#but when we do

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

Love that the Icebound party just spends like a solid 30-45 minutes just. Ordering snacks. Fucking love it.

[cinamun]

IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON BISHOP RIIIIGHT NOW. Mercy, run run run run girl!!!

This picture has me crying fucking TEARS RN!!! lmfaooo

[flannelepicurean]

🎵🎶 I want all of them fucken anti trans laws to go-o-oooo, cuz I would like to stay here.

🎵🎶 Shut the fuck up and protect the drag shows. I kinda wanna stay here.

🎵🎶 Don't talk about Seattle, it's fucking cold in Maine! Hell, the cost of living in the Triangle's insane!

🎵🎶 I know I hate the summer here but something's gotta change, oh VO-O-O-O-OTE!!!🎶🎵

[tired-bee]

Does anyone else have that friend who invokes an instinctual rage within you? Like, for no reason?? They'll do something that my other friend does without consequence (pat head, bump shoulder, a dirty joke, etc), but when they do it?? Carnage. I turn into a savage mockery of a human being. Why????

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[quibbs]

just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[mamawasatesttube]

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

[hellenhighwater]

Fellow ADHD multicrafters, do you guys also get the urge to host elaborately themed parties just so you can do food and/or decor for them? Because I definitely do. Like, I don't really want people in my house but I DO want to make a halloween-themed grazing board with matching cocktails, you know? I think I'm just going to have a couple friends over and warn them that I'm going to go catastrophically overboard for no reason, just to vent the creative fury.

[hunrising]

do you guys ever get sun 😭

no