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Okay, I just did a pickerwheel (in a website that I found out exists only now btw), first with Elmax and Lumax, and then with Elmax, Lumax, and Elumax.
And in both cases, Elmax won.
Looks like even this pickerwheel believes in Elmax supremacy.
#this was mostly a joke#obviously all three ships are good#but i think it's really funny that elmax ended up being the winner twice#(unless this is a hint from destiny that we will actually get elmax endgame?#😱😱😱😱😱😱😱#probably not but we can always dream a little can't we?)#stranger things#elmax#elmax supremacy
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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When Bruce was new to the whole having children thing, he was always stepping in and trying to break up fights. His resolve was quickly broken, and he just decided to put rules on fighting out problems. No breaking anything, no weapons, no hitting face, neck, or groin, and no knockouts.
Batman leaned against the wall and casually watched as Robin and Red Robin beat the shit out of each other. The JL glanced at each other.
"You... You gonna do something about that, Bats?" Barry asks cautiously.
"It's been a long time coming." Bruce grunts. "Let them handle it." A hit to the jaw lands on Damian, and he shouts at them: "AY, KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE FACE!"
"FUCK OFF!" Tim screams but he doesn't punch Damian in the face again.
Diana nods. "I approve of this parenting technique. Sometimes problems need to be solved with some bruises and blood." Bruce nods as well.
"I've found breaking up their fights just means they still get bruised but no issue is solved." Batman explains and Diana hums thoughtfully.
"Would it not also be adequate to have them duel?"
"No, they do actual damage if i let them have a weapon.
"Ah, I suppose that makes sense."
Everyone is horrified.
#dc#batman#idk how to tag this#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#fighting#dc robin#red robin#batfam shenanigans#the batfamily#batfam fandom#incorrect quotes#this is a joke#mostly
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No matter if you choose to consider that Jason had the worst time ever in the League of Assassins or that, quite opposite, it was more or less okay, I think we all should unite and agree that Jason would be Ra's bane of existence. This boy is a brat. A certificated one, even. He is not an easy boy to handle, never and ever.
Ra's, after locking Jason up away from the society for a few days: Now. Do you realise what I am trying to say to you? You should focus on your studies. On your trainings. Forget about easy, normal life, about teenage shenanigans. Find peace. Throw unnecessary thoughts away.
Jason, yawning: Yeah, okay. Sure.
Ra's waking up in the 5am because someone is blasting NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye on the whole castle: Talia. What is this?
Talia, shrugging: Jason found old music speakers. He says he is... focusing like this. Just like you advised him to.
Ra's with his eye twitching: Is. he. Now.
Ra's: (accidentally trips on his cloak)
One of the Assassins, in their local comms: Chat, clip that
Ra's, frowning: What is that? What had you said? What is this nonsense?
Assasin: Uh, general had taught us—
Ra's: STOP LISTENING TO HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE
Ra's: Talia, we need to send the boy to All-Caste. I think he needs some time away. From us. From me. Specifically.
(A certain amount time later)
Ra's, sighing in relief: Finally, peace—
Jason, spawning behind his back: Hi.
Ra's, groaning: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THE CLEANSING CEREMONY, OH MY GOD
Jason: Wanna check All Blade? It is kinda cool.
Ra's, pausing: ...Yeah.
Ra's farewelling Jason, who returns to Gotham: I have nothing to wish upon you. Be as annoying to Batman as you were to me.
Jason, smirking: Aw-w, I barely unleashed my annoyingness with you, Ra's. Bruce is going to suffer more.
Ra's: ...Good.
Ra's, closing the door behind him: Barricade the castle. Set bombs. I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM HERE EVER AGAIN!!!
Also Ra's a half of a year later, watching footage of Jason terrorising everyone's life in Gotham, with tears in his eyes: That's my grandson. I am so proud of him.
Talia, raising her eyebrows: You tried to drown him in the Lazarus Pit. Twice.
Ra's: Shhh.
Talia: Then I'll invite him on holidays this year.
Ra's: NO.
#filler episode where Ra's tries to get rid of Jason behind Talia's back but he keeps randomly returning and acting as if nothing happened#Ra's is a girl dad. he can't handle this SHIT#i actually mostly prefer thinking on Jason's LoA days for angst purposes but jokes are so fun#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#ras al ghul#al ghul family
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look what you did to him some work for a yarnaby animation i'll hopefully finish!! this is all i'll share for it until it's done
#im pulling out my energy from back when i made those fnaf animations#i need to go all out on his backstory#because no one is talking about it#he's mostly a joke in the fandom when i think there's a lot to explore#im not sure this needs one but just to be safeee#flash warning#flash#flash tw#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#yarnaby#poppy playtime animation#poppy playtime fanart
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Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.
So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.
Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.
After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.
They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.
Considering his situation, Danny agreed.
He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.
While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.
On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.
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Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.
Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.
Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.
"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."
Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.
"Fuck Off."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is in the League of Assasins#He was friend with Bruce#He mostly works on Infiltration and Intel Gathering but still assassinated on occasion#He's a Ghost so death doesn't mean much to him#Danny is a little shit#Yes I made this entire post for that joke#This is not the first time Danny has done this#Its just the most public one#That's why Bruce is so unfazed at Danny#He has been refusing to pay Danny back for 15 Years#Its the entire reason he left the League when he did#At this point it's a matter of Principal#He will Never give Danny his money.#Never
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.
if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.
#im BITTER#im keeping my blog mostly free of it but you KNOW ive seen it and its just beyond a joke at this point how staff has acted.#and you know? theyre only banning the out trans women. ive seen that. the ones who arent out as trans women are untouched.
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a minor headcanon that I will die defending is that reigen initially assumed that mob’s supposed “psychic powers” were just how he rationalized his autism to himself. like here’s an obviously autistic kid, one reigen clocks immediately because he’s, well, reigen, and he’s talking about extra sensory perception and having powers he can’t control, powers that are scary. obviously, he assumes, this is something the kid picked up from his parents, a way for him to rationalize his alienation from other children— that no, you’re not “different”, you’re special (not even going into the parents who think their autistic children are like, aliens) and the other kids can see that you’re special and so they treat you like you’re weird and creepy and they don’t invite you to play and they whisper behind your back but it’s fine, because one day they’ll see how special you really are. and adult autistic reigen arataka, who was also probably-definitely bullied as a child, decides to nip that thought in the bud and gives the whole spiel, that no, “psychic powers” (autism) don’t make you special, and yes, they do make you different, and that’s fine because everyone’s different, and at the end of the day you have agency and you get to decide the kind of person you’ll be, so choose to be a kind one, and he sees this kid hanging off his every word as he tells him the kind of stuff he wishes someone had told him when he was so little and alone, and he mentally pats himself on the back and hypes himself up for another cigarette.
and then the kid makes a teacup float in front of him and he’s like oh. damn. can you kill ghosts
#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#i find it very interesting how espers are treated in universe as like. not really cryptids but also not really something normal either.#like mob doesn’t really hide his abilities and he doesn’t really get singled out for them (mostly because he doesn’t use them casually)#so they’re obviously known to exist by the general populace. but reigen is also genuinely surprised to learn that espers besides mob exist#and did believe that baby mob was trying to prank him when he called himself an esper so like. exactly how common knowledge are they?#saw someone on Reddit posit that they’re known about but ignored because it’s funnier that way and no joke that’s probably the actual answe
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ok but i've heard that WAX STAN 3: THE THREEQUEL: THIS TIME IT'S IMPERSONAL is the best out of the franchise
#gravity falls#handcrafted pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#comic#gf#i swear if i find another mistake in this after i upload....#i love when dipper takes a shot at stan its such a funny aspect of their dynamic#bully that old man dipstick#this comic mostly exists for the caption lmao#at some point my settings for the pencil brush got wider and i could not make it stop doing that. idk what that was.#originally the stone joke was that stan would call himself 'ruggedly handsome'#cause. yknow. rocks are also called rugged.#but i figured him calling himself a 'stone-cold hunk' was a more obvious riff#ok im done rambling#my art
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pour one out for kevin day, queen of exy, for fumbling both jeremy knox AND jean moreau. personally i would never recover
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Ironically, I feel we, as a Phandom, don't talk about Sam's Friend to All Living Things status enough.
#admittedly some of the personality traits usually associated to this trope don't exactly apply to Sam#while an altruistic person with very sweet and caring moments she doesn't exatly fit the superaturally innocent or saccharine sweet aspect#but her soft spot for anything nature-related has always been apparent#the only except would be Cujo#but I think that was mostly so they could make the cat person joke#danny phantom#dp#sam manson#danny fenton#tucker foley#plant! sam#delilah#one of a kind#splitting images#urban jungle#claw of the wild#a glitch in time#agit#nickelodeon#nick#nicktoons#2000s cartoons#wulf#there's also the fact that she's both surprisingly and unsurprisingly a horse girl
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FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#mike schmidt#the marionette#the puppet#charlie emily#fnaf#fnaf 2#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I don’t think the puppet likes Michael much pff#doesn’t hate him just knows what he did#I like how the puppet is seemingly more aware than most haunted animatronics#so it makes sense to me they’d talk so forwardly to the others#she’s mostly just joking and teasing here#I also think about how violent they were as lefty#so this blunt attitude + hostility in the games towards Michael#just adds to this personality#PUPPET MENTIONED 🔥🔥#we love the puppet
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I fear those of you praying Oscar Piastri morphs into Sebastian Vettel are not considering the following two factors:
Sebastian Vettel in his youth, was a terrorist on and off track. He drove Lewis and Fernando and everyone else NUTS.
It might kill Mark Webber.
#f1#oscar piastri#mark webber#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#fernando alonso#formula 1#this is a joke mostly#but like also
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one tab open on the terror (2018), the other tab open on “schools with polar studies degree”
#just kidding i already know which colleges have polar study degrees#the terror#podium#this is a joke. mostly. i wanted to go to the arctic before i watched the terror
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If Monsters and Girls ever gets a tv show my only request is that it doesn’t become that kind of show where a male character with a small role somehow overshadows the female cast.
And you WILL draw Yuri

#txt#obviously I want people to like characters regardless of gender#but if you’re incapable of empathizing with female characters I will throw rocks at your window#also joking aside. knowing that it makes people mad that that other demon show has mostly queer characters#it'll be really funny seeing people slowly realize that 90% of these girls are lesbians#and there's nothing they can do about it#who do you guys think will be the tumblr sexyman. i expect it to be florian (havent introduced him yet)#but ideally it should be powers. honorary sexyman
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