#but the fans fucking suck imo

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Hungarian Grand Prix - Lewis Hamilton(ft. Martin Whitmarsh, Mark Webber & Kimi Räikönnen)

+ Seb & Fernando post-DNF

[llycaons]

the good omens/homestuck poll notes are so funny. bite each other's dicks off

[nomaishuttle]

perhaps a lot of my b*tw issues are actually due to my own expectations for the game and by extension my dislike for botw fans

[guardians-of-exo]

Okay I know kpop fans can be obnoxious in public sometimes, but at least we’re not football fans in our pretend uniforms drinking beer on the train while joking about being “woke” 🙄 And they would call us weird

[vamptastic]

society if they let me write danganronpa.........

[gazpacho-deluxe]

i love playing zen sm. like i literally can just orchestrate 1v1s to win fights by orbing whoever’s doing shit and discording their opponent and it’s sick and awesome it feels so fun to play

[unibrowzz]

Take Chaud 2

2021 also sucked songwise.

[lecliss]

The thing that irks me so much about Cloud's va is that the guy doesn't sound like he's voicing an "emotionally stunted socially awkward secretly incredibly traumatized" character. He just sounds like he's bad at voice acting. And I can't tell if it's better or worse than in part 1 cuz he had the exact opposite problem there where he sounded like he wasn't good enough at sounding emotionless and kept letting emotion slip through in his lines like he sounded like an amateur actor that still couldn't sound convincing.

[dolcekissy]

disclaimer // 18+ content. this story includes mentions of sex, fingering, oral, and yeah.

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rafe being obsessed with his best friend would definitely consist of him basically fighting demons the entire time he's with you. poor baby just wants to fuck you sooo bad :(

sucking on a lollipop? his dick is hard the moment you started pulling the wrapper off the lollipop. sitting in his bed with him while scrolling on instagram? his dick is hard the moment you sat on his bed.

definitely fantasizes about the time you finally do let him hit. he's not gonna be a weirdo and beg ─ have you seen him? he's not one to beg for pussy, he'll make mfs work for his dick imo.

rafe would definitely want you to go everywhere with him ─ to the point if someone sees rafe out somewhere ─ you're definitely somewhere trailing behind him.

golfing with top? you're there. running errands? you're there. at a party? you're there. you're always there with him.

"do i really need to go get gas with you?" rafe nods his head, grabbing your arm and his keys as he shoves you into the passenger side and shuts the door. "it takes two seconds to pump your gas and go back home... what am i going fo─"

"shut up."

rafe would definitely be up your ass too ─ he's with you 24/7 too. you don't mind it but sometimes he does a little too much, like when he follows you to the bathroom when you have to pee or when he'll check your location and see your at the store ─ he'll just pop up out of nowhere.

"fuck! you scared me! how did you know i was here?" your eyes are wide ─ your hand resting over your chest to calm yourself as he looks at everything in your cart.

or when you're taking a shower, poor boy just can't leave you alone.

"rafe. i'm taking a fucking shower, get out!" you yell as he patiently sits on the toilet seat ─ your towel and clothes sitting in his lap as his foot taps against the floor, completely ignoring what you were saying as he starts talking about something random.

he lowkey just wants to take a peek at your naked body too.

wait whaaat, who said that?

rafe cant sleep without you ─ so if you're out late, your parents know your sleeping at rafes.

half the time he's trying to calm himself down because he's hard as fuck seeing you in a tank top and pink, satin shorts. he's mentally fanning himself with his hands as you back your body up into his ─ praying you don't feel his hard on.

turning the other way immediately, his back facing yours the second your ass presses up against him. "hmm, m'just gonna face this way ─" he says it so awkwardly too, leaving you confused but also you couldn't give a fuck less.

rafe would be over the moon the second you let him hit. i wanna say he'd cum so fast like a teenage boy but i feel like he would also wanna savor the moment.

he'd take it so serious, finger fucking you, eating you out, kissing and licking your tits ─ literally everything. then he'd fuck you sooo good ─ just so you know this is what you've been missing out on this whole time.

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[andysfandomcorner]

I'm starting to lose it with my fellow pjo book fans. Specifically about the pearls.

Have we lost the ability to think critically??? First of all,this is an adaptation,things are going to be different. Secondly, Percy has already had an instance (with the pen, albeit temporarily) of losing things, AND accidentally (with the spear) breaking things???

Literally the moment I saw four my first thought was "Well, one of those isn't making it to Hades."...... Like what??? And even if it does.... So what??? This is an adaptation. It's not going to be exactly like the books. Those fuckers are old. Not ancient but hey, times change and the next gen/People who didn't catch it the first time around deserve to be able to enjoy it the way we did.

Also, about the deadline shit:

This a.) Creates more tension cause now there is a war happening (which like.... I think is a cool element), And b.) It further cements these kids desire to do good and to be better than their parents. Which..... Yk..... Is kinda a major point in this story???

(specifically: they now have no real incentive to do this. They SHOULD just go home. But they actively choose 'No, we are better than this, and we can still fix it'. Hubris may not be their fatal flaw, but my god is it what makes them human, and what cements that they are still just kids! This is a great addition imo)

There needs to be tension. This will, Inevitably create it. There is still so much to go. And Rick is notorious for monkey wrenching shit. Hold fast y'all, for fucks sake.

Anyway, I personally loved episode six. I love the change in the deadline having passed, and the four pearls.... The lighting kinda sucked ass, and there weren't any super obvious cameos of the Di'Angelos but hey. It is what it is.

But seriously guys, let's think critically and not let our nostalgia cloud our judgement of this. Kill the cop in your head. Fr.

Edit (spoiler for ep 7): They lost a pearl. Shocker. I CALLED IT!!! Also this episode had way more changes than were- eh. But hey! Uncle Rick is evil and we love him anyway so really no big complaints still.

[tom-is-online]

do you have specific hcs/hcs u feel strongly about for any pjsk characters? specifically vbs..

im very curious to hear your thoughts ^_^;

Why yes I do ravenclod *ahem*

First off I'm an Akito isn't naturally ginger truther until I die. Its just rly funny to me for some reason that he wanted to stand out more and he thought it was really really cool

I also think it's funny that An had the idea really young that she wanted blue hair but Ken said no but they found a compromise in a gradient so she's just had that all of her life due to Ken not being able to say no to An

The rest of vbs's hair is just like that tho, nobody believes toya.

I think An, Mizuki and Ena should have a gc so they can bully Akito together as I feel as if they'd be actually unstoppable

Despite knowing Kohane for over a year An refuses to go to her house because of Count Pearl, she dances around it but she is NOT going there

Kohane rly likes pokemon, she has 1000+ hours on pokemon snap specifically

I think An is a splatoon fan, she rly likes the music and loves Off the Hook more than words can describe, she says they're so her and kohane coded and shes right

Ive been vocal about Akito being a sonic fan. he just is. look at him. he rly likes frontiers and SA2 cuz like An, bro loves the tunes. you could get him to play anything w a good ost, i think he fucks with guilty gear

Toya could play any game and within 10 mins of playing for the first time could absolutely smoke you, UNLESS its wii sports he sucks shit at wii sports, An rules at wii sports she has never lost bowling before

also theyre wlw mlm solidarity but you didn't hear that from me that's barely a headcanon imo

[c0llisiion]

NUMB TO THE FEELING : Concert Sex —J.jk

★pairing: jeon jungkook + f!reader

★genre : smut

★: npr, switch!jk , switch!reader , fellacio , handjob, whiny!jk, idol!jkandreader , dirty talk , cum eating, lots of ‘baby’ usage, its basically jungkook being all whiny idk 💀 – lmk if i missed any!

★W/C: 1,207

Pt.1 , Pt.2 [can be read as a stand alone!]

A/N: HIIIIIIII! Im backkk! I decided to quickly write this lolol (not rlly proud). I didnt intend it to be so switchy jk path but somehow i js ended up there 😭 its kinda short and idk imo but anyways hope you liked this! I might make this a series hehe

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ MDNI. Please refrain from reading if the topics make you uncomfortable. ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

It was the day of jungkooks fanmeet. The crowd was huge. Fans were screaming out his name over and over again. The arena was so lively. You were deep in the audience, and no one seemed to notice you. You were sitting in the 3rd row with your managers and bodyguards surrounding the seats in front of and beside you. You watched as your boyfriend entertained a crowd of mostly young women. There was a spark of jealousy, but why would you be jealous when you get to fuck him whenever you want?. As the concert went on, vcr’s were played every now and then, but one of them caught your eye. It was a vcr where Jungkook hopped out of his and yours shower. In the same shower, he ate you out till you were shaking. The same shower where you suck his dick as he groans and whines at the way your mouth worked on his dick. The same shower he pushed you against, fucking into you until you blacked out. Thoughts of those steamy days and nights flooded your mind as you watched the vcr.

 

Jungkook had just finished the second-last setlist of the night. You watched him scurry off the stage, removing his clothes in the process. You relaxed and laid back a bit when one of jungkooks staff approached you. “Mr.jeon would like to see you in his dressing room immediately, Ms.y/n”  she said while taking deep breaths. You smirked and nodded before following her. You knew exactly why he called you. You were guided through the backstage area by his staff. People were running rampant, preparing for the next set list. She eventually brought you to Jungkook's dressing room before giggling and leaving. You stared at the door in front of you, contemplating whether to tease him and just leave or give him what he wanted. “Come in already, baby.” A deep voice was heard from inside the room. How the hell did he know? You chuckled before entering his dressing room. "I thought of actually leaving you all hard and-“ jungkook grabbed you by your neck and smashed his lips against yours, cutting your little banter off. His other hand went to your ass, groping the fatty flesh from under your teeny-tiny miumiu skirt. His tongue was inside your mouth as he pressed his hard-on against you. “Fuck– gotta make this quick, baby. God, you look so hot rn.” He mumbled into your mouth as his fingers toyed with your wet pussy. You moaned into his mouth, grinding onto his fingers for more stimulation.

You pushed him away when you felt his fingers pushing inside of your soft walls. He stumbled back a bit and stared at you, confused. “Baby? Whats wrong-“ he got cut off as you pushed him down onto the dressing room couch, immediately taking your place in between his legs. Jungkook smirked at your sudden action before relaxing on the couch, throwing his head back, waiting for your next move. You were kneeling down in front of him as you palmed his erect cock through his jeans. You unzipped his pants and pulled down both his jeans and boxers together. His big, thick cock flung out, hitting his belly, precum already leaking. 

You took the monster in your hands, smearing the pre down his shaft before sucking on his tip. Jungkook let out a loud groan, bringing his hand to your head to push you further down. You slapped his hand away. He stared at you with a confused look and a pout. “You’re being mean-..” he whined. Your hands went up and down his length, slowly pumping it. “Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?” You say it tauntingly. Your hands increased in pace, and jungkook was in another world. His head was thrown back as whimpers after whimpers escaped his mouth. “Look at you. All whiney. You just love it when i tease you, dont you jungkook?” You say before pressing your thumb into his slit. Jungkooks hips bucked up at the sudden action. “Haa…! Nghh- y/n..” he moaned, his eyes looking down at you half-lidded and on the verge of tears as you kept teasing his sensitive tip. “Speak up, baby. What is it?” You ask with a fake sweet tone as you fondle his heavy balls. Pulling and tugging on them before licking up a huge stripe from his balls to his tip. Jungkook whined out loud, his back arching away from the couch. Hands gripping the armrest. “You are so sensitive..” you say, gliding your hands up and down his length faster. “So..so.. sensitive..” wrapping around his dick tighter and pumping him faster. “Haa… fuck so good, y/n… im gonna cum…—“ he says, eyes closed and in a state of bliss. “Yeah? You’re gonna cum? What if I don't let you?” You say before detaching from his cock and watching it twitch in the air. Jungkook whined and cried, missing your soft hands. “Please y/n.. let me cum.. I promise to fuck you good .. “ you loved seeing him be all desperate for your touch. The way he could switch from being a dom to a sub was so surreal. You chuckle at his words and nod. “As you wish…” you say before putting his entire length down your throat. Jungkook moaned out as your throat spasmed around his thick dick. Your head bobbed up and down his length. His hands are pinned down to his sides by your hands, restricting him from touching you. 

Jungkook was a moaning mess. His sweet little mouth let out groans every second as you worked up his length. You felt his dick twitch in your mouth, and before you knew it, a white, salty liquid coated the inside of your mouth and throat. You coughed and gagged around his cock as rope after rope of cum kept slipping down your throat. Spurts of his cum start to peek out the sides of your mouth. You pulled away and swallowed all of it before bringing your hands back to his softening cock, overstimulating the hell out of him. Jungkook shuddered under your touch as he tried pushing you off. “Y/n please.. thats enough..” he said. You smirked at him before continuing to work up and down on his length. He leaned forward and wrapped his hand around your neck, immediately stopping your movements. "Didn't I tell you to stop, doll?” He said he was squeezing the sides of your neck. You nodded and whimpered as his grip on your neck tightened. His hands traveled to your jaw, his fingers wiping away the reminder of his cum that was around your mouth. He stuffed his fingers back into your mouth, and you shamelessly licked off the rest of his cum. He smirked and softly slapped your cheeks. “I fucking love you.” Was all he said before he was cut off by a loud knock on his door.

“Jungkook you are up in 10! Get ready quick!” His manager screamed from the other side. He looked at your kneeling figure before kissing your cum stained lips. “We are not done yet btw” he said, pulling you up before putting his pants back on and exiting his room.

A/N: Ilysmmm! Thank you for reading!!!

[teaboot]

Batman? As in extended batman universe, specifically batman, or movies batman? I'm going to die from the hilarity of /accidentally/ following another batman fan. Generally it's on purpose lol

I was actually absorbed into the Fandom by osmosis before I even touched any of the Canon material

Even now I've only seen the Affleck movies and the Battinson one, plus a couple cartoons and like. Four comics out of order

With next to zero evidence tho I have decided that

Dick Grayson has Eldest Daughter syndrome that, speaking as an Eldest Daughter (tm) really should be addressed in the lore somewhere before he goes on a drunken bender, gets a tramp stamp, kills a man, and has a full-on mental breakdown when the Repression Dam breaks

Stephany Brown radiates "angry teen girl needs a hug" energy imo but I feel like she might break my arms? I don't know anything about her except her dad sucks but honestly same boat, would hang

Timothy Drake cannot be the helpless boohoo I see a lot of, but somehow the cool, collected, hypercompentant, übermensch-tweenybopper look is kinda sadder, like seeing a twelve year old buying groceries at the store by themselves. I want to send his ass to normal kid summer camp

I don't know pretty much anything about Duke Thomas except that he's a meta whose parents might be alive but crazy. I can only conclude that he suffers from Black Character White Fandom syndrome. I headcanon that he had an embarrassing weeb phase in middle school because he feels like the kind of kid Who'd have gone through a phase of saying "ohaio" with peace signs as a baby tween. I have no evidence to support this

Cassandra Cain might be my favourite. I think she deserves to go on an angry, irrational rampage or two, as a treat. Aggretsuko vibes that I cannot explain. I bet her favourite colour is purple

Jason Todd is my guilty comfort character and I refuse to believe he kicked the shit out of a fifteen year old while wearing a legless adult onesie. I refuse. Also yeah as a huge angry-kid-book-nerd there is no way that pride and prejudice was his number one fave, my money is on the Percy Jackson series but that could just be me projecting

Damian Wayne is Autistic, personal subscription. Because I am too and I said so. Reminds me of my baby brother, but crankier. Like a tiny old man who doesn't want to be at bingo with the other folks at the senior center.

I feel like Alfred should be allowed to be wrong about something sometimes but I still love him. Give that grandpa a gun

Bruce Wayne strikes me as a man who should have put a lot more thought and study and personal therapy consults into the idea of adopting multiple highly capable highly traumatized children he's never met before before but fuck pobody's nerfect am I right. Bisexual

[gifti3]

okay i actually was kinda curious on how they set up the boxes and went back to look and see who is easiest to get and who is the hardest and honestly

and now im just theory crafting over here on how they decided who goes where

i wrote a list and everything:

Sorry for the messy handwriting

The way they have asmos fits in the 5th boxes

[monayen]

umumum this may be suuper weird so pls disregard if it makes you uncomfortable… but was wondering if u’d maybe write something about randal and reader trying to dream together so that reader can fuck him with their own dick for a change. sorry for tje crudeness teehee. and umm perhaps randal has a pussy. for fun. or not. completely up to your brain. thank you for your service to this fandom love youuu ok byyyee!!!!!!

Swapped | Randal Ivory

➷ Paring - Randal Ivory x Fem(eh)Reader [Randal's Friends / Ranfren]

➷ CWs - body(part) swap, oral / blowjobs, riding, light scratching, weird freakiness talk lol

a/n - yes reader has a dick. yes randal has a pussy. yes this is weird. i am a ranfren fan. reader is technically fem / afab, but if you wanna read into it as a pretransition ftm reader then go nuts ! also i think it's funny to write randal being super sloppy and mediocre at giving, he's just a humping god imo. hope this is alright freaks ;-)

“This is so fucking weird.”

You looked down at the dick between your thighs, hard and smooth and not what you usually have down there.

In fact, it's not even a version of what might've been yours. Not an alternate version or some enhanced augmentation. 

No, the thin vein on the side, the freckle at the base, the slight curve – all unmistakably Randal's. He’d managed to dream up some freaky version of you, naked and clad with a mold of his dick.

Randal laid beside you, palm propped up below his chin as he grew his signature smile, “Ho-ho, it's just body parts, silly! Haven't you ever wondered what it’d be like to have one?”

You purse your lips, “I mean… not like this…” 

“What other way is there?” A gloved hand was placed on your bare stomach, making you shiver, “I could've just pegged you...” 

Randal shakes his head, a glint in his eyes as he trails his hand up your torso and to your chest. He gives a quick grope, pulling a gasp at the rough touch. You're about to say something before he quickly moves and places that clammy hand against… yours… his… dick?

“Randal–”

“Eh, more familiar like this. For you and me.” His nose is bleeding, blood dripping down on your shoulder as he begins to stroke the quickening hardening cock between your legs, “More fun too!”

You immediately melt, the new sensation overwhelming you as whines spill. His touch is anything but soft, his hand squeezing at the base before pumping up and down. 

"Mmm, you like that, don't you?" Randal purrs, pupils blown wide at the sight of you. "Bet you never thought you'd have a cock of your own, let alone mine. Hehehe..."

A groan catches in the back of your throat, head tilting back against the pillow behind you, “Randal, you're being too rough! It's sensitive!”

Randal giggles, tongue swiping across the side of your neck before he releases his grasp on you. You bite back a cry, your chest heaving as you watch him crawl between your legs. 

“I knowww.” He drags, face inches away from the aching length, “Hah, my dick looks bigger from this angle!”

You huff at his hot breath ghosting over the throbbing cock. A hand grips your thigh, nails pushing in and showing just how eager he is to lap his tongue over the weeping tip. 

“Shit..”

Randal chuckles darkly, continuing to take his time, licking and sucking and nipping at the sensitive flesh. He traces the thin vein on the underside with his tongue, relishing the way it throbs against his lips.

You gasp, fingers tangling in Randal's hair, a shove of his head pulling him closer. Randal gladly reciprocates your desperate grasp, opening his mouth to wrap around you.

Your hips buck as Randal sinks down, taking the cock deep into his throat. He gags immediately, the ambitiousness of trying to take the whole length making tears prick behind his glasses. Randal doesn't relent though, only pulling back slightly to make sure he doesn't keep gagging.

"Fuuuck..." You moan, head thrashing against the pillow. Your fingers tighten in Randal's hair, nails scraping against his scalp. "Don't stop, please don't stop..."

Randal just hums around you, the vibrations adding to the overwhelming sensations. He bobs his head in an unsteady rhythm, attempting to take it deeper and deeper with each pass. 

A drag of his teeth makes you hiss, and you realize how sloppy his movements are. Spit dribbles out from his mouth and down between your legs, the obscene sound of Randal's slurping filling the room. 

A final, too confident suck from Randal makes you whine loudly, back arching at the sensation. His nose nestles in the crease of your crotch for a moment before quickly pulling off. He gags, coughing and tearing up at the intrusion on his throat.

“Wow, I couldn't even breathe!” Randal huffs, wiping the mix of blood and spit on his face, “Did you cum?”

You breath heavily, hard cock still standing, slick with his spit. You shake your head as the heat that settles in your abdomen cools down at the lack of touch. “N-No, your teeth kinda hurt me. No offense, but you kinda suck at sucking dick…”

Randal blinks at you, letting out a laugh, "Hehe, suck. I get it.”

He moves, tugging at the bottom of his gakuran and pulling it down with one swift motion before kicking it off to the side.

“Also, I’m wet.”

You don't even get time to react, your lidded eyes widening at Randal. He sits on his heels, hands on his thighs as he gauges your response, “Is that..?”

He nods, grinning as he spreads his folded thighs, “Duh! Where'd you think your pussy went?” His fingers dance against the front of it, him immediately moaning once he rubs against it. 

He's babbling about having a pussy now, rubbing the skin with a lustful gaze. You swallow thickly, the dick twitching at the sight.

“Ahaha, I’ve always wondered what it felt like for you.” His tone drags, mouth lolling open to show his long tongue.

He impatiently crawls onto your lap to position himself above you, hands braced on your chest for leverage. You can feel the heat radiating between his legs, eagerness dripping onto the hard length.

“I want to feel it inside meeee~” He hums, grinding against the length of the shaft. The friction sends jolts of pleasure through you, making you gasp.

“It’ll feel reallyyy good.” He coos, moving his gloved hands to cup your face, “So don’t cum too fast, it won't be any fun if you do!”

You huff at his irony, remembering all the times Randal would bite into your shoulder and pump white before he was even in you. “You don't say.”

He just giggles in response, not needing to say anything in retort when he begins to lower his hips onto you. Your jaw clenches, biting back a loud moan at the new sensation.

Hands fly to his thin hips, your grip on them tight in an attempt to ground yourself. “Randal,” You pant, head thrown back against the pillow. 

Randal lets out a low moan, his hips undulating in a slow, deliberate pace. “S-so tight and sensitive! Do you feel the difference?” 

You let out a lazy grunt as a response, lost in the hazy new pleasure. It's tight, warm like a heated blanket that keeps pulling you in. You wonder if you really do feel this good. Or if it's some influence of being lucid and having your body changed. Either way… it feels fucking amazing. 

Randal picks up the pace, bouncing his hips with increasing fervor. The obscene sound of skin slapping against skin fills the room, mixing with your ragged breathing and Randal's pitched rambling.

It’s pathetic how you shudder, feeling like a virgin all over again with how you have to fight back desperate movements that urge you to push in deeper despite being at a hilt.

It doesn't stop Randal from arching, arms wrapping around your sweaty body as he unrhythmically grinds down against you. He seems to be trying his hardest to keep stable, but his knees shake and he resorts to rocking back and forth for stimulation.

Randal moans incomprehensibly, his hands scrabbling at your back. His nails leave red crescents in your skin, digging into your flesh and scratching down with each thrust. 

You feel the pressure building in your abdomen, a telltale tightening in your gut. You're getting close, and from the way Randal is tensing above you, he is too. Which is good, because you don't know how much longer you can bite your cheek and hold your breath.

“I'm gonna... I'm gonna cum.” You warn, chest heaving and eyes narrowing. He tilts back, moaning as if he's in some bad porno. You almost want to laugh at his display, but a tightening around you gets your attention back.

“Inside! Do it inside!” He chants, voice rising in pitch with each word. "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck meeee!"

His body practically seizes up on top of you, his own climax that you're sure he wasn't expecting crashing over him. Your own walls clamp down around you, pulsing and fluttering as he rides out the waves of pleasure.

The sensation is too much, and with a hoarse shout, you're cumming too. Your hips buck upwards, spilling your release deep inside Randal.

For a moment, the only sounds in the room are your ragged breathing and Randal's high-pitched keens. Then, slowly, Randal collapses forward, his sweaty forehead pressing against your own.

"That was intense," Randal pants, a lazy grin spreading across his face. "I feel like a slut.”

You can only groan in response, still trying to catch your breath. The softening cock slips out with a wet pop, a trickle of cum following in its wake. 

Randal shifts, rolling off of you and onto his back. He spreads his legs, exposing your used body part. A satisfied hum escapes him at the sight.

"Mmm, I can feel it inside me," he murmurs, fingers dipping between his thighs to scoop up some of the cum. He brings it to his mouth, licking it off with a moan. "I taste good."

You simply stare at him, mouth agape. This entire thing is beyond weird, but still arguably one of the better situations he's put you in. At least you came…

A touch at your crotch brings you back suddenly, the sensitive tip being rubbed with clammy gloved fingers. “Oh–”

Your moan is cut off by Randal’s panting, eyes glazed over as he slowly begins to inch closer to you. “C’mon,” He smiles, a toothy grin spread across his flushed face, “I know I can go again!”

[endiness]

not to go off on this again (and because of a bullshit clickbait article from screenrant as if that isn't their entire business model in the first place) but it's still so fucking mindboggling to me just how much henry cavill was able to brainwash people. like, the idea that he was the one that made the show and he was the only good thing about it and the only good casting choice when he was very noticeably the worst actor on the entire show and meanwhile the rest of the cast is extremely talented and easily acted circles around him. not to mention that he has all the charisma of a black hole sucking all of the chemistry out of the room.

and the whole idea that he is some uber fan of the franchise and the only person on the entire show that knows anything about the source material and cares about it which is also always said in conjunction with the idea that he's the one who made the show. when he didn't even know that the books existed, he only read them once after lauren told him about them, he's only played tw3 (and not even the dlc for it), and by his own admission he didn't do any research for the role. and then meanwhile you've got joey who wrote a whole ass song in ~24 hours and showed up in costume with a lute to audition and who's read the entire series at least 3 times as of 2023; therica, whose books are all annotated and she tries to go back and reread the series before each season and even goes on youtube to watch video essays to refresh her memories; cassie, who has a binder full of notes on philippa and her backstory and everything; and many, many other cast members who've done a lot of research into the books and their characters and the universe and the franchise. but somehow henry cavill is the massive superfan. because he said that a lot in interviews. while never actually giving any examples of that beyond, like, having said he played tw3 for a ton of hours. (which, duh, 'cause a playthrough of that game can easily clock in at +100 hours.)

and speaking of the idea that he just cares SO much about the source material and that's why he ragequit the show because the writers weren't following the books closely enough, likE. he is the one who made geralt's characterization book inaccurate in s1 because he would cut his lines and either just say nothing or grunt instead. (and he also gave his scene partners zero indication he was going to do this and just left them hanging and wondering what was going on and if he was actually going to say his lines and put them into the position of having to improvise and take his lines just to move the plot forward.) and the only reason why he suddenly started to advocate for a more book accurate geralt come s2 is because he got dunked on by reddit for his performance in s1. (which he also took virtually no responsibility for whatsoever and just passed all of the blame off onto the writers for HIS acting choices. wait, that's not entirely accurate. he also blamed yennefer and ciri's prominence on geralt's lack of dialogue even though ciri's scenes were the ones that were cut in s1. yennefer's, too, btw.) he also fucked up geralt and jaskier's friendship by cutting his lines in s1 (and imo there is a lot of implication that the things he was cutting in their scenes was actual affirmation on geralt's side of things that he actually cares about jaskier) and by his own admission, he didn't want to play them as being all buddy-buddy with each other. and his refusal to play geralt struggling with fatherhood and with any negative character traits in s2 led to the domino effect of eskel's death (which in itself led to vesemir trying to create new witchers and lambert's harsher attitude toward ciri), yennefer's betrayal, and voleth meir being the big bad of the season. he also cut a sex scene between geralt and yennefer in s2 because he didn't think it would be in character of them to have sex after reuniting (lolwut) and he cut a scene between geralt and triss of even them just platonically finding comfort in each other (that's what happens in the books.) but yeah, HE just cares about the source material SO MUCH. that's why everything he had a hand in went against the books.

(not to mention that the thing he was clashing with lauren over was that he was not the main character (ciri is the main character of the main books, btw) but rather co-lead with two women and he was mad that the show heavily revolves around women (the books heavily revolve around women) instead of men.) (in s2 interviews, he goes on about how important men being three dimensional characters is to him as if women being three dimensional characters on the show somehow means that men can't be. which is ironic of him to say anyway, tbh, considering he didn't want geralt to be a three dimensional character. as three dimensional characters have flaws. and he didn't want geralt to have any.) (oh, and just to mention but when talking about how violent men can be three dimensional and caring, henry cavill lists who men can be caring towards: other men, family, children. weird he doesn't mention women at all. i'm sure that's not an indication of anything especially when it's said by someone who's a self-professed nerd, lorebuff, redditor, and gamer. because they're always known for non-rancid takes about women. especially when they've already gotten flack for their "i'm afraid to flirt because i'll be accused of being a rapist" #metoo takes. 💅)

(also, just with the conspiracy theory that henry cavill ragequit the show because it wasn't following the books closely enough. like, that is just a conspiracy theory though. the only "proof" there ever was of it was henry cavill going on about how important adhering to the source material is to him. except everything he had a hand in went against the books, so that can't be true. and the thing he and lauren were clashing over was how he was not the main character (geralt is not the main character) and the prominence of women in the series (the women in the books drive the plot forward in massive ways). so that can't be true. and s3 was the closest adaption of the books anyway, so yeah. that really can't be true. and the only other thing that's "proof" is the rumor that the writers hate the source material. which was started by henry cavill's buddy, a writer who was fired from the show for allegedly being emotionally, physically, and sexually abusive. so i'm sure his word is totally trustworthy and he wouldn't have a vested interest in lying and creating a rumor to incite the fanbase against his former co-workers whom he was allegedly fired for mistreating in the first place. (btw, witin the past year, the same writer was fired again for allegedly the same kind of reasons.) also, i'm sure it's jut a coincidence how that rumor, which was started by henry cavill's friend, to disparage the show and the writers dropped about a week before henry cavill announced he was no longer going to be on the show. like, it definitely couldn't've been a coordinated effort between them or anything.) (psst, the rumor that hc was fired for being sexist actually has the most evidence supporting it. js.)