#but some of y’all are serious

[harbingerofsoup]

begging y’all to remember that aziraphale and crowley aren’t men

[ivanttakethis]

“But the latest Patreon post explains more—” girl some of us do not have the money for that

[uhohdad]

[non4ry]

bro did you seriously just talk during slam poetry night

[curiooftheheart]

Idk maybe I’m just a lame ass adult or something but no that is not what my brain conjured up. What MY brain conjured up was “Oh he’s hitting the anti migrant white supremacist maga, the transphobic christian supremacists, and the ‘criminals deserve no rights and are inhuman scum’ fascists all in one succinct sentence that the right will slaver over while having enough ridiculousness to dissuade serious rebuttal.”

[cerealforkart]

Warming my heart to see that people still want to see my season 2 content!

I’m enjoying season 3, don’t get me wrong, but it doesn’t inspire me the way season 2 does, even if it isn’t the best season of actual play out there season 2 will always be the most special for me

(It’s because Taylor is there)

[stargirlfeyre]

So whose going to tell these people that Elain was friends with the shadow twins before Nesta was friends with Gwyn and Emerie? How are Elain fans copying y’all by talking about her trio when canonically her trio existed before Nesta’s😭?

Seriously though the possessiveness Nesta fans feel over normal things is so…? They’re some of the most envious people in this fandom because how are you gatekeeping friendships? It’s canon that they’re friends. It’s canon that they spend more time with her than her own sisters. It’s canon that they’re friends with her not because they’re getting paid for it but because they like spending time with her (they literally rejected when Feyre tried to give them a raise for helping Elain). Elain’s life does not revolve around Nesta and she does have outside relationships that matter to her. Y’all need to just cope with that.

Like having friends is copying someone now? Please go outside platonic relationships are normal.

And secondly how are you gate keeping a court that already belongs to Rhys😭? “Elain fans try to steal Dusk from Nesta” now how can they steal something from Nesta that doesn’t belong to her in the first place? The Dusk Court/Prison does not belong to Elain or Nesta and it’s already said that even if it’s an 8th court, it still falls under Rhys’ jurisdiction. His blood is the only thing that can open the gates. You’re gatekeeping territory that already has Rhys’ name slapped on it. But you want to talk about fans copying and stealing from other characters?

And it’s funny how people only have an issue with saying another character is going to get Gwydion when it’s Elain. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think she’s going to get it because I’m personally not an “Elain becoming a warrior and wielding a powerful sword” girlie but why is it this big discourse only when it comes to her? Mind you, y’all aren’t even arguing over how her becoming a warrior and getting Gwydion wouldn’t fit her character (which would be valid)…y’all are arguing over her “taking” something from Nesta. Which makes no sense because almost every character is foreshadowed (by this fandom) to wield Gwydion and y’all don’t have as much of an issue with that.

Like I’ve even seen some theories about Nyx, a baby, getting it (because if the High Ruler plot does happen he would be a future High King) and it wasn’t a big deal. It’s like people understand that Nesta did not claim that sword the way she did with Ataraxia until Elain is brought into the conversation. We can make fanart and create theories of every character under the sun with that sword but you better not even think about Elain getting it.

From gatekeeping Motherly relationships, friendships, a court that doesn’t even belong to Nesta, and a sword I think it’s safe to say Nesta fans have officially lost it.

[extasiswings]

I swear to god if I see one more post basically saying that women are responsible for men becoming radicalized into fascists who want women to be property because we aren’t nice enough when we complain about misogyny I’m gonna lose it fr. It’s victim blaming! Straight up!

[chirpsythismorning]

The way fans on the st sub are almost all in agreement Nancy ending up with neither Jon nor Steve wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, and how they can even come up with a sleuth of reasons as to why, honestly pretty valid and fair reasons, but then are absolutely gobsmacked when fans merely speculate something along those lines for El is, quite something.

[gwandas]

I don’t think you deserve to have your SJM takes taken seriously if you wanna act like any human character’s dislike of fae characters is unwarranted

[taskmasterhistorian]

“I really do feel myself a despot, and I really do feel Alex is my…is my subservient.”

More of Greg getting lost in the world of Taskmaster. (X)

[gremlin-pattie]

Psych fics that altered my brain chemistry (most of these focus on Shawn and Gus’s friendship):

One Undead to Another

(vampire!Shawn, angst, the gang (Gus + Lassie + Jules) being there for Shawn)

same eyes as your father

(Henry learning how to accept and support trans!Shawn; he’s a little confused at first, but it’s very sweet)

Second Shooter

(trans!Gus and trans!Shawn surviving middle school together)

every superhero has an origin story

(a look into how knowing Shawn has changed Gus’s life)

these first few fragile months

(Shawn and Gus reconnect after Shawn returns to Santa Barbara, once Shawn finally decides to stop running)

[prettybuck]

Miss me with the “bucktommy fans infantilize buck” bullshit because that nonsense existed long before s7 aired. I have thousands of buddie fics bookmarked and I can honestly say that I’ve read a good majority of what’s on ao3. That means I’ve come across Those lawsuit fics (you know what I’m talking about) and all of the fics that manage to center buck as the victim of many scenarios that had nothing to do with him. Let’s not forget the collection of buddie fics that had the most vile racist shit in the aftermath of 5x04 and the ones that have eddie abusing buck for no reason other than to make him some uwu victim.

And just to be very clear, the infantilization of buck took center stage when a bunch of people decided to clutch their pearls over the dinner scene in 7x10 when this man has a history of stealing municipal vehicles to fuck and having semi-public sex on the regular. No one started screaming/crying/throwing up when he very much admitted to his own sister that he uses cock rings, but the second tommy’s name entered the chat a lot of y’all lost all common sense.

Even in the last damn episode people were lashing out at tommy AND eddie for not babying buck to their satisfaction. The majority of that wasn’t coming from the bucktommy side of the fandom, folks. Are there a few bucktommy shippers that do/say/write awful shit? Yeah. But unless you as a buddie shipper are willing to take responsibility for every single rancid take in the buddie tag both here and on ao3, I’d suggest that you stop trying to lay generalizations on the entire bucktommy fandom and expecting us to do what you won’t.

[allmyhomieshatelawns]

not me going and finding MORE fanfiction to read when i’ve already got like twenty w updates. i’ve only even seen like part of this show even. my brain just had the Urge to see if Merthur fanfic was any good.

so far, too many w the modern era setting. wish it was easier to filter that out, but oh well. it Does have a beautifully impressive fanfic that’s like, more than 2 Million words, With A Sequel. however that’s arranged marriage and is tagged w “dead dove” and the last time i ignored That tag i got my shit ROCKED and Not in a fun way. although the different vibe of arranged marriage pining vs how they pine in the show, makes me consider it.

found a nice one that’s just over 260k, i think it’ll be a nice little dip into the fanfiction of the fandom, i’ll report back later when i finish it.

ALRIGHT WOW I HAVE FINISHED IT HOLY SHIT

took a break while reading bc i’m bouncing around like a ping pong ball in a giant blender, but i’ve finished it and i don’t know how to cope. it was SO GOOD?????

it’s called Sorcerer’s Bane, it’s by BeautifulFiction on ao3 it’s so beautiful the name is v apt. just. holy shit y’all. the ENDING. my crops are WATERED. my depression is LIFTED. i’m. T.T it’s literally SO GOOD YALL

[awwwokay]

this might ruffle some feathers but solavellan/solas antis are some of the biggest goddamn crybabies in this fandom

[third-king-of-salmonids]

BEEN SITTING IN AN INDUSTRIAL SIZED VAT OF SCALE REGROWER SINCE BIG RUN I REFUSE TO SHOW UP TO GRAND FESTIVAL LOOKING PEELED