you do it with people you really resonate with, it forms a special bond.

I’m really excited about your upcoming remake of Rebecca. How are you going to make your version of Maxim de Winter different, Armie Hammer–ish?

Well, he’s going to look like me. It’s funny because we’re still really getting into it. There’s a new draft of the script coming up soon, and Ben [Wheatley] is such an amazing director and so collaborative that I feel like we’re going to come up with something really interesting and different than the Laurence Olivier version. With that being said, we haven’t started getting into it yet. It’s a couple months out; we’re filming this summer.

And what about these Invisible Man rumors?

I recently read those myself! What is the Invisible Man?

It’s part of Universal’s Dark Universe.

What is the Dark Universe?

They tried to build a franchise around their classic monsters, like Frankenstein.

Okay. I don’t know what that is. I’m not against it! So it’s a peripheral universe?

They had these big plans to create a universe, and it failed, and there are rumors they’re trying to restart it again … with you.

Shows you how much they’ve talked to me about it. I haven’t heard anything about it from anyone who makes actual decisions. I read about it online: “Armie Hammer might play the Invisible Man.” I was like, “Okay! Do I have to be in it?”

That’s true, because you’re invisible.

I know, that’s the thing! Voice-over job? That would be so easy. I would do that in a second.

You could literally phone it in.

I would literally phone it in!

Do you have a Google alert for yourself?

No, no, no. That’s part of the healthy emotional boundaries. I feel like a lot of the things on the internet, like Twitter, are largely populated by the people that go on Yelp and write one-star reviews just to be like, “Fuck that place!” I don’t want to take the brunt of that. I used to. Full disclosure, I used to have a Google alert for myself, and search myself on Twitter. It never gave me anything other than anxiety, so I was like, “Maybe it’s best to just not do this.” If you don’t Google yourself, and you don’t know about something, it doesn’t exist at all.

Though you did know about the Invisible Man.

I did. Because I get asked about that, and also about Batman: “Are you gonna do Batman?” I’m like, “No …” They’re like, “Are you gonna do the Invisible Man?” And I’m like, “Who is making these calls?! No!”

Which man will you be, Armie?

The bat or the invisible? But, no, neither.

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