#but ultimately get beat down

[trans-jester-420]

i didn’t see the poll but here are my thoughts:

Shirley bc of the jukebox comment from the pilot. she’s gotten into fist fights and she’s won fist fights. also her time as big cheddar. she’s a formidable foe

Annie, but it’s a close second. she’s vicious, she’s been shown to be vicious and she’s got vicious intentions. if pushed i believe that she’d rip out a throat rick the walking dead style (she was nerfed in epidemiology!!! NERFED!!!)

Abed for his athleticism and genre awareness. he’s impossible to guard bc of his soulful and mysterious eyes and i believe that he’s analyzed enough tv fighting to enact it in real life effectively and with force

Troy has been in fights before and done ok. he threatened to punch toby and pillows and blankets went hard. though he’s more of a lover not a fighter, he is also a fighter.

Britta bc of her anarchist days. i don’t think she won many fights, but i think she could somewhat handle herself. probably got beat by cops multiple times so knows how to take a punch and throw a punch.

Jeff did ok in that fight w mike

Pierce, though i recognize that he can throw a punch, and had those stories about feelin up gals and getting his teeth knocked out by a republican,,, i don’t believe him. those stories are exaggerated. he would do bad.

So in light of that poll about who of the Greendale Seven would win in a fistfight (where Abed managed to come in 3rd place ahead of Troy, Jeff, Britta, and Pierce), I thought I would (lightheartedly) compile some of the things that Abed would canonically do in a fistfight:

Run away

2. Casually request a high five (?) right in the middle of the brawl

3. Attempt the crane kick from The Karate Kid

4. Gleefully run away some more, while occasionally getting hit on the bottom by a broom

[weareallgonnaliveforawhile]

Damian has favorites

Damian absolutely has favorite siblings, he actually goes out of his way to rank them using a method that lets their rank change depending on several different factors.

The first time Dick saw the list he left Gotham for a week to cry because he wasn't even on it and thought Damian was somehow disowning him until Barbara dragged him back to Gotham and made them actually communicate (terrifying, I know.) (It turned out it was just as simple as Dick was that much of a dad to Damian that it genuinely didn't occur to him to lump him in with his siblings)

As of current, the list goes;

Duke

Stephanie

Cass

Jason

Tim

Jarro

The placement of Jason, Cass, Tim and Jarro changes based on what they've done for him that week, how often he's seen them, if they've upset Father or Richard, any failings vigilante-wise, and mainly the idea of 'If they saw this ranking, would I be embarrassed about it?'.

Duke and Steph are permanently in the top two spots, with their spots only swapping depending on how much Damian has seen and talked to them that day.

Patroled with Duke but Steph took him out for milkshakes and to annoy Bruce? Number one spot goes to her.

Duke takes him out for a ride on his motorcycle during his lunch period at school? Number one spot goes to him.

It's very notable that the list dictates his behavior to his siblings. Whoever's in the top spot? He'll let them carry him as if he's a fucked up cat with barely a complaint if they want to. They earned that. Five and below? He is actively pouring sand into their beds.

Steph is vaguely aware of the list but honestly thinks she's near the bottom or something. Tim is hyper-aware of it but doesn't know what the criteria are and keeps getting really competitive trying to get into the top 2 at least once, and he keeps failing miserably.

[menlove]

the way I cannot stand sa//ltburn but I've made people watch it with me 3 times

[tenwhiteandalusians]

is episode 8 the domitian arc ? more on this and EVEN MORE narratives i’ve been ignoring that the show said “actually,,,” about in 5

[afterlife-2004]

Reminds me of “The World Was Wide Enough”, a song from the musical, Hamilton!

[fionnaskyborn]

Was tagged by @oceancamp to post my current five favorite songs! (They should invent a stages-of-grief-esque model that encompasses and accurately describes both types of anguish I had to go through making this list - the one of limiting myself to only five songs, and the one of trying to put as little videogame music on here as possible so that I don't end up looking like an absolute goddamn geek, which... I am... Oh well!)

Thank you so much for tagging me - here are the songs!

Heaven Pierce Her - War Without Reason

Tatsuro Yamashita - Love Space

This specific arrangement of Death And Republic + Meet Again

Winger - Junkyard Dog (Tears On Stone)

The Protomen - Light Up The Night

Is it courtesy to tag other people after you've been tagged in a post like this? If that's the case, I'll tag @spiralled-fury, @solradguy, @swamppossum, @five-by-five, @northstarring, @ineedmoredragons and @tbonechessor!

[regrettablemeasure]

laying face down bc i sorted my davrin x rook playlist in order of their romance/the game's storyline and now i'm all emo about it

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

Mod pie: Another day stoned, calming down my nerves yesterday was tiring, and today was bad a little, but I'm ok, i think my heart is still racing out of my chest after 2 hours of chasing someone down and beating his ass to a pile of blood for trying to rob me and that mutha fucka deserved that beat down I'm just waiting for the pigs to come here but till then if anyone got questions how I survived the robber just ask away but I'm gonna finish getting stoned my heart is still racing 🤔😐

[medicasino]

Kotoko milgram . send post

[tinylilvalery]

Shiv almost calling Tom on the phone after Connor's exit from the karaoke... I wonder if she was second guessing herself after seeing her brother and seeing him about to enter into a seemingly loveless marriage because he believes and has been told he won't get anything better than that. Ultimately she does love Tom, and she knows he loves her. And maybe for a moment there she was on the edge of folding.

[invinciblerodent]

hi, hello, who made the decision to have them looking at each other like this

with this..... tortured fondness? I suppose? because i just wanna talk

(himh they both just want to protect each other so much, goddamn it)

[tsuzukerukoto]

You guys have no idea how annoying I am going to become about Id once I finish it and put down all of my thoughts of which I have Many

[glacierbash]

At this point this character’s just mean.

[designernishiki]

next task on my trophy crusade is winning all the climax battles and so far I’ve won all of them except the ultimate section and hoo boy. let me tell you. my hands fucking Hurt

[rin-the-shadow]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the winner of the Joker Sexyman Competition will ultimately be the one that the voters think would be funniest to have win.

Why?

Because it's a Joker poll.

[miesozernacma]

is

is there maybe a

a strategy to confessing to your father you hate him

becaauuuseee