#but these are definitely my favourites

[lazylittledragon]

enrichment for the baby rogue

[batcastlesociety]

i know this is extremely Out of Left Field or whatever term it is but i love these songs and i wanted to share them

they're under the cut , since the widget things for them are rather large. 😭 if you don't have spotify, these songs can also be found on youtube as well. same for deezer and apple music. the band's name is kebyo! :)

[violent138]

Tim, muting the comms: "I'm telling you, Batman's onto us."

Stephanie: "We need to distract him. Maybe someone should fake an emergency."

Duke, stopping Tim: "No! That never ends well--"

Bruce: "Hello? Can you guys hear me?"

Dick, impatient as he hacks: "Someone say anything already before he shows up."

Bruce: "What's--"

Dick: "Trained by Batman and you guys are the worst liars--"

Jason: "Shut it." *clears throat*

Jason, to Bruce over comms: "Don't worry about it, we'll be home soon, Dad."

Bruce: ....

Bruce: "Alright, see you in a bit."

Jason: *ends call*

Dick, Duke, Steph: ...

Tim: "Am I evil for saying I'm a little impressed?"

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton and Jeremy Fitzgerald are FNAF besties..

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[dumpsterbabytrunks]

goku is the best character ever made actually

[spiderzlover]

60 seconds! (till the world's end)

[fiasco95]

Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.

James: Done and done!

Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?

James:

James: …The second.

Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.

James: Okay!

Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:

James, picking up the call: YELLO!

Regulus, shaking his head: …James.

James: Sorry!! Call back!!

(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)

[ornithological]

got a storm petrel book for my bday and this pic is killing me

[caffichai]

Goldenglow and Horn, a match made in heaven (the squad selection menu) 😍

[iizuumi]

Side effects of wearing your sentient Kaiju suit too often ,,,,

[captainkirkk]

Fic idea: Aang is tasked with finding a missing fire spirit, only to realise that the spirit is needed for an important festival tomorrow

To buy time, someone needs to pretend to be the missing fire spirit. And who else to ask but a descendent of Agni himself? Whether the Fire Royals actually are/aren't direct descendants of Agni is debatable, but they smell different to normal firebenders, enough to briefly pull off the disguise.

[jakeperalta]

'cause my dog died last year, he fell asleep in my embrace, and the very last thing I told him was "see you soon so we can race." you know a mercy kill is what I seek, I didn't ask to live but dying's up to me

[idiotwithbackpain]

study sorta

[chloesimaginationthings]

Aaaaa!

Freddy said 'Har?' Why is that so cuteeee!

ONE THOUGHT in his head.. and it’s har,,

[hrtmehyer]

a very underused omo trope is the fake pee. someone absolutely desperate to pee, they can’t hold it any longer. so they’re told to pull down their pants, sit on the toilet, and do nothing. after about two minutes they’re told to get up, pull their pants up and move on.

and they’ll complain that “wait, i still need to pee!” no you don��t, you just peed. and you can’t lie to me and complain you need to go. you just peed. your bladder is empty. now go, you need to replenish all the liquid that you lost. <3