#but the dc comics brainrot is real

[someidioticdream]

me waiting for the book i just ordered that's only supposed to be delivered on wednesday after not touching anything other than comic books over the last 4 months

[jojokky]

I love how, in fanfiction, everyone either jumps to the right conclusion immediately—or to absolutely the wrong one. No middle ground.

Like, if Jason were alive and hanging out with the Batfam outside of the cape (well, Hood), no one except Bernard would jump to the "dead boy Jason Todd" conclusion. No one.

People would be arguing about whether he’s a bodyguard, a love interest, or both.

Like, you see this absolute mountain of a man standing next to Richard Hostage #1 Grayson, who just came back to Gotham for one gala, and you shrug—makes sense, the guy’s exhausted from being kidnapped.

And then there’s a paparazzi shot from Blüdhaven, taken at a nice little burger joint. There’s no music playing near you, but somehow, you can almost hear Whitney Houston singing in the background. Thousands of TikTok edits agree.

"There’s no info on the man," the article writer shares with you conspiratorially. "But he always carries a gun."

“Huh. A mystery”

“Maybe he’s ex-military. Or secret service.”

“Maybe he used to be a bad guy and is turning over a new leaf.”

“Maybe he’s still a baddie.”

And so, a new round of rumors begins.

A couple of weeks later, the buzz dies down a bit—only to flare up again when the entire Wayne family is spotted together. Only family. Even Duke Thomas, Bruce Wayne’s ward, and Stephanie Brown, a close friend of Tim and Cassandra, aren’t with them. But that man? That man is.

And not standing a respectable distance away, like a proper bodyguard or even like Wayne’s butler—no. He’s smack-dab in the middle of the group, chatting with them.

Damian Wayne is slung over his shoulder in a clear youngest Wayne is protesting carry.

Way too familiar. Way too close to them.

"Is he a family bodyguard?"

“Idk, man, he’s way too close with them. And who’s he supposed to protect from the middle of the group? More like they’re protecting him, imo.”

"What if he and Richard are serious? That would make him family, right?"

"Oh god, what if they’re engaged?!"

"Wayne’s way too rich not to curate his rumors. Is he trying to make Richard’s coming out as mild as possible?"

And when asked about this mysterious bodyguard-slash-Richard’s-possible-fiancé, other Waynes and family friends just reply:

"What do you mean, ‘Who’s Jason?’ He’s family!"

Well. At least he has a name now.

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Basically, I think Jason hanging out with his family in civvies would definitely catch the attention of Gotham’s gossipers.

[heikefandom]

Me when i start reblogging posts from a new brainrot of mine, after spending more than a month in a completely different fandom: can I offer you a slice of these blobos that are killing me? They make me sick :)

[number1-mrfreeze-apologist]

this is what fucking reaching looks like, THROWAWAY MENTIONS OF BEING A STAR ATHLETE?????!!?!?! Yes plz actually huffing the copium with this one

[peepoo79]

Begging and screaming and crying and throwing up DC please please please stop sidelining Scarecrow as a villain, the potential for him to be a compelling and complex character is so GOOD but like….he just ends up as a plot device 99% of the time 😞 (thinking specifically about Nolanverse!Crane….Cillian Murphy’s performance was so good but the character was criminally underutilized)

[k2ntoss]

jason todd: *big ass dude, 6ft tall, could crush my head with his hands, has guns, could take me down in a second*

me: BABY GIRL, PRINCESS, DOLL, GIRLFRIEND, MALE WIFE

[the-head-of--bacchus]

I just wanted to take a break from studying and made a sketch.This post isnt about gen z damian wayne btw its about me losing my sanity. Anyways. Brat damian is real but only charli xcx's.

[blatantlyselfindulgent]

WIP! Batman OC: Esperanza!

She's been lingering in the back of my mind for MONTHS, I just HAD to draw her!! Not even the first redesign I did of her ;-;

A bit of info about her (There is so much more ;-;):

-Has a one-sided rivalry with Damian. (Damian thinks they're rivals, she doesn't give a sh*t. I ship them if you couldn't tell-)

-Joins competitions/game shows for money to fund the orphanage and because she's competitive af (met Damian during a debate competition, she won by a point).

-Orphan, and acts as a big sis/mother figure to the other orphans.

-Goth/tomboy/bimbo??? Aesthetic

[anzathebananza]

“I’m a rich kid with issues, lots of issues” -JLU Batman

[the-phantasmic-plastic-stan]

i just find him to be legitimately handsome 🥹

especially this part where he's all like "they don't call me the eel for nothing, try to keep up eh?"

[kittenninja14]

POV u like/reblog one DC batfam post

and then tumblr decides to recommend you a gazillion more posts of that same fandom -_-

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[celestiallime]

sometimes I'll be reading an amazing fanfic from a certain fandom and I realize that this isn't what actually happened in the show and I go through the five stages of grief with the assistants of crying, throwing up and laying on the sad cold floor

[lace4forest]

What?

When the Justice League get's after you about your hair getting out of control.

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A mix between Mario Party's Rosalina's "What" emote, and Two Ronnie Raymond Outfits

The outfits below

I swiped this outfit and this hair style from the Extreme Justice Comics! :D (I don't remember the exact issues, but it's short)

Also! I've started doing fun things for character eyes, so, here is a close up of Ronnie's eyes!

[llamavampire]

Never felt brainrot this intense like I feel it for superbat.

I'm new to the fandom. A little over a week. Even kind of new to DC. But it's consuming me. The amount of fanfiction I read... the comics I'm reading just to get a grasp of the canon. And the emotions I feel. I can't think of anything else. I even used text-to-speech AI so I can do something other than reading fics.

I see them in everything now. In my fucking Klingon Duolingo lesson I got a sentence Batman would say. They're in my music. I need to be able to think of something else but I don't know if I truely want it to stop.

[dazedasian]

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[stcrforged]

MUTATION: it is the key to our evolution. it has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. this process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. but every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. INDEPENDENT and PRIVATE multimuse featuring benjamín minguez haden and michelle courtet (x-men original characters). fandoms includes fallout, jurassic park, one piece, god of war, sandman, dragon age and more! written by kristina.