#but so funny and unhinged at the same time

[hoteadepresso]

if Karen being Alice Creel theory ends up being true im going to lose my shit

[hopeswriting]

daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

[ilyenamoerelle]

i'm rereading the hands of the emperor after, finally!, having read all the books in the nine worlds (except at the feet of the sun) and i need to say it, IT'S SO GOOD, dear lord i love this book so much, i cannot read it without smilling or tearing up, this book was made to be reread

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

silly guys that make me lose followers on tumblr dot com

[always-a-joyful-note]

This is probably never going to happen and I'm so sorry to the actor for typecasting, but I think it would be the funniest thing if Keith Silverstein (dub of Mori BSD and Hawk Moth MLB) did the dub of Kujo Takamasa as well. It would fit, I think

[a-so-called-person]

Jayvik is my barbenheimer

[kookjinnies]

need someone to match my freak (a deranged jinkooker and seokjin lover)

[padfootastic]

The most recent chapter was so fun!!!! Harry (unconsciously) feeling safe enough with Sirius to completely crash after a long tiring day>>> Just the idea of Walburga Black being a beater is hysterical yet strangely fitting in a way... Truly an enigma of a woman. I also need to know if Harry explained to Sirius what a blast-ended skrewt is. I can't imagine Sirius being happy with Hagrids way of teaching (concerning Harry's safety. Otherwise I think he'd love it)

Quick question: why would "the others" not approve of Harry and Sirius going flying in the quidditch room? Just general 'could get injured' or something else? Cause I read it like they were still inside so it's not like they're leaving the house right?

Almost need a little recap on all the times Walburga's portret went off and the others having to deal with her. Can't imagine they'll be pleased whenever Harry and Sirius turn up again.

Those two also really need to figure out how to not spiral at the same time. I think that would be very helpful for them lmao

(I'm also HONOURED my ask send you running to the doc??!!?!! A hot choco scene because of me??!!??!?!)

god ikr?? like with the order, our boy feels like he HAS to be strong and convincing and competent but the minute he’s around sirius, who has the most right to his answers, he’s like soz i’m out. no fear, minimal guilt. i love it. i love them sm.

hahaha maybe we can have a lil snippet in the end notes of the next chapter ab harry explaining hagrid’s lessons to sirius? it is a v amusing mental image i admit.

ahh so i don’t know how to explain it, exactly, but everyone in the order was so WEIRD about grimmauld place? like,,,why are molly and the kids manually cleaning the whole house by hand?? a house that is clearly shown as magically decaying and filled w dangerous items/creatures to boot??? and then theres the sirius aspect of it. even in canon, he was considered reckless and a negative influence, and i can see the order being worried ab harry spending unsupervised time w him. in FoD, they can see how much our boy has changed and are going to possibly be even more wary of him around sirius, esp in places they can’t access. and to some extent, i also don’t think they see harry as like. a person? let alone a child, but just. someone with agency who can do things for the heck of it. i think so many of them fall into the trap of picturing him like a symbol and they hold him to way higher standards. the way they acted around him in third year is the biggest eg of this for me. so yeah, i think that plays in here a bit too

god anon can i just say—i have SO MANY ideas regarding walburga’s portrait bc i honestly really wanna include her on the fic (partly bc we’re gonna have some sirius povs coming up, after harry goes to hogwarts, and i think she’s crucial to his character and partly bc i think she’s a criminally underused plot device) but it fully depends on which characterisation i go with because there’s a few. and it’ll change the trajectory of her presence.

but yeah, that’s still a little bit away haha

and yes!!! i’m seriously not exaggerating; i hadn’t touched FoD in close to a year until that ask and then suddenly it’s like i’m possessed by a manic writer ghost lol so im very very thankful to u haha

[danse--macabre]

most sexy things about astarion, ranked, according to ch'lakhou (dark urge):

he bites

he fights viciously

he looks fantastic dripping in blood. his own or others.

he's funny. he doesn't even realise he's funny half the time, which makes this sexier, given he's cocky in other respects.

teeth / fangs.

oh, just that he's cocky.

hands

"he's silly" (they do not explain this one)

foppishness, admittedly.

shoulders

"great hair. i wonder if he'll ever let me pull it." (answer: maybe)

this one is just crude but: cock. and balls, even.

the malnourished undead aura.

voice, which WOULD rank higher if it weren't for his accent, which is as plummy as a september harvest. as a self-respecting Brampton kid, ch'lakhou has to dock points here.

"his face is shockingly pretty, i guess :|"

[hollowfairybabybat]

one thing about me is if i find it funny i will fully commit to a bit idc

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm too much of an elitist for tiktok, I get historical tiktoks but it's always like the same 5 figures/eras 🙄 get a little weird, get a little esoteric, I beg

[bmpmp3]

the really beautiful landscape/skyscape animation in makoto shinkai's works tends to be the big thing i see focused on and that is understandable and deserved like the weather and lighting effects are unREAL but i do think we should also appreciate how absolute insane the plotlines of his original movies get. at least two movies with in universe catastrophes with major ecological implications. the guns and explosions. theres that one movie i havent seen yet with the guy who turns into a chair (?)

[justinefrischmanngf]

it’s not that it makes me sad per se but i really could’ve been dating someone i did actually kind of really want to date since JULY. and now the moment is literally so far gone and i didn’t realise until the moment was so far gone !!!

[ultravioart]

????

So I'm trying to write out some ideas for Dominion au scenes and I guess I'm questioning what kind of humor fits Dominator? She's definitely comically evil + mean spirited so there is dark humor galore (Plus with kid cosmic using death as a punchline, lmafo it makes for some dark opportunity),

but if.... sighes, If the writers really were trying to go for the "she doesn't belong in the show" anime-op-badass "sexy bully"(<<<gags I hate this approach i hate sexy bully) archetype, I have to wonder if she's conscious of herself in situations or not. In Q&A they say she loves riot grrl but she's also fine with using a guy persona to "mess with people"?? Mess with them how? Make them double take and awkwardly scramble to treat her differently? Or make them not judge her as a (gender) but as a badass foe first and foremost regardless, and being a woman is just the cherry on top? I have to wonder if her love for the riot grrl genre includes the fundamental girl empowerment (proud to be a girl), or the "don't judge me just because I am a girl! I belong here too!" aspect. Is her perspective that she is proud to be a badass woman, or does she feel she's a badass who happens to be woman therefore women must be great? She seems to use whatever tools she has at her disposal, but also has a comedic self care routine of fluffy towels and pink guest bathrooms. So she's all out evil villain, but also has sensitivities and seemingly personal boundaries with "me-time" which doesn't read entirely as the all out off the wall destroyer, but a quirky lethal evil conqueror. It matters because like, would she be a "sexy" bully that has personal boundaries over her body, or is it all in, make the others squirm and yelp? Is she vulgar and unhinged? or does she have some kind of pride that would prevent her from "degrading" her self in her view by flirting with people she sees as losers? We have characters that have a sense of pride or a sense of boundary, which can make for good kind spirited humor too, but if Dominator really doesn't belong, it's hard to discern just how far her actions would go. basically it's one of the two: A) she embodies the "intensely evil little girl" all grown up into a fearsome villainess, playing godzilla with living toys. This is within the same vein to Hater's "spoiled brat emo prince" all grown up into a manchild rockstar tyrant personality. This means she would have some personal boundaries and sense of pride, meaning she would toy with others (flirting, teasing) but not be intensely vulgar. Fits the setting of WoY pretty well, though? Is... being pretty and mean enough to be a sexy bully archetype? Ugh Man, I hate this trope lmao. It feels gross. B) She embodies the "evil no matter what" and just happens to be a woman. she relishes in bullying others and making them squirm, wanting to destroy everything in her path. She's super unhinged and even self-destructive if not careful. No sense of sympathy for others, she just. wants. to. destroy. those puny little faces. (Cute aggression over 9,000!) And it's bleak! Yeah! ...and, lonely. Woops. This means she would be very vulgar, and not care what people think about her or her body because of course she's already perfect, she's HER. This to me reads as more so the sexy bully archetype, but ignores some semblance of her softer sides like her "...friend?" moments with Sylvia or her funny reactions to things like "what? Ew--no." which imply personal boundaries. I'm writing a whole damn essay about this because I don't want to make her too vulgar if it's ooc. But... it's seriously hard to understand what the hell the writers even meant by "sexy bully" because is that just a hot mean girl? Or a get under your skin and twist the knife just "to break your heart and watch you cry" kinda thing??? HOW FAR DOES IT GO, idk idk. Frankly I wish canon Dominator was not fanservice sultry and only sporadically "maniac pixie nightmare girl" like the VA's videos implied, because that stuff was hysterically fitting for WoY. Unhinged and unfitting of the WoY universe, but in a light goofy turning instantly heavy and dark humored way.

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

So I was literally just telling my friends about how excited I was for this newsletter that I assumed was going to drop tomorrow morning, and when I got home an hour later and refreshed my email I saw the newsletter and I got to hyped. OMG. the world is wonderful

[risingsunresistance]

man at this point it's pretty normal to be hostile towards dream fans in my notes, some dteam main reblogged one of my posts yesterday and i thought about blocking them on instinct but i didnt, and i just saw them on twitter telling r*nboo to kill himself :/