#but this is So Much Worse

[pied-piper-pluto]

im the saddest wettest beast in the world (has to be at jury duty on new dungeon meshi episode day)

[poorparentsteenagedaughter]

the one time i don’t supervise her and she immediately gets injured

[sage-nebula]

Personally, I think minimum wage retail employees SHOULD be able to use their positions to buy stock before customers get a chance to. It's the bare minimum they should get for having to put up with those shitty fucking jobs. Target fucking sucks ass for firing people for buying cups, ffs.

[comraderaccoon]

They put the little alien corpses in tiny coffins, for dramatic effect and respect. Which is by far the goofiest thing I've seen in a long time.

Then we find out the alien corpses are made out of a hodgepodge of chopped up human and animal remains.

This unboxing went so wrong so fast.

[ow1et]

what kind of tragedy are you ?

self - inflicted .        you were given the choice to live, a thousand times over, and yet you never choose it. not intentionally, oh no, you didn’t know it was a grave you were digging. but with every turn, you were twisting the knife deeper. every decision doomed you more. had it been anyone else, they would have made it. but you? you are so perfectly you, there was no escaping it. the true tragedy of it all, is how preventable it was.

tagged: @ofsoul <3 tagging: steal it and tag me!

[iheartnimbassacity]

bell didnt come home last night

i hope its because they know they fucked up, not that they are passed out on top of a fucking tower drunk

[delicatefury]

I come with worse news.

Illumination is no longer involved. Rather, the movie is going to be…

Live action.

From ScreenRant

“Nintendo has teamed up with Sony, producer Avi Arad, and director Wes Ball to bring the project [The Legend of Zelda] to life, with fans crossing their fingers that the film will be a hit.”

Sony. AKA one of Nintendo’s biggest rivals.

Avi Arad. Who brought us live action hits like: Ghost in the Shell, Uncharted, and Morbius.

Wes Ball. He directed the Maze Runner movies. That’s all I got. I mean that’s literally it. Apparently he’s a special effects and art guy, so maybe he’ll understand the grandeur Hyrule and it’s temples deserve.

But I did some IMDB digging and found the writer…

Derek Connolly.

While he has the credit for the Detective Pikachu and Kong:Skull Island screenplays under his belt, he’s best known as the story co-writer for the Jurassic World movies and…

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker.

I am very, very afraid.

this summer...

everyone's favorite knight...

is coming to the big screen

*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!

*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*

"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"

Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”

one knight will find himself

Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"

and maybe a Legendary Sword

Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”

but first he has to find his courage

Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"

*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”

*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*

and the wisdom...

Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*Ganondorf twerking*

Link "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*

*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*

"LIIIIIIIIT"

THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!

*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*

LEGENDARY

The Legend of Zelda.

Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"

[aropride]

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[uncanny-tranny]

Not to sound like a person who actually cares about children, but it's so alarming that there's this tendency and trend of not telling kids about their medical conditions that are in their charts.

I'm finding out as an adult that they (though it's not documented who) diagnosed me with a life-long, chronic condition without telling me when I was a teenager. I found out recently when I got curious about my medical charts, and otherwise, I would not have known what's wrong with me. I've been left with more questions than answers, and I feel like a private investigator investigating my own damn health and life.

Is this medical malpractice? Yes. However, I think it also speaks to a broader point of how children are seen to not be entitled to their own lives in any capacity, to the point where they are (intentionally or not) made ignorant about things that are or will affect them.

[iserlohndiary]

situational irony is when you vote, for two terms, a presidential candidate who 1) was a beloved mayor and 2) does not come from an old political elite family, just for him to create his own political dynasty, using his former mayoral seat as a rung for his own son who is now set to be the next vice president

also why this incumbent was so widely supported was in part fueled by the fact that his rival in both elections were a pig-headed former general with a long history of unresolved human rights violations

and now, that general is going to be the next president, thanks to the support of his former rival

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

[marvelsmostwanted]

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

[tojisun]

god you just know simon likes it messy. he likes it when you're a drooling, crying mess; hiccupping once in a while because it's so hard to breathe when you're plugged with his cock. he loves holding a heavy hand on the back of your head and forcing you to stay still with his cock down your throat. you're more subdued now, used to his width, but his thighs are full of angry welts from when you were scratching him, trying to pull away. spit bubbles from the corner of your mouth where your lips are left as tight rings, swollen and bruised when simon used you like a toy, bullying all of himself in.

and thing is, he'd be so quiet throughout. ever so watching, attentive and tactile, but quiet. like a hunter stalking.

[boysborntodie]

TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing