#but this is So Much Worse

[pied-piper-pluto]

im the saddest wettest beast in the world (has to be at jury duty on new dungeon meshi episode day)

[sage-nebula]

Personally, I think minimum wage retail employees SHOULD be able to use their positions to buy stock before customers get a chance to. It's the bare minimum they should get for having to put up with those shitty fucking jobs. Target fucking sucks ass for firing people for buying cups, ffs.

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

not EA running background processes from the ROOT USER that you can't turn off no matter what

[ow1et]

what kind of tragedy are you ?

self - inflicted .        you were given the choice to live, a thousand times over, and yet you never choose it. not intentionally, oh no, you didn’t know it was a grave you were digging. but with every turn, you were twisting the knife deeper. every decision doomed you more. had it been anyone else, they would have made it. but you? you are so perfectly you, there was no escaping it. the true tragedy of it all, is how preventable it was.

tagged: @ofsoul <3 tagging: steal it and tag me!

[comraderaccoon]

They put the little alien corpses in tiny coffins, for dramatic effect and respect. Which is by far the goofiest thing I've seen in a long time.

Then we find out the alien corpses are made out of a hodgepodge of chopped up human and animal remains.

This unboxing went so wrong so fast.

[iheartnimbassacity]

bell didnt come home last night

i hope its because they know they fucked up, not that they are passed out on top of a fucking tower drunk

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[aropride]

[iserlohndiary]

situational irony is when you vote, for two terms, a presidential candidate who 1) was a beloved mayor and 2) does not come from an old political elite family, just for him to create his own political dynasty, using his former mayoral seat as a rung for his own son who is now set to be the next vice president

also why this incumbent was so widely supported was in part fueled by the fact that his rival in both elections were a pig-headed former general with a long history of unresolved human rights violations

and now, that general is going to be the next president, thanks to the support of his former rival

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

[tojisun]

god you just know simon likes it messy. he likes it when you're a drooling, crying mess; hiccupping once in a while because it's so hard to breathe when you're plugged with his cock. he loves holding a heavy hand on the back of your head and forcing you to stay still with his cock down your throat. you're more subdued now, used to his width, but his thighs are full of angry welts from when you were scratching him, trying to pull away. spit bubbles from the corner of your mouth where your lips are left as tight rings, swollen and bruised when simon used you like a toy, bullying all of himself in.

and thing is, he'd be so quiet throughout. ever so watching, attentive and tactile, but quiet. like a hunter stalking.

[boysborntodie]

TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing

[decideroffacts]

not active in the wc fandom here but sometimes they say cool shit

[leaping-laelaps]

just found out that Rhynchonella went extinct in the Eocene :(((((

[lylahammar]

Kabru 💎

[ao3-crack]

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