#but to take the piss outta Raph?
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snackugaki · 2 years ago
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just like big brother
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misteria247 · 2 years ago
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I love how in a lot of the tmnt franchise it's almost a consistent thing that Mikey will forever have Raph as his favorite brother who he relentlessly pranks or eggs on or pokes fun at just to get a reaction for the shits and giggles out of it.
Like 10/10 little brother/big brother shenanigans to the maximum.
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twost3ps · 3 months ago
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The Golden springs of Raphael
"The Golden springs of Raphael" is both Rafael's memorial and healing center of Angels they still have a hospital but without Rafael the warrior Angels like Michael favor the springs over the hospital.
But even when they don't need healing The Brothers of Raphael tend to find themselves taking a dip in the spring anyway because it feels like Raphael is there with them even when he's not.
Anyway if Steve and Adam do ascend into heaven it's to nobody surprise that Steve takes over the hospital but even with Steve the new head of the hospital The brothers of Raphael will still avoid The hospital for obvious reasons. Steve sometimes has to chase them down and trust me you don't want to piss off Dr Steve because he generally cares about you and will give you a very stern lecture that will make you feel 10 different ways of guilty.
A general idea of what the spring looks like.
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ABSHSBBS!!! That's so good!!! RAHSHSGHSHSHSH
Ngl, it would fit for my raphael since he's got this bathhouse theme going on, owning this giant bathhouse in his domain of heaven. They'd probably install the fountain the middle of the bathhouse in his honor.
Instead of the water flowing from his eyes it'd probably from where the rib was supposed to be.
And yeah, Steve takes over in some way. Hes got a natural affinity for healing dhuehw. The brothers do get it, but it hurts to have that reminder of their brother. Kinda inspired from the previous Adam and Steve ask, once they acend, Steve could take on more of raphaels features since winners don't exactly look human. He regains raphs eye stripes and has his wings (obvi).
It freaks the fuck outta the brothers sometimes
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imashoe69420 · 2 years ago
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I Still Need You
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Rise!Leo X Injured!Reader (Part 2)
Warnings ⚠️: strong language, mentions of trauma
Part 1 here
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Anger—no, malice suddenly consumed Leo as he stared daggers into the back of Donnie’s head. Who the fuck did he think he was? “They were mine before they were yours”. (Y/N) had always been his. And why did he feel the need to bring it up at this moment in time? What was his point in saying that?
Malice soon took control of his body as he flew past the glass doors, charging at his older twin.
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Before Donnie could turn around, Leo struck the back of his head, his goggles flying off. Glass cascaded as the lenses shattered against the concrete floor.
The purple clad turtle spun around, pushing Leo away before charging at him. In his mind, this fight was a long time awaiting. He had always somewhat hated his brother for taking away his friend the way he did. In the back of his mind, though, he knew this fight was stupid and wouldn’t get them anywhere. But he also knew that Leo wasn’t going to back down.
At this point, Leo didn’t care if the fight was stupid or not. There was one thing keeping him from his partner, and that was Donnie. And to claim ownership over them—whether it was a current feeling or not—pissed him off beyond belief.
The twins scuffled for a bit until Donnie eventually landed a blow, punching his brother across the face. Leo exclaimed as he forced the scientist onto his back, straddling him and raising his fist up. Donnie had never seen that look on his brother’s face: the look of genuine hate. He wanted to hurt him.
Leo huffed in an attempt to catch his breath as he stared down at his brother. The only way he could describe his face was pure contempt. Neither of the twins had acted like this before, especially over a person. This wasn’t normal.
The blue clad turtle’s expression softened, slowly lowering his fist. He opened his mouth to say something, but pounding footsteps quickly neared the two.
“Leo, what the hell are you doing?!” Their oldest brother shoved the younger twin to the side before lifting Donnie to his feet. He was worse off: blood trickled down from his nose and his face was swollen, sure to form into bruises in the morning. Leo only had a swollen cheek from the punch and a small cut on his forehead from Donnie’s claws.
Raph boomed over to Leo and grabbed the top of his shell just above his shoulder, hauling him to his feet. “Are you fucking brain dead? I’m seriously asking because you think we’re all against you when everybody here has been trying to help you and (Y/N)! You’ve been stressing me out, Donnie, and Mikey with your melodrama, and now you’re fighting your own family?! You’re way outta line, Leo!”
Avoiding his stern gaze, Leo groaned, but didn’t say anything back. What could he say? Like Raph had said, he lost control and taken out his frustrations on his family. He just made their future interactions extremely awkward and tense.
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Another week passed.
Leo stopped sleeping at the Med Bay entrance. He hadn’t talked to any of his brothers either.
He was ashamed of the way he acted; of the way he completely disrespected his entire family over a person he only met two years ago. Once again, Leo was blaming himself for everybody’s woes, but Raph had validated them:
“You’ve been stressing me out, Donnie, and Mikey with your melodrama, and now you’re fighting your own family?! You’re way outta line, Leo!”
The words weighed him down like drenched clothes. His heart crawl into his stomach. Deep down, the turtle had realized that his attitude was hurting the team. But he didn’t care at the time. (Y/N) was the only thing on his mind.
Suddenly, Leo’s self-deprecation was interrupted by the oldest of the four clearing his throat. The blue clad turtle glanced up at him for a split second, then returning his to the floor.
Raphael sighed at his little brother’s demeanor. He sat next to him on the edge of his bed, grumbling at the mass amount of empty soda cans and food wrappers scattered about the room. The two sat in silence for several minutes. Usually, Raph would know what to say when he and his brothers were feuding, but this was different.
None of his brothers had ever drawn blood. Maybe the occasional bruise or light scratch, but nothing more. Before the oldest had thrown Leo against the wall, his expression was something out of a horror movie. For a moment, he was scared. Scared of his own brother.
Back at the lab, Donnie retold the story of how it all began. The red clad turtle didn’t completely understand Donnie, Leo, and (Y/N)’s dynamic, but he understood where both twins were coming from. Sort of.
Strangely, though, the scientist didn’t seem angry at Leo. He was more angry with himself for engaging in something as childish as a physical fight with his brother. And the reasoning? Even more childish.
Finally, Raph gazed in Leo’s direction. “We’re not mad at you, little brother.”
Leo sucked his teeth, not responding.
“I’m serious.” Raph said quickly as he laid a hand on his shoulder. “We never were. We just… didn’t understand. I didn’t understand. What you did wasn’t right but—”
“You don’t think I know that?” Leo scoffed.
The red clad turtle waited a few seconds before continuing. “—but… we know you’re worried about (Y/N). So… you can come see them now. We think they’re stable enough.”
Leo’s eyes lit up as he turned to make eye contact with Raph. “Wait—really?”
When the oldest nodded, the twin wasted no time scrambling to his feet and making his way towards the Med Bay.
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Inside the wing, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. directed Leo to the door of (Y/N)’s room. As he lifted his hand to the door handle, hushed voices from the interior.
“You don’t have to keep checking up on me, Don.” (Y/N) assured him. “I feel a lot better now.”
“I do. You just woke up. I have to look for abnormalities.”
“Yeah, but…” they sighed and dropped the subject. “I wanna see Leo.”
Donnie copied their sigh. “He should be here in a bit. I sent Raph to go talk to him.”
There’s a brief silence before (Y/N) said, “did something happen with you guys while I was asleep?”
Leo chose then to enter the room. He already didn’t want to tell them about the fight, much less Donnie’s perspective.
(Y/N)’s head swiveled towards the entrance of the room. The bandage across their nose and the ones wrapped around their head didn’t deter the smile forming on their face.
With a quickly glance at the two love birds, Donnie quickly exited the room.
Now alone, Leo walked over to (Y/N)‘s side and gently laid a hand on theirs. It took everything in him to not jump on top of them and hug them tightly, wailing about how much he missed them and thought they were going to die.
He instead lifted his partner’s hand to his lips, pressing a kiss against it. “I missed you, babe.”
“I missed you, too.” (Y/N) shifted in the gurney to sit up taller. They then laughed a bit. “You look awful.”
Leo chuckled, tears threatening to spill. “Not as awful as you. I’m not the one in the hospital bed.”
(Y/N) giggled before going into a coughing fit. “Ugh, and it sucks. It’s so boring. You should sneak me out.”
“And have Donnie and Raph on my ass again? No way.” Leo pressed their hand to his face, smirking down at his partner.
A slight frown adorned (Y/N)’s visage. “What happened with you guys? You’ve all been acting weird. And where’s Mikey?”
Again, Leo didn’t want to tell them what had happened. (Y/N) was probably one of the most selfless people he’d ever met, so he knew they would be upset if they knew that the brothers were fighting over them.
“We were just worried about you.” The turtle didn’t exactly answer their question. “And I’m not sure where he’s at, but he’ll visit you when he gets the chance.”
(Y/N) didn’t like that response, but they had other things to say.
“I’m sorry, Leo. For not listening to you.”
The blue turtle’s eyes widen. “What…?”
They avoided his gaze and exhaled, their eyes becoming glossy. “I should’ve stayed underground. I wouldn’t be like this if I just listened.”
Exactly, Leo thought, you wouldn’t. But that wouldn’t be productive nor helpful to them in this moment. “Hey, don’t think like that. You’re okay now, and that’s all that matters.”
(Y/N) grinned at their boyfriend before he pressed a kiss against their lips.
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After leaving (Y/N) to rest, Leo sets out to find Donnie. He hated the tension between him and his twin and had to put an end to it. Donnie had kept his promise. (Y/N) isn’t dead. In fact, they’re alive and well. And it’s all thanks to him. He soon finds him in his lab working on another invention.
“Donnie.” Leo called out to him.
With a long sigh, Donnie turned his head to face his brother. His expression was the same as usual with a hint of annoyance. The older twin didn’t say anything.
Leo slowly made his way to his brother’s side. “Dee… I’m sorry. For everything. I wasn’t thinking clearly and I took out my anger on you. That was just… it was fucked up.”
The purple turtle unhurriedly glanced at his younger brother. “Yeah, it was.”
The few seconds felt like hours to Leo, so he somewhat repeated himself. “Donnie, you’re my family. My brother. My twin. I should’ve trusted you. I mean, look at them now. They’re fine and that’s because of you.”
“Yes,” the scientist eventually turned his body towards his twin, “it is. But I get it. I was worried about them, too. And I shouldn’t have said that about them to you: the whole ‘mine vs yours’ situation. I just…” he sighed shakily, “I just miss them.”
Leo nodded with a hum. “Yeah. I know how you feel now, but I never wanted to keep them away from you—or anybody for that matter. I was… I was being selfish. And I’m sorry, Dee. I’m really sorry.”
As if on cue, tears began to fall from Donnie’s eyes. That was all he needed: an apology. His tears triggered Leo’s and he pulled his older brother into a firm hug.
The twins then silently pledged to each other that they would never let anyone or anything come between them ever again.
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averagetmntfan · 8 months ago
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Portals gone wrong!
(“The 4 servants Au” & “time beats a dead man Au” ((collab w/ @mikey-rottmnt)) Crossover fic!)
2/???
Tbadm universe, 12:38pm.
“uh..not to like, complain or anything but-“
“Why am i TIED UP?!?” Leo demanded, squirming in the rope. “because, you look ugly. And we don’t trust you.” Bendy pulled the rope tight, making sure it was secure. jeez, what a crazy day. First he had to calm down a guilt devoured Koi, now these Weridos fall outta the sky and invade their camp? What’s next, Someone loses a leg??
“I kinda feel bad for tying them up..” Dale whimpered. “WHY??? the little orange one was gonna attack us!!!” Chip reminded her, trying to be the reasonable one here. “Yeah but.. Besides that, they seem really nice!! and look at that one!! It’s got cool red paint on its face!!”
“as much as I love a complement, this isn’t paint. It’s my skin, thank you very much.” Leon smirked, sparkling as usual. Except there were literal sparkles..- what the hell???
Chip just..observed carefully. wow, this guy was gayer than him and mugs combined. And that’s really saying something here. Though he hated to admit, these guys did seem kinda harmless.
‘I’m sure the grown-up’s could take these bozos in a fight, anyway. So..whats the big deal?? What’s everyone so afraid of?’
Chip, being the observant guy he is, decided to go check on the others. Since everyone was acting a little bit off. And suspicious, he might add. “Come on.” He Signaled Dale to ‘follow his lead.’ And within seconds, the siblings were on a investigation.
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it was quiet. too quiet. Why you may ask? Well, I’ll let cup answer that one.
Cuphead Stares at raph. No conversation, no movement, just an intimidating cold stare. Raph couldn’t even bare to meet his gaze, so he turned to face the tents wall. As this starring contest continued on, the 2 bystanders looked at eachother with concern.
“cup, lay off dude. It’s been like 5 minutes. You’re scaring the poor guy!!” Mugs suggested. No one dared move.
another couple minutes go by, and mugs tries again. Again, not movement.
She tries again and again, and like every time before..
Nothing happened.
“UGHH!! WHY CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?!” He shouted, readying up a punch to the face. “Hey, hey! Mugs, calm. Down. Anger will not fix anything.” Boris reassured him, in a desperate attempt to calm her down.
“Tell me, Bucko. Why’re you really here??” cup finally spoke up, building up the tension. Raph finally Met eyes with him.
“I don’t know, ok?! Look, one minute I was hanging out with my brothers, watching a Jupiter Jim movie, and then-“
”wait, who’s Jupiter Jim?” Mugs asked, not expecting to be heard. But of course..
He was.
“ah! Jupiter Jim is the main protagonist in me and my brothers favourite movies! He’s so cool, and also have a red panda sidekick!! But there’s also comics, fan fics, graphic novels, spin-offs, fan made episo-“
“Ok can you shut up? We don’t wanna hear about your nerdy lil sci-fi show, uh..whatever you are.” Raph went completely silent after that, slightly embarrassed.
“Dude. I-“ mugs sighs.
“Ok, move it boy toy.” He attempts to shove cup outta the way. But uh..
Cup snickers at his brothers failed attempt to move him.
“Keep trying, toothpick. One day maybe you’ll be able to make me move an arm” he howls with laughter. Mugs rolled his eyes. Tsk, at least he wasnt an overachiever study nerd.
Raph Just Watch the 2 siblings, letting out a small laugh.
Cup immediately turned his attention back to raph, looking kinda..pissed..off? Uh oh..-
“Find something funny?” his voice was low, as he inched in closer to Raph’s face. He stares at him again, narrowing his eye.
“n-nooooooo…?”
“just leave the guy alone. You’re being a bitch.” Mugs told him off, putting a hand on her hip.
“WHA- I AM NOT!! THIS GUY COULD BE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS!!!” “Cup, he doesn’t even have any weapons.” this seems to get cup upset, he rolls his eyes and storms out. What a baby. Mugs scowls at him as he leaves, soon turning his gaze to their unexpected visitor.
“Sorry..a-about him. He’s just..very cautious..of people..”
“Well, can you blame him?” Boris stepped in.
“you and him have been through a lot together. He’s just trying to protect you.”
Well, this seemed to get to mugs. He thought for a moment. She hated to admit it but..Boris was right. Maybe they’d been acting like a jerk to cup.
As he got lost in his thoughts, Boris glanced at their prisoner.
this was gonna be one hell of a day, huh.
Welp…
It’s time to prepare.
PREV MASTERPOST NEXT
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sleepy-planet · 2 years ago
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Hello and HAPPY 2023!!! If you're busy feel free to ignore this request- hcs for the rise turtles please, the ai art situation is honestly really scaring me and i would appreciate reassurance.. thanks a million and i hope you have a great day regardless :]
Happy 2023, Nonnie! I'm not sure if you meant basic hcs or something related to the situation, but I'm going with the latter!
Raphy Boyo:
•He is upset by the situation, and doesn't understand how people can be capable of being so greedy and lazy!
•He'd sit by you, trying his best to comfort you and listening to you.
•He would definitely offer to beat some people up, but you know he won't be able to.
•He spends weeks encouraging you to let your creativity flow, whilst spoiling the crap outta you. You have no choice in that.
Leo Boi:
•When he heard about it, he was furious. He may not QUITE understand how this came to be, but you're upset and he doesn't like copycats.
•He would bother Don into corrupting many AI sites. You most likley wouldn't know until a good chunk was gone.
•Takes you on trips! Mostly to art cases to show you that some AI shmutz couldn't rip away what you have.
•He rants about it to his brothers, and they are equally as pissed. He tried to portal to some bozo's house in anger. He ended up in Nebraska, unfortunately.
Donnie Boy:
•he already knew about it, and the two of you would talk about it back and forth.
•He already took down most of the sites. And found some IPs. You mayyy have to intervene.
•He most likely talked to Sheldon about not plagiarizing or scraping. He would be damned if Sheldon did that on his terms.
•He sleep-talks about it. (I hc he's a sleep-talker) Sometimes you catch a snippet of some suspicious code-talk.
(Bonus! He'd also actually be able to beat them up, unlike Raph.)
Mikey BOYYYYYYYY:
•As a fellow artist, he's outraged!
•Comfort all around! You guys have drawing/painting dates, and he tries to take your mind off of it by making you laugh.
•Anybody tries defending the AI people? They will have a..stern talking to with doctor delicate touch.
•He likes to reach original fics to you/show you drawings he thinks you would like.
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ray-the-fanatic · 11 months ago
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Meet Casey Jones
silly reactions to me watching introduction episodes of Raph and Casey. 03 tmnt because im a rasey shipper so imma be a dumb dork about them. But i focus on raph and casey soloey caus eim normal
Look how in tune these two are even before meeting both pissed off hitting the streets and landing up in the same place.
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Raph used the first excuse he could to touch this random guy he was more than excited to watch kick ass.
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"easy cowboy" uwu Raph like cowboys later in the show Casey picks a cowboy film to watch? Im connecting the dots don't worry.
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Casey basically set up date with Raph i mean picked a good spot to the park? how nice uwu also this fucking man really just got such a kick outta messing with this random mutant he ran into and couldn't stop XD
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"hot shot" Look I just find it funny how many things he fucking calls casey uwu
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They held hands its a date
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Raph took throw yourself at them a bit to seriously
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I dunno why this scene just funny to me maybe its cause it feels like Raphs scolding Casey but still XD he so small. But I do like Casey taking his hand this time around unlike eariler ;3;
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i'm a sucker for mask wearing character removing mask to revel something about themself moment and the fact Casey does with Raph, someone who he been fight since they met fuck gets me
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he touch the tiddy
ahhhh i will alwyas never shut up about how much I love that Casey always shows he will listen to Raph
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These two are serious flirting after that heart to heart look how fast they clicked <3
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"isn't this romantic" See they were caught flirting stop being gay you two uwu
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love that they stuck to fighting near each other well Raph brothers go solo like these two both could have also but nah they go in back to back uwu
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I love Casey joining on watching Leo with Raph and them just paling around and joking well going through this fight. XD like damn you two way to be haters to the dragons aint even looking at them as they fight
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Shoulder touch successful date
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These two refuse to let the other have the last hit they are so fucking dumb i love them.
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tinytinyturttlesoup · 4 months ago
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Me spit balling a turtles Demon pact Au
Same events as the Movie except instead of the Krang being aliens they actually are demonic forces. With abilities to make pacts with humans and such
The diverting event is that in order to escape the prison dimension Leo makes a pact with Krang prime to escape. But Leo being Leo he twists the pact enough to keep Krang prime on the other side of the gate.
Leo returns and for a while everything is fine until he starts to notice changes. And his priorities begin to shift.
It starts out small but little by little the rest of the fam start to catch on that Leo isn’t in control of himself anymore
they have to do a full exorcism to get the demon out of him cuz surprise that deal Leo thought he turned to his favor wasent as full proof and he got snatched by krang prime.
whole section where Draxum and Mikey basically are talking to a tied up krang possessed Leo
I’m thinking very 4 D chess type conversations
meanwhile Donnie and April and Casey are working to undo this whole pact and looking into loop holes n shit.
Raph is anxious the whole time cuz he feels useless and like he isn’t contributing enough to solve the issue. and also how he didn’t do enough to prevent this whole thing in the first place. So he eventually gets fed up and goes to talk to big mama.
and she’s like “I can help but for a price” and so Raph basically agrees to fight in the nexus in exchange for a magical dohicky that can temporarily suppress the Krang “think like Kyos spirit beads or smthin” ( it would be really cool if it was some scrap of the demon armor that big mama made into a ring or something idk.)
Leo is now freed of the Krang but is pissed that Raph had to basically “sell his soul” to big mama to do it. And while the ring dose suppress the possession he can still hear Krang prime from time to time. And prime decides to take a different approach.
he convinces leo to do things to help raph win more fights but get hurt ect. And once he earns enough good faith he convinces Leo that the only way out for raph is to kill big mama and is super adamant about it. And that if Leo let prime take hold for a little bit he could do it for Leo. Because then technically it wouldn’t be Leo killing her. He could excuse it as an accident.
leo eventually with enough pressure caves and all hell break loose. Me thinks the brothers all have to come together to get the krang outta leo. empyrean usage?? idk but Exorcist Mikey as a concept is cool so lets go with that.
and then they all live happily ever after....until the next wacky adventure.
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clanofjones · 1 year ago
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Ghosts of Our Days - Chapter Eleven
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Chapter Eleven: Two's a Company, Three is a Crime
TW: Homophobic language and semi-graphic descriptions of murder.
A/N: Co-written with @theosb0rnway :)
Casey Jones never took the day off, that was a fact set deep in stone. If evil never slept, then neither did she, but this was different. 
He needed a day to process the idea that his boyfriend was not just a corpse in an icy coffin, but a being, a SPIRIT, that only Casey could see. He slept mostly, residing on top of the ice box while Raph watched her from afar, hesitant to make a move and not wanting to scare or piss off his lover. He didn't want to be double dead. 
The next day was far more productive, and Casey seemed to be in a much better mood after his almost day-long rest. The duo sat at the little coffee table in the middle of the room, Casey writing down ideas for his next moves against Shredder while Raph played with his ghostly sais. 
Who knew that whatever you had on your person also went with you to the next life? Raph didn't know much, or used to care much, about death, thinking he was some invincible force that even when battling Oroku Saki as Super Shredder could not be defeated, but now, here he was, thoroughly defeated. 
He was dead, and he was spiritually attached to the prettiest lunatic on planet Earth whose only current goal was to kill Super Shredder, not something normal like taking a shower or eating a meal that wasn't packaged. It was an issue, sure, but then again, to Hamato Raphael, Casey Jones was the definition of putting the 'hot' in psychotic. 
Said hot lunatic was actually being productive, scribbling some ideas down that Raphael surprisingly approved of. 
Ways to get that bastard's attention: 
Don't? Nah, that's no fun 
Bomb the old mansion 
Karai? 
Take down Tiger Face 
Fish Face 
Wolf Dude 
Beat the shit outta Hun! 
There was a giant scribbled star by the last one, making it officially Casey's favorite choice, despite it loosely having to deal with Shredder. Off to the side, there were little drawings of Casey using various weapons to kill Shredder and his Foot goons, which Raphael tried to ignore as best he could. Then something else popped into the scheming vigilante's mind, a way to get not only Shredder's attention, but the entire city's. A way to make himself truly known. It was a... different idea, but Casey knew she had to throw it out there. For all he knew, Raph might actually like it. 
"Hey, Raphie?" 
"Yeah, babe?"
"...What 'bout goin' after a cop?"
"A cop?" Raph didn't seem angry, which was a good sign. 
"Yeah! Get us actual attention from all the cameras and reporters and shit cause killin' the Foot ain't doin' nothin'." 
"Wait, you wanna... kill a cop?" Casey looked at Raph like the answer was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was. 
"Duh! Hurting one won't do anything!" 
"Casey, I agree that it'll get us the attention we need, but if we do that, it's gonna get us attention from EVERYWHERE. We're gonna have to be way more careful about what we do and how we're see- how you're seen." 
"So you're... not mad?" Is that really what Casey was focused on right now? 
"'Course I'm not mad, Case! Cops are assholes-" 
"Damn right!" 
"But we also gotta focus on keeping you safe. I know you can pull off the job, but the hardest part is making sure whatever they send after you doesn't find you." 
"I can handle it, Raphie. I hate you always rainin' on my parade, sayin' I can't do things like you can. Not like this is my first time dealing with pigs." 
"I'm not 'raining on your parade', babe, I'm just scared you can't do this by yourself." 
"Casey Jones wo-" 
"I know, I know! 'Casey Jones works better alone', but you can't work at all if you're caught, or worse, killed!" Casey sighed, but from behind her mask, he looked like he was in thought, chewing at her bottom lip. 
"Alright, I'll listen to you, just this once. So whaddya think I should do after I off the guy? Or lady? Or... what's a word for not a dude or a girl?" 
Raph did a facepalm. "It's just a cop, Case, Jesus Christ." 
"Yeah, you're right. But what should I do after I off the pig?" 
"Lay low. Before you do it, we should go out one last time for food and supplies, stuff that'll last us at least a month or so."
"A month? Hope they got those dumb little number puzzles at the store cause I'm gonna need 'em." 
"Sudokus, and yeah. Ya know ya' got me too, babe." 
"I know, but now that I can't pin ya down, I've gotta find other ways to keep busy." 
Raph swore he could hear Casey smirk and blushed a little, not that he could tell.
"I'm gonna need paint too, and I might... I'm gonna try to stop by my place, get clothes, money stash, firepower, all that." 
"Alright." 
"Raph?" 
"Yeah?" 
"...C-Can I let her see me? She's good at keepin' secrets, she doesn't know 'bout what we do, there's no way they could tie me to her if we're careful-" 
"Yeah. Tell her Mr. Turtle says he loves her, okay?" "Course, baby. I know she loves you too, a lot. Oh god, she has no idea that you-" 
Raph put a hand on Casey's shoulder and grimaced at her natural flinch. "Sorry. Look, don't tell her, it'll break her little heart and nobody wants that." 
"I wasn't going to, I'm not gonna hurt my baby sis like that, she's everything I've got left! A-and I left her all alone with Arnold... oh FUCK ME!" Casey slammed her fist down on the table and Raph could hear her crying underneath the mask. 
"It'll be okay, Case, I promise." 
"Will it though?" 
"If we get it done right, yeah. It'll be fuckin awesome." 
"You promise?" 
"I promise, dumbass." 
"Thanks, Raphie boy." 
"No problem, Casey baby." Raph put his arms around Casey, and even though she couldn't exactly do the same, he still tried his best. Casey broke the "hug" standing up slowly and stretching herself out. 
"Ugh! That fuckin table's so low, it's more of a pain in my back than Donnie!" Raph snorted, standing up through the table. 
"So where to, master planner? 
"First thing's first!" She smiled through the mask, "I need the rest my gear." It seems Raph had more experience breaking into Casey's house than she did, knowing how to climb onto the ledge and unlock the window so they could slip inside. Casey's room hadn't changed one bit, if you don't count the smell being fifty times worse. Given that it was 1 am, Arnold was fast asleep on the couch, and poor Angel was in the room right next to Casey's, no doubt breathing in that godawful smell and wondering when her brother would come back. 
Casey opened the door to the living room, sneaking quietly past Arnold and into Angel's room. He closed the door behind her, softly speed walking over to her little sister's bed. "Angel?" He ran a gloved hand through her hair and watched as the young girl opened her eyes. She seemed scared, and Casey realized it was because of the mask. "It's me, Ange, it's me!" He flipped the mask up to show off his real face for the first time in months. No paint, no skulls, no nothing, just Casey Jones. 
"CA'EY!" Angel whisper-screamed, getting up and jumping into her brother's arms for a hug. 
"Shhh! Gotta be quiet, lil sis! Don't want Dad to hear me, kay?" The girl nodded, a huge grin still stuck on her face. 
"I miss you, Ca'ey! Miss you lot!" 
"Me too, Angel, me too." He started to cry, Angel's grin dropping as she heard her sister start to sob. 
"Why you cryin', Ca'ey? Don' be sad!" 
"I'm not sad, I'm happy! I'm cryin' cause I love you, kiddo. I'm so sorry I left you here, I didn't want to, I didn't mean to, you don't deserve this!" 
They stayed like that for another few minutes, hugging while Casey cried, before Angel asked, "Where you go, big bro? Can I come too?" 
Casey shook his head. "No way. Casey had to go somewhere far away to keep you safe, and I gotta go back again until I'm done with my job." 
"Wha' job, Ca'ey?" 
"Somebody hurt me really bad and so I'm gonna hurt them really bad too. Remember how I taught you that? If somebody hurts you-" 
"You hurt ‘em too!" 
"Exactly! That's exactly right, baby sis!" 
Angel giggled, smiling up at her big sister. "When you gonna come back?" 
"Soon, Angie, soon. I promise. I'll be back as soon as I can be and then I'll never leave again! I pinky swear!" 
"You pinky swear?"
"Always." They locked pinkies and bumped foreheads, making Casey's promise something he could no longer break, not that she ever intended to break it. 
"Ca'ey? Where's Mista Turtle?" Casey's breath hitched and he quickly looked behind him to see Raph standing there, silently staring at him and nodding. 
"He's... he's back at my safe place, he's doin' alright. Want me to say hi to him for ya?" 
"Yeah! Mista Turtle gonna come back too, Ca'ey?" 
"Of course he is! We're both gonna come back as soon as we can!" He hated lying to Angel about that, but it was the best he could do for now. He couldn't bear to ever tell her the truth, it was too much. 
"He told me to tell you that he loves you VERY much and that he misses your stupid tea parties." 
"They're not stupid!" 
"Hey, tell that to him, not me! I love 'em!" 
"Yay! And I love YOU Ca'ey!" 
"Me too, lil sis." He paused. "Hey, Angel? You gotta promise me something now, alright?" 
"What is it, Ca'ey?" She bounced up and down on her bed with excitement. 
"If you see me on the TV, or hear about me from the bad people in blue, you CAN NOT tell them anything about me, okay baby sis?" 
Angel nodded seriously. "Ca'ey in trouble?" 
"Big BIG trouble." 
"Uh oh! I keep Ca'ey safe from evil people! I help you, big bro!" 
Casey smiled, a fresh wave of tears dripping down his face. "Thank you SO much, Angel, I love you, okay baby?" 
"I love you too Ca'ey! So SO SO SO MUCH!" 
"You go back to sleep now, okay?" 
"Okay... Are you gonna sleep too, Ca'ey?"
"In a little bit, yeah. I gotta do a few things first, but then I'm gonna go back and get some sleep with Mr. Turtle!" 
"Yay! Casey look sleepy, Casey need sleep!" 
"I will, Ange, I will. Can you go back to sleep okay or you need me here for a bit?" 
"Can Ca'ey stay?" 
"Of course. I'll always stay for you, Angel Jones." He sat down next to the bed as Angel tucked herself into the covers. 
"Love you, Ca'ey..." 
"Love you too, Angel." It took Angel about three minutes to fall asleep with Casey rubbing her back. The vigilante stood up, slipped his mask back on, and walked back into his own room, Raph following quickly behind her. 
"Ya gonna get some sleep now, Case?" 
"No. Gotta do a few more things." 
"You heard Angel-" 
"What she doesn't know won't hurt her." 
He grabbed a giant plastic bag from the corner of the room and started cleaning everything out. All the rotting food was thrown out the window, the clothes and weapons stuffed into a bag, posters yanked off the walls and shoved in as well. By the time the bag was full, the room looked like it had barely been occupied. 
"Let's go, Raphie. We got what we came for." 
"Whatever you say, Case." 
The duo made their separate jumps out the window and fled into the night. Now all they needed was just to get the rest of the supplies for the murder. Ah, Walmart. 
The place where you can go at 2 am and nobody, nobody, notices you, no matter how out of the ordinary you look. At least, the security doesn't notice. If Casey got a few odd looks from some equally creepy old ladies, she sure didn't give a flying fuck about it. 
As she picked out the biggest package of Sour Patch Kids he could find and put it in her basket, he noticed a little girl staring at him from behind her father's leg at the other end of the aisle. 
He wondered why the hell a little girl was in Walmart at 2 am, but once again, it was none of his business. He smiled and gave her a little wave, watching her gasp and wave back. 
"Casey, you don't need that." 
"Bite me, Raphie." He muttered under her breath. He walked past the little girl and gave her a wink from under the mask, smiling as she heard her talking to her very disinterested father. 
"Daddy! Daddy! The boy with the cool mask waved at me!"
 "Uh huh. Whatever you say, sweetie." 
Casey loved being herself. As she suspected, even with her blood covered clothes and dirtied skull mask, the dead eyed cashier didn't even seem to notice him. He'd just bought all the supplies for a molotov cocktail, homemade grenades, war paint, and some candy just for funsies and nobody cared!
Raph was right, stocking up on things before his next hit was totally paying off! Raph had been muttering to himself the whole time, Casey tuning him out as best she could. His negative attitude was totally burning a hole in his bad girl persona! 
He forked over some of the money she stole from the Foot goons to the cashier, who gave him a dead-eyed stare and accepted the bills. Casey doubted she would have spared a second glance if Raph, in all his ghostiness, had been visible to others, not only a mutant turtle, but also a semi-transparent ghost. Then again, the lady did work in customer service at Walmart in New York, she figured not much would surprise this lady. 
“Have a nice day– NIGHT! I meant night,” the cashier said, automatically course-correcting, eyes widening briefly as she blinked from the daze that must come with working such a long shift. 
“You too,” Casey said as she accepted some bags and exited. A soft ‘whoosh’ of air hit his face as she stepped out of the sliding glass doors with as much vindication as one could when one stepped over a door threshold. Idly, he realized he should probably get her hands on a car. Or at least figure out some mode of transportation other than his own gear. 
Shifting the bags into one hand as she walked into an alley, with Raph bobbing around her head, Casey fired his grappling hook. 
It caught in a more stable part of the ladder, in contrast to the part of the ladder close to the ground, which was mangled and bent all out of shape.
Casey kept to the edge, so that he ascended in a vertical climb to her stomping grounds. She had to fire her grappling hook twice, the second time impaling deep the ceiling of the small room he and Raph resided in, only ascending again after three light tugs confirmed that the brick wasn’t about to cave, and send Casey to an early grave. 
Any time before Oroku Saki’s grave was far too soon, she decided, spreading his newly bought wares on the floor. Investing in an actual table (or at least not a floor that was both freezing and almost definitely infested with any number of roaches and other bugs to make Raph die twice) wouldn’t be a bad idea either. 
She dumped the bags down on the ground, grabbing the bag he'd taken from his home and setting it down next to the first one and sitting down on the ground next to the coffee table. 
"C’mon Raphie! Don't be a stranger!" The turtle was hanging out towards the window, away from the short excuse for a table, slightly pissed that Casey had lied to Angel's face about getting a good night sleep. 
He begrudgingly walked over, not wanting to deny his lover, almost there when his foot fell through the floor. He thought he'd fixed this already! The angry terrapin could hear Casey's cackle as he pulled his foot from the floor, a growl leaving his throat. 
"Oh shut up." Casey stopped laughing for once, her face morphing into one of concern. 
"You okay, Raph?" Uh oh. Not Raphie, just Raph. That meant he was serious, and serious Casey Jones could sometimes be a scarier creature than the angry, insane, or even pissed sides of Casey Jones. 
"I'm fine, Case." 
"Raph. I know you're lyin', knucklehead. What's going on?" 
"Why'd you lie to Angel about sleeping?" 
"I didn't!" 
"Yeah, ya' clearly did!" 
"No way, man! As soon as I kill a cop, I'm coming back here and we can sleep on the ice box together! The two of us! It's really comfy once ya get adjusted to it!" Raph shook his head. 
At least Casey was serious about going to bed, that was a start. She still had a long way to go in terms of mental health, and if he was finally trying to get better, Raph wasn’t about to say no, even if it was sleeping on that godforsaken freezer box that his own fucking corpse was being kept in. 
"Alright. I'll sleep on the fuckin’ death box." Casey glared. 
"Don't call it that, asshole!" 
"Hey, my body box, my choice." Casey looked confused for a moment before shrugging. 
"I don't think the saying goes like that, but whatever, dude." Her face softened. "I'm sorry I yelled at you, Raphie. I didn't mean it, I promise."
"It's alright, Casey, I get it. You like it cause it's me in there, and you have your own way of coping. I should respect that. I DO respect it." 
"Thanks. That um... means a lot, babe." Raph could see a hint of an actual, genuinely sweet Casey Jones smile, taking the moment to sit down next to him, cup her cheeks, and kiss him softly what would be her lips under the mask. Casey gasped before pressing her lips to the inside of the mask. 
God, did he miss kissing Raph the normal way, pinning him against a wall, making out slowly until both of them were left breathless. She was pulled out of her thoughts as Raph broke the kiss, setting a pair of pants haphazardly on her lap. "Here." He pulled out a Sharpie too, and the older boy was impressed at how well he could hold it. 
"Woah! You weren't kidding when you said you could hold shit, babe! Holy macaroni, you're good!" 
They shared a laugh, Casey getting to work on redecorating the old pair of ratty gray jeans. Recreating his clothing took about an hour and a half, two Sharpies, a pair of scissors, half a braincell shared between them both, and an old burner phone playing Casey's "Battle Songs for Fucking Up Bitches" playlist. 
Putting on the newly acquired corpse paint took them another hour, Casey insisting on putting the white paint on herself first before Raph saw his face. By the end of it, his entire face, ears, neck, and forearms were covered in elaborate designs Raph took his sweet time making and touching up. Casey put on the first pair of redesigned jeans, slipping on a black long sleeved shirt before adding his Insane Clown Posse "Hatchetman" shirt on top of that. 
Her gear followed, then Raph with the bandana, and finally, the turtle lowered the skull mask over his love's face, finally readying her for the best part of the night. 
"You look beautiful, Casey Jones." 
"Thanks, Raphael Tomato." 
"Hamato." 
"Tomato, Hamato!" They let out a giggle before Casey started towards the door, taking the regular way out the building for once. It was time to go out and take down one of the worst threats to society. 
It wasn't hard for her to find a cop car just sitting around on some random street far enough away from the hideout that he wouldn't be chased back. Casey smirked to himself seeing the guy eating a donut through the side window. She pulled out his spray can, shaking it, letting the black paint attach itself to the wall, starting her latest masterpiece. That ugly bastard in his car didn't like that at ALL. 
He made the show of flashing his lights before hurriedly getting out of his car, cuffs in hand. 
"Hey kid! Drop the can and put your hands in the air! You're under arrest for vandalizing private property!" 
Casey continued to spray the paint, humming some random tune as he went. 
"Hey! Kid! Can you hear me? Kid!" 
"Oh, I heard you alright. I just don't listen to people as low in this world as you." He laughed. "I don't listen to assholes as evil as you." 
"Kid, the only one doing evil is you." He walked over to Casey and grabbed him by his freshly painted arm, causing Casey to flinch and whip around, hitting the cop dead in the face with the spray can. 
"Fuck off, grease-hands! My boyfriend just worked for two hours on that shit and I ain't lettin' a no good pig ruin all his hard work!" 
The cop stumbled back, blood falling from his nose and mouth. "Alright, ya little faggot," he pulled out the gun from his holster. "No more Mr. Nice Guy." 
Casey ducked as the shots fired, pulling out her own gun and shooting the cop in the leg. Unlike him, she never missed his targets. The cop screamed, falling to the ground as Casey pulled out his hockey stick. 
"Aw! Looks like Mr. Not So Nice Guy couldn't even beat up a fag like me! So sad!" 
The hockey stick swung down once, twice, five times, ten, until the pig was officially down on the ground. Then Casey pulled out a knife, relishing the look of horror on the cop's face as she stepped on top of him, kneeling on his chest and taking off her mask.
"I'm not even gonna lie, this is gonna fuckin hurt! Well, this is what you get for trying to arrest a lady just for makin' his art!" The cop looked mildly confused, but that was replaced by a wave of horror as the knife pressed against his skin. 
Casey gave him a false sense of security for two seconds before lifting it up and slashing his throat with one solid motion. 
"Go to hell, fag-" The cop choked out, his eyes wide as Casey watched the life slowly leave him. 
"How's it feel be killed by a fag? Cause it sounds pretty good to me!" As his head finally met the street, Casey could hear cheering from above him, seeing Raph on the rooftop and waving. 
"Look, Raphie! I did it!" He sounded like a kindergartener showing off their latest art project to their mom. 
"I know! I'm so proud of you, babe! Now hurry up with that paint, will ya?" 
Casey didn't waste another second, spreading the dead man's blood all over his gloved fingers and using it as a paint of its own. She alternated between spray can and blood, finishing up in a few minutes before going back to the cop and wiping the smeared corpse paint off his right hand. Raph smiled from above, so glad Casey remembered his rule about leaving no trace. 
Before she left, Casey went over to the car, opening it with his not bloody hand, and grabbed the half eaten donut from on top of the middle console. She climbed up the ladder to where Raph was waiting, gazing down upon her finished masterpiece. 
"It's perfect!" 
"Is that really one you're going with?" 
"Yeah, why?" 
"Alright, I just didn't know you were gonna do it." 
"But you like it?" 
“Of course I like it, Case, I love it! Let's get outta here." They spend the whole way home singing and laughing, Casey reminding himself to wash the blood off her glove so that no one could trace that lowlife's murder back to him. Oh, it really was a good night after all. 
Turtles POV 
The news was the only thing played on the TV anymore, much to Mikey's dismay, but Donnie controlled the living room now, so the TV was technically in his domain. 
The team was all piled up on the benches, sitting down to watch the 10 o'clock news like it was the newest superhero movie, popcorn, pizza, and all. 
"This is Channel 5 news, I'm Theresa Merdir. Breaking news, cop murdered on 5th and Walnut, killer leaves behind a disturbing message to all. Warning, this story contains images of gore and violence. Viewer discretion is advised." 
The group all looked at each other with worried expressions, save for Mikey who was focused solely on the TV. He gasped as the images were shown, many of the dead cop's wounds, but then they flipped to another chilling sight. Written on the cop's face in his own blood was: ‘Look up’, and the camera did exactly that, showing Casey's boldest artwork yet. April let out a gasp of her own. "Oh my god, Donnie, is that-'' 
Donnie looked equally horrified, he could only nod and whisper "It is." 
In a combination of cop's blood and spray paint was Casey's signature hockey mask next to tall, bold graffiti letters that read one single bone chilling word: "Skullshot."
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theheadlesshorseman13 · 5 months ago
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I really like writing characters when they get drunk. This is because I take the “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts” to heart. So, no matter what character you present me with, I am always going to think “What shit are you gonna do / say when you’re pissed outta your head?”
The TMNT fandom (or at least the 2012 TMNT fandom) all agrees that Raph drinks thanks to Casey being his friend. The show would be so much funnier if it wasn’t intended for children because Raph would get drunk and swear a lot and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Point being, here’s how I think the Footclan boys will be like drunk in my fics.
Bebop (Anton Zeck): Anton definitely has some experience with drinking. He could hold his own pretty well and could party all night. He’s loud when he gets drunk. He’s dancing around, jumping around - he will not sit still at all. He will sing to the song being played (even though he can’t sing for shit) and will always be found passed out drunk on the first floor he thought looked comfy.
Rocksteady (Ivan Steranko): This guy is 100% heavyweight and can and will drink you under the table. He gets really relaxed when he’s drunk and will let almost anything slide. Sober Rocksteady will stop you from doing dumb shit, but drunk Rocksteady will hold your beer while you do the dumb shit and probably told you to do the dumb shit.
Rahzar (Chris Bradford): He’s an aggressive drunk. He will fight anyone and anything after a few stiff drinks have been downed. He will join any fight and not care which side he’s on.
Fishface (Xever): He’s a sad drunk. He will pour out his sob story of a life to you when he’s wanted. He regrets probably all of his life choices and that becomes your problem all because you were within ear shot. And yes, he will cry. He can barely handle his liquor and that his painfully obvious.
Tigerclaw (Takeshi): Tigerclaw, the normally quiet and reserved one of the Footclan mutants will start to talk about basically anything. It’s like releasing a dam of words. He will talk basically everything and anything while the flow of the conversation is bouncier than a rubber ball.
The Knight (Raph): Raphael doesn’t change much when’s drunk. He acts almost the exact same but whatever self control he has got booted out the window the second anything alcoholic touched his lips. He can hold himself very well. If he and Rocksteady got into a drinking match he has a 50 - 50 chance of winning. He is the life of the party while drunk. He’s joking with people, chatting, singing and dancing and he’s 100% flirty.
Shredder (Oroku Saki): @pyrrhicraven thinks he’s a chatty drunk and while I agree to that, I find the thought of him being a more flirty drunk to be hilarious. He’s definitely more lenient and can definitely hold his own, when he’s wasted enough he basically forgets the strict social rules he had set for himself. He sees Raph and just is laser focused on him and him alone. Raphael’s out dancing? Shredder’s standing about five feet away watching him with a lovesick look in his eyes. Shredder will definitely go up to Takeshi and just gush about what a good friend he is before going off to find Raph. Oh, and he is 110% an affectionate drunk. If Raph is sat down for even a second he will be there, probably trying to show Raph how much he loves him. This is why he doesn’t drink in front of his men (especially after he started dating Raph) once they found out how he acts (Tigerclaw already knows cause he’s Shredder’s best friend) he will never live it down.
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inutaffy · 2 years ago
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NOW FOR THE OTHER TAG. "why are they in space" lmao lemme tell u why
OKAY SO! end of season 3 right, all is well, then some alien dinosaur shows up (he's a tricerton. im not spelling it right but idc) and he beats up the mutanimals (ninja turtles friends) and so raph goes after him, tames him ig??? and then dino dude is all "there are KRAANG ON YOUR PLANET" and the turtles are like "lol we got rid of them like 15 episodes ago keep up" but decide the humor dino man anyways EVEN THOUGH HE BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THEIR FRIENDS??? LIKE OKAY UH SURE ANYWAYS WE'RE GONNA GLOSS OVER THAT- hey btw where did u say the kraang were again??? not that we're worried but yk just in case.....okay yeah can u take us there okay yeah cool thanks
so dino man takes them to where the kraang are hiding out (i think t was the technodrome?? idk its been like a week since i finished s3 but im pretty sure they were in the technodrome. ANYWAYS) dino man takes them there, they beat up some kraang, if u listen closely you'll hear me yelling over leo's fighting style. i just think he's neat, and then they find out that the kraang are doing smth or another at the statue of liberty, so THEN dino dude is like "WE GOTTA DESTROY THE BEACON." so the turtles are like ok CHILL we're doing that rn, cue more fighting with the kraang (WHO ARE ALL TERRIFIED BY DINO DUDE BTW. BC HIS SPECIES IS LIKE THE SWORN ENEMY OF THE KRAANG. THEY ARE NOT BESTIES)
then plot twist, after the kraang retreat, the dino dude is like "i also have to destroy your planet now bc u humans suck ass and also there are kraang everywhere lol there's nothing u can do to stop this" and the turtles (raph specifically, THAT WAS HIS DINO PAL MAN) are like hey wait lets talk this over we JUST saved this fucking planet wdym you're gonna blow us up and then dino dude is like oh im not blowing u up we're just gonna activate a black hole and get rid of this whole galaxy.
the turtles do not like this
so raph is EPIC and destroys the beacon (but not before it signals the rest of the dino army but they don't know that until the next episode rip) oh and also dino dude falls off the statue of liberty and dies
next ep!! the kraang have reassembled and are loading up the technodrome, the turtles gear up to take them down again, then the rest of the dino dude army shows up, shit goes south real quick, mikey gets captured and the others almost get vaporized and leo gets to fly a spaceship again, they rescue mikey piss of the dino general dude meet this AWESOME KRAANG GUY WHO I LOVE his name is agent bishop and i love him, and then they gather all their friends for an epic season finale boss fight to stop the dino dudes from black hole-ing the planet (they get shredder involved too. it's awful. i hate him)
so they're all fighting and stuff, trying to stop the dino army for setting up the black hole thing, AND THEY ALMOST WIN. BUT LIKE I SAID. THEY ENLISTED THE FUCKING SHREDDER. AKA "I HAVE NEVER LET ANYTHING GO EVER. I STUBBED MY TOE ONCE AND NOW I HAVE A PERSONAL BEEF WITH FUNITURE." so shredder does what shredder does best and LITERALLY stabs splinter in the back while he was going to shut off the black hole portal thing. like the bitch he is. and the turtles are like "WHAT THE FUCK." and then the portal is activated and the earth is sucked into a black hole and the turtles are just SITTING THERE holding their dead dad as the world is ending but at the last second a SHIP shows up and this robot (FUGITOID. I LOVE HIM. i know he does something in this season that pisses the turtles off but i forgot what it is) shows up and is like "COME IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE"
and so they do and fugitoid zooms them away to the relative safety of space and does some time rewind thing that sets them 6 months in the past so that they can now find the black hole portal parts which are scattered across the galaxies before the dino army does and stop them from destroying the earth again and THAT. THAT MY LOVE. is why they are in space.
no. everyone needs to read this. what the fuck
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ducknotinarow · 2 years ago
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[2k7]
"Raphael please for the love of fuck reassure me I'm not overreacting to Leonardo's little crush!" Yvonne exclaims as she enters Raph's and Casey's home, "I mean can you honestly BELEIVE that moron right now?!"
Looks like news was getting around fast, considering both Yvonne and Donatello looked furious, and were carrying their own bottles of alcohol. Seems like even Don wasn't all too pleased with what he had heard. Don didn't tend to join in with Raph and Yvonne's weekend drinking bitchfest, but exceptions can be made,
"Ariels' with Splinter tonight, she needs a good grandparent looking after her," Don murmurs, no longer happy with the idea of Leo being her babysitter whenever needed.
Trembling with her own seething rage, Yvonne hands one of the bottles to Raph, the shaking obvious,
"Raphael, be a doll and open that for me would you? Mama needs a drink but she's about two seconds away from losing it completely," She speaks through gritting teeth, "Ah, but if we're upset, I can only imagine how pissed off you are," Yvonne quickly snatches the bottle back before he can open it or hurt himself, "Sit sit, you and Don talk while Casey and I sort the drinks out - something tells me we're in for a very long session."
It was, especially with all four of them going at it. They were going to need more drink.
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Raph's knuckles still kind of burned from when he sucked punched Leo. Far as he was concerned they basically asked for Raph to hit him after all. Still working the anger out of his system but he had to admit hitting Leo did seem to help him a little bit. Not a lot but it did something in the least. He retreated back to apartment at some point after leaving the lair. Leavening Leo behind like that, Raphael hadn't bothered to look at the expression they wore when he did it. It they stumbled or fell after he hit them. Raph was just in such a blind rage at the time. He took it it all out on Leo, trying to recall if he did look back at them at all. Part of him wishes he did but Raphael knows better, he knows he hadn't he wanted to hurt them. Dish out some pay back towards them.
Wasn't like hitting some purse snatcher, or dipshit dragon. A heavy sighed expels from his shell smoke floating into the air from his cigarette he idly tapped the build ash off from. Only to soon feel it torn out from his hand. A smirk tugs at the corner of his beak when he hears his daughter cursing and muttering a lecture about that nasty habit, she fixed him with a look as she shoved the cigarette in to the ash tray Raphael had resting on the rail of the fire escapes. A look over her a moment, she had her hair hung lose a slight different get up on. A band shirt from one of her many hand me down and a pair of black ripped jeans. Outside the Raiders jacket she always wore. And her prized guitar resting on her back, he reached for the strap and playfully tugs it. "headin' out?"
"Oh uh yeah, I uh was gonna." Summer tried her best to think of a cover for where she was heading off to, clearly needing to stop Raph from smoking seemed to get in the way. "Sneak out?" Raph snorts a little as he watches Summer question her self just now, he give shrugs of his shoulders. It's not the first time she took off after all.
"stay outta trouble?" Is all he asks she smiles and nods before making her way down the fire escape to take off. Raph moves to climb back inside now ash tray in hand as he just sets it off to the side. About to call out to Casey to let the big worry wort know Summer had dipped out for the night, but Yvonne's voice breaks through the air first. Slightly sighing Raph wasn't really in the mood for company. Sure, drinking and having his bitchfests with Yvonne was something he look forward to at times but he just wasn't feeling it. To late now. He should have escape with Summer.
"Raphael please for the love of fuck reassure me I'm not overreacting to Leonardo's little crush!"
Raph turned to find the pair of them making their way into the apartment now, Yvoone's voice was loud and pulled his attention mostly her way. Seemed any chance of getting away from this whole situation was gone, as she made her way over him. Sure Von was more expression at times compared to Don, but like Don she could keep things under wraps. So it was always a tad amusing to the red banded turtle watching how expressive her usual tried and worn face could become. Not that he had much chance to give any sort of response her way, women was on a war path.
"I mean can you honestly BELEIVE that moron right now?!"
Honestly Raph kind of didn't even stop to think or consider how the rest of them were going to take this news themselves. He knows it was part of why he got pissed off about this all when he overheard Leo's and Splinter conversation about the matter. Slightly looking past Von as he looked over to Don in the moment. Raph didn't need to see their expression to know how they were feeling. It was like having gasoline thrown on to the fire that was already burning in his own veins. Don was far more quite but he seemed to be on his own edge, Raph eyed the alcohol they were carrying. That much more than he and Yvonne ever went through just the two of them. Guess Don needed to join in a bitch fest himself.
"Ariels' with Splinter tonight, she needs a good grandparent looking after her,"
Raph eye widens just the slightest hear how his twin spoke, sure leavening his kid with Splinter wasn't new it was more the hidden message being delivered there. because Leo was normally the designated baby sitter for the little guppy. There is a slight pang in his shell, guilt. For the fact he hadn't once considered going to find out if Donnie knew about the whole thing. If anyone was likely to be effected by this most well it was these two. All things considered, once more any chance of talk is cut off when Yvonn'es shaking hands shoved a bottle into his hands. He focused on just how fast the motion was from her, she could cover he words a bit easier but seemed her body was the real tell on how she was feeling right now. And now that pang grew a bit more. He really should have checked in on them, he had sort of focused more on himself. Eh that wasn't anything new.
"Raphael, be a doll and open that for me would you? Mama needs a drink but she's about two seconds away from losing it completely,"
Damn if she gritted her teeth any tighter she make start cracking them. Raph tried to recall how he smirks hoping he's doing it right as he lets it tuf at the corner of his beak "Sure babe-"
"Ah, but if we're upset, I can only imagine how pissed off you are,"
Yvonne stanched the bottle back quick from his hold leaving Raph to blink a bit speechless. It truth it was nice that Von seemed to in the least acknowledged that little fact. Of course he was upset, but well Raph was always upset so it wasn't like many were going to notice. Least Von seemed to pick up on it, just sort of twisted his stomach a bit more. She was shaking she should be left to open a bottle she might hurt herself after all.
"Sit sit, you and Don talk while Casey and I sort the drinks out - something tells me we're in for a very long session."
"..uh thanks." Shit did Casey know? Some reason Raph wasn't sure about that either? Slightly shifting how weight left and right between his feet as he turned to look at his twin. Observing every little detail about them, how they held themself, how their expression was setting. Mulling over his own thoughts as he paid a glance toward the kitchen likely where Case and Von were now before he stepped over to his twin. Heavy hand landing hard on to their shoulder as he gave them a bit of shake trying to get Don's attention on to him. Raph was going to do what Leo was not, well at least not with him.
Kind of what was getting under his shell the most if he was going to be honest. Leo was yeah the leader of their team. Thing is they weren't just a team they were family. Leo wasn't just fearless leader in blue who's word he would sometimes follow. Leo was also his older brother. He was Don's oldest brother. That seemed like an awfully obveios statement in the moment but still. So was that Don was also his younger brother. Eh sure Don might be older or whatever but Raphael always like to insit he was older. So he should do the older brother job. Hm no wonder he was so upset with Leo right now sort of made sense.
"I can push the couch outta way." He says suddenly to Don, "think ya need get that snapping goin' instead of just keeping tight lipped." Trying to encourage that old biting habit out of his brother now. "Might help?" Letting go of their shoulder only to make a fist and punch them square in to it again. Nothing compared to when he had hut Leo. Nah this was sportsmanship it was rough, because that was who Raph was. But, playful trying to egg his twin on. "Come on ya know I can tell how pissed ya are?" A second jab at them now "just let it out Donnie."
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Hi lovely! I just want to say, your writing is amazing!! Do you think you could do little headcanons for each bayverse brother where the reader is almost ALWAYS super happy and chipper, super kind to everyone all the time, but then one time somebody (turtles or readers family, doesn't matter) says something to really piss them off? Like... Teeth clenching, furious, silent, and boiling kind of anger that terrified the SHIT out of them that they've never seen before or expected from them?? 😂
Usually, when my Dad and Stepmom are arguing, the fight is blamed on me because I'm "the oldest" and "the most responsible" and I become extremely upset, completely opposite of what I usually am, and there's nobody I can talk to. Thank you so much, for taking my request!! Love your writing!! -Captain trash 🐌
Ohhhh 💢😡 love this, and I do this all the time. Out here bottling my emotions like I'm canning pickles.
TMNT Headcanons
The boys reacting to the quiet type of rage
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Leonardo
you were an absolute angel
this was one thing Leo knew to be true
to him, you were like a carbonated beverage, bubbly and sweet
but what he didn't take into account was that like most carbonated drinks, you always hit just right
he learned that the hard way
no, he wasn't sure what he'd actually said to set you off, but he knew it probably wasn't about him insulting potato chips
you weren't that passionate about potatoes, shockingly enough
but he'd ran his mouth when he shouldn't have and immediate correction was provided via a VERY solid punch to his plastron
then you were up and storming out of the kitchen to your personally designated shelf at the other side of the lair, snarling as you went
you stayed up there for the rest of the day and when dinner came around Leo had to tackle Mikey to the ground to stop him from throwing a paper airplane up into your nest
a wise choice
Splinter was the one who informed you that it was time to eat
Another wise choice
Personally, Leo's never seen anyone eat fettuccine with the afterthought of murdering god but damn if you didn't look like you were considering it
Your jaw was clenched so tight that he feared you'd break your teeth
He felt bad of course, how couldn't he? But he also knew from experience that it was best to leave you be until you came down from your anger
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Raphael
Now, Raph is no stranger when it comes to anger or rage, especially the silent type
He likes to think he knows it better than anyone
But holy shit- he never expected it from you
You were always kind and sweet and every other synonym for those words under the rainbow
In fact, Raph had gone so far as to assume that you didn't have a mean bone in your body
That turned out to be lie
The argument was something dumb, it had to be, but it quickly escalated. Much faster than he thought it could
And he made the mistake of running his mouth
"Oh yeah? And what could you ever get outta being with a freak like me, huh?!"
Big mistake
He actively watched your face darken and your lip curl into a snarl
"You need to stop using your appearance to win arguments."
And then he had to watch as you turned your back on him and simply walked away
You were silent at dinner, only speaking when you needed the salt or something else
You declined all offers to be walked home and left by yourself
They could all tell by your stature and your tense jaw that caused the veins in your neck to bulge that you were beyond pissed
Despite that Raph still received your text informing him that you made it home safe
But that was all
Two days went by before he showed up at your apartment to apologize
You'd never been one to hold a grudge against anyone
Especially not your boyfriend
You accepted his apology and he hasn't crossed that line since
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Donatello
From the day he met you, Donnie knew you were different
Your social anxiety and self esteem overlapped in some of the worst possible ways
But damn if you weren't an absolute sweetheart around everyone else
You defended your friends better than Fort Knox security and that was a fact
So in truth he really shouldn't have been surprised by your outburst
But in his defense he'd only ever seen you react verbally, yelling, threatening, the works
When they were all returning from a scouting routine that night the last thing Donnie wanted to listen to was Leo's lecture
Donnie had gotten in a little too far and banged himself up, bleeding from a few cuts and scrapes but nothing major
And none of them had realized that you were there
So when Leo went in for an attack on Donnie's intelligence and worth you'd done the only reasonable thing you could think of
The glass bottle shattered on the wall next to Leo's head and sent them all ducking and covering their faces
You stood opposite of them, murder dancing in your eyes like a ballerina
You pinned Leo with your gaze and held him there for a painfully long minute
Then you were taking Donnie's hand and pulling him to the needle room
You were both silent while you patched him up and he was relieved to know that your anger wasn't directed at him
Your entire body practically melted when he touched your cheek
"You're going to break your teeth if you keep that up."
"Well I've never been one for self preservation now have I?"
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Michaelangelo
You and Mikey's personality and mentality were basically identical
You might as well have operated on the same vibrational frequency
He just worked so well with you
If it wasn't for the fact that he clearly wasn't human you could've been twins
It wasn't that you were necessarily angry with him at that moment, but the argument you were having was quickly escalating so you both opted to shut it down before it got any worse
Things usually turned out better when you both went nonverbal
Ended with way less hurt feelings than it could have
But you both found it best to take some time alone during these situations, things were easier to smooth over if you were both calm
The others found this terrifying however
Because silent, angry you was one thing
Silent and angry Mikey was another thing entirely
But fortunately you both typically resolved things rather quickly after giving each other some space
I know the last one is a little off but I kinda ran out of ideas and brain power. The dreaded wall of writer's block has hit me and I think I just made a nest under it and took a nap. But in all honesty this week has really stressed me out so I apologize for the lack of postings. I'm doing my best to get back into it. Thank you all for being patient with me. 🧡
-Mars 🌠
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bunni-teeth81 · 4 years ago
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Slender bros rewritten by me
Cause I want character development
(This is mostly Offender, trender, and Splendor. Also if you like Slendey/slender dad you might not wanna read this cause I do not make him a good guy in the slightest)
Possible tw for mention sexual assault, pedolophilia, necrophilia, and zoophilia!
To start off, Offender is not a rapist, he isn’t a pedo, and he doesn’t fuck animals
He doesn’t do anything without consent, plain and simple. Him being all those things was a rumor started by someone he fucked in the past who got caught cheating. They said Offender forced them and the rumors have escalated since with his legend.
He actively avoids children cause he doesn’t like them. So he literally couldn’t be a pedo.
He doesn’t hate kids, he just prefers to not be around them.
He won’t fuck someone with kids unless the kids are out of the house and somewhere safe.
He’s wary about fucking 18 and 19 year olds and usually doesn’t
Occasionally if he sees a kid sad while he’s on a walk or whatever he’ll give them some daisies or something. Though they kinda just appear near the kid. He doesn’t actually go near them.
Though he will fuck old people. He has no problem with that. But he will go gentler cause they’re frail
He likes animals, but not like that. Like.. ew
He has a kind of respect for the dead, even people he’s killed to eat, so he’d never do that. Also it goes back to the consent thing. They can’t consent so he ain’t gonna fuck them.
He’s pansexual.
He’s very kinky, obviously. He’s willing to do pretty much anything in bed
He prefers to top but he has no problem being pegged-
Has tried every drug there is.
Usually just sticks to weed, alcohol, crack, shrooms, and the occasional LSD
Bath salts fucked him up majorly and he will never do them again.
He works for trender, who has a whole ass company (will be touched on later)
He helps trender make clothes for more alt styles (punk, grunge, goth, emo, all that good stuff) and he helps with lingerie (masc and fem. trender makes both. Offender tests it out and gives feedback on what could be added or changed)
He also finds models for Trender (there’s really no qualifications to be a model, you kinda just have to want to be one. Trender, his assistants, and other models will help fill new models in. And they never have to wear something they don’t want or pose a way that makes them uncomfortable. also theres do discrimination when it comes to models, any one of any race, body type, gender (or lack there of), sexuality, and age to an extent (depending on the clothes being modeled and (if parent permission is needed if they get it)) are welcome)
He also does side jobs like art (he does realistic art) plays piano or violin for songs, every so often he’ll join a strip club. Definitely has an OF.
He learned piano from his dad. Their dad made them all learn piano. His dad was very against him learning violin but his mother let him learn it (she knew how to play)
Their parents kept them pretty reserved from the rest of the world (particularly humans) for safety reasons. The brothers didn’t find out they were the only ones of their kind till they were like teens and went hunting for the first time.
Their parents suddenly disappeared when they were teens. They still haven’t found them and have no idea what happened to them.
Zalgo killed them cause the dad was constantly fighting him, so was the mom but less so.
There were originally 5 brothers, but one got murdered (It was Tenderman. Who wouldve been the oldest, then slender, offender and trender are twins, then splendor)
They don’t know how tender was murdered. All they know is they can be murdered. They still haven’t figured out how tho.
They do know that they can regenerate any part of their body (teeth and nails grow back almost instantly, limbs take longer, they can just put their head where it should be and the bone, muscle, skin, tissue and all that will pull back together, skin can either regenerate in about an hour or two or a couple days depending on the size of the wound. Their organs can regenerate but it takes like a month.)
Drugs don’t effect them the same way they do us. Our massive hangovers that put us out of commission is what happens after they do LSD. A regular hangover for us is what happens when they do coke or a drink shit ton of alcohol.
Offender has the highest tolerance, then it’s trender, splendor, and Slender has the lowest cause he hasn’t done drugs.
Splendor has tried them but doesn’t like doing them. He doesn’t drink much either.
Trender will do them every so often, usually with Offender. He either drinks or smokes a blunt usually. Shrooms are for special occasions, and LSD gives him major anxiety so he doesn’t do it.
Trender and Offender were the only ones to try bath salts. They don’t know what happened. Splendor says they disappeared for a month and murdered a shit ton of people. They almost got caught. And at some point Offender ate a whole ass headstone and took a chunk out of a mausoleum
Slender hunts whenever the hell he wants, he doesn’t care about being caught
Offender hunts every couple of months or so
Trender hunts about 2 times a year. He spreads out his food pretty evenly
Splendor hates hunting and usually Offender or Trender will do it for them. They’ll maybe hunt once a year.
Human food to them is like sweets to us. They can’t live off it but it’ll keep them from starving. If they don’t eat human for about 3-4 years they’ll start to starve, but the process is slow and would probably take a while to actually kill them
Trender, Splendor, and Offender try not to get caught or make suspicions rise. They just wanna live their lives.
The amount of people they consume and how long they stay in their human form determines their power levels.
Slender is the most powerful, then Splendor, Offender, and Trender is the least powerful (but they’re all still mega powerful)
Slender is never in his human form and consumes humans whenever he wants so he has nothing holding back his power
Splendor may not eat human much but they’re rarely ever in his human form. And if they are it’s not for more than an hour usually
Offender is in his human form about 50% of the time. He’s in his normal form at home or hunting and any other time he’s human so-
Trender is in his human form like 90% of the time since he spends most of his time at work (he’s a workaholic to the highest extent. When it becomes really bad is when Offender will step in and be like “hey let’s grab a drink and chill out”)
Offender and Slender’s relationship is like Raph and Leo’s from tmnt if their relationship was genuine hatred and violent
Splendor tries to med their relationship and makes times where they all hang out and have dinner together but to no avail
This is the only time Slender can be seen in his human form. He doesn’t want to go but for some reason he does
Slender is stuck in his ways
Their dad hated humans with a passion, and Slender looked up to their father and wanted to be exactly like him so the hatred rubbed off
Slender blames humans for his parents disappearing and Tender’s death. Tender was the brother he bonded with the most
Splendor used to be a really emotional kid and their father hated that so now they bottle up everything
Their mother tried to help as best she could
V support
Trender’s company is a fashion company that produces just about everything
And the sizes go up to 4 or 5 x
And the prices are reasonable and don’t go up with the size
Trender really doesn’t give to shits about money. If he could he’d just give everything he makes away but unfortunately he needs some money to produce what he makes.
He makes kids clothing, teens clothing, adults clothing in every aesthetic you can think of. Rarely will you see basic shit from him
He makes jewelry (real and fake (for the kiddies) and specifies very obviously which is which so someone doesn’t accidentally buy the wrong one)
He makes shoes!
His prices are usually around 10-25 dollars for clothing, sometimes 30 if it’s a specific brand (like Gorillaz or something. He doesn’t work with brands like Victoria secret, brands that have sweat shops, things like that. He doesn’t support them whatsoever)
His business is huge but he always listens to the people and tries to improve. And all his products are made ethically. He tries in every way possible to produce good products without polluting the earth more
Splendor usually only hangs around babies-young adults. They help them through rough home lives, trauma, and helps them find joy. They do everything they can to make them feel better
Splendor is the one who takes care of Sally. And they feels incredibly guilty for not being able to stop what happened to her, or punish her uncle himself.
Animals and mystical creatures are drawn to them and their home. They go to it for shelter and safety, as well as some food. But because Splendor isn’t always there they have a nymph friend there to look after everything.
Slenderman is the only one with proxies
Splendor is demisexual and bi, leaning towards men
Trender is queer and demisexual/demiromantic
Slender doesn’t love anything. Ever.
Trender gets annoyed easily but rarely ever gets pissed pissed (like original face altering pissed) if he does it’s either cause someone did something to his brothers or his models. And the unfortunate soul who did such will never be seen again afterwards
Offender doesn’t really get pissed pissed cause he usually either bottles it up or makes a joke out of it. It’s really only if something happens to his brothers that he gets pissed pissed.
Splendor has a list of people they wish they could rip to shreds. All of them parents. But they don’t want to do that to the children. They only intervenes and gets pissed pissed when the abuse gets physical or sexual. When it’s physically they’ll give the parent one change to never do that again. They’ll scare the shit outta them but won’t hurt them. If it’s sexual they kill them. Plain and simple.
Splendor started wearing pokadots to make the kids happy. Trender hates the suit but doesn’t comment usually
Splendor’s black hands are a skin disease their species can have. The skin is black and kinda ridged.
Splendor wears gloves because of their skin disease. the blood stains and they can’t get it out. Also they’re very insecure about their disease
Splendor put the bells on their tendrils so their movements didn’t scare the kids. They would always know when he was moving and where he was moving to so they’d be more comfortable. It was painful but it was worth it
Slender was in the woods when he was younger and almost got attacked by humans, but his mother came and saved him. (Her tendrils could be used as a shield)
Eden is not related to the brothers.
But eden looks a lot like their mother, so much so that Spendor legitimately mistakes her for their mother.
Slender’s human name is John (splendor had to come up with it on the spot leave them be)
Offender’s human name is Dimitri and I’ll die on this hill
Splendor’s human name is Faer
Trender’s human name is Quael
They can change their physical appearance to be fem or masc. like their body can change.
Slender doesn’t give two shits about pronouns
Offender doesn’t care but he/they/xem works
Trender goes by he/him
Splendor goes by they/them
(Im including Slenderwoman now so uh... 🤷)
Her hair is her tendrils.
She’s not part of the Slender bro family nor does she know they exist (though eventually she will. She’s way younger than them so)
✨Lesbian✨
Has met Slenderman tho. She hates him
Like genuinely hates his guts
She hates almost sharing a name with him.
Prefers to go by her human name; Eden
As long as you don’t use the pronouns he/him she doesn’t care.
She just kinda... appeared at the ripe age of 4? (She doesn’t remember anything past 4 so that’s what if feels like to her.)
Splendor is a switch and you can’t change my mind
Trender is also a switch
Slender doesn’t get any cause he’d kill them, purposely or not, being radioactive and all.
Eden is a top but can bottom is convinced
Offender, Splendor, Trender, and Eden can all control their radiation output so they can glitch tech when they chose and won’t hurt anyone
Slender could but doesn’t want to 🤷
They can be killed by their hearts getting impaled. The reason they don’t know that is because the skin will heal, but the heart can’t.
Offenderman’s real name isn’t Offenderman. That name was dubbed to him when people believed the rumors of him. But he kept it. He can’t really explain why but he did. And now he forgets it’s not his real name sometimes. Though he does prefer to go by Offender/Smexy.
Splendor calls him Offendy and he’s the only one allowed to do so
Trended has four arms, plus his tendrils. He can hide his second pair of arms like his tendrils but it takes energy
Getting their limbs/tendrils cut off only stings to them. They’re only in full on pain when their organs are involved
Eden’s blood has healing properties.
Someone can be turned immortal by being injected with one of the brother’s (or Eden’s) blood in large amounts. It’s extremely painful though.
Doing it slowly can ease the pain, so doing it over a week’s time nonstop will get the job done.
The injected person will be very weak after it for a couple days. A week. 2 weeks in worse cases.
The only one who’s done this is Splendor. They were dating a guy for a very long time and they told him about the procedure and he wanted it. After gaining back his strength he left Splendor. They’re not entirely over this even though it happened a long time ago.
They (mainly Offender and Trender) had to track him down and kill him. (Ya know, heart stuff)
That’s when they figured that’s probably how they could get murdered 
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skylarmoon71 · 4 years ago
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Leonardo- Oneshot
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"Begin."
At the indication of Splinter's voice, you tightened your hand on the wooden sword, charging at Leo. He braced, taking the first hit. His ability to block just made you fight more. Donnie, Mikey and Raph were at the side watching. When you asked to be trained the same way they were, Splinter was a bit skeptical.
They were mutants, there was a certain amount of training he knew they could handle. They were always exceeding his expectations with their progress. But you were a little more fragile. At the beginning you could barely even hold a sword correctly. 
Despite that he could see your determination. Where you lacked in skill, you made up for it with hard work. Now you were as equipped for battle as anyone of his boys. He was so proud at how much you improved over the months. From the side it must have looked like Leo wasn't putting much effort, but Splinter knew it was taking some energy to avoid getting hit. He was mostly blocking. You were more adept in offense, whereas Leo was defense. It's what made the both of you great partners.
You swung and dodged each and every attack he delivered. Leo smirked when you did a flip to avoid a very close blow he struck, spinning around you even managed to knock the stick right out of his arms, placing your own at his neck. He froze with his hands raised.
"Well done (Y/N). '' You grinned, dropping your weapon and jumping around as you high fived Mikey. "Heck yeah! Who beat Leo, I beat Leo! I said who beat Leo!"
"You beat Leo!" Mikey joined in your little singing fest and Leo just chuckled, bending to pick up both sticks.
"Don't go getting a big head, I was going easy on you."
You scoffed. "Like if you were struggling to keep up Leo-sensei~" you teased. He stammered at your words, shuffling back and almost dropping the sticks in his hands. You giggled. You had no idea why but whenever you called him Sensei he always got embarrassed.
"You've gotten quite good at this. I must say your dedication is quite inspiring. " You bowed. "Thank you Master Splinter. I'm forever grateful." They were all aware of your need for self defense. You were one of the more sadder cases they dealt with. Some men had gang up on you while you were walking from your late night job. When they found you, you were battered and bruised. You never thought you would ever recover.
Leo and the others found the men responsible and gave them a severe beating of course. After thanking them, you decided you were done being a victim. You were going to fight back. So you trained hard for months. You never had to worry about being scared again, you even opened your own little dojo. Teaching self defense to other victims, and even little kids. That horrible night provided something wonderful. You had purpose, and a great set of new friends.
"So Leo let's talk business. " Mikey's words made you smile, a little confused on what he was referring too. Splinter, already used to his son's antics left quietly. "What are you guys talking about?" you said moving to grab a towel and your bottle water. You draped the cloth around your neck, sipping from your bottle. Leo was looking a bit nervous now. "Ya can't back out." Raph urged.
"Yeah you promised." Donnie stated. They all seem to know but you. You pulled back the bottle, raising a brow.
"Come on don't leave me out of the loop. I wanna know?" When Leo walked over to you, your head titled. He cleared his throat.
"(Y/N), would you like to go on a date with me?"
You blushed, not sure if you were hearing right.
"E-Excuse me?"
Leo scratched his neck, flustered. "The guys they made me promise that if you won I'd finally own up and..ask you out.." he mumbled the last part. From the back you could see the culprits sneaking out. Mikey was showing you a thumbs up mouthing a "I got you girl."
You couldn't believe it. He was asking you out. Like actually doing it. Yes, it was because of a dare, but from what he said it was more a dare of courage, because apparently he'd been wanting to do it for a while.
"Listen, they're gone. I can just tell them you said yes. You don't actually have to go out with me."
"I'd love to go on a date with you Leonardo." he paused, blinking. "Are you sure?" Leo wasn't the self conscious type. It wasn't because he thought he didn't have a chance, or even because he was a mutant. He knew the type of person you were, and he was positive that things like that weren't what you cared about. His main concern was your healing process. He still remembered that day when they found you.
He hadn't even known you back then, yet he wanted to protect you from everything. The pain and hurt you would experience as you got through your trauma. That was the main reason he kept visiting. It's how the both of you officially met. He was always checking up on you in the hospital. He kept telling himself it was crazy. You were a complete stranger. But he couldn't stop. Slowly but surely you started to notice things, then you noticed him. Now, those days seemed so far away. From strangers, to friends. Maybe now something more?
He took in the way you shifted on your feet, that adorable little shuffle whenever you were caught off guard. Then there was the little hair gesture. You would twist and twirl a lock of your hair when you got nervous.
"I-I mean we kind of have to now you know. You did make a deal. And a ninja's word is solid." It's cute, the way you were trying to justify it all. Leo couldn't stop the smile on his face.
"You're right, I wouldn't be much of a leader if I couldn't stay true to my word."
"Mhmm." he could see the way your eyes light up in agreement.
"So is tomorrow night at nine okay for you, we'll be patrolling at seven."
"It's great Leo." Excited, you reach down to grab your duffle bag, slinging it over your shoulder.
"I can't wait!" you weren't even trying to hide your happiness. You turned practically skipping out of the room. Raph and the others peeked from behind the wall.
"See, that wasn't so hard now was it." Mikey spoke. Leo's eyes were still watching in the direction you left.
"Leo, earth to Leo!" Mikey was waving his hand in front of him with no response.
"Guys I think we killed him!"
Raph just smacked Leo at the back of his head. He stumbled, looking back with a pissed expression.
"See, he aint dead." They all knew Raph would look for any opportunity to hit Leo.
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You were running from room to room. Cleaning, fluffing, just pretty much checking it all over to make sure it was spotless.
After you were done, you searched for a dress. Something that said cute, but not too much. Not trying too hard, just trying a little sort of feel. Leo would get here at nine, so you still had time. You rushed into the shower. All you needed was a nice shower and some decent make up application after. You left your apartment window open just in case you lost track of time. You didn't want him waiting outside long.
You weren't in the shower for too long. After a relaxing ten minutes, you dried yourself off and looked for your sexiest pair of underwear. "Just in case." you assured yourself. Sifting through your closet you found a little blue spaghetti dress. 
"Perfect!" Slipping it on, you moved to your bedroom to apply makeup. It wasn't much, just some mascara and a little touch of lip gloss. Since you weren't exactly going out. You settled for a pair of flats. Smoothing out the dress,you jumped when you heard the doorbell ring. " Crap! Pizza right." taking some cash from your purse you went for the door. Opening it, the delivery man handed you the two boxes. You took it, giving him the money. "Thank you." you said politely, closing the door as he left.
Placing the pizza on the table in your living room, you sat on the couch, waiting. It was a bit nerve wrecking. The little tap on your window made you stand, and you brushed your hair over your shoulder heading for the kitchen. Leo was on the fire escape, and when he saw you he slipped inside, closing the window behind him. You smiled, even though you left it open he still knocked.
"Hey. " you greeted. He raised his head to do the same, but stopped when he took in your attire.
"(Y/N)...you look beautiful." He was so used to seeing you in yoga pants and t-shirts.
"Thank you. "
"Mission success!" Seems like the dress did its job. "Come on you must be starving after your patrol let's eat." Leo followed you to the living room, his eyes brightening when his nostrils caught the scent of pizza. You couldn't stop your giggles when he was right beside you in seconds. You opened the box, taking a plate and giving him two slices. 
He took it gratefully, taking a seat on the couch. You did the same when you got your own slice. "So how was patrol, catch any bad guys?" you bit into the slice and Leo nods, swallowing his piece. "It was fine, Mikey got a little excited when we took down some guys that were trying to rob a convenience. I felt bad. It was just a couple of kids. "
"Aww, did you guys turn them in." He shakes his head. "We didn't. Raph scared the crap outta them. I don't think they'll be robbing anymore stores in the future. " you laugh at that. "I could only imagine, poor kids. "
Leo has already finished his pizza, and as the night progresses the both of you fall into easy conversation. You fill him in on how your business is going. Your favorite part of the day was probably your job. He knew that for certain. He's still a bit taken by you. Maybe it's the cute dress, or the way he feels like he can tell you just about anything. Possibly the way your lips are still glimmering with gloss, despite the slices of pizza you've already eaten. He can't pull his gaze away.
"Leo?"
He's apparently drifted off. "Yes, sorry about that, what did you say?"
"Do you want another drink?" you ask standing and heading for the fridge. He's only had one sprite, and you're feeling a bit thirsty, so you wonder if maybe he is too. "Oh, no I'm okay thanks." So you're going to get yourself a glass of water. Sipping the drink, you let out a soft sigh. The night was really going better than you expected. At the beginning you thought it would be a bit awkward. It wasn't a secret you found Leo attractive. In every sense of the word. His personality, dedication, damn even his body was breathtaking to you. It was easy for you to communicate when it was all the boys, but with just the both of you it was different. And you were glad you could still talk with him casually.
When you walked back into the living room you almost crashed into him. He grabbed you by the shoulders apologizing. "(Y/N), I'm sorry I have to go. Donnie caught some interference on one of the cameras. " you nod in understanding. "That's okay Leo." you were grateful for the time you did get to spend with him. You knew there was probably someone who needed him more than you right now. His hands were still holding you gently. 
"I had a really good time Leo.." He smiles.
"I did too." For a moment you don't know what to do. The both of you just stand there, looking at each other. His eyes are possibly the bluest you've ever seen. You could get lost in them forever. "(Y/N)...is it okay if I.." his eyes move to your lips for a split second. You swallow.
"Yeah.." you breathe. His hands are still resting gently on your shoulders. He leans down to meet your lips and you're a bit nervous. It's been so long since you've been on a date, even longer since you've kissed someone. But this isn't just anyone, it's Leo.
"Leo.."
His lips meet your own, and all you could think is why the hell did it take you this long. Your arm reaches up a bit hesitant, and you shift, taking a step forward to lean into him. Leo's hands have changed position. One on your waist, the other on the small of your back. He urges you in, closer to him, and you deepen the kiss. His arms have now encased your body, and you don't ever want to pull away. Not for anything.
The kisses are slow, and sensual. He wants to taste all he can, and when your tongue slips pass begging for entrance. He inhales, giving in. When his mouth opens and your tongues touch, you can feel the way your pulse gives an appreciative thump. Leo moans, and it's music to your ears. You've never heard such a sound leave him. It's amazing what that simple thing does to your body. You're on your toes, refusing to part. You have to though. You're beginning to run out of oxygen. Pulling back slowly, your eyes are still closed, and you lick your lips. You can still taste him. When you open your eyes, he's staring at you. His pupils are dilated, and you almost want to lean back in and completely ravish him. But he has to go. More pressing matters.
"You...should probably get going." you pant out. Leo needs to compose himself. How can he even think of fighting now when you've clouded his mind with the feel of your lips. He somehow manages to release you with a soft smile. "I should." he agrees. He gives your lips one last peck, and you grin.
"Dinner is on me next time."
"Sure Leo." You can't wait for your next date, because if it's half as good as this one, then you might as well just marry Leo right now.
"See you later Leo."
"Bye (Y/N).'' He's heading for the kitchen, but almost trips because he doesn't want to look away. You giggle when he catches himself, making a very ungraceful exit.
"It was definitely the dress."
You have absolutely no doubt.
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i wanna take the piss outta mr enter’s response to the response of his rise review cause WOW i can only laugh at it fglkfjlkgf Screencaps are pretty small so here’s the original twitter post for the better quality and the whole post as well
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whoa whoa WHOA GUYS!!  Things are getting EDGY in here!! Watch out!!
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Why does he make it out that rise’s premiere was a fucking train disaster?? The first ep serves as a big set up for the season (as any show premiere would?) so rise introduces: their version of these characters, yokai, the yokai underground/hidden city, how the boys get their mystic weapons, the main antagonist, and finally the set up for the plot in which draxum’s laboratory explodes and the oozequitos are set free. Yes the pacing was too fast since rise had a lot of concepts to introduce us to, but given that these are re-imagined characters that have had 30 years of lore behind them; Rise makes sure to let the viewer know most of the new changes in the first episode so when we go through the other episode we aren’t thrown for a loop or get confused. The only thing I can find legitimately bad about this episode is that the bodyguard yokais arent ever seen again, nor do they establish who they are or how they relate to mayhem or draxum.
Does mr youtube man ever say this is the problem though? No lmaoo, he just says its bad and mediocre with no explanation. Like if he personally found it boring or unable to keep him watching then that’s his problem. He doesn’t need to ‘justify’ his feelings by saying the premiere was so bad it killed his dog or some shit. Like my god, really, what was so bad about it? That things are different now? That it doesn’t carter specifically to your tastes? Grow up.
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Okay. This paragraph is *chef kiss.* First he thinks Splinter calling his son a nickname and saying he’s funny is one of the 7 deadly sins - BUT HE THEN GOES TO COMPARE SPLINTER TO PETER GRIFFIN DLFKJDFLKDJFLDKGJFLD I HOLLERED YALL FKDLFKD. Lastly he contradicts himself by saying Splinter’s character needed foreshadowing for someone as great and cool as him to ever care about a stinky rat man 🤢 When the show fucking bashes it’s viewers over the head that Splinter has more going on to him. Not only the constant parallels and hints of splints being lou jitsu, but the first episode shows us that splinter has a portal device to the hidden city. Cause yeah - any character that doesn’t have a shady past is just carrying around a mystical thing like that. Yup! It was impossible to see any foreshadowing. I gotta laugh.
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Dude called rise less action packed than it’s predecessors... Alright get the Ls in chat ready for him. Rise is more lighthearted and comedy based, but it still has action in every single episode. Just because the boys aren’t constantly fighting bad guys doesn’t mean theres no action. Like the ep he mentions, Down With The Sickness, just because there isn’t a full on battle doesn’t mean the action in that ep doesn’t count as action?? Anyone, even someone like him, can figure that out.
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Oh my god, I have never seen anyone act like such a brat! Can’t even admit the animation is good without instantly backhanding it. He’s so scared to give this show a compliment its fucking hilarious dlfkjdlfk Also, secondary animation is stiff? I’d like to see that, cause I haven’t. There’s whole ass accounts that showcases rise’s non-action scenes and the animation still goes out of way to be flashy and visually appealing.  But again, this guy only watched less than 5% of the series so of course he doesn’t know what he’s talking about 🙄
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The guy can’t even watch his own videos to get his info right, makes so much sense. Also Raph’s and Mikey’s weapons are the weapons the respective characters used to train in the original comics, the hell do you mean “it’s a great disrespect to the franchise”?
I like how he hints at revisiting the review. You’ve done enough, keep away from the show for god’s sake.
Also, for the perfect summary of his childish attitude -  he compares rise’s fanbase to the time steven universe fans drove an artist to suicide just because we said his claims were wrongly informed and that he didn’t do his job right, (both of which are true). We were so mean to him we must of made someone kill themselves before, yeah that’s a totally normal conclusion to come to after being fairly criticized. My god.
The whole thing is astounding to me honestly. I know I just wrote a college thesis about this, but really, this guy doesn’t deserve any more effort. He has little to no ground to say anything about the show cause he didn’t watch the series and he didn’t care about giving the show a fair chance in the first place. Finally, given this response he clearly can’t handle this maturely, nor could he evaluate the critiques people have said about it and instead doubles down to keep this edgy look - cause that’s more important than being a respected and credible reviewer, apparently.
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