#but they aren’t running

[pteropodhair]

Gingerbread sisters + big man that my brother did

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[crowiin]

[thatshadowgastwhore]

You can make an argument that any big three kid is the oldest, except for Jason.

Like, biologically, Percy has aged the most, he’s physically 17, which is more than any of the rest of them has reached

Thalia has mentally aged/matured the most, even if she stopped biologically aging at 15 years and 364 days, and should chronologically be in her 20s but spent some time as a tree where she aged slower.

Chronologically, Hazel was born the longest time from the present day, but she also died, and was in the underworld for decades before being resurrected, so that time didn’t really count for her, and she’s physically like 14.

Nico has been alive for the most time, but for 70 years he was in a place where he couldn’t physically age. He’s like…15 now and is aging normally, but has been alive since world war 2.

And then there’s Jason. Who had no wacky time shenanigans and died and didn’t come back. (Yet) honestly, and outlier who should not have been counted

[that-bitch-kat3]

james potter is the type of person who would make his friends in the sims 4 and then make them live happy lives ‘because they deserve it’

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Nurse, taking Maedhros’ temperature: …it says 40 Celsius?

Maedhros: you should see my father’s.

[nibeul]

libs are so damn annoying, if you have to choose one guy to “protect democracy”, your democracy is fucking dead. “If there is an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to pick the lesser evil” if there’s an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to rid of the system that’s producing them in the first place

[andhumanslovedstories]

Love the commonness of the ao3 tag “obligatory gaang finds out about zuko’s scar” and its variants. You can basically hear the writer sitting down and saying, “I KNOW I KNOW BUT LISTEN, I simply had to. This path is well trod because it’s a dope fucking path to tread. Sunsets happen daily and we’re still wild about them. The sunset in this case is the baring of emotional trauma from one teen to a handful of others. Rated T because Toph says fuck”

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Tim started the @robin tik tok account when he was Robin, and now that Damian’s Robin all that is posted is clips of Every other robin’s fails (but only as robin)

[darkfluffydragon]

@cookieelementosmisti7

This, dear friend, is a question I am more than delighted to answer :)

Elder Faerie won't be waking up for a long time.

(also all content related to this AU I will now put under the phantasmagoria crk tag)

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, taking the bill from Todoroki’s hands: Please, allow me, Todoroki-kun.

Todoroki: Oh, thanks.

Izuku, opens bill and stares in horror:

Todoroki, takes bill back: Let me see-Oh, that’s not good.

Izuku, crying: They said market price…WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!

Todoroki, folds his napkin: I’m gonna run.

Izuku: Yeah, me too. On three.

Todoroki: One, two, three.

Izuku and Todoroki, runs out of the restaurant:

[hanafubukki]

The night settles as you lean against him.

The calm sinking in after an eventful day.

“Did you have fun today?”

“How can I not? When faced with such youthful energy? Kufufu~”

Time may have passed.

The stars have moved.

This family of yours have grown.

Knights titled. A Prince became a King.

Little patters of feet came about and grown.

Littles ones that belonged to you and to theirs.

All making their own paths in life.

“Do you ever regret it?”

Did he regret staying? Changing his mind? From all those years ago?

It’s a question you would ask occasionally.

And his answer would always be the same.

“One should never make a vow of eternal love lightly.”

He raised your hand, wrinkled with time, to his lips.

Kissing the ring that he placed once upon a time.

“I have never taken my vows or you lightly nor will I ever regret it.”

My love for you is eternal.

A hand rubbed your cheek tenderly.

“My~ Have I made you speechless~”

You laughed before leaning in for a kiss, “You always do.”

Moonlight shines on the couple as they fall onto slumber.

Time might have changed them, but the joy radiating from them never has.

Sleep Dearly Beloveds.

Know that the love you have brought to each other and to others will last for eternity.

Sleep.

For the love you have for each other will last beyond lifetimes.

May You Both, Rest in Peace.

Until You Meet Again.

And Start Your Story Together Anew.

[lightning-chicken]

i know plot convenience is a thing but i can’t stop thinking about the implications of jay finding bonzle in the fake monastery’s basement of all places. did he know it was there before he walked into the building? did his feet carry him there, subconsciously retracing old steps? did he wait there, knowing he was far from the fight, because his side of the fight wasn’t the one he truly believed in?

[bia-and-tea]

i did some memes out of boredom…literally three

here is the reference:

[foldingfittedsheets]

There’s nothing I can say to out of town guests to make them understand. You cannot shut the washer once it’s task is done. You cannot leave the bathroom door shut. You cannot leave a damp towel on the ground.

The mold is coming. The mildew creeps ever closer. You cannot defeat it but you must take all the steps you can to fight it lest it overtake your dwelling.

[lorebird]

That Unwanted Animal — The Amazing Devil

This is my @mcyt-jukebox-bonanza piece!! I’ve associated this song with life series scar for YEARS and this is, in fact, kind of a redraw of a painting I posted ages ago. Exact same lyrics, exact same character, two years and two seasons later… that unwanted animal has finally escaped