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"anakin slinks back into their house at least once a month with a dead sith in his mouth like a very deadly house cat" - 100/10 no notes this is hilarious :D
anakin is a surly cat who was accidentally domesticated, escaped into the wild, and honestly obi-wan knows it’s bad for the environment (the galaxy around them), but it’s literally exhausting to keep him inside all the time. obi-wan is sore and frankly tuckered out (the only activity he has found that anakin likes more than the occasional murder is sex)
it’s enough that he knows anakin always comes back after a few hours outside (yeah usually dripping in remnants of bloody crime lol) - and all obi-wan has to do to ensure anakin stays very close is mention that he thinks he’s going to invite one of the neighbors over sometime soon.
leave it vague. leave anakin guessing. he can’t kill ALL their neighbors. obi-wan would be cross
#asks#obikin#throat fic au#What interests me most about this fic is the power struggle between the two#like it’s so much compromise#to meet in the middle#anakin sacrifices all his sithy plans#and obi-wan sacrifices a majority of his Jedi ideals and his Jedi future#cause when push came to shove obi-wan didn’t throw himself on the grenade to save the galaxy#but because he didn’t want the grenade to explode without taking him with it (anakin is the grenade)#they can’t be normal about each other
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#p4#persona 4#persona 4 golden#p4g#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#just yosuke expressing worry about his partner being sick :)#having said that do you think he feels guilty about going home even when yu looked unwell when he went over to visit#yosuke secretly blaming himself because it was probably his fault that yu ended up sick right after he has yosuke over#it's probably him going to work and having some random person sneeze on him and instead of sanitising his jacket he went over to see yu#haha just kidding i'm sure yosuke doesn't mentally torment himself like that :)#but seriously i love how when push came to shove yosuke trusted teddie to look after yu on his behalf#yosuke talks a lot of shit but he and teddie have such a good relationship AAAAh#he's good with his queue
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Janeway in 'Nothing Human' vs Tuvok in 'Resolutions' There's something here I know there is I can almost wrap my teeth around it.
#I can't watch Nothing Human bc the puppet really disconcerts me#but I cannot believe Janeway really came into B'Elanna's room after all that and the FIRST thing she says...her OPENER is#'Wow it smells awful in here~!'#DUDE....................TIME AND PLACE#HEHEHHE#C'MON MAN#B'Elanna: Is [putting it behind us] an order? / Janeway [normal!]: Yes.#'And what emotion is that?' C'MON MAN!!!!!!#Janeway & Tuvok#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#I can see why she and Tuvok are friends#'I understand you're upset but fall in line'#You can be upset but not if effects your work#<- Something which would be fine on a regular ship but is very difficult on Voyager#I think Janeway's certain coldness or ruthlessness which can be aimed at either friend or foe is an interesting#aspect of her personality#Ex: She and B'Elanna COULD have feasibly had a more touching scene together to close out the episode but they don't#I don't know if I'm explaining myself well right now I'm a bit ill and more than a bit tired#Something about uhh maybe....people under their command vehemently and emotionally disagreeing with them/their decisions??#you can disagree with me but not if you don't follow me anyway#Voyager a ship full of contradictions#they have to all work together and they are all closer emotionally than any other starship due to their situation#but they are also still 'at work' and are expected to follow orders. It's like a 'casual' hierarchy but it's still a hierarchy#and you can't fall too far out of line bc you're someone dear to me#but you're also a valued cog in the machine#and even though you ARE valued you ARE still a cog in the machine#but you're also my dear friend. and all of these things are true at once.#all of that of course but also Janeway & Tuvok are displaying a very particular kind of shared leadership style in these moments#Janeway is obviously on the whole MUUUCH more charismatic and understanding than Tuvok but still - when push comes to shove...
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I need Adam and Eve and Abel and Cain (and Lucifer) emotionally traumatising art in the Hazbin-verse
#hazbin hotel#adam firstman#Eve Hazbin Hotel#Lucifer Morningstar#Adam Hazbin Hotel#i can't stop thinking about it#especially when fic writers make “the fruit of knowledge” sex and thus make Cain Lucifer's and Eve's child#Lucifer's first born killing Adam's first born.... Adam still loving him like a son but being disgusted and convinced that Lucifer's blood#is that corrupted him#Adam being the reason why Cain had to beg The Angelic Council to put a curse on whoever kills him#(even if Adam wouldn't actually kill him if push came to shove. or would he?)#Cain being burdened with his perception of his own innate evilness and the projections of all the souls he thought would love him#unconditionally#(his dad. except he suspected their bond. his mom. except he reminded her of someone who cant be mentioned. heaven. except he's not as good#as Cain. and then Abel who ACTUALLY loved him unconditionally as a true brother and what did he do?#aofksmfd angst)#rambles#hazbin rambles
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Neo landed in Acceptance and Healing Island with a thousand places that could have helped her heal from Roman’s death and her lack of identity and instead she main charactered herself so bad she hollowed herself out entirely and accidentally gave her victim therapy while trying to kill her.
#neo politan#rwby spoilers#rwby analysis#neopolitan#well you gotta give her credit#she said character development is death and when push came to shove she stuck to that
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sometimes i think about the fact my grandparents literally overnight just cut us off and im like. how did u even do that. does it torment you
#eeaao's 'how did you let me go so easily' moment. like i dont let myself even THINK about this too often#bc i immediately beat myself back with the 'if it's hard for you then imagine how hard it is for mum. her PARENTS cut her off'#but like. idk. my nan i couldn't give less of a shit about which is something i always find so interesting#bc even as a child with NO basis for it or any understanding of her behaviour both past and present i still wasn't Comfortable around her#like children are smart actually. i just Knew her vibes were off and i Knew my mum was weird when she was around#like i truly dont think i ever loved my nan even when she was a very frequent part of my life#but my grandad? i ADORED him. id see him multiple times a week and he's the kindest man ive ever met#and hannah what i told you about my mum saying certain people have magnetic auras THAT WAS ABOUT HIM#like i cant actually put into words what it was about him but people just wanted to know him and spend time with him#but he was weak and let my nan walk all over him and when push came to shove he chose her and now ive not spoken to him in 3 years#& i KNOW he loved me. he thought the world of me like it's a bitter unspoken thing between me & my sister that we KNOW i was his favourite#he used to buy me egg butties at agricultural shows when my mum said no and specifically ask for two eggs#he used to sit and eat his soup with me when he came over to do work at the house#he used to play with me. he used to smile all the time. i can so clearly hear the way he'd go ''iya [my name]' with his proper rural accent#or how he'd tell anyone who would listen 'she's tough as old boots that one'#and i could make him laugh like NO ONE else could and he'd light up and go 'give over' and he genuinely enjoyed my company#i KNOW HE DID. and i havent spoken to him in 3 years. he'll be dead soon#and i cant talk to my mum about it bc it's her DAD it is so much worse for her and i cant talk to my sister about it#bc she wasn't close with him like i was and she just shuts the conversation down and those are the only two people#who know my grandad and know what he meant to me so im just here like. he literally stopped speaking to me overnight#i stopped hearing from him i stopped meeting up with him im so so angry with him the love is still there i dont know where to put it now#why couldnt he stay. why did he pick her when she's a loveless void of inhumanity. why werent we enough#hella goes home#my grandparents on my dad's side are also not in the picture funnily enough but idgaf about them. she got that grandparentless swag
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do you think john loved the guys in the band up to the end?
1980 or 1970? Either way my answer is yes, but because "love" encompasses something so broad that I think whatever John specifically felt was included in that.
#i mean. a part of me wonders about John's feelings on George by 1980. but i feel like when push came to shove... it would still be yes#you don't get that indignant about a book someone you don't care about wrote idk#ask#anon#john
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Miles Edgeworth is the most confident man you've ever met and simultaneously the most awkward man you've ever met. Hope this helps.
#'say something wright. im not good at small talk'#('but you came to me?')#but when push comes to shove he knows exactly what to do to get what he wants using nothing but words#miles edgeworth#ace attorney
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Me, remembering that nothing sets me off like some asshole Edgelord trying to act hard who also is a persistent (poor) liar, having to be polite because I'm in a group setting and not an animal:
#non sims#I know he was just being a troll and trying to set me off#but as somebody who had a parent diagnosed with NPD#and a cousin who very very likely had ASPD#I don't think it's cute#I don't have any patience for it#and it brings out the worst in me which I hate#I work so hard to be kind#I don't get why anybody pretends like being cruel is cool#especially when if push came to shove they'd never do even a quarter of the shit they say#*&^(*%^%^#okay rant over I feel better#I needed to scream about it somewhere or my head was going to explode
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you know I've come to realize that a big reason why I lost respect for Bton s2 is that I don't know a single historical romance I love where the heroine would've left that "IT'S NOT FAR ENUFF!!!" scene without an orgasm. possibly several orgasms. at min an attempted orgasm only to be interrupted by derek craven's right hand man worthy (worvy)
#romance novel blogging#even when derek was like I SHALL NOT TOUCH SARA W THESE FILTHY HANDS#when push came to shove he was like '.... i mean. i guess one or two filthy fingers is fine'
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I'm not one of those "gen one-er the only bits of the anime that were good were the first few seasons" types but did they really make Ash less of an asshole??? That was literally the BEST thing about him???
#I stopped watching the pokemon anime after jhoto just cuz it was hard to actually find it to watch in the first place#and I wasn't a fan of the new english VAs#BUT I did watch the movies??? All the way up to Diamond and Pearl and Ash was still a little shithead half the time#it was fantastic#that's the best thing about him#he's a sarcastic little jerk with a heart of gold#legit like this has me a lil sad#I loved that Ash's main flaw was that he's SO focused on pokemon battling that it makes him a little rude#that's just what kids are like sometimes#when push came to shove he was a good kid who cared about his friends and put his differences aside#but most of the time he was a twerp#eh oh well#times change#rip sarcastic asshole ash we loved you in the 90s
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Accidentally getting your dm attached to your pc is like job security
#wacky watermelons#if push came to shove would my dm let eddie die? yes.#however i have seen him go “... take two less damage.” when a friendly fire spell wouldve taken a different pc to death saves#am i convinced that will last? no#i know shits gonna get wild#but i like to think i have a little bit of luck on my side.#vriska behavior or something
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i want you all to know that i've been asking my mom her opinion of all the matchups on the hot vintage actor polls (she knows like 85% of these people and has OPINIONS), and today i told her that the OP is probably going to do one for actresses next and she was like "🤔 how does that work? like... *hottest* old hollywood actress??" and i reminded her that lesbians exist and she was still skeptical. guys we will free her from this prison yet.
#also she laughed when i told her peter lorre was in the 'hot old man' contest#but when push came to shove she hates sinatra so much that she voted for lorre??#like damn frank what did you do
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Ever find yourself awake at 1am talking with your roommate about how the Muppet Treasure Island movie was a cinematic masterpiece?
#like the casting was perfect#Billy Connolly as Billy bones was perfect#Tim Curry as Long John Silver is magnificent#also how they make it that Silver is like simultaneously a good man and a bad man#he’s a bloody murderous pirate#but he also protects Jim#and when push came to shove#he protected Jim from the mutiny#and couldn’t kill Jim even when Jim was ready to blow the whistle on him#he even says Jim is honest and brave and true#things Silver isn’t#he even tells Jim he likes him#like just how they do Silver as a weird kind of bad guy but such a magnificent bastard that you can’t hate him#chef’s kiss Muppet crew#pirate#pirates#treasure island#muppet treasure island#the muppets
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I’ve written ab my therapist so much in tag reblogs that I felt the need to make a dedicated post about why I love her, so without further ado here’s a list of my favourite Therapist Moments:
- gave me advice on how to hide smoking from my (mildly psycho) helicopter parents
- tells me (almost every session) that I’m the best kid she works with (I won therapy guys I got an A)
- I was telling her ab this friend who had a crush on me and was making me rly uncomfortable and I was like “I could either be a shitty friend and ghost them OR be nicer and tell them how I feel” and she said “okay why don’t you try the second one” and I said “well I already ghosted them” and she honestly just sat there and said “that’s hilarious good for you” and gave me a high five
- (cw slight violence) when she was my age her friend gave her an industrial piercing by burning a sewing needle and sticking an apple behind her ear to stab thru *** that’s double crazy bc if u fuck up an industrial half ur face could end up paralyzed BUT IT WORKED
- speaking of piercings girl has more than I do AND TATTOOS
- has cried twice over shit that’s happened in my life (once in session and once after I stormed out on her)
- will let me lie on the floor of her office for sessions and will also lie on the floor next to me
- the most girls girl you’ve ever met
- works out of a shady ass house with three other therapists almost an hour away from the city I live in and I have no idea who owns it bc she def doesn’t
- watches any show I rec AND reads any book I tell her ab
- legit just. Acts like a friend. Yeah she’s my therapist but we can have convos
- talks a lot and WILL go on tangents sometimes (I’m p bad at conversation so this makes me personally feel a lot more comfortable, especially if I’m tired or had a bad week)
#the thing about therapy (ESPECIALLY) as a teen#is that all of my friends told me it didn’t work and not to bother#but the thing that teenagers don’t know is consistency#and yeah I’ve been SOO mad at my therapist some weeks#and have almost stopped seeing her a bunch of times#shit guys I’ve made her CRY IN SESSION#but I kept going back#and that’s what made all the difference I think#bc anyone else I know would have quit#but like. her and I bonded right away and I knew I wouldn’t find anyone else#so when push came to shove I couldn’t switch therapists#and I’m not saying I’m STABLE lmao but my week is so much worse if I don’t talk to her#anyways guys good rant it’s almost 3am#I’ll edit this if I think of any more Therapist Stories bc she’s ac insane sometimes (affectionate)#anxiety#depression#ed disorder#therapy
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Mencken is so terrifying though. Absolute black hole of a man. The only time he wasn't actively scary was when he was mocking Roman, which I genuinely think was him trying to be kind (? human-adjacent?) about the funeral debacle lmao
#Logan wouldn't have embraced Mencken with such ease when the push came to shove#Mencken's not a pawn but neither of these kids has the sense to see it#you can't deal with the fascist unless you're ready to be worse than him and they can't they just don't got it in them#txts#succession hbo#succession spoilers
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