#but this fit better :>

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[krohft]

[ OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT : INTERVIEW BETWEEN CROFT , LARA AMELIA AND AGENT HOLMES , SIMONE OF INTERPOL ]

SIMONE : Miss Croft , one last question — … exactly how would you describe your relationship with Prof. Werner von Croy ? LARA : Currently ? Strained . SIMONE : I was led to believe you two were quite close . LARA : We were , I suppose . At one point . He was my professor at uni , supervised both my bachelor's and master's theses . Not so much anymore , though . SIMONE : Care to elaborate ?

LARA : He had a permit for an excavation in Guatemala . Since I was already in South America , I joined him there — looking for a distraction , I suppose . He hadn't found anything of value yet , not by his standards at least , and he wasn't entirely opposed to outside help . About three weeks into the dig , he found an underground temple . Something neither of us had seen before … a cultural anomaly , so to speak . He was quick to push on , ignored just about every warning sign along the way … and when he entered the inner sanctum , the entire thing started collapsing . I tried to pull him out in time , but … I had to make a choice . I couldn't save both of us . SIMONE : And he took that personally . LARA : I suppose . He framed me for murder the second he got back to England — stole the Iris off me , too .

SIMONE : I don't remember reading about you going to prison for any length of time . LARA : Because I didn't . I could prove I was on a plane when the murder occurred . All he needed was for me to be in custody for a few hours , so he could grab the Iris I had taken when the temple collapsed . SIMONE : Does he still have it ? LARA : Unfortunately . And there's no telling what he will do with it , now that he's gone underground .

[hinamie]

10 years later

[moncuries]

guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)

[anendtopursuit]

kissing the atsv character designers directly on the lips

[bloominglegumes]

to think that we could stay the same,,,

(my megop playlist.pls pls talk about songs with me)

[gendernewtral]

gilbert baker designed his flag with the express purpose of it including every single queer person. baker was so dedicated to making sure his flag was inclusive that he added another stripe in 2017, lavender, to represent diversity. the concept that it’s for white gay men came around later and needs to be changed.

can we please go back to associating the original flag, and ideally the modern rainbow flag, with inherent inclusion of every single queer person? instead of deciding that the original wasn’t good enough? personalized flags are important for representing those who have typically been excluded from the queer community, but reclaiming the original flag as a symbol of inclusion is important too.

[doodled0g]

memewashing

(alts for first one under cut)

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jason, laying on the couch: Do you think that 9/11 happened in the paw patrol universe?

Bruce: Sometimes I wish I hadn't adopted you..

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

[badlydrawnmanic]

[typewriter sounds]

[inkbybambi]

chemistry teacher soap catches gym teacher simon fucking you in the bathroom during a school dance, tattooed hand over your mouth to muffle the pretty noises you make. he doesn’t think either of you notice, until those dark eyes turn on him, a slight tilt to his head in invitation.

soap decides he has a better way of keeping you quiet, stuffing his cock down your throat, enjoying the way you choke on it and the way simon tugs him forward to lick into his mouth, a hum of approval low in his throat.

[nipuni]

Alec 🌊

[italinafatlovers]

Candii Is so fat now 😍😍😍😍😍

[chosisbox]

The god of love and the god of war?? 🤨

I was about to draw zosan for a warmup and THEN this tweet came across my TL and altered by brain chemistry like they are so venus (aphrodite) and mars (ares) coded I-

[housecow]

yes, the top of my boobs are a place to rest my hands now :3