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I have a headcanon that girls in Natlan (and hey, guys too, we are fair and equal in this house!) obsess over Ancient Names the way real teens obsess over astrology signs.
There's entire scrolls with clickbaity titles like "What His Ancient Name Says About Him" and "Are Your Names Compatible? Read Up on the History to Find Out If You'll Be a Match!"
Ancient Names that can be interpreted as relating to relationships in any way, like "Honest" or "the Protector," are extremely sought after, and having an appealing Ancient Name is basically a one-way ticket to popularity in the dating pool.
So when Ororon debuts as a hero of Natlan and his Ancient Name is revealed to be "Devotion"...
Well, Citlali and the other Night Wind elders seem to have found themselves a brand-new full-time job--on the Ororon Defense Squad. ("Does beating the girls off with sticks count as a misdemeanor?" "Well if you've got problems with how I'm handling this crisis, come handle it yourself, Mavuika!")
Ororon is pleasantly bemused by the entire situation. His field is full of visitors. He's never received so many presents in his life.
But... why do none of these girls want to visit his aphids? 🤔
#genshin impact#ororon#citlali#Natlan#genshin impact headcanons#Natlan headcanons#“Stop taking their bait Ororon!”#“They'll think you're accepting their confessions!”#“But Granny you said it's rude to refuse gifts from others.”#“Aghh! Get over here so I can smack that grin off your face you horrible boy!!”#“Please don't. I won't be able to eat without a mouth.”#“At least practice Stranger Danger Ororon.”#“Don't let them get you to any secondary location.”#“Ororon? Ororon?! NOT AGAIN.”
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Fr bro I love your energy! Noritoshi is so pretty and so criminally underrated. Keep up the good work in making more of us lusting publicly for him. You've done amazing job! That boy well-deserved it :)
tysm!! I try to open the eyes of the public to his qualities. join my cult yall, Noritoshi is so good listen to me.
but on the topic of energy, whether you're high or low energy, Noritoshi loves it. the only difference is how he reacts to it.
Let's say you're low energy or prefer subtlety in your affection..
Noritoshi will initiate first! ..after a while... in his own way.... He needs to gather enough courage and collect his thoughts properly, then hes good to go! He prefers more subtle displays of affection too, but if needed he'll be blunt about it. He'll learn to adapt to slightly teasing remarks, going as far as to banter and tease back, moreover he's just very loving. So loving it can be embarrassing from time to time because of how intense the atmosphere can get.. the best way he can be described here is princely.
A small smile forms on Noritoshi's lips when he feels you're around. He turns to you, already memorizing each and every quirk you have so that he doesn't waste any time setting his sights on you again. His hands reach out to tug on your sleeve as he looks at you with a gaze so needy you can practically tell what he's about to ask. "May i hold your hand?" His voice comes so smooth that if you didn't know him, you would've missed the twinge of desperation it carried. You couldn't help yourself, you shook your head, a mischievous grin slowly creeping onto your lips at the sight of Noritoshi's pouted lip. Of course he'd do as you say even if it was clearly unfair, but not without some complaints. He clicks his tongue, a quiet mutter of "cheeky.." escapes under his breath. He knows you do this on purpose to mess with him, he was tempted to beg a little, but decided against it. it was an embarrassing thought to begin with. Seriously, how mean can someone be to make a guy think like this? ..Extremely, if the guy's pouting is cute enough! Noritoshi lifts his hand to his chin, thinking of the many ways he can try to get around this obstacle you cruelly placed in front of him. He leans in close, hovering next to you as he usually does when he thinks. He faces you as who knows what goes on in his head, his closed eyes not even giving you a hint as to what he could be thinking. "Ah, pardon me, I got lost in thought. I suppose i can keep my distance, so long as you keep looking at me with that charming gaze of yours." Ah, so he was just winding up for a pick up line. How lame, but.. get used to it. He's going to shadow behind you the entire day with more one liners like that unless you shut him up yourself. Wait.. was that his plan? The faint sly smirk tugging on the corner of Noritoshi's lips and the warm hue on the apple his of cheeks are all you need to figure out the rest.
If you're high energy or prefer more blunt methods of affection..
Noritoshi gets overwhelmed and flustered from such raw approaches from you that he comes off as a bit rude. It's only because you make his heart so full that he needs to shut you down or else he'll do something embarrassing!! He wants to impress you, of course he enjoys your advances very much, but it's not very slightly to see someone like him act like a crushing school girl!! or so he thinks.
Noritoshi yelps in surprise as you snake your hands around his waist from behind. He doesn't push you away or even move for that matter, he's frozen stiff. Is he still alive? Like any good lover would, you benevolently press your ear against his back to listen for a heart beat. ..You didn't hear anything until the sound of Noritoshi sharp inhale came through. That was unexpected, but it works. He squirmed a little, seemingly trying to shrug you off but quickly giving up, accepting the fact that you've got him trapped. "You imbecile, e-enough of this!" he scolded, though he made no actual effort to stop you. Noritoshi remains stiff for the most part, but looking at the back of his increasingly flushing neck reassures you that he is, indeed, alive. He's just being stubborn! Not turning or even a greeting, just rude name calling again! You raise one hand and place it over his heart to hold him tighter in your embrace. As expected, its practically pounding against his chest. He swats your hand away and finally turns back to you with those cute furrowed brows and rosy cheeks. "You're such a bully, you know that?" he huffs out, any semblance of sternness failing to take effect as his jutted bottom lip quivers. Mercifully, you finally let go and spare him by not pointing out the quiet whine he let out. He stumbles forward and turns around to face you fully, trying to keep an eye out for any more of your stunts while he catches his breath. He felt so dizzy from being in your arms, if he were held for a moment longer, he surely would've melted right then and there. Noritoshi's hands trembled as he smoothed out his clothes, his mouth opening and closing as any and all words died in his throat. He wanted to yell at you for being so forward, for giving him no chance to prepare, for letting go of him, for a lot of things..! Yet he just pouted as he tried to calm the flush on his face. His hands instantly whipped up in front of him when he noticed you took a step towards him. He can't handle another display of affection right now, he'll go weak at the knees! But how can you hold back when he's just so damn cute?
The most likely outcome is a mixture of both with a heavy leaning towards one. Either way, you're very right!! He's extremely pretty.
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#ezralva#cw: shotty writing from an amateur writer who is desperate for you to see his vision and why hes frothing at the mouth over a guy#could you feel the yandere undertones. i couldnt help myself. sue me#basically you give him enough time to gather his rizz if youre low energy but jumpscare the fuck out of him if youre high energy#and you know how he handles jumpscares according to this cult#heh#oh and you got me kicking my feet and shit bro#lusting publicly for him.... i couldnt word it better myself#thats the entire reason for having a cult and indoctrinating the public. ty my beloved cult member#BUT YEAH. LIKE I HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY AND BRAIN POWER DEDICATED TO THIS MAN#I GOTTA INFECT OTHERS CAUSE HES SO. RIPS OFF MY FACE#TYSM FOR THE COMPLIMENT. I EAT THOSE UP MORE THAN ANYTHING. I LOVE YOU BRO#GOD HE *****DOES***** DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND ATTENTION FUCK. HES SO!!!!!!!!! //PUNCHES MYSELF#null rot
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#TWISTED WONDERLAND#TWST#TREYJADE#trey clover#jade leech#fanart#jade flirting at his finest#fsdhsh me remembering when floyd had that chef event#and people are drawing jade NORMALLY finishing his absolutely black horrifying disH ABSOLUTELY CLEAN#but then HE GAVE HIM 1 FHSDHSDHSDH WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE FHSHDSDH#FHSDHSDHA ND IT JUST PISSED FLOYD OFF#AT LEAST DON'T EAT & FINISH IT AS IF IT'S GOOD#WHY IS YOUR HUNGER HAS NO LIMIT#i thought i was done and here i am again today#thank you for viewing them once again#this refers to what birthday attire trey that said he messed up other dishes than sweets and cover it up with his magic#i like it when artist draw the leech brother with inner teeth in their throat#yes they have two sets of teeth
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i present some wholesome Fakeys hanging out with friends for this Fake Peppino Friday, please enjoy ✨
#one Funny Boy fresh off the presses ⭐#i do not know why this creature is what my brain has attached itself too but you know what i ain't complaining#he is a Goode Boy. be nice to him or he will eat your face off 🤗✨✨#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower oc#pizza tower noise#pizza tower peppino#eyhm stuff
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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings
#mystic messenger#mysme#jumin han#saeyoung choi#this post is mainly about those two#i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU#like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him#or... basic human rights actually#when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac#also seven's route is so frustrating#like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it#but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself#I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH#zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person#at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE#sorry wow im really into this game#i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me#also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite#doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks#i say that with love
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nui shenanigans
#doodles#duck scribbles#midoyuzu#yuzumido#hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas#enstars#yuzuru fushimi#midori takamine#what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui.........#have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔#the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!!#ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can#hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9#survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next#damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw
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"Anyway, I think every abuser must surely be a mentally disordered freak like you but also you flap your hands and miss social cues so I see you more like a vulnerable cute little puppy wagging its tail than an actual person but also don't you dare do anything I dislike or shake the assumptions I have of you in any way or else I'll see you as just as bad as all the other disgusting monsters with all the icky Evil Mental Disorders™ and– wait whERE ARE YOU GOING–"
#neurodivergent#neurodivergency#autism#personality disorders#ableism#sanism#it's wild that ppl like that think I'd trust them in any way#''I don't mean you!'' 1) You do 2) You still mean my ppl fuck off#and nd ppl doing this are even worse like something something ''leopards eating your face''#npd#aspd#dissociative identity disorder#schizophrenia
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Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!
Day 8 - Delicious silence
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Scriabin#Edgar#I haven't drawn food in a while haha it was a fun exercise :)#Edgar made them a breakfast date ♥#You know he did it a) after endless pestering for more chocolate more fruit more cream more powdered sugar#''If you just want to eat sugar don't rope me into it >:0'' ''Oh as if you're too good for sweets come off it'' lol#And b) just to get Scriabin to be quiet about it all haha - he does! Sated for the moment! Yummy! <3#And not-so-secretly he's pleased to make him happy ♥ Scriabin openly enjoying something harmless!! Something good!!#Much better than him sadistically picking at Edgar haha - sometimes things are nice!#They get to enjoy a thing together <3 And if it really is too sweet for Edgar then more for Scriabin haha#He already got an extra strawberry! Healthy snack on the dessert for breakfast lol#It's okay to go all out every once in a while ♪#Poor Todd missing out on it tho aw haha#Next time full family meal for sure - all the more reason to go a little extra! Spoil the kid(s)!#Scriabin wipe your face or Edgar will do it and then what hehe#I do so enjoy when they're soft and quiet and gentle with each other <3#Kiss the cook! Do it!!
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🪱 #InsertAnInvert2024
Shells: Crawlers
Lined Chiton (Tonicella Lineata)
Such pretty colors! It's incredible how vivid they are.
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#cuttledreams#insertaninvert2024#lined chiton#bug art#still laughing at when I read they had 'incredible homing capabilities'#and was taken aback at the suggestion they operated like heat seeking missiles#turns out no it means like pigeons but the image is so funny#flying through the air to eat the algae off your face
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Hi casscainmainly!!!!!! I was wondering which comic your pfp and header is from?? The artstyle is so pretty and i swear i saw it somehwere but cant remember the comic TvT
Hi littlegreekhero!!! My icon/header is actually a redraw (not by me but by someone I know who was nice enough to endure my Cass obsession), but the original panel is from Batman vs. Robin issue #5, drawn by Mahmud Asrar. I just love how Cass looks here, the art style is soo cool as you said. Up there with the Jamal Campbell Duke Thomas panel for one-off drawings I think about all the time.
Also little Steph is right next to her on the page :))).
#cassandra cain#ask#im surprised not more people have this as their cass icon but ive seen at least one other person#the cut off face is damian btw#the 'it is tim or damian' game gets harder the more recent a comic is tbh#anyway thanks for the ask!! and thanks for your art so far this week im eating it up its so good
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Austin and Denton from 170: A Bug’s Wife… Will Eat His Head! Kind of a random one but this episode is among my favourites. I love a story about parent-child relationships. And I loved these 2 bug best friends <3
#off book#my art#jess mckenna#zach reino#the line ‘you were hoppin pretty wiggly’ is so funny and it’s always getting stuck in my head#and the first time zach sings ‘and then my beautiful wife will eat me’ made me laugh so much when I first heard it#and I can’t wait for your wife to eat you🎶 and a tear will roll down my face🎶#‘and when your wife rips off your head-‘ ‘beautiful wife ^_^’#I didn’t draw rory the spider though sorry this isn’t about him#I also like austin’s part in My Dad Is Always On My Back where he goes ‘my god he just wants what’s best for me!’#I love it when they play earnest teens that take everything very seriously#‘why is he putting on those shoes?’ ‘I gotta put on these fancy dancing shoes!’#austin I love you#he’s just a little cricket boy#also I recently got up to date with off book! I only became a fan august this year - it took me 100 days to listen to all 332ish episodes#not including the many relistens throughout#averaged a normal amount of off book per day I’d say!
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regardless of how you feel about modern paper mario leaning hard into the 'THE WORLD IS PAPER' thing for their gimmicks you do gotta admit its kind of impressive how much wild cartoon body horror the origami king devs managed to stuff into an e rated game simply because all of the characters are made of paper
#skye's ramblings#like genuinely some of that stuff was so creatively horrifying i remember several moments that like genuinely shocked me#remember the fuckin toads in the yellow streamer with gaping holes where their faces had been? because i do#or the hall of cut-up minions in bowsers castle that leads to a paper mache monster made of faces that are still conscious and talking#or everything about scissors. and whatever the hell was up with the cutout soldiers. really just the whole green streamer in general tbh#n ofcourse i cant forget the fortune tellers in origami castle that rip enemies into confetti and eat literally half your hp w one misstep#was stunned at the damage when i fell off the path bro origami castle fucking hates you. also it has one of the best tracks in the series#tbh i think pmtok is a perfect example of how to do the 'horror with a bright and colorful exterior' thing correctly. ilove you origamiking
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TW FOR BLOOD (I think)
Damn bro, what did you eat?!?
Messy eater much?
#shit i made with my hanz#epithet erased#ee ben#epithet erased ben#tw blood#what did he eat? who knows!#totally not a human arm#hes most def a biter#you cant convince me otherwise#a biter with a lot going upstairs#like thinking/daydreaming about cryptids and incredible acts if violence#give him a sword and wham bam whibidibow#you got yourself the worst person you could be facing off in a fight#also sorry for not posting any art#been working one other pieces with so much layers#anyways i hope this image stays in your brain forever and that he haunts your dreams :)
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modern au larry would actually be hype as fuck that tapes are coming back into vogue now, but he's also extremely pissed that gen z doesn't actually have access to any good quality tapes or any good quality stereos to play tapes. every single fucking last one of the modern tape players at this point in time are absolute fucking garbage and it makes him want to start blowing up buildings
#txt#sf modern au#sally face#larry johnson#TO BE CLEAR#it's not actually really anyone's fault that tape mechanisms#are absolute dogshit these days#it's just because they fell out of fashion#so people stopped making them#the only good ones are the actual genuine old school ones#DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES#BUY THAT GARBAGE ON AMAZON#they will EAT YOUR TAPES and DESTROY THEM#the best thing you can do#if you want to buy oldschool tapes and players#or record your own tapes and listen back to them#is to buy oldschool stereos or tape decks#off of ebay#and if you buy a deck then you need to ALSO buy#an amplifier and speakers to go with it#the deck itself just plays the tape#it doesn't play the music itself#so if you have just a deck and no amp + speakers#the music will be nearly inaudible#the amp amplifies the signal and the speakers make it listenable#unless it's some kind of magic integrated mechanism you need all 3#unwarranted infodump tag#<- adding that just bc i started dumping in the tags lmao
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I wanted to do the “miku from my culture” prompt that people are doing right now, so here have Detroit Juggalo miku : Juggaliku.
This was super fun to draw, I feel like her favorite song would be spin the bottle just for the goofs of it all.
My commissions are open as well just dm or check out my kofi if interested.
[please don’t repost or use without permission]
#hatsune miku#vocaloid miku#miku fanart#miku from my culture#miku from your culture#juggalo#juggalette#faygo#better made chips#big money hustlas#my art#please don’t repost without credit#I’ll eat your face off
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"And she [Sophie] couldn't help noticing how good he [Keefe] smelled—like wind and salt air and something a little citrusy."
hey guys remember when on page 646 of stellarlune shannon confirmed that keefe is a bit fruity (/hj)
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc shitpost#keefe sencen#soph ty for giving us this detail while you were off being a sophie-koala <3#(sophie-koala is now a term used in canon once so far and i am taking it and RUNNING)#sokeefe#because this is from the sokeefe chapter we've all heard about by now (42)#but also. the fact that he smells like wind and salt air and something a lil citrusy?#using that for at LEAST one keefitz fic#actually that's just gonna be a staple detail about keefe for me now. keefitz sokeefitz sokeefe something else i WILL use a similar#description to this no matter what. keefe absolutely WOULD smell like oranges. to me.#just because i love the idea of him going from eating oranges to use the peel for a smiley face the way kids love to do in elementary#to do it for that and because he just likes the fruit#salt air is pretty self explanatory because he likes the ocean but like. wind?#i'm pretty sure the context in this one is that he was off flying w/ silveny but. i love the idea that he ALWAYS smells like wind#like wind in your hair on a roadtrip like wind whipping against your clothes in a summer thunderstorm like wind blowing through lonely#hilltops like wind trying to catch you when you're falling off a cliff knowing damn well it won't save you but trying anyway#wind is never here to stay. keefe's never here to stay. he's wired to always be on the move#keefe being equated w/ wind is just. yes#damn i kinda derailed from keefe being a fruit but. he can be both guys i promise
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