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The Mutant and The Warrior incorrect quotes

Saki: Alright, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Raph : Great, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Saki: ...

Saki: You mean ring bearER, right?

Raph : ...

Saki: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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Fight Night

Raphael rolled his shoulders as he entered the ring, grinning from ear to ear from beneath his helmet. He was dressed in a red long-sleeved dress shirt with black pants and black shoes. He was wearing his signature vambraces that hid his arms and hands.

His opponent was smaller than him, though who wasn't now? But, he was still pretty big, rippling with muscle from beneath his tight clothes. Shredder had picked the man to hopefully give Raph some kind of challenge; he was one of the brutes in the Footclan and he looked like he's been in loads of fights.

Fight Night had become something of a tradition after Raph realised that Saki owned a couple fighting rings. He would go there once a week just to fight anybody who wanted to. People would bet on who would win. The regulars and members of the Iron Brotherhood and the Footclan betted on him, but the challengers' friends betted on them.

If the man was nervous, he didn't show it. He was watching Raph closely. Despite the fact he wasn't wearing his armour, Raph's opponent still got a weapon. He had chosen a simple bat and was twisting it in his hands. It was made of steel with a rubber grip. If it weren't for the tearing in the rubber grip, Raph would have said it was brand new.

Neither of them moved when the bell rang to start the fight. They were waiting for the other to make the first move. Raphael normally was never patient in a fight but he wanted to see what his opponent would do. Saki had picke dhim so he must be good, right?

After a couple of seconds of staring at each other, Raph and his opponent charged at the same time. He swung first and Raph ducked under it with ease. The mutant went to punch the man in the side with a simple right hook but he leapt back just in time. Good, he was fast.

Raphael followed his lead, keeping close to prevent him from swinging the bat properly. The man kept trying to back away and Raph kept pursuing. Raph went for a straight jab for the face, but the man ducked under the swing and tried to step around him. Raphael responded by bringing his knee up sharply and just about managing to scrape his torso when the man leapt back. Men and women, friends and strangers all shouted from outside of the cage. Their gazes were eating Raph and his opponent alive. Raph could make out his men telling him to stop toying with him and he could hear his opponent's friends telling him to help them win their bet. Raph found himself smirking again.

Raph lunged forward. He swung a left hook and, when the man moved to duck under it just like Raph thought he would, Raphael shifted his weight and slammed his knee up. The man shouted when Raph's knee connected with his nose and he fell back, hands flying to his face. Raphael outstretched his leg and slammed his heel down into the man's stomach as hard as he could, knocking the wind out of him and slamming him down into the ground.

Raph backed off as the man laid there, groaning. He watched him as the crowd's roaring got louder; his men telling Raph to finish the job, the man's friends telling him to get up off the damn floor.

It took a couple minutes, but the man slowly brought himself up. His nose was bleeding bad and was definitely broken but his hands still settled themselves over his torso despite this. It was only when the man was on his feet was when Raph charged again. This time, the man wasn't quick enough. Raphael shoulder-barged him so hard he went flying into the cage's wall with Raph colliding into him. Raph grasped the man's shoulder in one hand to keep him still and raised the other one high. The man glanced at the hand, visibly paling as his eyes grew wide. Raphael winked at him before knocking him out in a single blow.

Cheers and boos screamed through the air as Raph left the ring. A few of his men that he passed patted him on the shoulder or the back and sung his praises while his opponent's friends rushed to get him up. Raphael left the main area and moved up into the private office where the Shredder was waiting.

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Fight Night it is, then!

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Oh and I will be laughing myself while I make that damn decision.

For my fic: TMNT: Blood and Roses

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Well shit 🤣

For my fic: TMNT: Blood and Roses

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For my fic: TMNT: Blood and Roses

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Shredder: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Raph: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Shredder: I said within reason, Raph. How about I murder that guy?

Raph: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Shredder: Well… Yes.

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Silence

Raphael was normally the life of the party, especially when there was loud music and as much alcohol as you can drink. Raph, however, was silent. He stayed in the corner of the room, nursing a full glass that he was given over an hour ago. Footclan and Iron Brotherhood alike all danced and drank like they were a bunch of teenagers at a party on a Friday night.

Several people had asked Raph to join in on the dance floor or compete in a drinking game, but Raphael had refused. Saki watched him from his spot in his private office, a frown settling on his face as Raph kept to himself.

Eventually, Raphael started to move through the crowd, keeping close to the walls in order to avoid everybody around him.

Saki looked up when Raph entered the office. He watched as Raphael quietly shut the door behind him.

“Raph?” Saki called, his tone soft; preserved only for him.

Raphael said nothing as he moved over to him. His shoulders were slumped and his footsteps were heavy and slow. When he reached Saki, he stood over him and simply looked at him. It was as if he couldn’t muster the words. Raphael removed his helmet and let it sit next to the Kuro Kabuto on the floor and looked at Saki again. Raphael was frowning and his eyes were narrow and dim. He looked tired and drained and upset. Raph just stood there, looking at him.

Saki moved his arms, offering Raph a silent embrace. It was only then did Raph move. He sat down in Saki’s lap and cuddled up to him, looping his arms around Saki’s shoulders and slinging his legs over the arm of the chair. Saki wrapped his arms tightly around him and pressed a kiss to his cheek. Raph closed his eyes as he rested his head on Saki’s shoulder. They sat in silence as the party raged below them.

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This tumblr blog surrounds my fic series: The Mutant and The Warrior, so asides from the odd reblog or two that will be the only thing I will be positing about.

Asks are more than welcome but inappropriate asks will not go answered and will be deleted. My fic surrounds the 2012 TV series but I do stray away from the storyline and change a few things, such as the characters’ ages.

(Yes, I know Raphael and Shredder are enemies, but I got curious and wrote a fic of my own where they are a genuine couple).

- I’ve linked my fic if you want to check it out. There are warnings in the tags.

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The Mutant and The Warrior incorrect quotes:

(Raph’s a little thick sometimes)

Saki : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Raph: Wow. They sound stupid.

Saki : They are not. They’re quite smart actually. Just dense.

Raph: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Saki : I guess you’re right. Hey Raph, I love you.

Raph: See! Just say that!

Saki : Holy fucking shit.

Raph: If that flies over their head then, sorry Saki , but they're too dumb for you.

Saki : Raph.

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The Mutant and The Warrior incorrect quotes:

Raph: *Does or says something stupid*

Saki : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you.

Raph: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey!

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The Mutant and The Warrior incorrect quotes:

Raph: Saki , you love me, right?

Saki : Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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The Mutant and The Warrior incorrect quotes:

Bebop: *Gasp* Look at how cute these pens are!

Rocksteady: Anton, that’s gay.

Bebop: Ivan, we’ve been married-

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The Mutant and The Warrior: Incorrect quotes

Raph: *Wakes up in the Footclan hospital room*

Shredder: Be not afraid

Raph *Grinning*: Mornin’ Shreddie.

Shredder *Visibly deflating*: Be more afraid