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starcurtain · 4 months ago

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I have a headcanon that girls in Natlan (and hey, guys too, we are fair and equal in this house!) obsess over Ancient Names the way real teens obsess over astrology signs.

There's entire scrolls with clickbaity titles like "What His Ancient Name Says About Him" and "Are Your Names Compatible? Read Up on the History to Find Out If You'll Be a Match!"

Ancient Names that can be interpreted as relating to relationships in any way, like "Honest" or "the Protector," are extremely sought after, and having an appealing Ancient Name is basically a one-way ticket to popularity in the dating pool.

So when Ororon debuts as a hero of Natlan and his Ancient Name is revealed to be "Devotion"...

Well, Citlali and the other Night Wind elders seem to have found themselves a brand-new full-time job--on the Ororon Defense Squad. ("Does beating the girls off with sticks count as a misdemeanor?" "Well if you've got problems with how I'm handling this crisis, come handle it yourself, Mavuika!")

Ororon is pleasantly bemused by the entire situation. His field is full of visitors. He's never received so many presents in his life.

But... why do none of these girls want to visit his aphids? 🤔

#genshin impact #ororon #citlali #Natlan #genshin impact headcanons #Natlan headcanons #“Stop taking their bait Ororon!”#“They'll think you're accepting their confessions!”#“But Granny you said it's rude to refuse gifts from others.”#“Aghh! Get over here so I can smack that grin off your face you horrible boy!!”#“Please don't. I won't be able to eat without a mouth.”#“At least practice Stranger Danger Ororon.”#“Don't let them get you to any secondary location.”#“Ororon? Ororon?! NOT AGAIN.”

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mrstellmeafuckingsecret · 1 month ago

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so just in case no one told you yet, lily always gets flavoured lip glosses and lip balms because james can't get enough of them

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kalashnikovlobotomy · 1 month ago

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vreau să zic ceva înainte să ajungem. vreau să știi că știu exact unde suntem și cine ești și că n-avem, de fapt, unde ajunge.

(i want to say something before we arrive. i want you to know i know exactly where we are and who you are and that we, in fact, have nowhere to arrive to.)

#rip russia you'd love owning like a bear or tiger and playing with it in your living room and one day it eats your face off #aph russia #aph romania #rusrom #blood cw #myart #slop #self indulgent tag now:#fave #ill post rusameisms tomorrow...#for now enjoy the visual of ro s silhouette color pulling itself out of russias wounds

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izanallu · 16 days ago

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LOOKIE LOOKIE YARNABY :DDD

I watched Markiplier play chapter four I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS SILLY STRING BOI HES ADORABLE AHHHH

Couldn’t finish this one but I’ll put it here anyway. I shall finish drawing him tomorrow, but it’s like 1 AM rn I should definitely go to sleep-

#I love yarnaby #fluffy #fluffy baby #<333 #he totally won’t eat your face off #totally not #kisses for the baby #art #digital art #poppy playtime #yarnaby #doodle #izoodles #this IZZ my art

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ryllen · 1 year ago

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"SO SHOW ME EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE , T̷̤̘̺͓̟̽͋̍̍̋̄͛̕͝R̸͍̖̥͋̂͌͆̀̈̿E̴̗̠̥̣̘̼̞̺͓̥̋̈̌̎̀̍̎̓͆͝͠Y̷͉̱͍͚̖̖̟̙̘͗̐̓̅͌̓̈́͗̄ ̶̧̟̹͑̓͂͛͒̄̂̏̃̋̓͊͠C̷͎̲̖͍̩̮̲̜̲̯̗͖̘̱̖̀̆̓̋̄̌̐͛̒̔̈́̆͂̓͠Ļ̷̟̞͎͉͙͚̺̱̜̠̩̹̓̑̀ͅƠ̴̟̿̓̈́V̴̨̹͉̬̣̮̈́̌̉̈́̏É̸̡̢̝̟̜̝̯̺͉̫̣͚̲̱̕R̷̛̼̘̘͗̈́̄̉̋̀̈̎̊̀͝͝͠"

#TWISTED WONDERLAND #TWST #TREYJADE #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #jade flirting at his finest #fsdhsh me remembering when floyd had that chef event #and people are drawing jade NORMALLY finishing his absolutely black horrifying disH ABSOLUTELY CLEAN #but then HE GAVE HIM 1 FHSDHSDHSDH WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE FHSHDSDH #FHSDHSDHA ND IT JUST PISSED FLOYD OFF #AT LEAST DON'T EAT & FINISH IT AS IF IT'S GOOD #WHY IS YOUR HUNGER HAS NO LIMIT #i thought i was done and here i am again today #thank you for viewing them once again #this refers to what birthday attire trey that said he messed up other dishes than sweets and cover it up with his magic #i like it when artist draw the leech brother with inner teeth in their throat #yes they have two sets of teeth

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marclef · 7 months ago

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i present some wholesome Fakeys hanging out with friends for this Fake Peppino Friday, please enjoy ✨

#one Funny Boy fresh off the presses ⭐#i do not know why this creature is what my brain has attached itself too but you know what i ain't complaining #he is a Goode Boy. be nice to him or he will eat your face off 🤗✨✨#my art #pizza tower #pizza tower fake peppino #pizza tower oc #pizza tower noise #pizza tower peppino #eyhm stuff

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cornertheculprit · 1 month ago

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Athena: Hee hee hee. You were so cute! ...And who's THAT fine-looking young man?

Apollo: That's Nahyuta, back when he used to smile.

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Apollo: These pictures sure bring back memories. Nahyuta is cheerfully smiling in this one. That quiet smile he gives in court now seems almost fake by comparison.

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Apollo: [...] (Before he goes, I'm going to turn back time by righting the wrongs that have been done. I'm going to restore Dhurke's freedom... ...and return a real smile to Nahyuta's face! I'm going to win this case. I just have to!)

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Apollo: ......... (Dhurke, I hope you're watching. I proved your innocence... ...Nahyuta's smiling again... ...and that revolution you've always dreamed of... is finally happening.)

apollo's repeated reflections on nahyuta's smile throughout turnabout revolution and his desire to bring a real one back to his face instead of the fake one he's used up until then......augh. it's so fun to me

#fifteen years since you've seen your brother and he's acting like such a dick that you're ready to move the hell on without him #and your dad tells you that he's suffering and honestly that doesn't really explain anything at all. but #you remember the quiet gentle brother you were raised with. who's been in your memories since #before the time you could even remember anything at all. and if there's a chance that your dad is right. if there's a chance #that the brother you knew is still in there. that you might be able to bring back the smile you haven't seen in fifteen years.#then maybe all of this will be worth it.#off-topic but do you ever think about the 6-5 bad ending. where they don't prove #ga'ran guilty and apollo joins the defiant dragons with nahyuta. that was insane of them tbh #staying to help fix a legal system when the worst of everything is over is one thing. but staying when it's still at its absolute worst...#when the rebellion has been forced underground and you're eating lizards when you have an apartment and a job waiting for you #on the other side of the world. when you don't Have to be here but you are anyway....#(or. well. i guess ga'ran knows his face at that point but even still. apollo Could start over in the states if he wanted to)#i think about it sometimes. you could run but your brother is here. even after all this time #there's just something so fun to me about apollo and nahyuta only being a year apart because god they really don't remember #life without each other's existence in them do they #when they were with each other and when they were without each other later #but they always Knew the other was out there somewhere. even when they tried to forget

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l3viat8an · 9 months ago

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Simeon in glasses does something to me… so I’m here with a would you rather question for you Ro!

Would you rather watch Simeon’s glasses fog up while you give him head or have Simeon put his glasses on you while he eats you out?

Nsfw!

There are 24 hours in a day ‘n seven days in a week- somehow I will make time for both!!! :)

First tho; I’d want to watch Simeon glasses fog up while giving him head <3

I mean- the view from between his legs is sooo fuckin’ hot!!

Looking up at Simeon to see his glasses all fogged up and almost falling off his face, because he keeps trying to look down at you.

Whiny, little moans slipping from his lips when he sees you. strings of sticky drool and pre-cum dripping from the corner of your mouth….as you bob your head up and down along his cock, fuck he’s gonna cum soon if you don’t slow down…

and when Simeon cums he tosses his head back and the glasses fall off anyway.

#Tho Simeon putting his glasses on you does sounds fun~#Simeon’s already settled between your legs when he says “Oh I almost forgot.”#he takes his glasses off and carefully slips them onto your face smiling up at you “Hold onto those for me thanks lamb.” with a wink #and starts eating you out-#………..now why did those tags get so long- oops-#anyways!!!-#i pick both :)#anon!#obey me!#obey me smut #obey me simeon x reader #smut #om! smut #1 am thots~

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iloveboysinred · 26 days ago

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It is CANON geto has NO chest hair NO nip hair NO stomach hair NO back hair NO arm hair and NO happy trail. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.

It is a FACT some men NEVER grow chest hair, nip hair, stomach hair, back hair, arm hair or happy trails. It’s just a genetic some men have.

It is a FACT some men NEVER grow chest hair, nip hair, stomach hair, back hair, arm hair or happy trails.

It is CANON geto is one of these men.

It is CANON geto has NO chest hair, NO nip hair, NO stomach hair, NO back hair, NO happy trail and NO arm hair and he NEVER will.

Why are you so mad at me for writing about a 27 year old grown man having body hair?

Geto also canonically died and therefore cannot get his freak on with anybody. He also canonically hates non sorcerers (aka all of us because sorcerers don’t exist) and would never get his freak on with one but since its ✨fiction✨ we can all sit here and read and write about however we want to portray him.

So you can read a fictional story about him having sex with you but you cant fathom a fictional story where he has body hair because it’s not cannon?

Anyway, i’ll continue to write for and post suguru happy trail propaganda and youuuu cant stop me

Read me if you like happy trail Suguru

Read me if you dont like my content

#{anonask ੈ✩‧₊˚ ฅ^. .^ฅ}#mind you this my shit #geto has a happy trail and its thick and leads to a trimmed and well groomed bush #he also gets stubble from eating your pussy #but he shaves it off cause he likes the smooth face look he has going on #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #suguru geto smut #suguru geto x reader #geto x y/n

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mitskiluvr · 10 months ago

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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

#mystic messenger #mysme #jumin han #saeyoung choi #this post is mainly about those two #i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU #like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him #or... basic human rights actually #when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac #also seven's route is so frustrating #like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it #but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself #I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH #zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person #at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE #sorry wow im really into this game #i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me #also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite #doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks #i say that with love

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surreal-duck · 1 year ago

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nui shenanigans

#doodles #duck scribbles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui.........#have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔#the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!!#ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇‍♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can #hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9 #survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next #damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw

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anonymous-gambito · 2 years ago

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"Anyway, I think every abuser must surely be a mentally disordered freak like you but also you flap your hands and miss social cues so I see you more like a vulnerable cute little puppy wagging its tail than an actual person but also don't you dare do anything I dislike or shake the assumptions I have of you in any way or else I'll see you as just as bad as all the other disgusting monsters with all the icky Evil Mental Disorders™ and– wait whERE ARE YOU GOING–"

#neurodivergent #neurodivergency #autism #personality disorders #ableism #sanism #it's wild that ppl like that think I'd trust them in any way #''I don't mean you!'' 1) You do 2) You still mean my ppl fuck off #and nd ppl doing this are even worse like something something ''leopards eating your face''#npd #aspd #dissociative identity disorder #schizophrenia

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sysig · 5 months ago

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Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!

Day 8 - Delicious silence

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #I haven't drawn food in a while haha it was a fun exercise :)#Edgar made them a breakfast date ♥#You know he did it a) after endless pestering for more chocolate more fruit more cream more powdered sugar #''If you just want to eat sugar don't rope me into it >:0'' ''Oh as if you're too good for sweets come off it'' lol #And b) just to get Scriabin to be quiet about it all haha - he does! Sated for the moment! Yummy! <3 #And not-so-secretly he's pleased to make him happy ♥ Scriabin openly enjoying something harmless!! Something good!!#Much better than him sadistically picking at Edgar haha - sometimes things are nice!#They get to enjoy a thing together <3 And if it really is too sweet for Edgar then more for Scriabin haha #He already got an extra strawberry! Healthy snack on the dessert for breakfast lol #It's okay to go all out every once in a while ♪#Poor Todd missing out on it tho aw haha #Next time full family meal for sure - all the more reason to go a little extra! Spoil the kid(s)!#Scriabin wipe your face or Edgar will do it and then what hehe #I do so enjoy when they're soft and quiet and gentle with each other <3 #Kiss the cook! Do it!!

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cuttledreams-bugs · 1 year ago

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🪱 #InsertAnInvert2024

Shells: Crawlers

Lined Chiton (Tonicella Lineata)

Such pretty colors! It's incredible how vivid they are.

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#cuttledreams #insertaninvert2024 #lined chiton #bug art #still laughing at when I read they had 'incredible homing capabilities'#and was taken aback at the suggestion they operated like heat seeking missiles #turns out no it means like pigeons but the image is so funny #flying through the air to eat the algae off your face

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technikki · 8 months ago

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regardless of how you feel about modern paper mario leaning hard into the 'THE WORLD IS PAPER' thing for their gimmicks you do gotta admit its kind of impressive how much wild cartoon body horror the origami king devs managed to stuff into an e rated game simply because all of the characters are made of paper

#skye's ramblings #like genuinely some of that stuff was so creatively horrifying i remember several moments that like genuinely shocked me #remember the fuckin toads in the yellow streamer with gaping holes where their faces had been? because i do #or the hall of cut-up minions in bowsers castle that leads to a paper mache monster made of faces that are still conscious and talking #or everything about scissors. and whatever the hell was up with the cutout soldiers. really just the whole green streamer in general tbh #n ofcourse i cant forget the fortune tellers in origami castle that rip enemies into confetti and eat literally half your hp w one misstep #was stunned at the damage when i fell off the path bro origami castle fucking hates you. also it has one of the best tracks in the series #tbh i think pmtok is a perfect example of how to do the 'horror with a bright and colorful exterior' thing correctly. ilove you origamiking

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velolceraptor · 8 months ago

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TW FOR BLOOD (I think)

Damn bro, what did you eat?!?

Messy eater much?

#shit i made with my hanz #epithet erased #ee ben #epithet erased ben #tw blood #what did he eat? who knows!#totally not a human arm #hes most def a biter #you cant convince me otherwise #a biter with a lot going upstairs #like thinking/daydreaming about cryptids and incredible acts if violence #give him a sword and wham bam whibidibow #you got yourself the worst person you could be facing off in a fight #also sorry for not posting any art #been working one other pieces with so much layers #anyways i hope this image stays in your brain forever and that he haunts your dreams :)

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