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saw this post and couldnt like it cus i guess im blocked by them but honestly this is a hilarious way to find out

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Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.

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PLEASEEEE someone tell me their ESC class of 2025 hot takes I NEEDDD them kgdmfmnf

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Rehearsals for Eurovision 1971 [Photos: Roy Bedell]

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"if i see a single eurovision post it's an instant block" it's alright babe i'll block you first 💋

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I just realised I didn't say anything for Georgia and honestly the fact I A) didn't say anything and B) didn't notice until now says more than I ever could trying to think of something to say.

Song thoughts now that we have a full house yeoooo

Because this year I actually wrote down my immediate thoughts for once lmao

🇦🇱 Shkodra Elektronike- *Zjerm*- Has a good chance of being my favourite entry from them.

🇦🇲 PARG- *Survivor*- I remember listening to it. I remember not hating it. I don't remember particularly liking it.

🇦🇺 Go-Jo- *Milkshake Man*- Probably my favourite of all the aggressively horny rave songs there are this year. That doesn't meant I like it, it just means there's too many aggressively horny rave songs this year.

🇦🇹 JJ- "Wasted Love"- No.

🇦🇿 Mamagama- "Run with U"- Wonder which Scandinavian NF dumpster they stole this one from.

🇧🇪 Red Sebastian: *Strobe Lights*- It doesn't matter what my thoughts are because they'll bugger up the staging and NQ anyway.

🇭🇷 Marko Bošnjak- "Poison Cake"- Eurovision at its worst meets Disney Villain songs at their worst. Just fuckinh awful really.

🇨🇾 Theo Evan- *Ssh*- I forgot I listened to this honestly.

🇨🇿 Adonxs- *Kiss Kiss Goodbye* - Voice is deeper than I expected but that's it.

🇩🇰 Sissal- *Hallucination*- Generic nightclub music, next.

🇪🇪 Tommy Cash- "Espresso Macchiato"- Three fucing minutes of some charmless charisma vacuum going "I cooka di pizza mamma mia make-a me an espresso 🤌" and other vaguely Italian noises. Just feels like a hate crime against Italian people honestly.

🇫🇮 Erika Vikman- *Ich Komme*- Yeah no I don't vibe with this at all lmao

🇫🇷 Louane- *Maman*- Meh.

🇩🇪 Abor & Tynna- *Baller*- Eh. I appreciate the German. That's about it.

🇬🇪 Mariam Shengelia- *Freedom*

🇬🇷 Klavdia: *Asteromata*- It sure is a Greek Entry I guess

🇮🇸 VÆB- "RÓA"- Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedw

🇮🇪 Emmy: "Laika Party"- Just feels really disrespectful in a way I can't quite place and I just can't get into it because of that.

🇮🇱 Yuval Raphael- "New Day Will Rise"- genericsadballad.mp3

🇮🇹 Lucio Corsi- *Volevo Essere un Duro*- Ngl I wad expecting something more exciting. Idk the singer just had a vibe yanno?

🇱🇻 Tautumeitas: *Bur man laimi*- Sounds like Balan Wonderworld OST music and I know that game was absolutely bootyhole but I swear the OST was its one saving grace.

🇱🇹 Katarsis- *Tavo Akys*- It's there.

🇱🇺 Laura Thorn- *La poupée monte le son*- Probably my favourite so far ngl.

🇲🇹 Miriana Conte- *Serving (Kant)*- The pun got a laugh out of me, but honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was a shock NQ. You never know with Malta.

🇲🇪 Nina Žižić: *Dobro došli*- Forgot it existed.

🇳🇱 Claude- *C'est la Vie*- Like if you asked one of those AI machines to write a song for France.

🇳🇴 Kyle Alessandro- *Lighter*- It sure exists.

🇵🇱 Justyna Steczkowska- *Gaja*- It sure is a Slavic Entry.

🇵🇹 Napa- *Deslocado*- Boring.

🇸🇲 Gabry Ponte- "Tutta l'italia"- Probably the best thing they've ever sent. Wonder how they'll fuck it up.

🇷🇸 Princ- *Mila*- 💤

🇸🇮 Klemen: *How Much Time do we Have Left?*- Collar tugging awkwardness, I'm okay with sad songs but this is basically just beating the audience with "this is a sad song. You should be sad now. You need to cri".

🇸🇪 KAJ- *Bara bada bastu*- I love it but I REALLY don't wanna return to Sweden again next year. Then again, watching Måns Zelmerlöw seethe would be funny as fuck.

🇨🇭 Zoë Më- *Voyage*- (deep breath) A R T S Y F R E N C H S N O O Z E

🇪🇸 Melody: *Esa diva*- Okay it's official I prefer bitch pop when it's in Spanish.

🇺🇦 Ziferblat: *Bird of Pray*- Feels about 20 years out of date. Boring.

🇬🇧 Remember Monday- *What The Hell Just Happened?*- Best way to describe this is the opening number to a musical a certain flavour of white woman goes absolutely crazy for. I am not that flavour.

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Song thoughts now that we have a full house yeoooo

Because this year I actually wrote down my immediate thoughts for once lmao

🇦🇱 Shkodra Elektronike- *Zjerm*- Has a good chance of being my favourite entry from them.

🇦🇲 PARG- *Survivor*- I remember listening to it. I remember not hating it. I don't remember particularly liking it.

🇦🇺 Go-Jo- *Milkshake Man*- Probably my favourite of all the aggressively horny rave songs there are this year. That doesn't meant I like it, it just means there's too many aggressively horny rave songs this year.

🇦🇹 JJ- "Wasted Love"- No.

🇦🇿 Mamagama- "Run with U"- Wonder which Scandinavian NF dumpster they stole this one from.

🇧🇪 Red Sebastian: *Strobe Lights*- It doesn't matter what my thoughts are because they'll bugger up the staging and NQ anyway.

🇭🇷 Marko Bošnjak- "Poison Cake"- Eurovision at its worst meets Disney Villain songs at their worst. Just fuckinh awful really.

🇨🇾 Theo Evan- *Ssh*- I forgot I listened to this honestly.

🇨🇿 Adonxs- *Kiss Kiss Goodbye* - Voice is deeper than I expected but that's it.

🇩🇰 Sissal- *Hallucination*- Generic nightclub music, next.

🇪🇪 Tommy Cash- "Espresso Macchiato"- Three fucing minutes of some charmless charisma vacuum going "I cooka di pizza mamma mia make-a me an espresso 🤌" and other vaguely Italian noises. Just feels like a hate crime against Italian people honestly.

🇫🇮 Erika Vikman- *Ich Komme*- Yeah no I don't vibe with this at all lmao

🇫🇷 Louane- *Maman*- Meh.

🇩🇪 Abor & Tynna- *Baller*- Eh. I appreciate the German. That's about it.

🇬🇪 Mariam Shengelia- *Freedom*

🇬🇷 Klavdia: *Asteromata*- It sure is a Greek Entry I guess

🇮🇸 VÆB- "RÓA"- Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedw

🇮🇪 Emmy: "Laika Party"- Just feels really disrespectful in a way I can't quite place and I just can't get into it because of that.

🇮🇱 Yuval Raphael- "New Day Will Rise"- genericsadballad.mp3

🇮🇹 Lucio Corsi- *Volevo Essere un Duro*- Ngl I wad expecting something more exciting. Idk the singer just had a vibe yanno?

🇱🇻 Tautumeitas: *Bur man laimi*- Sounds like Balan Wonderworld OST music and I know that game was absolutely bootyhole but I swear the OST was its one saving grace.

🇱🇹 Katarsis- *Tavo Akys*- It's there.

🇱🇺 Laura Thorn- *La poupée monte le son*- Probably my favourite so far ngl.

🇲🇹 Miriana Conte- *Serving (Kant)*- The pun got a laugh out of me, but honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was a shock NQ. You never know with Malta.

🇲🇪 Nina Žižić: *Dobro došli*- Forgot it existed.

🇳🇱 Claude- *C'est la Vie*- Like if you asked one of those AI machines to write a song for France.

🇳🇴 Kyle Alessandro- *Lighter*- It sure exists.

🇵🇱 Justyna Steczkowska- *Gaja*- It sure is a Slavic Entry.

🇵🇹 Napa- *Deslocado*- Boring.

🇸🇲 Gabry Ponte- "Tutta l'italia"- Probably the best thing they've ever sent. Wonder how they'll fuck it up.

🇷🇸 Princ- *Mila*- 💤

🇸🇮 Klemen: *How Much Time do we Have Left?*- Collar tugging awkwardness, I'm okay with sad songs but this is basically just beating the audience with "this is a sad song. You should be sad now. You need to cri".

🇸🇪 KAJ- *Bara bada bastu*- I love it but I REALLY don't wanna return to Sweden again next year. Then again, watching Måns Zelmerlöw seethe would be funny as fuck.

🇨🇭 Zoë Më- *Voyage*- (deep breath) A R T S Y F R E N C H S N O O Z E

🇪🇸 Melody: *Esa diva*- Okay it's official I prefer bitch pop when it's in Spanish.

🇺🇦 Ziferblat: *Bird of Pray*- Feels about 20 years out of date. Boring.

🇬🇧 Remember Monday- *What The Hell Just Happened?*- Best way to describe this is the opening number to a musical a certain flavour of white woman goes absolutely crazy for. I am not that flavour.

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How the fuck is Austria second favourite to win

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Eurovision Fact #948:

In 1979, left-wing groups including the workers' representative association CAFIT (Collectif d'Animation pour la Formation et l'Information des Travailleurs) and the activist group Pour le Socialisme hosted an alternative to the Eurovision Song Contest.

Held in Brussels at the Cirque Royal concert hall on March 31st and April 1st, the Counter Eurovision was supposed to provide people with an alternative to the Eurovision Song Contest, which many leftists at the time considered cheesy and host to only conservative pop music. Additionally, the event was considered to be a protest against Eurovision being hosted in Jerusalem that same year.

The Counter Eurovision was meant to host progressive music and give the stage to marginalized groups with small amounts of political influence.

The event had a very different format to the Eurovision Song Contest, as those taking part played a set as opposed to a single song. The most famous of these sets was the 40 minute set by the reggae band Misty in Roots, also known simply as Misty. The set was later turned into the celebrated album Live at the Counter Eurovision 79.

Aside from the album, little information survives about the event.

[Source]

"Eurovision dissenters and the making of a classic reggae album," RTE.ie.

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Nucha representing Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contes 1990, with the song "Há Sempre Alguém"

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un fucking believable 😬💀 (x)

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Anyways look like we just have... a few songs to go until a full house.

Can't say it's been a good season but now that the spectre of Måns Zelmerlöw has been defeated (for now), I'm feeling a little more optimistic 👀

Emphasis on "a little" 🤣

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From eurovision reddit

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it's so funny how people are now screeching that "EBU IS BANNING A NORMAL MALTESE WORD" guys, guys, the whole song is built around barely censoring the word "cunt", that's the point, that's the joke, that's the fucking appeal of the song don't play coy now, Miriana isn't saying some totally normal phrase in Maltese, we all know what "serving cunt" is girlie slayed too close to the sun, this was an expected outcome, honestly

also, i don't think the EBU itself has any problems with the song, it's BBC which has to oblige to OFCOM's regulations

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Found out there's a Mecano song about Laika the space dog and I have to ask... how historically accurate is it, if at all? 🤔

I cannot hear this song without crying, so I can’t honestly tell you.

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The juries are working my last nerve and it's not even may yet