velolceraptor
velolceraptor
God hates me and I hate him
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A sick and devious creature, they draw sometimes and write maybe
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velolceraptor ยท 19 hours ago
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Oh hey I saw this on Insta! Also random dumb tid but but,
Does anyone notice the writing on the propaganda posters (language specifically) or am I reading too far into this?????
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Extremely enamoured of this new official llustration:
Long rant/screaming under the cut:
This and the wip who showed how the "UN-BARRIER" scene changed is the dead give away that the all seven Banzai Blasters will go around the museum and steal and won't separate like Canon, which low-key makes me excited, hope we see more of these guys as a whole.
Please let Spike and Crusher talk to each other, I think it will be fun. (And please let them pass the Bechdel test.)
Love how Bo Hello has drawn Car Crash's pose. As an artist I am feeling jealous because it's so good/pos
The posters of the Taiga Country nationalism/military propaganda/aircraft thingies make me excited to the loredrop.
Also because I just wrote an entire Headcanon-ish backstory about the Banzai Blasters society in the age of the war between Island Country and Taiga Country and wanna see if it's valid or not.
Seriously though the posters look so sick as hell. Bo Hello, the artist you are.
The lights on the orange visors actually made them look like bad guys.
Speaking of their design. AAAAA I love their finalized design!! YIPPIE!!
Car Crash's stickers make me laugh for some reasons. The fact that they are all the two designs but applied EVERY WHERE is even better.
I am imagining Fred walking around at the flea market, seeing a stand selling them and was like "Mister, I NEED to buy at least ten of those, it's for my sanity." and just applied them all over his suit.
NO WAIT A SEC IS HE STEALING THE STICKERS ON THE MAP AND APPLYING THEM ON HIS SUIT?!
Because if you look behind there are identical stickers.
God this idiot is deciding to steal the stickers in a museum.
There's an amulet who steals epithets and an instrument used by an evil ghost witch or something and this idiot decided that the stickers are the best things to steal.
Flamethrower had a hell of a glow up.
Yaass queen, get some tan unlike half of those characters that are whiter than paper itself
(I know that he already had that on POP and the Bear Hoodie Commercial but I am pretending that this is yeh first time for the sake of the joke)
Ben looks so cute here. What a kid-punching lovable dummy. The jeerleader ever.
Good luck getting a cool nickname out the same group that basically called a guy "Creampuff", another guy "You Crashed A Car So Many Time, For God's Sake What's Wrong With You And How Are You Even Alive???" and another another guy "You Wanna Kiss Him So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid".
Everyone here is so dumb I love them.
This is probably after the design drop of Mera's parents, Sylvie's lore drop and Fat Indus Reveal the best WIP I have seen for now. I am so excited for the book.
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velolceraptor ยท 4 days ago
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Where To Watch Transformers: Earthspark -- Season 2
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YouTube playlist by @defoeplayz (May require VPN)
Flixtor (piracy site full of pop-ups and redirects; please only use if you have an adblocker and anti-malware!)
Google Drive by @lavend-ler (copied to my account for privacy)
Google Drive by @rodimushusband69
Dropbox by @rodimushusband69
This post will be updated with more resources as I find them!
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velolceraptor ยท 6 days ago
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velolceraptor ยท 7 days ago
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did you ever have a conjunx?
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velolceraptor ยท 8 days ago
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oh this robot is gay, like GAY gay
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velolceraptor ยท 8 days ago
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Bro is down so bad ๐Ÿ˜”โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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velolceraptor ยท 13 days ago
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Usually south park's relevancy feels very fake and surface level to me, but it's really something how trump and his base are actually, visibly much more enraged by this than they've been about any other criticism, any other show, any other enemy I've seen in the entire near-decade of his political career. Fucking South Park got to them more than the combined effort of a million other comedians, journalists, parodies, academic criticisms or protest efforts. Like it's BAD. Like they want the creators in prison and want to consider this a hate crime.
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velolceraptor ยท 14 days ago
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Chat
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I'm not in danger
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I'm straight up dead
Iโ€™d definitely feel safe with In-ho actually
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velolceraptor ยท 15 days ago
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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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velolceraptor ยท 15 days ago
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*tears off my shirt revealing another shirt that says 'I โ™ฅ๏ธ LORELAI BLYNDEFF'*
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I had the pleasure to work on this commission for @furbtasticworksofart of Lorelai from Epithet Erased!! She was so much fun, I loved working on her frilly layers and trimmings & her fun hair & embroidered freckles!
Detail shots + bonus images under the cut~
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(I forgot to take photos of it, but I ended up makling her hat more rigid at the back and it looked better! So, just imagine it's doing that xD)
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velolceraptor ยท 20 days ago
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Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.
Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.
I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.
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velolceraptor ยท 22 days ago
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Yes.
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velolceraptor ยท 22 days ago
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wip
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velolceraptor ยท 22 days ago
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lets have a moment of appreciation for non-fandom independent wikis
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velolceraptor ยท 22 days ago
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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
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velolceraptor ยท 27 days ago
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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velolceraptor ยท 29 days ago
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have a nye comic thatโ€™s about 3 weeks late. happy new year
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