#but the rest. just fucking toss it

[kideternity]

My first order of business if I was allowed to write the current ongoing spiderman would be to retcon out everything bad that happened since like, idk, 2017-2018 as Peter just having the worst 24 hour high of his life after some real shady fucking guy gave him some nasty magic mushrooms. MJ took him to the ER and is reminding him that no, honey, I did not marry someone named Paul, Flash didn’t die, Betty didn’t get back together with Ned and have a baby with him, Norman didn’t get his sins blown out of him (what the fuck?) and Harry’s fine, he just got a really bad tape worm and is recovering in the hospital, remember? Whilst Peter nods slowly trying to put himself back together again

[trainingdummyrabbit]

allowing myself one (1) refpost bc its late adn im tired and i do what i want. consider the beast

[planetcleer]

the view between villages by noah kahan but it’s eddie kaspbrak returning to derry and remembering that before he left when he was seventeen he had started healing and found his voice and finally had his own identity and dreams and aspirations and things he wanted for himself and things he was excited to accomplish and places he wanted to go and he wasn’t scared anymore but he was angry, he was so angry all the time, angry at his mother angry at pennywise angry at derry angry at the world, and that anger was righteous, and that anger was his, and that life was his, too, and then he left and It took all of that away, It broke him down and made him forget and turned him back into that scared weak little boy again, he fought his way out of that cycle of abuse and It put him right back into it and stole his life away and he never even had a chance, did he?

[see-arcane]

i love (not really) how the nosferatu 2024 opinions are split between "this goes against everything Murnau and Stoker made" and "YOOO HORNY SEX FREAK FILM YAY"

I am trapped in a Limbo between both. I lean more towards the first, but I am also so starved for fucked up scary perverse gothic horror media that I can't bring myself to give Bobby Egg both middle fingers, especially as I haven't actually seen the film in person.

It's like being offered your favorite meal from one of your favorite chefs, but the bowl is the hollowed skull of a close friend who they murdered behind your back. Glad to eat, but not like this.

[brucequeensteen]

character wrapped 2023 💥

tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me

will graham (hannibal), em haywood (nope), aziraphale (good omens), mark & dylan & helly & irving (severance), hawkeye pierce (mash), martha jones (doctor who), ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov), kim kitsuragi (disco elysium), stewy hosseini (succession), ruescott melshi (andor/rogue one)

i will tag... @fagician @britomart @libraryfag @roadwhores @majorbaby @globuspolski @hadleyfraserfaggot @tenderscience if u want to ^-^

[moodr1ng]

im just so tired of this bullshit yknow. its one fucking cd. how hard is it to send my results to the doctor who requested the test. literally are my results just sitting around unsent despite requesting they be sent twice? or is it my surgeons hospital that cant deliver them to the surgeon?? one way or another someone is not doing their fucking job and clearly part of it is "not telling me the results didnt arrive for months and months and only telling me when i have 3 days left to figure it out myself". im so tired of this shit. theyre never gonna do this fucking surgery theyre just creating hoops for me to jump through and whenever i start to actually think its done and were finally going ahead ohh heres a fun new hoop lets see if you can make the jump! if they dont give me that god forsaken cd the only jumping im doing is off the nearest bridge atp.

[nexus-nebulae]

another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Ah fuck it whatever

There's something I love about the new Consequences AU and how it compares to the AUs and music it's come from.

Where things like Roxy's old kingdom being destroyed and her being almost drowned as a baby are metaphorical, there's a lot of things that strangely aren't. Roxy specifically denying the gods and the powers that be is something she does in most of my interpretations of her. The gods in most situations, isn't a spooky green rabbit, it's the people in the Fazbear boardroom making the world's worst decisions ever. To the animatronics, they are the gods. There's no higher authority than them, and they can have them destroyed without ever having met them, at just a moment's notice, for seemingly no reason.

Bonnie once believing in the gods and turning against them works like it does for most of the animatronics too. Even just questioning Fazbear isn't something many of them have been able to do, but all of them will eventually learn to. The more they learn through Roxy, despite what they might have known before, the more they realise what kind of company they've been forced to be a part of.

And Roxy's attitude towards these gods is always the same. She won't pretend to be nice to people she knows don't care about her. She won't put any extra effort into maintaining social etiquette if there's no point, if there's nothing for her to gain from it. Fazbear CEOs and board members have hurt her so much already, she doesn't give a flying shit about them, she's not wasting her time on them unless she absolutely has to. In this universe, the same can be said about the gods. She doesn't care for them and they don't care about her, so why bother? They've told like six people to assassinate her already, why would she choose to listen to them?

Roxy's relationship with the Minis and DJ? That's the same as it is across the board with most of the AUs I have. The attempt on Roxy's life when she's barely been born is shown differently in the new AU, but is still the same concept. Some things have been shifted around, such as the specific motivations, but not by a lot. I suppose Bonnie's dad in this fills the roll of Vanessa if Vanessa was also actually Mimic? He doesn't have an exact match here in terms of scale, but the comparisons are there.

The whole kingdom being destroyed, Roxy finding out that that's where she originally came from, that she was the newborn prince with a wholeass family she's never known, all lines up so well with everything else too. The pizzeria, scrapped storage, the old attractions there before her racetrack, it's all gone and she knew nothing about it. She's once again found out the truth in possibly the worst way imagineable, and she doesn't know what to do with this information, but honestly, who would?

The biggest difference there is that in this new AU, Roxy has the choice of what to do. In what's basically canon to the game, Roxy doesn't have that choice and likely never will. Where she's had to sacrifice her Raceway and Salon, sacrifice the vast majority of her life and her purpose for the safety of everyone around her, in this universe, she can choose not to. She sacrifices certainty this time, something she can regain as time goes on but in any other universe, there is never any certainty to get back. There will always be a Mimic threat and she can't get any of her old life back until it's dead and gone. She has to pay a price to keep Mimic contained, and while the Afton/Glitchtrap gods scramble to convince her otherwise, the Roxy in this new AU does have the choice whether she pays it or not.

But she will always still have to deal with the consequences of those with power. Every single time. And every single time so far, her entire existence is the consequence for them. Her life overall has not been the result of her own choices, but rather, the choices of people that never cared about her to begin with...

At least in this new universe she has a good childhood to fall back on and a cool ass horsie. And can actually do something about this shit. She can't normally do that :(

[bunnihearted]

people leave me but they always have someone else to fill up that space while i keep being all alone bc ppl - who and what they are - and what we shared, really truly mattered to me and i cant just let go and move on and just pick someone new to transfer all of that on... :( and i just wanna talk to them and i miss them but they fill that space talking to the person they actually wanna talk to. it just makes me feel so lonely. and to me, ppl are special. i cant just suddenly stop caring about them and start caring about someone new. im so so so so lonely always in everything i just wanna cry

[piplupod]

trying to decide whether i should leave the house or not today and ,, i probably should, but also. urghghghh i am tired and i have mold to clean and i have dishes to clean and i have vacuuming and dusting to attend to (guess who hasn't dusted in probably over a year now! ruh roh!!! <- has an actual dust allergy) and laundry baskets to empty and crochet to start and projects to work on !!!

[josecariohca]

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[dirt-str1der]

Yaoi has poisoned all of your fucking brains !!

[area51-escapee]

Watching people misunderstand zoos and aquariums, I’m going to die,,,,,,,

[wutheringmights]

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[sing-me-under]

In my own personal headcanons, I like to think that the “good soldier” case isn’t a way to memorialize Robin or a demented way for Bruce to punish himself, it’s a way for Bruce to distance himself as Batman and compartmentalize or whatever. If he ever let himself think about Robin as his son, he absolutely would have a fucking meltdown because Robin was never a soldier — he was a partner, someone familial and emotionally involved. If Bruce let himself acknowledge that his partner, his family, his son had died, he’d absolutely fall apart. He was already spiraling as he was with Tim, and when Tim inserted himself into Robin, that was when Robin’s identity became “soldier” rather than “son.” Of course, this identity was basically like duct tape over a dam, and inevitably, “soldier” crumbled away to reinstate the role of “partner” once more, but the point still stands. In order for Bruce to handle his grief, he had to distance himself from it until he either died or was about to healthily proves it. He did neither. Instead, he ignored it and lived/lives in a delusion of his own making that no one else has been able to or willing to confront him about.

Anyway, this is just how I rationalize the Good Soldier case because I think the thing is dumb af.

Jason didn’t even technically die because he was Robin. In all seriousness, he Technically died as Jason in the Robin costume rather than as Robin doing Robin things because he had revealed himself to his bio mom and was betrayed. The situation leading him to Joker and subsequently his death was wholly personal to Jason with Robin only being a motivator for the Joker, but hypothetically, you could still take away the identity as Robin and still lead Jason to his death. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sheila, at a later date, would have sold Jason out to some kidnappers for ransom money from Bruce Fucking Wayne. Jason easily could have died then too, Robin costume or not.

Although it’s not like Bruce would have known that. As far as he would have been aware, post-explosion, Jason suited up as Robin to save innocent civilians (aka Sheila, Jason’s mom) from the Joker. It wouldn’t be surprising if Bruce figured that Jason never would have confronted the Joker on his own if he hadn’t been a vigilante in the first place. Technically true, but not entirely independent.

But also I think that the fics of literally anyone destroying the case is also kind of cruel. Just clean the Robin costume and change the plaque. Jason as Robin deserved a memorial that was true to him even after he came back to life. Bruce has absolutely garbage mental health and coping mechanisms. Someone needs to sort his head straight otherwise he’s going to have a mental breakdown. (Although to be fair, I’d say that that’s exactly what’s been happening in recent comics)

If I were a Batman writer, I’d go into Bruce’s brain and shine a light at the non-Euclidean fuckery that is Bruce’s mental compartments and the series of strings that are one snap away from tearing everything apart and driving him off the deep end like truly.

[jesterguy]

Two Door Cinema Club is coming in February and I'm going if it costs me my life